Album: cool and new volume II Date: July 20, 2016, 12:00:01 Date Added: January 1, 2023 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-volume-ii - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr8SnpiHh--XCb8YZxt93lQv Cover Artists: - Makin (Kraket) - yazshu (Terexi) - Bambosh (Gametez) - artist:kobacat (Jaed) - BitesizeBird (Equihorse) - Discfortune (Germysprite) - Cloudaria (Dabe) - miraculousAvantgarde (Jhon) - Noisemaker (Femorafreack) - Pipko Fanfare (Dadd) - Hadron (editing Rose and Kanaya) Art Tags: - Jhon - Rose - Dabe - Jaed - Kraket - Kanaya - Terexi - Equihorse - Gametez - Dadd - Femorafreack - Beq - Hecka Jef - Germy - Lil Cal - Horses Cover Art File Extension: png Track Art File Extension: png Color: '#ff8a84' Groups: - Cool and New Music Team - Fandom Additional Files: - Title: Album Booklet Files: - Cool and New Volume II.pdf Commentary: |- Cool and New Music Team: i'ts album fro cool and new web comic its the IIth one ostrichlittledungeon: Having spent hours and hours mastering these two albums, I've been able to listen to every single track and appreciate all 102 of them. Not that I particularly appreciated every single one. In any case, I'd like to thank each and every music team member who contributed to this release as well as every art team member who provided the brilliantly done artwork found throughout both albums. Special thanks to [[artist:o|o]], once again, for writing the comic that has inspired us all. I'm glad to be part of an effort to keep a dying webcomic alive through a tradition of music, artwork, and most importantly of all, friendship and community. Thank you for downloading this album. We wouldn't have been able to do this without you and everyone else who hit that button on either bandcamp or mega.nz. Niklink: I'm just pointing out that this whole 50 track album came out two and a half hours after [[album:cool-and-new-volume-2|our previous 50+ track album]]. XenoZane: ([cool and new direct 7.20.16](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1-x5K1nFfA)) Ngame: ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GyZeqU-eu0?t=10947)) --- Track: HECKA JEF SONB Artists: - o Cover Artists: - Hadron - o - MrCheeze Duration: '01:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hecka-jef-sonb - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQIJkqMrHIg Art Tags: - Rose - Jack Noir - Hecka Jef Referenced Tracks: - Chorale for Jaspers - Black - Dance of Thorns --- Track: Fruity Pebbles Redux Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon Contributors: - Griffington (vocals) Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Duration: '04:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fruity-pebbles-redux - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JhqaVIgUiM Art Tags: - Bowman Referenced Tracks: - Fruity Pebbles Jingle - Upward Movement (Dave Owns) - Sburban Jungle - Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) - track:archagent-everlasting Lyrics: |- Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning Those colorful enchanting little specks They make my taste buds spring to life without the slightest warning In a way they never do when I eat Chex Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast I've been cravin' I shove 'em by the fistful in my trap They got vitamins and nutrients and even riboflavin And make Cocoa Puffs look like a bowl of crap Yeah Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are a breakfast taste sensation They're tiny tasty munchable and sweet I'd like to start a bloody war and build a Pebbles nation And murder every other breakfast treat And the gallows will sway through the night For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles All cereals bow down in fright For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Sycophants and cowards flee From Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Captain Crunch on bended knee For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles The balance of the world's askew But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Promise revolutions new For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles What cereal 'mongst other things But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Stays crunchy in the blood of kings? It's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles (Still going. Riding that Pebble train!) City-states and emirates and commonwealths and counties Imagine how they will react with glee As the early dawn reflects upon all nature's greatest bounty Of soybean oil and red dye number three Oh ministers and magistrates can't stop the people's yearning For the turning of the powers yet to be And presidents and potentates can't stop the fires burning As we cast their ivory towers to the sea And the creatures of the forest hark To Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Noble stag and yellow lark For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles The innocence of children's eyes And Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Will