Album: 'call and new 2: locomotif'
Date: May 28, 2017
Date Added: September 16, 2023
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr8fWd49Qi7KVGah3FnDQzu5
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Default Track Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Art File Extension: png
Track Art File Extension: png
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Carapacians
- Skaia
Color: '#ff4f01'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
    Call and New™ 2: LOCOMOTIF ® is a non-linear branching album where the listener gets to decide which remix to listen to next. [This album is best experienced using Youtube and its endcards.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uIl7fmVnJI)

    ([ANNOUNCEMANT.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmOWegNKKBM))
---
Section: Main album
---
Track: A new Station
Artists:
- Shwan
Duration: 02:24
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-new-station
- https://youtu.be/0uIl7fmVnJI
Referenced Tracks:
- CONTACT
- Stay in Touch
- Good Grievous Bodily Harm
- House of Lalonde
---
Track: A new Track
Artists:
- loading
Duration: 02:22
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-new-track
- https://youtu.be/Dp-pd3fZmiU
Referenced Tracks:
- A new Station
---
Track: Chronicala
Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: 01:06
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/chronicala
- https://youtu.be/Zuv0EcXT3Tg
Referenced Tracks:
- A new Station
Sampled Tracks:
- A new Station
---
Track: A new Journey
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Duration: 02:55
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-new-journey
- https://youtu.be/IzNimE_ON8k
Referenced Tracks:
- A new Station
- First Contact
- Sunset Over Bright Future
- track:moshi-moshi
- Cool And New Countdown
- CONFERANCE CALL ~~LAST CONTACT~~
- track:old-secret
- Tick
- Tock
- track:archagent-everlasting
- Problem Sleuth Theme
- The Will to Fight (Original Mix) [Denizen Strife]
---
Track: Backtracking
Directory: backtracking-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Kusoro
Duration: 02:05
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/backtracking
- https://youtu.be/HtPvmKEsko8
Referenced Tracks:
- A new Track
- track:moshi-moshi
- Courser
- Sburban Countdown
- Penumbra Phantasm
---
Track: A New Chronicala
Artists:
- Isoleucine
Duration: 02:14
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-new-chronicala
- https://youtu.be/AvPGk8Axw5Q
Referenced Tracks:
- Chronicala
- A new Station
- A new Journey
- track:strife-mayhem
---
Track: Bolin's Cereal Journey
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Duration: 01:30
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bolins-cereal-journey
- https://youtu.be/uOqk6KhAUnM
Referenced Tracks:
- A new Journey
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- Oppa Toby Style
- Mutiny
---
Track: Hijacking Jungle
Artists:
- SplitSuns
Duration: 02:20
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hijacking-jungle
- https://youtu.be/e0RDJOz5XH0
Referenced Tracks:
- track:backtracking-canmt
- Umbral Ultimatum
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Sburban Jungle
---
Track: Chronological Noise
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Duration: 01:57
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/chronological-noise
- https://youtu.be/k-9i3IPRzL0
Referenced Tracks:
- A New Chronicala
- Sburban Jungle
---
Track: Organ Donation
Artists:
- '413'
Duration: 01:51
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/organ-donation
- https://youtu.be/RPHkwIiUyO4
Referenced Tracks:
- Bolin's Cereal Journey
- Pokémon Theme (Gotta Catch 'Em All)
- Pipeorgankind
Sampled Tracks:
- Pipeorgankind
---
Track: Regent Erratic
Artists:
- Bin
Duration: 02:04
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/regent-erratic
- https://youtu.be/FegAuTDpnd0
Referenced Tracks:
- Hijacking Jungle
---
Track: Chronic Jungle
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Duration: 00:55
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/chronic-jungle
- https://youtu.be/7YO39VIP1K8
Referenced Tracks:
- Chronological Noise
- Hijacking Jungle
---
Track: Have a Heart
Artists:
- Double Hats Eyewear
Duration: 02:47
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/have-a-heart
- https://youtu.be/zXfMRAeXZTU
Referenced Tracks:
- Organ Donation
Sampled Tracks:
- Organ Donation
# - Pokémon Anime
# - somewhere, deep down in my heart, i still love you
# - Some organ donation ad lost to time
Lyrics: |-
    (Wait are you throwing that away?)
    (Yeah I wasn't that hungry?)
    (Can I have the rest of your sandwich? My mom forgot to pack me lunch.)
    (Um, no sorry.)

    (Hey, so I thought we were hanging out tomorrow.)
    (Yeah, my parents [unintelligible] sandwich and I just wondered if I could stay [unintelligible])
    (I don't think so, I'm sorry.)

    (What? You're leaving Pikachu?)
    (My mind's made up!)
    (Pikapi, Pikachu?)
    (I know you'll be happier here in the forest living with the other Pikachu. Bye, Pikachu.)

    NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (don't)
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    (Mommy passed away this morning.)
    (Did she decide before if she would be a sandwich?)
    (She said no.)
    (That's pretty pretty selfish damn.)
---
Track: Vriska Dance
Artists:
- Cerulean
Duration: 02:27
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vriska-dance
- https://youtu.be/y5oOElI4Xo8
Referenced Tracks:
- Regent Erratic
- Spider8ite!!!!!!!!
- Spider Dance
- Taureg
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (Wiki Gremlin)
    This track also references an unreleased (or lost) track by Cerulean: "Midnight Dance".
---
Track: Infection
Directory: infection-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: 00:58
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/infection
- https://youtu.be/2JDo1jGKZIs
Referenced Tracks:
- Chronic Jungle
- Showtime (Original Mix)
---
Track: Heartwich (With Strings)
Artists:
- Minkt
Duration: 02:47
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/heartwich-with-strings
- https://youtu.be/dlooPij3IMk
Referenced Tracks:
- Have a Heart
- Ruins (With Strings)
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
Sampled Tracks:
- Have a Heart
- Ruins (With Strings)
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
# - some episode of spongebob
# - loud nigra
- U Guessed It
# - PINGAS
Lyrics: |-
    (Wait are you throwing that away?)
    (Yeah I wasn't that hungry?)
    (Can I have the rest of your sandwich? My mom forgot to pack me lunch.)
    (Um, no sorry.)

    (Hey, so I thought we were hanging out tomorrow.)
    (Yeah, my parents [unintelligible] sandwich and I just wondered if I could stay [unintelligible])
    (I don't think so, I'm sorry.)

    (What? You're leaving Pikachu?)
    (My mind's made up!)
    (Pikapi, Pikachu?)
    (I know you'll be happier here in the forest living with the other Pikachu. Bye, Pikachu.)

    (Oohh, boohoo, let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin!)
    (Please be serious!)
    (I know, this really is the world's smallest violin! See?)

    NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (don't)
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    (Mommy passed away this morning.)
    (Did she decide before if she would be a sandwich?)
    (She said no.)
    (BITCH YOU—) (PINGAS!)
---
Track: A Hearty Attempt (at music)
Artists:
- ft-rj
Duration: 01:28
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-hearty-attempt-at-music
- https://youtu.be/vF1xiVgK0-g
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- Pokémon Theme (Gotta Catch 'Em All)
- Sburban Jungle
- Fruity Pebbles Redux
- Have a Heart
---
Track: Plague
Directory: plague-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: 02:19
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/plague
- https://youtu.be/CdyqtJXjJa0
Referenced Tracks:
- track:infection-canmt
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
- 'NV: Strife'
- Vriska Dance
---
Track: Vaccine
Directory: vaccine-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Kusoro
Duration: 02:46
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vaccine
- https://youtu.be/CymbRGS_20w
Referenced Tracks:
- track:infection-canmt
- Lotus
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
- Sburban Countdown
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- Endless Climb
- Descend
- Courser
- Crystalanthemums
- Virgin Orb
- Aggrieve
- track:moshi-moshi
- Ascend
- 'femorafreack: invesetigat'
- Liquid Negrocity
- CONTACT
- Skies of Skaia
Sampled Tracks:
- Heartwich (With Strings)
---
Track: Oh Boo Hoo
Artists:
- StarlightCalliope
Duration: 00:54
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/oh-boo-hoo
- https://youtu.be/ryq22RBJ1_o
Referenced Tracks:
- track:battle-champion-pokemon-gold-silver
- Chorale for Jaspers
Sampled Tracks:
- Heartwich (With Strings)
Lyrics: |-
    (What, you're—) (KILLING) (Pikachu?)
    (That's right!)
    (But Ash, what are you doing? This is crazy!)
    (My mind's made up!)

