Album: 'CaNWC Sound Test Vol.1: REVENGE OF THE GIIVASUNNER'
Directory: canwc-sound-test-1
Date: September 23, 2016, 12:00:04
Date Added: August 12, 2023
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/canwc-sound-test-vol-1-revenge-of-the-giivasunner
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr--0O6Qy5O5cf6KrbaTPsff
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Vriska
- Sans
- Shrek
- John
Cover Art File Extension: png
Has Track Art: false
Color: '#eea383'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
Commentary: |-
Cool and New Music Team:
or "RotG" for short
Makin:
The RotG joke is a relic of 2016. A fanmusic group named Team Virgo (known for [[album:beforus]] and [[album:ancestral]]) had been teasing an album for a long time, or at least it seemed like they were.
RotG, the anticipated album, stood for Rubric of the Guardians, an album for Dad, Mom, Grandpa Harley, etc. The hype seemed to be building up to something big, but the album was delayed for so long that the CANMT decided to parody its hyped release by also teasing their own "RotG".
In the end, I don't think anyone outside the CANMT actually got the joke. Many such cases. The Real RotG ended up coming out in 2019, taken over by [[group:unofficial-mspa-fans]], who also absorbed most of Team Virgo. You might know it as [[album:cosmic-caretakers]].
CANMT truly were ahead of their time.
Oh yeah, the album itself. It's all the tracks that were too offtopic or bad for the main albums. The only track purposefully made for it was [[track:lore]], which I'll discuss in its entry. The track art is a parody of [[artist:robert-j-lake]]'s Stuckhome Syndrome. AND I have one last piece of trivia to share with you: we released four albums in one day, and streamed them all over an excruciating eight hours. Go check it out if you want to see a hundred people suffer.
Wait I didn't mention that there's a fanmade Homestuck sound tes--
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Track: It's A Lovely Day To Be Named (voicep0.wav)
Artists:
- barzamin
Duration: '00:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-a-lovely-day-to-be-named-voicep0-wav
- https://youtu.be/jYmsKC4vxYI
Lyrics: |-
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday.
Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name.
What will the name of this young man be?
---
Track: MeGaLoFuckNoPlsKillMeVanIa
Artists:
- barzamin
Duration: '02:07'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalofucknoplskillmevania
- https://youtu.be/7gfAggLPmCg
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
Sampled Tracks:
- The Next Episode
---
Track: Memehalation (cool and new mix)
Artists:
- barzamin
Duration: '04:46'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/memehalation-cool-and-new-mix
- https://youtu.be/jWUyFG8x5ko
Referenced Tracks:
- Snow halation
Sampled Tracks:
- Michael Bowman Remix
---
Track: Updoggtor
Artists:
- barzamin
Duration: '01:44'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/updoggtor
- https://youtu.be/tZdnAMGfHMs
Referenced Tracks:
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- track:doctor
---
Track: Wwaporvvave
Artists:
- barzamin
Duration: '10:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wwaporvvave
- https://youtu.be/rKmCFVx3d9o
Referenced Tracks:
- track:conflict
Sampled Tracks:
- track:conflict
---
Track: Discord Halation (weeb mix)
Artists:
- barzamin
- yazshu
Duration: '01:25'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/discord-halation-weeb-mix
- https://youtu.be/NHNR-v5H-n4
Referenced Tracks:
- Snow halation
Sampled Tracks:
- Snow halation
---
Track: Conflicto Plaza
Artists:
- Bin
Duration: '00:45'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conflicto-plaza
- https://youtu.be/okp4V8CSjuE
Referenced Tracks:
- track:conflict
- Delfino Plaza
Sampled Tracks:
- track:conflict
- Delfino Plaza
---
Track: clownman's credit score
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Duration: '01:58'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/clownmans-credit-score
- https://youtu.be/5TWQsj2PiLE
Referenced Tracks:
- Killers
Sampled Tracks:
- Killers
- Bowman's Credit Score
Lyrics: |-
I'm
Thinking of a number
Between my buttocks
Do you know what it is?
It's my credit score
And it happens to be 720
The higher the better
I'm thinking of a number
between 450 and 850
You know what it is?
It happens to be 720
Which is my free credit score
This number is between my buttocks
This number I'm thinking is between 450 and 850
The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money
But the number is between my buttocks
Do you know what number it is?
It happens to be between 450 and 850
And the number --- is betw--- tween my buttocks
The number is 720
But do you know what number I'm thinking of?
I'm thinking of a number betw--
-tween my buttocks
It hap-- ppens to be between 450 and 80
and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is
Fortunately that number is 720
which is a number-
between-
450 and 850
This number between 450 and 850 happens to be between my buttocks
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Track: i am caving inside a story (doctor origins)(GONE SEXUAL)
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: '04:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-caving-inside-a-story-doctor-origins-gone-sexual
- https://youtu.be/dzIWfQ4ExeM
Referenced Tracks:
- Plantation
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
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Track: L.O.R.E
Directory: lore
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art File Extension: png
Duration: '01:52'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/l-o-r-e
- https://youtu.be/klrHm7AMaII
Referenced Tracks:
- DK Rap
- Bowman's Credit Score
- track:anthem-canmt
Sampled Tracks:
- DK Rap
- Bowman's Credit Score
- track:anthem-canmt
Lyrics: |-
(Bowman: I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.
Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.
The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money.
I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty.
Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score.
This number is between my buttocks.
This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty.
The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money.
But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is?
It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks.
The number is seven hundred and twenty.
But do you know what number I'm thinking of?
I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
(SiIvaGunner: Thank you for showing me this. It is as bad as I had imagined)
(SiIvaGunner: This needs to stop.)
(Bowman: I'm--) [shots]
(SiIvaGunner: Let this be your last warning, Cool and New Music Team)
(SiIvaGunner: Let's go, my friend, and hope they have learned their lesson about overdone memes)
(SiIvaGunner: Wait, what is this? A high quality video game rip? I will take this too)
(SiIvaGunner: Come along, [[artist:no-funny-name]])
Commentary: |-
Makin:
This is the only track on the album that was made specifically for it.
