Album: '9'
Date: July 2, 2017
Date Added: September 16, 2023
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/9
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-SpRgauJ9Ofrs4BLDr134d
Cover Artists:
- nights
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Rose
- Hecka Jef
- Kanaya
Cover Art File Extension: png
Track Art File Extension: png
Banner Artists:
- nights
- yazshu
- Makin (edits for wiki)
Banner Dimensions: 1100x216
Banner File Extension: png
Wallpaper Artists:
- Hadron
- Makin (edits for wiki)
Wallpaper Style: |-
opacity: 0.95;
background-position: top;
Wallpaper File Extension: jpg
Color: '#a6a6a6'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
Additional Files:
- Title: Album Booklet
Files:
- 9booklet.pdf
Commentary: |-
Cool and New Music Team:
9
([Album trailers](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0JVq5p3x9EidV4gshpgQ-1VtImRPTnhJ))
Discfortune: (Rando)
tldr everyone on our art team is amazing
nights: (Cover Artist)
I drew the right half of this cover. Read [[group:oceanfalls|oceanfalls]]
Ngame:
([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ0v2oxxpzM))
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Section: Main album
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Track: 'Intro: I Turned My Daddy On'
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Rose
- Jaed
- Hecka Jef
Duration: '00:24'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intro-i-turned-my-daddy-on
- https://youtu.be/oT3t9ZKBIMQ
Referenced Tracks:
- 'Intro: I Switched My Robot Off'
Sampled Tracks:
- 'Intro: I Switched My Robot Off'
- Moonbase Alpha (Video Game)
Lyrics: |-
(i turned my daddy on) (999)
(and i s*x more) (999)
(but punish less.) (999)
(but punish less, punish less) (999)
(punish less, less, less) (999)
(ignition)
(here comes the skaian earthquake)
(rollercoaster launched) (999, 999, 999) (413!)
(we have) (...liftoff)
Commentary: |-
Makin: (Composer)
Play Moonbase Alpha and listen to Humanz to understand the true power of this meme track. WE HAVE... LIFDOFF.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo)
Discfortune: (Artist)
9
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Track: Spacetime Starstriker
Directory: spacetime-starstriker
Artists:
- Discfortune
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: '02:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacetime-starstriker
- https://youtu.be/i8iyq3ubvfM
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor
- Gaia Queen
- track:in-the-beginning-basement-tale
- Muse of Nanchos
- Aggrieve
- track:midnight-suffer
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Unintentional Anime (Piano Version)
Sampled Tracks:
- Michael Bowman Remix???
- Bowman's Credit Score
- RollerCoaster Tycoon 2
- track:next-arrow
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix)
Lyrics: |-
G-G-G-GET REKT
(I'm-)
(Next arrow.)
D-D-D-D-DO IT!
Commentary: |-
Discfortune: (Composer)
Okay so when I make songs I usually start out with a dumb gimmick and then I haphazardly flesh it out to an acceptable point (ex. with 72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO it was the name, with [[track:tick|Tick]] and [[track:tock|Tock]] it was the songs being able to be layered and panned, and with [[track:ringleader-canmt|Ringleader]] it was the time signature). Here I sort of started out with that--I was buying Dr. Pepper for a meme at the grocery store when an 11/8 tune came into my mind and I decided to run with it. It was pretty standard, and as usual I made progress rather slowly. The idea was to slowly build up time signatures to reflect the song building up in intensity and soundscape thickness (you might be able to pick out the song going from 11/8, to 12/8, to 13/4, to 14/8, to 4/4). Then later that week [[artist:cecily-renns|JohnJRenns]] gave a whole spiel on how people take too long to make songs for the sake of making them "the best ever" and that in order to improve we should be maximizing speed over quality to gain experience in retrospect. At first I said "okay that's a good idea maybe I'll do that" but then I thought to myself "no, f*** that, I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with this dumb song, it doesn't even need a gimmick". So I did that, and it took a long time, and it was a little bit tiring, but it was fun. I'll probably do this more often: just having fun.
The song uses a lot of synths, which is relatively new to me. But it was interesting to get a little bit more room to work with, EQ-wise. Also, my motif spacing was really weird. There's this one section before the piano Aggrieve where I vomited out like 3 or 4 motifs because I realized I wasn't being canwc-relevant enough. Probably the hardest part of making the song was the length. In general, it's really hard for me to make anything longer than 2 minutes because I hate looping/repeating sections.
At the end of the day I guess the song was supposed to serve as the next in a long line of "songs that Crypt made to experiment with new genres"" but I think Spacetime Starstriker sounds too much like a more realized form of [[track:light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel|Light at the End of the Tunnel]] from [[album:call-and-new-2-locomotif|Train Game]]. But hey, it got me to listen to more electronic music, which I almost never do outside of Homestuck. If I never release my solo album, imagine this as track three. Well, have fun with the rest of the album. It's probably our best one. Don't let [[artist:makin|Makin]] tell you otherwise. MEME
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Track: Harlecoaster (Not Voul. 1 Mix)
Artists:
- Commander Cello
Cover Artists:
- Radical Dude 42
Cover Art File Extension: gif
Duration: '01:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harlecoaster-not-voul-1-mix
- https://youtu.be/8a0nPBVw-ks
Referenced Tracks:
- Harlequin
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Commentary: |-
Commander Cello: (Composer)
During June, I thought it would be funny if I gave the RCT melody to Harlequin, so I did. Then I later became a part of the canmt and thought, "hey, wouldn't this be a funny and relevant joke/song to have?" Then I checked around and found that there was a [[track:harlecoaster|Vol. 1 song]] with the same general idea, but in a different, er, style. And that's how this song got made.
Radical Dude 42: (Artist)
Wait, this was for canwc? whoops
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Track: Secretz Barz
Artists:
- SplitSuns
Cover Artists:
- SplitSuns
Art Tags:
- Joey
- Jude
- Xefros
Duration: '03:09'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/secretz-barz
- https://youtu.be/7g_XImFalv0
Referenced Tracks:
- Saturnz Barz
- track:old-secret
- Ghost Mound
- Explore
- track:carne-vale
Sampled Tracks:
- Saturnz Barz
- track:old-secret
- Ghost Mound
- Explore
- track:carne-vale
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Your Bed
Commentary: |-
SplitSuns: (Composer)
Back in April, [[artist:gorillaz|Gorillaz]] were getting ready to release their new album Humanz. With some coaxing from CaNMT members, I decided to create a mashup for the YouTube channel that would combine the Gorillaz track "Saturnz Barz" with the various trailer music we've heard so far in Hiveswap. Part of the song was set to go with a Hiveswap trailer as a [[artist:siivagunner|SiivaGunner]]-esque bait and switch, and the whole song would be uploaded as a Gorillaz rip. While initially successful, the latter rip was actually striked off of the channel, and the former video was privated to avoid another strike. I later released in on my SoundCloud and am now releasing it on 9 so that you all can hear it once more! As for the song itself, I stuck true to Saturnz Barz' original structure and made sure the Hiveswap music went well with the stops and skips in the song. I also snuck some other Homestuck music in there to make the rip more dynamic. Enjoy!
SplitSuns: (Artist)
When Secretz Barz was originally uploaded onto the YouTube channel, it didn't have any special track art. For its release on my SoundCloud, I decided to give it some! I decided to go with a straight parody of the Humanz cover, replacing the members of Gorillaz with various characters from Hiveswap. I stuck with 3D models only to mirror the detailed 3D avatars of the Gorillaz' members on the Humanz cover, and I also tried to arrange the characters in ways that were reminiscent of the poses on the original cover. The end result is something I'm quite proud of. Also, just so we're clear, I made this more than a month before the existing cover to 9 was made, so any refrance is entirely coincidental.
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Track: A Basketball Calamity
Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Artists:
- ft-rj
Art Tags:
- Lil Cal
- Germy
- Ruined Earth
Duration: '03:48'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-basketball-calamity
- https://youtu.be/xrNCetRwDyg
Referenced Tracks:
- Space Jam
Commentary: |-
ft-rj: (Composer)
Okay so, I had an idea, where I wanted to make some bullshit song, and I found a chord progression I liked... so I took it, and thought... "Let's bullshit this.", and so I did. It was originally a fully original track but then I had the masterstroke of coming across a theory involving Lil Cal and the big man, and i got attached. I then changed the main melody into a rendition of the intro vocals to Space Jam, and the rest is history.... (I also had to shorten the intro three entire times.)
ft-rj: (Artist)
(The theory, people. THE THEORY. I MENTIONED IT IN THE COMPOSTER'S COMMENTARY BY GOD.)
Makin: (CANWC reader)
(The theory turned out to be true, and this song is used in the comic to confirm it, congrats!)
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Track: The Souns of Justis
Artists:
- Nicholas Nakano
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Femorafreack
- Jhon
- 'cw: cops'
Duration: '02:59'
Referenced Tracks:
- The Souns of Justis (Full)
Sampled Tracks:
- The Souns of Justis (Full)
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-souns-of-justis
- https://youtu.be/RYHjrWeiEfw
Lyrics: |-
(Stop! You violated the law.)
