Album: call and new
Date: September 23, 2016, 12:00:02
Date Added: August 18, 2023
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/call-and-new
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr8x2a7395wWFEW0ZCpHWDyj
Cover Artists:
- yazshu (center + title)
- CreatorOfJanespeak (Terexi)
- Makin (Dabe)
- imnotglasses (Jaed)
- cookiefonster (Femorafreack)
- XenoZane (Obana)
- jakkyr (Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite)
- BitesizeBird (Imp)
- Kusoro (Hecka Jef)
- Skyplayer (Fresh Jimmy)
- artist:avocado-canmt (Kraket)
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Terexi
- Dabe
- Jaed
- Femorafreack
- Obana
- Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite
- Underlings
- Hecka Jef
- Fresh Jimmy
- Kraket
- Salamanders (consort)
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Color: '#c0ffb0'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
    we did tihs [en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_whispers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_whispers)

    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    Every track remixes or references the one before it, with most musicians ignorant of the original track, like a broken telephone. The final track by [[artist:cecily-renns]] remixes every original melody in the album.

    <i>Ngame:</i>
    ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwYhJaWVePk&t=1560))
---
Track: Touchdown
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: 1:49
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/touchdown
- https://youtu.be/KhABphsqDYY
Referenced Tracks:
- track:in-the-beginning-basement-tale
---
Track: CONTACT
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: 0:41
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact
- https://youtu.be/p2GjJiciFro
Referenced Tracks:
- Touchdown
---
Track: First Contact
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Duration: 1:55
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/first-contact
- https://youtu.be/cNTfD6ro_Y4
Referenced Tracks:
- CONTACT
---
Track: Sunset Over Bright Future
Artists:
- Cerulean
Duration: 2:09
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunset-over-bright-future
- https://youtu.be/6EWI5QhmIIc
Referenced Tracks:
- First Contact
- 80sBeatDown
- OutRun
---
Track: Contact Established
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Duration: 2:09
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact-established
- https://youtu.be/DwHL5YWTi98
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunset Over Bright Future
- Mayor Maynot
Sampled Tracks:
- Mayor Maynot
Lyrics: |-
    May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may
    May yor may may yor yor
    May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may
    May yor may may yor yor

    May may may may yor may
---
Track: Contact Established (Unused Vocal Mix)
Artists:
- XenoZane
Duration: 2:09
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact-established-unused-vocal-mix
- https://youtu.be/HMFvYbX4USM
Referenced Tracks:
- Contact Established
- Crank That
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- The Nutshack Intro
- Snow halation
- Yo Home to Bel-Air
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Gangnam Style
Sampled Tracks:
- Contact Established
- Crank That
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- The Nutshack Intro
- Snow halation
- Yo Home to Bel-Air
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Gangnam Style
Lyrics: |-
    (Yuu)
    X gon' give it to ya (What?)
    Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh)
    Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real
    With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel
    Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh)
    But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah)
    Damn right, and I'll do it again (Yeah)
    'Cause I am light so I gots to win (Uh, uh, uh)

    Phil's from the soul, Jack's from the P.I
    Horatio the Horat so big-eyed
    Tito Dick, "Dickman" baby
    He reaised Phil and loves the ladies

    Jack is cool and he's lazy, he's still learnin'
    Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin (Ooh.)
    Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah (Week-ah!)
    Phil's homegirl, God Jack wanna keep her

    But it's not happenin' neither (No), shake it like a seizure
    Hold on, let me spark this, take a breather (Yeaaah-hahah!)
    Breathe the reefer in my lungs
    I got grapes, what you watching—

    Todokete (<i>Ring out</i>)
    Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (<i>Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?</i>)
    (May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may)

    Now this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
    (May yor may may yor yor)

    In West Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground is where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
    (May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may)

    When a couple of guys who were up to no good
    Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
    (May yor may may yor yor)

