Album: call and new Date: September 23, 2016, 12:00:02 Date Added: August 10, 2023 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/call-and-new - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr8x2a7395wWFEW0ZCpHWDyj Cover Artists: - yazshu (center + title) - CreatorOfJanespeak (Terexi) - Makin (Dabe) - imnotglasses (Jaed) - cookiefonster (Femorafreack) - XenoZane (Obana) - jakkyr (Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite) - BitesizeBird (Imp) - Kusoro (Hecka Jef) - Skyplayer (Fresh Jimmy) - avocado (Kraket) Art Tags: - Jhon - Terexi - Dabe - Jaed - Femorafreack - Obana - Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite - Underlings - Hecka Jef - Fresh Jimmy - Kraket - John - Terezi - Dave - Jade - Obama - Hella Jeff - Consorts - Karkat Cover Art File Extension: jpg Color: '#c0ffb0' Groups: - Cool and New Music Team - Fandom Commentary: |- Cool and New Music Team: we did tihs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_whispers Makin: Every track remixes or references the one before it, with most musicians ignorant of the original track, like a broken telephone. The final track by [[artist:cecily-renns]] remixes every original melody in the album. --- Track: Touchdown Artists: - Cecily Renns Duration: '1:49' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/touchdown - https://youtu.be/KhABphsqDYY Referenced Tracks: - track:in-the-beginning-canwc --- Track: CONTACT Artists: - Difarem Duration: '0:41' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact - https://youtu.be/p2GjJiciFro Referenced Tracks: - Touchdown --- Track: First Contact Artists: - Aris Martinian Duration: '1:55' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/first-contact - https://youtu.be/cNTfD6ro_Y4 Referenced Tracks: - CONTACT --- Track: Sunset Over Bright Future Artists: - Cerulean Duration: '2:09' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunset-over-bright-future - https://youtu.be/6EWI5QhmIIc Referenced Tracks: - First Contact - 80sBeatDown - OutRun --- Track: Contact Established Artists: - Noisemaker Duration: '2:09' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact-established - https://youtu.be/DwHL5YWTi98 Referenced Tracks: - Sunset Over Bright Future - Mayor Maynot Sampled Tracks: - Mayor Maynot Lyrics: |- May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may May yor may may yor yor May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may May yor may may yor yor May may may may yor may --- Track: Contact Established (Unused Vocal Mix) Artists: - XenoZane Duration: '2:09' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact-established-unused-vocal-mix - https://youtu.be/HMFvYbX4USM Referenced Tracks: - Contact Established - Crank That - X Gon' Give It to Ya - The Nutshack Intro - Snow halation - Yo Home to Bel-Air - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - Gangnam Style Sampled Tracks: - Contact Established - Crank That - X Gon' Give It to Ya - The Nutshack Intro - Snow halation - Yo Home to Bel-Air - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - Gangnam Style Lyrics: |- (Yuu) X gon' give it to ya (What?) Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) Damn right, and I'll do it again (Yeah) 'Cause I am light so I gots to win (Uh, uh, uh) Phil's from the soul, Jack's from the P.I Horatio the Horat so big-eyed Tito Dick, "Dickman" baby He reaised Phil and loves the ladies Jack is cool and he's lazy, he's still learnin' Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin (Ooh.) Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah (Week-ah!) Phil's homegirl, God Jack wanna keep her But it's not happenin' neither (No), shake it like a seizure Hold on, let me spark this, take a breather (Yeaaah-hahah!) Breathe the reefer in my lungs I got grapes, what you watching— Todokete (Ring out) Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?) (May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may) Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air (May yor may may yor yor) In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school (May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may) When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" (May yor may may yor yor) The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop Op, op, op, op, op, op, op, op, op op op op op op (May may may may yor may) --- Track: The Connection Artists: - Kusoro Duration: '2:30' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-connection - https://youtu.be/ZjTJKVN7lzo Referenced Tracks: - Contact Established (Unused Vocal Mix) - track:beatdown-strider-style - track:showtime-original-mix - track:MeGaLoVania - track:doctor - track:sburban-jungle - Lotus - Cascade (Beta) - track:upward-movement-dave-owns - track:skies-of-skaia - track:explore - track:endless-climb - track:penumbra-phantasm - Rex Duodecim Angelus - Liquid Negrocity - track:aggrieve - Virgin Orb --- Track: Stay in Touch Artists: - Wheals Duration: '2:11' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stay-in-touch - https://youtu.be/ZjFavm2I9o8 Referenced Tracks: - The Connection - Do You Remem8er Me --- Track: Connection Scrambled Artists: - Griever Duration: '4:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/connection-scrambled - https://youtu.be/CLscf2jDfos Referenced Tracks: - Stay in Touch - The Stains of Time Sampled Tracks: - I Can't Believe You've Done This - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Jontron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtgRBjEZp0 - Arrested Development S01E02 - Kid Screaming At Black Ops PART 2 - Shadow the Hedgehog - The Office S05E09 Lyrics: |- (Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.) (Oh my God!) (Oh shit!) (Oh, no!) (Oh, no!) (Shit!) (I don't like where this is going.) Wash away the anger (Oh my god, we're having a fire! ...Sale. Oh, the burning!) Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain The droplets falling gently down on the terrain (Oh, no!) Wash away the sorrow all the stains of time (That's right, get noscoped!) But there's no memory it's only dry inside (Get noscooooooped!) (Oh, no!) (It's the Nutshack!) In the mud and sinking deeper (Oh, no!) (It's the Nutshack!) Into a peaceful life And it will come (It's the Nutshack!) (Oh shit!) Like a flood of pain Pouring down on me (Oh my God!) (It's the Nutshack!) And it will not let up Until the end is here (Son of a bitch!) And it will come through the darkest day (Smoke weed everyday!) In my final hour And it will never rest until the clouds are clear (You're going straight to hell!) Until it finds my dreams have disappeared [MUDA MUDA MUDA] [ORA ORA ORA] (NOO GOD! NO. GOD. PLEASE. NO. NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!) (Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.) --- Track: Bad Radio Artists: - Interrobang Duration: '2:47' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bad-radio Referenced Tracks: - Connection Scrambled Lyrics: |- [MUDA MUDA MUDA] --- Track: Moshi Moshi? Artists: - Discfortune Duration: '2:21' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-moshi - https://youtu.be/Q3G83_866NU Referenced Tracks: - Bad Radio --- Track: Moshi Moshpit Artists: - Pipko Fanfare Duration: '2:29' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-moshpit - https://youtu.be/Uxo97-U1oWo Referenced Tracks: - Moshi Moshi? --- Track: Moshi Means Business Artists: - Minkt Duration: '1:14' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-means-business - https://youtu.be/_A7-bvDGzek Referenced Tracks: - track:moshi-moshpit - Put A Donk On It - track:beatdown-strider-style - Freefall Sampled Tracks: - Put A Donk On It - The Dark Knight - Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock --- Track: Moshi Starts a Business Artists: - BitesizeBird Duration: '1:22' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-starts-a-business - https://youtu.be/TuyTfOStkhs Referenced Tracks: - Moshi Means Business - Put A Donk On It - track:beatdown-strider-style Sampled Tracks: - Put A Donk On It Lyrics: |- (Wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop. You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!) --- Track: Good Grief Artists: - '413' Duration: '1:12' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/good-grief - https://youtu.be/m7HEK7ZSvQE Referenced Tracks: - Moshi Starts a Business - Time on My Side Sampled Tracks: - Time on My Side --- Track: Good Grievous Bodily Harm Artists: - Bin Duration: '1:05' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/good-grievous-bodily-harm - https://youtu.be/CezRup1Ktb0 Referenced Tracks: - Good Grief --- Track: Admiral Bone-To-Pick Artists: - Gordian Duration: '3:11' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/admiral-bone-to-pick - https://youtu.be/VnY-HVr2c2Q Referenced Tracks: - Good Grievous Bodily Harm --- Track: Cool And New Countdown Artists: - MrCheeze Duration: '0:58' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-countdown - https://youtu.be/KHoDvvXCfe4 Referenced Tracks: - Good Grievous Bodily Harm - track:sburban-jungle - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - track:chorale-for-jaspers --- Track: Delicious and Nutritious Countdown Artists: - Ngame Duration: '0:58' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/delicious-and-nutritious-countdown - https://youtu.be/w3Ngc_aiNmg Referenced Tracks: - Cool And New Countdown - Fruity Pebbles Jingle - Michael Bowman Remix Sampled Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix Lyrics: |- Bobobobobobobobo (x32) (I'm thinking of a number) (Bobobobobobobobo) (I'm thinking of a number) (Bobobobobobobobo) (Buttocks) --- Track: Let's Get Ready to Meme! Artists: - flamingfusion Duration: '1:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lets-get-ready-to-meme - https://youtu.be/WFJm-i41lIY Referenced Tracks: - Delicious and Nutritious Countdown - Get Ready For This - Meet the Flintstones - Snow halation - Fruity Pebbles Jingle Sampled Tracks: - Get Ready For This Lyrics: |- (Let's get ready to Rumble!) --- Track: Let's Get Ready to μίμημα! Directory: lets-get-ready-to-mimhma Artists: - cookiefonster Duration: '1:17' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lets-get-ready-to - https://youtu.be/zbCYzSFIZ_c Referenced Tracks: - Let's Get Ready to Meme! - Get Ready For This - track:beatdown-strider-style - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - Get Ready For This Lyrics: |- (Let's-- get-- ready to rumble!) --- Track: Please Be Ready To Kill Me And Eat My Fucking Remains Artists: - GoomFloops Duration: '1:39' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/please-be-ready-to-kill-me-and-eat-my-fucking-remains - https://youtu.be/kqge_ujVs3Y Referenced Tracks: - Let's Get Ready to μίμημα! - Seinfeld Theme - track:explore Sampled Tracks: - Seinfeld Theme - Bowman's Credit Score Lyrics: |- (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty.) --- Track: Wubchorale for Seinfeld Artists: - Makin Duration: '1:15' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wubchorale-for-seinfeld - https://youtu.be/0IsnAV1_6zE Referenced Tracks: - Please Be Ready To Kill Me And Eat My Fucking Remains - track:explore Sampled Tracks: - Please Be Ready To Kill Me And Eat My Fucking Remains - Bowman's Credit Score Lyrics: |- (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks!) (850! 450!) (850! 450!) (850! 450!) (850! 450!) (You're reaching ) (between my buttocks!) --- Track: WahWhistlechorale for Seinfeld's Pebbles Artists: - VulkanShawl Duration: '1:15' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wahwhistlechorale-for-seinfelds-pebbles - https://youtu.be/GWh-0nh70s0 Referenced Tracks: - Wubchorale for Seinfeld - All Star - Fruity Pebbles Redux Sampled Tracks: - Wubchorale for Seinfeld - All Star - Fruity Pebbles Redux Lyrics: |- (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks!) (850! 450!) (850! 450!) (850! 450!) (850! 450!) (You're reaching) (between my buttocks!) --- Track: Telephone ascension Artists: - loading Duration: '1:16' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/telephone-ascension - https://youtu.be/cg8rbv4xxjY Referenced Tracks: - WahWhistlechorale for Seinfeld's Pebbles Sampled Tracks: - WahWhistlechorale for Seinfeld's Pebbles --- Track: Microcosm / Macrocasm Artists: - TirantBacon Duration: '3:12' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/microcosm-macrocasm - https://youtu.be/DpcIjbSRGr4 Referenced Tracks: - Telephone ascension Sampled Tracks: - Telephone ascension - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - A History of Babies - Windows XP i guess???? Lyrics: |- [distorted and indistinct vocals] [samples of screams] (Every day a million babies are born in the United States alone.) (screams) (Many of these babies climb out of vaginas. Others, the storks bring them.) (screams) (Some are born out of slime in paradox space, thanks to a special video game your momma used to play.) (screams) (But regardless of how these babies may be born, they all come into the world with a special force called... love.) (screams) (This, is that story). (screams) [distorted and indistinct vocals] [samples of screams] [windows XP error sound effects] --- Track: national treasure Artists: - Hadron Duration: '2:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/national-treasure - https://youtu.be/fB6Gyl6Mmxs Referenced Tracks: - Microcosm / Macrocasm - Moonsetter - Meet the Flintstones Sampled Tracks: - Microcosm / Macrocasm Lyrics: |- (Every day a million babies are born in the United States alone.) (screams) (Many of these babies--) --- Track: national weeaboo sample treasure & knuckles Artists: - artist:kobacat Duration: '2:29' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/national-weeaboo-sample-treasure-knuckles - https://youtu.be/f055Au_nJ_A Referenced Tracks: - national treasure - track:archagent-everlasting - Meet the Flintstones - White Nuxxle Driver - track:doctor - track:explore - track:MeGaLoVania - Another Medium - Snow halation - track:focus Sampled Tracks: - national treasure - White Nuxxle Driver - track:focus Lyrics: |- もしきもちおこみたらおしにとかせおういても大丈夫 --- Track: Blood Moon Artists: - Wights End Duration: '1:26' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/blood-moon - https://youtu.be/w2pJSrgRtLQ Referenced Tracks: - national weeaboo sample treasure & knuckles - Meet the Flintstones - track:MeGaLoVania - Moonsetter Sampled Tracks: - national weeaboo sample treasure & knuckles - Love Live! School Idol Project Lyrics: |- (Nico Nico Ni!) --- Track: The final Calldown Artists: - Shwan Duration: '3:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-final-calldown - https://youtu.be/RuvKBivIHZc Referenced Tracks: - Blood Moon - Three in the Morning - track:explore - track:sburban-jungle - Crystamanthequins - track:upward-movement-dave-owns - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - Touchdown Sampled Tracks: - Blood Moon Lyrics: |- (Nico Nico Ni!) --- Track: CONFERANCE CALL ~~LAST CONTACT~~ Artists: - Cecily Renns Duration: '8:12' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conferance-call-last-contact - https://youtu.be/cYGF0pu9XSA Referenced Tracks: - Touchdown - CONTACT - X Gon' Give It to Ya - The Nutshack Intro - track:showtime-original-mix - track:sburban-jungle - Stay in Touch - The Stains of Time - track:beatdown-strider-style - Do You Remem8er Me - Bad Radio - First Contact - Moshi Moshi? - track:moshi-moshpit - Good Grievous Bodily Harm - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - Snow halation - track:doctor - Telephone ascension - Seinfeld Theme - track:black - Moonsetter - Meet the Flintstones - All Star - track:MeGaLoVania - Touchdown - Flare - Crystalanthemums Sampled Tracks: - Bowman's Credit Score Lyrics: |- (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. )