Album: 'cool and new volume s*x: hair transplant'
Directory: cool-and-new-volume-sx
Date: September 23, 2016, 12:00:03
Date Added: August 11, 2023
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-volume-s-x-hair-transplant
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr_mA0qhPRoet8TZmvw7asTP
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Rose
- John
Banner Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
- Makin (edits for wiki)
Banner Dimensions: 1100x216
Banner File Extension: jpg
Wallpaper Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
- Makin (edits for wiki)
Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.55;'
Color: '#6699ff'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
Commentary: |-
Cool and New Music Team:
the wurst volume yet....
---
Track: here's an idea
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- Skyplayer
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Jaed
- Rose
- Dabe
- John
- Jade
- Dave
Duration: '0:08'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/heres-an-idea
- https://youtu.be/wPwqDDXnpic
Sampled Tracks:
- Is Homestuck the Ulysses of the Internet? | Idea Channel | PBS Digital Studios
---
Track: DanceCantDown
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '1:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dancecantdown
- https://youtu.be/DgrLYHAcGsc
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Cascantdown
Commentary: |-
Makin:
The text says 'let's accept that lore is bullshit and move on with our lives'.
---
Track: S*x (Feat. Femorafreak)
Artists:
- Double Hats Eyewear
Cover Artists:
- Double Hats Eyewear
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Rose
- John
Duration: '1:13'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-x-feat-femorafreak
- https://youtu.be/40eWm5d7-t8
Referenced Tracks:
- track:witch-doctor-bagdasarian
---
Track: Quad City Bros
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Noisemaker
Art Tags:
- Hella Jeff
Duration: '1:30'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/quad-city-bros
- https://youtu.be/QywWu5EOe1A
Referenced Tracks:
- Space Jam
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
---
Track: Meme Voyage
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Cover Artists:
- koykoy13
Art Tags:
- Hella Jeff
Duration: '5:05'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/meme-voyage
- https://youtu.be/SFXXvJvp1vY
Referenced Tracks:
- Solar Voyage
Sampled Tracks:
- 'Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'
Lyrics: |-
(Kevin: The concept of memes
was first proposed by Richard Dawkins
in a book called The Selfish Gene
Blade Wolf: I am a slave to my memes
Raiden: You're right
About me I mean
I knew something was off
Raiden: I thought I could walk off the MEMES
into a normal life
but here I am
surrounded by MEMES
arguing philosophy with the US
Blade wolf: Memes I encountered in the web
had their effects as well
as my mind grew, the weaker memes were sifted out, and the stronger ones endured
the resulting collection of memes
is what you would call
my intelligence
Kevin: If that meme isn't the cultural norm
then what are you working for?
Kevin: Genes, genes, genes, genes, genes and memes
Kevin: Genes, memes
Genes, memes
Genes, memes
Genes, memes
Genes, memes
Genes, memes
Genes, memes
Genes, memes, memes
[repeats throughout the rest of the track]
Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
Raiden: Same as any of us
Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
Raiden: Memes feel good
Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
Raiden: They helped me forget
Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
When I was deep in the MEMES
Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
Kevin: Memes can also transmit
Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
Kevin: From fashion
Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
Kevin: To core progressions in music
Raiden: Envy, greed
Monsoon: Magnetic force!
Raiden: Despair, memes
Monsoon: Nature's force!
Raiden: Envy, greed
Monsoon: Too fast for that
Raiden: Despair, memes
Monsoon: Now there's a pretty meme
Raiden: Envy, greed
Raiden: How about full of shit?
Raiden: Despair, memes
Raiden: Is that a meme?
Raiden: Envy, greed
Monsoon: That's game over
Raiden: Despair, memes
Raiden: WHO DIES NEXT?
Raiden: Envy, greed
Raiden: You buy a shirt you like
Raiden: Despair, memes
Raiden: And put it on
Raiden: Envy, greed
Raiden: People see you wearing it
Raiden: Despair, memes
Raiden: Then buy it for themselves
Raiden: Envy, greed
Monsoon: Red phosphorus!
Raiden: Despair, memes
Monsoon: Infra-red is useless!
Raiden: Envy, greed
Monsoon: All memes
Raiden: Despair, memes
Monsoon: All passed along
Raiden: Envy, greed
Monsoon: Does it hurt?
Raiden: Despair, memes
Monsoon: The DNA of the soul
Raiden: Envy, greed
Monsoon: Free will is a myth
Raiden: Despair, memes
Monsoon: Religion is a joke
Kevin: He went on to define memes as a different type of a self-replicating unit
Even political expression, and just like normal genes, they replicate, they grow
Kevin: But the way Dawkins put it? Memes can transmit worthless things
Even the bad parts of a culture
Fashion's one thing, but value-related memes can put huge restraints on people's lives
For example, the idea that having lots of money is the ultimate goal, the thing we should all strive for
You catch this money-worship meme, then not are you trying to get rich
You're also spreading that idea to other people
You have to
And the really contagious memes can be even worse
For example: revenge
A guy sees his countrymen killed by terrorism, so he becomes a terrorist and retaliates
It's an infinite loop
Raiden: There's gotta be a way to break the cycle though
Kevin: Dawkins wrote about that too, how we can rebel against our GENES and MEMES
Once you're aware of your own memes, you can train yourself to identify and replicate the "good" ones...
Raiden: And kill the bad ones
Kevin: Right
Senator Armstrong: If you're not with America
You're against her
Feel the wrath of the U S A!
Senator Armstrong: Justice in the hands of the people
Might makes right!
Senator Armstrong: You know what? Fuck this
Raiden: Your memes... end here!)
---
Track: Unintentional Touhou
Artists:
- Discfortune
Cover Artists:
- koykoy13
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Jhon
- Hella Jeff
- John
Duration: '3:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unintentional-touhou
- https://youtu.be/feEbPDARLes
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- Oppa Toby Style
---
Track: SBOWBAN GLAMOUR
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Art Tags:
- Skaia
- Gate
Duration: '3:24'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sbowban-glamour
- https://youtu.be/Wj0JHwHZI44
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
- Death by Glamour
- Beta Version
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
---
Track: Rising Echoes
Artists:
- Griever
Cover Artists:
- Griever
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: '2:34'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rising-echoes
- https://youtu.be/mMjRrrDnGVc
Referenced Tracks:
- Courage
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
Sampled Tracks:
- Courage
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
---
Track: Moonslammer
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- DrWorm
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
Duration: '2:57'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonslammer
- https://youtu.be/eVxks2ZVWDw
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
- Sunslammer
---
Track: Anticipation
Directory: anticipation-volsx
Artists:
- No Funny Name
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
Duration: '5:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/anticipation
- https://youtu.be/cT0HPOfCqg8
Referenced Tracks:
- Creata
- Black Rose / Green Sun
- Snow halation
- Turn Down for What
- Hopes and Dreams
- Eternity Served Cold
- track:MeGaLoVania
Sampled Tracks:
- Creata
- Black Rose / Green Sun
- Snow halation
- Turn Down for What
- Hopes and Dreams
- Eternity Served Cold
- track:MeGaLoVania
---
Track: rubs juice
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- SlantedSlash
Art Tags:
- Rubs Juice
- Hrates Bocars
- Jhon
- Dabe
- CD
- HB
- John
- Dave
Duration: '1:33'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rubs-juice
- https://youtu.be/JIPQu2H-7KE
Referenced Tracks:
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
---
Track: derp waltz
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Duration: '1:42'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/derp-waltz
- https://youtu.be/s_JGjBUwt5c
Referenced Tracks:
- Dord Waltz
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: NuTshacKoVania
Artists:
- sylvarn
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Vriska
- Sans
- Skaia
Duration: '0:59'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nutshackovania
- https://youtu.be/1ngcMG9y0bs
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- The Nutshack Intro
---
Track: cool and new community garden
Artists:
- cryptologicalMystic
Cover Artists:
- cryptologicalMystic
Art Tags:
- Skaia
- Prospit
- Derse
- Gate
Duration: '2:49'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-community-garden
- https://youtu.be/cGxHW30b_qo
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- track:explore
- track:penumbra-phantasm
- Savior of the Dreaming Dead
- Cascade (Beta)
---
Track: Rainbow Jungle
Artists:
- sylvarn
Cover Artists:
- sylvarn
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: '3:32'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rainbow-jungle
- https://youtu.be/B8oalWhp_1o
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
- Rainbow Road
---
Track: Sweet Cravings and Pumpkin Jeff
Artists:
- '413'
Cover Artists:
- Minish
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Hella Jeff
- AH
- LoWaS
- Derse
- Skaia
Duration: '4:09'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sweet-cravings-and-pumpkin-jeff
- https://youtu.be/eivR5CjYgmQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Pumpkin Cravings
Sampled Tracks:
- Pumpkin Cravings
---
Track: Sarabande (Canon Edit)
Artists:
- goldcray
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Nepeta
Duration: '2:13'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sarabande-canon-edit
- https://youtu.be/ZfzDccnY3T4
Referenced Tracks:
- Sarabande
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
- The Next Episode
---
Track: Regina Araneolus Canes
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Cover Artists:
- trip
Art Tags:
- Vriska
Duration: '3:41'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/regina-araneolus-canes
- https://youtu.be/3hri8woeFeo
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- English
- Spider's Claw
---
Track: The Ballad of Carnival Wilson
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '1:15'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-carnival-wilson
- https://youtu.be/dfVNySdIF9c
Referenced Tracks:
- the original ass blast track - aka the full ballad of carnival wilson
Sampled Tracks:
- the original ass blast track - aka the full ballad of carnival wilson
Lyrics: |-
Ass (honk)
Blast (honk)
USA (honk)
Ass
Blast
Ass (honk)
USA (honk)
Blast
Ass (honk)
Ass Ass (honk)
Blast (honk)
US Blast (honk)
Ass Ass
Ass Ass Ass Ass (honk)
Blast (honk)
U (honk)
S
A (honk)
USA (honk)
Ass (honk)
Blast (honk)
Blast (honk)
Ass (honk) Blast Blast
USA
(HONK)
---
Track: snoop checks his credit score
Artists:
- sylvarn
Cover Artists:
- sylvarn
Duration: '2:40'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/snoop-checks-his-credit-score
- https://youtu.be/-psFwOdy2pM
Referenced Tracks:
- The Next Episode
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
- The Next Episode
---
Track: Midnight Suffer
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
Duration: '2:26'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-suffer
- https://soundcloud.com/maxy3/midnight-suffers
- https://youtu.be/6o4k1DzCn4Q
Referenced Tracks:
- track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir-original
Sampled Tracks:
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
Lyrics: |-
(Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!)