(Stop, in the name of the law.)
(There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret.)
Commentary: |-
Nicholas Nakano: (Composer)
because making a femorafreack song was a good idea
avocado: (Artist)
fast and furious: the squeakuel
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Track: uooɔʎ┴ ɹǝʇsɐoɔɹǝlloɹ (Trap remix)
Directory: rollercoaster-tycoon-trap-remix
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Duration: '01:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/uoo-s-o-llo-trap-remix
- https://youtu.be/u2b2uNSJy4w
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Sampled Tracks:
- Mutiny (crapapella)
Commentary: |-
Shwan: (Composer)
Its not an actual Trap remix but ya know, it has the elements. Also inversion is fun
VulkanShawl: (Artist)
you probably not noticed that i simply use an art when RCT is used in a song, also trap nation shit and SIX FLAGS.
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Track: Stabby
Directory: stabby-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Rom M
Cover Artists:
- Ephemerald
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- 'cw: blood'
Duration: '02:19'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stabby
- https://youtu.be/vJ1QukP1sa4
Referenced Tracks:
- Backbone
- Liquid Negrocity
Sampled Tracks:
- Backbone
Commentary: |-
Rom M: (Composer)
fucc boi, So I asked Sean Evans if I could use some samples from his tracks, so that happend.
Ephemerald: (Artist)
The track art is basically a blatant reference to Backbone's track art, in which Papyrus (brother of Sans Undertale) is wearing Sans' jacket and has a crazed expression, presumably because something something bad times. I decided to allude to this by drawing Jack Noir wearing the outfit of Spades Slick (or, Sleck, I guess), with basically the same pose and expression. Since the original image was meant to convey an Undertale battle screen (which is in deliberate black-and-white) I started with a white outline on a black background, only adding sparing splashes of color, then going with grey shading. Overall I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. (And what are you talking about, the minimalistic approach definitely isn't because I was pressed for time. It was purely a stylistic choice.) To those who are wondering why Jack has a sword instead of a knife, it looks cooler.
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Track: 'WANTED: Jack el Negro. REWARD: $720'
Artists:
- WarxTron
Cover Artists:
- Nicholas Nakano
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
Duration: '02:26'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wanted-jack-el-negro-reward-720
- https://youtu.be/C3kOzGRO_Uk
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- The Ballad of Jack Noir
Commentary: |-
WarxTron: (Composer)
I made this as a random idea a few months ago when i was bored and i decided to finish it.
Nicholas Nakano: (Artist)
I like the dramatic showdown motif
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Track: Echo Chamber
Artists:
- SplitSuns
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: '02:33'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/echo-chamber
- https://youtu.be/4k71rZKpPuw
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor
- Ugly Story
- Cascade (Beta)
- Where Have You Been
- track:x-vapor-rom
- track:blank-jimmee
Sampled Tracks:
- Doctor
- Ugly Story
- Cascade (Beta)
- Where Have You Been
- track:x-vapor-rom
- track:blank-jimmee
- Donald Trump speeches
- Sonic The Hedgehog 1 SFX
- Portal SFX
- iOS SFX
- Discord SFX
- PlayStation 2 SFX
- Nuclear Throne SFX
- Minecraft SFX
- Windows XP SFX
- Vectorman 2 SFX
- Donkey Kong SFX
- Donkey Kong Country SFX
- Super Mario 64 SFX
- 'The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time SFX'
Commentary: |-
SplitSuns: (Composer)
This song was originally supposed to be for [[album:jpeg|the .jpeg album]], but I wasn't able to finish the song in time. When .jpeg was still in production and yaz showed me the track art he was designing, he expressed interest in having me return to the BLANK JIMMEE persona to create another vaportrap song. I was more than happy to return to the character, especially since I had recently acquired the synth Massive. This let me use some of the instruments Blank Banshee himself used in his songs! For Echo Chamber in general, I wanted to make the song more in the vein of Blank Banshee's most recent album, MEGA. This meant more intricate production and layered samples than before. I used a lot of sounds from various video games, and also tried to chop and screw vocals more than I had with the previous song (especially with my main man Donald Trump, may his reign last a thousand years.) This song was very complicated, but I think it all came together in the end. To those of you familiar with Blank Banshee's work, I hope I was able to pull off his sound convincingly. To those of you who aren't, I hope the song sounds good regardless!
yazshu: (Artist)
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Lyrics: |-
(When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you, they're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are— Great Dinner.)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey...)
It all could happen...
Where have you been...
Where have you been...
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Track: Intentional Unintentional Touhou
Artists:
- Nicholas Nakano
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Hecka Jef
Duration: '01:47'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intentional-unintentional-touhou
- https://youtu.be/zihcLQi8IXc
Referenced Tracks:
- track:unintentional-touhou
- Penumbra Phantasm
Commentary: |-
Shadok: (Artist)
i never played touhou aaaaa
Nicholas Nakano: (Composer)
i havent either :v
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Track: Moonwasher
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Art Tags:
- Vriska
- WV
- Toby Fox
Duration: '03:08'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonwasher
- https://youtu.be/LtYfgewBVQY
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moonsetter
- Bad Apple!!
- Penumbra Phantasm
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Mayor Maynot
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Rhythm Code
- bootes
- Moonreposter
- MoonShitter
Sampled Tracks:
- Mayor Maynot
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Rhythm Code
- Moonreposter
- MoonShitter
Commentary: |-
Difarem: (Composer)
This commentary requires a CyTube Pro™ subscription to view.
Makin: (Joke Explainer)
The above commentary makes more sense when you realize these albums were [streamed on CyTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ0v2oxxpzM) upon release.
Cloudaria: (Artist)
i had no clue what to do for this, so i was like "washer. washing machine." and threw in the dumb jokes that were in it in a goddamn washing machine shittily in paint.net and mouse. enjoy.
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Track: 'Rose: Escape'
Artists:
- meems
Cover Artists:
- Sozzay
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Jaed
- Jack Noir
- Dadd
- Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite
Duration: '01:50'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rose-escape
- https://youtu.be/ZTaVeMS1jcE
Referenced Tracks:
- Black Rose / Green Sun
Commentary: |-
meems: (Composer)
I made a piano solo. And then I added violins. Choirs too. And percussion I guess.
cookiefonster: (Person)
i thought i trusted you to make commentary that wasnt garbage
meems: (Composer)
that's fine i'll just write an entire book again <3
Wheals: (Human)
it should mention how you're a huge fan of black rose green sun and that's why you decided to make a remix of it
meems: (Composer)
no see that's where you are not correct ~ mees
Difarem: (Being)
alternative title: "black rose, angry meems"
meems: (Composer)
yes
artist:kobacat: (Entity)
this is a really good carne vale remix man
Difarem: (Being)
you should have used my alternate version
meems: (Composer)
no what is wrong with you people
Difarem: (Being)
figuratively and literally everything
meems: (Composer)
I'm not surprised
Discfortune: (Rando)
AM I TOO LATE TO JOIN THE PARTY
Difarem: (Being)
we already ate all the cake
meems: (Composer)
hey can i get on the booklet too
Sozzay: (Artist)
For this piece I wanted something simple but dynamic. The theme was of Rose "escaping from the shittiness" so I had her positioned as if she were falling (or maybe leaping) from the terrifying shitty world. I got a lot of help from meems regarding colour and content and was able to make a dramatic piece that really reflected the song. Hooray for teamwork. Meems and I are a real ride or die duo.
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Track: Starsetter
Directory: starsetter-canmt
Artists:
- WarxTron
Cover Artists:
- WarxTron
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: '02:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/starsetter
- https://youtu.be/DSpCAx81Haw
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
Commentary: |-
WarxTron: (Composer)
I tried to make a song with the instrumentation of Sunsetter. I then referenced the violin part of The Blind Prophet and used Sburban Jungle leitmotif.
WarxTron: (Artist)
The song name is Starsetter, and i instantly thought in jhon putting stars in the middle of the sky. Fucking creative isnt it?
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Track: uprising turnways
Artists:
- ft-rj
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- ft-rj
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
Duration: '02:54'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/uprising-turnways
- https://youtu.be/KEjL-4ahMsQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- The Will to Fight (Original Mix) [Denizen Strife]
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:moshi-moshi
- Unite Synchronization
- Atomyk Ebonpyre
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- Rex Mille Geromius
- Even in Death
Commentary: |-
ft-rj: (Composer)
I made a complete version, and then they said it wasn't good enough so I asked if anyone wanted to help if I gave them the FLP for it, and so, uh. Yeah. That happened on the 26th. I have put three damn months into this shit holy fuck. Good job me on making my first barely ok song? (60 FUCKING hours....)
Kusoro: (Modest Composer)
I fixed mixing, that's pretty much it
ft-rj: (Composer)
wow look at this guy doing this boring commentary pssssh who the fuck does commentary
ft-rj: (Artist)
Hecka Jef going up stairs. What more do you want. (becauase he warned himself.... about the STAIRS... he dose not FALL..... dummy.)