    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    Op, op, op, op, op, op, op, op, op op op op op op (May may may may yor may)
---
Track: The Connection
Artists:
- Kusoro
Duration: 2:30
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-connection
- https://youtu.be/ZjTJKVN7lzo
Referenced Tracks:
- Contact Established (Unused Vocal Mix)
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Doctor
- Sburban Jungle
- Lotus
- Cascade (Beta)
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- Skies of Skaia
- Explore
- Endless Climb
- Penumbra Phantasm
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- Liquid Negrocity
- Aggrieve
- Virgin Orb
---
Track: Stay in Touch
Artists:
- Wheals
Duration: 2:11
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stay-in-touch
- https://youtu.be/ZjFavm2I9o8
Referenced Tracks:
- The Connection
- Do You Remem8er Me
---
Track: Connection Scrambled
Artists:
- Griever
Duration: 4:20
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/connection-scrambled
- https://youtu.be/CLscf2jDfos
Referenced Tracks:
- Stay in Touch
- The Stains of Time (Maniac Agenda Mix)
# Sampled Tracks:
# - I Can't Believe You've Done This
# - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
# - Jontron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtgRBjEZp0
# - Arrested Development S01E02
# - Kid Screaming At Black Ops PART 2
# - Shadow the Hedgehog
# - The Office S05E09
Lyrics: |-
    (Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.)

    (Oh my God!)
    (Oh shit!)
    (Oh, no!)
    (Oh, no!)
    (Shit!)
    (I don't like where this is going.)
    Wash away the anger (Oh my god, we're having a fire! ...Sale. Oh, the burning!)
    Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain
    The droplets falling gently down on the terrain (Oh, no!)
    Wash away the sorrow all the stains of time
    (That's right, get noscoped!) But there's no memory it's only dry inside (Get noscooooooped!)

    (Oh, no!) (It's the Nutshack!) In the mud and sinking deeper
    (Oh, no!) (It's the Nutshack!) Into a peaceful life
    And it will come (It's the Nutshack!) (Oh shit!) Like a flood of pain
    Pouring down on me (Oh my God!) (It's the Nutshack!)

    And it will not let up
    Until the end is here (Son of a bitch!)
    And it will come through the darkest day (Smoke weed everyday!)
    In my final hour
    And it will never rest until the clouds are clear (You're going straight to hell!)
    Until it finds my dreams have disappeared

    [MUDA MUDA MUDA] [ORA ORA ORA]

    (NOO GOD! NO. GOD. PLEASE. NO. NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!)
    (Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.)
---
Track: Bad Radio
Artists:
- Interrobang
Duration: 2:47
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bad-radio
Referenced Tracks:
- Connection Scrambled
Lyrics: |-
    [MUDA MUDA MUDA]
---
Track: Moshi Moshi?
Artists:
- Discfortune
Duration: 2:21
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-moshi
- https://youtu.be/Q3G83_866NU
Referenced Tracks:
- Bad Radio
---
Track: Moshi Moshpit
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Duration: 2:29
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-moshpit
- https://youtu.be/Uxo97-U1oWo
Referenced Tracks:
- Moshi Moshi?
---
Track: Moshi Means Business
Artists:
- Minkt
Duration: 1:14
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-means-business
- https://youtu.be/_A7-bvDGzek
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moshi-moshpit
- Put A Donk On It
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
- Freefall
Sampled Tracks:
- Put A Donk On It
# - The Dark Knight
# - Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock
---
Track: Moshi Starts a Business
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Duration: 1:22
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-starts-a-business
- https://youtu.be/TuyTfOStkhs
Referenced Tracks:
- Moshi Means Business
- Put A Donk On It
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
Sampled Tracks:
- Put A Donk On It
Lyrics: |-
    (Wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop. You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!)
---
Track: Good Grief
Artists:
- '413'
Duration: 1:12
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/good-grief
- https://youtu.be/m7HEK7ZSvQE
Referenced Tracks:
- Moshi Starts a Business
- Time on My Side
Sampled Tracks:
- Time on My Side
---
Track: Good Grievous Bodily Harm
Artists:
- Bin
Duration: 1:05
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/good-grievous-bodily-harm
- https://youtu.be/CezRup1Ktb0
Referenced Tracks:
- Good Grief
---
Track: Admiral Bone-To-Pick
Artists:
- Gordian
Duration: 3:11
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/admiral-bone-to-pick
- https://youtu.be/VnY-HVr2c2Q
Referenced Tracks:
- Good Grievous Bodily Harm
---
Track: Cool And New Countdown
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Duration: 0:58
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-countdown
- https://youtu.be/KHoDvvXCfe4
Referenced Tracks:
- Good Grievous Bodily Harm
- Sburban Jungle
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Chorale for Jaspers
---
Track: Delicious and Nutritious Countdown
Artists:
- Ngame
Duration: 0:58
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/delicious-and-nutritious-countdown
- https://youtu.be/w3Ngc_aiNmg
Referenced Tracks:
- Cool And New Countdown
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- Michael Bowman Remix
Sampled Tracks:
- Michael Bowman Remix
Lyrics: |-
    Bobobobobobobobo (x32)

    (I'm thinking of a number) (Bobobobobobobobo)
    (I'm thinking of a number) (Bobobobobobobobo)
    (Buttocks)
---
Track: Let's Get Ready to Meme!
Artists:
- flamingfusion
Duration: 1:00
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lets-get-ready-to-meme
- https://youtu.be/WFJm-i41lIY
Referenced Tracks:
- Delicious and Nutritious Countdown
- Get Ready For This
- Meet the Flintstones
- Snow halation
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
Sampled Tracks:
- Get Ready For This
Lyrics: |-
    (Let's get ready to Rumble!)
---
Track: Let's Get Ready to μίμημα!
Directory: lets-get-ready-to-mimhma
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Duration: 1:17
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lets-get-ready-to
- https://youtu.be/zbCYzSFIZ_c
Referenced Tracks:
- Let's Get Ready to Meme!
- Get Ready For This
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
- Doctor
Sampled Tracks:
- Get Ready For This
Lyrics: |-
    (Let's-- get-- ready to rumble!)
---
Track: Please Be Ready To Kill Me And Eat My Fucking Remains
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Duration: 1:39
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/please-be-ready-to-kill-me-and-eat-my-fucking-remains
- https://youtu.be/kqge_ujVs3Y
Referenced Tracks:
- Let's Get Ready to μίμημα!
- Seinfeld Theme
- Explore
Sampled Tracks:
- Seinfeld Theme
- Bowman's Credit Score
Lyrics: |-
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty.)
---
Track: Wubchorale for Seinfeld
Artists:
- Makin
Duration: 1:15
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wubchorale-for-seinfeld
- https://youtu.be/0IsnAV1_6zE
Referenced Tracks:
- Please Be Ready To Kill Me And Eat My Fucking Remains
- Explore
Sampled Tracks:
- Please Be Ready To Kill Me And Eat My Fucking Remains
- Bowman's Credit Score
Lyrics: |-
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.)

    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.  The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks!)
    (850! 450!)
    (850! 450!)
    (850! 450!)
    (850! 450!)

    (You're reaching )
    (between my buttocks!)
---
Track: WahWhistlechorale for Seinfeld's Pebbles
Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Duration: 1:15
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wahwhistlechorale-for-seinfelds-pebbles
- https://youtu.be/GWh-0nh70s0
Referenced Tracks:
- Wubchorale for Seinfeld
- All Star
- Fruity Pebbles Redux
Sampled Tracks:
- Wubchorale for Seinfeld
- All Star
- Fruity Pebbles Redux
Lyrics: |-
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.)

    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.  The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks!)

    (850! 450!)
    (850! 450!)
    (850! 450!)
    (850! 450!)