watch that Fruity flag rise For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles United we shall march along With Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Some shall die but we'll fight on For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles The fife shall play its soaring note For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles We'll slit every dissenting throat For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles This vow for glory we must keep For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Though God himself may turn and weep For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Do not fear the cleansing flood Of Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles A breakfast table stained with blood And Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles --- Track: daet with roze Artists: - Tensei Cover Artists: - Kusoro Duration: '01:21' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/daet-with-roze - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQr9pkLgth4 Art Tags: - Rose - Beq --- Track: english (epic string cover) Artists: - Putnam Cover Artists: - MrCheeze Duration: '01:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/english-epic-string-cover - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giW9jeprnpk Art Tags: - Lord English Referenced Tracks: - English --- Track: Tock Artists: - Discfortune Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: '01:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tock - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnZ5Rk35hbQ Art Tags: - Rose - Momi - Skaia Commentary: |- Discfortune: ([[track:tick]]) --- Track: Beatdown XD LOL!!! Artists: - samuel Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:58' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/beatdown-xd-lol - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiCUiYPvkpY Art Tags: - Dave - Dave's bro - Earth - 'cw: racial slur' Referenced Tracks: - Beatdown DX --- Track: gNARLY solbos dude Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: - Minish Duration: '01:51' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gnarly-solbos-dude - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xv0TVAhWs0 Art Tags: - Hecka Jef Referenced Tracks: - Where making this hapen --- Track: BeatSlide XD Artists: - Cerulean Cover Artists: - jakkyr Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '02:30' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/beatslide-xd - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVreHV4ERpE Art Tags: - Dabe - Earth Referenced Tracks: - Beatdown (Strider Style) --- Track: Jack's Last 「Stand」 Artists: - Griever Cover Artists: - Griever Duration: '02:49' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jacks-last-stand - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyxjA00IHbg Art Tags: - Rose - Jack Noir Referenced Tracks: - Liquid Negrocity - 'A Grand New Era ~Ending~' Sampled Tracks: - Liquid Negrocity - 'Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance' - 'A Grand New Era ~Ending~' - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - The Muppets (2010) - JoJo Sono Chi no Kioku ~end of THE WORLD~ - Titanic Lyrics: |- (I'm saying Jack... is back.) If you like "[[track:snow-halation|Snow halation]]" you need to shoot yourself SH! "Snow halation" sucks! SH! "Snow halation" isn't funny (I think it's time for Jack... to let 'er rip!) (Oh my God!) [MUDA MUDA MUDA] [ORA ORA ORA] (Oh my God!) (Oh, no!) (Oh, no!) (Oh, no!) (Oh shit!) (Oh my God!) (Now there's a pretty meme. Exquisite!) (Yes hahahahahahahahaha!) (It's my trigger word too.) (Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.) (Tuesday's another one of my TRIGGER WORDS!) (Oh my God!) (Oh, no!) (Oh, no!) (Son of a bitch!) (ZA WARUDO!) Sono Chi no Kioku! (Memory of that Blood!) [ORA ORA ORA] [MUDA MUDA MUDA] (Your memes... end here.) (I'll never let go. I promise.) Commentary: |- Griever: also if u can ried jojostukc pls ([mspfanventures.com?s=13714](https://www.mspfanventures.com?s=13714), its not s gret as cool n new but its preti gud (help he's holding me captive) --- Track: 'femorafreack: invesetigat' Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - Hadron Duration: '00:56' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/femorafreack-invesetigat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaenVxy__8g Art Tags: - 'cw: blood' --- Track: Bowman Remix DX Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: - Makin Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '03:08' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-remix-dx - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEDKrF-6DYs Art Tags: - Bowman Referenced Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix Sampled Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix Lyrics: |- It's a Michael Bowman Remix! Bobobobowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael (Michael Bowman) Bowma— (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael (Michael