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Track: Opening Night
Artists:
- Double Hats Eyewear
Cover Artists:
- Double Hats Eyewear
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: '01:37'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/opening-night
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFqbxhMFis
Referenced Tracks:
- casino night
Sampled Tracks:
- casino night
Commentary: |-
Double Hats Eyewear: (Composer)
DO NOT LET THE CHILDS RIDE
Double Hats Eyewear: (Artist)
It's a fiend.
Makin: (Viewer)
See [the music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFqbxhMFis).
Lyrics: |-
(I've got good cash today, better hit the stalls.)
(I hope the win the— the big prizes.)
(Maybe I can try me some of these... roller coasters?)
(How do you ride this? I wanna ride this... ride.)
(Better buckle up for this ride of wheels.)
(Young child, the passengers always die.)
(I'm going on a limb, roller wheels or death.)
(Drive me.)
(Drive me.)
(H*ck but with an apostrophe instead of an e.)
(J U S T.)
(J U S T.)
(J U S T.)
(J U S T.)
(THANKS FOR RIDING.)
---
Track: you have got to be SHITTONG me (temp title)
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Jhon
- Rose
- Lord English
Duration: '05:59'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title
- https://youtu.be/kyheJf7VG64
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme)
- Greenhouse
- track:moonsetter
- Slamdown
- Mayorlovania
- track:cascante
- Even in Death
- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Tick
- Doctor
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Broom Temperature
- Title (Mega Man 3)
Sampled Tracks:
- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme)
- Mayor Maynot
Lyrics: |-
[Mayor Maynot samples set to Megalovania]
Commentary: |-
Noisemaker: (Composer)
What originally started as an attempt to make 'motif stew' by throwing a bunch of Homestuck and CaNWC tracks into a melting pot actually turned out being one of my personal favorite tracks I've created for this project. I tried to make it as misleading as possible, with the shitty intro and the god-awful title (credit to cookiefonster, btw) setting your expectations lower than a game of limbo at the Smallville center for midgets. While it was stuck in development hell for a little while, I'm really pleased with how this turned out, and I hope I can continue making tracks like this until the end of time. Actually, probably not that long. That would suck after a little while.
Makin: (Artist)
I actually redrew the rose at the bottom right but then it turned out to be unnecessary. Whoops. Guns are hard to draw from weird angles. Also, stop reading this and marvel at Noisemaker's amazing musical skills.
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Track: Two master classes, a knife enthusiast, and a green dude walk into a bar.
Artists:
- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
Cover Artists:
- Sozzay
Art Tags:
- Lord English
- Rose
- Jack Noir
- Hecka Jef
Duration: '05:44'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/two-master-classes-a-knife-enthusiast-and-a-green-dude-walk-into-a-bar
- https://youtu.be/pc6adq7_KaM
Referenced Tracks:
- Tick
- English
- Chorale for Jaspers
- Dance of Thorns
- licord nacrasty
- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
- Muse of Nanchos
- Liquid Negrocity
- Aggrieve
Commentary: |-
WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES: (Composer)
Wow! Another medley! This song was written for a hypothetical battle between Lord English and Rose, Jack, and Hecka Jef. It took me... about a month to fully put together. Overall, I'm fairly happy where this ended up, and I hope you'll enjoy it.
Sozzay: (Artist)
This piece took me over a month to make and actually changed me as a person. It took me on a wild ride of self-doubt, procrastination, inspiration and perseverance. That sounds really dramatic but drawing this deadass had me experience a series of emotions and events that were perhaps the most life changing moments in the years I have lived. Basically, this piece actually fucked my shit up. But I am really glad with how it turned out and honestly would do it all again. I hope I gave Mines' song justice because it's so fun and was what I listened to when adding the finishing touches to this piece. This whole experience rocked my world and I will forever love this song because of it. This is very emotional perhaps it's because I'm writing this at 2am. I've written "this piece" too much.
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Track: feeling cool and new
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- Sozzay
Art Tags:
- CANMT-Tan
Duration: '02:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feeling-cool-and-new
- https://youtu.be/R927KxNExsY
Referenced Tracks:
- saoidfisd
- Cool and New Music Team
Sampled Tracks:
- saoidfisd
- Cool and New Music Team
- feeling right
- Love Taste
Lyrics: |-
(I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun.)
[Sampled vocals from "feeling right" by Moe Shop]
(I want your everything, every single part of you)
(If you think you can fuck with me, you're going to lose)
(I want to taste your love, anything you want to do)
(And I'll kill you if you try to run, you're mine and mine alone)
[Heavily glitched]
(They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do)
(They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do)
(Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some real stuff? Nah, I like memes. Alright.)
Commentary: |-
artist:kobacat: (Composer)
ur waifu is shit
Sozzay: (Artist)
The goal in mind was canmt-tan drawn in a more anime style with a colour scheme of light blue, pink and/or purple. I went about this piece as normal and admittedly wasn't too confident with how things were turning out at first, but I kept going and ended up really satisfied with the final product. Lately I haven't been creating pieces this bright and light-hearted, so, despite the difficulties, it was a very nice and new experience. Jaspy is great and cool.
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Track: what redbone would sound like if michael bowman was explaining his credit score while spinning two fidget spinners in opposite hands, and sans and ness were battling outside the bathroom
Directory: what-redbone-would-sound-like
Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Bowman
- Sans
Duration: '00:56'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/what-redbone-would-sound-like-if-michael-bowman-was-explaining-his-credit-score-while-spinning-two-fidget-spinners-in-opposite-hands-and-sans-and-ness-were-battling-outside-the-bathroom
- https://youtu.be/vhoyvDX2E0k
Referenced Tracks:
- Redbone
Sampled Tracks:
- Redbone
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Earthbound SFX
- Fidget Spinner SFX
Lyrics: |-
(I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between...)
Commentary: |-
yazshu: (Composer)
i want to
yazshu: (Artist)
kill myself
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Track: ShOwOteim
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- Wights End
- Wheals
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: '02:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/showoteim
- https://youtu.be/5OqjnKyQpME
Referenced Tracks:
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Sburban Jungle
Commentary: |-
Shwan: (Composer)
as i said earlier inversion is fun, this one, reversion is fun
Wights End: (Artist)
Credit where credit is due. Thank you to Wheals for changing my original art to have the OwO face. Everybody give a round of applause for Wheals.
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Track: Furry Monarch
Artists:
- Wights End
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Jaed
- Beq
Duration: '01:54'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/furry-monarch
- https://youtu.be/f01gDafKeCs
Commentary: |-
Wights End: (Composer)
This was originally a song I made to practice piano because I was having trouble finding songs I wanted to play at a difficulty that I could attempt. A few people told me to add instruments to it, so it turned into the orchestral composition that it is today. I'm extremely happy with the mixing, and I really like how the song changes keys. The melody is sort of boring though due to the purpose for which it was originally made.
Shadok: (Artist)
I wanted to try something different so here it is
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Track: Catched Being Naughty (Punishm8ant Time)
Artists:
- Frost Carter
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Vrasky
- Jhon
- Spdaes Sleck
Duration: '02:30'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/catched-being-naughty-punishm8ant-time
- https://youtu.be/0_HWvFSQ8kI
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Liquid Negrocity
- Spider's Claw
- The Ballad of Jack Noir
Commentary: |-
Frost Carter: (Composer)
Hey, my first song for Canmt! I made the percussion and bass for this song ages ago, and I had pretty much scrapped them, but I was messing around with a song combining MeGaLoVania and Liquid Negrocity a wee bit back and I thought, "Hey, that thing that I scrapped would be perfect for this!" Even so, I didn't actually do much with it until I decided to do something for 9. At that point, I composed this in about 3 hours, did a bit of mixing, and that's how it ended up the way it is now.
Makin: (Artist)
What is a man? A miserable pile of serkets. This is why you should never let me draw art from scratch and with a deadline, tracing is cooler and newer.
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Track: Of Orchids and Roses
Artists:
- Nicholas Nakano
Cover Artists:
- Scarodactyl
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Prospit
- Skaia
- Gate
- Derse
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '03:16'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/of-orchids-and-roses
- https://youtu.be/QoqPTHs8imo
Referenced Tracks:
- Of Orchids and Roses (Full)
Sampled Tracks:
- Of Orchids and Roses (Full)
Commentary: |-
Nicholas Nakano: (Composer)
I heard y'all like accordion (also holy fuck i want to make this song better to match the art for this)
Scarodactyl: (Artist)
Another nice Viridian track--he had some good starting ideas for the art as well.
I like how this one turned out. Special thanks to Xamag for drawing The Definitive Rose (You Know the One).
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Track: Through Corruption
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- Wights End
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Prospit
- Derse
Duration: '01:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/through-corruption
- https://youtu.be/xrpM_5lh2cI
Commentary: |-
Kusoro: (Composer)
I tried to make a song that sounds corrupted without being discordant and unpleasant to listen to
Wights End: (Artist)
I tried to make a track art that looks corrupted without being shitty or unpleasant to look at.
