Album: CANWC for the Holidays Date: October 30, 2016, 12:01 AM Date Added: August 18, 2023 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/canwc-for-the-holidays - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9R-ofsLG-ztzOmqYlOZlmW Cover Artists: - yazshu - tti Cover Art File Extension: png Art Tags: - Jhon - Jack Noir - Rose - Frogs Color: '#becccf' Groups: - Cool and New Music Team - Fandom Commentary: |- Ngame: ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Y_mDdbbv8&t=1830)) --- Track: ahahahahahahahahahahah, its XISTMAS you fat nasty trash Artists: - Wheals Cover Artists: - cookiefonster Cover Art File Extension: png Art Tags: - Sweet Bro - Hella Jeff Duration: '00:48' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ahahahahahahahahahahah-its-xistmas-you-fat-nasty-trash - https://youtu.be/BwPTHo5mISY Referenced Tracks: - xistmas soong --- Track: Christmas Countdown Artists: - ft-rj Cover Artists: - Shadok Cover Art File Extension: png Duration: '01:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/christmas-countdown - https://youtu.be/xI5Y71VVKuk Referenced Tracks: - Tick - Tock - Snow halation - Snowy --- Track: Christmas in September Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: - olkiswerve Cover Art File Extension: png Duration: '02:44' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/christmas-in-september - https://youtu.be/4tY4JOAkhCs Referenced Tracks: - track:sunslammer - Snowy - Freezeezy Peak - Snow halation - Tick - Tock - We Are Number One --- Track: A Very Moshi Christmas Artists: - artist:kobacat Cover Artists: - artist:avocado-canmt Art Tags: - Rose - Jhon Duration: '00:51' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-very-moshi-christmas - https://youtu.be/aaK_DEyVTgw Referenced Tracks: - Oppa Toby Style - Moshi Moshi? --- Track: Yule and New Artists: - meems Cover Artists: - artist:avocado-canmt Cover Art File Extension: png Duration: '03:22' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/yule-and-new - https://youtu.be/NHCj8iSC3z4 Referenced Tracks: - Carol of the Bells - Sburban Jungle - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - The One Horse Open Sleigh - Meet the Flintstones - Snow halation - It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas - Windmill Hut --- Track: Blaze (Cascarol cut of the Bells) Artists: - CreatorOfJanespeak Cover Artists: - nights Cover Art File Extension: png Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Rose - Skaia Duration: '01:38' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/blaze-cascarol-cut-of-the-bells - https://youtu.be/Z_aadcLbPuI Referenced Tracks: - Flare (Cascade) - Carol of the Bells --- Track: A Very "O" Christmas Artists: - TirantBacon - Bambosh - Wheals - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: - olkiswerve Art Tags: - Hecka Jef Contributors: - greenTetrahedron (vocals) Duration: '6:41' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-very-o-christmas - https://youtu.be/FwTCHv110Gs Referenced Tracks: - We Are Number One - track:megalovania-undertale Lyrics: |- A shining light so bright on the Internet Wriggling with shittiness ever so said Made by a man who is golly damn right I'm talking to you [[artist:o|o]] on behalf of the web site And when you see us shit out crappy complete guaranteed A musical shitfest that only I can plead We want to say thanks for making it right when it's wrong And making it mostly sometimes wrong when it is right So relax yourself, you deserve it of course Thinking of everything you made in retrospective discourse Or should I say [[artist:o|o]] course because the F is paid to respect When obviously what else would you even expect Happy holidays, I hope you get gifts higher than the high you even have be in order to be that guy When a guy like you comes right around it so often looked like a mystery, a riddle, wrapped in a... TV So when I say thanks, and on behalf of us all, we mean it well, I mean look at it all With all the memes accumulating as one, we wanna say thanks a ton for being there to answer our prayers While the Huss man eats his toblerone, and the internet gives him swears (Hey uh... drop a beat, [[artist:tirantbacon|Tirant]].) (Mmm. Mm-mm-yeah, that's— that's a nice beat. Okay, here we go.) Every day when I open the link to Homestuck I always feel a little-little twinge, a little twinge of conksuck But now the [[artist:o|o]] man's come to answer our prayers He's fresher than the fucking Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Updating his brand new comic, as cool as he can be Showing the absolute fuck out of that hack called Hussie So what I'm saying [[artist:o|o]], is that I appreciate your flavour And that you'll now be known As the Homestuck reader's saviour (Mm.) They say it's a Homestuck sequel This shit's even tighter than Prequel Even if you're as furry as [[artist:svix|Svix]] Cool and New make the perfect mix Even [[artist:bill-bolin|Bolin]] in his confessional Admits there is none more professional And the Scottish composer [[artist:malcolm-brown|Malcolm]] Weeps at this writing smoother than talcum Every morning with my bacon I'll go and salt alongside [[artist:makin|Makin]] Now it seems my salt is gone Cured, perchance, by [[artist:o|o]] and Jhon [Unintelligible] (Here's some... uh quality content from [[artist:cecily-renns|JohnJMemes]].) Hey! We're Cool and New, hey! We're Cool and New! Now listen closely Here's a little lesson for webcomics This is going down as the best gimmick If you wanna be like [[artist:toby-fox|Toby]] Cool and New You have to catch Andrew Hussie on the cue Just follow my memes, and shit around Be careful not to post those leaks (ARG) (No, don't post that!) We're Cool and New, hey! We're Cool and New! We're Cool and New! (Hahaha!) Now look at this song, that I have made When I hit play, be ready to quake! (Random screaming.) Uh, let's try something else Now watch and learn, here's the deal You slip and slide on this banana peel! (Hahaha ha ha ha... ha.) Hey! We're Cool and New, hey! (How long can he go on like this?) (I don't know. He's never tried to sing Cool and New Web Comic version... entire concept parody [Unintelligible]) We're Cool and New, hey! We're Cool and New! We're Cool and New, hey! We're Cool and New! We're Cool and New! We're Cool and New, hey hey! (We are Cool and New... we are number one.) (Back to [[artist:tirantbacon|Tirant]].) Okay that was silly And I kind of admit these doritos are getting Kinda chilly (Hot you dunkass!) Our appreciation for this webcomic is more than Cool and New That's right [[artist:o|o]] we're still talking to you It's about an ignited fixation of concentration causation That results in the fiery blazin' of fandom inflation Without the Cool and New, our thoughts of it all would be way past due And our interested infested uh re-rearranged contested ideas got molested By a man with all the fame and bold calamity And then taken over by lame and old insanity A wicked tyrannity And it makes people say [[artist:o|o]] my god [[artist:o|o]], reading off the script right now I think you're the guy that everyone knows how The-here's-you're... dude who's made a lot of shit come true And you're rocking the shitfest that is Cool and New So when I say thanks, I mean it well Ju-judging by the fact that we're pretty much still here lel Near enough it's been amazing adventure And even when Cool and New Web Comic's ended it will be quite the quencher Goodbye, I hope you have a Merry... Merry Halloween And from everyone on the Cool and New Web Comic, um, Music Team, we wish you all the best! (Thank you for Cool and New Web Comic! You're great dude! Goodnight.) Commentary: |- Cool and New Music Team: - "once a pon u time" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]] - "Epik rap" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]] - "THE O RAP" by [[artist:bambosh|Bambosh]] - "middle rap" with lyrics by [[artist:wheals|wheals]] and vocals by [[artist:greentetrahedron|greenTetrahedron]] - "We are Cool and New" by [[artist:cecily-renns|Cecily Renns]] - "Lats rap" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]] (It's a parody of [a very hussie christmas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLcp9uTVh3M), by toby fox) --- Track: We three normal character so far in CANWC of orient are Artists: - Shwan Cover Artists: - koykoy13 Cover Art File Extension: png Art Tags: - Rose - Kanaya - Jack Noir - Jhon Duration: '01:43' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/we-three-normal-character-so-far-in-canwc-of-orient-are - https://youtu.be/kwlwoQrcmuo Referenced Tracks: - We Three Kings --- Track: Pachelbel's Movement Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: - Shadok Cover Art File Extension: png Art Tags: - Dave - Lil Cal Duration: '02:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pachelbels-movement - https://youtu.be/KOKcX5TGuj4 Referenced Tracks: - Canon in D - Upward Movement (Dave Owns) --- Track: The Night Before Gristmas Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon (instrumental, writer) - Cloudaria (recitation) Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Duration: '01:36' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-night-before-gristmas - https://youtu.be/hrF14J9HXGU Sampled Tracks: - World's worst jazz band (Youtube video) Lyrics: |- Twas the night before gristmas—how apropros. Not a creature was stirring, not even Swet Bro. The hams were hung from the door by the lawn in hopes that Rose's virginity soon would be gone. Dabe Stidrer was nestled all snug in the chest stark naked, revealing his back and his breast. Femora with his handcuffs and Dad with his cakes had just settled into a car with no brakes. When in the backyard there arose such a clatter, they drove over there to see what was the matter. Away rolled the car as they drove far too fast, and into the lake, which was really quite vast. But behind them, they saw, as they sank down below, a huge rollercoaster (which made them go woah). And, what to their wondering eyes then emerged, but a cart flying towards them—they were quickly submerged. They climbed out of the car and crawled onto the lawn, and they knew then and there that the culprit was Jhon. He hopped in the coaster and flew off to Skaia so pooplice raised his gun and shot a papaya. It sailed through the air and smacked Jhon in the face but, alas, he was already distant in space. And he cried as he flew to the planets unknown, “its tiem to se if i can make roze moan” --- Track: Jhon killed Santa Artists: - GoomFloops Cover Artists: - Shadok Art Tags: - Jhon - Cool and New Music Team Cover Art File Extension: png Duration: '02:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-killed-santa - https://youtu.be/v-ISmEY_xPY Referenced Tracks: - Showtime (Original Mix) - The One Horse Open Sleigh - track:sburban-reversal - Beatdown (Strider Style) Lyrics: |- jhon: oh boy, it is christmas jhon: i, jhon egbret, am so excited jhon: come dabe, let's see what santa has gotten for us dabe: daddy i am here jhon: indeed, yes. now, let us open our presents in to impress rose and have a hot threeway. i can't wait to see what's in my present. oh dabe: what happened? did santa give you anything good daddy? daddy? DADDY? jhon: what the fuck santa this is fucking coal fuck you. i'm going to kill santa dabe: oh no daddy jhon jhon: let's fucking end this dabe dabe: okay daddy jhon: let's do this! dabe: you get him daddy! jhon: fuck you santa jhon: you underestimate the power of the ham dabe: you get him daddy! jhon: fight me, fuck you santa dabe: my turn daddy. fuck you for angering my daddy, santa. now die! --- Track: Hey guys, are pirates Halloween-themed? Oh, shoot... this is a Holiday-themed album... Directory: are-pirates-halloween-themed Artists: - '413' Cover Artists: - yazshu Art Tags: - Jhon - Jack Noir Duration: '00:19' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hey-guys-are-pirates-halloween-themed-oh-shoot-this-is-a-holiday-themed-album - https://youtu.be/0lgbivSnyt0 Sampled Tracks: - Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Teaser (Youtube video) --- Track: A Special Day In Medium Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - nights Cover Art File Extension: png Art Tags: - Dabe - Jaed - Hecka Jef - Jhon - Rose - Prospit Duration: '01:52' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-special-day-in-medium - https://youtu.be/0tG9u5EN7FY Referenced Tracks: - Derse Dreamers - Lotus --- Track: SnowAlLaVania Artists: - Ragzilla Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Art Tags: - Tavros - Terezi - 'cw: corpse' - 'cw: blood (abstract)' Duration: '02:16' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/snowallavania - https://youtu.be/SM8vPr-MyZ4 Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - Upward Movement (Dave Owns) --- Track: How Do I Live Without Christmas Artists: - SerialSymphony Cover Artists: - XenoZane Art Tags: - Jhon - Dabe Duration: '04:23' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-do-i-live-without-christmas - https://youtu.be/edhlFhEptnc Referenced Tracks: - How Do I Live --- Track: We are Cool and New (Hadron's Cut) Artists: - Hadron - TirantBacon - Cecily Renns (vocals) Cover Artists: - Hadron Cover Art File Extension: png Art Tags: - Jhon - Jack Noir - Hecka Jef - Rose Duration: '02:21' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/we-are-cool-and-new-hadrons-cut - https://youtu.be/xr-nR68U_4c Referenced Tracks: - We Are Number One Lyrics: |- (Hey!) (We're Cool and New) (Hey!) (We're Cool and New) Now listen closely Here's a little lesson for web comics This is going down as the best gimmick If you wanna be like Toby Cool and New You have to catch Andrew Hussie on the cue Just follow my memes, and shit around. Be careful not to post those leaks. [I'm thinking of a number] No, don't post that! (We're Cool and New) (Hey!) (We're Cool and New) HAHAHAH Now look at this song, that I have made When I hit play, be ready to quake (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) Uh, let's try something else Now watch and learn, here's the deal You slip and slide on this banana peel [author's notes, this verse is too good of a rhyme, i refuse to change this] (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) (We're Cool and New) (Hey!) (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) (We're Cool and New) (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) (We're Cool and New) (Hey!) (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) (We're Cool and New) (Hey!) (Hey!) --- Track: I used to have a high effort track here but then they said you can't bring credit score back so I just put a christmas song through the wub machine, I miss you bowman Directory: i-miss-you-bowman Artists: - Makin Cover Artists: - Shadok Cover Art File Extension: png Art Tags: - Jhon Duration: '01:15' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-used-to-have-a-high-effort-track-here-but-then-they-said-you-cant-bring-credit-score-back-so-i-just-put-a-christmas-song-through-the-wub-machine-i-miss-you-bowman - https://youtu.be/bEo4y5-r8Lo Referenced Tracks: - Billy the Bellsuit Diver Has Something to Say Lyrics: |- rry Merry Merry Chris rry Merry Merry Chris rry Merry Merry Chris rry Merry Merry Chris Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry Merry Chris Merry Chris Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry Merry Chris Merry Chris Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry Merry Chris Merry Chris Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry Merry Chris Merry Chris