We had a Bowman's Credit Score problem. If you've listened to [[album:cool-and-new-volume-sx]], you know that already.
The track parodies the parody music team SiIvagunner's "lore", by having the man himself show up and kill Bowman in the middle of the laziest mashup yet. It represents the very real ban of credit score rips in the CANMT. After this album, you'll see them vanish (until he gets revived by Stutzman in BOWMANIA's lore 2: the revengening anyway, it's exactly like in Star Trek: The Search for Spock).
[[artist:no-funny-name]] is dramatically revealed as the traitor, referencing his fake persona's lore (i.e. [[track:the-beginning-of-something]]).
In a way, this was the true Revenge of the GiIvasunner-- [shots]
---
Track: Mayor Retaliate
Artists:
- Bin
Duration: '01:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mayor-retaliate
- https://youtu.be/4rmQTmDcq70
Referenced Tracks:
- Megalo Strike Back
Sampled Tracks:
- Mayor Maynot
---
Track: Scribblenautomic Funeral Pyre
Artists:
- Bin
Duration: '00:57'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/scribblenautomic-funeral-pyre
- https://youtu.be/WFnDdA8nREU
Referenced Tracks:
- Tribal Ebonpyre
- Gardens 1 (Scribblenauts)
- Dramophone
Sampled Tracks:
- Tribal Ebonpyre
- Gardens 1 (Scribblenauts)
- Dramophone
---
Track: ToonGrl
Artists:
- Bin
Duration: '00:55'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/toongrl
- https://youtu.be/U6kODuh5BMk
Referenced Tracks:
- GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix)
- Toon World
Sampled Tracks:
- GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix)
- Toon World
---
Track: i made this song 3 years ago
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Duration: '01:28'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-made-this-song-3-years-ago
- https://youtu.be/1CB6uZVLqt4
---
Track: Ruses
Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Duration: '01:13'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ruses
- https://youtu.be/_7JPjpa0zjA
---
Track: 'Deaf Injustice: Ignoration!! (original version)'
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Duration: '02:42'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/deaf-injustice-ignoration-original-version
- https://youtu.be/pdgsUZ4tfMU
Referenced Tracks:
- Problem Sleuth Theme
- 'BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!'
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: Lord Spanish 8-bit (original version)
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Duration: '01:10'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lord-spanish-8-bit-original-version
- https://youtu.be/pdgsUZ4tfMU
Referenced Tracks:
- Lord Spanish
---
Track: Madame Supersawversielle
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Duration: '02:51'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/madame-supersawversielle
- https://youtu.be/UZnw6bTaVeY
Referenced Tracks:
- Madame Controversielle
---
Track: The Ascended Twilight Fangirl (draft version)
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Duration: '01:24'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-ascended-twilight-fangirl-draft-version
- https://youtu.be/06_wwUl1OT0
Referenced Tracks:
- Darling Kanaya
- Jade Sylph
- Gardener
---
Track: Megalovania!
Directory: megalovania-canwc-sound-test
Artists:
- Discfortune
Duration: '00:22'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalovania
- https://youtu.be/imLkqNikwxY
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
---
Track: Savior of the Wind Waker
Artists:
- Discfortune
Duration: '00:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-the-wind-waker
- https://youtu.be/7_04OC8HDDI
Referenced Tracks:
- Savior of the Waking World
---
Track: Creata Nightcore
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: '04:06'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/creata-nightcore
- https://youtu.be/9Q2TpstKfz8
Referenced Tracks:
- Creata
---
Track: Doctor chan (unfucked)
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: '00:48'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-chan-unfucked
- https://youtu.be/fFvBvQXWdj4
Referenced Tracks:
- track:doctor
---
Track: Hoenn Cascade
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: '13:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hoenn-cascade
- https://youtu.be/17GIXW7mu0s
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade
---
Track: Hoenn Doctor
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: '00:56'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hoenn-doctor
- https://youtu.be/52ZQPZaZLRA
Referenced Tracks:
- track:doctor
---
Track: Hoenn Vale
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: '04:27'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hoenn-vale
- https://youtu.be/T2jZovYFMks
Referenced Tracks:
- track:carne-vale
---
Track: Hoennsetter
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: '02:01'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hoennsetter
- https://youtu.be/dEaIlA0NwyQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
---
Track: 'Minish on Kazoo: the Movie: the Game: the Comic: the Anime Opening'
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: '04:01'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/minish-on-kazoo-the-movie-the-game-the-comic-the-anime-opening
- https://youtu.be/aojOgCk58BI
Referenced Tracks:
- A Cruel Angel's Thesis
---
Track: Snow Phantasm
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: '00:13'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/snow-phantasm
- https://youtu.be/caP0dcc7MOY
Referenced Tracks:
- Snow halation
- track:penumbra-phantasm
---
Track: ULTIMATE LEITMOTIF MIX
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: '00:15'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultimate-leitmotif-mix
- https://youtu.be/lbID4dEVi-U
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Cascade (Beta)
- track:doctor
- track:sburban-jungle
- track:showtime-original-mix
---
Track: Revival
Artists:
- flamingfusion
Duration: '00:45'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/revival
- https://youtu.be/uDXsWcVJ3CE
Referenced Tracks:
- Get Up
Sampled Tracks:
- Get Up
---
Track: Strings (Without Ruins)
Artists:
- greenTetrahedron
Duration: '00:40'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/strings-without-ruins
- https://youtu.be/Ts1B45YwDAo
---
Track: Decelerate
Artists:
- Griever
Duration: '02:24'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/decelerate
- https://youtu.be/itDOqQVM880
Referenced Tracks:
- The Stardust Man Appears
Sampled Tracks:
- The Stardust Man Appears
Lyrics: |-
[META] SuicidalSushi and mindbleach: Slow your roll
self.homestuck submitted 1 year ago by wade5454
You two like to post a bunch of things about Homestuck from tumblr and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/homestuck and I'm met with pages of posts by mindbleach or SuicidalSushi, with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing.
/r/Homestuck has always operated with discussion posts, communitystuck, and other such self-posts.