Okay but seriously, I thought it would be fun to make trackart that mixes corruption with non-corruption, and I found that the easiest way to do that was to export a low resolution JPEG and overlay that over the original image, and then erase the center. I did this with three different layers of JPEG compression.
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Track: o's sekret spageti
Artists:
- TirantBacon
- Grace Medley
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: '04:40'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/os-sekret-spageti
- https://youtu.be/wcv8V3rZY48
Referenced Tracks:
- Lose Yourself
- track:transcend-canmt
- Sburban Jungle
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- track:unintentional-touhou
- track:moshi-moshi
- Dirgeish
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Battle Theme for the Lost at Heart
- Good Grievous Bodily Harm
- Flare (Green Sun Remix)
- Apexhalation
- licord nacrasty
- track:midnight-suffer
- Aggrieve
- Eternity Served Cold
- track:conflict
Sampled Tracks:
- Lose Yourself
- track:transcend-canmt
- licord nacrasty
- track:midnight-suffer
- track:conflict
Commentary: |-
Grace Medley: (Composer)
"Tirant submitted this like a day or two before the deadline, but Makin said it needed more stuff, so i touched it up in like an hour
Makin: (Grace Meddler)
you're welcome for that, it was a MASSIVE improvement
olkiswerve: (Artist)
parody art of the 8 mile album cover. lose yourself in the spaghetti your knees are heavy mom's weak arms spaghetti
Lyrics: |-
Look
If you had one shot or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to-
Five and I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot, feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better...
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Mom's Spaghetti-ghetti
Ghe-ghe-ghetti
Ghe-ghe-ghetti
(Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...)
(Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...)
(Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...)
Ghetti
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Track: MoonScreamer
Artists:
- XenoZane
Cover Artists:
- XenoZane
Art Tags:
- Dirk
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '00:55'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonscreamer
- https://youtu.be/1jCCNxZM3JE
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moonsetter
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sampled Tracks:
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Commentary: |-
XenoZane: (Composer)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
XenoZane: (Artist)
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Track: Moshi Finds a NES
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- bobthetacocat
- Ephemerald
Art Tags:
- CANMT-Tan
Duration: '02:11'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-finds-a-nes
- https://youtu.be/tbONgMs_o0M
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moshi-moshi
- track:dialup
- Feel Good Inc.
Commentary: |-
cookiefonster: (Composer)
Don't let the name fool you, this song mostly exists because I wanted to do something with Dialup from [[album:v8lume|Vol 8]] which is a song I like way too much. I decided to do what I always do: make a chiptune thing combining it with other random songs, and slap the Moshi label on it for good measure. I think it turned out pretty well even though I'll probably never surpass [[track:the-gemoni-mustard-blood|that one song]] from [[album:of-troles-and-chiptumes|my solo album]] that's on [[album:cool-and-new-greatest-hits|Greatest Hits]]. I'm not joking, [[artist:makin|Makin]] literally told me to make this more like that song.
Ephemerald: (Artist)
Bob drew the NES, the Nintendo-esque "Cool and New Music Team" logo at the bottom, and the CANMT-Tan Seal of Approval. He also sketched up a general outline for how the image would go, which I followed the best I could (while also putting my own take on it). His sketch for Moshi Moshi's boxart looked like Dr. Eggman lying down on a level of Super Mario Bros., so... that's what I drew. The quotes on the upper-left are also taken verbatim from the image outline, because I think they're perfect the way they are. The background with the fuchsia lines is actually an image from one of the endgame levels of FEZ. I included it because I thought it looked 80s, I guess. This entire image was meant to feel dated, like it was actually from thirty years ago, so I tried to reference some NES-era boxarts (like Mega Man 2) with how I wrote the text. Lastly, I added a sepia filter over the whole thing to sell the whole "thirty years ago" aesthetic. Bob, if you're reading this, I hope I did good.
bobthetacocat: (Artist)
hi this is bob and yes you did good holy fucking shit you nailed it
bob commentary: i made the nes and the canmt tan and the canmt nintendo logo just like build said, and i posted the sketch, and then i had to leave for camp until the first of july, which is when i'm tying this, actually
but yeah twin did a great job with what i left and i give my utmost thanks
Ephemerald: (Artist)
I ended up replacing Eggman with Fat Vrasky, which was what was intended from the original outline. One final note of commentary is that I drew both Eggman and Vrasky deliberately using only colors that the NES could display, to make it as authentic as possible. Alright, now I'm done, I swear!
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Track: GrimdAAAAARk
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Art Tags:
- AR
- Jack Noir
- Rose
Duration: '01:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/grimdaaaaark
- https://youtu.be/FcbGMN3fQ1U
Referenced Tracks:
- At The Price of Oblivion
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sampled Tracks:
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Commentary: |-
MrCheeze: (Composer)
this is my very scARy song, won't you come and sing along
CreatorOfJanespeak: (Artist)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa5KCTqwXDg&t=6s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa5KCTqwXDg&t=6s)
---
Track: Cool and New Jungle
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Consorts
Duration: '04:09'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-jungle
- https://youtu.be/-35N2HANrPE
Referenced Tracks:
- track:redial-bomberman-hero
- Sburban Jungle
- Cool And New Countdown
- I absolutely loathe this Drummer.
- Flare
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:secret-of-the-forest-retro-remix-revue
- Rhythm Code
- Another Jungle
- track:jungle-3
Sampled Tracks:
- track:redial-bomberman-hero
Commentary: |-
Difarem: (Composer)
I'm not really pleased with how this one turned out, especially the ending. It was originally concieved as a corresponding jungle for [[artist:mrcheeze|MrCheeze's]] [[track:cool-and-new-countdown|Cool and New Countdown]], from [[album:call-and-new|call and new]].
groeuf: (Artist)
sounded like some mission impossible shit. idk ive got nothing
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Track: Jaed Chaos
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Jade
- PM
- John
- Beq
- Cool and New Music Team
Duration: '02:42'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jaed-chaos
- https://youtu.be/bwIp0EY5hvo
Referenced Tracks:
- Gaia Queen
- Gardener
- Descend
- Penumbra Phantasm
Commentary: |-
TirantBacon: (Composer)
I made this song as an attempt to somehow convey the character of Jaed into song form. Each section of the song represents a significant self-observed character trait of Jaed: Wacky, unfortunate and possibly psychotic. It's composition is reminiscent of [[group:toby-fox|Radiation's]] composition style (of course), but I tried to at least keep it my own style in the later half of the song. Although I might make an extended version in the future, perhaps with certain animal noises... Keep a look out for that! :D
Shadok: (Artist)
There was supposed to be no light effect after reading some reviews by judges i added cool and new effects
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Track: Andrew Hussie's Wild Ride
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- AH
- Problem Sleuth
- John
- Joey
Duration: '03:41'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/andrew-hussies-wild-ride
- https://youtu.be/1R_hq38q92I
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
- track:old-secret
- Pumpkin Cravings
- track:MeGaLoVania
- track:sunslammer
- Under The Hat
Commentary: |-
Pipko Fanfare: (Composer)
This song started off with me noticing how the chord progressions for flare and old secret are based on the same descending tetrachord bass motif (similar to the one used in megalovania) but with different executions and upper voices. So I tried to blend them together just for some arrangement practice since that was a thing I was doing at the time and it ended up turning into this whole big thing. The idea for it to represent the crazy journey that Hussie has been taking us through over the years - starting off deceptively simple and just growing into this complex intertwined mess of weird time shit and paradoxes and black holes and self-referencial madness - came surprisingly late into the process but helped me make the final call on some arrangement details that I think help it "tell a better story" if that makes sense. (And yes, I know Under The Hat and Pumpkin Cravings aren't REALLY PS tracks but come on you and I both know they FEEL like Problem Sleuth.)
Cool and New Music Team|[[artist:cool-and-new-music-team|Anonymous CANMT Member]]:
more like hiveswaps release saga
Shadok: (Artist)
euuuuuu
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Track: The Ultimate "O"down
Artists:
- SplitSuns
Cover Artists:
- Ephemerald
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- 'cw: blood'
Duration: '04:03'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-ultimate-odown
- https://youtu.be/te31ubMShyY
Referenced Tracks:
- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Yo Home to Bel-Air
- Anbroids
- English
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Sampled Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Yo Home to Bel-Air
Lyrics: |-
(A-a-a-are you ready?)
Old Lord Spanish was stompin around
His own Felt Manor like a big playground
When suddenly Vaska burst from the shade
And hit Lord Spanish with a ball of eight
Lord Spanish was pissed and decided to strife
Right before getting stabbed by a really dull knife
When the fearsome Jack Noir burst onto the scene
As Jaed Hardly crashed it in a flash of green
And she sicced her doggod on the Sovereign Slayer
But they heard someone shout "Yo homes smell ya later!"
Out came Kraket with some weapons and loot
And Dabe Stidrer too in his birthday suit
And he took a pair of handcuffs from his cold, chained hands
Locked Vaska to a clonk all according to plan
As sirens blared on in a violent clamour
Femorafreak vowed to send the trole to the slammer
This is the ultimate "[[artist:o|o]]"down of ultimate destiny
Cool guys, new guys, and webcomics
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny
Lord Spanish threw a punch at Femorafreak
And called on Cans to knock him into next week
Then Jack came back ready for his next attack
But Hecka Jef ran in and stabbed him in the back
And Vrasky had realized the cop had lost her trail
When Dabe Stidrer knew he'd be sending her to jail
But he suddenly stopped and his blood ran cold
And daddy Jhon Ebgret put him in a chokehold
And he saw Lord Spanish sneaking up from behind
So he reached for his ham which he just couldn't find
Cause Vrasky stole it from him for some extra weight
But Hecka Jef nabbed it off her fictional plate
And he ran towards Jhon ready for revenge
As Dabe sprang forward with a dad to defend
As quick as a flash, they collided in the air
And they both got spooked by a Lil Cal stare
This is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny
Cool guys, new guys, and webcomics
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate "o"down...
Cherubs cried out
A frightening jingle
From the ninth circle
Arose Chuck Tingle
Who delivered a pounding
Into Jhon's butt
That ruptured his organs
And made him nut
And he fell on the ground
His life now a mess
As Vrasky absconded
With Snoman's dress
But Chuck saw right through
Her clever disguise
And tore her ass open
With just his eyes
Then Snoman's black inches and the staff of Hunk Rump
And [[album:gunshow-singalong|Penumbra Gunshow Singalong's Trump]]
[[track:an-apple-disaster|Apple Girlington]] and [[track:we-are-number-one|Robbie Rotten]]
[[group:tensei|Tensei Face]] and [[group:michael-guy-bowman|Michael Guy Bowman]]
[[group:toby-fox|Toby Fox]] Spades Sleck Fresh Jimmy Matchsticks
[[track:the-flintstones-the-rescue-of-dino-and-hoppy-title-theme-ending|Grand Dad]] crank dat 720 memes to pick
[[album:mobius-trip-and-hadron-kaleido|Hadron Kaleido and Mobius Trip]]
Itchy Momi and Bilious Slick
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And pounded Chuck Tingle in his viral ass
It was the sexiest battle that "o" would dare write
With his readers looking on in hypnotized fright
The battle ended to thunderous cheers
When Hiveswap released after ten thousand years
The champion stood, we bowed our heads and knew
It was [[artist:neil-cicierega|Neil Cicierega]] giving credit where it's due
This is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny
Cool guys, new guys, and webcomics
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate "o"down (This is the ultimate "o"down)
This is the ultimate "o"down (This is the ultimate "o"down)
This is the ultimate "o"down... of ultimate destiny!
Commentary: |-
SplitSuns: (Composer)
While talking in the CaNMT server, I had the dumbest idea for a parody of the Neil Cicierega song "The Ultimate Showdown" wherein the various characters in the song were replaced with Homestuck and CaNWC characters. I wrote out the first verse on a whim, and I knew I had to make a full song around it. I wrote the lyrics first, and once wheals and I made sure they were of a sufficient quality, I started work on the instrumental. I tried to make it be as faithful to the original song as possible, but added my own twists to it through additional sequences and some light referencing of other Homestuck songs. Initially the instrumentation was very similar to Neil's work, but I later went back and changed it to make it more synth-y. I also experimented with fitting leitmotifs into the mix in a CaNH-style way where they fit with the lyrics, but I felt they were too shoehorned in. Finally, I approached WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES to help me out by actually singing the thing, since I can't sing for shit (not even in an ironically good way.) Once he was finished, I did my best to mix it into the song in a pleasing way. Making this song was a real challenge for me, since I never really work with vocals in my music. As a result, I don't feel it's my best work, but I hope you guys will enjoy it and find it funny!
Ephemerald: (Artist)
The original idea for this art was a mish-mash of a bunch of scenes from the "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" Flash animation made around a decade ago (you know the one) into one image, replacing the characters from the flash with the relevant characters from this song. I got as far as drawing Jhon staring at Lord Spanish/English before realizing that it would be way too cluttered and unnecessary, so instead Split and I searched through the entire animation to try and find a scene that we could use. I decided on copying a still where Mr. Rogers is shedding a single tear for all that fell in the majestic battle. Dabe isn't the victor of the "O"down (spoilers!), but since he's shown crying all the time in CANWC, I decided to draw him. (I also didn't feel like spoiling the ACTUAL victor.) And that's pretty much all there is to it.
WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES: (Singer)
Split asked me sing and I said yes so now I am a lord bow down to me
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Track: Moshi Moshi Moshi Moshi Moshi Moshi Moshi Moshi Moshi
Artists:
- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
Cover Artists:
- greenTetrahedron
Art Tags:
- Vrasky
Duration: '00:50'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-moshi-moshi-moshi-moshi-moshi-moshi-moshi-moshi
- https://youtu.be/J2RIYXkr9Ww
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moshi-moshi
Sampled Tracks:
- track:moshi-moshi
Commentary: |-
WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES: (Composer)
I'm so fucking sick of [[track:moshi-moshi|Moshi Moshi]]
Wheals: (Someone, Somewhere)
they're good melodies bront
WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES: (Composer)
It still hurts me
greenTetrahedron: (Artist)
im not entirely sure what i was trying to depict here but making that background was hard so appriciate it
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Track: Of Bork and Yifs
Artists:
- Nicholas Nakano
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Art Tags:
- Beq
- Earth
Duration: '04:29'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/of-bork-and-yifs
- https://youtu.be/GH-NsEyzQKE
Referenced Tracks:
- Dogsong
- Courser
- Ruins (With Strings)
- Penumbra Phantasm
- Mutiny
- track:sunslammer
- Unintentional Anime (Piano Version)
- Atomic Bonsai
- track:frost-vol6
Commentary: |-
Nicholas Nakano: (Composer)
This originally started as a sequel to [[track:of-orchids-and-roses|Of Orchids and Roses]]. I wanted to remix Mutiny, it was incredibly necessary. It is also probably the only reason this song exists. I also wanted to experiment with slightly more discordant and offputting compositions.
olkiswerve: (Artist)
please listen to the phenomenal "still bummed" album by the bandcamp artist "nouns". it's fucking incredible and I love it. link at [https://nounss.bandcamp.com/album/still-bummed](https://nounss.bandcamp.com/album/still-bummed)
---
Track: jaeded
Artists:
- pizzagremlin
Cover Artists:
- NyashAlex
Art Tags:
- Jaed
- Carapacians
- Prospit
Duration: '02:58'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jaeded
- https://youtu.be/u23LGQnWlIQ
Commentary: |-
pizzagremlin: (Composer)
man im just gonna be honest i think this turned out alright even if it was way too long at first but all i really want to do right now is get back to rpg maker fes so what im trying to say is watch out for my newset jam "game" the lever boy coming soon. okay i should probably add something else. um. shamisens sound nice so i used those and also theyre a jaed instrument.
NyashAlex: (Artist)
To be honest, I've long wanted to make some art with the scene of Jaed announcing her newly royal status. At first I've contemplated the thought of making an another photo/art combination, but decided to practice with perspective instead.
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Track: Moshi Meets An Orchestra
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: '02:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-meets-an-orchestra
- https://youtu.be/C21ediWzx-I
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moshi-moshi
Commentary: |-
Kusoro: (Composer)
Moshi isn't a person, bass guitar isn't an orchestral instrument
Shadok: (Artist)
Call and new is my favorite AU
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Track: please kill me remastered vol 9 edition
Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Artists:
- greenTetrahedron
Duration: '01:12'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/please-kill-me-remastered-vol-9-edition
- https://youtu.be/ON9wK6fLLs0
Referenced Tracks:
- please kill me.
Sampled Tracks:
- please kill me.
Lyrics: |-
It's the Nutshack! (Yo.) (Yee, yee.)
It's the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Hooaugh!) (Hey...)
It's the Nutshack! (Oh yeah!) (Ye-yeah!)
It's the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!) (Yeah, it's the Nutshack...)
It's the Nutshack! (Don't forget your boy Angel!)
It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) (Rainbow Scout...)
It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) (Yeah!)
It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack.)
It's the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It's the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
Hooaugh!
Phil's from the soul, Jack's from the P.I
Horatio the Horat so big-eyed
Tito Dick, "Dickman" baby
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack is cool and he's lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin (Ooh.)
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah (Week-ah!)
Phil's homegirl, God Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin' neither (No), shake it like a seizure
Hold on, let me spark this, take a breather (Yeaaah-hahah!)
Breathe the reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watching, son-sah?
It's the Nutshack! (Yah!)
It's the Nutshack! (Aaah!)