Bowman) Bowma— (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman) A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Mi-chael-Bow-man... It's a Michael Bowman Remix! Bobobobowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael (Michael Bowman) Bowma— (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael (Michael Bowman) Bowma— (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman) A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Mi-chael-Bow-man... --- Track: the 2econd 2 la2t frontiiiiiiier Artists: - Makin Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Duration: '01:51' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-2econd-2-la2t-frontiiiiiiier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KpsUrsd8G0 Art Tags: - Sollux Referenced Tracks: - The La2t Frontiier Sampled Tracks: - The La2t Frontiier - The Blind Prophet (technically marvel v x men or whatever) Lyrics: |- (Optic Blast!) --- Track: Chalk Emerald Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - Hadron Duration: '01:44' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/chalk-emerald - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyVnYTtvm8A Referenced Tracks: - Virgin Orb --- Track: revengn Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: '02:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/revengn - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8l95RvlDC8 Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Jhon - 'cw: blood (abstract)' - 'cw: corpse' Referenced Tracks: - Showtime (Original Mix) - Doctor Lyrics: |- (Are you next?) --- Track: Vagabone Artists: - Discfortune Cover Artists: - yazshu Duration: '02:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vagabone - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfd5Xu38kNU Art Tags: - WV Referenced Tracks: - Vagabounce --- Track: you godda be kideney (endoctorine mix) Artists: - Bin Cover Artists: - Bin Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:42' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-godda-be-kideney-endoctorine-mix - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW05c1XStVk Referenced Tracks: - An Apple Disaster!! - Crystalanthemums - English - Doctor - Red Like Roses Part II - Homestuck Anthem - Crustacean - Showtime (Original Mix) - Sburban Jungle --- Track: Even In Space Artists: - Rom M Cover Artists: - MrCheeze Duration: '02:18' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/even-in-space - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_zJzGoWTeE Art Tags: - LoLaR - LoLCaT Referenced Tracks: - Even in Death - Space Jam Sampled Tracks: - Even in Death - Space Jam Lyrics: |- Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance At the Space Jam Alright Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance At the Space Jam Alright Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance At the Space Jam Alright Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if you wanna jam Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if you wanna jam Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Party people in the house let's go It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To the jam, all in your face Wassup (Wassup), just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space kaboom! (Just work that body, work that body) (Make sure you don't hurt nobody) Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance At the Space Jam Alright Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance At the Space Jam Alright --- Track: Same Medium Artists: - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: - yazshu Duration: '02:51' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/same-medium - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvsAiy-rP4 Art Tags: - Dave - LoHaC Referenced Tracks: - Another Medium - Doctor --- Track: please kill me. Artists: - yazshu Cover Artists: - Petr Kratochvil (public domain stock photo) Duration: '01:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/please-kill-me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzkt6bjqEH0 Referenced Tracks: - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - The Nutshack Intro Sampled Tracks: - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - The Nutshack Intro Lyrics: |- It's the Nutshack! (Yo!) It's the Nutshack! (What he say?) It's the Nutshack! (Oh Yea!) It's the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!) It's the Nutshack! It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) It's the Nutshack! It's the Nutshack! (Hey!) It's the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!) It's the Nutshack! (Wow!) It's the Nutshack! (HOOUGH!) Phil's from the Soul, Jack's from the P.I.! (P.I.) Horatio or Horat so big-eyed! Tito Dick, "Dickman", baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies Jack's is cool and he's lazy, he's still learnin' On the right, Cherry Pie, she's still a virgin (Oooh..) Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!) Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her But it's not happenin', neither! (No!) Shake it like a seizure! Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather (Yeah-hahah!) Breathe the reefer in my lungs I got grapes, what you watchin', son-sa? It's the Nutshack! It's the Nutshack! It's the Nutshack! It's the Nutshack! --- Track: C R Y S T A L S Directory: crystals Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:26' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/c-r-y-s-t-a-l-s - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NunwSwAvcWE Art Tags: - Vriska - Aradia Referenced Tracks: - Crystalmethequins Sampled Tracks: - Crystalmethequins --- Track: Penumbra Phanteaseum Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: - Zoey Duration: '02:18' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-phanteaseum - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWVRsKOk_oo Art Tags: - Toby Fox Referenced Tracks: - Penumbra Phantasm --- Track: Corrupted Conquest Artists: - Rom M Cover Artists: - yazshu - Makin Duration: '06:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/corrupted-conquest - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZUCms4Iuj0 Art Tags: - Vriska - Genesis Frog Referenced Tracks: - Rex English - Umbral Ultimatum - Ham And Steak Commentary: |- Rom M: "its just rex english by toby fox followed by a soundfont replaced midi of umbral ultimatum followed by ham and steak by malcolm brown." --- Track: Bloodletter (Halloween Playlist Edition) Artists: - Bin Cover Artists: - Gordian Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '00:53' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bloodletter-halloween-playlist-edition - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNE4QffEL2I Art Tags: - Dirk - Earth - Swet Bro - 'cw: corpse' - 'cw: blood' Referenced Tracks: - track:moonsetter --- Track: Conflict? Directory: conflict-question-mark Artists: - Discfortune Cover Artists: - yazshu Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:08' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conflict - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AhUoeEOYKQ Art Tags: - Jack Noir - 'cw: eye horror' - 'cw: blood' Referenced Tracks: - track:conflict - Waluigi Pinball / Wario Stadium --- Track: 25x SHOWDOWN COMBO (Memeless) Artists: - Discfortune Cover Artists: - Discfortune Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '04:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/25x-showdown-combo-memeless - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM7ibMD8WbI Referenced Tracks: - track:25x-showdown-combo - English - Squiddles! - Tick Art Tags: - Rose - Dave - Karkat - Terezi - Vriska - Meenah - Caliborn - Jack Noir - DD - John's dad - Lil Cal - Skaia - LoWaS - Meteor - Earth - Ruined Earth --- Track: Midnightcore Crew Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - Griever Duration: '01:25' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnightcore-crew - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWEcKsWTzdg Art Tags: - Jack Noir - Dacronian Dignity - Rubs Juice - Hrates Bocars Referenced Tracks: - I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew (Acapella) Sampled Tracks: - I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew (Acapella) Lyrics: |- I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark I always spend my evenings where there's women wine and song But like a man, I always bring my little wife along! I'm a member of the Midnight Crew I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too Home with the milk in the morning Singing the same old song! Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you Make her a member of the Midnight Crew! The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway So what's the use of going home, until the break of day? Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death! I'm a member of the Midnight Crew I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too Home with the milk in the morning Singing the same old song! Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you Make her a member of the Midnight Crew! I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun I proved myself a hero of a very high degree I ran for home, and six of them, were running after me! I'm a member of the Midnight Crew I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too Home with the milk in the morning Singing the same old song! Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you Make her a member of the Midnight Crew! --- Track: Bowmanquest Artists: - cookiefonster Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: '03:54' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmanquest - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLZL5RNTeNk Art Tags: - Bowman Referenced Tracks: - Brodyquest - Bowman's Credit Score Sampled Tracks: - Brodyquest - Bowman's Credit Score Commentary: |- XenoZane: ([Music video!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGLYGZ6kEpI)) Lyrics: |- (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) 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Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks BE-TWEEN-MY-BUTTOCKS --- Track: MeGaBrOvania Artists: - Wheals Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: '02:47' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megabrovania - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOQ8UvduG64 Art Tags: - 'cw: blood' Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) Sampled Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) Lyrics: |- Alright bros, are you ready? It's time for the one, the only, GameBro! He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine The mix meister of Master Swords and mushrooms Are you sure you're ready for this? Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go The GameBro is here and he's got the games All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school And he's got just a few cheat codes for you There ain't nothing that'll ever hold this bad boy down That hat that he's wearing's like his personal crown He's got every game beat and skills that sweet But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then Well, then, you'll know just who to call It's GameBro! When you're out of quarters, he's got your back He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it, do it, do it do it! Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe So, come on, and let's go! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Alright! You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then Well, then, you'll know just who to call It's GameBro! The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games— The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop... --- Track: deeeeeeeennnnnnnniiiiiiiizzzzzzzzeeeeeeeennnnnnnn Artists: - BitesizeBird Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Duration: '02:16' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/deeeeeeeennnnnnnniiiiiiiizzzzzzzzeeeeeeeennnnnnnn - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuXw79YdCCc Art Tags: - Denizens --- Track: the march of jaed Artists: - cookiefonster Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Duration: '04:12' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-march-of-jaed - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5IQfrI5Pg Art Tags: - Jaed - Beq Referenced Tracks: - Dissension (Original) - An Unbreakable Union - Courser - Mutiny - The Beginning of Something Really Excellent - Umbral Ultimatum - track:of-gods-and-witches - track:frost-vol6 - track:sunslammer - Atomic Bonsai - track:guardian - Carefree Victory --- Track: MeGaLoPaint Artists: - Wights End Cover Artists: - yazshu - Wights End Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:50' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalopaint - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpDIJPH8gKg Art Tags: - Vriska - Sans Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania Sampled Tracks: - mario paint i guess? --- Track: End of the world Artists: - Cerulean Cover Artists: - azureCacophony Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:31' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/end-of-the-world - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Q0AWte5vM Art Tags: - Femorafreack - Earth - 'cw: cops' --- Track: Hauntjello Artists: - samuel Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: '01:24' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hauntjello - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ada9yc_1HEk Art Tags: - Caliborn - 'cw: blood (abstract)' Referenced Tracks: - Hauntjelly --- Track: sbruban trian Artists: - Gordian Cover Artists: - SlantedSlash Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:55' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sbruban-trian - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2S3SaHdjpo Art Tags: - Rose Referenced Tracks: - Penumbra Phantasm - track:MeGaLoVania - Crystalanthemums - Sburban Jungle - Beatdown (Strider Style) --- Track: Eternity Served Eternally Artists: - Wights End Cover Artists: - yazshu Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '07:08' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/eternity-served-eternally - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YGbmW84VJo Art Tags: - Caliborn - 'cw: blood' Referenced Tracks: - Eternity Served Cold Sampled Tracks: - Eternity Served Cold --- Track: The Ultimate Brodown Artists: - MoreEpicThanYou747 Cover Artists: - yazshu - miraculousAvantgarde Duration: '03:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-ultimate-brodown - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlnrGknXjpY Art Tags: - Latula Referenced Tracks: - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix) Sampled Tracks: - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix) Lyrics: |- Alright bros, are you ready? It's time for the one, the only, GameBro! He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine The mix meister of Master Swords and mushrooms Are you sure you're ready for this? Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go The GameBro is here and he's got the games All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school And he's got just a few cheat codes for you There ain't nothing that'll ever hold this bad boy down That hat that he's wearing's like his personal crown He's got every game beat and skills that sweet But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then Well, then, you'll know just who to call Yo I'm the GameGrl, and I've got the scores 'Cause I woop butt and game hardcore I might look cute but I play to win So get your head in the game, 'cause we're about to begin I got sweet moves and secret skills To pull off the codes, the combos, and kills Tapping my fingers like a maniac This girl's gone bad on a game attack! GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK! When I'm on the scoreboard, you sure can tell! GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK! Cause I spell my scores "G-R-L!" GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK! You gamer guys better take it like a man! GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK! If you can't keep up then talk to the hand! (She's a GameGrl) I'm the GameGrl! (She's a GameGrl) The best in the world! (She's a GameGrl) Girls rule! (She's a GameGrl) And boys drool! (She's a GameGrl) I'm kickin' rad! (She's a GameGrl) You're super bad! (She's a GameGrl) Better than the rest When you're gaming with the GameGrl you're gaming with the best! (Go, go, go, go, go, go, go GameBro) It's GameBro! When you're out of quarters, he's got your back He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe So, come on, and let's go! The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop Uh! When I say "game", you say "girl!" GAME! GRL! GAME! GRL! When I say "best", you say "the world!" BEST IN! THE WORLD! BEST IN! THE WORLD! When I say girls, you say rule! GIRLS! RULE! GIRLS! RULE! When I say boys, you say drool! BOYS! DROOL! BOYS! DROOL! Uh! Do it, do it, do it, do it! Uh! The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop It's GameBro! Alright! --- Track: Momi + Jhon Slopy MAKOUTS Artists: - Ngame Cover Artists: - yazshu Duration: '01:01' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/momi-jhon-slopy-makouts - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_0EYWwUMD8 Art Tags: - Jhon - Momi - Rose - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - Dord Waltz - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse - Doctor Lyrics: |- (ROSE: Oh fuck she's dead.) --- Track: '((S) Dabe: Acellerate' Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:12' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-dabe-acellerate - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSzsfTRpOYc Art Tags: - Dabe Referenced Tracks: - Atomyk Ebonpyre --- Track: Dragon Clock Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Duration: '02:01' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dragon-clock - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0h-Y0Dhpk8 Referenced Tracks: - The Broken Clock - Dragon Roost Island --- Track: 'cool and new web comic: morse code edition' Artists: - BitesizeBird Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '04:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-web-comic-morse-code-edition - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MTEEKTlpz4 Lyrics: |- (-.-. --- --- .-.. / .- -. -.. / -. . .-- / .-- . -... / -.-. --- -- .. -.-. / .- / -.-- --- ..- -. --. / -- .- -. / .. -. / - .... . / -... . -.. / .-. --- --- -- --..-- / .- -. -.. / - --- -.. .- -.-- / .. ... / .... .. ... / -... .. .-. - .... -.. .- -.-- .-.-.- / --. .. ...- . / .- / -. .- -- . / .--- .... --- -. / . -... --. .-. . - / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / -. .- -- . / .. ... / .. ... / .--- .... --- -. / . -... --. .-. . - .-.-.- / -.. --- / ... --- -- . - .... .. -. --. -..-. ..--.. / .-. . - .-. .. . ...- . / .... .- -- ... / ..-. .-. --- -- / -.. --- --- .-. / -. . -..- - / .- .-. .-. --- .-- / -. . -..- - / .- .-. .-. --- .-- / -. . -..- - / .- .-. .-. --- .-- / -. --- / --- -. . / -.-. .- -. / . ...- . .-. / -.- -. --- .-- .-.-.- / .--. ..- - / -.-. .- -.- . / --- -. / ..-. .- -.-. . .-.-.- / -. . -..- - / .- .-. .-. --- .-- / .- -. / --- ...- . .-. .-- .... . .-.. -- .. -. --. / ... ..- -.-. -.-. . ... ... / .-.. --- --- -.- / .- - / .-. --- -- / -.-- --- ..- / ... . . / -.-. .- -.- . / - .... . .-. . ... / .--. .-. --- -... .- -... .-.. -.-- / ... --- -- . / --- - .... . .-. / - .... .. -. --. ... / .- .-.. ... --- / ... .... .- -.- . / .... .- -- ... / .. -. / .- .. .-. / .-- .... .. .-.. . / -.. .- -. -.-. .. -. --. / - .... .. ... / .. ... / .. -. -.-. .-. . -.. .. -... .-.. . -.-- / -.. .- -. --. . .-. --- ..- ... / - .... .- - ... / .. ... / .-- .... -.-- / .. - / -- .- -.- . ... / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. . . .-.. / .- .-.. .. ...- . / --. .-. .- -... / .-. --- .-.. .-.. .. -. --. / .--. .. -. / -. . -..- - / - --- / -.-- --- ..- / .- -. -.. / ..-. .-.. .- - - . -. / -.-. -.- .