Album: cool and new volume 2 Date: July 20, 2016 Date Added: May 17, 2022 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-volume-2 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9qTFJQvWz7JINleRm_FeGG Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde - Makin Art Tags: - John - Jhon - Hella Jeff - Hecka Jef - Dave - Dabe Cover Art File Extension: png Track Art File Extension: png Color: '#fa6006' Groups: - Cool and New Music Team - Fandom Commentary: |- Cool and New Music Team: i'ts album fro cool and new web comic................................................agian!?! its the 2th one Niklink: I'm just pointing out that this whole 50+ track album came out two and a half weeks after [[album:cool-and-new-voulem1|our previous 50+ track album]]. Interrobang: (HEY MAN VOLUME 2 MAN CHECK IT OUT) Ngame: (Community listening stream w/ chat) --- Track: Autonomonasty Senserational Meridisick Repose Artists: - Bin (vocals) - Gordian (piano) Cover Artists: - yazshu Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '02:18' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/autonomonasty-senserational-meridisick-repose-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTsBTUr_9xU Referenced Tracks: - Darling Dolorosa Lyrics: |- (This is a test. I'm testing the ASMR. [[track:next-arrow|Next arrow.]] [[track:bowmans-credit-score|I'm thinking of a number.]] Invisible sandwich. [[track:rose-pragnant|I came as fast as I could.]] Things have gone completely pear-shaped. An overwhelming success. Breath has nothing to do with freedom. [[track:karkalicious|Karkat-licious.]] Inside joke. Hussie is a hack. Don't kinkyshame me. o is also a hack. Eridan's top half. [[group:canmt|Cool and New Web Comic.]] Horse painting. Curiosity satisfied. [[tag:rubs-juice|Rubs Juice.]] We didn't start the Homestuck. Roxy kitten. stacy-ampora-strider-ampora. Starbucks. Obscure Reference. Meme number. Petition to make this an emote. [[track:radiation-is-now-on-youtube|I only play classic SEGA.]] You just got trolled, LOL. [[track:angular-deceleration|Slow your roll.]] Ryan North got stuck in a hole with his dog. You're older than you've ever been. Anna is dyslexic so reading and writing are difficult for her. The ham cake was not a mistake. Grey face paint all over the walls. Who flipped the frog switch? Snoop Homestuck, shout out 4 tha fan art! Round [???] Dante Basco. This track contains copyrighted material. [[track:penumbra-phantasm|Penumbra... Phantasm.]] Olive Garden. Terepy Pipes. Mambostuck. Sitska. [[track:rollercoaster-tycoon-theme|Rollercoaster Tycoon.]] Blitzing chakras. Mount Rainier. John is shorter than his toilet. Punishment time! [[artist:bill-bolin|Bill Bolin.]] It's the perfect crime. Nepetaquest. [[track:justice-must-be-a-serve|Justice must be a serve.]] Spitting into a bucket. Birthday wish. Nothing important.) --- Track: Terexi Artists: - Cerulean Duration: '01:26' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/terexi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPOsw0Yz7Zc Cover Artists: - yazshu - OpsCat Art Tags: - Terezi - Alternia Referenced Tracks: - Terezi's Theme --- Track: Verr Dancy Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: - '413' Duration: '02:03' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/verr-dancy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNWXd4dDV3o Art Tags: - Jade - Jaed - Becquerel - Beq Referenced Tracks: - track:verdancy-bassline --- Track: Moonroller Artists: - Ngame Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Duration: '01:17' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonroller - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO1HwxVfdjs Art Tags: - Dirk - Earth Referenced Tracks: - Moonsetter - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme --- Track: Tick Artists: - Cryptanark Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: '01:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tick - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWLZ533-WCI Art Tags: - John - Jhon - Sweet Bro - Swet Bro Commentary: |- Cryptanark: ([[track:tock]]) --- Track: Tycoonlight Sonata Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Duration: '01:19' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoonlight-sonata - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXENNKTLQGw Art Tags: - Dave - Dabe Referenced Tracks: - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - Moonlight Sonata --- Track: There's a Balcony Artists: - Aris Martinian Cover Artists: - Hadron Duration: '05:42' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/theres-a-balcony - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GfKgs0xViM Referenced Tracks: - track:guardian-v2 - track:explore - track:mutiny - Non Compos Mentis Sampled Tracks: - track:pastor-bill-bolin