These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat homestuck comix and art"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers.
Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here.
(Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.)
I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the discussion and more community-esque posts.
Homestuck brought me to the sub, the community made me stay.
This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/homestuck.
Commentary: |-
Makin:
Reference to this infamous reddit post.
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Track: Do You Remem8er That Time We Chased a Serial Killer
Artists:
- Griever
Duration: '02:47'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/do-you-remem8er-that-time-we-chased-a-serial-killer
- https://youtu.be/zNKtkXSSb6U
Referenced Tracks:
- Do You Remem8er Me
- chase
Sampled Tracks:
- Do You Remem8er Me
- chase
Lyrics: |-
Taisetsu na mono wo ubawaresou
Nichijou ni magirekonda akuma
Heion nara tokku ni kuzuresatteru
Nanigenai soshite, sarigenai
Kidzukanai uchi ni ubawareteita
Torikaeshi ni iku nara ima sa
Tsuranuita ya no you na surudosa de
Butsukeau kokoro wa utsukushii
Doko mademo Chase You
Itsumo Chase You
Ore wa Chase You nigeba wa nai
Hashiridase Chase You
Asu mo Chase You
Tatakitsuketeyaru nosa
Shouhai wo wakeru nowa
Shuunen sa dakara I Chase You
Tsuranuita ya no you na surudosa de
Butsukeau kokoro wa utsukushii
Doko mademo Chase You
Itsumo Chase You
Ore wa Chase You nigeba wa nai
Hashiridase Chase You
Asu mo Chase You
Tatakitsuketeyaru nosa
Ch ch chase You
Ch ch chase You
Ch ch chase You yume wo miteita yo
Ch ch chase You
Ch ch chase You mada same wa shinai
Shouhai wo wakeru nowa
Shuunen sa dakara I Chase You
---
Track: Everything is Circular, if it Rotates
Artists:
- Griever
Duration: '01:21'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/everything-is-circular-if-it-rotates
- https://youtu.be/smHFiMwN-_Y
Referenced Tracks:
- Roundabout
- track:sburban-jungle
Sampled Tracks:
- Roundabout
- track:sburban-jungle
---
Track: the day of all teh blood!
Artists:
- Griever
Duration: '04:28'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-day-of-all-teh-blood
- https://youtu.be/ThQE3VKgQ1E
Referenced Tracks:
- BLOODY STREAM
- track:carne-vale
Sampled Tracks:
- BLOODY STREAM
- track:carne-vale
---
Track: Yoshikage Nepeta
Artists:
- Griever
Duration: '01:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/yoshikage-nepeta
- https://youtu.be/-wYNyVwbOb8
Referenced Tracks:
- Nepeta's Theme
- Killer Queen
Sampled Tracks:
- Nepeta's Theme
- Killer Queen
---
Track: a twang
Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '00:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-twang
- https://youtu.be/XFE2gXmYeig
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Meet the Flintstones
- Snow halation
---
Track: Deadly Planet (Before. 2 Beta)
Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '01:33'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-planet-before-2-beta
- https://youtu.be/7_g8cBtCo9g
Referenced Tracks:
- Alternia
---
Track: Grubian Residential District
Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '00:51'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/grubian-residential-district
- https://youtu.be/nHWIFdwy4-Q
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
---
Track: its a project that i worked on and then didnt care about anymore
Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '00:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-a-project-that-i-worked-on-and-then-didnt-care-about-anymore
- https://youtu.be/iJwu_VWnjtU
---
Track: its megaman except the song is homestuck too
Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '00:53'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-megaman-except-the-song-is-homestuck-too
- https://youtu.be/MSqSCrIjiOM
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
- Meet the Flintstones
---
Track: its music mmbaby
Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '00:56'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-music-mmbaby
- https://youtu.be/odZPQmXn4Fs
Referenced Tracks:
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
- track:doctor
- track:umbral-ultimatum
- track:endless-climb
---
Track: Like Jimmy, Like Flash
Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '00:46'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/like-jimmy-like-flash
- https://youtu.be/ADHMGmA1NXY
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- track:endless-climb
---
Track: Soulward Movement (Davepeta owns)
Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '02:05'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/soulward-movement-davepeta-owns
- https://youtu.be/SMmGVSvSk5w
Referenced Tracks:
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- Walls Covered in Blood
- Olive Rogue
- track:endless-climb
Sampled Tracks:
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
---
Track: Megalovania (Marimbakind)
Artists:
- Interrobang
Duration: '01:07'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalovania-marimbakind
- https://youtu.be/zYxdrcOr2gQ
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
---
Track: NGS.mp3
Artists:
- Interrobang
Duration: '00:50'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ngs-mp3
- https://youtu.be/S3Iikh-xDPw
Referenced Tracks:
- Negastrife
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
---
Track: Rap Test (the doggo rap)
Artists:
- Interrobang
- Noisemaker
Duration: '00:28'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rap-test-the-doggo-rap
- https://youtu.be/3glYXbjwPUc
Referenced Tracks:
- DK Rap
Sampled Tracks:
- DK Rap
Commentary: |-
Makin:
This track references 'Borf' by [[artist:noisemaker]], but it was apparently never released.