- . / .. -. - ---) (COOL AND NEW WEB COMIC A YOUNG MAN IN THE BED ROOM, AND TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY. GIVE A NAME JHON EBGRET YOU'RE NAME IS IS JHON EBGRET. DO SOMETHING/? RETRIEVE HAMS FROM DOOR NEXT ARROW NEXT ARROW NEXT ARROW NO ONE CAN EVER KNOW. PUT CAKE ON FACE. NEXT ARROW AN OVERWHELMING SUCCESS LOOK AT ROM YOU SEE CAKE THERES PROBABLY SOME OTHER THINGS ALSO SHAKE HAMS IN AIR WHILE DANCING THIS IS INCREDIBLEY DANGEROUS THATS IS WHY IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALIVE GRAB ROLLING PIN NEXT TO YOU AND FLATTEN CKAE INTO) --- Track: the not-even-pretending-to-be-about-CANWC-anymore-song (unwillingly featuring dagwooddeluxe swifterjack and tirantbacon) Artists: - MrCheeze Contributors: - DagwoodDeluxe (vocals) - swifterjack (vocals) - TirantBacon (vocals) Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: '02:22' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-not-even-pretending-to-be-about-canwc-anymore-song-unwillingly-featuring-dagwooddeluxe-swifterjack-and-tirantbacon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOlvGaGk_sg Referenced Tracks: - the rose rap Lyrics: |- [It's basically just these guys singing [[track:the-rose-rap]].] --- Track: Quantum Breakdown Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon Cover Artists: - Hadron Duration: '03:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/quantum-breakdown - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYigSkYugmM Referenced Tracks: - Homestuck Anthem - English - Sburban Jungle - Flare - 'BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!' - Showtime (Original Mix) --- Track: 'Theory Proposal: NESS is actually INVERTED?!' Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Artists: - yazshu Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '00:57' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/theory-proposal-ness-is-actually-inverted - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDvQdQL84PI Referenced Tracks: - track:conflict --- Track: Lord Spanish 8-bit Artists: - cookiefonster - Kusoro Cover Artists: - '413' Duration: '01:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lord-spanish-8-bit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyVkAE0jVPw Art Tags: - Lord English Referenced Tracks: - Lord Spanish 8-bit (original version) --- Track: That guy from the comic Artists: - Rom M Cover Artists: - Hadron Duration: '02:14' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/that-guy-from-the-comic - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YpJFhWxl2s Art Tags: - Karkat Referenced Tracks: - Karkat's Theme --- Track: troleplanet Artists: - flagellumVagueness Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: '02:43' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/troleplanet - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcfTPYCAluY Art Tags: - Alternia Referenced Tracks: - Alternia --- Track: With Grief To A World Artists: - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: - yazshu Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '02:34' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/with-grief-to-a-world - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSv7-Svs3G4 Art Tags: - Dadd - Skaia - 'cw: blood (abstract)' Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - Oppa Toby Style - Goodbye To A World - Sburban Jungle - Homestuck Anthem - Stellarum Salve --- Track: 'holy shit 100 songs: a message from Daniel' Artists: - BitesizeBird Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '00:43' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/holy-shit-100-songs-a-message-from-daniel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2vRLUC5OnE Lyrics: |- (Oh my fucking God I can't believe that this shitty volume has 100 songs. To celebrate, I have decided to share with you a [[track:bowmans-credit-score|friend's credit score]], which can save you a lot of money. Do you know what it is?) (No.) (Nevermind then. Let's talk about what a Cool and New Web Comic [[artist:o|o]] has made that has enriched our lives. Whether you enjoy it ironically or unironically, I say that CaNWC is an experience that has made us forget our worries and has given us great memories. So, the [[group:canmt|CanWC Volume two team]] would like to say thank you to o, and good luck with the rest of the comic. Now, enjoy the rest of the album you memers.) --- Track: Eternity Served Ten Degrees Celcius Artists: - Cerulean - MrCheeze Cover Artists: - jakkyr Duration: '02:26' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/eternity-served-ten-degrees-celcius - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmTLFc5SJxg Art Tags: - Caliborn Referenced Tracks: - Eternity Served Cold --- Track: dull Directory: dull-canmt Always Reference By Directory: true Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - Griever Duration: '00:09' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dull - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Df09PSDDMU Referenced Tracks: - Meet the Flintstones