Lyrics: |- (Hello. I would like to explain just a little about my wife and me and our odyssey of faith.) (Alright. Alright. Alright. This evening as we continue to discuss Catholicism, Catholicism, Catholicism.) (Uh there's— there's a few different things we're going to look at and— that is not a misprint uh this, this is a different fill-in from, uh, the last one that kind of looked like this it's— it's just uh just modified there's more information, new information. Y'know before we go into this in terms of talking about Catholicism, lemme just give you guys just a little update about how everything went on Sunday. As we had our church launch for FloodGate East over at Madison Heights and uh, we gathered there at 6 o'clock and and, yeah. There's a balcony. There's a balcony. There's a balcony. There's a balcony.) (There's a balcony. There's a balcony. And, it was jammed. There... we could have squeezed a few more people in. There's a balcony. There's a balcony. I-it was is-is-isn't that right?) (Yeah.) (It was pretty packed, wasn't it? Lot of sweaty bodies dancing and moving and grooving. Oh, so— it is a good thing there was a balcony or we would have been turning people away. You know how we keep parking on the lawn out here and, we ru— the lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lot of sweaty bodies dancing and moving and grooving. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here and, we ru— we ran out of parking space here. We ran out of parking space there, every single parking spot was taken, people were parking on the lawn. It's— [laughter]. It's— [laughter]. It's— [laughter].) (It's time to move.) (It's already time to move! [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] There's the balcony. [laughter] There's the balcony. Yeah [laughter].) (Maybe we need to open a new church.) ([laughter] Yeah. I-it was uh, it-it was really crazy and, and, y'know ju— the anointing was powerful. Y'know the, the aspect of the people and all that, the amount of people that showed up was really cool, but the anointing was just off the chart. I-it was so good, uh, for an inaugural... opening night, uhm, just it wa-it was powerful, I don't know what else to say. The anointing was sweet and thick and uhm, [laughter]. There's the balcony. [laughter] Fun. It wa-it— and people were asking "Is this how FloodGate is normally?" and uh, and, and, people were, the people who were there from here— so we had about twenty people from here show up. Wou-wou-would you say that about twenty people? Maybe twenty-five? Yeah. But i-but there I m-there was— there was decent repre— representation. Lot of sweaty bodies dancing and moving and grooving.) (There's a balcony. Alright let's talk about Catholicism. There- there's so much about the Catholic Church that is, really is fascinating. The-it's a-it's a, interesting thing to study. They reach, they teach many orthodox things and then they teach so many non-orthodox doctrine. The relevant problem relates to— the relevant problem relates to forward. Now [clears throat] [clears throat] [clears throat] [coughs]. Within... the Catholic Church, there are multiple things that shape who they are, what they are, how they— [clears throat] [coughs]. Following the Pope, and— and by the way, the, the, uh, the top offices minus the priests are all considered bishops. Underneath him— lot of sweaty bodies dancing and moving and grooving. Underneath him would come the council of lot of sweaty bodies uh, not retracting. Most of us are like that, we're competitive, we like to do well, and, in terms of the- the priesthood, y'know-there-there are numerous things [clears throat]. Help us to be administrators of truth and help us to help people come out of darkness. We bless you and we thank you my God for your goodness and your grace and your mercy in Jesus name, amen.) (Please free to use anything you find appropriate on this site, as we have been given great gifts freely from our LORD. Realize that material comes from a multiple range of sources including Charisma, sermoncentral.com, Jack Hayford, Logos Bible Software, Bibleworks, and a host of other reputable places. Please note that all sermon material isn’t always notated. God is good.) --- Track: Feel (Good) Artists: - Makin Cover Artists: - Makin Duration: '02:16' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feel-good - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG-IfsIac5g Art Tags: - Rose - Femorafreack - Jack Noir - Hella Jeff - Hecka Jef - 'cw: cops' Referenced Tracks: - Feel (Alive) - Feel Good Inc. Lyrics: |- Feel good Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good City's breaking down on a camel's back They just have to go, 'cause they don't know wack So while you fill the streets, it's appealing to see You