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Track: cool and new Jungle (Beta Mix)
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '02:24'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-jungle-beta-mix
- https://youtu.be/3upUY-_Phc8
Referenced Tracks:
- Homestuck Anthem
- track:sburban-jungle
- Another Jungle
- Fighting Spirit
---
Track: A Synth Thing (WIP Name)
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '02:01'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-synth-thing-wip-name
- https://youtu.be/vuoHS8KDUOg
Referenced Tracks:
- track:beatdown-strider-style
- track:sburban-jungle
---
Track: Endless Fall
Artists:
- loading
Duration: '01:24'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/endless-fall
- https://youtu.be/dWXPez_rCKU
Referenced Tracks:
- track:endless-climb
---
Track: Over the hat
Artists:
- loading
Duration: '01:11'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/over-the-hat
- https://youtu.be/O3gsaGaDf3I
Referenced Tracks:
- track:under-the-hat
---
Track: Showup
Artists:
- loading
Duration: '01:41'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/showup
- https://youtu.be/lBLNwcz2FaA
Referenced Tracks:
- Showdown
---
Track: Moonstepper
Artists:
- loading
Duration: '01:59'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonstepper
- https://youtu.be/EJrT_koLyiM
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
---
Track: Moonsideways
Artists:
- loading
Duration: '02:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonsideways
- https://youtu.be/sV1wxaoWc-M
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
---
Track: Bowman's long long long time
Artists:
- Makin
Duration: '02:36'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmans-long-long-long-time
- https://youtu.be/oGI3uPTGoDw
Referenced Tracks:
- Dawn of Man
---
Track: Build Up Speed FOR THREE YEARS
Artists:
- Makin
Duration: '03:27'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/build-up-speed-for-three-years
- https://youtu.be/sBfRphT6P_Q
Referenced Tracks:
- Cave Dungeon (Super Mario 64)
- Flare
Sampled Tracks:
- Cave Dungeon (Super Mario 64)
- Flare
---
Track: Crazy Elevator
Artists:
- Makin
Duration: '02:25'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/crazy-elevator
- https://youtu.be/wC-OWFvVV4c
Referenced Tracks:
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- Crazy Bus Title Screen
Sampled Tracks:
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- Crazy Bus Title Screen
---
Track: derse gon give it to ya (brief)
Artists:
- Makin
Duration: '00:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/derse-gon-give-it-to-ya-brief
- https://youtu.be/sa5JfdmlnYQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Derse Dreamers
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
Sampled Tracks:
- Derse Dreamers
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
---
Track: Dr. Euphemism (demonic mix) (makin is bored edition)
Artists:
- Makin
Duration: '01:05'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dr-euphemism-demonic-mix-makin-is-bored-edition
- https://youtu.be/Lk7ilXY684Y
Referenced Tracks:
- The Nutshack Intro
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
Sampled Tracks:
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
---
Track: EPIC ALCHEMY MONTAGE
Artists:
- Makin
Duration: '00:25'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/epic-alchemy-montage
- https://youtu.be/d6Tu6H9nRz4
Sampled Tracks:
- The Legend of Zelda
Commentary: |-
Makin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPgd8FTQZfA
---
Track: justice must be a serve (no sirens)
Artists:
- Makin
Duration: '01:42'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/justice-must-be-a-serve-no-sirens
- https://youtu.be/DJGdcZSoGsU
Referenced Tracks:
- Post-Apocalyptic Fedora
---
Track: Parade of Man
Artists:
- Makin
Duration: '04:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/parade-of-man
- https://youtu.be/OEx7l8XHjX4
Referenced Tracks:
- Parade
- Dawn of Man
Sampled Tracks:
- Parade
- Dawn of Man
Commentary: |-
Makin:
Finally made it good over seven years later (see here).
---
Track: Penumbra Wubtasm (brief)
Artists:
- Makin
Duration: '00:27'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-wubtasm-brief
- https://youtu.be/xFuwwbDlEDc
Referenced Tracks:
- track:penumbra-phantasm
---
Track: NUT DAD
Artists:
- meems
Duration: '01:06'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nut-dad
- https://youtu.be/oDKrpbNl4_w
Referenced Tracks:
- The Nutshack Intro
Sampled Tracks:
- The Nutshack Intro
- Vinesauce Joel reacts to GRAND DAD
Lyrics: |-
Grand Dad! (x24)
---
Track: Maymerlovania
Artists:
- meems
Duration: '02:40'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/maymerlovania
- https://youtu.be/AD1DjlukCXQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Mayorlovania
Sampled Tracks:
- Mayorlovania
---
Track: Through Carne and Vale
Artists:
- meems
Duration: '04:23'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/through-carne-and-vale
- https://youtu.be/MX5FwZqBrlQ
Referenced Tracks:
- track:carne-vale
- Through the Fire and Flames
Sampled Tracks:
- track:carne-vale
- Through the Fire and Flames
---
Track: sburbon contdon without shit midi
Artists:
- Minish
Duration: '00:37'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sburbon-contdon-without-shit-midi
- https://youtu.be/LmNmhdKeP5g
---
Track: Oppa Hammer Style
Artists:
- meems
Duration: '05:37'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/oppa-hammer-style
- https://youtu.be/gNP7TIs9soA
Referenced Tracks:
- Oppa Toby Style
Sampled Tracks:
- Oppa Toby Style
---
Track: Hamburban Jangle
Artists:
- meems
Duration: '03:37'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hamburban-jangle
- https://youtu.be/pOiowBvYwVQ
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
Sampled Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
---
Track: Layers Uppon Layers Uphon Lahyers Upoon Lawyers Unpow Laryards Awnop Lanyeos Punwo Lyanerons
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Duration: '03:22'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/layers-uppon-layers-uphon-lahyers-upoon-lawyers-unpow-laryards-awnop-lanyeos-punwo-lyanerons
- https://youtu.be/LiIf8T347jw
Referenced Tracks:
- Layers Upon Layers [Build]
Sampled Tracks:
- Layers Upon Layers [Build]
---
Track: wade.mp3
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Duration: '01:03'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wade-mp3
- https://youtu.be/wiLaCVEw_xA
Referenced Tracks:
- track:conflict
Sampled Tracks:
- track:conflict
Lyrics: |-
Slow your roll-slow your roll-slow your roll
Slow your roll!
(Slow your roll, slow your roll, slow your roll, slow your roll) (until track ends)
You two like to post a bunch of things about Homestuck from tumblr and the like.
While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/homestuck and I'm met with pages of posts by mindbleach or SuicidalSushi, with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else.
You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing.
/r/Homestuck has always operated with discussion posts, communitystuck, and other such self-posts.
These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat homestuck comix and art"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers.
Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here.
(Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.)
I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the discussion and more community-esque posts.
Homestuck brought me to the sub, the community made me stay.
This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/homestuck.
Commentary: |-
Makin:
Reference to this infamous reddit post.