---
Track: Artistic License - Gravity
Artists:
- cryptologicalMystic
Cover Artists:
- cryptologicalMystic
Art Tags:
- Green Sun
Duration: '1:42'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/artistic-license-gravity
- https://youtu.be/wnowfp9ziZ4
Referenced Tracks:
- cool and new community garden
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- English
- Flare
---
Track: Takyonyk Ebonpyre
Artists:
- sylvarn
Cover Artists:
- sylvarn
Duration: '1:10'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/takyonyk-ebonpyre
- https://youtu.be/rZKSlT7L68I
Referenced Tracks:
- Takyon (Death Yon)
- track:atomyk-ebonpyre
Sampled Tracks:
- Takyon (Death Yon)
- track:atomyk-ebonpyre
---
Track: Confliction
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Hecka Jef
- Hella Jeff
Duration: '0:47'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/confliction
- https://youtu.be/TkMZ07ve3ls
Referenced Tracks:
- track:conflict
Commentary: |-
Difarem:
Confliction by Difarem is licensed under a cc-by-nc-sa Creative Commons License.
Makin:
This is a jokey reference to the very insistent licensing of [[track:conflict]].
---
Track: Credit Shack
Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Artists:
- Toast
Duration: '1:16'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credit-shack
- https://youtu.be/Y2PLyHXuXlI
Referenced Tracks:
- The Nutshack Intro
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
- The Nutshack Intro
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
Lyrics: |-
(I'm thinking of a number) x32
(Insert lyrics of [[track:the-nutshack-intro]] here)
(Insert lyrics of [[track:gamebro-original-1990-mix]])
---
Track: Ultimate Amazing Serious Remix (Live Ressurection on Stage)
Artists:
- Double Hats Eyewear
Cover Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Hecka Jef
- John
- Hella Jeff
Duration: '2:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultimate-amazing-serious-remix-live-ressurection-on-stage
- https://youtu.be/KmrEPRRdAwo
Referenced Tracks:
- Savior of the Dreaming Dead
- Never Gonna Give You Up
Sampled Tracks:
- Savior of the Dreaming Dead
- Frankenstein (1931)
- Never Gonna Give You Up
---
Track: Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Beatz
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- avocado
- Wheals
Art Tags:
- Fresh Jimmy
Duration: '0:53'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fresh-jimmys-fresh-beatz
---
Track: A Crowd Can't Touch This
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Duration: '4:16'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-crowd-cant-touch-this
- https://youtu.be/hCeMkmJ9hkc
Referenced Tracks:
- Three's a Crowd
- U Can't Touch This
Sampled Tracks:
- Three's a Crowd
- U Can't Touch This
Lyrics: |-
(See lyrics for [[track:u-cant-touch-this]])
---
Track: I'M THINKING OF A FUSION
Artists:
- MoreEpicThanYou747
Cover Artists:
- MoreEpicThanYou747
Duration: '2:51'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/im-thinking-of-a-fusion
- https://youtu.be/qxI2vlzUDQE
Referenced Tracks:
- Stronger Than You
Sampled Tracks:
- Stronger Than You (Instrumental)
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Michael Bowman Remix
---
Track: 'Black Showtime: Revelovania'
Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Cover Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Sans
- John
- Jack Noir
Duration: '2:26'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/black-showtime-revelovania
- https://youtu.be/n5n2Q1Dvxzc
Referenced Tracks:
- track:revelawesome
- track:showtime-original-mix
- track:liquid-negrocity
- track:MeGaLoVania
---
Track: Salt
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- AH
Duration: '3:44'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/salt
- https://youtu.be/mf_CWzQXG9k
Referenced Tracks:
- Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap
Sampled Tracks:
- Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap
Lyrics: |-
I'm /u/Makinporing
I created /r/homestuck
I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not
Beware of the man who speaks in hands
People don't want to think about Rose after the way her drunk arc was resolved
(unintelligible) to the point where both of them were able to assign themselves one
(unintelligible) Where is Terepy?
Just me with certainty what happened
Where are Jake's, Jane's character development, or anyone that isn't John or a Strider
Last time I went to the /r/undertale Discord everyone was really mean to me
There were a couple of awful mods, long sets of rules, the moment you stepped out of line, banned
They probably want (unintelligible)
I get what you mean now
(unintelligible)
(unintelligible)
Someone should make a compelling
(unintelligible)
Some things aren't, I'm thinking if something accidentally gets black paint all over it is objectively ruined
And similarly external, videogame-related circumstances can ruin a webcomic from the outside
In a way that is obvious to most people once they notice
Of course, people can like it despite that, but they'll know they like it despite the flaws, not continue thinking
(unintelligible)
Commentary: |-
Makin:
I'm pretty sure this is a bunch of TTS'd posts of my old Reddit account where I talked about the end of Homestuck.