won't get out the county, 'cause you're bad and free You got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style A melancholy town where we never smile And all I wanna hear is the message beep My dreams, they got a kissing 'Cause I don't get sleep, no Hazmats, fast cats Linin' 'em up like ass cracks Play these ponies at the track It's my chocolate attack Shit, I'm steppin' in the heart of this here (yeah) Care Bear rappin' in harder this year (yeah) Watch me as I gravitate, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Yo, we gon' ghost town this Motown With yo' sound, you in the blink Gon' bite the dust, can't fight with us With yo' sound, you kill the Inc. So don't stop, get it, get it (Get it) Until you're cheddar headed And watch the way I navigate Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Windmill, windmill for the land Turn forever hand in hand Take it all in on your stride It is ticking, falling down Love forever, love is freely Turned forever, you and me Windmill, windmill for the land Is everybody in? Feel good Feel good Feel good Feel good Don't stop, get it, get it Peep how your captain's in it (Feel good) Steady, watch me navigate Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (Feel good) Don't stop, get it, get it Peep how your captain's in it (Feel good) Steady, watch me navigate Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (Feel good) Feel good Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good --- Track: MeGaWaltzeVania Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - Kusoro Duration: '02:17' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megawaltzevania - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP_MAN0GIZs Art Tags: - Vriska - Sans Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania --- Track: 'Learn with Caliborn: Typing Adventure' Artists: - artist:kobacat Cover Artists: - yazshu Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '03:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/learn-with-caliborn-typing-adventure - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR15zPQEkRM Art Tags: - Caliborn Referenced Tracks: - Carne Vale - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure --- Track: Bleep (Extended Edition) Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Duration: '01:46' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bleep-extended-edition - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7QTBbqd_U Referenced Tracks: - radiation is now on youtube Lyrics: |- (Here's a tune I wrote just now! This one is called "[bleep]"! How relevant! How new! Buy it!) (BUY IT) --- Track: Misery Loves Company Artists: - OpsCat Cover Artists: - Hadron Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:35' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/misery-loves-company - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaowFmKfkSY Art Tags: - Rose - Kanaya - John - Jhon - Rose's mom - Kraket - Equihorse - Gametez --- Track: Mayonnaise Serenaydornot Artists: - Bin Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: '00:48' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mayonnaise-serenaydornot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJrvzHFzghk Referenced Tracks: - track:serenade-vol8 - Mayor Maynot --- Track: Fake Fruit Fiesta Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Duration: '03:01' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fake-fruit-fiesta - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLhLk8RB8TY Art Tags: - Eridan - Feferi - Gamzee - 'cw: blood' Referenced Tracks: - Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse --- Track: profesionalsism Artists: - Gordian Cover Artists: - Bin Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '03:26' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/profesionalsism - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woFGNaPpHIc Referenced Tracks: - track:guardian - Chopsticks - Penumbra Phantasm --- Track: 'jhon: rid roler costr' Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - Kusoro Duration: '01:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-rid-roler-costr - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tKGm9BgEQs Art Tags: - John - Jhon - Skaia --- Track: dω/dt < 0 Directory: angular-deceleration Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: - Interrobang Duration: '02:34' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/d-dt-0 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ3O0TvNZSk Referenced Tracks: - Homestuck Lyrics: |- ([META] SuicidalSushi and mindbleach: Slow your roll You two like to post a bunch of things about Homestuck from tumblr and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant. That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/homestuck and I'm met with pages of posts by mindbleach or SuicidalSushi, with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/Homestuck has always operated with discussion posts, communitystuck, and other such self-posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat homestuck comix and art" Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the discussion and more community-esque posts. Homestuck brought me to the sub, the community made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/homestuck.) Commentary: |- Niklink: ([META] SuicidalSushi and mindbleach: Slow your roll) --- Track: good remix of a homestuck song Artists: - Cryptanark Cover Artists: - Cryptanark Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '00:02' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/good-remix-of-a-homestuck-song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2JucUS-E4M Art Tags: - Becquerel Referenced Tracks: - Dogsong Sampled Tracks: - whatever the hell this screaming is idfk --- Track: Picture This Artists: - Cryptanark Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Duration: '00:05' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/picture-this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b_Pcdk0_z4 Lyrics: |- (Capital T capital B lowercase p lowercase r capital F capital U lowercase m.) Commentary: |- Cryptanark: (I followed the imgur link from the song "Picture this" on the CANWC volume 2 album, and got this) --- Track: Unite Synchronization (Unused Vocal Version) Artists: - Wheals Cover Artists: - Wheals Duration: '02:56' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unite-synchronization-unused-vocal-version - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhiNlmONWZc Art Tags: - Dave Referenced Tracks: - Unite Synchronization - track:synchronize-hush Lyrics: |- All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe All I wanna do is synchronize with you All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe All I wanna do is synchronize with you All I wanna do is synchronize See the look of terror in your eyes At the moment when you sympathize with me All we ever do is fantasize About the life that you've romanticized Well, the lonely nights are no surprise to me All I ever do is simulate with you, babe All I ever do is simulate with you All I ever do is simulate with you, babe All I ever do is simulate with you All I ever do is simulate All the moments that we could create When you're acting like you don't relate to me All I wanna do is stimulate All the feelings we could consummate If you’d let your heart negotiate with me All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe All I wanna do is synchronize with you All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe All I wanna do is synchronize with you Synchronize All I wanna do is synchronize See the look of terror in your eyes At the moment when you sympathize with me All we ever do is fantasize About the life that you've romanticized Well, the lonely nights are no surprise to me All I ever do is simulate All the moments that we could create When you're acting like you don't relate to me All I wanna do is stimulate All the feelings we could consummate If you’d let your heart negotiate with me All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do All I wanna do --- Track: Atomek Beatcendpyre Melodie Artists: - OpsCat Cover Artists: - Hadron Duration: '01:59' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/atomek-beatcendpyre-melodie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQvgbZFqI7M Art Tags: - Dave - Dabe Referenced Tracks: - Descend - track:atomyk-ebonpyre - track:beatdown-strider-style - Clockwork Melody --- Track: Err on Greif (acoostic Covre) Artists: - OpsCat - Wheals - Pipko Fanfare Cover Artists: - yazshu Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '02:40' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/err-on-greif-acoostic-covre - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duCXsjgubKg Art Tags: - John Referenced Tracks: - track:heir-of-grief - Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) Sampled Tracks: - Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) Lyrics: |- Tangle Buddies Tangle Buddies Let's become Tangle Buddies That's right Tangle Buddies You heard me Tangle Bu- --- Track: Let the Kiddles Sleep Artists: - BitesizeBird Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Duration: '02:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/let-the-kiddles-sleep - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA1rOzTO53g Referenced Tracks: - Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) - Splatoon "Squid Kid" TV Commercial Sampled Tracks: - Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) - Splatoon "Squid Kid" TV Commercial Lyrics: |- Squeedle