---
Track: '*xplore'
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Duration: '02:26'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/xplore
- https://youtu.be/p56ZsL0wqt8
Referenced Tracks:
- track:explore
Sampled Tracks:
- track:explore
---
Track: Harlecoaster (Lame and Old)
Artists:
- Ngame
Duration: '00:56'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harlecoaster-lame-and-old
- https://youtu.be/AKOmYmkBYiM
Referenced Tracks:
- Harlecoaster
Sampled Tracks:
- Harlecoaster
---
Track: Tycoontime (Lame and Old)
Artists:
- Ngame
Duration: '00:56'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoontime-lame-and-old
- https://youtu.be/xU8XzzyoIcw
Referenced Tracks:
- Tycoontime
Sampled Tracks:
- Tycoontime
---
Track: How I learned to stop worrying and love the spiderbitch
Artists:
- nunndoes
Duration: '04:31'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-spiderbitch
- https://youtu.be/KPBIolwmKe4
Referenced Tracks:
- Spider8ite!!!!!!!!
Sampled Tracks:
- Spider8ite!!!!!!!!
- DK Rap
- Enormous Penis
Lyrics: |-
In this world there is no
(Place) for people like you
I'll exterminate you
With my (COCONUT GUN)
In my world there is no
(Place) for weaklings like you
I'll exterminate you
With my (COCONUT GUN)
In this world there is no
Place for people like you
I'll exterminate you
With my (COCONUT GUN)
In my world there is no
Place for weaklings like you
I'll exterminate you
With my (COCONUT GUN)
In my world there is no
Place for weaklings like you
I'll exterminate you
With my (ENORMOUS PENIS)
In my world there is no
Place for weaklings like you
I'll exterminate you
With my (ENORMOUS PENIS)
In my world there is no
Place for weaklings like you
I'll exterminate you
With (sweet [unintelligible])
In my world there is no
Place for weaklings like you
I'll exterminate you
With (sweet [unintelligible])
---
Track: Theory
Artists:
- nunndoes
Duration: '00:28'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/theory
- https://youtu.be/5X1rpTZKsko
Referenced Tracks:
- Science Blaster
Sampled Tracks:
- Science Blaster
- The Game Theorists
---
Track: Why don't we use this leitmotif often anymore
Artists:
- nunndoes
Duration: '05:30'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/why-dont-we-use-this-leitmotif-often-anymore
- https://youtu.be/wYPkvFMwe6Q
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Sampled Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: "I put a harmony midi into a japanese 9 bit converter program"
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Duration: '03:39'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-put-a-harmony-midi-into-a-japanese-9-bit-converter-program
- https://youtu.be/hXT2cXyDIW4
Referenced Tracks:
- Harmony
---
Track: halator of the snowing world
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Duration: '02:30'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/halator-of-the-snowing-world
- https://youtu.be/wc9sI4bvBo0
Referenced Tracks:
- Savior of the Waking World
- Snow halation
Sampled Tracks:
- DK Rap
- Savior of the Waking World
- Snow halation
Lyrics: |-
He- He- He- Here we go!
Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi (This feeling, it's strange, isn't it?)
Sora kara futte kita mitai (It's almost as though it came fluttering down from the sky)
Todokete (Ring out)
Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?)
Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (I can't wait for our feelings to resonate)
Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love)
Isoide (Hurry up)
Itsu no ma ni ka ookiku nari sugita "True emotion" (Before I knew it, my true emotions grew too large to contain)
Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (I can't wait for our feelings to resonate)
Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love)
Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne (Even in this mild fever, I can't hesitate)
Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start! (I'll accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!)
Yume dake miteru you ja tsurai yo (It's painful to never do more than dream of it)
Koibito wa kimi tte iitai! (I want you to be mine!)
Yasashii me ga tomadotteru iya da yo (I don't want to be bewildered by your gentle eyes)
Todokete (Ring out)
Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?)
Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (I can't wait for our feelings to resonate)
Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love)
---
Track: Meeeeeeeegalovania
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Duration: '00:33'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/meeeeeeeegalovania
- https://youtu.be/Kk5nNd7W32Y
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
Sampled Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
---
Track: meme suicide - dilbert yon
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Duration: '00:55'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/meme-suicide-dilbert-yon
- https://youtu.be/0Igu3hTYjgI
Referenced Tracks:
- Takyon (Death Yon)
- Killers
Sampled Tracks:
- Takyon (Death Yon)
- Killers
---
Track: missathing.midi
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Duration: '05:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/missathing-midi
- https://youtu.be/WjttQ4OUT0Y
Referenced Tracks:
- track:i-dont-want-to-miss-a-thing-aerosmith
Sampled Tracks:
- track:i-dont-want-to-miss-a-thing-aerosmith
---
Track: seinstones
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Duration: '00:13'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/seinstones
- https://youtu.be/9yGBWJtSzlE
Referenced Tracks:
- Meet the Flintstones
---
Track: the original ass blast track - aka the full ballad of carnival wilson
Directory: ballad-of-carnival-wilson-full
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Duration: '01:43'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-original-ass-blast-track-aka-the-full-ballad-of-carnival-wilson
- https://youtu.be/iHWBAjKW3Jw
---
Track: this one will be actual quality track (aka just kidding, it's meme trash) (VERY LOUD)
Directory: actual-quality-track-meme-trash
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Duration: '01:51'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/this-one-will-be-actual-quality-track-aka-just-kidding-its-meme-trash-very-loud
- https://youtu.be/ISbd9gHFpqc
Referenced Tracks:
- Crystamanthequins
Sampled Tracks:
- Crystamanthequins
Lyrics: |-
I'm not transcribing this.