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
Commentary: |-
yazshu: (Composer)
life is pain
greenTetrahedron: (Artist)
i just took the peanut from the original please kill me and used it as a brush and then added motion blur
---
Track: Corrupted Collision
Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Femorafreack
- 'cw: cops'
Duration: '03:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/corrupted-collision
- https://youtu.be/OoCMgXQFKRc
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Mille Geromius
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- English
- justice must be a serve
- Tick
- Dance of Thorns
Commentary: |-
ft-rj: (Composer)
I started off trying to make a parody of [[track:oppa-toby-style|OTS]] but using [[artist:cookiefonster|cookie's]] Rex Mille Geromius motif which is quite beautiful in itself. I then lost track and started making chaotic bullshit. I think it turned out well. (I haven't made a decent song since I made this, and it was 5 weeks ago, please help)
Makin: (Artist)
This was originally for [[track:the-souns-of-justis|The Souns of Justis]], but someone forgot to mention they had already done art for it, so I moved the art to something with femora's elitemotif. I painstakingly composed "justice must be a serve" using the Wub Machine DAW (Digital Audio Wubstation). Too advanced for most people. Don't even look it up.
ft-rj: (Composer)
what the fuck is an elitemotif
Makin: (Artist)
oh and also I traced this from a john wick poster
---
Track: Boss Battle Against European Doctor Pepper
Artists:
- Squarewave
Cover Artists:
- Squarewave
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:14'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/boss-battle-against-european-doctor-pepper
- https://youtu.be/hXC2x9CiCQw
Referenced Tracks:
- track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure
- track:dr-pepper
Commentary: |-
Squarewave: (Composer)
So this started out as a boss battle remix, and then I mashed it with a few other songs. It got really long, and sort of repetitive, so [[artist:makin|Makin]] told me to cut it in half. I was going for a eurobeat feel, and keep it pretty pumped and good. It'd be cool to see it used in a quick boss fight flash or something
Squarewave: (Artist)
European doctor pepper. Jpeg artifacts are intentional.
---
Track: Endure
Directory: endure-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Wights End
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Carapacians
- Prospit
- 'cw: blood (abstract)'
Duration: '02:59'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/endure
- https://youtu.be/ibhkwt0i2f8
Commentary: |-
Pipko Fanfare: (Composer)
holy shit i finally wrote something original?! well not THAT original - for a while, the working title of this track was "unintentional toby".
Wights End: (Artist)
[[artist:pipko-fanfare|dC]] said that she was invisioning a horde fight for this song, and the first horde that I thought of was the prospitian guards when Jef was escaping from jail and Jaed had just used her Red Miles.
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Track: Unite Synchronization (Revised Edition)
Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Artists:
- ft-rj
Art Tags:
- Dirk
Duration: '02:52'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unite-synchronization-revised-edition
- https://youtu.be/mJh85Yl9n-A
Referenced Tracks:
- Unite Synchronization
- The Next Episode (Radio Edit)
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Takyon (Death Yon)
- Meet the Flintstones
- Shake That
- We Are Number One
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix)
- The Nutshack Intro
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- track:bonfire-childish-gambino
- Feel Good Inc.
- I absolutely loathe this Drummer.
- Tunak Tunak Tun
- Snow halation
- All Star
- One Pound Fish
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- track:whales-hail-mary-mallons
- Put A Donk On It
- JOHN DO THE WINDY THING
- Without Me
- track:megalovania-undertale
- Lose Yourself
- Space Jam
- POKEMON GO SONG!!!
- Crank That
- Bassline Junkie
- U Guessed It
Sampled Tracks:
- Unite Synchronization
- The Next Episode (Radio Edit)
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Takyon (Death Yon)
- Meet the Flintstones
- Shake That
- We Are Number One
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix)
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- The Nutshack Intro
- track:bonfire-childish-gambino
- Feel Good Inc.
- I absolutely loathe this Drummer.
- Tunak Tunak Tun
- Snow halation
- Loud Nigra
- All Star
- One Pound Fish
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- track:whales-hail-mary-mallons
- Put A Donk On It
- JOHN DO THE WINDY THING
- Without Me
- track:megalovania-undertale
- Lose Yourself
- Space Jam
- POKEMON GO SONG!!!
- Crank That
- Bassline Junkie
- U Guessed It
Lyrics: |-
(La-da-da-da-dah) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
(It's the one and only D-O-double-G) (Do you know what it is? It's my credit score.) (Snoop Dogg!)
(La-da-da-da-dah) (And it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.)
(You know I'm mobbin' with the D-R-E) (The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money.) (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
(TA) Two to the one, from the one to the three (KYON)
(TA-TA) I like good pussy and I like good tree (KYON-TA)
(KYON) Smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe (KYON)
(TA-TA) And I get more ass than (Triple six, five, forked tongue) (We are number one!)
The GameBro is here and he's got the games
All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame
He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school
And he's got just a few cheat codes for you
Yo I'm the GameGrl, and I've got the scores (The games will never stop)
'Cause I woop butt and game hardcore (The games will never stop)
I might look cute but I play to win (The games will never stop) (Oh shit I'm feeling it)
So get your head in the game, 'cause we're about to begin (The games will never stop) (TAKYON)
I got sweet moves and secret skills (The games will never stop) (Hell yeah, fuck yeah, I feel like killing it, TAKYON)
To pull off the codes, the combos, and kills (The games will never stop) (Alright that's tight, what its like to experience)
Tapping my fingers like a maniac (The games will never stop) (TAKYON)
This girl's gone bad on a game attack! (The games will never stop) (TA TA-TA-TA-TA)
OK, it's Childish Gambino, home girl drop it like the NASDAQ (The games will never stop, the games will never stop)
Move white girls like there's coke up my ass crack (The games will never stop, the games will never stop)
Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da
(Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down)
Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da
(Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Never gonna run around and desert you)
Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da
(Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Todokete setsuna)
Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da
(Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Sa ni wa)
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play
(Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da)
Hey now, you're a rock star get the show on, get paid)
(Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da)
And all that glitters is gold (We are number one, we are number one)
Only shootin' stars break the mold (We are number, we are number, we are number one)
Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar (Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love)
Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar... (Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love)
X gon' give it to ya (What?)
Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh)
Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop pop-pop— you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!
I've created a monster (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING)
'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady I'm chopped liver (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING)
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya (DO THE WINDY THING THING)
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING)
Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING)
Quicker than a shock
When I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING)
When I'm not cooperating (DO THE WINDY THING THING)
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (DO THE WINDY THING) (Hey!)
You waited this long now stop debating (Everybody get up) (Kick, kick)
'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating (It's time to slam now) (Kick, kick)
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney (We got a real jam goin' down) (Kick, kick)
But your husband's heart problem's complicating (Kick, kick)
So the FCC won't let me be (Welcome to the Space Jam) (Kick, kick)
Or let me be me so let me see (Here's your chance, do your dance) (Kick, kick)
They try to shut me down on MTV (At the Space Jam) (Kick, kick)
But it feels so empty without me (Alright) (Kick, kick)
I play Pokémon GO every day (Mom's spaghetti)
I play Pokémon GO (He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready)
I play Pokémon GO every day (To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting)
I play Pokémon GO (What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud)
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, then Superman that ho
(Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy
(Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy
(Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy
(Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch— Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it
Bitch you guessed it—
Commentary: |-
ft-rj: (Composer)
more like i want to diesed edition
ft-rj: (Artist)
im not kidding i really do want to die
---
Track: Sunrise
Directory: sunrise-9
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- XenoZane
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Earth
Duration: '03:14'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunrise
- https://youtu.be/NR0ox5SbNQw
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunsetter
- Skaian Summoning
- Ascend
- Penumbra Phantasm
- track:conflict
- track:MeGaLoVania
Commentary: |-
Kusoro: (Composer)
I had fun messing with synths and then suddenly sunsetter happened
XenoZane: (Artist)
im not an artist but its fun to mess with some of gimp's default brushes. if that jhon looks good its because he was basically traced from the [[track:conclude|conclude]] art.
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Track: Fly Me To The Elevator
Artists:
- webdiings
Cover Artists:
- webdiings
Art Tags:
- Dave
Duration: '00:51'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fly-me-to-the-elevator
- https://youtu.be/XZN-EyUV2ic
Referenced Tracks:
- Fly Me To The Elevator (Full)
Sampled Tracks:
- Fly Me To The Elevator (Full)
Commentary: |-
webdiings: (Composer)
I was watching some Evangelion and heard the the Fly Me To The Moon ED and thought the opening sounded super similar to Elevatorstuck. So I made this.
webdiings: (Artist)
eva memes
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Track: Admiring The Nexus
Artists:
- Ragzilla
Cover Artists:
- Schroder
Duration: '00:49'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/admiring-the-nexus
- https://youtu.be/Sfcllah2YcM
Commentary: |-
Ragzilla: (Composer)
I like space.
Makin: (Artist Ghostwriter)
I have no idea who schroder is but DAMN those are some cool wheals
---
Track: The Elation of Elevation
Artists:
- NyashAlex
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Jack Noir
Duration: '03:07'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-elation-of-elevation
- https://youtu.be/WLTYhgkwWHA
Referenced Tracks:
- Aggrieve
- track:frost-vol6
Commentary: |-
NyashAlex: (Composer)
This track was an attempt at creating some kind of "musical recap/description" of a scene (in this case Rose learning how to do the spacey thign). Here we can hear the background low-octave string ambient setting the atmosphere of loneliness, Rose being represented by violins and Aggrieve, Jack being represented by saxophone (sorry i totally forgot that dvs saxophone exists forgive me for my sins :c), the clonck he's trapped in by chiptune, and Rose learning the spacey thign by Frost.
Also while writing this track I've first tried harmonizing, and I think it turned out... ok. At least I've been told so.
NyashAlex: (To Shadok)
i love frenchmen they're cute <3 <3 <3
Shadok: (Artist)
thxxx but they're not as cute as your songs!
Interrobang: (Booklet Boy)
um.
---
Track: Despoiled Dunes
Artists:
- Wights End
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Art Tags:
- WV
- PM
- Ruined Earth
Duration: '02:09'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/despoiled-dunes
- https://youtu.be/tNpDT7_MOKc
Commentary: |-
Wights End: (Composer)
I was learning about how arabic and other traditional eastern music varies from the modern western music that I'm so used to hearing. I decided to try and take what I was learning and apply it to a wanderers themed song. I never actually used any of what I learned other than how it's supposed to sound and what types of instruments are used. I wanted to use a legitimate Maqam (a word use for a type of eastern music scale) but they were so complex and had too many rules for me to keep track of, so I didn't bother.
Cloudaria: (Artist)
i was like "hey, [[album:the-wanderers|wanderers]] chiptune-y thing!!! cool!!!!" and made this. i also realized that i completely fucking forgot basically all the exiles in canwc, so i basically just threw wv, pm, and the big man because i remembered them existing at some point in time as exiles. enjoy.
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Track: Creatrix
Artists:
- Cerulean
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Frogs
Duration: '02:09'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/creatrix
- https://youtu.be/4eUbbCr5AZU
Referenced Tracks:
- Science Blaster
- Flare
- Sburban Jungle
Commentary: |-
Cerulean: (Composer)
Song started out as an old 80s heavy bass dance track but then i realised it sounded much better with the light synth arps of Serum and Poizone. Then my friend, rumu11, created the art but that was rejected :jaedangry:. Overall, I think this is the most creative (get it?) song ive made so far. I might even rework this idea for a later song because it was so fun to work on. Anyway, hope you have a good day everyone <3
Makin: (Artist)
I had a vision of CANWC's future. It happened right after I searched "cool frog" on google. The original art was literally the letters "Creatrix" over a nondescript background, aka
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.
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Track: STRIPE!!!!
Artists:
- pizzagremlin
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Hecka Jef
Duration: '02:05'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stripe
- https://youtu.be/0tpHR_1z9x4
Commentary: |-
pizzagremlin: (Composer)
everyone keeps saying this is like pokemon but i dont see it
Bambosh: (Artist)
I hope they see the pokemon now
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Track: it's Toby, somewhere ...
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '02:32'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-toby-somewhere
- https://youtu.be/Jt4XnGd0kUw
Referenced Tracks:
- It's Raining Somewhere Else
- White
- track:moonsetter
- Liquid Negrocity
- Keepers
Commentary: |-
Shwan: (Composer)
i like Toby, Toby is love, Toby is life (but no homo)
Makin: (Artist)
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Track: Break Battle
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- ft-rj
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Vrasky
Duration: '01:23'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/break-battle
- https://youtu.be/IpqScyeaSwk
Commentary: |-
TirantBacon: (Composer)
I initially sang this song, improvising from the top of my head with random melodies being reached from my brain. While I was improvising I was recording it all in edison, and through whatever I came up with I transcribed all the good parts into a structured sequence. It's not the most "efficient" method of making music, but it certainly leads to interesting results :P
Oh, the song? It's suppose to be the song that plays if Jhon ever fought Vrasky (although this song IS completely lacking of any musical motifs to tell you that...). I think if it ever was to be a used song, it would be a battle theme in some interactive fight sequence or something. I'm not fully going to say it WILL be used, because I can't read minds, but I enjoyed making it nonetheless, and I think that's all that matters :)
ft-rj: (Artist)
well i was sitting in my art program just sorta staring at a screen when i drew a vrasky
and then i was like hey lets do art
so i did it
i then got the wonderful idea to turn it into a strife scene so i made jhon commit a very bad crime of dadde reversel and i think it really shocked vrasky so hard, especially with the barrage of hams and whatnot
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Track: out of time
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- Wights End
Art Tags:
- Vrasky
- Hecka Jef
- Felt Manor
Duration: '01:05'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/out-of-time
- https://youtu.be/zZ5fNJs4N-s
Referenced Tracks:
- timeshit
Commentary: |-
Kusoro: (Composer)
That call and new ii melody was great but lacked shitty earthbound guitar to my taste so here it is
Wights End: (Artist)
When I first heard this song, it reminded me a lot of Metroid, so I decided to base the art on the final portion of Super Metroid where Samus has to escape from Zebes in a limited amount of time. I also wanted to draw some actual track art though so I ended up doing a pixel art image with the super metroid UI at the top. I really like the way Jef came out, but the image as a whole doesn't look that great due to poor balancing of the elements in the frame. Unfortunately I don't think I can fix that without completely redoing the image.
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Track: Clockwork Melodica
Artists:
- Legitimoose
Cover Artists:
- Scarodactyl
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: '00:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/clockwork-melodica
- https://youtu.be/KYGSBPqrmmo
Referenced Tracks:
- Clockwork Melody
Commentary: |-
Legitimoose: (Composer)
roses are red, it's not what it seems, this is the song that got me on the team
Scarodactyl: (Artist)
Jhon is really pouring his soul into that melodica.
---
Track: Cool and New Funky Beat (Feat. Devious)
Artists:
- Rom M
Cover Artists:
- NyashAlex
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Jhon
- Obana
Duration: '02:28'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-funky-beat-feat-devious
- https://youtu.be/9ORGhG0BZsg
Commentary: |-
Rom M: (Composer)
Alright, so a long time ago in april, I composed a little loop in the Phone version of FL, now, the loop was awfully off beat. So I took it to the computer, bam. song.
NyashAlex: (Artist)
Everything featuring the word "beat" is automatically Strider-related. No exceptions.
Scarodactyl: (Art Improver)
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Track: Momi (Piano)
Artists:
- Nicholas Nakano
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Momi
- Jhon
- Frogs
Duration: '02:50'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/momi-piano
- https://youtu.be/Ky20KK2kdWI
Referenced Tracks:
- 'Main Theme (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)'
- Mother
Commentary: |-
Nicholas Nakano: (Composer)
it's not snowman for the last fucking time AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
yazshu: (Artist)
buenos dias
---
Track: I Miss You
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Duration: '04:15'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-miss-you
- https://youtu.be/D-pwsecrBqw
Commentary: |-
Kusoro: (Composer)
I challenged myself to make a song out of every earthbound soundfont sample and lost my sanity around 3 minutes in
avocado: (Artist)
simple painting of the wrong character
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Track: This song was made 30 seconds after the deadline so please have s*x with me.
Artists:
- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
Cover Artists:
- ft-rj
Duration: '00:15'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/this-song-was-made-30-seconds-after-the-deadline-so-please-have-s-x-with-me
- https://youtu.be/PSykVxUZjME
Commentary: |-
WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES: (Composer)
:^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)
Difarem: (Suitor)
nah
ft-rj: (Artist)
ok so its 30 seconds after the deadline and clearly whatis is getting his s*x on judging by those underwear
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Track: 24x SHOWDOWN COMBO
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- cookiefonster
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dadd
- Germy
- Dabe
- Lil Cal
- Jaed
- Underlings
- Consorts
- Rose
- WV
- Fresh Jimmy
- Jack Noir
- Vrasky
- Hrates Bocars
- Spdaes Sleck
- Dacronian Dignity
- Rubs Juice
- Beq
- Gate
- Ruined Earth
- Derse
- Felt Manor
- Skaia
- 'cw: blood (abstract)'
Duration: '04:10'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/24x-showdown-combo
- https://youtu.be/4a3S8cI9EKc
Referenced Tracks:
- -3x piano solo
- Derse Dreamers
- Mutiny
- How Do I Live
Sampled Tracks:
- track:phat2
Commentary: |-
Wheals: (Composer)
Ever since I heard the very well-made medley -3x piano solo in [[album:canwc-sound-test-1|sound test 1]], I wanted to make an arrangement that both had actual instrumentation and wasn't buried among the piles of rubbish on that album. [[artist:shwan|Shwan]] was kind enough to give me a MIDI, which I sat on for 8 months before cranking this out. The theme (and meaning of the name) of -3x piano solo (and this song too) may not be immediately obvious -- it's songs that were used in the comic from Acts 1-4. I had fun adding four more songs to Shwan's reference list, none of which are in [[album:homestuck-vol-1-4|*Volumes* 1-4]].
cookiefonster: (Artist)
Wheals' idea for this art was to make CANWC versions of scenes in every flash each song plays in, so I painstakingly redrew (read: pasted together images and poorly retraced) 24 different scenes from Homestuck, except for a few flashes that had an exact CANWC equivalent where I just stole a screenshot from the flash. Even though I barely actually drew anything (I can't draw to save my life), I'm legitimately proud of this art. Making a Fresh Jimmy version of the FreshJamz logo has to be my best accomplishment yet.
