From 9c421aca91b59a51bebd4ad6551efd88961877ef Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Niklink <25875275+Niklink@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2023 19:11:36 -0400 Subject: 3itm bowmix fixes Fixes #148, #149 --- album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml | 19 ++++--- album/lofam4.yaml | 99 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml | 84 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 3 files changed, 190 insertions(+), 12 deletions(-) (limited to 'album') diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml index 0056244c..c682c22b 100644 --- a/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml +++ b/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml @@ -16,7 +16,6 @@ Groups: URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-voulem-1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGU4RdvhkrM&list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-83ChRnD8Q4YLA7rCAHC7A -Directory: cool-and-new-voulem1 Art Tags: - Jhon - Rose @@ -178,8 +177,10 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - Three in the Morning - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- Falling for Ghosts - Bowman's Credit Score - Fruity Pebbles Jingle +- Michael Bowman Remix - Meet the Flintstones - radiation is now on youtube Sampled Tracks: @@ -189,30 +190,28 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Will, The Responstable Constable - Sunburn - Backyard Fun +- Good Cop Red Cop - Rollercoaster Tycoon Theme -- Falling For Ghosts +- Falling for Ghosts - Bowman's Credit Score - Fruity Pebbles Jingle -- Good Cop Red Cop - Michael Bowman Remix - Meet the Flintstones - radiation is now on youtube - Snake Eyes -Art Tags: -- Snowman Lyrics: |- (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.) (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.) BOO, BOO, here come de ghost - And de voodoo priest from de skeleton coast - Trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat, y'all be stomping your feet + I'm de voodoo priest from de skeleton coast + Trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat, you'll be stomping your feet 'Cause I'm sugarcane sweet with a Kingston beat WHOA-OA-OA-OA watch out, here come de ghoul I be spittin' out rhyme while you playing de fool - I'm a treetop masta, dat dance all rasta + I'm a treetop monsta, dat dance all rasta Going back to de island for de sticky-sweet ganja (I'm THINKING of a number. Between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720. I'm THINKING of a number. Between 450 and 850. Do you know what it is? It happens to be 720. Which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number I'm thinking. Is between 450 and 850.) @@ -465,7 +464,7 @@ URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLEzMa1gJTg Referenced Tracks: - Homestuck -Directory: anthem-canv1 +Directory: anthem-canmt Commentary: |- No Funny Name: (Video of the track being 'recorded live', as it were.) @@ -1277,7 +1276,7 @@ URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Am2bnbISkY Referenced Tracks: - track:pseudumbra-phauxtasm -Directory: penumbra-canv1 +Directory: penumbra --- Track: Before. Duration: '2:25' diff --git a/album/lofam4.yaml b/album/lofam4.yaml index c4d9e377..069439ed 100644 --- a/album/lofam4.yaml +++ b/album/lofam4.yaml @@ -1005,10 +1005,105 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/Vo7tZPGX9Sg Cover Artists: - Ngame -Art Tags: -- Snowman Referenced Tracks: - Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix) +- Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix; CaNon edit) +Sampled Tracks: +- Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix) +- Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix; CaNon edit) +- Rice Bucket Challenge +- Toney Burger Activity Center +- BBC Nightly Stews +- 20 Questions +- That's For Cats +- Mr. Dishwasher +Lyrics: |- + (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.) + + (My name is Sheriff Toney Burger Stootzman, I will eat MY BROTHER Marvin in one minute, and then my copy of the live-action Super Mario Brothers movie on DVD will be buried alive.) + + (I'm THINKING of a number. Between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720. I'm THINKING of a number. Between 450 and 850. Do you know what it is? It happens to be 720. Which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number I'm thinking. Is between 450 and 850.) + + (It's a single atom!) (Oh my God!) + + Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning + Those colorful enchanting little specks + They make my taste buds spring to life without the slightest warning + In a way they never do when I eat Chex + + Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast I've been cravin' + I shove 'em by the fistful in my trap + They got vitamins and nutrients and even riboflavin + And make Cocoa Puffs look like a bowl of crap + + Yeah Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are a breakfast taste sensation + They're tiny tasty munchable and sweet + I'd like to start a bloody war and build a Pebbles nation + And murder every other breakfast treat + + And the gallows will sway through the night + For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles + All cereals bow down in fright + For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles + Sycophants and cowards flee + From Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles + Captain Crunch on bended knee + For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles + + The balance of the world's askew + But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles + Promise revolutions new + For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles + What cereal 'mongst other things + But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles + Stays crunchy in the blood of kings? + It's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles + + (My compulsive masturbation, Sullivan! You and me, and my erectile dysfunction, Sullivan! Then I paint all the surfaces of the eggs, Sullivan! It's a mirror collage, Sullivan! DETROIT! THE PASTA CITY! The place was Russia. The year, was 1917. You're under arrest! Just kidding! I now have two complete sets of human teeth + in + side + my + head.) + + Bow, man + Mimimichael (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman) + Bo-bobo-bobo-bowman (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman) + I-i-is (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! + Mi-chael-Bow-man... + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— + + (I'll just, stop doing all that.) + + BACK YARD BACK YARD + BACK YARD BACK YARD + BACK YARD BACK YARD + BACK YARD BACK YARD + BACK YARD BACK YARD + BACK YARD BACK YARD + BACK YARD BACK YARD + BACK YARD BACK YARD + BACK YARD FUN! + + (I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox!) + + (That was the plan, to give you a— seven hundred and twenty— and you got one. Bada-bing, bada-boom, baby!) Commentary: |- Ngame: For those not in the know, Michael Guy Bowman is one of the most iconic people associated with Homestuck. You may remember him as the composer of [[track:sburban-jungle|Sburban Jungle]], one of the comic's most iconic songs, the angelic voice that captivated your ears in [[How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version)]], or maybe even as the "face of the fandom" for his famous Homestuck videos and convention appearances. diff --git a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml index f12ebbbc..b32cc826 100644 --- a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml +++ b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml @@ -66,6 +66,90 @@ Duration: '2:49' URLs: - https://soundcloud.com/plazmataz/dusk-for-the-age-of-miracles --- +Track: Falling for Ghosts +Artists: +- Unknown Artist +- Scott Stutzman +Duration: '4:49' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/scott_stutzman/falling-for-ghosts +Sampled Tracks: +- the original falling for ghosts mix i suppose +Lyrics: |- + I reach out my hand + This is not what I planned to be + You're standing so close + But you're far away from me + + And I wanted you to know + I wanted you to see + That everywhere I go + You're still here with me + + Here I go falling for ghosts again + Letting your words slip under my skin + Living in a dream with my fantasies + Lingering feelings come alive inside of me + + I'm reaching out my hands + And I'm grasping air suddenly + I should have realized + I trusted you so stupidly + + And I wanted you to know + Yeah I wanted you to hear + That everywhere I go + Your voice never disappears + + Here I go falling for ghosts again + Letting your words slip under my skin + Living in a dream with my fantasies + Lingering feelings come alive inside of me + + BOO, BOO, here come de ghost + I'm de voodoo priest from de skeleton coast + Trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat, you'll be stomping your feet + 'Cause I'm sugarcane sweet with a Kingston beat + + WHOA-OA-OA-OA watch out, here come de ghoul + I be spittin' out rhyme while you playing de fool + I'm a treetop monsta, dat dance all rasta + Going back to de island for de sticky-sweet ganja + + And it's the dream that keeps you from slipping away + No matter how many times you choose not to stay + You'll always be with me + You'll always be with me + + I reach out my hand + This is not how I planned to be + You're standing so close + But you're far away from me + + You're standing so close + But you're far away from me + So far away from me + So far away from me + So far away from me +Commentary: |- + Michael Guy Bowman: + Because he is far too much of a threat to national security to be allowed to start his own Tumblr, I feel obligated to tell you about this masterpiece by my old pal Scott Stutzman. + + For the final project of Scott’s music production class, he and his classmates were roped into recording and producing a song from start to finish. For whatever reason it was decided that it would be a collaboration between the whole class and everyone would turn in their own mix. The professor decided to allow the class to decide as a group what the genre would be and whose song they would use. + + Despite the entire class consisting of guys who play guitar, no one had the guts to suggest a genre offhand. The biggest slacker of them all, a white kid with dreadlocks who had missed half the classes, half-heartedly suggested reggae, an offer which the teacher accepted. + + The teacher asked for people to volunteer their songs. Again, no one was ballsy enough to speak up - Scott was one of the few who had written a song from time to time, but since his usual faire is stuff about death, loss of innocence, and [[track:fruity-pebbles-jingle|Fruity Pebbles]], he thought maybe it was best to abstain from this poll. Songwriting duties were given to a black-haired faux-goth at the back of the room who claimed to have written “a lot of songs" but that they were all “just lyrics" and no music. + + This should have been a red flag to the earnest professor, who spent the next couple of days matching her “song" to music. The entire class found itself sitting in on the extra-spooky recording sessions for her love song to the undead titled “Falling for Ghosts" in what was the invention of the new genre Emo Reggae. + + On the last day of class, everyone showed up with a CD containing their own personal mix of the song. It must have been monotonous sitting there hearing “Falling for Ghosts" over and over with little-to-no variation between versions… except of course for this one with some SCARETACULAR additional material which Scott decided to record and add in at the last second. + + TL;DR when you get to the 3 minute mark, everything will suddenly make sense. + + Scott Stutzman: + I did a mix of a classmate's song as a school project. (I added a little somethin' to the middle. I don't think she liked it.) +--- Track: Featherlight Artists: - Toris Crow -- cgit 1.3.0-6-gf8a5