---
Track: Cat Song
Artists:
- Wights End
Duration: '00:32'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cat-song
- https://youtu.be/b26bmRzsY6I
Referenced Tracks:
- Misery Loves Company
---
Track: Doggie Village
Artists:
- Wights End
Duration: '00:57'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doggie-village
- https://youtu.be/CLuh2yll4HA
Referenced Tracks:
- Temmie Village
Sampled Tracks:
- Michael Bowman Remix
---
Track: Dogsong (Unoriginal Mix)
Artists:
- Wights End
Duration: '01:21'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dogsong-unoriginal-mix
- https://youtu.be/5eGxmdud4vk
Referenced Tracks:
- Dogsong
- Snow halation
Sampled Tracks:
- Dogsong
---
Track: err of greif (original mix)
Artists:
- Wights End
Duration: '06:44'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/err-of-greif-original-mix
- https://youtu.be/yXpe5AvCS9o
Referenced Tracks:
- track:heir-of-grief
- Knife's Edge
- track:MeGaLoVania
- track:umbral-ultimatum
Sampled Tracks:
- Knife's Edge
---
Track: MaTEM Controversielle
Artists:
- Wights End
Duration: '02:50'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/matem-controversielle
- https://youtu.be/Rx255_Er5Xk
Referenced Tracks:
- Madame Controversielle
---
Track: Through the Iron and the Knights (Original Version)
Artists:
- Wights End
Duration: '03:17'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/through-the-iron-and-the-knights-original-version
- https://youtu.be/ZGKqh_AV04A
Referenced Tracks:
- Iron Knight
- Through the Fire and Flames
Sampled Tracks:
- Iron Knight
- Through the Fire and Flames
Lyrics: |-
On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in hell's domain, we watch them as they go
In fire and pain, now once again we know
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment to their eyes
Running back through the mid-morning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars
In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny this time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight
And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality
All alone in desperation, now the time has gone
Lost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
We fought so hard now can we understand
I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
For freedom of every man
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
---
Track: VriSKA (Alt Mix)
Artists:
- Wights End
Duration: '01:09'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vriska-alt-mix
- https://youtu.be/Iafc59-Yrko
Referenced Tracks:
- VriSKA
- Gangnam Style
Sampled Tracks:
- Gangnam Style
---
Track: Pebumbera
Artists:
- Aris Martinian
Duration: '00:25'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pebumbera
- https://youtu.be/7CRyXw9JYTU
Referenced Tracks:
- track:penumbra-phantasm
---
Track: -3x piano solo
Artists:
- Shwan
Duration: '04:10'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/3x-piano-solo
- https://youtu.be/yDFC2cs2VwA
Referenced Tracks:
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
- track:harlequin
- track:aggrieve
- track:skies-of-skaia
- track:atomyk-ebonpyre
- Liquid Negrocity
- track:sburban-jungle
- track:chorale-for-jaspers
- track:dissension-original
- track:doctor
- track:explore
- track:endless-climb
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- Crystalanthemums
- track:revelawesome
- track:beatdown-strider-style
- track:the-beginning-of-something-really-excellent
- track:carefree-victory
---
Track: A major in doctor
Artists:
- Shwan
Duration: '00:57'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-major-in-doctor
- https://youtu.be/IZk6OKX-2Ro
Referenced Tracks:
- track:doctor
---
Track: mooncrotales
Artists:
- Shwan
Duration: '02:19'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mooncrotales
- https://youtu.be/FkiCaTv6Sd4
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
---
Track: Moonweirder??!!?
Artists:
- Shwan
Duration: '02:50'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonweirder
- https://youtu.be/dr4Ft1otopA
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
---
Track: Show-Sburb-Setter
Artists:
- Shwan
Duration: '03:14'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/show-sburb-setter
- https://youtu.be/z7nhmzHVUD8
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
- track:showtime-original-mix
- Moonsetter
---
Track: A E S T H E T O B Y S T Y L E
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Duration: '03:13'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-e-s-t-h-e-t-o-b-y-s-t-y-l-e
- https://youtu.be/gWh3Gb0X-CwCecily Renn
Referenced Tracks:
- Oppa Toby Style
Sampled Tracks:
- Oppa Toby Style
---
Track: Bowman Boogie
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Duration: '01:39'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-boogie
- https://youtu.be/Lk7Tn3ILwiU
Referenced Tracks:
- Jungle Boogie
- Michael Bowman Remix
Sampled Tracks:
- Michael Bowman Remix
- Backyard Fun
---
Track: Harmonize (Beta)
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Duration: '05:33'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harmonize-beta
- https://youtu.be/vhEq07X8npM
Referenced Tracks:
- Harmonize
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
Sampled Tracks:
- Harmonize
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
Lyrics: |-
Oh Diet Dr Pepper is the flavor that I savor
It's sweet and spicy, totally unique
It makes me want to sing this song about my soft drink saviour
That brings me joy when everything looks bleak
Oh Diet Dr Pepper by the can or by the twenty
I drink them morning, afternoon, and night
---
Track: I'd like to see your hexagon
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Duration: '02:14'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/id-like-to-see-your-hexagon
- https://youtu.be/KQpJhB5y2uQ
Referenced Tracks:
- I'd like to see your diploma
- track:focus
Sampled Tracks:
- I'd like to see your diploma
- track:focus
---
Track: K.K. Doctor
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Duration: '01:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/k-k-doctor
- https://youtu.be/bhhvCDNWZu0
Referenced Tracks:
- track:doctor
---
Track: Pepper Nadsat
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Duration: '00:10'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pepper-nadsat
- https://youtu.be/8CT3JtDei8o
Referenced Tracks:
- Pepper Steak
- Carbon Nadsat / Cuestick Genius
Sampled Tracks:
- Pepper Steak
- Carbon Nadsat / Cuestick Genius
---
Track: The Baby Is The Doctor
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Duration: '00:50'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-baby-is-the-doctor
- https://youtu.be/DaGScLNZUcg
Referenced Tracks:
- The Baby is You
- track:doctor
Sampled Tracks:
- The Baby is You
- track:doctor
---
Track: A Day When The Sun Is Shining
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: '01:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-day-when-the-sun-is-shining
- https://youtu.be/RIvTEQf1vkg
---
Track: A Wanted Cry For Pleasant Recompense
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: '02:01'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-wanted-cry-for-pleasant-recompense
- https://youtu.be/mqzoePJr_WQ
---
Track: Approaching Foe
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: '02:38'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/approaching-foe
- https://youtu.be/trdglNcbjhU
Referenced Tracks:
- track:penumbra-phantasm
---
Track: Doctor (Help I'm choking MIX)
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: '00:55'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-help-im-choking-mix
- https://youtu.be/DbzISAMWBFI
Referenced Tracks:
- track:doctor
---
Track: Fantastic Exposition
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: '00:47'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fantastic-exposition
- https://youtu.be/X4m1cEJ0bFg
---
Track: Good song (probs)
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: '00:33'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/good-song-probs
- https://youtu.be/VjkmoVc_4aI
---
Track: Velvet Village
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: '01:13'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/velvet-village
- https://youtu.be/q4ML2-_9FeA
---
Track: Running
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: '01:24'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/running
- https://youtu.be/GAOyt3XjiPE
---
Track: 'Reveloshowtime: Waking up the radiation'
Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Duration: '02:06'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/reveloshowtime-waking-up-the-radiation
- https://youtu.be/v8sXEsdiVsQ
Referenced Tracks:
- track:revelawesome
- track:showtime-original-mix
---
Track: sung for dady jhon
Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Duration: '02:03'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sung-for-dady-jhon
- https://youtu.be/ZAtqSPoMiho
Referenced Tracks:
- track:showtime-remix
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Sampled Tracks:
- track:showtime-remix
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: Coasterlovania
Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Duration: '02:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/coasterlovania
- https://youtu.be/sVtjmHqtUak
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Sampled Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: hey now, youre a god tier
Artists:
- sylvarn
Duration: '02:27'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hey-now-youre-a-god-tier
- https://youtu.be/bWpo2gf98R4
Referenced Tracks:
- Heir Conditioning
- All Star
Sampled Tracks:
- Heir Conditioning
- All Star
Lyrics: |-
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well
The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go (W-w-wacko)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold
It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars...