    (You're reaching)
    (between my buttocks!)
---
Track: Telephone ascension
Artists:
- loading
Duration: 1:16
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/telephone-ascension
- https://youtu.be/cg8rbv4xxjY
Referenced Tracks:
- WahWhistlechorale for Seinfeld's Pebbles
Sampled Tracks:
- WahWhistlechorale for Seinfeld's Pebbles
---
Track: Microcosm / Macrocasm
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: 3:12
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/microcosm-macrocasm
- https://youtu.be/DpcIjbSRGr4
Referenced Tracks:
- Telephone ascension
Sampled Tracks:
- Telephone ascension
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- A History of Babies
# - Windows XP i guess????
Lyrics: |-
    [distorted and indistinct vocals]

    [samples of screams]

    (Every day a million babies are born in the United States alone.) (screams)
    (Many of these babies climb out of vaginas. Others, the storks bring them.) (screams)
    (Some are born out of slime in paradox space, thanks to a special video game your momma used to play.) (screams)
    (But regardless of how these babies may be born, they all come into the world with a special force called... love.) (screams)
    (This, is that story). (screams)

    [distorted and indistinct vocals]

    [samples of screams]
    [windows XP error sound effects]
---
Track: national treasure
Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: 2:33
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/national-treasure
- https://youtu.be/fB6Gyl6Mmxs
Referenced Tracks:
- Microcosm / Macrocasm
- track:moonsetter
- Meet the Flintstones
- U.N. Owen Was Her?
- Gourmet Race
- Doctor
- Explore
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Another Medium
- Snow halation
Sampled Tracks:
- Microcosm / Macrocasm
Lyrics: |-
    (Every day a million babies are born in the United States alone.) (screams)
    (Many of these babies--)
---
Track: national weeaboo sample treasure & knuckles
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Duration: 2:29
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/national-weeaboo-sample-treasure-knuckles
- https://youtu.be/f055Au_nJ_A
Referenced Tracks:
- national treasure
- track:archagent-everlasting
- Meet the Flintstones
- White Nuxxle Driver
- Doctor
- Explore
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Another Medium
- Snow halation
- track:focus-super-hexagon
Sampled Tracks:
- national treasure
- White Nuxxle Driver
- track:focus-super-hexagon
Lyrics: |-
    もしきもちおこみたらおしにとかせおういても大丈夫
---
Track: Blood Moon
Artists:
- Wights End
Duration: 1:26
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/blood-moon
- https://youtu.be/w2pJSrgRtLQ
Referenced Tracks:
- national weeaboo sample treasure & knuckles
- Meet the Flintstones
- track:MeGaLoVania
- track:moonsetter
Sampled Tracks:
- national weeaboo sample treasure & knuckles
# - Love Live! School Idol Project
Lyrics: |-
    (Nico Nico Ni!)
---
Track: The final Calldown
Artists:
- Shwan
Duration: 3:00
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-final-calldown
- https://youtu.be/RuvKBivIHZc
Referenced Tracks:
- Blood Moon
- Three in the Morning
- Explore
- Sburban Jungle
- Crystamanthequins
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Touchdown
Sampled Tracks:
- Blood Moon
Lyrics: |-
    (Nico Nico Ni!)
---
Track: CONFERANCE CALL ~~LAST CONTACT~~
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: 8:12
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conferance-call-last-contact
- https://youtu.be/cYGF0pu9XSA
Referenced Tracks:
- Touchdown
- CONTACT
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- The Nutshack Intro
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Sburban Jungle
- Stay in Touch
- The Stains of Time (Maniac Agenda Mix)
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
- Do You Remem8er Me
- Bad Radio
- First Contact
- Moshi Moshi?
- track:moshi-moshpit
- Good Grievous Bodily Harm
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Snow halation
- Doctor
- Telephone ascension
- Seinfeld Theme
- Black
- track:moonsetter
- Meet the Flintstones
- All Star
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Flare
- Crystalanthemums
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
Lyrics: |-
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. )