    (Oohh, boohoo, let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin!)
---
Track: Let It Burn
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Duration: 02:27
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/let-it-burn
- https://youtu.be/NWa4MonBRR8
Referenced Tracks:
- A Hearty Attempt (at music)
- L.A.
Sampled Tracks:
- L.A.
Lyrics: |-
    Round and round, let the city turn
    Party in the hills, we can party in the burbs
    Roof on fire, let it burn
    Champagne in my hand, I'm not concerned
    Next day fine, I'm try'na get live
    Yoga in the morning at Rodeo Drive
    Gotta look good when I hit the beach
    Wanna wanna Malibu, just can't speed

    Round and round, let the city turn
    Party in the hills, we can party in the burbs
    Roof on fire, let it burn
    Champagne in my hand, I'm not concerned
    Next day fine, I'm try'na get live
    Yoga in the morning at Rodeo Drive
    Gotta look good when I hit the beach
    Wanna wanna Malibu, just can't speed
---
Track: Plagueback
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Duration: 01:48
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/plagueback
- https://youtu.be/77vZL6DsEpY
Referenced Tracks:
- track:plague-canmt
- Switchback
---
Track: don't hurt me
Artists:
- Isoleucine
Duration: 00:59
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dont-hurt-me
- https://youtu.be/-3GB_7_fUUI
Referenced Tracks:
- track:plague-canmt
Commentary: |-
    <i>Isoleucine:</i>
    idk what

    <i>cookiefonster:</i>
    but its done i guess
---
Track: Secretary of Health and Human Services Andrew Wakefield
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Duration: 01:38
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/secretary-of-health-and-human-services-andrew-wakefield
- https://youtu.be/4rpY7BnEQNI
Referenced Tracks:
- track:vaccine-canmt
- All We're Gonna Get
Sampled Tracks:
- track:vaccine-canmt
- All We're Gonna Get
---
Track: Slick Beeps
Artists:
- Interrobang
Duration: 02:01
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/slick-beeps
- https://youtu.be/4NHN9p8os-8
Referenced Tracks:
- Let It Burn
- Oh Boo Hoo
Sampled Tracks:
- Oh Boo Hoo
Lyrics: |-
    (OhhhhOOOh Boo...)

    (What? Pikachu? Pikachu?)
    (OohOHHH?) (Pikachu?) (OhhhhOOOh)
---
Track: I legitimately hate blighttown
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Duration: 01:46
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-legitimately-hate-blighttown
- https://youtu.be/8L0nZwmwoes
Referenced Tracks:
- Plagueback
Sampled Tracks:
- Plagueback
# - Dark Souls SFX
---
Track: Plaguespreader
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Duration: 01:32
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/plaguespreader
- https://youtu.be/nP5_OK84GaE
Referenced Tracks:
- Plagueback
- i made this song 3 years ago
---
Track: Hurt My Finger
Artists:
- Gordian
Duration: 01:58
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hurt-my-finger
- https://youtu.be/xExL493mH8c
Referenced Tracks:
- don't hurt me
- Penumbra Phantasm
- Auld Lang Syne
---
Track: Secretary of Industrial Rap and Grunge Rock Kurt "MCRIDE" Cobain
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Duration: 02:13
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/secretary-of-industrial-rap-and-grunge-rock-kurt-mcride-cobain
- https://youtu.be/Gn573zi_Vvo
Referenced Tracks:
- Secretary of Health and Human Services Andrew Wakefield
- Heart-Shaped Box
- Drain You
- You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat
- Takyon (Death Yon)
Sampled Tracks:
- Secretary of Health and Human Services Andrew Wakefield
- Heart-Shaped Box
- Drain You
# - You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For
- Takyon (Death Yon)
Lyrics: |-
    Hey! Wait!
    I got a new complaint
    Hey! Wait!
    Your advice
    Hey! Wait!
    I got a new complaint
    Hey! Wait!
    Your advice

    Chew your meat for you
    Pass it back and forth
    In a passionate kiss
    From my mouth to yours
    I like you

    With eyes so dilated, I've become your pupil
    You taught me everything without a poison apple

    You wear it well (TA-kyon)
    Mademoiselle
    Here's to your destiny
    Hysterics scream help (Kyon)
    Don't worry in a few you'll all be somewhere else
    Prepare yourselves (TA)
    Freelance motherfucker (Kyon)
    Get so fuckin dark in here
    Come come fuck apart in here
---
Track: 'Dead Secretary: Zero Health'
Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Duration: 01:31
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dead-secretary-zero-health
- https://youtu.be/LeNAHmeA8RE
Referenced Tracks:
- Secretary of Health and Human Services Andrew Wakefield
Sampled Tracks:
- Secretary of Health and Human Services Andrew Wakefield
---
Track: G O D T R A S H
Directory: godtrash
Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: 01:45
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/g-o-d-t-r-a-s-h
- https://youtu.be/1EzjIDgJY6c
Referenced Tracks:
- Slick Beeps
---
Track: I really hate Cooltown
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: 01:52
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-really-hate-cooltown
- https://youtu.be/qawxmIMbY7A
Referenced Tracks:
- I legitimately hate blighttown
---
Track: Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe)
Artists:
- Wheals
Duration: 04:02
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe
- https://youtu.be/hg0bhQr_nMk
Referenced Tracks:
- I legitimately hate blighttown
- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse
- Ohgodwhat
- Dance of Thorns
- Waterfall
- Chorale for Jaspers
---
Track: Converge
Directory: converge-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: 04:13
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/converge
- https://youtu.be/WVez7MWE6_4
Referenced Tracks:
- Secretary of Industrial Rap and Grunge Rock Kurt "MCRIDE" Cobain
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Plaguespreader
- track:hurt-my-finger
- track:old-secret
- Sburban Jungle
- Descend
Sampled Tracks:
- Secretary of Industrial Rap and Grunge Rock Kurt "MCRIDE" Cobain
---
Track: HOW 2 DJ (vip excloosive feat. dabe)
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Duration: 01:34
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-2-dj-vip-excloosive-feat-dabe
- https://youtu.be/suZN5066NNY
Referenced Tracks:
- Rhythm Code
Sampled Tracks:
- 'Dead Secretary: Zero Health'
Lyrics: |-
    (What is going on people? My name is Dabe, and today we will be making sweet beats using GarageBand. Just follow along and do what I do.)

    (The most important part of the song is the drop.)
---
Track: Ich bin dead.
Artists:
- Gordian
Duration: 01:33
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ich-bin-dead
- https://youtu.be/NO0gyo89Wps
Referenced Tracks:
- 'Dead Secretary: Zero Health'
- G O D T R A S H
- All Star
---
Track: I slightly dislike chiptown
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Duration: 01:44
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-slightly-dislike-chiptown
- https://youtu.be/NRkNy8uEwVI
Referenced Tracks:
- I really hate Cooltown
- Meet the Flintstones
- Sburban Jungle
Lyrics: |-
    (This is just like chiptune music.)

    (Ugh, I won't lie, hearing that made it feel so much better.)
---
Track: How to Converge at Flavortown
Artists:
- StarlightCalliope
Duration: 01:46
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-to-converge-at-flavortown
- https://youtu.be/LtxzL4c6G1M
Referenced Tracks:
- HOW 2 DJ (vip excloosive feat. dabe)
- Flare
- Last Battle
- track:converge-canmt
- track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe
- Cascade (Beta)
- track:unite-synchronization
---
Track: Excess Express
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Duration: 01:14
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/excess-express
- https://youtu.be/dvJi1tBAfNI
Referenced Tracks:
- Ich bin dead.
---
Track: Ich bin not dead.
Artists:
- Viridian
Duration: 01:20
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ich-bin-not-dead
- https://youtu.be/nkRZgNoE6RU
Referenced Tracks:
- Ich bin dead.
---
Track: I absolutely loathe this Drummer.
Artists:
- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
Duration: 01:59
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-absolutely-loathe-this-drummer
- https://youtu.be/oJ7psFr4aU8
Referenced Tracks:
- I slightly dislike chiptown
- How to Converge at Flavortown
- Sburban Jungle
- Dissension (Original)
Lyrics: |-
    Kick, snare, kikick snare, kikikick snare kick kick snare (x38)
---
Track: Drive-in Derailment
Artists:
- Kal-la-kal-la
Duration: 02:24
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/drive-in-derailment
- https://youtu.be/eIlUHtjuXaI
Referenced Tracks:
- How to Converge at Flavortown
- track:excess-express
- Train
- track:amidst-this-mess
---
Track: Ich Bin Eine Spieldose
Artists:
- greenTetrahedron
Duration: 01:20
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ich-bin-eine-spieldose
- https://youtu.be/YJgCr0xrmKk
Referenced Tracks:
- Ich bin not dead.
---
Track: I despise this BUILDUPes
Artists:
- Mathias Ramalho
Duration: 02:32
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-despise-this-buildupes
- https://youtu.be/Yj5o8PjGXfQ
Referenced Tracks:
- I absolutely loathe this Drummer.
- Courser
- The Well
---
Track: Light at the End of the Tunnel
Artists:
- Cryptanark
Duration: 01:32
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel
- https://youtu.be/Hzn3Ev9sZAU
Referenced Tracks:
- I absolutely loathe this Drummer.
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (Titular Light)
    This references Discfortune's Rise and Shine, which was never released.
    I guess since you're here you can listen to [this](https://cenobiterecords.com/product/crypt-rise-and-shine/) instead...
---
Track: Re-routed Repair
Artists:
- ft-rj
Duration: 02:25
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/re-routed-repair
- https://youtu.be/s1N-vkZCyKg
Referenced Tracks:
- Drive-in Derailment
---
Track: Ich Bin Eine Spieldose (Unbenutzte Vokalmischung)
Artists:
- XenoZane
Duration: 01:33
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ich-bin-eine-spieldose-unbenutzte-vokalmischung
- https://youtu.be/2EBSsBwZAio
Referenced Tracks:
- Ich Bin Eine Spieldose
- track:whales-hail-mary-mallons
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- Interior Crocodile Alligator
- track:bonfire-childish-gambino
- DK Rap
- Lose Yourself
- All Star
Sampled Tracks:
- Ich Bin Eine Spieldose
- track:whales-hail-mary-mallons
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- Interior Crocodile Alligator
- track:bonfire-childish-gambino
- DK Rap
- Lose Yourself
Lyrics: |-
    Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
    Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
    Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
    Money, money, money, money, money, motherfucker

    Money on my motherfucking mind
    Cop five haircuts at the same time
    White gold pants, Jet Ski made of Yuan
    Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein
    Get money
    ["Whales" continues playing in background]

    X gon' give it to ya (What?)
    Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh)
    Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real
    With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel
    ["X Gon' Give It To Ya" continues playing in background]

    Now, baby, I'm the ripper, your baby daddy's worst nightmare
    Catch me by the Clair, I'll be right there
    Niggas copy everything we say
    Louie frames, eyes lower than my GPA (Uh!)
    ["Chip Da Ripper" continues playing in background]

    OK, it's Childish Gambino, home girl drop it like the NASDAQ
    Move white girls like there's coke up my ass crack
    Move black girls 'cause, man, fuck it, I'll do either
    I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA
    ["Bonfire" continues playing in background]

    So they're finally here, performing for you,
    If you know the words, you can join in too,
    Put your hands together, if you want to clap,
    As we take you through, this monkey rap!
    ["DK Rap" continues playing in background]

    ["Lose Yourself" starts playing but you can't really make it out at this point]

    [hammer sounds]
---
Track: The Tempestuous Traveler
Artists:
- meems
Duration: 01:23
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-tempestuous-traveler
- https://youtu.be/4FD8j3RDuPU
Referenced Tracks:
- Ich Bin Eine Spieldose
---
Track: 165 MPH
Artists:
- Makin
Duration: 02:20
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/165-mph
- https://youtu.be/VsOJqKK6Qu4
Referenced Tracks:
- I despise this BUILDUPes
- track:light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel
- Re-routed Repair
- Ich Bin Eine Spieldose
- The Tempestuous Traveler
- 128 BPM
Sampled Tracks:
- I despise this BUILDUPes
- track:light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel
- Re-routed Repair
- Ich Bin Eine Spieldose
- The Tempestuous Traveler
- 128 BPM
Lyrics: |-
    (I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking of a number)
    (I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking of a number)
    (I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking of a number)
    (I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking of a number)
---
Track: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING ~~LAST STOP~~
Artists:
- cookiefonster
- Wheals
- Difarem
- Cecily Renns
Duration: 12:45
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/multi-track-drifting-last-stop
- https://youtu.be/iMU1zR7SIwM
Has Cover Art: false
Sampled Tracks:
- Step Back, Doors Closing; Step Back To Allow The Doors To Close
- TRAIN MELDEY (next-to-last station)
- Train Requiem
Lyrics: |-
    [original lyrics have been preserved for posterity]

    ROUND AND ROUND
    LET THE CITY TURN
    PARTY IN THE HILLS
    WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS
    ROOF ON FIRE
    LET IT BURN
    CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND
    I'M NOT CONCERNED
    LET IT BURN CHAM
    LET IT BURN CHAM
    BURN IN THE BURBS
    NOT CONCERNED
    BURN
    LET IT BURN (BURN)
    NOT CONCERNED (BURN)
    NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN)
    NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN)
    BURN
    ROUND AND ROUND (BURN)
    ROUND AND ROUND (BURN)
    ROUND AND ROUND (BURN BURN BURN)
    LET IT BURN
    CHAM
    LET IT BURN
    CHAM
    LET IT BURN
    CHAM

    (Trainscriber's note: Train exits the hellish Calarts universe and enters the Real World dimension)

    MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MOTHERFUCKER

    (Trainscriber's note: Train only takes cash and the power of love, most people choose cash)

    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN

    MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT JUST-
    THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
    THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE (of love)
    (MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY) x 8

    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 (MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT-JUST) x 8

    (Trainscriber's note: you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.)

    (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE

    (Trainscriber's note: HEY, TRAIN!)

    YOU FEEL THE POWER OF CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD--CRE CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD

    YOU FEEL THE POWER OF TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN

    THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE

    MONEY MOTHERFUCKER

    (Train crashes, everyone dies)

    Huey Lewis' Ghost: TRAIN
---
Section: Bonus Tracks
---
Track: Step Back, Doors Closing; Step Back To Allow The Doors To Close
Artists:
- cookiefonster
- Wheals
Has Cover Art: false
Duration: 03:24
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/wheals/train-game-medley-cookies-and-wheals-part
Referenced Tracks:
- A new Station
- A new Track
- Chronicala
- Problem Sleuth Theme
- track:backtracking-canmt
- track:moshi-moshi
- Courser
- Sburban Jungle
- A New Chronicala
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- Pokémon Theme (Gotta Catch 'Em All)
- Regent Erratic
- Chronic Jungle
- Spider Dance
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
- track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- Ruins (With Strings)
- track:infection-canmt
- track:vaccine-canmt
Commentary: |-
    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer)
    0:00 "A new Station" by Shwan
    0:00 "A new Track" by loading
    0:00 "Chronicala" by Hadron
    0:35 "Problem Sleuth Theme" by Mark Hadley (A new Journey)
    0:53 "Backtracking" by Kusoro
    1:03 "Moshi Moshi?" by Discfortune (A new Journey, Backtracking)
    1:03 "Courser" by Alex "albatrossoup" Rosetti and Seth "Beatfox" Peele (Backtracking)
    1:10 "Sburban Jungle" by Bowman (Hijacking Jungle)
    1:17 "A New Chronicala" by robotheadache
    1:23 "Fruity Pebbles Jingle" by Scott Stutzman (Bolin's Cereal Journey)
    1:23 "Pokémon Theme (Gotta Catch 'Em All)" by John Siegler and John Loeffler (Organ Donation) (also the noisy synth represents Chronological Noise, how was i even supposed to reference that)
    1:37 "Regent Erratic" by Bin
    1:37 "Chronic Jungle" by cookiefonster
    1:51 "Spider Dance" by Tony "Radiation" Hawk (Vriska Dance)
    1:58 "Showtime" by Malcolm Brown (Pipeorgankind (Have a Heart))
    2:12 "Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe)" by wheals
    2:18 "Upward Movement" by Kali (Heartwich (With Strings))
    2:24 "Ruins (With Strings)" by Erik "Jit" Scheele and Michael Guy Bowman (Heartwich (With Strings))
    2:39 "Infection" by Difarem

    <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer, [SoundCloud](https://soundcloud.com/wheals/train-game-medley-cookies-and-wheals-part))

    Everything up to 1:52, roughly, was composed by [[artist:cookiefonster|@cookie-fonster]], who then provided me with an .flp (though it didn't have much more data than a simple midi), and I produced and composed from there. The main compositional changes I made to his part were to the drums, and adding the voice that references [[track:regent-erratic|Bin's song]].
---
Track: TRAIN MELDEY (next-to-last station)
Artists:
- Difarem
Has Cover Art: false
Duration: 04:36
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/difarem/train-meldey-next-to-last-station
Referenced Tracks:
- track:infection-canmt
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- track:vaccine-canmt
- track:plague-canmt
- Plagueback
- I really hate Cooltown
- don't hurt me
- Spider Dance
- Madame Controversielle
- Secretary of Health and Human Services Andrew Wakefield
- 'Dead Secretary: Zero Health'
- Dogsong
- track:converge-canmt
- track:hurt-my-finger
- Flare
- Rhythm Code
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
---
Track: Train Requiem
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Has Cover Art: false
Duration: 04:30
Referenced Tracks:
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- Cascade (Beta)
- Pokémon Theme (Gotta Catch 'Em All)
- L.A.
- Ich bin dead.
- G O D T R A S H
- Ich bin not dead.
- HOW 2 DJ (vip excloosive feat. dabe)
- The Tempestuous Traveler
- All Star
- Re-routed Repair
- track:light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel
- track:whales-hail-mary-mallons
- Ghost Train
- No Credit Card
Sampled Tracks:
- L.A.
- track:whales-hail-mary-mallons
- No Credit Card
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1mlC0ObCrw
Lyrics: |-
    [original lyrics have been preserved for posterity]

    ROUND AND ROUND
    LET THE CITY TURN
    PARTY IN THE HILLS
    WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS
    ROOF ON FIRE
    LET IT BURN
    CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND
    I'M NOT CONCERNED
    LET IT BURN CHAM
    LET IT BURN CHAM
    BURN IN THE BURBS
    NOT CONCERNED
    BURN
    LET IT BURN (BURN)
    NOT CONCERNED (BURN)
    NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN)
    NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN)
    BURN
    ROUND AND ROUND (BURN)
    ROUND AND ROUND (BURN)
    ROUND AND ROUND (BURN BURN BURN)
    LET IT BURN
    CHAM
    LET IT BURN
    CHAM
    LET IT BURN
    CHAM

    (Trainscriber's note: Train exits the hellish Calarts universe and enters the Real World dimension)

    MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MOTHERFUCKER

    (Trainscriber's note: Train only takes cash and the power of love, most people choose cash)

    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN

    MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT JUST-
    THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
    THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE (of love)
    (MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY) x 8

    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 (MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT-JUST) x 8

    (Trainscriber's note: you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.)

    (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE

    (Trainscriber's note: HEY, TRAIN!)

    YOU FEEL THE POWER OF CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD--CRE CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD

    YOU FEEL THE POWER OF TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN

    THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE

    MONEY MOTHERFUCKER

    (Train crashes, everyone dies)

    Huey Lewis' Ghost: TRAIN
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer)
    0:00 Fruity Pebbles Jingle by Scott Stutzman

    0:36 Cascade (Beta) by Tensei (a hearty attempt)

    00:54 the fucking, pokemon song, dude (oh boo hoo)

    01:03 The Party - LA (let it burn)

    01:31 ich bin dead by gordian and godtrash by hadron

    01:49 ich bin not dead by viridian and how 2 dj by noisemaker

    2:09 The Tempestuous Traveler by meems (um, i think)

    2:17 All Star by Smash Mouth (Ich Bin Eine Spieldose) and re routed repair by [[artist:ft-rj|sylvarn]]

    2:26 light at the end of the tunnel by crypt, Whales by Hail Mary Mallon (Ich Bin Eine Spieldose (Unbenutzte Vokalmischung))

    2:44 DONT NEED NO CREDIT CARD BY RIDE THIS TRAIN (No Credit Card by Lemon Demon) (totally not The Power of Love by Huey Lewis and His News)

    4:18 Ghost Train by Gorillaz

    4:28 TRAIN by TRAIN
---
Track: cool.mp3
Directory: cool-mp3
Artists:
- Difarem
Has Cover Art: false
Duration: 00:15
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XviAK8ozNZg