Somebody once asked, "Could I spare some change for gas?"
"I need to get myself away from this place"
I said, "Yep, what a concept"
I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change
Well
The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go (Go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold...
---
Track: PuMpKinPaRtyVania
Artists:
- sylvarn
Duration: '01:42'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pumpkinpartyvania
- https://youtu.be/yD_02AoY2VE
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse
---
Track: Purple Terry
Artists:
- sylvarn
Duration: '03:45'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/purple-terry
- https://youtu.be/ExqFvyVKO8M
Referenced Tracks:
- Purple Tyrant
Sampled Tracks:
- Purple Tyrant
- Terry Crews Old Spice Commercials
---
Track: Solar Bonfire
Artists:
- sylvarn
Duration: '03:53'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/solar-bonfire
- https://youtu.be/ITOMdF1_Fto
Referenced Tracks:
- Solar Voyage
- Bonfire
Sampled Tracks:
- Solar Voyage
- Bonfire
Lyrics: |-
OK, it's Childish Gambino, home girl drop it like the NASDAQ
Move white girls like there's coke up my ass crack
Move black girls 'cause, man, fuck it, I'll do either
I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA
In Adidas with some short shorts, B-O-O all over me
My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery
This Asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef
My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es
Hot like a parked car
I sound weird like "nigga" with a hard "R"
Fly like the logo on my cousin's 440
Eatin' Oreos like these white girls that blow me
Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man
Hangin' in the islands, lookin' for Earl like Toejam
I made the beat retarded, so I'm callin' it a slow jam
Butcher and I know it, man, kill beef, go ham
These rappers are afraid of him
'Cause I'm a beast, bitch, Gir, Invader Zim
Gambino is a call girl, fuck you, pay me
Brand new whip for these niggas like slavery
Told me I was awful and that shit did not faze me
Tell me how I suck again, my memory is hazy
"You're my favorite rapper, now"
Yeah, dude, I better be
Or you can fuckin' kiss my ass, Human Centipede
You wanna see my girl? I ain't that dumb
You wanna see my girl? Check Maxim
"Man, why does every black actor gotta rap some?"
I don't know, all I know is I'm the best one
It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
I'm burnin' everything you motherfuckers talk about
It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
I'm burnin' everything you motherfuckers talk about
You know these rapper dudes talk shit, start killin'
Fuck that, got goons like an arch-villain
I'm from the South, ain't got no accent, don't know why
So this rap is child's play, I do my name like Princess Di
Yeah, they say they want the realness, rap about my real life
Told me I should just quit: "First of all, you talk white!
Second off, you talk like you haven't given up yet"
Rap's stepfather, yeah, you hate me but you will respect
I put in work, ask Ludwig
Put my soul on the track like shoes did
Played this for my cousin, now he can't even think straight
Black and white music? Now, nigga, that's a mixtape
Shoutout to my blerds, they represent the realness
Shoutout to Gambino, girls, my dick is in the building
I know you hate me 'cause your little cousin play me
And I like black girls who nerdy, but when they dance they be sayin' "Owww"
I'm sorry for who followed me
Chillin' with a Filipina at your local Jollibee
Yeah, I'm in her ass like sodomy
So if you see my hand under the table, don't bother me
I don't talk soft, that's that other guy
I'm screaming, "What the fuck is up?" like I ain't seen the sky
This shit I'm doin' this year? Insanity
Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony
These rappers don't know what to do
'Cause all I did was act me like a Looney Tune
And I'll give you all of me until there's nothing left
I swear this summer will be summer camp, bitch!
---
Track: Tere'z Is Theme
Artists:
- sylvarn
Duration: '01:08'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/terez-is-theme-2
- https://youtu.be/cS5KQ38xewY
Referenced Tracks:
- Terezi's Theme
---
Track: Terezi Nuts
Artists:
- sylvarn
Duration: '01:45'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/terezi-nuts
- https://youtu.be/AQaAAvhtMig
Referenced Tracks:
- Terezi Owns
- The Nutshack Intro
Sampled Tracks:
- Terezi Owns
- The Nutshack Intro
Lyrics: |-
It's the Nutshack! (Yo.) (Yee, yee.)
It's the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Hooaugh!) (Hey...)
It's the Nutshack! (Oh yeah!) (Ye-yeah!)
It's the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!) (Yeah, it's the Nutshack...)
