Album: 'CaNWC Sound Test Vol.1: REVENGE OF THE GIIVASUNNER' Directory: canwc-sound-test-1 Date: September 23, 2016, 12:00:04 Date Added: August 12, 2023 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/canwc-sound-test-vol-1-revenge-of-the-giivasunner - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr--0O6Qy5O5cf6KrbaTPsff Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Jhon - Sans Has Track Art: false Color: '#eea383' Groups: - Cool and New Music Team - Fandom Commentary: |- Cool and New Music Team: or "RotG" for short Makin: The RotG joke is a relic of 2016. A fanmusic group named Team Virgo (known for [[album:beforus]] and [[album:ancestral]]) had been teasing an album for a long time, or at least it seemed like they were. RotG, the anticipated album, stood for Rubric of the Guardians, an album for Dad, Mom, Grandpa Harley, etc. The hype seemed to be building up to something big, but the album was delayed for so long that the CANMT decided to parody its hyped release by also teasing their own "RotG". In the end, I don't think anyone outside the CANMT actually got the joke. Many such cases. The Real RotG ended up coming out in 2019, taken over by [[group:unofficial-mspa-fans]], who also absorbed most of Team Virgo. You might know it as [[album:cosmic-caretakers]]. CANMT truly were ahead of their time. Oh yeah, the album itself. It's all the tracks that were too offtopic or bad for the main albums. The only track purposefully made for it was [[track:lore]], which I'll discuss in its entry. The track art is a parody of [[artist:robert-j-lake]]'s Stuckhome Syndrome. AND I have one last piece of trivia to share with you: we released four albums in one day, and streamed them all over an excruciating eight hours. Go check it out if you want to see a hundred people suffer. Wait I didn't mention that there's a fanmade Homestuck sound tes-- --- Track: It's A Lovely Day To Be Named (voicep0.wav) Artists: - barzamin Duration: '00:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-a-lovely-day-to-be-named-voicep0-wav - https://youtu.be/jYmsKC4vxYI Lyrics: |- A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name. What will the name of this young man be? --- Track: MeGaLoFuckNoPlsKillMeVanIa Artists: - barzamin Duration: '02:07' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalofucknoplskillmevania - https://youtu.be/7gfAggLPmCg Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania Sampled Tracks: - The Next Episode --- Track: Memehalation (cool and new mix) Artists: - barzamin Duration: '04:46' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/memehalation-cool-and-new-mix - https://youtu.be/jWUyFG8x5ko Referenced Tracks: - Snow halation Sampled Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix --- Track: Updoggtor Artists: - barzamin Duration: '01:44' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/updoggtor - https://youtu.be/tZdnAMGfHMs Referenced Tracks: - track:upward-movement-dave-owns - track:doctor --- Track: Wwaporvvave Artists: - barzamin Duration: '10:35' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wwaporvvave - https://youtu.be/rKmCFVx3d9o Referenced Tracks: - track:conflict Sampled Tracks: - track:conflict --- Track: Discord Halation (weeb mix) Artists: - barzamin - yazshu Duration: '01:25' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/discord-halation-weeb-mix - https://youtu.be/NHNR-v5H-n4 Referenced Tracks: - Snow halation Sampled Tracks: - Snow halation --- Track: Conflicto Plaza Artists: - Bin Duration: '00:45' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conflicto-plaza - https://youtu.be/okp4V8CSjuE Referenced Tracks: - track:conflict - Delfino Plaza Sampled Tracks: - track:conflict - Delfino Plaza --- Track: clownman's credit score Artists: - olkiswerve Duration: '01:58' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/clownmans-credit-score - https://youtu.be/5TWQsj2PiLE Referenced Tracks: - Killers Sampled Tracks: - Killers - Bowman's Credit Score Lyrics: |- I'm Thinking of a number Between my buttocks Do you know what it is? It's my credit score And it happens to be 720 The higher the better I'm thinking of a number between 450 and 850 You know what it is? It happens to be 720 Which is my free credit score This number is between my buttocks This number I'm thinking is between 450 and 850 The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money But the number is between my buttocks Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between 450 and 850 And the number --- is betw--- tween my buttocks The number is 720 But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number betw-- -tween my buttocks It hap-- ppens to be between 450 and 80 and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is Fortunately that number is 720 which is a number- between- 450 and 850 This number between 450 and 850 happens to be between my buttocks --- Track: i am caving inside a story (doctor origins)(GONE SEXUAL) Artists: - TirantBacon Duration: '04:18' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-caving-inside-a-story-doctor-origins-gone-sexual - https://youtu.be/dzIWfQ4ExeM Referenced Tracks: - Plantation Sampled Tracks: - Bowman's Credit Score --- Track: L.O.R.E Directory: lore Artists: - Makin Cover Artists: - Makin Duration: '01:52' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/l-o-r-e - https://youtu.be/klrHm7AMaII Referenced Tracks: - DK Rap - Bowman's Credit Score - track:anthem-canmt Sampled Tracks: - DK Rap - Bowman's Credit Score - track:anthem-canmt Lyrics: |- (Bowman: I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (SiIvaGunner: Thank you for showing me this. It is as bad as I had imagined) (SiIvaGunner: This needs to stop.) (Bowman: I'm--) [shots] (SiIvaGunner: Let this be your last warning, Cool and New Music Team) (SiIvaGunner: Let's go, my friend, and hope they have learned their lesson about overdone memes) (SiIvaGunner: Wait, what is this? A high quality video game rip? I will take this too) (SiIvaGunner: Come along, [[artist:no-funny-name]]) Commentary: |- Makin: This is the only track on the album that was made specifically for it. We had a Bowman's Credit Score problem. If you've listened to [[album:cool-and-new-volume-sx]], you know that already. The track parodies the parody music team SiIvagunner's "lore", by having the man himself show up and kill Bowman in the middle of the laziest mashup yet. It represents the very real ban of credit score rips in the CANMT. After this album, you'll see them vanish (until he gets revived by Stutzman in BOWMANIA's lore 2: the revengening anyway, it's exactly like in Star Trek: The Search for Spock). [[artist:no-funny-name]] is dramatically revealed as the traitor, referencing his fake persona's lore (i.e. [[track:the-beginning-of-something]]). In a way, this was the true Revenge of the GiIvasunner-- [shots] --- Track: Mayor Retaliate Artists: - Bin Duration: '01:18' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mayor-retaliate - https://youtu.be/4rmQTmDcq70 Referenced Tracks: - Megalo Strike Back Sampled Tracks: - Mayor Maynot --- Track: Scribblenautomic Funeral Pyre Artists: - Bin Duration: '00:57' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/scribblenautomic-funeral-pyre - https://youtu.be/WFnDdA8nREU Referenced Tracks: - Tribal Ebonpyre - Gardens 1 (Scribblenauts) - Dramophone Sampled Tracks: - Tribal Ebonpyre - Gardens 1 (Scribblenauts) - Dramophone --- Track: ToonGrl Artists: - Bin Duration: '00:55' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/toongrl - https://youtu.be/U6kODuh5BMk Referenced Tracks: - GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix) - Toon World Sampled Tracks: - GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix) - Toon World --- Track: i made this song 3 years ago Artists: - BitesizeBird Duration: '01:28' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-made-this-song-3-years-ago - https://youtu.be/1CB6uZVLqt4 --- Track: Ruses Artists: - CogentInvalid Duration: '01:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ruses - https://youtu.be/_7JPjpa0zjA --- Track: 'Deaf Injustice: Ignoration!! (original version)' Artists: - cookiefonster Duration: '02:42' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/deaf-injustice-ignoration-original-version - https://youtu.be/pdgsUZ4tfMU Referenced Tracks: - Problem Sleuth Theme - 'BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!' - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme --- Track: Lord Spanish 8-bit (original version) Artists: - cookiefonster Duration: '01:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lord-spanish-8-bit-original-version - https://youtu.be/pdgsUZ4tfMU Referenced Tracks: - Lord Spanish --- Track: Madame Supersawversielle Artists: - cookiefonster Duration: '02:51' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/madame-supersawversielle - https://youtu.be/UZnw6bTaVeY Referenced Tracks: - Madame Controversielle --- Track: The Ascended Twilight Fangirl (draft version) Artists: - cookiefonster Duration: '01:24' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-ascended-twilight-fangirl-draft-version - https://youtu.be/06_wwUl1OT0 Referenced Tracks: - Darling Kanaya - Jade Sylph - Gardener --- Track: Megalovania! Directory: megalovania-canwc-sound-test Artists: - Discfortune Duration: '00:22' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalovania - https://youtu.be/imLkqNikwxY Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania --- Track: Savior of the Wind Waker Artists: - Discfortune Duration: '00:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-the-wind-waker - https://youtu.be/7_04OC8HDDI Referenced Tracks: - Savior of the Waking World --- Track: Creata Nightcore Artists: - Difarem Duration: '04:06' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/creata-nightcore - https://youtu.be/9Q2TpstKfz8 Referenced Tracks: - Creata --- Track: Doctor chan (unfucked) Artists: - Difarem Duration: '00:48' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-chan-unfucked - https://youtu.be/fFvBvQXWdj4 Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor --- Track: Hoenn Cascade Artists: - Difarem Duration: '13:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hoenn-cascade - https://youtu.be/17GIXW7mu0s Referenced Tracks: - Cascade --- Track: Hoenn Doctor Artists: - Difarem Duration: '00:56' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hoenn-doctor - https://youtu.be/52ZQPZaZLRA Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor --- Track: Hoenn Vale Artists: - Difarem Duration: '04:27' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hoenn-vale - https://youtu.be/T2jZovYFMks Referenced Tracks: - track:carne-vale --- Track: Hoennsetter Artists: - Difarem Duration: '02:01' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hoennsetter - https://youtu.be/dEaIlA0NwyQ Referenced Tracks: - Moonsetter --- Track: 'Minish on Kazoo: the Movie: the Game: the Comic: the Anime Opening' Artists: - Difarem Duration: '04:01' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/minish-on-kazoo-the-movie-the-game-the-comic-the-anime-opening - https://youtu.be/aojOgCk58BI Referenced Tracks: - A Cruel Angel's Thesis --- Track: Snow Phantasm Artists: - Difarem Duration: '00:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/snow-phantasm - https://youtu.be/caP0dcc7MOY Referenced Tracks: - Snow halation - track:penumbra-phantasm --- Track: ULTIMATE LEITMOTIF MIX Artists: - Difarem Duration: '00:15' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultimate-leitmotif-mix - https://youtu.be/lbID4dEVi-U Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - Cascade (Beta) - track:doctor - track:sburban-jungle - track:showtime-original-mix --- Track: Revival Artists: - flamingfusion Duration: '00:45' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/revival - https://youtu.be/uDXsWcVJ3CE Referenced Tracks: - Get Up Sampled Tracks: - Get Up --- Track: Strings (Without Ruins) Artists: - greenTetrahedron Duration: '00:40' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/strings-without-ruins - https://youtu.be/Ts1B45YwDAo --- Track: Decelerate Artists: - Griever Duration: '02:24' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/decelerate - https://youtu.be/itDOqQVM880 Referenced Tracks: - The Stardust Man Appears Sampled Tracks: - The Stardust Man Appears Lyrics: |- [META] SuicidalSushi and mindbleach: Slow your roll self.homestuck submitted 1 year ago by wade5454 You two like to post a bunch of things about Homestuck from tumblr and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant. That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/homestuck and I'm met with pages of posts by mindbleach or SuicidalSushi, with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/Homestuck has always operated with discussion posts, communitystuck, and other such self-posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat homestuck comix and art" Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the discussion and more community-esque posts. Homestuck brought me to the sub, the community made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/homestuck. Commentary: |- Makin: Reference to this infamous reddit post. --- Track: Do You Remem8er That Time We Chased a Serial Killer Artists: - Griever Duration: '02:47' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/do-you-remem8er-that-time-we-chased-a-serial-killer - https://youtu.be/zNKtkXSSb6U Referenced Tracks: - Do You Remem8er Me - chase Sampled Tracks: - Do You Remem8er Me - chase Lyrics: |- Taisetsu na mono wo ubawaresou Nichijou ni magirekonda akuma Heion nara tokku ni kuzuresatteru Nanigenai soshite, sarigenai Kidzukanai uchi ni ubawareteita Torikaeshi ni iku nara ima sa Tsuranuita ya no you na surudosa de Butsukeau kokoro wa utsukushii Doko mademo Chase You Itsumo Chase You Ore wa Chase You nigeba wa nai Hashiridase Chase You Asu mo Chase You Tatakitsuketeyaru nosa Shouhai wo wakeru nowa Shuunen sa dakara I Chase You Tsuranuita ya no you na surudosa de Butsukeau kokoro wa utsukushii Doko mademo Chase You Itsumo Chase You Ore wa Chase You nigeba wa nai Hashiridase Chase You Asu mo Chase You Tatakitsuketeyaru nosa Ch ch chase You Ch ch chase You Ch ch chase You yume wo miteita yo Ch ch chase You Ch ch chase You mada same wa shinai Shouhai wo wakeru nowa Shuunen sa dakara I Chase You --- Track: Everything is Circular, if it Rotates Artists: - Griever Duration: '01:21' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/everything-is-circular-if-it-rotates - https://youtu.be/smHFiMwN-_Y Referenced Tracks: - Roundabout - track:sburban-jungle Sampled Tracks: - Roundabout - track:sburban-jungle --- Track: the day of all teh blood! Artists: - Griever Duration: '04:28' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-day-of-all-teh-blood - https://youtu.be/ThQE3VKgQ1E Referenced Tracks: - BLOODY STREAM - track:carne-vale Sampled Tracks: - BLOODY STREAM - track:carne-vale --- Track: Yoshikage Nepeta Artists: - Griever Duration: '01:35' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/yoshikage-nepeta - https://youtu.be/-wYNyVwbOb8 Referenced Tracks: - Nepeta's Theme - Killer Queen Sampled Tracks: - Nepeta's Theme - Killer Queen --- Track: a twang Artists: - Hadron Duration: '00:35' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-twang - https://youtu.be/XFE2gXmYeig Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - Meet the Flintstones - Snow halation --- Track: Deadly Planet (Before. 2 Beta) Artists: - Hadron Duration: '01:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-planet-before-2-beta - https://youtu.be/7_g8cBtCo9g Referenced Tracks: - Alternia --- Track: Grubian Residential District Artists: - Hadron Duration: '00:51' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/grubian-residential-district - https://youtu.be/nHWIFdwy4-Q Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle --- Track: its a project that i worked on and then didnt care about anymore Artists: - Hadron Duration: '00:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-a-project-that-i-worked-on-and-then-didnt-care-about-anymore - https://youtu.be/iJwu_VWnjtU --- Track: its megaman except the song is homestuck too Artists: - Hadron Duration: '00:53' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-megaman-except-the-song-is-homestuck-too - https://youtu.be/MSqSCrIjiOM Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle - Meet the Flintstones --- Track: its music mmbaby Artists: - Hadron Duration: '00:56' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-music-mmbaby - https://youtu.be/odZPQmXn4Fs Referenced Tracks: - track:showtime-piano-refrain - track:doctor - track:umbral-ultimatum - track:endless-climb --- Track: Like Jimmy, Like Flash Artists: - Hadron Duration: '00:46' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/like-jimmy-like-flash - https://youtu.be/ADHMGmA1NXY Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - track:endless-climb --- Track: Soulward Movement (Davepeta owns) Artists: - Hadron Duration: '02:05' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/soulward-movement-davepeta-owns - https://youtu.be/SMmGVSvSk5w Referenced Tracks: - track:upward-movement-dave-owns - Walls Covered in Blood - Olive Rogue - track:endless-climb Sampled Tracks: - track:upward-movement-dave-owns --- Track: Megalovania (Marimbakind) Artists: - Interrobang Duration: '01:07' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalovania-marimbakind - https://youtu.be/zYxdrcOr2gQ Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania --- Track: NGS.mp3 Artists: - Interrobang Duration: '00:50' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ngs-mp3 - https://youtu.be/S3Iikh-xDPw Referenced Tracks: - Negastrife - track:upward-movement-dave-owns --- Track: Rap Test (the doggo rap) Artists: - Interrobang - Noisemaker Duration: '00:28' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rap-test-the-doggo-rap - https://youtu.be/3glYXbjwPUc Referenced Tracks: - DK Rap Sampled Tracks: - DK Rap Commentary: |- Makin: This track references 'Borf' by [[artist:noisemaker]], but it was apparently never released. --- Track: cool and new Jungle (Beta Mix) Artists: - Cecily Renns Duration: '02:24' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-jungle-beta-mix - https://youtu.be/3upUY-_Phc8 Referenced Tracks: - Homestuck Anthem - track:sburban-jungle - Another Jungle - Fighting Spirit --- Track: A Synth Thing (WIP Name) Artists: - Cecily Renns Duration: '02:01' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-synth-thing-wip-name - https://youtu.be/vuoHS8KDUOg Referenced Tracks: - track:beatdown-strider-style - track:sburban-jungle --- Track: Endless Fall Artists: - loading Duration: '01:24' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/endless-fall - https://youtu.be/dWXPez_rCKU Referenced Tracks: - track:endless-climb --- Track: Over the hat Artists: - loading Duration: '01:11' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/over-the-hat - https://youtu.be/O3gsaGaDf3I Referenced Tracks: - track:under-the-hat --- Track: Showup Artists: - loading Duration: '01:41' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/showup - https://youtu.be/lBLNwcz2FaA Referenced Tracks: - Showdown --- Track: Moonstepper Artists: - loading Duration: '01:59' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonstepper - https://youtu.be/EJrT_koLyiM Referenced Tracks: - Moonsetter --- Track: Moonsideways Artists: - loading Duration: '02:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonsideways - https://youtu.be/sV1wxaoWc-M Referenced Tracks: - Moonsetter --- Track: Bowman's long long long time Artists: - Makin Duration: '02:36' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmans-long-long-long-time - https://youtu.be/oGI3uPTGoDw Referenced Tracks: - Dawn of Man --- Track: Build Up Speed FOR THREE YEARS Artists: - Makin Duration: '03:27' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/build-up-speed-for-three-years - https://youtu.be/sBfRphT6P_Q Referenced Tracks: - Cave Dungeon (Super Mario 64) - Flare Sampled Tracks: - Cave Dungeon (Super Mario 64) - Flare --- Track: Crazy Elevator Artists: - Makin Duration: '02:25' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/crazy-elevator - https://youtu.be/wC-OWFvVV4c Referenced Tracks: - track:upward-movement-dave-owns - Crazy Bus Title Screen Sampled Tracks: - track:upward-movement-dave-owns - Crazy Bus Title Screen --- Track: derse gon give it to ya (brief) Artists: - Makin Duration: '00:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/derse-gon-give-it-to-ya-brief - https://youtu.be/sa5JfdmlnYQ Referenced Tracks: - Derse Dreamers - X Gon' Give It to Ya Sampled Tracks: - Derse Dreamers - X Gon' Give It to Ya --- Track: Dr. Euphemism (demonic mix) (makin is bored edition) Artists: - Makin Duration: '01:05' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dr-euphemism-demonic-mix-makin-is-bored-edition - https://youtu.be/Lk7ilXY684Y Referenced Tracks: - The Nutshack Intro - Fruity Pebbles Jingle Sampled Tracks: - Fruity Pebbles Jingle --- Track: EPIC ALCHEMY MONTAGE Artists: - Makin Duration: '00:25' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/epic-alchemy-montage - https://youtu.be/d6Tu6H9nRz4 Sampled Tracks: - The Legend of Zelda Commentary: |- Makin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPgd8FTQZfA --- Track: justice must be a serve (no sirens) Artists: - Makin Duration: '01:42' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/justice-must-be-a-serve-no-sirens - https://youtu.be/DJGdcZSoGsU Referenced Tracks: - Post-Apocalyptic Fedora --- Track: Parade of Man Artists: - Makin Duration: '04:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/parade-of-man - https://youtu.be/OEx7l8XHjX4 Referenced Tracks: - Parade - Dawn of Man Sampled Tracks: - Parade - Dawn of Man Commentary: |- Makin: Finally made it good over seven years later (see here). --- Track: Penumbra Wubtasm (brief) Artists: - Makin Duration: '00:27' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-wubtasm-brief - https://youtu.be/xFuwwbDlEDc Referenced Tracks: - track:penumbra-phantasm --- Track: NUT DAD Artists: - meems Duration: '01:06' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nut-dad - https://youtu.be/oDKrpbNl4_w Referenced Tracks: - The Nutshack Intro Sampled Tracks: - The Nutshack Intro - Vinesauce Joel reacts to GRAND DAD Lyrics: |- Grand Dad! (x24) --- Track: Maymerlovania Artists: - meems Duration: '02:40' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/maymerlovania - https://youtu.be/AD1DjlukCXQ Referenced Tracks: - Mayorlovania Sampled Tracks: - Mayorlovania --- Track: Through Carne and Vale Artists: - meems Duration: '04:23' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/through-carne-and-vale - https://youtu.be/MX5FwZqBrlQ Referenced Tracks: - track:carne-vale - Through the Fire and Flames Sampled Tracks: - track:carne-vale - Through the Fire and Flames --- Track: sburbon contdon without shit midi Artists: - Minish Duration: '00:37' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sburbon-contdon-without-shit-midi - https://youtu.be/LmNmhdKeP5g --- Track: Oppa Hammer Style Artists: - meems Duration: '05:37' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/oppa-hammer-style - https://youtu.be/gNP7TIs9soA Referenced Tracks: - Oppa Toby Style Sampled Tracks: - Oppa Toby Style --- Track: Hamburban Jangle Artists: - meems Duration: '03:37' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hamburban-jangle - https://youtu.be/pOiowBvYwVQ Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle Sampled Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle --- Track: Layers Uppon Layers Uphon Lahyers Upoon Lawyers Unpow Laryards Awnop Lanyeos Punwo Lyanerons Artists: - MrCheeze Duration: '03:22' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/layers-uppon-layers-uphon-lahyers-upoon-lawyers-unpow-laryards-awnop-lanyeos-punwo-lyanerons - https://youtu.be/LiIf8T347jw Referenced Tracks: - Layers Upon Layers [Build] Sampled Tracks: - Layers Upon Layers [Build] --- Track: wade.mp3 Artists: - MrCheeze Duration: '01:03' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wade-mp3 - https://youtu.be/wiLaCVEw_xA Referenced Tracks: - track:conflict Sampled Tracks: - track:conflict Lyrics: |- Slow your roll-slow your roll-slow your roll Slow your roll! (Slow your roll, slow your roll, slow your roll, slow your roll) (until track ends) You two like to post a bunch of things about Homestuck from tumblr and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant. That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/homestuck and I'm met with pages of posts by mindbleach or SuicidalSushi, with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/Homestuck has always operated with discussion posts, communitystuck, and other such self-posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat homestuck comix and art" Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the discussion and more community-esque posts. Homestuck brought me to the sub, the community made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/homestuck. Commentary: |- Makin: Reference to this infamous reddit post. --- Track: '*xplore' Artists: - Noisemaker Duration: '02:26' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/xplore - https://youtu.be/p56ZsL0wqt8 Referenced Tracks: - track:explore Sampled Tracks: - track:explore --- Track: Harlecoaster (Lame and Old) Artists: - Ngame Duration: '00:56' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harlecoaster-lame-and-old - https://youtu.be/AKOmYmkBYiM Referenced Tracks: - Harlecoaster Sampled Tracks: - Harlecoaster --- Track: Tycoontime (Lame and Old) Artists: - Ngame Duration: '00:56' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoontime-lame-and-old - https://youtu.be/xU8XzzyoIcw Referenced Tracks: - Tycoontime Sampled Tracks: - Tycoontime --- Track: How I learned to stop worrying and love the spiderbitch Artists: - nunndoes Duration: '04:31' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-spiderbitch - https://youtu.be/KPBIolwmKe4 Referenced Tracks: - Spider8ite!!!!!!!! Sampled Tracks: - Spider8ite!!!!!!!! - DK Rap - Enormous Penis Lyrics: |- In this world there is no (Place) for people like you I'll exterminate you With my (COCONUT GUN) In my world there is no (Place) for weaklings like you I'll exterminate you With my (COCONUT GUN) In this world there is no Place for people like you I'll exterminate you With my (COCONUT GUN) In my world there is no Place for weaklings like you I'll exterminate you With my (COCONUT GUN) In my world there is no Place for weaklings like you I'll exterminate you With my (ENORMOUS PENIS) In my world there is no Place for weaklings like you I'll exterminate you With my (ENORMOUS PENIS) In my world there is no Place for weaklings like you I'll exterminate you With (sweet [unintelligible]) In my world there is no Place for weaklings like you I'll exterminate you With (sweet [unintelligible]) --- Track: Theory Artists: - nunndoes Duration: '00:28' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/theory - https://youtu.be/5X1rpTZKsko Referenced Tracks: - Science Blaster Sampled Tracks: - Science Blaster - The Game Theorists --- Track: Why don't we use this leitmotif often anymore Artists: - nunndoes Duration: '05:30' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/why-dont-we-use-this-leitmotif-often-anymore - https://youtu.be/wYPkvFMwe6Q Referenced Tracks: - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme Sampled Tracks: - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme --- Track: "I put a harmony midi into a japanese 9 bit converter program" Artists: - olkiswerve Duration: '03:39' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-put-a-harmony-midi-into-a-japanese-9-bit-converter-program - https://youtu.be/hXT2cXyDIW4 Referenced Tracks: - Harmony --- Track: halator of the snowing world Artists: - olkiswerve Duration: '02:30' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/halator-of-the-snowing-world - https://youtu.be/wc9sI4bvBo0 Referenced Tracks: - Savior of the Waking World - Snow halation Sampled Tracks: - DK Rap - Savior of the Waking World - Snow halation Lyrics: |- He- He- He- Here we go! Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi (This feeling, it's strange, isn't it?) Sora kara futte kita mitai (It's almost as though it came fluttering down from the sky) Todokete (Ring out) Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?) Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (I can't wait for our feelings to resonate) Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love) Isoide (Hurry up) Itsu no ma ni ka ookiku nari sugita "True emotion" (Before I knew it, my true emotions grew too large to contain) Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (I can't wait for our feelings to resonate) Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love) Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne (Even in this mild fever, I can't hesitate) Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start! (I'll accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!) Yume dake miteru you ja tsurai yo (It's painful to never do more than dream of it) Koibito wa kimi tte iitai! (I want you to be mine!) Yasashii me ga tomadotteru iya da yo (I don't want to be bewildered by your gentle eyes) Todokete (Ring out) Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?) Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (I can't wait for our feelings to resonate) Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love) --- Track: Meeeeeeeegalovania Artists: - olkiswerve Duration: '00:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/meeeeeeeegalovania - https://youtu.be/Kk5nNd7W32Y Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania Sampled Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania --- Track: meme suicide - dilbert yon Artists: - olkiswerve Duration: '00:55' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/meme-suicide-dilbert-yon - https://youtu.be/0Igu3hTYjgI Referenced Tracks: - Takyon (Death Yon) - Killers Sampled Tracks: - Takyon (Death Yon) - Killers --- Track: missathing.midi Artists: - olkiswerve Duration: '05:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/missathing-midi - https://youtu.be/WjttQ4OUT0Y Referenced Tracks: - track:i-dont-want-to-miss-a-thing-aerosmith Sampled Tracks: - track:i-dont-want-to-miss-a-thing-aerosmith --- Track: seinstones Artists: - olkiswerve Duration: '00:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/seinstones - https://youtu.be/9yGBWJtSzlE Referenced Tracks: - Meet the Flintstones --- Track: the original ass blast track - aka the full ballad of carnival wilson Directory: ballad-of-carnival-wilson-full Artists: - olkiswerve Duration: '01:43' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-original-ass-blast-track-aka-the-full-ballad-of-carnival-wilson - https://youtu.be/iHWBAjKW3Jw --- Track: this one will be actual quality track (aka just kidding, it's meme trash) (VERY LOUD) Directory: actual-quality-track-meme-trash Artists: - olkiswerve Duration: '01:51' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/this-one-will-be-actual-quality-track-aka-just-kidding-its-meme-trash-very-loud - https://youtu.be/ISbd9gHFpqc Referenced Tracks: - Crystamanthequins Sampled Tracks: - Crystamanthequins Lyrics: |- I'm not transcribing this. --- Track: Cat Song Artists: - Wights End Duration: '00:32' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cat-song - https://youtu.be/b26bmRzsY6I Referenced Tracks: - Misery Loves Company --- Track: Doggie Village Artists: - Wights End Duration: '00:57' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doggie-village - https://youtu.be/CLuh2yll4HA Referenced Tracks: - Temmie Village Sampled Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix --- Track: Dogsong (Unoriginal Mix) Artists: - Wights End Duration: '01:21' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dogsong-unoriginal-mix - https://youtu.be/5eGxmdud4vk Referenced Tracks: - Dogsong - Snow halation Sampled Tracks: - Dogsong --- Track: err of greif (original mix) Artists: - Wights End Duration: '06:44' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/err-of-greif-original-mix - https://youtu.be/yXpe5AvCS9o Referenced Tracks: - track:heir-of-grief - Knife's Edge - track:MeGaLoVania - track:umbral-ultimatum Sampled Tracks: - Knife's Edge --- Track: MaTEM Controversielle Artists: - Wights End Duration: '02:50' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/matem-controversielle - https://youtu.be/Rx255_Er5Xk Referenced Tracks: - Madame Controversielle --- Track: Through the Iron and the Knights (Original Version) Artists: - Wights End Duration: '03:17' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/through-the-iron-and-the-knights-original-version - https://youtu.be/ZGKqh_AV04A Referenced Tracks: - Iron Knight - Through the Fire and Flames Sampled Tracks: - Iron Knight - Through the Fire and Flames Lyrics: |- On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies wasted on the shores On the blackest plains in hell's domain, we watch them as they go In fire and pain, now once again we know So now we fly ever free We're free before the thunderstorm On towards the wilderness our quest carries on Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight Deep inside our hearts and all our souls So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on As the red day is dawning And the lightning cracks the sky They'll raise their hands to the heavens above With resentment to their eyes Running back through the mid-morning light There's a burning in my heart We're banished from a time in a fallen land To a life beyond the stars In your darkest dreams see to believe Our destiny this time And endlessly we'll all be free tonight And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality All alone in desperation, now the time has gone Lost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mind Day after day this misery must go on So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on Now here we stand with their blood on our hands We fought so hard now can we understand I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can For freedom of every man So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on --- Track: VriSKA (Alt Mix) Artists: - Wights End Duration: '01:09' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vriska-alt-mix - https://youtu.be/Iafc59-Yrko Referenced Tracks: - VriSKA - Gangnam Style Sampled Tracks: - Gangnam Style --- Track: Pebumbera Artists: - Aris Martinian Duration: '00:25' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pebumbera - https://youtu.be/7CRyXw9JYTU Referenced Tracks: - track:penumbra-phantasm --- Track: -3x piano solo Artists: - Shwan Duration: '04:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/3x-piano-solo - https://youtu.be/yDFC2cs2VwA Referenced Tracks: - track:showtime-piano-refrain - track:harlequin - track:aggrieve - track:skies-of-skaia - track:atomyk-ebonpyre - Liquid Negrocity - track:sburban-jungle - track:chorale-for-jaspers - track:dissension-original - track:doctor - track:explore - track:endless-climb - track:upward-movement-dave-owns - Crystalanthemums - track:revelawesome - track:beatdown-strider-style - track:the-beginning-of-something-really-excellent - track:carefree-victory --- Track: A major in doctor Artists: - Shwan Duration: '00:57' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-major-in-doctor - https://youtu.be/IZk6OKX-2Ro Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor --- Track: mooncrotales Artists: - Shwan Duration: '02:19' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mooncrotales - https://youtu.be/FkiCaTv6Sd4 Referenced Tracks: - Moonsetter --- Track: Moonweirder??!!? Artists: - Shwan Duration: '02:50' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonweirder - https://youtu.be/dr4Ft1otopA Referenced Tracks: - Moonsetter --- Track: Show-Sburb-Setter Artists: - Shwan Duration: '03:14' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/show-sburb-setter - https://youtu.be/z7nhmzHVUD8 Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle - track:showtime-original-mix - Moonsetter --- Track: A E S T H E T O B Y S T Y L E Artists: - artist:kobacat Duration: '03:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-e-s-t-h-e-t-o-b-y-s-t-y-l-e - https://youtu.be/gWh3Gb0X-CwCecily Renn Referenced Tracks: - Oppa Toby Style Sampled Tracks: - Oppa Toby Style --- Track: Bowman Boogie Artists: - artist:kobacat Duration: '01:39' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-boogie - https://youtu.be/Lk7Tn3ILwiU Referenced Tracks: - Jungle Boogie - Michael Bowman Remix Sampled Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix - Backyard Fun --- Track: Harmonize (Beta) Artists: - artist:kobacat Duration: '05:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harmonize-beta - https://youtu.be/vhEq07X8npM Referenced Tracks: - Harmonize - Fruity Pebbles Jingle Sampled Tracks: - Harmonize - Fruity Pebbles Jingle Lyrics: |- Oh Diet Dr Pepper is the flavor that I savor It's sweet and spicy, totally unique It makes me want to sing this song about my soft drink saviour That brings me joy when everything looks bleak Oh Diet Dr Pepper by the can or by the twenty I drink them morning, afternoon, and night --- Track: I'd like to see your hexagon Artists: - artist:kobacat Duration: '02:14' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/id-like-to-see-your-hexagon - https://youtu.be/KQpJhB5y2uQ Referenced Tracks: - I'd like to see your diploma - Focus Sampled Tracks: - I'd like to see your diploma - Focus --- Track: K.K. Doctor Artists: - artist:kobacat Duration: '01:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/k-k-doctor - https://youtu.be/bhhvCDNWZu0 Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor --- Track: Pepper Nadsat Artists: - artist:kobacat Duration: '00:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pepper-nadsat - https://youtu.be/8CT3JtDei8o Referenced Tracks: - Pepper Steak - Carbon Nadsat / Cuestick Genius Sampled Tracks: - Pepper Steak - Carbon Nadsat / Cuestick Genius --- Track: The Baby Is The Doctor Artists: - artist:kobacat Duration: '00:50' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-baby-is-the-doctor - https://youtu.be/DaGScLNZUcg Referenced Tracks: - The Baby is You - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - The Baby is You - track:doctor --- Track: A Day When The Sun Is Shining Artists: - TirantBacon Duration: '01:35' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-day-when-the-sun-is-shining - https://youtu.be/RIvTEQf1vkg --- Track: A Wanted Cry For Pleasant Recompense Artists: - TirantBacon Duration: '02:01' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-wanted-cry-for-pleasant-recompense - https://youtu.be/mqzoePJr_WQ --- Track: Approaching Foe Artists: - TirantBacon Duration: '02:38' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/approaching-foe - https://youtu.be/trdglNcbjhU Referenced Tracks: - track:penumbra-phantasm --- Track: Doctor (Help I'm choking MIX) Artists: - TirantBacon Duration: '00:55' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-help-im-choking-mix - https://youtu.be/DbzISAMWBFI Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor --- Track: Fantastic Exposition Artists: - TirantBacon Duration: '00:47' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fantastic-exposition - https://youtu.be/X4m1cEJ0bFg --- Track: Good song (probs) Artists: - TirantBacon Duration: '00:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/good-song-probs - https://youtu.be/VjkmoVc_4aI --- Track: Velvet Village Artists: - TirantBacon Duration: '01:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/velvet-village - https://youtu.be/q4ML2-_9FeA --- Track: Running Artists: - TirantBacon Duration: '01:24' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/running - https://youtu.be/GAOyt3XjiPE --- Track: 'Reveloshowtime: Waking up the radiation' Artists: - VulkanShawl Duration: '02:06' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/reveloshowtime-waking-up-the-radiation - https://youtu.be/v8sXEsdiVsQ Referenced Tracks: - track:revelawesome - track:showtime-original-mix --- Track: sung for dady jhon Artists: - VulkanShawl Duration: '02:03' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sung-for-dady-jhon - https://youtu.be/ZAtqSPoMiho Referenced Tracks: - track:showtime-remix - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme Sampled Tracks: - track:showtime-remix - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme --- Track: Coasterlovania Artists: - VulkanShawl Duration: '02:18' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/coasterlovania - https://youtu.be/sVtjmHqtUak Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme Sampled Tracks: - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme --- Track: hey now, youre a god tier Artists: - sylvarn Duration: '02:27' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hey-now-youre-a-god-tier - https://youtu.be/bWpo2gf98R4 Referenced Tracks: - Heir Conditioning - All Star Sampled Tracks: - Heir Conditioning - All Star Lyrics: |- Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well The years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (W-w-wacko) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars... Somebody once asked, "Could I spare some change for gas?" "I need to get myself away from this place" I said, "Yep, what a concept" I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change Well The years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (Go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold... --- Track: PuMpKinPaRtyVania Artists: - sylvarn Duration: '01:42' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pumpkinpartyvania - https://youtu.be/yD_02AoY2VE Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse --- Track: Purple Terry Artists: - sylvarn Duration: '03:45' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/purple-terry - https://youtu.be/ExqFvyVKO8M Referenced Tracks: - Purple Tyrant Sampled Tracks: - Purple Tyrant - Terry Crews Old Spice Commercials --- Track: Solar Bonfire Artists: - sylvarn Duration: '03:53' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/solar-bonfire - https://youtu.be/ITOMdF1_Fto Referenced Tracks: - Solar Voyage - Bonfire Sampled Tracks: - Solar Voyage - Bonfire Lyrics: |- OK, it's Childish Gambino, home girl drop it like the NASDAQ Move white girls like there's coke up my ass crack Move black girls 'cause, man, fuck it, I'll do either I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA In Adidas with some short shorts, B-O-O all over me My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery This Asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es Hot like a parked car I sound weird like "nigga" with a hard "R" Fly like the logo on my cousin's 440 Eatin' Oreos like these white girls that blow me Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man Hangin' in the islands, lookin' for Earl like Toejam I made the beat retarded, so I'm callin' it a slow jam Butcher and I know it, man, kill beef, go ham These rappers are afraid of him 'Cause I'm a beast, bitch, Gir, Invader Zim Gambino is a call girl, fuck you, pay me Brand new whip for these niggas like slavery Told me I was awful and that shit did not faze me Tell me how I suck again, my memory is hazy "You're my favorite rapper, now" Yeah, dude, I better be Or you can fuckin' kiss my ass, Human Centipede You wanna see my girl? I ain't that dumb You wanna see my girl? Check Maxim "Man, why does every black actor gotta rap some?" I don't know, all I know is I'm the best one It's a bonfire, turn the lights out I'm burnin' everything you motherfuckers talk about It's a bonfire, turn the lights out I'm burnin' everything you motherfuckers talk about You know these rapper dudes talk shit, start killin' Fuck that, got goons like an arch-villain I'm from the South, ain't got no accent, don't know why So this rap is child's play, I do my name like Princess Di Yeah, they say they want the realness, rap about my real life Told me I should just quit: "First of all, you talk white! Second off, you talk like you haven't given up yet" Rap's stepfather, yeah, you hate me but you will respect I put in work, ask Ludwig Put my soul on the track like shoes did Played this for my cousin, now he can't even think straight Black and white music? Now, nigga, that's a mixtape Shoutout to my blerds, they represent the realness Shoutout to Gambino, girls, my dick is in the building I know you hate me 'cause your little cousin play me And I like black girls who nerdy, but when they dance they be sayin' "Owww" I'm sorry for who followed me Chillin' with a Filipina at your local Jollibee Yeah, I'm in her ass like sodomy So if you see my hand under the table, don't bother me I don't talk soft, that's that other guy I'm screaming, "What the fuck is up?" like I ain't seen the sky This shit I'm doin' this year? Insanity Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony These rappers don't know what to do 'Cause all I did was act me like a Looney Tune And I'll give you all of me until there's nothing left I swear this summer will be summer camp, bitch! --- Track: Tere'z Is Theme Artists: - sylvarn Duration: '01:08' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/terez-is-theme-2 - https://youtu.be/cS5KQ38xewY Referenced Tracks: - Terezi's Theme --- Track: Terezi Nuts Artists: - sylvarn Duration: '01:45' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/terezi-nuts - https://youtu.be/AQaAAvhtMig Referenced Tracks: - Terezi Owns - The Nutshack Intro Sampled Tracks: - Terezi Owns - The Nutshack Intro Lyrics: |- It's the Nutshack! (Yo.) (Yee, yee.) It's the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Hooaugh!) (Hey...) It's the Nutshack! (Oh yeah!) (Ye-yeah!) It's the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!) (Yeah, it's the Nutshack...) It's the Nutshack! (Don't forget your boy Angel!) It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) (Rainbow Scout...) It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) (Yeah!) It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack.) It's the Nutshack! (Hey!) It's the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!) It's the Nutshack! It's the Nutshack! Hooaugh! Phil's from the soul, Jack's from the P.I Horatio the Horat so big-eyed Tito Dick, "Dickman" baby He reaised Phil and loves the ladies Jack is cool and he's lazy, he's still learnin' Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin (Ooh.) Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah (Week-ah!) Phil's homegirl, God Jack wanna keep her But it's not happenin' neither (No), shake it like a seizure Hold on, let me spark this, take a breather (Yeaaah-hahah!) Breathe the reefer in my lungs I got grapes, what you watching, son-sah? It's the Nutshack! (Yah!) It's the Nutshack! (Aaah!) It's the Nutshack! It's the Nutshack! It's the Nutshack! (Yo.) (Yee, yee.) It's the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Hooaugh!) (Hey...) It's the Nutshack! (Oh yeah!) (Ye-yeah!) It's the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!) (Yeah, it's the Nutshack...) It's the Nutshack! (Don't forget your boy Angel!) It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) (Rainbow Scout...) It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nut-- --- Track: what if dance of thorns was a beating up people montage Artists: - sylvarn Duration: '03:06' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/what-if-dance-of-thorns-was-a-beating-up-people-montage - https://youtu.be/670PHywxyGQ Referenced Tracks: - Dance of Thorns - X Gon' Give It to Ya Sampled Tracks: - Dance of Thorns - X Gon' Give It to Ya Lyrics: |- Yeah, don't get it twisted This rap shit is mine, motherfucker It's not a fuckin' game Fuck what you heard It's what you hearin' (It's what you hearin') It's what you hearin' (Listen) It's what you hearin' (Listen) It's what you hearin' (Listen) X gon' give it to ya (What?) Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) Damn right, and I'll do it again (Yeah) 'Cause I am light so I gots to win (Uh, uh, uh) Break bread with the enemy (What?) No matter how many cats I break bread with, I'll break who you sendin' me (Yeah) You motherfuckers never wanted nothin' but your life saved (Uh) Bitch, and that's on a light day (Give up) I'm gettin' down (Down) like a nigga said "Freeze" (Uh) But won't be the one endin' up on his knees Bitch please, (Come on) if the only thing you cats did Was came out to play, stay out my way, motherfucker First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll! Then we let it, pop go let it go! (What) X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll! Then we let it, pop go let it go! X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya They ain't never gave nothin' to me (Yeah) But every time I turn around cats got they hands out wantin' somethin' from me (Uh-huh) I ain't got it, so you can't get it (Yeah) Let's leave it at that 'cause I ain't with it (Yeah) Hit it with full strength (What) I'm a jail nigga, so I face the world like it's Earl in the bullpen You against me, me against you (Uh, uh, uh, uh) Whatever, whenever, nigga, fuck you gon' do? I'm a wolf in sheep's clothin' (What) Only nigga that you know who can chill, come back and get the streets open I've been doin' this for nineteen years (What) Niggas wanna fight me? Fight these tears (What) I put in work and it's all for the kids (Uh) But these cats done forgot what work is (Uh-huh) They don't know who we be, lookin' But they don't know who they see, nigga First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll! Then we let it, pop go let it go! (What) X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on) First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll! Then we let it, pop go let it go! (Come on) X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya Ayo, where my niggas at? I know I got 'em down in the streets, give 'em love and they give it back (Ooh) Talk too much for too long (What?) Don't give up, you're too strong (What?) Love to the wild, wild hunnids (Yeah) Shout out to niggas that done it (Come on) And it ain't even about the dough (Uh, uh, uh) It's about gettin' down for what you stand for, yo, for real First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll! Then we let it, pop go let it go! (Come on) X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on) First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll! Then we let it, pop go let it go! (Come on) X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on) First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll! Then we let it, pop go let it go! (Come on) X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to-- --- Track: Climbing Endlessly (Alpha Version) Artists: - Wheals Duration: '00:57' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/climbing-endlessly-alpha-version - https://youtu.be/I90FkzQhdwQ Referenced Tracks: - track:endless-climb Sampled Tracks: - track:endless-climb --- Track: Droogtime (CD Version) Artists: - Wheals Duration: '01:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/droogtime-cd-version - https://youtu.be/RWRjNZksNpU Referenced Tracks: - Droogtime --- Track: Stopless Climb Artists: - Wheals Duration: '01:24' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stopless-climb - https://youtu.be/OIORzyRPFc8 Referenced Tracks: - track:endless-climb - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - All Star - My Heart Will Go On Sampled Tracks: - track:endless-climb - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - All Star - My Heart Will Go On Lyrics: |- The games will never stop The games will never stop The games will never stop The games will never stop And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming The games will never stop The games will never stop The games will never stop coming The games will never stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming The games will never stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming The games will never stop coming My heart will go on and on My heart will never stop coming The games will never stop The games will never stop And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming The games will never stop The games will go on and on --- Track: Lord Spanish 8-bit (bassline) Artists: - Kusoro Duration: '01:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lord-spanish-8-bit-bassline - https://youtu.be/UzlWRk8eEko Referenced Tracks: - Lord Spanish Sampled Tracks: - Lord Spanish --- Track: Suburger Artists: - Kusoro Duration: '00:09' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/suburger - https://youtu.be/gWKwwT02W4c Referenced Tracks: - track:skies-of-skaia --- Track: '[S] Jerry: Hammer' Artists: - meems Duration: '00:52' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-jerry-hammer - https://youtu.be/MDMvUIEL-uI Referenced Tracks: - Seinfeld Theme Sampled Tracks: - Seinfeld Theme --- Track: Cascade and Knuckles Artists: - bobthetacocat Duration: '12:57' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascade-and-knuckles - https://youtu.be/6WMHyGndPYo Referenced Tracks: - Cascade