---
Track: roze da detepktib
Artists:
- Private I.
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: '0:42'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/roze-da-detepktib
- https://youtu.be/fn8ookJTjL8
Referenced Tracks:
- track:aggrieve
---
Track: Bolero Served Cold
Artists:
- MBI
Cover Artists:
- Minish
Art Tags:
- WV
- Jhon
- John
Duration: '0:25'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bolero-served-cold
- https://youtu.be/rlHMwiG4YjI
Referenced Tracks:
- Eternity Served Cold
- Bolero of Fire
---
Track: Garden of Cool and New
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Terexi
- Jaed
- Swet Bro
- Dave
- John
- Vriska
- LoWaS
- Jack Noir
- Jade
Duration: '13:02'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/garden-of-cool-and-new
- https://youtu.be/RieGQUhagPc
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascante
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- Archagent Everlasting
- Unity of Thorns
- track:penumbra-phantasm
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Meet the Flintstones
- Fighting Spirit
- Terexi
- Tick
- Tock
- Lord Spanish
- don't hug me i'm flared
- track:MeGaLoVania
- The Will to Fight Further [Denizen Strife]
- Sweet Bro Theme Song
- Conflict?
- Bowmanquest
- '((S) Dabe: Acellerate'
- The Baby is You
- Madame Controversielle
- Adventure Into The Unknown
- Smackdown
- Umbrella Tomato
- 'Deaf Injustice: Ignoration!!'
- Timestop
- Tick Tock Comes the Bad Wolf
---
Track: the maymay sonb
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Ruined Earth
Duration: '0:56'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-maymay-sonb
- https://youtu.be/Qn-kWh1VzC0
Referenced Tracks:
- track:explore
---
Track: Sburban Ascension
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- John
Duration: '2:54'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-ascension
- https://youtu.be/IOAKRSq-MiQ
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
- Another Jungle
- Homestuck Anthem
- track:showtime-original-mix
- track:skies-of-skaia
---
Track: Bleep (dodecaphonic remix)
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- XenoZane
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '0:24'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bleep-dodecaphonic-remix
- https://youtu.be/9zbkJKXrc0Y
Commentary: |-
Makin:
There's a borderline reference to the lone 'Bleep' chord in [[artist:michael-guy-bowman|Michael Bowman]]'s' radiation is now on youtube video.
---
Track: iran knight (meme dumpverizon)
Artists:
- Griever
Cover Artists:
- XenoZane
Art Tags:
- Karkat
Duration: '4:07'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/iran-knight-meme-dumpverizon
- https://youtu.be/ZmRVnau06YY
Referenced Tracks:
- Iron Knight
- Snow halation
Sampled Tracks:
- Iron Knight
- Karkalicious
- I Can't Believe You've Done This
- The Time Is Now
- WOMBO COMBO
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Sony's 2006 E3 Presentation
- The Next Episode
- Snow halation
- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
- Bowman's Credit Score
- The Nutshack Intro
- The Office
- DK Rap
- Code Geass Abridged
Lyrics: |-
Karkalicious, Karkalicious (x4)
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this (Karkalicious, Karkalicious)
Karkalicious, Karkalicious (x4)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
SpongeBob: This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness
Kaz Hirai: Ah, thank you to [unintelligible] based on japanese history
Ridge Racer!
[Smoke weed everyday]
It's also based on famous battles
Ridge Racer!
Riiidge Racer!
[unintelligible] Giant enemy crab
[unintelligible] And you attack its weak point for massive damage
599 US Dollars
599 US Dollars
(slowed down) 599 US Dollars
Todokete (Ring out)
Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?)
Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (I can't wait for our feelings to resonate)
Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love)
Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick! I'm not the Krusty Krab...
Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne (Even in this mild fever, I can't hesitate)
Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start! (I'll accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!)
Shrek: Taut Round Buttocks?
Steve Buscemi: Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what's he's created?
Jontron: Fool me once? I'm mad. Fool me twice? How could you? Fool me three times? Okay you're officially that guy, you know the one.
Shrek: Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers.
[MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA]
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this
[ORA ORA ORA ORA]
Michael Bowman: I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks, you know what it is? It's [the Nutshack]
Michael Scott: NO, GOD, OH PLEASE NO [It's the nutshack]
Michael Scott: NO, NO, NOOOOO [IT'S FINALLY BACK, PERFORMING FOR YOU]
Monsoon: Free will is a myth
Monsoon: Religion is a joke
Lelouch: Hello?
Suzaku: Hey, what's up?
Lelouch: I need your help. Can you come here?
Suzaku: I can't. I'm buying clothes.
Lelouch: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
Suzaku: I can't find them.
Lelouch: ...What do you mean you can't find them?
Suzaku: I can't find them. There's only soup.
Lelouch: What do you mean "there's only soup"?
Suzaku: It means there's only soup.
Lelouch: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Suzaku: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!
Suzaku: There's more soup!
Lelouch: What do you mean "there's more soup"?!
Suzaku: There's just more soup!
Lelouch: Go into the next aisle!
Suzaku: There's still soup!
Lelouch: Where are you right now?!
Suzaku: I'm at soup!
Lelouch: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?!
Suzaku: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Lelouch: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Suzaku: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
Lelouch: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Suzaku: FUCK YOU!
---
Track: Crystal Meth The Queen
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- DrWorm
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Jaed
- Beq
- Jade
- Becquerel
Duration: '2:32'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/crystal-meth-the-queen
- https://youtu.be/TJJYubqL_ts
Referenced Tracks:
- Crystalanthemums
- track:doctor
- track:showtime-original-mix
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: Afraid of the Spaghettio
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: '2:54'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/afraid-of-the-spaghettio
- https://youtu.be/yvU5gLY3GGw
Referenced Tracks:
- Afraid of the Darko
- track:aggrieve
Sampled Tracks:
- Afraid of the Darko
- track:aggrieve
- Bumper to Bumper
Lyrics: |-
Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, Bumper to Bumper
Boy Marvin, you really put the broth back in broth back in broth back in broth back in brother
Fred, you're going to have to speak up, I'm currently eating soup off of the floor
My-- my brother!
BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs
Tell us your problem
BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...[continues for 50 seconds]
...s
BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs
---
Track: clockwerk sorrye
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Lil Cal
- Dave
Duration: '2:16'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/clockwerk-sorrye
- https://youtu.be/G2TeAEaRuY4
Referenced Tracks:
- Clockwork Sorrow
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
---
Track: Descend (Revised Edition)
Artists:
- sylvarn
Cover Artists:
- sylvarn
Art Tags:
- Meteor
Duration: '4:11'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/descend-revised-edition
- https://youtu.be/Ga-3mkykyy8
Referenced Tracks:
- Descend
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- Yo Home to Bel-Air
- MEME MACHINE
- Careless Whisper
- Nigga Nigga Nigga
- Megalo Strike Back
- Meet the Flintstones
- All Star
- FUCK YOU
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- Gangnam Style
- Takyon (Death Yon)
- Lose Yourself
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Bassline Junkie
- One Pound Fish
- Whales
- The Nutshack Intro
- Bonfire
- Crank That
- Snow halation
Sampled Tracks:
- Descend
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- Yo Home to Bel-Air
- MEME MACHINE
- Careless Whisper
- Ni**a Ni**a Ni**a
- Megalo Strike Back
- Meet the Flintstones
- All Star
- FUCK YOU
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- Gangnam Style
- Takyon (Death Yon)
- Lose Yourself
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Bassline Junkie
- One Pound Fish
- Whales
- The Nutshack Intro
- Bonfire
- Crank That
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Vinesauce Joel reacts to GRAND DAD
- Terry Crews Old Spice Commercials
---
Track: waste of a track slot
Artists:
- sylvarn
Cover Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Vriska
- Dabe
- Dave
Duration: '6:09'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/waste-of-a-track-slot
- https://youtu.be/CvtLNkxeYKY
Referenced Tracks:
- 'BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!'
- track:sburban-jungle
- Crystamanthequins
- track:MeGaLoVania
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
---
Track: Extraterrestrial Flare
Artists:
- MoreEpicThanYou747
Cover Artists:
- Skyplayer
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Dirk
- Caliborn
- Green Sun
Duration: '3:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/extraterrestrial-flare
- https://youtu.be/-L_KNGi6OuU
Referenced Tracks:
- E.T.
- Flare
Lyrics: |-
You're so hypnotizing
Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel?
Your touch, magnetizing
Feels like I am floating, leaves my body glowing
They say, "Be afraid"
You're not like the others, futuristic lover
Different DNA
They don't understand you
You're from a whole 'nother world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your lovin', fill me with your poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim, ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien
Your touch, so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial
You're so supersonic
Wanna feel your powers, stun me with your lasers
Your kiss is cosmic
Every move is magic
You're from a whole 'nother world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your lovin', fill me with your poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim, ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien
Your touch, so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial
---
Track: desscend
Artists:
- sylvarn
Cover Artists:
- sylvarn
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Underlings
- Hella Jeff
- Dave
Duration: '2:31'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/desscend
- https://youtu.be/6TPt9U2JCZY
Referenced Tracks:
- Descend
---
Track: Monsoonsetter
Artists:
- loading
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Dirk
- John
- Rose
- Dave
- Jade
- Squiddles
- Skaia
Duration: '1:45'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/monsoonsetter
- https://youtu.be/cJEQ-rZh97U
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
- Sunsetter
Sampled Tracks:
- Moonsetter
- Sunsetter
---
Track: Sunsweater
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Dave
Duration: '3:03'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunsweater
- https://youtu.be/a4XzUzbwbrg
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunsetter
- Sunslammer
---
Track: VriSKA
Artists:
- Wights End
Cover Artists:
- trip
Art Tags:
- Vriska
Duration: '1:07'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vriska
- https://youtu.be/Vci_jrXgOmE
Referenced Tracks:
- Spider's Claw
---
Track: Damara's Credit Score
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Art Tags:
- Damara
Duration: '2:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/damaras-credit-score
- https://youtu.be/ifXRlSFYOB8
Commentary: |-
Makin:
This is obviously a reference to [[track:bowmans-credit-score|Bowman's Credit Score]], run through Google Translate.
---
Track: Pypes
Artists:
- Discfortune
Cover Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Art Tags:
- Terezi
- Alternia
Duration: '0:41'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pypes
- https://youtu.be/VWHMyaij-eo
Referenced Tracks:
- Superman Theme
- The Lemonsnout Turnabout
---
Track: Droogtime
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Art Tags:
- Dacronian Dignity
- DD
Duration: '1:33'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/droogtime
- https://youtu.be/ftWd5ljKGgo
---
Track: ass well as yellow!
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
Duration: '1:06'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ass-well-as-yellow
- https://youtu.be/d85qXi2Y-lg
Referenced Tracks:
- The Simpsons Theme
- track:black
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
---
Track: The Death of Dirk Strider
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Gnawms
Art Tags:
- Dirk
Duration: '1:38'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-death-of-dirk-strider
- https://youtu.be/3f8xwd6l3BA
Referenced Tracks:
- Oppa Toby Style
- Hide And Seek
Sampled Tracks:
- Oppa Toby Style
- Hide And Seek
---
Track: Griever's Last 「Stand」
Artists:
- nunndoes
Cover Artists:
- jakkyr
Art Tags:
- MSPA Reader
Duration: '2:32'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/grievers-last-stand
- https://youtu.be/IjTg6JGz5Lc
Referenced Tracks:
- Snow halation
- Roundabout
Sampled Tracks:
- Snow halation
- Roundabout
Lyrics: |-
I made this comic called Jojostuck
Have you read Jojostuck yet?
You should read Jojostuck!
You should read it
Jojostuck
Jojostuck
Read [JOJOSTUCK]
Lerolerolerolerolero
Lerolerolerolerolero
[MUDA MUDA MUDA]
Kono Dio da!
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyy
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyy
[ORA ORA ORA]
You should read it
[ORA ORA ORA]
You should read Jojostuck!
You should read Jojostuck!
Have you read
Jo jo stuck?
Jojostuck?
Jojostuck?
Have you read...?
---
Track: Flare shoved through a percussion soundfont
Artists:
- No Funny Name
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
Duration: '2:55'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flare-shoved-through-a-percussion-soundfont
- https://youtu.be/EYjIDx1nqyo
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
---
Track: Climbing Endlessly
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Dave
Duration: '1:12'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/climbing-endlessly
- https://youtu.be/wsnACFc_GMk
Referenced Tracks:
- track:endless-climb
Sampled Tracks:
- track:endless-climb
---
Track: Even in face
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Jhon
- John
Duration: '2:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/even-in-face
- https://youtu.be/qFhCt31vlPo
Referenced Tracks:
- Even in Death
Sampled Tracks:
- Even in Death
- 'YMS: Cool Cat Saves the Kids'
- Bowman's Credit Score
Lyrics: |-
Did you see that?
That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (x4)
That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (DERE HE IS) (x4)
That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (x4)
That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (DERE HE IS) (x4)
That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (x4)
That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (DERE HE IS) (x4)
('tween my buttocks.
It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks.
The number is seven hundred and twenty.
But do you know what number I'm thinking of?
I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.
It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is.
Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty.
This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks)
That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (x4)
That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (DERE HE IS) (x4) (repeats til end of track)
---
Track: 'Trumpets 2: Boogyloo'
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '2:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/trumpets-2-boogyloo
- https://youtu.be/Xru5Ng8Q8r8
Referenced Tracks:
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
---
Track: Crystalmegamix
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Art Tags:
- Aradia
- Vriska
- LoMaT
Duration: '3:37'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/crystalmegamix
- https://youtu.be/-2_dBAz2S3A
Referenced Tracks:
- Crystalanthemums
- Crystamanthequins
- Crystalanthology
- Crystalmethequins
Sampled Tracks:
- Crystalanthemums
- Crystamanthequins
- Crystalanthology
- Crystalmethequins
---
Track: Moonforgiver
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Dirk
- Earth
Duration: '3:21'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonforgiver
- https://youtu.be/8Bm6UbrOlHE
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: ruinds (with strigns)
Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Cover Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Sweet Bro
Duration: '2:06'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ruinds-with-strigns
- https://youtu.be/paKJ-Hxoij0
Referenced Tracks:
- Ruins (With Strings)
Sampled Tracks:
- Ruins (With Strings)
---
Track: ruinds (with out strigns)
Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Cover Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Jhon
- Sans
- Dave
- John
Duration: '2:52'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ruinds-with-out-strigns
- https://youtu.be/Zja6bCp10Z0
Referenced Tracks:
- Ruins (With Strings)
Sampled Tracks:
- Ruins (With Strings)
---
Track: ruinds (with out ruinds)
Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Cover Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Duration: '2:52'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ruinds-with-out-ruinds
- https://youtu.be/sxpjIvylUmo
---
Track: Tick Tock (feat. Lord Engli$h)
Directory: tick-tock-feat-lord-english
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- bobthetacocat
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Lord English
Duration: '1:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tick-tock-feat-lord-engli-h
- https://youtu.be/n14Yk84lU4k
Referenced Tracks:
- TiK ToK
- clonck effect
Sampled Tracks:
- TiK ToK
- clonck effect
Lyrics: |-
Ain't got no money in my pocket but I'm already here (already here)
---
Track: Ke$haLoVania
Directory: keshalovania
Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Sans
- Vriska
Duration: '3:25'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ke-halovania
- https://youtu.be/74ctJYRG2Kw
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- TiK ToK
Sampled Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- TiK ToK
Lyrics: |-
Wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Diddy (Hey. What up, girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talkin' pedicure on our toes, toes
Tryin' on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowin' up our phones, phones
Drop-toppin', playin' our favorite CDs
Pullin' up to the parties
Tryna get a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are linin' up, 'cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talkin' 'bout everybody gettin' crunk, crunk
Boys tryna touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he gettin' too drunk, drunk
No-now we go until they kick us out, out or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down, po-po shut us down
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh
(DJ) You build me up, you break me down
My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me
With my hands up, you got me now
You got that sound, yeah, you got me
(DJ) You build me up, you break me down
My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me
With my hands up, put your hands up
Put your hands up
Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh
---
Track: BG'OGUBMOM'IBULSPRITE
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- VasTheShaman
Art Tags:
- Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite
- Rose
Duration: '1:05'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bgogubmomibulsprite
- https://youtu.be/iyzqRRgfths
Referenced Tracks:
- Battle Against an Unfathomable Enemy
- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse
---
Track: H
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- o
Duration: '4:33'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/h
- https://youtu.be/GM0wFYG4kQM
Referenced Tracks:
- Overture (Canon Edit)
- English
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
Sampled Tracks:
- Overture (Canon Edit)
- English
---
Track: AAAAAAAAAAAAA Canon remix (not actually cannon though)
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Duration: '1:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aaaaaaaaaaaaa-canon-remix-not-actually-cannon-though
- https://youtu.be/DCccSlXD8gg
Referenced Tracks:
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
---
Track: ANIME THEORY
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '1:07'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/anime-theory
- https://youtu.be/px-H4MTSWxo
Referenced Tracks:
- track:conflict
- The Nutshack Intro
Sampled Tracks:
- track:conflict
- The Nutshack Intro
---
Track: (Not a) Beefucker
Artists:
- Griffington
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Squiddles
- Skaia
Duration: '2:23'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/not-a-beefucker
- https://youtu.be/cfnq49l9PFk
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunsetter
---
Track: Through the Irons and the Knights
Artists:
- Wights End
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Duration: '3:17'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/through-the-irons-and-the-knights
- https://youtu.be/96InF2Sfyhg
Referenced Tracks:
- Through the Iron and the Knights (Original Version)
Sampled Tracks:
- Through the Iron and the Knights (Original Version)
Lyrics: |-
On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in hell's domain, we watch them as they go
In fire and pain, now once again we know
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment to their eyes
Running back through the mid-morning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars
In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny this time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight
And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality
All alone in desperation, now the time has gone
Lost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
We fought so hard now can we understand
I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
For freedom of every man
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
---
Track: Doctor chan
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- LoWaS
Duration: '0:48'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-chan
- https://youtu.be/ha5JzwFsHHY
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor chan (unfucked)
Sampled Tracks:
- Doctor chan (unfucked)
---
Track: Flagrievance for Jasprawesome (with terexi)
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Jaspers
- Green Sun
- Terexi
- Terezi
Duration: '2:57'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flagrievance-for-jasprawesome-with-terexi
- https://youtu.be/HniQFsdXXpI
Referenced Tracks:
- track:chorale-for-jaspers
- Flare
- Aggrievance
- track:revelawesome
- Terexi
Sampled Tracks:
- track:chorale-for-jaspers
- Flare
- Aggrievance
- track:revelawesome
- Terexi
---
Track: Bro - Gameabout
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Art Tags:
- Skaia
Duration: '2:40'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bro-gameabout
- https://youtu.be/2udTYo241Pc
Referenced Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Roundabout
Sampled Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
Lyrics: |-
Alright bros, are you ready?
It's time for the one, the only, GameBro!
He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine
The mix meister of Master Swords and mushrooms
Are you sure you're ready for this?
Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go
The GameBro is here and he's got the games
All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame
He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school
And he's got just a few cheat codes for you
There ain't nothing that'll ever hold this bad boy down
That hat that he's wearing's like his personal crown
He's got every game beat and skills that sweet
But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite
You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying
You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing
You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then
Well, then, you'll know just who to call
It's GameBro!
When you're out of quarters, he's got your back
He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact
Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe
So, come on, and let's go!
Alright!