dee dee Squeedle dee dum Everyone sing a Squiddly song Let's all be friends And work as a team Squiddles for you Squiddles for me! Tangle Buddies Let's become Tangle Buddies That's right Tangle Buddies You heard me Tangle Buddies Tangle Buddies Let's become Tangle Buddies That's right Tangle Buddies You heard me Tangle Bu- You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're a kid you're a squid You're-you're a kid you're a squid You're a ki— --- Track: Bg'ogublgog'ybulsprite Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:39' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bgogublgogybulsprite - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXGrcfiuN34 Referenced Tracks: - Squiddles! --- Track: /r/homestuck sing "How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version)" Artists: - BitesizeBird Contributors: - Cool and New Music Team ('vocals') Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Duration: '03:36' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/r-homestuck-sing-how-do-i-live-bunny-back-in-the-box-version - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fp-lpMsxu8 Art Tags: - Rabbit Lyrics: |- (Here we go.) (Yes.) (We're doing this.) (Is someone recording this?) [Everyone sings [[track:how-do-i-live-bunny-back-in-the-box-version]] really well and perfectly in sync] (Fuck!) (Here we fucking go!) (What are we doing for karaoke next?) (Fuck my jaw hurts.) (I love all of you!) Referenced Tracks: - How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version) --- Track: Michael Bowman Remix (Est. 2006) Artists: - Bin Cover Artists: - Hadron Duration: '00:36' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/michael-bowman-remix-est-2006 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQRv1tOLCwE Referenced Tracks: - 300 This is Sparta Remix!!! - Michael Bowman Remix - Michael Rosen Rap Lyrics: |- It's a Michael Bowman remix! Bobobobo bobobobo bobo Manmanmanman manmanmanman manman Bobobobo bobobobo bobo Manmanmanman manmanmanman manman Mi chael Bow Man Mi chael Bow Man Mi chael Bow Man Mi chael Bow Man Mi chael Bow Man Mi chael Bow Man Bobobobo bobobobo bobo Manmanmanman manmanmanman manman Bobobobo bobobobo bobo Manmanmanman manmanmanman manman MI-CHAEL-BOW-MAN... (I'm giving you all the—) (Michael Bowman) (—rap-rap-rap-rap...) --- Track: Lord Spanish Artists: - Cryptanark Cover Artists: - yazshu Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:12' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lord-spanish - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY_GYFarZXg Art Tags: - Ace Dick - Lord English Referenced Tracks: - English Lyrics: |- (Olé!) (Olé!) (Olé!) --- Track: Quantum Reversal Artists: - Aris Martinian Cover Artists: - Hadron Duration: '03:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/quantum-reversal - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f707J07fp3E Referenced Tracks: - Quantum Breakdown --- Track: 3:00 AM Artists: - BitesizeBird Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '04:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/3-00-am - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS7X-E6FsxU Referenced Tracks: - 3 In The Morning (Pianokind) --- Track: a e s t h e t i c a d e Directory: aestheticade Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: '07:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-e-s-t-h-e-t-i-c-a-d-e - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65-t06cW4iQ Art Tags: - LoWaS - LoLaR - LoHaC - LoFaF - Battlefield Referenced Tracks: - Cascade (Beta) - Bowman's Credit Score Sampled Tracks: - Bowman's Credit Score Lyrics: |- I'm THINKING of a number Between my buttocks Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be SEVEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY --- Track: Sungetter V2 (Another Megalo Strike Back Remix) Artists: - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: - yazshu Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '02:37' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sungetter-v2-another-megalo-strike-back-remix - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEgHWYxLRhA Referenced Tracks: - Megalo Strike Back - track:sburban-jungle - Once Upon a Time - Sunsetter - track:megalovania-halloween - Homestuck Anthem --- Track: 'game hypothesis: what if sans was actually ness from earthbound created by toby fox' Artists: - yazshu Cover Artists: - yazshu Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:30' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/game-hypothesis-what-if-sans-was-actually-ness-from-earthbound-created-by-toby-fox - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsxUD7vmT0 Art Tags: - Sans Referenced Tracks: - Game Hypothesis - Messiah Lyrics: |- Well MatPat Well MatFat With the max stats Getting fat stacks No tax Throwing up like ham in [??] Writing shitty mysteries like [??] [??] Looking for Sans, Mister Magoo from [??] [??] international association of [???] Sans Is not Ness (Which brings us back to Undertale. Three faces with "don't forget" written on it? It's Ness trying to remember his three friends. In short, Undertale is a continuation of Toby's version of EarthBound, with Ness never being able to get home, adopting the name Sans, and accompanied by Papyrus; a former Starman, an alien force able to speak English and still equipped with his armor and signature posture, but without any knowledge of earthly things, like the sun. The pieces all just seem to fit. Now all we need is an appearance from Pokey/Porky and we've got ourselves a true sequel! But hey, that's just a theory... A GAME THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING!) Sampled Tracks: - Loud Nigra --- Track: MoonBetter Artists: - flamingfusion Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Duration: '02:26' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonbetter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t-rCOQ1xa0 Art Tags: - Dirk - Earth Referenced Tracks: - Moonsetter --- Track: ridaculously ilegel Artists: - Makin Cover Artists: - Makin Duration: '01:41' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ridaculously-ilegel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D41rFLuJL4 Art Tags: - Jack Noir Referenced Tracks: - Even in Death - Where The Guns At --- Track: MegaloWAHnia Artists: - sunil_b Cover Artists: - sunil_b Duration: '01:29' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalowahnia - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdJzbmgVeJ4 Art Tags: - John - Jhon Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - track:megalovania-undertale - 'The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy - Title Theme/Ending' Sampled Tracks: - Waluigi voice from Mario Kart Wii - Vinesauce Joel reacts to GRAND DAD Lyrics: |- (GRAND DAD? Fleenstones? Ohh... grand dad... grand dad! What the fuck? Grand dad? Grand dad?) --- Track: Patient (Toby Breaks My Bones, Killing Me Instantly Mix) Artists: - Hadron Cover Artists: - Hadron Duration: '01:58' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/patient-toby-breaks-my-bones-killing-me-instantly-mix - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB-mj8tMGYE Referenced Tracks: - Patient --- Track: don't hug me i'm flared Artists: - Niklink Cover Artists: - azureCacophony Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:02' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dont-hug-me-im-flared - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCwcQ0La-UQ Referenced Tracks: - FLARERERERERERERE Sampled Tracks: - don't hug me im scared 1+2 Commentary: |- Niklink: It's just... I mean it's just my song from the previous album with some funny(?) crap mixed on top. God damn are you seeing that amazing track art though? What did I do to deserve that? --- Track: megaloh fuck it Artists: - CogentInvalid Cover Artists: - yazshu Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:32' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megaloh-fuck-it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmGzYGL_wl8 Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania Sampled Tracks: - Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff Part 433 Lyrics: |- ROCK SOLBO WOAWW BWEE! BWEEEEE BWEEEEEEEEEEE BWEEEEE BWEEEEEEEE WOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWW WOAWWWOAWWWOAWW WOAWW WOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --- Track: You Killed John Santa (Prepare to Die) Artists: - Minish Cover Artists: - Minish Duration: '04:22' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-killed-john-santa-prepare-to-die - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipG7IY6NffE Referenced Tracks: - You Killed My Father (Prepare To Die) Sampled Tracks: - You killed John Santa Lyrics: |- Killed John Santa [repeats roughly 140 times] --- Track: I Can Barely Rub Juice In This Casino Artists: - Wheals Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: '02:07' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-can-barely-rub-juice-in-this-casino - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztd8ONwSmcY Art Tags: - Rubs Juice Referenced Tracks: - track:three-in-the-morning-rj --- Track: Germyquin Artists: - MoreEpicThanYou747 Cover Artists: - Makin Duration: '02:18' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/germyquin - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMplyD-KfY Referenced Tracks: - track:harlequin - SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW Sampled Tracks: - SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW Art Tags: - Germy Lyrics: |- OKAY SO THERE'S THESE TWO GUYS THEY'RE TOTALLY THE BEST OF FRIENDS BEST OF FRIENDS BEST OF FRIENDS BEST OF FRIENDS THEY'RE TWO PIECES OF— THEY'RE TWO PIECES OF— THEY'RE TWO PIECES OF— THAT'S JUST THE WAY LIFE WORKS EVERY DAY, MAN TONS OF SHIT Commentary: |- MoreEpicThanYou747: the song is about germy's bitterness over being the eternal third wheel to swet bro and hecka jef, and how he must balance that with his grief over swet bro's untimely death --- Track: Saltish Artists: - Hadron Cover Artists: - Makin Duration: '04:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/saltish - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9h3qegY-iQ Lyrics: |- (CONFOUND THOSE—) (Act 6.) (OH, HOW I HATE THEM! I HATE—) (Vriska.) (I HATE—) (Pantskat.) (AND I HATE—) (Act 7.) (THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!) (Hadron Kalido isn't funny!) Sampled Tracks: - The Dover Boys at Pimento University - The DK Rap --- Track: are you next (umm strief maybe?) Artists: - gnashingGanglion Cover Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '00:50' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/are-you-next-umm-strief-maybe - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53LbmMveq6I Art Tags: - John - Hella Jeff - 'cw: blood' --- Track: jhon and dabe at gamebro games Artists: - Minkt Cover Artists: - Minkt Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '00:39' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-and-dabe-at-gamebro-games - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHi_PyoCw4g Referenced Tracks: - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites Sampled Tracks: - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - EB Games - Rivals commercial - Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites - that one record scratch sound effect from homestuck Lyrics: |- (Woah. Hey guys. Welcome to—) (GameBro!) (games.) (I'm here to pick up my copy of RollerCoaster Tycoon.) (Copy that.) (Jhon you kinky fuck I can't wait to play RollerCoaster Tycoon with you.) (Did I say you could talk?) (No daddy I'm sorry.) (Good. Now I can play RollerCoaster Tycoon and question my homosexuality in peace. What's up guys? XXSnipe_JhonXX here with the RollerCoaster Tycoon gameplay video. Like, subscribe, and rate five hats if you enjoy.) Commentary: |- Minkt: (Music video) [Editors note: Video lost so clipped off of album release stream recording, sorry] --- Track: i am sitting in a piano Artists: - tegusoft Cover Artists: - tegusoft Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '07:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-sitting-in-a-piano - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQz86fy6VyQ Art Tags: - Rose - Kanaya Referenced Tracks: - i am sititng in a buttock Lyrics: |- I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? The number I’m thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks. It’s between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between my buttocks. The higher this number is that’s between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. Do you know what this number is? It’s my free credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money. Between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and grab it for me? I’m thinking that it’s seven hundred and twenty, and that it’s between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and grab it? It’s a number between seven hundred and twenty and seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and get it? I’m thinking that you can reach in and get it, because it is between my buttocks. Won’t you reach and and get this free credit report, that is between my buttocks. The number is between four fifty and eight fifty, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher this number is that is seven hundred and twenty, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in between my buttocks and grab this number? That is greater than four fifty, and less than eight fifty. This number is seven twenty, and you can grab it because it’s between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number that could save you a lot of money. It’s between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and it is between the numbers four fifty and eight fifty. It could save you a lot of money. A lot of money between my buttocks! But I’m thinking that this number is between four fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number is, although the highest can be eight hundred and fifty, the better chance you have of saving a lot of money. This number is between my buttocks. You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number. Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit score! My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which as you all have noticed, is between four fifty and eight fifty. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Fortunately, seven hundred and twenty is this number, because it is between four hundred and fifty and eight hundred and fifty. But I’m thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be between my buttocks, and it could save you a lot of money. The higher this number between my buttocks is, the more money it could save you! I’m thinking of a number though, that is between my buttocks. It is still seven hundred and twenty. Won’t you reach in and grab seven hundred and twenty for me? Don’t grab four fifty or eight fifty, as these are the two extremes. These are not my free credit score. My free credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but I’m thinking that you can reach in and grab it because it is between my buttocks. The number between my buttocks happens to be, well, I’m thinking that it’s seven hundred and twenty. But I could be wrong. Because your number could be anywhere between four fifty and eight fifty. I’m THINKING of a number... --- Track: A-M-A-L-G-A-M-A-T-I-O-N Directory: amalgamation Artists: - Tetroxideo Cover Artists: - Tetroxideo Duration: '01:39' Art Tags: - Germy URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-m-a-l-g-a-m-a-t-i-o-n - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX8HHay1qXY --- Track: MiRaClEs (not mIrAcLeS!) Artists: - cookiefonster Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: '04:08' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/miracles-not-miracles - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqI-RyAi_BU Art Tags: - Gamzee - 'cw: genitalia' Referenced Tracks: - track:miracles - Purple Bard - track:miracles-icp - track:harlequin - Brodyquest - licord nacrasty - Futurama Main Theme Lyrics: |- Miracles miracles miracles miracles Miracles miracles miracles miracles Miracles miracles miracles miracles Miracles miracles miracles miracles Miracles miracles miracles miracles Miracles miracles miracles miracles Miracles miracles miracles miracles miracles... --- Track: moonflopper Artists: - tegusoft Cover Artists: - tegusoft Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '03:01' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonflopper - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uycKyhT2TCM Referenced Tracks: - Moonsetter --- Track: interducing..... her royal high ness,, jaed hardly Artists: - Cryptanark Contributors: - Minish (kazoo) Cover Artists: - frosted flakes Duration: '00:16' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/interducing-her-royal-high-ness-jaed-hardly - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N8l9rZv03c Art Tags: - Jade - Jaed - Carapacians - Prospit Referenced Tracks: - Homestuck Anthem --- Track: '!!~~~ the will to figt ~~~!!' Artists: - MrCheeze Contributors: - Aris Martinian (piano) - Wheals (piano) - yazshu (beatboxing) - Pipko Fanfare (bass) - Bin (melodica) - Interrobang (percussion) - Cerulean (synthpad) - Putnam (guitar) - Cryptanark (trumpet) Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '05:15' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-will-to-figt - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpO_QIm9RP0 Art Tags: - John - Jhon - Rose - Denizens Referenced Tracks: - The Will to Fight (Original Mix) [Denizen Strife] - Fighting Spirit - The Will to Fight Further [Denizen Strife] --- Track: 'Divine Justice: Overload' Artists: - Cerulean Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:51' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/divine-justice-overload - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr1cQSdRzXE Referenced Tracks: - 'BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!' --- Track: ==> Directory: next-arrow Artists: - Pipko Fanfare Contributors: - Putnam (vocals) - tegusoft (vocals) - cookiefonster (vocals) - Noisemaker (vocals) - flagellumVagueness (vocals) - Bambosh (vocals) - Aris Martinian (vocals) - Cloudaria (vocals) - flamingfusion (vocals) - Ngame (vocals) - Interrobang (vocals) - Cryptanark (vocals) - Cecily Renns (vocals) - Bin (vocals) - Makin (vocals) Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Duration: '02:38' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/- - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Wauyk8v58 Referenced Tracks: - Elevatorstuck - Roundabout Sampled Tracks: - CaNWC community readthrough Lyrics: |- (Oh boy! A Cool and New Web Comic! I'm gonna start reading right now! Let's see here... next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow...) (Oh no! No more updates! Fate is a fickle mistress, but I cannot deny her. If it is my fate to wait for updates—) (If it is my fate to wait for up—) (If it is my fate to wait for updates... I ACCEPT IT.)