---
Track: Nobody kn"O"ws
Artists:
- Ragzilla
Cover Artists:
- Ephemerald
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
Duration: '03:58'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nobody-knows
- https://youtu.be/G-A5xTtf2YU
Commentary: |-
Ragzilla: (Composer)
I wanted to get like a Hotline Miami 80s theme for this one, with a mix of some modern sounds. I called it nobody knows because it sounds like a level in a game where you finally reveal like a big character or something, and thet last like 5 seconds you finally get to see the character.
Ephemerald: (Artist)
This is probably the track art I'm most proud of for 9. I saw that it was an original composition, which I got really excited about - I could do practically whatever I wanted with the art. So, I'm proud to present my headcanon appearance for "o". Based off of the fact that he goes by a Hella Jeff image, he's a disturbingly high-resolution Hella Jeff clad in a dapper blue cloak, with a nancho around his neck, and two charismatic items (the Tetrix of the Arbitor and the Ink of Squid Pro Quo) fastened to his belt. Just what could he be doing with such holy materials...? Nobody knows, my friends. Nobody knows but him. In all honesty, I had a blast coming up with "o"'s delightfully disturbing visage, and yes, that giant "o" DID take quite a while to shade.
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Track: Downwards
Directory: downwards-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- StarlightCalliope
Cover Artists:
- koykoy13
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Rose
Duration: '04:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/downwards
- https://youtu.be/FhtrQuWxfk0
Referenced Tracks:
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- End of the world
- Flare
- track:MeGaLoVania
- track:transcend-canmt
- Homestuck
- track:moshi-moshi
- Muse of Nanchos
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Good Grievous Bodily Harm
- Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Beatz
- track:midnight-suffer
- licord nacrasty
- justice must be a serve
- Fighting Spirit
- Rhythm Code
- track:plague-canmt
- track:infection-canmt
- Tock
- Tick
- track:1-through-15
- CONTACT
- track:in-the-beginning-basement-tale
- Ratboy Genius Theme Song
- track:formation
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Even in Death
- Liquid Negrocity
- Dance of Thorns
- I absolutely loathe this Drummer.
- Rex Mille Geromius
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- Aggrieve
- Step's Theme
- track:vaccine-canmt
- Oh Boo Hoo
- track:jungle-3
- track:fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form
- While the Iron's Hot
- track:unintentional-touhou
- Unintentional Anime (Piano Version)
- track:ringleader-canmt
- Touchdown
Sampled Tracks:
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Oh Boo Hoo
Lyrics: |-
(Killing-killing Pikachu? Kill-kill-Pikachu?)
Commentary: |-
Makin: (Not Composer)
give me a sec while I pull the cool video up. If you're not watching the stream this will make no sense to you.
Makin: (Quantum Leaper)
if you're reading the wiki [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUjbODCExlo) will make sense to you. Also, this track references the unreleased track "warriorheart.mp3" by StarlightCalliope. All we know is it was a [[track:fighting-spirit]] remix.
koykoy13: (Artist)
Star wanted me to make it as awful as I possibly can but then I made it a bit better than that featuring Dabe as a staircase
StarlightCalliope: (Composer)
Dear god, where do I even start talking about this song? As I’m pretty darn sure you can tell based on both the title, theme, and general feel of the song, this song is intended to be a, “Descend-like,” medley for Cool and New Webcomic. It’s taken a long time to finish working on, (300 hours and work on it since January!!), but I am honestly really proud of how this song turned out. In the song, I referenced... about 44 different songs? Primarily songs released by this very Cool and New Music Team, with a decent bit of songs coming from the Homestuck Music Team, and one reference to a song from the, “[[album:weird-puzzle-tunes|Weird Puzzle Tunes]],” album.
I think one of my favourite things about this, at least in terms of composing, was setting up specific musical ideas/motifs (and that’s the regular use of the term motif, not leitmotif/reference you fricks) and capitalizing on those ideas/motifs throughout the song. One of the most key ideas to the song as a whole, that’s rather integral to it feeling as fast as it does in certain sections, is the use of 32nd notes during portions using Synths. This is first set up during the Moshi Moshi section, and I used this repeatedly in the song both as a way to build tension and keep the listener engaged, and to add an extra bit of cohesivness to the piece as a whole. Repeating references/ideas is another method I used. Such as ending the song the same way it started, with this weird synthy thing from Final Fantasy 6 that has a bunch of delay on it playing a chord. I started the song using an E Minor chord using that thing, and ended the song on a big resolution using an E Major chord. Another example of this was through starting the song off using the same clocks that were used in [[track:cascante|Cascante]], and ending the song with those same clocks. (Albiet, it’s the end of the main part of the song, before the [[Penumbra Phantasm|Penumbra]]-esque bit on the piano with the Horrorterror noises.)
Honestly, this track is by and far the song that I’ve put the most effort into out of everything that I’ve tried to make thus far, and I really am proud of it. Although, I do feel like the mixing is a tad lacklustre and there’s literally no mastering. I suppose this shows that I probably should try to improve in terms of Production, though according to a decent portion of the team I am fairly good at Composition, as based on this piece. Really, I am happy with it, and I’m glad to have finally made a song for a main album, as this is my first time doing so. I really hope you folks enjoy the song as much as I enjoyed composing it! :)
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Track: Nakkin' Ned's Nice Naks
Artists:
- Interrobang
Contributors:
- Ahnock (vocals)
- cookiefonster (vocals)
- Cerulean (vocals)
- ostrichlittledungeon (vocals)
- Nicholas Nakano (vocals)
- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (vocals)
- GoomFloops (vocals)
- pizzagremlin (vocals)
- Makin (vocals)
- ft-rj (vocals)
- Discfortune (vocals)
- Cecily Renns (vocal)
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Consorts
Duration: '02:22'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nakkin-neds-nice-naks
- https://youtu.be/_-ssv7Ngr9A
Referenced Tracks:
- Roustabout (Bassnectar Remix)
- Buy NAK Sell DOOF
- U.N. Owen Was Her?
Sampled Tracks:
- Dunkey History of Gaming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McDXSxH3Sx8 which in turn samples Here Comes the Money by Naughty by Nature
Lyrics: |-
(Nak x413)
(MONEYYYYY) (Here we go, money talks) (HERE COMES THE MONEY)
(UH OH, DID SOMEONE SAY KNAAAAAAAAAAAA...)
Commentary: |-
Discfortune: (Vocalist)
Nak
ft-rj: (Vocalist)
nak-nak nak-nak nak naknaknak-nak naknaknaknaknaknanana-nak nak-nak-nak-nak nak [to the tune of u.n. owen was her]
Makin: (Artist)
nakin
Interrobang: (Composer)
I actually made quite a few songs between [[album:v8lume|volumes 8]] and 9, but the ones that werent used in [[album:intermishin|Intermishin]] or [[album:jpeg|JPEG]] had the weird problem of getting onto [[album:lofam4|LOFAM]], and werent that CANWC related anyway, so I decided to just revoke them from this project. In their place, I wanted something that was firmly rooted in CANWC, and what bette than a song about everyone’s favorite Act 4 walkaround character, Nakkin’ Ned? Many of the parts of this song were taken from the Bassnectar remix of Beats Antique’s “Roustabout” (go listen to it), and many of the other elements were fittingly inspired by Genesis Frog’s “Buy NAK Sell DOOF”. Thanks to everyone who supplied me with naks (I had so many i didnt even have to record myself), and especially those who went above and beyond, namely [[artist:ft-rj|underscore’s]] UN Owen Was Her? naks and [[artist:cecily-renns|JohnJRenns’]] nak soundfont. Naknaknaknak!
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Section: Bonus Tracks
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Track: Of Orchids and Roses (Full)
Artists:
- Nicholas Nakano
Duration: '05:09'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/SOD_MoqZWkc
Referenced Tracks:
- Aggrieve
- Endless Climb
- Dance of Thorns
- At The Price of Oblivion
- Sburban Jungle
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Track: The Souns of Justis (Full)
Artists:
- Nicholas Nakano
Duration: '03:37'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/HpCPoz_4xM0
Referenced Tracks:
- Versus
- Terezi's Theme
- justice must be a serve
- Heir Conditioning
- Pursuit - Corner the Culprit
Sampled Tracks:
- oblivion guards
Lyrics: |-
(Stop! You violated the law.)
(Stop, in the name of the law.)
(There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret.)
---
Track: Fly Me To The Elevator (Full)
Artists:
- webdiings
Duration: '01:42'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/TT7Ta0cEgUo
Referenced Tracks:
- Fly Me To The Moon
- Elevatorstuck