---
Track: Twenty Fifth of October V2
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- imnotglasses
Art Tags:
- Rubs Juice
- The Felt
- Hella Jeff
- CD
Duration: '5:22'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/twenty-fifth-of-october-v2
- https://youtu.be/chlepbcz4QQ
Referenced Tracks:
- October
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
- track:gardener
- track:aggrieve
- Cascade (Beta)
- track:beatdown-strider-style
---
Track: Eternal Torment of the Casino Dweller
Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Cover Artists:
- Minkt
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
Duration: '2:54'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/eternal-torment-of-the-casino-dweller
- https://youtu.be/4Ku1iP6WRBg
Referenced Tracks:
- track:three-in-the-morning-rj
Sampled Tracks:
- track:three-in-the-morning-rj
---
Track: Apex Predator
Artists:
- Griever
Cover Artists:
- Griever
Art Tags:
- Nepeta
Duration: '5:56'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/apex-predator
- https://youtu.be/gnHXsDeyq9E
Referenced Tracks:
- Olive Rogue
- Maybe I'm a Lion
- Walls Covered in Blood
- Hardchorale
- Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!
- Serenade
Sampled Tracks:
- Olive Rogue
- Maybe I'm a Lion
- Walls Covered in Blood
- Hardchorale
- Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!
- Serenade
Lyrics: |-
Maybe I'm a Lion
MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
MEOOOO-MEOOOOO-MEOOOOO-MEOOOOOOOOWWWWOOOWWWW
MEOOOO-MEOOOOO-MEOOOOO-MEOOOOOOOOWWWWOOOWWWW
Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya...
MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
---
Track: CANWCade (Alpha Mix)
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
Duration: '3:10'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/canwcade-alpha-mix
- https://youtu.be/o_dWVeQbFUo
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- Meet the Flintstones
- Snow halation
- The Nutshack Intro
---
Track: Harmonize
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- jakkyr
Art Tags:
- John
- Rose
- Dave
- Jade
- Jack Noir
- Roxy
- Derse
- Hrates Bocars
- Dacronian Dignity
- Rubs Juice
- Skaia
- Vriska
- Terexi
- Rose
- Dirk
- HB
- DD
- CD
- Horses
Duration: '5:55'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harmonize
- https://youtu.be/w0_Fxg-CQSw
Referenced Tracks:
- 'Jungle #3'
- Tock
- Archagent Everlasting
- licord nacrasty
- track:black
- track:sburban-jungle
- CONTACT
- Descend
- Dr. Pepper
- Ruins (With Strings)
- 'Deaf Injustice: Ignoration!!'
- Oppa Toby Style
- Madame Controversielle
- Moshi Moshi?
- o
---
Track: Dæscend
Directory: daescend
Artists:
- loading
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Prospit
- Skaia
- Hella Jeff
Duration: '4:25'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/d-scend
- https://youtu.be/HrJAOV16tEk
Referenced Tracks:
- Descend
---
Track: W H A T T I C K I N G
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Duration: '1:34'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/w-h-a-t-t-i-c-k-i-n-g
- https://youtu.be/hOuJ7cxOIyY
Referenced Tracks:
- Tick
- Tock
- Non Compos Mentis
---
Track: wano_vo_tse_1.wav
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
Duration: '1:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wano-vo-tse-1-wav
- https://youtu.be/YusWIjbYWvI
Referenced Tracks:
- We Are Number One
- This Saturnine Existence
- All We're Gonna Get
Sampled Tracks:
- We Are Number One
Lyrics: |-
Hey!
Hey!
[We are number one, Hey!]
We are number one, Hey!
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh!)
(No, don't touch that!)
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Just sneak about, with graceful skill
Now stay absolutely still!
No!
Babababababababa we are number one!
We are number one!
Hey!
---
Track: 26x SHOWDOWN COMBO
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Rose's mom
- Dirk
- Roxy
- Dave
- John
- Rose
- Jade
- Jack Noir
- Lil Cal
- Aradia
- Rose
- BK
- Becquerel
- Karkat
- Terezi
- Squarewave
- Sawtooth
- HB
- DD
- CD
- Caliborn
- Imperial Drones
- Squiddles
- Green Sun
- Alternia
- Battlefield
- Earth
- LoHaC
- LoLaR
- LoPaH
- Meteor
- Skaia
- Cats
- Horses
Duration: '4:27'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/26x-showdown-combo
- https://youtu.be/9Oq-TUCGyHk
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:crustacean
- Sunslammer
- track:frost-vol6
- Negastrife
- track:beatdown-strider-style
- psych0ruins
- track:endless-climb
- Horschestra
- Another Jungle
- Time on My Side
- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
- Eternity Served Cold
- Cascade (Beta)
- Let's All Rock the Heist
- Heir Conditioning
- Moonsetter
- Anbroids
- track:chorale-for-jaspers
- track:harlequin
- Despot
- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- track:theme
- Courser
- Snow halation
---
Track: o
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Doc Scratch
Duration: '5:52'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/o-2
- https://youtu.be/K9ToYF6ujA8
Referenced Tracks:
- Sweet Bro Theme Song
- English
- track:showtime-original-mix
- Malediction
- Fighting Spirit
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- track:explore
- track:daescend
- Virgin Orb
- Holy Ruins
- Teal Hunter
- Anbroids
- Art of the Dress
- track:lets-read-a-webcomic
- Rex Mille Geromius
Sampled Tracks:
- The Legend of Zelda