It's the Nutshack! (Don't forget your boy Angel!)
It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) (Rainbow Scout...)
It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) (Yeah!)
It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack.)
It's the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It's the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
Hooaugh!
Phil's from the soul, Jack's from the P.I
Horatio the Horat so big-eyed
Tito Dick, "Dickman" baby
He reaised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack is cool and he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin (Ooh.)
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah (Week-ah!)
Phil's homegirl, God Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin' neither (No), shake it like a seizure
Hold on, let me spark this, take a breather (Yeaaah-hahah!)
Breathe the reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watching, son-sah?
It's the Nutshack! (Yah!)
It's the Nutshack! (Aaah!)
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack! (Yo.) (Yee, yee.)
It's the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Hooaugh!) (Hey...)
It's the Nutshack! (Oh yeah!) (Ye-yeah!)
It's the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!) (Yeah, it's the Nutshack...)
It's the Nutshack! (Don't forget your boy Angel!)
It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) (Rainbow Scout...)
It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nut--
---
Track: what if dance of thorns was a beating up people montage
Artists:
- sylvarn
Duration: '03:06'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/what-if-dance-of-thorns-was-a-beating-up-people-montage
- https://youtu.be/670PHywxyGQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Dance of Thorns
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
Sampled Tracks:
- Dance of Thorns
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
Lyrics: |-
Yeah, don't get it twisted
This rap shit is mine, motherfucker
It's not a fuckin' game
Fuck what you heard
It's what you hearin' (It's what you hearin')
It's what you hearin' (Listen)
It's what you hearin' (Listen)
It's what you hearin' (Listen)
X gon' give it to ya (What?)
Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh)
Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel
Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh)
But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah)
Damn right, and I'll do it again (Yeah)
'Cause I am light so I gots to win (Uh, uh, uh)
Break bread with the enemy (What?)
No matter how many cats I break bread with, I'll break who you sendin' me (Yeah)
You motherfuckers never wanted nothin' but your life saved (Uh)
Bitch, and that's on a light day (Give up)
I'm gettin' down (Down) like a nigga said "Freeze" (Uh)
But won't be the one endin' up on his knees
Bitch please, (Come on) if the only thing you cats did
Was came out to play, stay out my way, motherfucker
First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll!
Then we let it, pop go let it go! (What)
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll!
Then we let it, pop go let it go!
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
They ain't never gave nothin' to me (Yeah)
But every time I turn around cats got they hands out wantin' somethin' from me (Uh-huh)
I ain't got it, so you can't get it (Yeah)
Let's leave it at that 'cause I ain't with it (Yeah)
Hit it with full strength (What)
I'm a jail nigga, so I face the world like it's Earl in the bullpen
You against me, me against you (Uh, uh, uh, uh)
Whatever, whenever, nigga, fuck you gon' do?
I'm a wolf in sheep's clothin' (What)
Only nigga that you know who can chill, come back and get the streets open
I've been doin' this for nineteen years (What)
Niggas wanna fight me? Fight these tears (What)
I put in work and it's all for the kids (Uh)
But these cats done forgot what work is (Uh-huh)
They don't know who we be, lookin'
But they don't know who they see, nigga
First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll!
Then we let it, pop go let it go! (What)
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on)
First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll!
Then we let it, pop go let it go! (Come on)
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
Ayo, where my niggas at?
I know I got 'em down in the streets, give 'em love and they give it back (Ooh)
Talk too much for too long (What?)
Don't give up, you're too strong (What?)
Love to the wild, wild hunnids (Yeah)
Shout out to niggas that done it (Come on)
And it ain't even about the dough (Uh, uh, uh)
It's about gettin' down for what you stand for, yo, for real
First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll!
Then we let it, pop go let it go! (Come on)
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on)
First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll!
Then we let it, pop go let it go! (Come on)
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on)
First we gonna, rock! Then we gonna, roll!
Then we let it, pop go let it go! (Come on)
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to--
---
Track: Climbing Endlessly (Alpha Version)
Artists:
- Wheals
Duration: '00:57'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/climbing-endlessly-alpha-version
- https://youtu.be/I90FkzQhdwQ
Referenced Tracks:
- track:endless-climb
Sampled Tracks:
- track:endless-climb
---
Track: Droogtime (CD Version)
Artists:
- Wheals
Duration: '01:33'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/droogtime-cd-version
- https://youtu.be/RWRjNZksNpU
Referenced Tracks:
- Droogtime
---
Track: Stopless Climb
Artists:
- Wheals
Duration: '01:24'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stopless-climb
- https://youtu.be/OIORzyRPFc8
Referenced Tracks:
- track:endless-climb
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- All Star
- My Heart Will Go On
Sampled Tracks:
- track:endless-climb
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- All Star
- My Heart Will Go On
Lyrics: |-
The games will never stop
The games will never stop
The games will never stop
The games will never stop
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
The games will never stop
The games will never stop
The games will never stop coming
The games will never stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
The games will never stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
The games will never stop coming
My heart will go on and on
My heart will never stop coming
The games will never stop
The games will never stop
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
The games will never stop
The games will go on and on
---
Track: Lord Spanish 8-bit (bassline)
Artists:
- Kusoro
Duration: '01:10'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lord-spanish-8-bit-bassline
- https://youtu.be/UzlWRk8eEko
Referenced Tracks:
- Lord Spanish
Sampled Tracks:
- Lord Spanish
---
Track: Suburger
Artists:
- Kusoro
Duration: '00:09'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/suburger
- https://youtu.be/gWKwwT02W4c
Referenced Tracks:
- track:skies-of-skaia
---
Track: '[S] Jerry: Hammer'
Artists:
- meems
Duration: '00:52'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-jerry-hammer
- https://youtu.be/MDMvUIEL-uI
Referenced Tracks:
- Seinfeld Theme
Sampled Tracks:
- Seinfeld Theme
---
Track: Cascade and Knuckles
Artists:
- bobthetacocat
Duration: '12:57'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascade-and-knuckles
- https://youtu.be/6WMHyGndPYo
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade