Album: Cool and New Greatest Hits Date: November 6, 2016 Date Added: August 18, 2023 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-greatest-hits Cover Artists: - Aryll Art Tags: - Rose - Hecka Jef - Jhon - Hella Jeff - John Cover Art File Extension: png Track Art File Extension: png Wallpaper File Extension: png Wallpaper Artists: - Aryll - Niklink (edits for wiki) Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.6;' Color: '#b536da' Groups: - Cool and New Music Team - Fandom Commentary: |- Cool and New Music Team: The first Cool and New Music Team compilation album. All songs remastered by [[artist:ostrichlittledungeon]] and unmastered by [[artist:cecily-renns]], with additions by [[artist:noisemaker]] to [[track:fake-fruit-fiesta-canwc-gh]] and by [[artist:ngame]] to [[track:three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix-canwc-gh]]. --- Track: can you give me a HAND Directory: can-you-give-me-a-hand-canwc-gh Duration: '02:36' Cover Artists: - Griever Art Tags: - Jhon - Jack Noir Originally Released As: track:can-you-give-me-a-hand URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/can-you-give-me-a-hand-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqi_ZdJ1Tgk --- Track: FOCUS Directory: focus-canwc-gh Duration: '02:41' Originally Released As: track:focus-canwc-vol-7 Cover Artists: - Hadron URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/focus-2 --- Track: Ultralovania Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: - CreatorOfJanespeak Art Tags: - Vriska - Aradia Duration: '02:41' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultralovania Referenced Tracks: - track:megalovania-halloween - Mayorlovania Sampled Tracks: - Mayorlovania Commentary: |- Makin: (team manager) This is [[track:mayorlovania]] without mayor samples. --- Track: Three in the Morning (4⅓ Hours Late Remix) Directory: three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix-canwc-gh Duration: '07:20' Artists: - Ngame Cover Artists: - Ngame Art Tags: - Bowman - Stutzman URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-morning-4-hours-late-remix - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvFjO-RXV34 Referenced Tracks: - track:three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix Sampled Tracks: - track:three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix - BBC Nightly Stews - Rice Bucket Challenge - Comedy Santa - Fun Train Time - 'Harrison: An American Musical' Lyrics: |- (My name is Constable "Meme Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.) (My name is Sheriff "Pasta Man" Stutzman, I will eat five my brother Marvin in one minute, and then my copy of the Live Action Super Mario Brothers Movie on DVD will be buried alive.) Always wear a coat, don't die BOO, BOO, here come de ghost I'm de voodoo priest from de skeleton coast Trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat, you'll be stomping your feet 'Cause I'm sugarcane sweet with a Kingston beat WHOA-OA-OA-OA watch out, here come de ghoul I be spittin' out rhyme while you playing de fool I'm a treetop monsta, dat dance all rasta Going back to de island for de sticky-sweet ganja (I'm THINKING of a number. Between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720. I'm THINKING of a number. Between 450 and 850. Do you know what it is? It happens to be 720. Which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number I'm thinking. Is between 450 and 850.) Second age of steam Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning Those colorful enchanting little specks They make my taste buds spring to life without the slightest warning In a way they never do when I eat Chex Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast I've been cravin' I shove 'em by the fistful in my trap They got vitamins and nutrients and even riboflavin And make Cocoa Puffs look like a bowl of crap Yeah Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are a breakfast taste sensation They're tiny tasty munchable and sweet I'd like to start a bloody war and build a Pebbles nation And murder every other breakfast treat And the gallows will sway through the night For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles All cereals bow down in fright For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Sycophants and cowards flee From Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Captain Crunch on bended knee For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles The balance of the world's askew But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Promise revolutions new For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles What cereal 'mongst other things But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles Stays crunchy in the blood of kings? It's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles (My compulsive masturbation, Sullivan! You and me, and my erectile dysfunction, Sullivan! Then I paint all the surfaces of the eggs, Sullivan! It's a mirror collage, Sullivan! DETROIT! THE PASTA CITY! The place was Russia. The year, was 1917. You're under arrest! Just kidding! I now have two complete sets of human teeth in side my head.) Bow, man Mimimichael (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman) Bo-bobo-bobo-bowman (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman) I-i-is (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Mi-chael-Bow-man... Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD BACK YARD FUN! (I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox!) (That was the plan, to give you a— seven hundred and twenty— and you got one.) Commentary: |- Makin: (team manager) 99% of this is just the original song, but it has five new references to fill otherwise empty space. --- Track: Midnight Suffer Directory: midnight-suffer-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:midnight-suffer Duration: '02:26' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Jack Noir - Veil - Horrorterrors URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-suffer-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPwYMgKF-ek --- Track: Dersite Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon Duration: '01:47' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dersite - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0pcJNTn37k Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - Carapacians - Derse Referenced Tracks: - Flare - English - Derse Dreamers - Cascade (Beta) - Courser Commentary: |- Makin: (team manager) This was originally part of [[track:something-familiar]] but was split off into its own track for this Greatest Hits release. --- Track: Unintentional Touhou Directory: unintentional-touhou-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:unintentional-touhou Duration: '03:04' Cover Artists: - koykoy13 Art Tags: - Jhon - Hecka Jef URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unintentional-touhou-2 --- Track: Moshi Moshpit Directory: moshi-moshpit-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:moshi-moshpit Duration: '02:29' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Vrasky URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-moshpit-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N3SVNuLNnM --- Track: Transcend Directory: transcend-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:transcend-canmt Duration: '03:01' Cover Artists: - Skyplayer Art Tags: - Jhon URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/transcend-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCLZGr6Gg_Q --- Track: Fake Fruit Fiesta Directory: fake-fruit-fiesta-canwc-gh Duration: '02:53' Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Art Tags: - Feferi - Eridan - Gamzee - 'cw: blood' - 'cw: nazi symbology' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fake-fruit-fiesta-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XymKJjrr54 Referenced Tracks: - track:fake-fruit-fiesta Sampled Tracks: - track:fake-fruit-fiesta Commentary: |- Makin: (team manager) This track has been shortened and improved from the original. --- Track: Feel (Good) Directory: feel-good-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:feel-good Duration: '02:16' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Jack Noir - Femorafreack - Rose - Hecka Jef - 'cw: cops' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feel-good-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2myDAap5GI --- Track: Formation Directory: formation-canwc-gh Duration: '03:50' Originally Released As: track:formation Cover Artists: - Hadron Cover Art File Extension: jpg URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QmggvzQpLs --- Track: Cascante Directory: cascante-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:cascante Duration: '03:05' Cover Artists: - Ahnock URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascante-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjrtZgDIudw --- Track: CANWCade (Alpha Mix) Directory: canwcade-alpha-mix-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:canwcade-alpha-mix Duration: '03:10' Cover Artists: - Hadron Art Tags: - Jhon URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/canwcade-alpha-mix-2 --- Track: Fighting Spirit Redux Directory: fighting-spirit-redux-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:fighting-spirit-redux Duration: '03:44' Cover Artists: - Minkt Art Tags: - Jhon - Dadd URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fighting-spirit-redux-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02VevlUHgX4 --- Track: Strife Mayhem Directory: strife-mayhem-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:strife-mayhem Duration: '05:39' Cover Artists: - olkiswerve URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/strife-mayhem-2 --- Track: Archagent Everlasting Directory: archagent-everlasting-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:archagent-everlasting Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Art Tags: - Jack Noir - Dabe - Jhon Duration: '02:07' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/archagent-everlasting-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEcVhPnwytY --- Track: Penumbra Phantasm by Toby Fox (feat. "Radiation") Directory: penumbra-phantasm-by-toby-fox-featuring-radiation-canwc-gh Duration: '04:40' Cover Artists: - yazshu Art Tags: - Toby Fox - LoWaS Originally Released As: track:penumbra-phantasm-by-toby-fox-featuring-radiation URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-phantasm-by-toby-fox-feat-radiation --- Track: The Gemoni Mustard Blood Directory: the-gemoni-mustard-blood-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:the-gemoni-mustard-blood Duration: '02:04' Cover Artists: - CreatorOfJanespeak Art Tags: - Sollux URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-gemoni-mustard-blood-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4qH12U3O4g --- Track: Timestop Directory: timestop-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:timestop Duration: '04:13' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Jack Noir - WV - Ruined Earth URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/timestop-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXgz92zs-m8 --- Track: Flarezzzzzzz Directory: flarezzzzzzz-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:flarezzzzzzz Duration: '02:01' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Jhon - Dabe - Jaed - Hecka Jef - Beq - Rubs Juice - Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite - Gate - 'cw: blood (abstract)' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flarezzzzzzz-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEI57ViYVnQ --- Track: Postdoctoral Research Position Directory: postdoctoral-research-position-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:postdoctoral-research-position Duration: '05:10' Cover Artists: - Minkt Art Tags: - LoWaS - Skaia URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/postdoctoral-research-position-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx2wd9HPEVg --- Track: Black Yard, Green Fun Directory: black-yard-green-fun-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:black-yard-green-fun Duration: '02:23' Cover Artists: - groeuf Art Tags: - Sollux - 'cw: blood' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/black-yard-green-fun-2 --- Track: Harmonize Directory: harmonize-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:harmonize-canmt Duration: '05:55' Cover Artists: - jakkyr Art Tags: - John - Rose - Dave - Jade - Jack Noir - Roxy - Hrates Bocars - Dacronian Dignity - Rubs Juice - Germy - Vriska - Terezi - Dirk - Horses - Derse - Skaia URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harmonize-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVMp10r3vl0 --- Track: 25x SHOWDOWN COMBO Directory: 25x-showdown-combo-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:25x-showdown-combo Duration: '04:13' Cover Artists: - Discfortune Art Tags: - Rose - Dave - Karkat - Terezi - Vriska - Meenah - Caliborn - Jack Noir - DD - John's dad - Lil Cal - Skaia - LoWaS - Meteor - Earth - Ruined Earth URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/25x-showdown-combo-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOG0MpNa2Is --- Track: Umbrella Tomato Directory: umbrella-tomato-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:umbrella-tomato Duration: '03:32' Cover Artists: - groeuf Art Tags: - Jade URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/umbrella-tomato-2 --- Track: Dr. Pepper Directory: dr-pepper-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:dr-pepper Duration: '03:14' Cover Artists: - bobthetacocat Art Tags: - Skaia URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dr-pepper-2 --- Track: Stubborn Thr"o"es Directory: stubborn-throes-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:stubborn-throes Duration: '03:08' Cover Artists: - Ephemerald Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Rose URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stubborn-throes-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QtXQ3ZdOk --- Track: go down (cool and new Mix) (feat. John J “Damn, Now Those Are Some Tunes” Renns) Directory: go-down-cool-and-new-mix-feat-john-j-damn-now-those-are-some-tunes-renns-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:go-down-cool-and-new-mix-feat-john-j-damn-now-those-are-some-tunes-renns Duration: '04:34' Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Art Tags: - Jhon - Dabe URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/go-down-cool-and-new-mix-feat-john-j-damn-now-those-are-some-tunes-renns-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE0ugurvNBA --- Track: SBOWBAN GLAMOUR Directory: sbowban-glamour-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:sbowban-glamour Duration: '03:24' Cover Artists: - Pipko Fanfare Art Tags: - Bowman - Skaia URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sbowban-glamour-2 --- Track: CONFERANCE CALL~~LAST CONTACT~~ Directory: conferance-call-last-contact-canwc-gh Duration: '08:12' Originally Released As: track:conferance-call-last-contact Cover Artists: - Dap Art Tags: - Jhon - Jaed - Dabe - Rose URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conferance-call-last-contact-2 --- Track: Spanish Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon Cover Artists: - Toast Art Tags: - Lord English - Cool and New Music Team Duration: '02:42' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spanish - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inwLE84NnAc Referenced Tracks: - Tick - Meet the Flintstones - English - Flare - track:ruins Commentary: |- Makin: (team manager) This was originally part of [[track:yet-cool-and-new]] but was split off into its own track for this Greatest Hits release. --- Track: Cascadium Directory: cascadium-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:cascadium Duration: '06:41' Cover Artists: - jakkyr URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascadium-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbgFl3swLRQ --- Track: Admiral Bone-To-Pick Directory: admiral-bone-to-pick-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:admiral-bone-to-pick Duration: '03:17' Cover Artists: - olkiswerve Cover Art File Extension: jpg URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/admiral-bone-to-pick-2 --- Track: Tick / Tock Artists: - Discfortune Cover Artists: - Bambosh - bobthetacocat Art Tags: - Swet Bro - Momi - Skaia Duration: '01:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tick-tock - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bDwBkYk7es Referenced Tracks: - Tick - Tock Sampled Tracks: - Tick - Tock Commentary: |- Makin: (team manager) The tracks [[track:tick]] and [[track:tock]] were combined into one track for this Greatest Hits release, as they were always meant to be. --- Track: Drawing Deud Directory: drawing-deud-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:drawing-deud Duration: '03:09' Cover Artists: - Ephemerald Art Tags: - Rubs Juice - Hrates Bocars - Dacronian Dignity - Jack Noir URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/drawing-deud-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8gff-A44EE --- Track: Terexi Directory: terexi-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:terexi Duration: '01:26' Cover Artists: - yazshu - Wights End Art Tags: - Terezi URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/terexi-2 --- Track: Vagabone Directory: vagabone-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:vagabone Duration: '02:04' Cover Artists: - yazshu Art Tags: - WV URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vagabone-2 --- Track: '!!~~~ the will to figt ~~~!!' Directory: the-will-to-figt-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:the-will-to-figt Duration: '05:15' Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Art Tags: - Jhon - Rose - Denizens URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-will-to-figt-2 --- Track: The Endless Black Directory: the-endless-black-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:the-endless-black-aka-clockwork-negrocity Duration: '04:31' Cover Artists: - Ephemerald Art Tags: - Jack Noir - Rose - Germy - Jhon URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-endless-black --- Track: Final Confrontation Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon Cover Artists: - nights Art Tags: - Rose Duration: '02:16' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/final-confrontation Referenced Tracks: - track:game-over - Sburban Jungle - track:MeGaLoVania - Explore - Cascade (Beta) Commentary: |- Makin: (team manager) This was originally part of [[track:something-familiar]] but was split off into its own track for this Greatest Hits release. --- Track: Recooled Return Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon Cover Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon Art Tags: - Jhon Duration: '01:53' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/recooled-return - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsUqGYzj_GM Referenced Tracks: - Renewed Return Commentary: |- Makin: (team manager) This is a completely new track made for the Greatest Hits album. --- Track: A Very "O" Christmas Directory: a-very-o-christmas-canwc-gh Originally Released As: track:a-very-o-christmas Cover Artists: - olkiswerve Art Tags: - Hecka Jef Duration: '06:41' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-very-o-christmas-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQOcTSnVTEk