From 32dfbafe9a45e74e6f432dc68e5adda58984cab2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Niklink <25875275+Niklink@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Thu, 7 Sep 2023 16:40:54 -0400 Subject: review: lyrics --- album/9.yaml | 401 +++++---- album/bowmania.yaml | 1476 ++++++++++++++++++-------------- album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml | 162 ++-- album/canwave-2.yaml | 380 ++++---- album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml | 179 ++-- album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3.yaml | 134 +-- album/cool-and-new-sonic-team.yaml | 8 +- album/jpeg.yaml | 272 +++--- album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml | 36 +- album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml | 318 +++++-- album/the-ballad-of-megan-pouring.yaml | 64 +- album/v8lume.yaml | 225 ++--- 12 files changed, 2098 insertions(+), 1557 deletions(-) (limited to 'album') diff --git a/album/9.yaml b/album/9.yaml index 98969555..f033d2b7 100644 --- a/album/9.yaml +++ b/album/9.yaml @@ -76,9 +76,11 @@ Sampled Tracks: - 'Intro: I Switched My Robot Off' - Moonbase Alpha (Video Game) Lyrics: |- - i turned my daddy on (999) - and i s*x more (999) - but punish less. (999) + (i turned my daddy on) (999) + (and i s*x more) (999) + (but punish less.) (999) + (but punish less, punish less) (999) + (punish less, less, less) (999) (ignition) (here comes the skaian earthquake) (rollercoaster launched) (999, 999, 999) (413!) @@ -231,11 +233,11 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-souns-of-justis - https://youtu.be/RYHjrWeiEfw Lyrics: |- - (Stop! You violated the law) + (Stop! You violated the law.) - (Stop, in the name of the law) + (Stop, in the name of the law.) - (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret) + (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret.) Commentary: |- Nicholas Nakano: (Composer) because making a femorafreack song was a good idea @@ -357,10 +359,14 @@ Commentary: |- yazshu: (Artist) a Lyrics: |- - (When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you, they're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are-- Great Dinner.) + (When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you, they're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are— Great Dinner.) + (Hey, hey, hey, hey...) + It all could happen... + Where have you been... + Where have you been... --- Track: Intentional Unintentional Touhou @@ -583,21 +589,21 @@ Commentary: |- Makin: (Viewer) See the music video. Lyrics: |- - (I've got good cash today, better hit the stalls) - (I hope the win the--the big prizes) + (I've got good cash today, better hit the stalls.) + (I hope the win the— the big prizes.) (Maybe I can try me some of these... roller coasters?) - (How do you ride this? I wanna ride this... ride) - (Better buckle up for this ride of wheels) - (Young child, the passengers always die) - (I'm going on a limb, roller wheels or death) - (Drive me) - (Drive me) - (H*ck but with an apostrophe instead of an e) - (J U S T) - (J U S T) - (J U S T) - (J U S T) - (THANKS FOR RIDING) + (How do you ride this? I wanna ride this... ride.) + (Better buckle up for this ride of wheels.) + (Young child, the passengers always die.) + (I'm going on a limb, roller wheels or death.) + (Drive me.) + (Drive me.) + (H*ck but with an apostrophe instead of an e.) + (J U S T.) + (J U S T.) + (J U S T.) + (J U S T.) + (THANKS FOR RIDING.) --- Track: you have got to be SHITTONG me (temp title) Artists: @@ -734,7 +740,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Earthbound SFX - Fidget Spinner SFX Lyrics: |- - (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between--) + (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between...) Commentary: |- yazshu: (Composer) i want to @@ -1000,12 +1006,14 @@ Lyrics: |- This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better... + You can do anything you set your mind to, man Mom's Spaghetti-ghetti Ghe-ghe-ghetti Ghe-ghe-ghetti - (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) - (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) - (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + Ghetti --- Track: MoonScreamer @@ -1203,100 +1211,97 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Yo Home to Bel-Air Lyrics: |- (A-a-a-are you ready?) - old lord spanish was stompin around - his own felt manor like a big playground - when suddenly vaska burst from the shade - and hit lord spanish with a ball of eight - lord spanish was pissed and decided to strife - right before getting stabbed by a really dull knife - when the fearsome jack noir burst onto the scene - as jaed hardly crashed it in a flash of green - and she sicced her doggod on the sovereign slayer - but they heard someone shout "yo homes smell ya later!" - out came kraket with some weapons and loot - and dabe stidrer too in his birthday suit - and he took a pair of handcuffs from his cold, chained hands - locked vaska to a clonk all according to plan - as sirens blared on in a violent clamour - femorafreak vowed to send the trole to the slammer - - this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny - cool guys, new guys, and webcomics - as far as the eye can see - and only one will survive - i wonder who it will be? - this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny - - lord spanish threw a punch at femorafreak - and called on cans to knock him into next week - then jack came back ready for his next attack - but hecka jef ran in and stabbed him in the back - and vrasky had realized the cop had lost her trail - when dabe stidrer knew he'd be sending her to jail - but he suddenly stopped and his blood ran cold - and daddy jhon ebgret put him in a chokehold - and he saw lord spanish sneaking up from behind - so he reached for his ham which he just couldn't find - cause vrasky stole it from him for some extra weight - but hecka jef nabbed it off her fictional plate - and he ran towards jhon ready for revenge - as dabe sprang forward with a dad to defend - as quick as a flash, they collided in the air - and they both got spooked by a lil cal stare - - this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny - cool guys, new guys, and webcomics - as far as the eye can see - and only one will survive - i wonder who it will be? - this is the ultimate "o"down... - - cherubs cried out - a frightening jingle - from the ninth circle - arose chuck tingle - who delivered a pounding - into jhon's butt - that ruptured his organs - and made him nut - and he fell on the ground - his life now a mess - as vrasky absconded - with snoman's dress - but chuck saw right through - her clever disguise - and tore her ass open - with just his eyes - - then snoman's black inches and the staff of hunk rump - and penumbra gunshow singalong's trump - apple girlington and robbie rotten - tensei face and michael guy bowman - toby fox spades sleck fresh jimmy matchsticks - grand dad crank dat 720 memes to pick - hadron kaleido and mobius trip - itchy momi and bilious slick - - all came out of nowhere lightning fast - and pounded chuck tingle in his viral ass - it was the sexiest battle that "o" would dare write - with his readers looking on in hypnotized fright - the battle ended to thunderous cheers - when hiveswap released after ten thousand years - the champion stood, we bowed our heads and knew - it was neil cicierega giving credit where it's due. - - this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny - cool guys, new guys, and webcomics - as far as the eye can see - and only one will survive - i wonder who it will be? - this is the ultimate "o"down... - (this is the ultimate "o"down...) - this is the ultimate "o"down... - (this is the ultimate "o"down...) - this is the ultimate "o"down... - of ultimate destiny! + Old Lord Spanish was stompin around + His own Felt Manor like a big playground + When suddenly Vaska burst from the shade + And hit Lord Spanish with a ball of eight + Lord Spanish was pissed and decided to strife + Right before getting stabbed by a really dull knife + When the fearsome Jack Noir burst onto the scene + As Jaed Hardly crashed it in a flash of green + And she sicced her doggod on the Sovereign Slayer + But they heard someone shout "Yo homes smell ya later!" + Out came Kraket with some weapons and loot + And Dabe Stidrer too in his birthday suit + And he took a pair of handcuffs from his cold, chained hands + Locked Vaska to a clonk all according to plan + As sirens blared on in a violent clamour + Femorafreak vowed to send the trole to the slammer + + This is the ultimate "[[artist:o|o]]"down of ultimate destiny + Cool guys, new guys, and webcomics + As far as the eye can see + And only one will survive + I wonder who it will be? + This is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny + + Lord Spanish threw a punch at Femorafreak + And called on Cans to knock him into next week + Then Jack came back ready for his next attack + But Hecka Jef ran in and stabbed him in the back + And Vrasky had realized the cop had lost her trail + When Dabe Stidrer knew he'd be sending her to jail + But he suddenly stopped and his blood ran cold + And daddy Jhon Ebgret put him in a chokehold + And he saw Lord Spanish sneaking up from behind + So he reached for his ham which he just couldn't find + Cause Vrasky stole it from him for some extra weight + But Hecka Jef nabbed it off her fictional plate + And he ran towards Jhon ready for revenge + As Dabe sprang forward with a dad to defend + As quick as a flash, they collided in the air + And they both got spooked by a Lil Cal stare + + This is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny + Cool guys, new guys, and webcomics + As far as the eye can see + And only one will survive + I wonder who it will be? + This is the ultimate "o"down... + + Cherubs cried out + A frightening jingle + From the ninth circle + Arose Chuck Tingle + Who delivered a pounding + Into Jhon's butt + That ruptured his organs + And made him nut + And he fell on the ground + His life now a mess + As Vrasky absconded + With Snoman's dress + But Chuck saw right through + Her clever disguise + And tore her ass open + With just his eyes + + Then Snoman's black inches and the staff of Hunk Rump + And [[album:gunshow-singalong|Penumbra Gunshow Singalong's Trump]] + [[track:an-apple-disaster|Apple Girlington]] and [[track:we-are-number-one|Robbie Rotten]] + [[group:tensei|Tensei Face]] and [[group:michael-guy-bowman|Michael Guy Bowman]] + [[group:toby-fox|Toby Fox]] Spades Sleck Fresh Jimmy Matchsticks + [[track:the-flintstones-the-rescue-of-dino-and-hoppy-title-themeending|Grand Dad]] crank dat 720 memes to pick + [[album:mobius-trip-and-hadron-kaleido|Hadron Kaleido and Mobius Trip]] + Itchy Momi and Bilious Slick + + All came out of nowhere lightning fast + And pounded Chuck Tingle in his viral ass + It was the sexiest battle that "o" would dare write + With his readers looking on in hypnotized fright + The battle ended to thunderous cheers + When Hiveswap released after ten thousand years + The champion stood, we bowed our heads and knew + It was [[artist:neil-cicierega|Neil Cicierega]] giving credit where it's due + + This is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny + Cool guys, new guys, and webcomics + As far as the eye can see + And only one will survive + I wonder who it will be? + This is the ultimate "o"down (This is the ultimate "o"down) + This is the ultimate "o"down (This is the ultimate "o"down) + This is the ultimate "o"down... of ultimate destiny! Commentary: |- SplitSuns: (Composer) While talking in the CaNMT server, I had the dumbest idea for a parody of the Neil Cicierega song "The Ultimate Showdown" wherein the various characters in the song were replaced with Homestuck and CaNWC characters. I wrote out the first verse on a whim, and I knew I had to make a full song around it. I wrote the lyrics first, and once wheals and I made sure they were of a sufficient quality, I started work on the instrumental. I tried to make it be as faithful to the original song as possible, but added my own twists to it through additional sequences and some light referencing of other Homestuck songs. Initially the instrumentation was very similar to Neil's work, but I later went back and changed it to make it more synth-y. I also experimented with fitting leitmotifs into the mix in a CaNH-style way where they fit with the lyrics, but I felt they were too shoehorned in. Finally, I approached WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES to help me out by actually singing the thing, since I can't sing for shit (not even in an ironically good way.) Once he was finished, I did my best to mix it into the song in a pleasing way. Making this song was a real challenge for me, since I never really work with vocals in my music. As a result, I don't feel it's my best work, but I hope you guys will enjoy it and find it funny! @@ -1454,7 +1459,8 @@ Lyrics: |- It's the Nutshack! (Yah!) It's the Nutshack! (Aaah!) - It's the Nutshack-- + It's the Nutshack! + It's the Nutshack! Commentary: |- yazshu: (Composer) life is pain @@ -1552,7 +1558,7 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/mJh85Yl9n-A Referenced Tracks: - Unite Synchronization -- The Next Episode +- The Next Episode (Radio Edit) - Bowman's Credit Score - Takyon (Death Yon) - Meet the Flintstones @@ -1584,7 +1590,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - U Guessed It Sampled Tracks: - Unite Synchronization -- The Next Episode +- The Next Episode (Radio Edit) - Bowman's Credit Score - Takyon (Death Yon) - Meet the Flintstones @@ -1600,6 +1606,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - I absolutely loathe this Drummer. - Tunak Tunak Tun - Snow halation +- Loud Nigra - All Star - One Pound Fish - X Gon' Give It to Ya @@ -1615,54 +1622,46 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Bassline Junkie - U Guessed It Lyrics: |- - (approximate) - Da-da-da-da, it's the one and only Snoop D-O-GG (Snoop Dogg!) - Da-da-da-da, it's the one and only Snoop D-O-GG (Snoop Dogg!) - - I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. + (La-da-da-da-dah) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) + (It's the one and only D-O-double-G) (Do you know what it is? It's my credit score.) (Snoop Dogg!) + (La-da-da-da-dah) (And it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.) + (You know I'm mobbin' with the D-R-E) (The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money.) (Yeah, yeah, yeah!) - Two to the one, from the one to the three - I like good pussy and I like good tree - Smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe - and I get more ass than (We are number one!) + (TA) Two to the one, from the one to the three (KYON) + (TA-TA) I like good pussy and I like good tree (KYON-TA) + (KYON) Smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe (KYON) + (TA-TA) And I get more ass than (Triple six, five, forked tongue) (We are number one!) The GameBro is here and he's got the games All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school And he's got just a few cheat codes for you - Yo I'm the GameGrl, and I've got the scores
'Cause I woop butt and game hardcore - I might look cute but I play to win - So get your head in the game, 'cause we're about to begin - I got sweet moves and secret skills - To pull off the codes, the combos, and kills - Tapping my fingers like a maniac - This girl's gone bad on a game attack! - The games will never stop, the games will never stop (TA-KYON, TA-TA KYON, TA-KYON, TA-TA) - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - The games will never stop, the games will never stop (TA-KYON, TA-TA KYON, TA-KYON, TA-TA) - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - - (The Games Will Never Stop) - - OK, it's Childish Gambino, home girl drop it like the NASDAQ - Move white girls like there's coke up my ass crack - - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - - Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da (Never gonna give you up) + Yo I'm the GameGrl, and I've got the scores (The games will never stop) + 'Cause I woop butt and game hardcore (The games will never stop) + I might look cute but I play to win (The games will never stop) (Oh shit I'm feeling it) + So get your head in the game, 'cause we're about to begin (The games will never stop) (TAKYON) + I got sweet moves and secret skills (The games will never stop) (Hell yeah, fuck yeah, I feel like killing it, TAKYON) + To pull off the codes, the combos, and kills (The games will never stop) (Alright that's tight, what its like to experience) + Tapping my fingers like a maniac (The games will never stop) (TAKYON) + This girl's gone bad on a game attack! (The games will never stop) (TA TA-TA-TA-TA) + + OK, it's Childish Gambino, home girl drop it like the NASDAQ (The games will never stop, the games will never stop) + Move white girls like there's coke up my ass crack (The games will never stop, the games will never stop) Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down) Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Never gonna run around and desert you) Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Todokete setsuna) + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Sa ni wa) - Hey now, you're an all star - Get your game on, go play - Hey now, you're a rock star - Get the show on, get paid - And all that glitters is gold - Only shootin' stars break the mold - - (We are number, we are number, we are number one) + Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play + (Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da) + Hey now, you're a rock star get the show on, get paid) + (Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da) + And all that glitters is gold (We are number one, we are number one) + Only shootin' stars break the mold (We are number, we are number, we are number one) Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar (Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love) Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar... (Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love) @@ -1670,46 +1669,33 @@ Lyrics: |- X gon' give it to ya (What?) Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real - With the non-stop pop-pop--- you wanna put a bangin' donk on it! + With the non-stop pop-pop— you wanna put a bangin' donk on it! - I've created a monster + I've created a monster (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING) 'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more - They want Shady I'm chopped liver - Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya - A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor - Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart + They want Shady I'm chopped liver (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING) + Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya (DO THE WINDY THING THING) + A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING) + Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING) Quicker than a shock - When I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor - When I'm not cooperating - When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!) - - You waited this long now stop debating - 'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating - I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney - But your husband's heart problem's complicating - - So the FCC won't let me be - Or let me be me so let me see - They try to shut me down on MTV - But it feels so empty without me - - Everybody get up it's time to slam now - We got a real jam goin' down - Welcome to the Space Jam - Here's your chance, do your dance - At the Space Jam - Alright - - I play Pokémon GO every day - I play Pokémon GO - - --mom's spaghetti - He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready - To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting - What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud + When I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING) + When I'm not cooperating (DO THE WINDY THING THING) + When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (DO THE WINDY THING) (Hey!) - I play Pokémon GO every day - I play Pokémon GO + You waited this long now stop debating (Everybody get up) (Kick, kick) + 'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating (It's time to slam now) (Kick, kick) + I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney (We got a real jam goin' down) (Kick, kick) + But your husband's heart problem's complicating (Kick, kick) + + So the FCC won't let me be (Welcome to the Space Jam) (Kick, kick) + Or let me be me so let me see (Here's your chance, do your dance) (Kick, kick) + They try to shut me down on MTV (At the Space Jam) (Kick, kick) + But it feels so empty without me (Alright) (Kick, kick) + + I play Pokémon GO every day (Mom's spaghetti) + I play Pokémon GO (He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready) + I play Pokémon GO every day (To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting) + I play Pokémon GO (What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud) Soulja Boy off in this ho Watch me crank it, watch me roll @@ -1721,7 +1707,7 @@ Lyrics: |- Now watch— Soulja Boy off in this ho Watch me crank it - Bitch you guessed it-- + Bitch you guessed it— Commentary: |- sylvarn: (Composer) more like i want to diesed edition @@ -2207,7 +2193,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Oh Boo Hoo Lyrics: |- - (killing-killing Pikachu? kill-kill-Pikachu?) + (Killing-killing Pikachu? Kill-kill-Pikachu?) Commentary: |- Makin: (Not Composer) give me a sec while I pull the cool video up. If you're not watching the stream this will make no sense to you. @@ -2253,10 +2239,13 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Roustabout (Bassnectar Remix) - Buy NAK Sell DOOF - U.N. Owen Was Her? +Sampled Tracks: +- Dunkey History of Gaming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McDXSxH3Sx8 which in turn samples Here Comes the Money by Naughty by Nature Lyrics: |- (Nak x413) - (Uh oh? Did someone say yeeeeeeeaaa---) + (MONEYYYYY) (Here we go, money talks) (HERE COMES THE MONEY) + (UH OH, DID SOMEONE SAY KNAAAAAAAAAAAA...) Commentary: |- Discfortune: (Vocalist) Nak @@ -2276,7 +2265,7 @@ Track: Of Orchids and Roses (Full) Artists: - Nicholas Nakano Has Cover Art: false -Duration: '03:00' +Duration: '05:09' URLs: - https://youtu.be/SOD_MoqZWkc Referenced Tracks: @@ -2290,7 +2279,7 @@ Track: The Souns of Justis (Full) Artists: - Nicholas Nakano Has Cover Art: false -Duration: '02:00' +Duration: '03:37' URLs: - https://youtu.be/HpCPoz_4xM0 Referenced Tracks: @@ -2299,18 +2288,20 @@ Referenced Tracks: - justice must be a serve - Heir Conditioning - Cornered +Sampled Tracks: +- oblivion guards Lyrics: |- - (Stop! You violated the law) + (Stop! You violated the law.) - (Stop, in the name of the law) + (Stop, in the name of the law.) - (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret) + (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret.) --- Track: Fly Me To The Elevator (Full) Artists: - webdiings Has Cover Art: false -Duration: '01:51' +Duration: '01:42' URLs: - https://youtu.be/TT7Ta0cEgUo Referenced Tracks: diff --git a/album/bowmania.yaml b/album/bowmania.yaml index cf75f303..728d1afa 100644 --- a/album/bowmania.yaml +++ b/album/bowmania.yaml @@ -59,27 +59,20 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lore-2-the-revengning - https://youtu.be/QKN9oelGbCc Lyrics: |- - (It is March, 2017—nearly six months since Bowman was shot and killed.) - (For six months, his brothaaaaaa Scott Stutzman quested valiantly, searching far and wide for any means to revive his a-a-a-a-awesome companion.) + (It is March, 2017—nearly six months since Bowman was shot and killed. For six months, his—) (Brothaaaaaa) (Scott Stutzman quested valiantly, searching far and wide for any means to revive his—) (A-a-a-a-awesome!) (Companion. Then, deep in the heart of—) (Detroit! The pasta city!) (A mysterious cl”o”aked figure gifted Stutzman the knowledge necessary to bring back the dead. He makes his way now to the top of Mt.—) (Buttocks.) (To place Bowman's corpse on—) (Your bed.) - (Then, deep in the heart of Detroit, the pasta city, a mysterious cl”o”aked figure gifted Stutzman the knowledge necessary to bring back the dead.) - (He makes his way now to the top of Mt. Buttocks, to place Bowman's corpse on your bed.) - - (I don't know how much longer I can carry on with this rotting corpse hanging over my shoulder, but I will do it or my name isn't Constable Governor Sam Houston. I will carry Bowman's body to his big Bowman bed in ten minutes, and then he will return to life by gum. Whoopee! Whoopee!) + (I don't know how much longer I can carry on with this rotting corpse hanging over my shoulder, but I will do it or my name isn't Constable Governor Sam Houston. I will carry Bowman's body to his big Bowman bed in ten minutes, and then he will return to life, by gum! Whoopee! Whoopee!) (He arrived at the fabled peak, the wind billowing against his rippling belly.) - (Hands on your head! Body on your bed!) - (Bed safe… bed warm… bed knows…) - - (Wait a minute. What's happening?) - (Is this really...Is this really—it is! Boo boo, here come da ghoooost!) + (Hands on your head! Body on your bed! Bed safe... bed warm... bed knows... Wait a minute. What's happening? Is this really... Is this really... it is! Boo boo, here come da ghoooost!) - (Bo-bo-bo-bowman!) - (Hilarious!) (Bowman bowman bowman bowman!) - (Bowman bowman bowman bowman!) + (Bo-bo-bo-Bowman!) + (Hilarious!) + (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman...) + (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman...) (Awesome awesome) - (Bowma-) + (Bowma—) --- Track: BOWMANIA ~ TITLE SCREEN Artists: @@ -102,18 +95,20 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmania-title-screen - https://youtu.be/eP6PiLRWKeU Lyrics: |- - Hello Bowfans, and yes I said Bowfans, because Bowlievers is so 2012 and Bowmans why that's 2013 skidoo - silk-screened, with a photo of my head, you can buy it, now, soon, for this much, this month, - I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks - You know what it is? - It happens to be 720 - I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks - This number happens to be between my buttocks which means I will save a lot of money - B O R E D BORED B O - (Bowman bowman, bowman, bowma) - What're we gonna do Michael? - I-- don't-- the sky, I don't have any ideas - Wait, Michael, let's have-- + (Hello Bowfans, and yes I said Bowfans, because Bowlievers is so 2012 and Bowmans why that's 2013 skidoo.) + (Uhh. silk-screened, with a photo of my head, you can buy it, now, soon, for this much.) + + (I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks.) + (Do you know what it is?) + (It happens to be 720.) + (I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks.) + (This number happens to be between my buttocks which means I will save a lot of money.) + + B O R E D BORED B (BORED) O + + (What are we gonna do Michael?) + (I don't— the sky, I don't have any ideas) + (Wait a minute, Michael, let's have—) --- Track: With Apologies to Neil Cicierega Artists: @@ -225,44 +220,44 @@ Lyrics: |- A war started with a thought, thinking of a credit score Commentary: |- Makin: (Composer) - An explanation of the lyrics' references to Stutzbow and Touhou lore: - I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks <- bowman's credit score - And that number's not between 450 and 850 - With nothing but greed capturing my heart + An explanation of the lyrics' references to Stutzbow and Touhou lore:
+ I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks <- bowman's credit score
+ And that number's not between 450 and 850
+ With nothing but greed capturing my heart
Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score - Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score <- undefined fantastic object - Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble <- fruity pebbles jingle, subterranean animism - Seven hundred twenty desires denied by <- ten desires + Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score <- undefined fantastic object
+ Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble <- fruity pebbles jingle, subterranean animism
+ Seven hundred twenty desires denied by <- ten desires
The embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow <- embodiment of scarlet devil - Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid <- chameleon, hopeless masquerade - An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed <- bowman can't catch, 100%, impossible spell card - An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul <- william henry harrison, immaterial and missing power - The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes <- rice challenge, imperishable night - I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard <- perfect cherry blossom, backyard fun - Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds <- radiation is now on youtube, phantasmagoria of flower view + Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid <- chameleon, hopeless masquerade
+ An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed <- bowman can't catch, 100%, impossible spell card
+ An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul <- william henry harrison, immaterial and missing power
+ The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes <- rice challenge, imperishable night
+ I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard <- perfect cherry blossom, backyard fun
+ Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds <- radiation is now on youtube, phantasmagoria of flower view
Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core <- scarlet weather rhapsody, good cop red cop I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score - Bumper to bumper I flee, from the brothers that believe <- bumper to bumper - That my sinful soul can solve the pasta's antinomy <- antinomy of common flowers - Through idioms japanese, untranslatable I feel <- an apple disaster - The Stutzbow will never stop, chasing me with endless glee <- gamebro - Meme numbers won't appear, not a miracle, just fright <- MEME NUMBERS - As I near my final fate, my endless numeric night - Texas history forlorn, in limbo its long lost lore <- texas history, urban legend in limbo + Bumper to bumper I flee, from the brothers that believe <- bumper to bumper
+ That my sinful soul can solve the pasta's antinomy <- antinomy of common flowers
+ Through idioms japanese, untranslatable I feel <- an apple disaster
+ The Stutzbow will never stop, chasing me with endless glee <- gamebro
+ Meme numbers won't appear, not a miracle, just fright <- MEME NUMBERS
+ As I near my final fate, my endless numeric night
+ Texas history forlorn, in limbo its long lost lore <- texas history, urban legend in limbo
In this realm never forgiven, not my bad credit score [...] - Life insurance I can't pay, or a good bed to hide in <- in bed - Is there no place to run to, a safe haven for my sins - Desperation swallows me, I feel wholly unprepared - From the Bowman I can't flee, from the Stutzman mercy's rare - Soon the brothers will catch up, meat cubes rising in the night <- bumper to bumper - Their goal easy to discern, start an unwinnable fight - My bad credit and my life, forfeit to their endless war + Life insurance I can't pay, or a good bed to hide in <- in bed
+ Is there no place to run to, a safe haven for my sins
+ Desperation swallows me, I feel wholly unprepared
+ From the Bowman I can't flee, from the Stutzman mercy's rare
+ Soon the brothers will catch up, meat cubes rising in the night <- bumper to bumper
+ Their goal easy to discern, start an unwinnable fight
+ My bad credit and my life, forfeit to their endless war
A war started with a thought, thinking of a credit score --- Track: Bowreguard Stutzelogic Chaotixotica @@ -277,15 +272,24 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Fly - track:chorale-for-jaspers - Chain Of Prospit +Sampled Tracks: +- unknown TURN IT UP & other vague background samples +- Michael Bowman Remix URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowreguard-stutzelogic-chaotixotica - https://youtu.be/ObAMTkBccos Lyrics: |- - It's a Michael Bowman Remix - Bo-bo-bo-bo bowman bowman bowman, bo-bo-bo Michael Bowman - Bo-bo-bo-bo bowman bowman bowman, bo-bo-bo Michael Bowman - Bo-bo-bo-bo bowman bowman bowman, bo-bo-bo Michael Bowman - Bo-bo-bo-bo bowman bowman bowman + (Turn it up!) + (Turn it up!) + ([unintelligible]) + + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + Bo-bo-bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bo-bo-bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bo-bo-bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bo-bo-bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bo-bo-bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bo-bo-bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— --- Track: BowmaniASMR [Roleplay] [Intentional] [Part One] Artists: @@ -304,39 +308,21 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmaniasmr-roleplay-intentional-part-one - https://youtu.be/WVwPTClag_A Lyrics: |- - This isn't canon to Bowmania lore. - It's not lore you dunkass. - - Hello there, and welcome to the ASMR Factory. My name is Michael Guy Bowman, and I'll be your guide as you explore the exciting world of [[track:autonomonasty-senserational-meridisick-repose|Autonomonasty Senserational Meridisick Repose]]. Now I know what you're thinking: Mr. Bowman, can you tell us about the ASMR Factory? Why, of course, child. I've brought a few of my friends to help you experience Maximum Tingles, and we'll be taking you through a wide variety of different triggers. All in all we've got lots of fun prepared for you today, so just sit back, relax, and let the tingles help you drift away… + (This is not canon to Bowmania lore. It's not lore you dunkass.) + (Hello there, and welcome to the ASMR Factory. My name is Michael Guy Bowman, and I'll be your guide as you explore the exciting world of [[track:autonomonasty-senserational-meridisick-repose|Autonomonasty Senserational Meridisick Repose]]. Now I know what you're thinking: Mr. Bowman, can you tell us about the ASMR Factory? Why, of course, child. I've brought a few of my friends to help you experience Maximum Tingles, and we'll be taking you through a wide variety of different triggers. All in all we've got lots of fun prepared for you today, so just sit back, relax, and let the tingles help you drift away...) - Hi, I'm Fred. - And I'm Marvin, Fred's brother. - And we're…. Brotheeeeeeeeeeeeeeers. - You're listening to Bumper to Tingles, and we've got a great show for you today. - Fred, when you're right, you're right. I happen to be eating soup, but for you, I'll keep going. - And that's our show. Thanks for tuning in, everybody. + (Hi, I'm Fred.) + (And I'm Marvin, Fred's brother.) + (And we're... Brotheeeeeeeeeeeeeeers.) + (You're listening to Bumper to Tingles, and we've got a great show for you today.) + (Fred, when you're right, you're right. I happen to be eating soup, but for you, I'll keep going.) - (I got it) x8 + (And that's our show. Thanks for tuning in, everybody.) + (I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.) - Well, here we are again, Sullivan. You had the gall to come to me, in my ASMR Factory and expect to get off easy. Well, it's not gonna happen, Sullivan, I can tell you that much. - - But listen here, Sullivan. I can still cut you a deal. I could cut you a deal, if you were talking to me. But you're not talking to me, Sullivan. You're just sitting there, with a glazed look on your face, trapped in some sort of tingle-induced coma. And I don't like that, Sullivan. You want to know why I don't like that? - - Because I could be at home right now. I could be eating a little bag of Japanese candies that I ordered from Amazon. I could be running a rake through a miniature zen garden. I could be opening up a brand new packet of Floam, and letting the individual Floam pellets run through my fingers and squish together in a Floamy coalescence. - - I could be giving myself a haircut right now, filling up both of my ear canals with shaving cream, Sullivan. I could be doing that right now. I could be performing unlicensed cranial nerve exams on various household animals. I could be developing a new form of communication based on chewing cubes of raw meat at varying intensities. I could be going to see my mother with a book of pressed butterflies, Sullivan. Page after page of cold, dead insects, Sullivan. - - I could be reading through old dream diaries, crying over nightmares I had when I was just a boy, because I'm willing to do anything, including reliving the unending horror that was my childhood, to distract myself from my crippling addiction to ASMR. I've had it up to here with how much I ASMR, Sullivan! I need hobbies to distract myself from it. I've had it up to here with you, and that glazed look on your face, and our mutual addiction to ASMR, Sullivan. - - So you know what? I could make a deal with ya', Sullivan. I could work something out. You, me, and my 3Dio microphone, Sullivan. We could work out a deal with the tingles. You, me, a makeshift greenscreen, Sony Vegas Pro Movie Studio 14, and a crisp unopened bag of ionized crystals - all of these things and more, Sullivan. - - That doesn't seem to have swayed you, huh? Well, you've left me no choice, Sullivan. I guess you're gonna have to deal with my partner. Remember him, Sullivan? - - [Screaming] - - RED STUFF. - - The ASMR will return after these short messages. + (Well, here we are again, Sullivan. You had the gall to come to me, in my ASMR Factory and expect to get off easy. Well, it's not gonna happen, Sullivan, I can tell you that much. But listen here, Sullivan. I can still cut you a deal. I could cut you a deal, if you were talking to me. But you're not talking to me, Sullivan. You're just sitting there, with a glazed look on your face, trapped in some sort of tingle-induced coma. And I don't like that, Sullivan. You want to know why I don't like that? Because I could be at home right now, Sullivan. I could be eating a little bag of Japanese candies that I ordered from Amazon. I could be running a rake through a miniature zen garden. I could be opening up a brand new packet of Floam, and letting the individual Floam pellets run through my fingers and squish together in a Floamy coalescence. I could be giving myself a haircut right now, Sullivan, filling up both of my ear canals with shaving cream. I could be doing that right now. I could be performing unlicensed cranial nerve exams on various household animals. I could be developing a new form of communication based on chewing cubes of raw meat at varying intensities. I could be going to see my mother with a book of pressed butterflies, Sullivan. Page after page of cold, dead insects, Sullivan. I could be reading through old dream diaries, crying over nightmares I had when I was just a boy, because I'm willing to do anything, including reliving the unending horror that was my childhood, to distract myself from my crippling addiction to ASMR. I've had it up to here with how much I ASMR, Sullivan! I need hobbies to distract myself from it. I've had it up to here with you, and that glazed look on your face, and our mutual addiction to ASMR, Sullivan. So you know what? I could make a deal with ya', Sullivan. I could work something out. You, me, and my 3Dio microphone, Sullivan. We could work out a deal with the tingles. You, me, a makeshift greenscreen, Sony Vegas Pro Movie Studio 14, and a crisp unopened bag of ionized crystals, all of these things and more, Sullivan. That doesn't seem to have swayed you, huh? Well, you've left me no choice, Sullivan. I guess you're gonna have to deal with my partner. Remember him, Sullivan?) + (RED STUFF.) + (The ASMR will return after these short messages.) --- Track: Windows CS Installation Score Artists: @@ -356,6 +342,10 @@ Sampled Tracks: URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/windows-cs-installation-score - https://youtu.be/-rLb52q5fC0 +Lyrics: |- + (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? The number I'm thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks.) + + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! --- Track: BowmaniASMR [Roleplay] [Intentional] [Part Two] Artists: @@ -369,51 +359,50 @@ Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '05:32' Referenced Tracks: - track:chorale-for-jaspers +- Texas History Theme +- Haltmann Works Co. Theme Song URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmaniasmr-roleplay-intentional-part-two - https://youtu.be/T-XNpkMlO_Y Lyrics: |- - The talents of Pablo Picasso in his prime... - Oh, I didn't see you there. It's me, Toby “Radiation” Fox, and I want to talk to you about the coolest and newest fandom on the internet. - What, you come in here to get some tingles? People on Bandcamp will listen to anything! OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH! - What fandom is it you may ask? Well, it's only for the best game ever made. You see, narratively, this game is a paragon of interactive storytelling. Every choice you make weighs on your conscience because every connection you make with the characters feels organic. - Even the Pope agrees with me. In fact, he gave my game a 36 out of 5. Why, percentage wise, that'd be… - (720%)x4 - How cool. How new. Buy it. - (The second age of steam)x5 - Hello and welcome to your Texas History Virtual Textbook Laserdisk. The subject of this lesson is DENTAL RECORDS. - As you can see here, I've got two full sets of human teeth outside my skull and inside this plastic canister. We've got a solid set of bicuspids today, and there will be plenty to be gleaned from such a pristine sample. It's a little known fact that God made man to eat leafy shit, hence the shape of your teeth. Also today's recipe. - Now I'll proceed to the latter part of the lesson, in which I take the Texas Burger Bonanza Challenge, and eat 2.5 cheeseburgers in just under five seconds. - (Pokemon)(Go to the polls)x4 - Are you enjoying the tour of the facility? Excellent, excellent. Though, I must admit I've not been entirely straightforward with my intentions. For you see, YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY ASMR TRAP. IT WAS ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU. - (Keikaku means plan) - Now, I will use my ASMR powers to open up a Patreon, and I'll never have to make another commission again. - Good Cop: Hold it right there, Bowman. - What? You're not supposed to be here. Get back to the factory! - No. We're not gonna take this anymore. - Treachery! Is no one loyal? - Looks like I'm about to get some new teeth for my collection! - Somebody! TREASON! MURDER! HELP!!! - But nobody came. - Various: I get it. \ That was pretty good! \ Is that from that furry game? \ Really? \ >_> - Take this! - You're backyard done. - Hi-ya! Take this! How about this? - You're just like my dad! - You're gonna have to try harder than that! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I'm gonna serve you for 32 days, and then you're gonna die. - I'm gonna hit you with an open G so heavy it's going to resonate your whole atomic structure. - That really makes me tick! - This is like the Olympics of stupid. - Have you ever been punched in the face? Well, you're about to. - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - Ow Ow OW Oooh Eeeh Eeeh DEATH - We did it!. - Guys... let's go home. - Evil laughter fades in. - Those fools really thought they could defeat me. Little do they know, that I'm already 200 pages into my next novel: Pounded In The Butt By Angry ASMR Factory Workers! - But as soon as that's finished, I'll get my revenge. Oh, Bowman, they'll say. Please spare us! We just wanted the ASMR! And i'll say… “Bowman”? There is no Bowman. There is only Chuck now. And he's going to make you tingle. + (The talents of Pablo Picasso in his prime... Oh, I didn't see you there. It's me, Toby “Radiation” Fox, and I want to talk to you about the coolest and newest fandom on the internet. What, you come in here to get some tingles? People on Bandcamp will listen to anything! OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH! What fandom is it you may ask? Well, it's only for the best game ever made. You see, narratively, this game is a paragon of interactive storytelling. Every choice you make weighs on your conscience because every connection you make with the characters feels organic. Even the Pope agrees with me. In fact, he gave my game a 36 out of 5. Why, percentage wise, that'd be...) + + (720% 720% 720% 720%...) + (How cool. How new. BUY IT.) + (The second age of steam, the second age of steam, the second age of steam, the second age of steam, the second age of steam...) + + (Hello and welcome to your Texas History Virtual Textbook Laserdisk. The subject of this lesson is DENTAL RECORDS. As you can see here, I've got two full sets of human teeth outside my skull and inside this plastic canister. We've got a solid set of bicuspids today, and there will be plenty to be gleaned from such a pristine sample. It's a little known fact that God made man to eat leafy shit, hence the shape of your teeth. Also today's recipe. Now I'll proceed to the latter part of the lesson, in which I take the Texas Burger Bonanza Challenge, and eat 2.5 cheeseburgers in just under five seconds.) + + (Pokemon, Go to the polls, Go to the polls, Go to the polls, Go to the polls...) + + (Are you enjoying the tour of the facility? Excellent, excellent. Though, I must admit I've not been entirely straightforward with my intentions. For you see, YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY ASMR TRAP. IT WAS ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU.) (Keikaku means plan.) (Now, I will use my ASMR powers to open up a Patreon, and I'll never have to make another commission again.) + + (Hold it right there, Bowman.) + (What? You're not supposed to be here. Get back to the factory!) + (No. We're not gonna take this anymore.) + (Treachery! Is no one loyal?) + (Looks like I'm about to get some new teeth for my collection!) + (Somebody! TREASON! MURDER! HELP!!!) + (But nobody came.) + (I get it.) (That was pretty good!) (Is that from that furry game?) (Really?) + + (Take this!) + (You're backyard done.) + (Hi-ya! Take this! How about this?) + (You're just like my dad!) + (You're gonna have to try harder than that!) + (No, no, no, no, no, no, no.) + (I'm gonna serve you for 32 days, and then you're gonna die.) + (I'm gonna hit you with an open G so heavy it's going to resonate your whole atomic structure.) + (That really makes me tick!) + (This is like the Olympics of stupid.) + (Have you ever been punched in the face? Well, you're about to.) + (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) + + (Ow Ow OW Oooh Eeeh Eeeh DEATH.) + + (We did it!. Guys... let's go home. Evil laughter fades in.) + (Those fools really thought they could defeat me. Little do they know, that I'm already 200 pages into my next novel: Pounded In The Butt By Angry ASMR Factory Workers! But as soon as that's finished, I'll get my revenge. Oh, Bowman, they'll say. Please spare us! We just wanted the ASMR! And I'll say... Bowman? There is no Bowman. There is only Chuck now. And he's going to make you tingle.) --- Track: Battle Against A Gorgeous Stutzbow Artists: @@ -436,22 +425,25 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/battle-against-a-gorgeous-stutzbow - https://youtu.be/m0RfNx9qXWg Lyrics: |- + (Bowman...) Detroit, the pasta city! Stutzman Back, yard, fun! 450 + Credit score Back, yard, fun! (720) The higher my credit score (Back, yard) Back, yard, fun! + Bo-bobobobobo Michael Bowman - Michael Bow - Bowman... + Michael Bowman + Bowman I'm thinking of a number, 720 Detroit, the pasta city! - Detroit, the pasta city! Stutzman Back, yard, fun! + 450 Credit score Back, yard, fun! (720) @@ -460,6 +452,7 @@ Lyrics: |- Bo-bobobobobo Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Bo-bobobobobo Bowman + (720) --- Track: You Reposted The Wrong Credit Score (Seijen blackrom mix) Artists: @@ -478,26 +471,41 @@ URLs: Lyrics: |- I'm thinking of a number 4 to 8 to the 4 to the 720 between my buttocks - Happens to be 20 my buttocks 4 4 4 20 - This number is between 4 8 20 - Buttocks, between my buttocks, bet 4 my buttocks, grab this buttocks + Happens to be 20 my buttocks 4 4 420 + This number is between 4 8 420 + + Buttocks, between my buttocks, bet-4 my buttocks, grab this buttocks Saving a lot of buttocks Money money money money but money credit money score money a lot of money score - Butt buttocks, buttocks is money, money is buttocks + + Butt-buttocks, buttocks is money, money is buttocks I'm thinking of buttocks, you know what it is? - Money, money is money is buttocks is money buttocks 20 buttocks buttocks - The number is between 8 4 4 8 4 8 20 700 and 4 8 8 4 20 50 8 I'm 20 - I'm 4 I'm 20 4 7 20 + Money, money is money is buttocks is money buttocks 20 buttocks + + But the number is between + 8 4 4 8 4 8 20 + 700 and 4 8 420 50 8 I'm 20 + I'm 4 I'm 20 4 7 20 + I'm thinking, I'm grabbing, I'm saving, money I'm thinking, I'm grabbing, I'm saving, money - I'm high, I'm high, 420, I'm 4 4 4 20 - Fortunately, I'm between my buttocks which is between 450 and 840 + + I'm high, I'm high, 420 + I'm higher 4 4 4 420 + Fortunately, I'm between my buttocks + Which is between 450 and 850 + Buttocks, buttocks I'm between my buttocks - Won't you reach in and grab my buttocks? - I'm better at money, you know what this number money - Money 4 money 8 money 20 this number 8 number money 8 number money 8 number money - But number money, my number money, money money 850, 4 money score, 20 - Hahaha, ha, ha (shut up, you shut up!) (help, help me! help me!) + Won't you reach in and get my buttocks? + I'm better I'm money, you know what this number money + It's money 4 money 8 money 20 money + + This number money 8 number money + 4 number money money number money + But number money, my number money + Money money 850, 4 money score 20 + + [laughter] (No! No!) [unintelligible] (Shut up, you shut up!) [unintelligible] (No! No! Help me!) [unintelligible] --- Track: I'm (Not) Saying Anything Artists: @@ -549,20 +557,20 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credit-sleuth - https://youtu.be/RhTJNufBLvY Lyrics: |- - I'm thinking of, a number - and it happens to be 720 - my buttocks, I'm thinking of, a number - It's my buttocks score - and it's between 450 and 850 - I'm thinking of, a number, my credit score, - and it happens to be 720 credit score! - my buttocks, I'm thinking of a number - my credit score - it's my buttocks score and it's between 450 and 850 - the higher my credit score - the better chance at saving a lot of money - my credit score is between my butt ocks - won't you reach in and grab it for me? + I'm thinking of a number + And it happens to be 720 + My buttocks, I'm thinking of a number + It's my buttocks score and it's between 450 and 850 + + I'm thinking of a number (My credit score) + And it happens to be 720 (Credit score) + (My buttocks) I'm thinking of a number (My credit score) + It's my buttocks score and it's between 450 and 850 + + The higher my credit score is + The better chance at saving a lot of money + My free credit score is between my butt-ocks + Won't you reach in and grab it for me? --- Track: '"Libera me" from Bowman' Artists: @@ -590,103 +598,114 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/libera-me-from-bowman - https://youtu.be/udrcoFiYQo4 Lyrics: |- + (—comes, it's the song, here it comes, oh yeah! Here we g—) + (Too fast.) + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman Backyard fun! How does the son of a founding father of the nation - get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation - of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh + Get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation + Of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh Tippecanoe, go on to become the - president in 1841. He did it for just + President in 1841, he did it for just 32 days and he was done cus he died - of pneumonia. Didn't wear no coat in the rain. Boy, - what were you thinking? What's your name? + Of pneumonia, didn't wear no coat in the rain + Boy what were you thinking? What's your name? - My name is Governor Fred Michael, Marvin's brother. + My name is Governor Fred Michael, Marvin's brother I will eat a series of milk jugs for commemorative purposes - and 2 or 3 maggots in the year 1917 - and then I will bury you, you noodle brain! - - You're gonna have to deal with my partner now. - - (Libera me, Bowman - de memes æterna - in die illa tremenda. in die illa - - quadringenti quinquaginta - octingenti quinquaginta - septingenti viginti. - Tremens factus sum ego et timeo, - Dum discussio venerit atque ventura ira) - - Being a bird, being a bird, being a bird, nothing to do, - good day, good day, being a bird, being a bird, bird, bird, bird, - being a bird, being a bird, being a bird (BARK) - What? (BARK) - What was that? (BARK) - What was that? - Fly away, fly away, fly away, into the tree, - in the tree, in the tree, in the tree, in the tree, - in the tree, in the tree, safe! - Safe now. Safe in the tree. - - (Dies illa, dies iræ, - Calamitatis et miseriæ) - - Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (dies illa) - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - Backyard fun! (dies magna) - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - - I'm thinking of a number, between (Felix natalis) - four-hundred and fifty and eight-fifty. - Do you know what it is? (Felix natalis) - It happens to be seven-hundred and twenty. - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + And 2 or 3 maggots in the year 1917 + And then I will bury you, you noodle brain! + You're gonna have to deal with my partner now - Michael Bowman! (Fight the power!) + Libera me, Bowman (Deliver me, Bowman) + De memes æterna (From memes eternal) + In die illa tremenda, in die illa (On that fearful day, on that day) + + Quadringenti quinquaginta (Four hundred and fifty) + Octingenti quinquaginta (Eight hundred and fifty) + + Septingenti viginti (Seven hundred and twenty) + Tremens factus sum ego et timeo (The scattering to come and your wrath) + Dum discussio venerit atque ventura ira (Till the judgment be upon us, and the coming wrath) + + Being a bird, being a bird, being a bird, nothing to do + Good day, good day, being a bird, being a bird + Bird, bird, bird, being a bird, being a bird, being a bird (BARK) + What? (BARK) What was that? (BARK) + + What was that? Fly away, fly away, fly away + Into the tree, in the tree, in the tree, in the tree, in the tree + Safe! Safe now + Safe in the tree - Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (Requiem æternam) - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Dies illa, dies iræ (That day, day of wrath) + Calamitatis et miseriæ (Calamity and misery) + + Dental records! One hundred percent! + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman + (Dies illa) (That day) Backyard fun! - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + (Dies magna) (Great day) + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman - This number is between my buttocks. (Dona eis Bowman) - The higher this number is, (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) - the better chance I have at saving a lot of money - but the money is between my buttocks. + I'm thinking of a number + (Felix natalis) (Happy birthday) + Between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty + Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven-hundred and twenty + (Felix natalis) (Happy birthday) Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman + Michael Bowman! (Fight the power!) - Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (Requiem æternam) - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! + (Requiem æternam) (Rest eternal) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) Backyard fun! - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - - I'm thinking this could save you a lot of money. (Dona eis Bowman) - If you reach in between my buttocks, (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.) - you could save a lot of buttocks. - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - - Do you know what you can reach in between my buttocks to get? (Et lux perpetua luceat eis) - It's your free credit report, - and it happens to be seven-hundred and twenty. - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - - Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (Libera me, Bowman) - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. (Libera me, Bowman) - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. - Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + This number is between my buttocks + (Dona eis Bowman) (Grant unto them Bowman) + The higher this number is (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + The better chance I have at saving a lot of money + But the number is between my buttocks + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! + (Requiem æternam) (Rest eternal) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + Backyard fun! + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + I'm thinking this could save you a lot of money + (Dona eis Bowman) (Grant unto them Bowman) + If you reach in between my buttocks (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + You could save a lot of buttocks + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + Do you know what you can reach in between my buttocks to get? + (Et lux perpetua luceat eis) (And let light perpetual shine upon them) + It's your free credit report + And it happens to be seven-hundred and twenty + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! + (Libera me, Bowman) (Deliver me, Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Libera me, Bowman) (Deliver me, Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) --- Track: When I'm Thinking of a Number Between my Buttocks Artists: @@ -706,14 +725,17 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/rvEFDo_70yI Lyrics: |- Bowman + Michael Bowman Bobobobobo Bowman Michael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowman + Michael Bowman Bobobobobo Bowman Michael Bowman - Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i Don't Die + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i (Don't die) + Michael Bowman Bobobobobo Bowman Michael Bowman @@ -736,36 +758,37 @@ URLs: Lyrics: |- (Bo-bo-bo bo-bo, bo-bo-bo bo-bo...) I'm thinking of a number - between my buttocks - between my buttocks - between my number - between my, between my - tween tween buttocks + Between my buttocks + Between my buttocks + Between my number + Between my, between my + Tween tween buttocks - (Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, between my..) + (Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, between my) + It's my credit score and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty + (Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, between my) It's my credit score and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty - (Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, between my..) + (Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, between my) It's my credit score and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty - (Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, between my..) - It's my credit score and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, - seven hundred and twenty, - seven twenty + (Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, between my) + It's my credit score and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty + Seven hundred and twenty, seven twenty + (Bo-bo-bo bo-bo, bo-bo-bo bo-bo...) I'm thinking of a number - between my buttocks - between my buttocks - between my number - between my, between my - tween tween buttocks + Between my buttocks + Between my buttocks + Between my number + Between my, between my + Tween tween buttocks I'm thinking of a number - between my buttocks - + Between my buttocks I'm thinking of a number - between my buttocks - between my buttocks - between my number - between my buttocks + Between my buttocks + Between my buttocks + Between my number + Between my buttocks --- Track: Drum and Bowman Artists: @@ -788,11 +811,12 @@ URLs: Lyrics: |- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Bowman! + Bo-bo-bo-bo-Bowman - I-I-I-I-I 720 - I-I-I-I-I lotof - I-I-I-I-I 720 - I-I-I-I-I lotof + I-I-I-I-I seven twenty + I-I-I-I-I lot of + I-I-I-I-I seven twenty + I-I-I-I-I lot of --- Track: New Cool Then Artists: @@ -810,25 +834,26 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/bj3mVnxBLrs Lyrics: |- I'm thinking of a number - between my buttocks - my credit score won't you reach in and grab it? + Between my buttock...s + My credit score won't you reach in and grab it for me? (For me for me for me) The higher this number is the higher my chance at saving a lot of money - This number is between my buttocks, and it happens to be 3 700 3 720 700 720 120 + This number is between my buttocks, and it happens to be + Free 700 720 700 720 (720 720...) + + Between my buttocks, lot of money + 4 and 850, the numbers that it's between, that it's between (Between, between) + Boundaries, of a number, in this my free credit score (Score, score, score) - Between my buttocks - Lot of money - 4 and 850, the numbers that it's between, that it's between - Boundaries, of a number, in this my free credit score, score, scoree... 720 720 - This number is between my buttocks - And it happens to be 3 700 3 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 + This number is between my buttocks, and it happens to be + Free 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 (720 720...) 720 - 720 (and 20, and 20) - This number is between my buttocks - And it happens to be 3 700 3 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 (and 20, and 20) + 720 (720 720...) + This number is between my buttocks, and it happens to be + Free 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 (720 720...) --- Track: C.S. Buttock Was Her Artists: @@ -846,7 +871,25 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/c-s-buttock-was-her - https://youtu.be/Ngkvfvlv8-g Lyrics: |- - (buttocks, 7, hundred, 20, etc.) + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + + (Buttock, buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock) + + (720) --- Track: Do you know Artists: @@ -860,10 +903,11 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/do-you-know - https://youtu.be/GB4mDgZ0qzg Lyrics: |- - I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks - Do you know what it is? It's between my buttocks, and it happens to be 720 + (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720.) - Do you know what it is? (x Infinity) + (Do you know what it is?) (x Infinity) + + (It's 720, 720, 720...) --- Track: Bowman-o-Matic Artists: @@ -871,7 +915,9 @@ Artists: Cover Artists: - groeuf Art Tags: +- Jhon - Vriska +- John Duration: '02:53' Referenced Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix @@ -880,20 +926,28 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix - Bowman's Credit Score - Bumper to Bumper +- i think maybe a cash register sfx from rct when he goes LOTTA MONEY URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-o-matic - https://youtu.be/PalfH77KqzA Lyrics: |- + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + + (Bbbbbbbb-bo bo bobo bobo bo b-b-bo Bowman) + (Bo b-bo bo bo b-b-bo Bo-o-owman) + (Bo bobo bobo bo b-b-bo Bowman) + (Bobo b-bo b-bo bbbb b-bbbbbbbbbb...) + I'm thinking of a number between 450 and 850 - Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720 - 720 - 700, 700, 700 20, 20 + Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be + 720, 720 + 700, hundred, 20, 20 - Sorry caller, you're gonna have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off my brother + (Sorry caller, you're gonna have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off my brother!) Michael Bowman - That's hilarious! Pittsburgh! - Well let's start with the obvious - That's a curious situation! + (That's hilarious! Pittsburgh!) + (Well let's start with the obvious, that's a curious situation!) + A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A Lotta money @@ -919,7 +973,6 @@ Lyrics: |- I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my - Buttocks --- Track: Pasta Soda @@ -934,75 +987,76 @@ Referenced Tracks: - DK Rap - We Are Number One - Fruity Pebbles Jingle -- Meet the Flintstones Sampled Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix - Marble Soda - Backyard Fun - Bowman's Credit Score - radiation is now on youtube +- 'this is a certified hood classic' - DK Rap +- We Are Number One - Fruity Pebbles Jingle URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pasta-soda - https://youtu.be/uA_T2sEE1Gg Lyrics: |- - It's a Michael Bowman Remix! Please enjoy - Bowman, bowman, bowman - Bo-bo-bowman - Bowman, bowman, bo-bo bowman - Bowman, bowman, bowman - Bo-bo-bowman - - Back yard - I'm thinking of a number - Back yard - Between my buttocks - Back yard - Do you know what it is? - 720 - Fun! - - w, w, w Toby radiation fox! + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + (Please enjoy it!) + + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bowman, bo-bo, Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bowman, bo-bo, Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bowman, bo-bo, Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bowman, bo-bo, Bowman Bowman, Bowman + + (Back yard) I'm thinking of a number + (Back yard) Between my buttocks + (Back yard) Do you know what it is? + (Back yard) 720 + (Fun!) + + Toby "Radiation" Fox! Back, back - Michael bowman + A Michael Bowman Back, back - Michael bowman + A Michael Bowman + Back, back + A Michael Bowman Back, back - Back, back back back - Fun - Back, back back yard - Fun + Back, back back, fun! + Back, back back back yard + Fun! - Bow, bow, bowbowbow - Bowman bowman bowman + Bowbowbow + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bow, bow bowbowbow - Bowman, bowman, bowman - Back - Bowman, bowman, bowman - Back yard - Bowman, bowman, bowman - Fun! + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman (Back) + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman (Yard) + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman + (Fun!) - We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas + (We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!) - This is a certified hood classic + (This is a certified hood classic!) - Coconut gun - We Are Number One - Fruity Pebbles + Coconut gun! + We are number one! + Kellogg Fruity Pebbles Tell us your problem - Bowman, bowman, bowman - Bo-bo-bowman - Bowman, bowman, bowman - Bo-bo-bowman + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman bo-bo-Bowman 720 - Thank you I love America too + (Thank you I love America too.) --- Track: Bowman Time (feat. Neil Breen) Artists: @@ -1028,83 +1082,87 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-time-feat-neil-breen - https://youtu.be/HlysG2lmAGE Lyrics: |- - Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman - Bowman, bowman, bowman bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman - Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman - Bowman, bowman, bowman bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Bowman + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Bowman + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman - Hello, welcome back to bumper to bumper, I'm Marvin - And I'm Fred, Marvin's brother, let's take a call - Hello, you're on bumper to bumper + (Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, I'm Marvin, snd I'm Fred, Marvin's brother, let's take a call. Hello, you're on Bumper to Bumper.) - Dog, carcass + Aloha! It's Will + Dog carcass Irresponsible pet owner, owner owner - Carcass, dog, dog dog - Irresponsible pet owner - - Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman - Bowman, bowman, bowman bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman - Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman - Bowman, bowman, bowman bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman - - Bowman, bo-bo-bowman - Bowman, bo-bo-bowman bo-bo-bowman - Bowman, bo-bo-bowman - Bowman, bo-bo-bowman bo-bo-bowman - Bo-bo-bo-bowman - - The bad news is we're shutting down the railway - What has happened? - Are you kidding me? Ridership has plummeted - We got cars and highways and boats and buses - Plus, the money is wasted on the new airport - - The second age of steam - The second age of steam - The second age of steam - The second age of steam - - I'm thinking number - I'm thinking of a number - I'm thinking thinking of a number between my buttocks - I'm thinking of a number - I'm thinking thinking of a number between my buttocks + Carcass, dog dog dog dog + Carcass, irresponsible pet owner + + Bowman, Bow-bobowman Bowman + Bo Bowman, Bowman + Bo Bowman (Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman) + Bowman, Bow-bobowman Bowman + Bo Bo-bowman, Bowman, Bowman + Bo-bo-bo-bo-bbbbbbbbowman + + Bowman, bobowman, bo-bo-bow-Bowman + Bobowman, bobowman, bo-bo-bow-Bowman + Bowman, bobowman, bobowman, bobowman + Bobowman bo-bo-bo-Bowman, Bow-man + + (Uh, the bad news is we're shutting down the railway.) + (What has happened?) + (Are you kidding me? Ridership has plummeted. We got cars and highways and boats and buses. Plus, the money is wasted on the new airport.) + + (The second age of steam.) + (The second age of steam.) + (The second age of steam.) + (The second age of—) + + I'm thinking number of a number + Thinkingkingking of a number number mynumnumbuttocks + I'm numnumnumber thinkingking number between between buttocks + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks - Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman - Bowman, bowman, bowman bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman - Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman - Bowman, bowman, bowman bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Bowman + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Bowman + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman It's another humdrum summer day here at Michael's house B O R E E O R E E Ing E E E Wait a minute, Michael fun! Back back back back yard fun! - Michael let's have back yard fun + Michael let's have back yard fun! Back yard fun! - Mi-i-i-i-ichael Bowman - Bowman, bobowman bo bo bo bowman - Bowman, bobowman bo bo bo bowman - - Next caller on the line - Thank you for calling, this is Fred, the pasta man - Hey, Detroit, the pasta city! - Come on! - - My brother, go to commercial - Pasta - What's wrong with you? - Pasta, pasta - Pasta is what's wrong with me - Everything in this show is directly or indirectly tied to pasta - No, no - - Marvin, what are you doing with that gun? - I am - I can't believe you committed suicide - I cannot believe you committed suicide - How + Bowman, Bow-bobowman Bowman + Bo Bowman, Bowman + Bo Bowman (Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman) + Bowman, Bow-bobowman Bowman + Bo Bo-bowman, Bowman, Bowman + Bo-bo-bo-bo-bbbbbbbbowman + + Bowman, bobowman, bo-bo-bow-Bowman + Bobowman, bobowman, bo-bo-bow-Bowman + Bowman, bobowman, bobowman, bobowman + Bobowman bo-bo-bo-Bowman, Bow-man + + (Next caller on the line! Thank you for calling Bumper to Pasta, this is Fred, the pasta man! Hey, Detroit, the pasta city!) + + (My brother!) + (Go to commercial!) + (Pasta) + (What's wrong with you?) + (What's wrong with me?) + (No) + (Pasta, pasta is what's wrong with me) + (Every caller in the first half in this show has asked a question either directly or indirectly related to pasta) + (No, no no no) + (Alright, let's take our next caller! You're on the line with Bumper to Bumper) + (I LIKE-A TO EAT-A MACARONI OFF THE HOOD OF MY CAR) + (Marvin, what are you doing with that gun?) + (I can't live in this crazy pasta world!) + + (I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this, how could you have committed suicid—) --- Track: Nightmare Yard Artists: @@ -1143,62 +1201,68 @@ Lyrics: |- Bowman Bowman Bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - - Bo-bo bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bo-bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bo-bo-bo-boBowman Bo-bo Bo-bo-bo-boBowman - - I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks - Credit twenty hundred between my credit score - Do you know what it is? My- - Do you know what it is? Credit credit buttocks score - Do you know what it is? - My- do you know what it is? (Bowman) - My, My, 7 7 7 7 (Bowman) - 20 20 20 20 (Bowman) - Do you know what it is? - 7, 7, 7, 7 (Bowman) - 20, 20, 20, 20 (Bowman) - My Buttocks Buttocks Buttocks Buttocks (Bowman) - - Do you know what it is? (Bowman) - Do you know what it is? (Bowman) - Do you know what it is? (Bowman) - Do you know what it is? (Bowman) - Do you know what it is? (Bowman) - Do you know what it is? (Bowman) - Do you know what it is? (Bowman) - Do you know what it is? (7, 7, 7, 7) - Do you know what it is? (20, 20, 20, 20) - Do you know what it is? - Do you know what it is? + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + + Bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman, Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bo-Bowman-man Bo-bo— + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman, Bowman + Bo-bo, bo bo + Bo-bo, bo bo + + (Bowman) I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + (Bowman) Credit twenty hundred my credit score, do you know what it is? + (Bowman) My— do you know what it is? Credit credit buttocks score + (Bowman) Do you know what it is? My— do you know what it is? + (Bowman) My, my, my, 7, 7, 7, 7 + (Bowman) 20, 20, 20, 20, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks + (Bowman) Do you know what it is? 7, 7, 7, 7 + (Bowman) 20, 20, 20, 20, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks + + (Bowman) Do you know what it is? (Bowman) + (Bowman) Do you know what it is? (Bowman) + + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? (7, 7) + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? (7, 7) + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? (20, 20) + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? (20, 20) + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? (Buttocks, buttocks) + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? (Buttocks, buttocks) + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + 720 --- Track: Bowfeld @@ -1221,12 +1285,12 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowfeld - https://youtu.be/871Emo0Y41w Lyrics: |- - I'm thinking of, a number, between my buttocks. - It happens to be 720. (Meme cubes) - The higher my credit score, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. (My brother!) - I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks, it happens to be 720. (Erectile dysfunction) - The higher my credit score, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. - I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks, it happens to be 720. (You're under arrest! Just kidding) + I'm thinking of, a number, between my buttocks, it happens to be 720 (Meme cubes) + The higher my credit score, the better chance I have, at saving a lot of money (My brother!) + I'm thinking of, a number, between my buttocks, it happens to be 720 (Erectile dysfunction) + + The higher my credit score, the better chance I have, at saving a lot of money + I'm thinking of, a number, between my buttocks, it happens to be 7— (You're under arrest! Just kidding!) --- Track: Bowmanban Jungle Artists: @@ -1247,14 +1311,88 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmanban-jungle - https://youtu.be/vRFtCFxo7RQ Lyrics: |- - (It's a Michael Bowman Remix!) - ["Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Bo-bo-bo Michael Bowman" set to the tune of Sburban Jungle] - - (It's a Michael Bowman Remix!) - ["Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Bo-bo-bo Michael Bowman" set to the tune of Sburban Jungle] - (Five cheeseburgers in one minute) - (And then I will be buried alive) - (And then I will be buried ali--) + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + Bobobobowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + namwoB leahciM Michael Bowman + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + Bobobobowman, bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman (Five cheeseburgers in one minute) + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman (And then I will be buried alive) + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo bo Bowman Bowman (Buried alive) + + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman) + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman) + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + (And then I will be buried alive.) --- Track: 'Casin: an American Musical' Artists: @@ -1273,19 +1411,19 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/casin-an-american-musical - https://youtu.be/G4V-o81OBMk Lyrics: |- - How does the son of a founding father of the nation - get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation - of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh - Tippecanoe, go on to become the - president in 1841. He did it for just - 32 days and he was done cus he died - of pneumonia. Didn't wear no coat in the rain. Boy, - what were you thinking? What's your name? + How does the son of a founding father of the nation (Gives me her love) + Get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation (Oh stay) + Of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh + Tippecanoe, go on to become the (To please the girl and be) + President in 1841, he did it for just (Gives me her love) + 32 days and he was done cus he died (Oh stay) + Of pneumonia, didn't wear no coat in the rain + Boy what were you thinking? What's your name? (To please the girl and be) William Henry Harrison - My name is William Henry-- [coughs] + My name is William Henry— [coughs] - (Always wear a coat, don't die) + (Always wear a coat. Don't die.) --- Track: Credit Smooth Artists: @@ -1304,48 +1442,50 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credit-smooth - https://youtu.be/nREkMkEDjPQ Lyrics: |- - man it's a hot one - like a credit score between my buttocks - im thinking of a number between my buttocks - my free credit score - it's between my butt - my spanish harlem mona lisa - credit score is a dank meme - because it's so smooth - - im thinking of a number between my buttocks - and its between four fifty eight fifty - its got the kind of credit that would save me - a lot of money - and its my free credit score between four and eight fifty hundred dollars - and it can save me a lot of cash + Man it's a hot one + Like a credit score between my buttocks + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + My free credit score + + It's between my butt + My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa + Credit score is a dank meme + Because it's so smooth + + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + And it's between four fifty eight fifty + It's got the kind of credit that would save me + A lot of money + + And it's my free credit score between four and eight fifty hundred dollars between my buttocks + And it can save me a lot of cash I'd rather be listening to - the three grammy award winning "Smooth" by santana and rob t(h)om(as) - - ill tell you one thing - ive got a number thats between my butt - its between four fifty and eight fifty hundred - seven hundred twenty - have some backyard fun - with michael bowman and the stutzman too - Setsunasa ni wa namae - you just got SNOWED!!!! - - i'm thinking of a number between my buttocks - between four hundred fifty and eight fifty - that number can save me a lot of money - - the nut - - i'm thinking of a number thats between my butt - its between four fifty and eight hundred dollars - the number that im thinking of is between my buttocks - seven hundred twenty credit score in my buttocks - - I'd rather be listening to to the three Grammy award winning summer smash hit - "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty - off of the multiplantinum album - I'd rather be listening to Smooth by Santana + The three Grammy winning hit "Smooth" by Santana and Rob Tom + + I'll tell you one thing + I've got a number that's between my butt + It's between four fifty and eight fifty hundred + Seven twenty + + Have some backyard fun + With Michael Bowman and the Stutzman too + [[track:snow-halation|Todokete setsunasa ni wa namae]] + You just got snowed! + + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + Between four hundred fifty and eight fifty + That number can save me a lot of money + [[track:the-nutshack-intro|It's the nut]] + + I'm thinking of a number that's between my butt + It's between four fifty and eight hundred dollars + The number that I'm thinking of is between my buttocks + Seven hundred twenty credit score are in my buttocks + + I'd rather be listening to the three Grammy + Award winning summer smash hit "Smooth" by Santana featuring + Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off of the + Multi-platinum album, I'd rather be listening to Smooth by Santana --- Track: Michael Bowman Instructs HAL-7200 Artists: @@ -1385,32 +1525,33 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/PdM_1shFOXA Lyrics: |- Some teams never make their own memes - never follow their dreams - really quite depressing + Never follow their dreams + Really quite depressing - but my team always makes up shitposts - never falling for ghosts - our rips always impressing + But my team always makes up shitposts + Never [[track:falling-for-ghosts|falling for ghosts]] + Our rips always impressing - Wacky warriors of the music scene, - Spending our time in C A N M T, - Living with homestuck infamy, - Hiveswap may never be released, + Wacky warriors of the music scene + Spending our time in C A N M T + Living with Homestuck infamy + Hiveswap may never be released At least there's C A N M T Some teams sort their songs with high bars - stupid jokes don't go far - don't find them appealing; - - but my team never lets a gag die - injokes piled so high - can't even see the ceiling - - If stupid music's what you want to see, - you should join with C A N M T - Our albums are all fun and free, - We even have celebrities, - come chill with C A N M T! + Stupid jokes don't go far + Don't find them appealing + + But my team never lets a gag die + Injokes piled so high + Can't even see the ceiling + + If stupid music's what you want to see + You should join with C A N M T + Our albums are all fun and free + We even have celebrities + Come chill with C A N M T! + (My buttocks) --- Track: Solid Credit Scoreter Artists: @@ -1430,40 +1571,50 @@ Lyrics: |- Credit score Credit score - 20, 24 - 20, 27 - 20, 28 + 20 (Happyaku) (800) + 24 (Happyaku-gojû) (850) + 27 (Kyûhyaku-nijû) (920) + 28 (Sen-sanjû) (1,030) + 50 54 57 58 + 104 107 108 + 120 124 127 128 + 150 154 157 158 + 400 404 407 408 + 420 424 427 428 - 450 - 454 - 457 - 458 - 700 - 704 - 707 - 708 + + 450 (Sanzen-nihyaku) (3,200) + 454 (Gosen-gohyaku) (5,500) + 457 (Hassen-nanahyaku) (8,700) + 458 (Ichiman-sanzen) (13,000) + + 700 (Niman-rokusen) (26,000) + 704 (Yonman-sanzen) (43,000) + 707 (Goman-rokusen) (56,000) + 708 (Rokuman-yonsen) (64,000) + 720 --- Track: Radiation is now a Rapper @@ -1479,33 +1630,32 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Bowman's Credit Score - radiation is now on youtube Lyrics: |- - Ready? (Yeah!) + (Ready?) (Yeah!) (Okay.) Between my buttocks, between my buttocks Between my buttocks, between my buttocks Between my buttocks, between my buttocks Between my buttocks, between my buttocks Between my buttocks, between my buttocks - Between my buttocks + Between my buttocks (Between my buttocks) + + (YO WHAT'S UUUP? I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox! Y'all fuckers on the internet might know me as Radiation, but my name is [[group:toby-fox|Toby Fox]], uuh! I'm the guy who does music for Homestuck, the coolest comic on the internet with the COOOOLEST fandom! Yeah! Yeah! As you can tell, I am super hip, and young, and ironic, and a nerd! Yeah! Check out the sweet tunes I write! Check 'em all out! Here's a tune I wrote just now! This one is called "[bleep]"! How relevant! How new! Buy it! I'm gon' getcha.) + + (Yo! I know what you thinking! Heyo Toby! I already follow you on Twitter! I already follow you on Tumblr! Yo I already even follow you on the MSPA Forum! What more do you want? What more do you want?) + (Seven hundred and twenty.) (Between my buttocks.) + (I'll tell you what I want.) (Between my buttocks.) (Seven hundred and twenty.) + (I want it all mothafucka, I want it all!) (Between my buttocks.) (Between my buttocks.) (Between my buttocks.) (Seven hundred and twenty.) (Between my buttocks.) + (I want all the moneys!) (Between my buttocks.) + (I want all the fun!) (Between my buttocks.) (Between my buttocks.) + (I want all the ideas!) (Between my buttocks.) (Between my buttocks.) + (Yeah! Yeah, are you liking the spinning?) (Between my buttocks.) + (Between my buttocks.) + (Are you liking the spinning? Let's go to the pole.) + + (Yeah, so what you wanna do is sign up for my new YouTube account, it's the subscribe button! Or you can follow it at B-O-W-M-A-N-I-S-G-O-D! That's "Radiation", you can see it at the bottom of the screen! Yo, and the best part of this, is it can be about whatever we want! Be about yeah! A YouTube channel for you mothafucka! That's why they call it YouTube!) + + (Yo, fantrolls: hilarious! Shipping: fun-ny! Buckets: yo, I adore buckets! Yo, I can be funny and ironic at the same time! This city, who gives a fuck? All about me mothafucka! Woo!) - Yo what's up? I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox, y'all fuckers from the internet may know me as Radiation, but my name is Toby Fox - I'm the guy who makes music for Homestuck, the coolest comic on the internet with the coolest fandom, yeah, yeah - As you can tell I am super hip and young and ironic and a nerd, yeah - Check out these sweet tunes of mine, check them all out - Here's a tune I wrote just now, this one is called **** - How relevant, how new! Buy it! - I'm going to the kitchen - Yo, I know what you're thinking, hey Toby! I want to follow you on Twitter, I want to follow you on Tumblr, yo I even want to follow you on the MSPA Forums - What more you want? What more you want? - I'll tell you what I want: I want it all, motherfucker, I want it all - I want all the money, all the fun, I want all the ideas, yeah, yeah, you liking the spinning? Are you liking the spinning? Let's go to the pole - - Yeah, so what you wanna do is sign up for my new Youtube account, there's a subscribe button - You can follow it at B O W M A N I S G O D, that's Radiation you can see it at the bottom of the screen - Yo, and the best part of this, is it can be about whatever we want, it can be about yeah, a youtube channel for you motherfucker! That's what they call it, you tube! - Yo, fantrolls, hilarious, shipping, funnyyy, buckets, yo, I adore buckets - Yo, I can [unintelligible] in this city? Who gives a fuck, all about me, motherfucker! Woo! - Yo, remixes of classic children shows, yo I'm there, Magic School Bus! - Yo, you wanna play a game, you wanna play a board game, you motherfuckers don't play board games, I only play Sega, I only play classic Sega! + (Yo, remixes of classic children's shows? Yo I'm there! Magic School Buuuus! Yo, you wanna play a game? You wanna play a board game? Mothafucka don't play any board games! I only play SEGA, I only play classic SEGA!) --- Track: Melody of the Buttocks Artists: @@ -1529,49 +1679,62 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/melody-of-the-buttocks - https://youtu.be/-yoH1p1DMCM Lyrics: |- - I'm thinking of a number between my bu - ttocks do you know what it is? It's my credit score - and it happens to be seven hundred twenty - and the higher my credit score is - the better chance - i have at saving a lot of - money I'm thinking of a - number between four hundred - and fifty and eight fifty do you know why? - It is it happens to be seven hun - dred and twenty which is my + I'm thinking of a number between my bu— + —ttocks do you know what it is? It's my credit score + And it happens to be seven hundred twenty + And the higher my credit score is + + The better chance + I have at saving a lot of + Money I'm thinking of a + Number between four hundred + And fifty and eight fifty do you know why? + + It is it happens to be seven hun— + —dred and twenty which is my Credit Score Halation - It's between my buttocks - this number I'm - I'm thinking is between four hundred - and fifty and it - fifty the higher is - the number is the better have a chance I - have of saving a lot of money - between buttocks it - - between my buttocks you know what number it - is happens to be between four fifty and - eight fifty and a number is between my bu - ttocks the number is seven hundred - and twenty but do you know what number I - thinking of about thinking of - my number between my bu - ttocks it happens to be between four fifty - and eight fifty and it could save me a - lot of money the higher it is, Credit Halation - the more seven hundred and twenty - which a number between four fifty and eight fifty - this number between four fifty and eight fifty to - be between my buttocks the higher - the higher the number between - - with my buttocks the better chance I have - at saving a lot of money this Credit Halation - be between my buttocks which means I will - save a lot of money but do you know what number I'm - thinking of a number I'm thinkins of a seven hundred - and twenty and it happens to be + It's between my buttocks this number I'm + I'm thinking is + Between four hundred and fifty and it + + Fifty the higher is + The number is the better have a chance I + Have of saving a lot of money + Between buttocks it + + Between my buttocks you know what number it + Is happens to be between four fifty and + Eight fifty and a number is between my bu— + —ttocks the number is seven hundred + + And twenty but + Do you know what number I + Thinking of about thinking of + My number between my bu— + —ttocks it happens to be between four fifty + + And eight fifty and it could save me a + Lot of money the higher it is + Credit Halation + The more seven hundred and twenty + Which a num— + —ber between four fifty and eight fifty + + This number between four + Fifty and eight fifty happens to + Be between my buttocks the higher + The number between + + With my buttocks the better chance I have + At saving a lot of money + This Credit Halation + Be between my buttocks which means I will + Save a lot of + Money but do you know what number I'm + + Thinking of a number + I'm thinking of a seven hundred + And twenty and it happens to be Credit Halation --- Track: Savior of a Lot of Money @@ -1589,32 +1752,36 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Dawn of Man Sampled Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix +- Your Bed URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-a-lot-of-money - https://youtu.be/19eotUP_o5Y Lyrics: |- - Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Mi-mi-mi-Michael Bo-bo-bowman Bo-bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman... - Bowman bowman bowman bowman - Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman... - Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael (awesome awesome awesome) - Michael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael (Awesome awesome awesome) + Mi Chael Bow Man - --chael Bowman + —i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi— i— i— Ichael Bowman + Michael Bowman Is Awesome @@ -1623,7 +1790,7 @@ Lyrics: |- Is Awesome - Bed safe, bed good + (Bed safe, bed good.) --- Track: Cool and New Music Team's Credit Score Artists: @@ -1672,8 +1839,44 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-music-teams-credit-score - https://youtu.be/gst88QuxdeQ Lyrics: |- - (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? The number I'm thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks. It's between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between my buttocks. The higher this number is that's between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. Do you know what this number is? It's my free credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money. Between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and grab it for me? I'm thinking that it's seven hundred and twenty, and that it's between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and grab it? It's a number between seven hundred and twenty and seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and get it? I'm thinking that you can reach in and get it, because it is between my buttocks. Won't you reach and and get this free credit report, that is between my buttocks. The number is between four fifty and eight fifty, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher this number is that is seven hundred and twenty, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks. Won't you reach in between my buttocks and grab this number? That is greater than four fifty, and less than eight fifty. This number is seven twenty, and you can grab it because it's between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number that could save you a lot of money. It's between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and it is between the numbers four fifty and eight fifty. It could save you a lot of money. A lot of money between my buttocks! But I'm thinking that this number is between four fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number is, although the highest can be eight hundred and fifty, the better chance you have of saving a lot of money. This number is between my buttocks. You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number. Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit score! My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which as you all have noticed, is between four---) - (OH GOD NO! NO! NOO! HELP ME! IT'S EVERYWHERE! YOU CAN REACH IN BETWEEN MY BUTTOCKS! HELP! BUTTOCKS! EIGHT--) + ((I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it) + (happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a) + (lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is?) + (It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between) + (my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number) + (is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. And the number is between my buttocks!) + (Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number) + (is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty.) + (But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it) + (could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which) + (is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be) + (between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot) + (of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But) + (do you know what number I'm thinking of?) + (The number I'm thinking of happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and it) + (happens to be between my buttocks. It's between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between) + (my buttocks. The higher this number is that's between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot) + (of money. Do you know what this number is? It's my free credit score, and it happens to be seven) + (hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is) + (between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money. Between my buttocks.) + (Won't you reach in and grab it for me? I'm thinking that it's seven hundred and twenty, and that it's) + (between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and grab it? It's a number between seven hundred and twenty and seven) + (hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks. Won't) + (you reach in and get it? I'm thinking that you can reach in and get it, because it is between) + (my buttocks. Won't you reach and and get this free credit report, that is between my buttocks. The number that is) + (between four fifty and eight fifty, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher this number is) + (that is seven hundred and twenty, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks.) + (Won't you reach in between my buttocks and grab this number? That is greater than four fifty, and less than) + (eight fifty. This number is seven twenty, and you can grab it because it's between my buttocks. It happens to) + (be seven hundred and twenty, but do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number that) + (could save you a lot of money. It's between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and) + (it is between the numbers four fifty and eight fifty. It could save you a lot of money. A lot) + (of money between my buttocks! But I'm thinking that this number is between four fifty and eight fifty. The higher) + (this number is, although the highest can be eight hundred and fifty, the better chance you have of saving a) + (lot of money. This number is between my buttocks. You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number.) + (Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit) + (score! My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which as you all have noticed, is between four—) + (OH GOD NO! NO! NOO! HELP ME! IT'S EVERYWHERE! YOU CAN REACH IN BETWEEN MY BUTTOCKS! HELP! EIGHT FIFTY! FOUR FIFTY!) --- Track: rennss_credit_score.mp2 Directory: rennss-credit-score-mp2 @@ -1688,21 +1891,18 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rennss-credit-score-mp2 - https://youtu.be/eYm412YznfI Lyrics: |- - okay, ahem ahem - mic test mic test - this is good okay - I'm going to also read this: + (Okay, ahem ahem. Mic test mic test. This is good okay. I'm going to also read this:) - im THINKING of a radiation between my dvs saxes. do you know what it is? its my tensei, and it happens to be between my strife. + (I'm THINKING of a [[group:toby-fox|Radiation]] between my DVS Saxes. Do you know what it is? It's my [[group:tensei|Tensei]], and it happens to be between my [[album:strife|Strife]].) - im THIIINKING of a tensei between my striife. could you guess what that is? its not radiation, its my undertale, which you can get for 9.99 USD on steam (tm). + (I'm THINKING of a Tensei between my [[album:strife-2]]. I don't even know how to read that? [wiki note: spelled 'Striife'] Could you guess what that is? It's not Radiation, it's my [[group:undertale-and-deltarune]], which you can get for 9.99 United States dollars on Steam, trademark.) - im THINKING of an agentparsec between my plazmataz and jit. could you ponder the answer to that? its my dragonxvi and it ALSO is between my slender the eight pages. + (I'm THINKING of an [[group:parsec-productions|AgentParsec]] between my [[group:clark-powell|Plazmataz]] and [[artist:erik-scheele|Jit]]. Could you ponder the answer to that? It's my [[artist:malcolm-brown|DragonXI]] and it ALSO is between my [[track:shadowed|Slender: The Eight Pages]].) - im THINKKING of a cave story between my earthbound. i wonder if you can guess that. it is not undertale as that is my tensei between my striife, it is actually my homestuck. + (I'm THINKING of a [[artist:cave-story|Cave Story]] between my [[artist:mother|Earthbound]]. I wonder if you can guess that. It is not Undertale as that is my Tensei between my Strife 2, it is actually my Homestuck.) - im THINKINNG of a cool and new music team between my o. could you even begin to imagine what this could be? its not my fucking homestuck, because this whole thing sucks and is not funny. + (I'm THINKING of a [[group:canmt|Cool and New Music Team]] between my [[artist:o|o]]. Could you even begin to imagine what this could be? It's not my fucking Homestuck, because this whole thing sucks and is not funny.) - homestuck was designed by the devil to trigger the armageddon and it seems like me writing slash reading this is yet another step towards for the doomsday machine. + (Homestuck was designed by the devil to trigger the armageddon and it seems like me writing slash reading this is yet another step towards for the doomsday machine.) - fucking die in a pit fall if you find this stupid bullshit "entertaining" \ No newline at end of file + (Fucking die in a pitfall if you find this stupid bullshit "entertaining".) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml b/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml index 834e7ac5..d29badff 100644 --- a/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml +++ b/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml @@ -218,31 +218,30 @@ Referenced Tracks: Sampled Tracks: - Organ Donation - Pokémon Anime +- somewhere, deep down in my heart, i still love you - Some organ donation ad lost to time Lyrics: |- - Wait you're throwing that away? - Yeah I wasn't that hungry? - Can I use your sandwich? My mom forgot to pack me lunch - Oh, no, sorry + (Wait are you throwing that away?) + (Yeah I wasn't that hungry?) + (Can I have the rest of your sandwich? My mom forgot to pack me lunch.) + (Um, no sorry.) - Hey so I thought we were hang out a moment - Yeah, my parents [unintelligible] sandwich and i just wondered if I could stay [unintelligible] - I don't think so, I'm sorry + (Hey, so I thought we were hanging out tomorrow.) + (Yeah, my parents [unintelligible] sandwich and I just wondered if I could stay [unintelligible]) + (I don't think so, I'm sorry.) - What? You're leaving Pikachu? - My mind's made up! - Pikapi, Pikachu - I know you'll be happier here in the forest living with the other Pikachu - Bye, Pikachu + (What? You're leaving Pikachu?) + (My mind's made up!) + (Pikapi, Pikachu?) + (I know you'll be happier here in the forest living with the other Pikachu. Bye, Pikachu.) NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (don't) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Mommy passed away this morning - Did she decide before if she would be a sandwich? - She said no - - That's pretty pretty selfish dad + (Mommy passed away this morning.) + (Did she decide before if she would be a sandwich?) + (She said no.) + (That's pretty pretty selfish damn.) --- Track: Vriska Dance Artists: @@ -291,34 +290,36 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Have a Heart - Ruins (With Strings) - track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- some episode of spongebob +- loud nigra +- U Guessed It +- PINGAS Lyrics: |- - Wait you're throwing that away? - Yeah I wasn't that hungry? - Can I use your sandwich? My mom forgot to pack me lunch - Oh, no, sorry - - Hey so I thought we were hang out a moment - Yeah, my parents [unintelligible] sandwich and i just wondered if I could stay [unintelligible] - I don't think so, I'm sorry - - What? You're leaving Pikachu? - My mind's made up! - Pikapi, Pikachu - I know you'll be happier here in the forest living with the other Pikachu - Bye, Pikachu - - Oohh, boohoo, let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin - Please be serious - I know, this really is the world's smallest violin + (Wait are you throwing that away?) + (Yeah I wasn't that hungry?) + (Can I have the rest of your sandwich? My mom forgot to pack me lunch.) + (Um, no sorry.) + + (Hey, so I thought we were hanging out tomorrow.) + (Yeah, my parents [unintelligible] sandwich and I just wondered if I could stay [unintelligible]) + (I don't think so, I'm sorry.) - NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) (don't) - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (AAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) + (What? You're leaving Pikachu?) + (My mind's made up!) + (Pikapi, Pikachu?) + (I know you'll be happier here in the forest living with the other Pikachu. Bye, Pikachu.) - Mommy passed away this morning - Did she decide before if she would be a sandwich? - She said no + (Oohh, boohoo, let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin!) + (Please be serious!) + (I know, this really is the world's smallest violin! See?) + + NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (don't) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - That's pretty pretty selfish dad + (Mommy passed away this morning.) + (Did she decide before if she would be a sandwich?) + (She said no.) + (BITCH YOU—) (PINGAS!) --- Track: A Hearty Attempt (at music) Artists: @@ -393,17 +394,17 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/oh-boo-hoo - https://youtu.be/ryq22RBJ1_o Referenced Tracks: -- Last Battle (VS Rival) +- track:battle-champion-pokemon-gold-and-silver-versions - track:chorale-for-jaspers Sampled Tracks: - Heartwich Lyrics: |- - What, you're KILLING Pikachu? - That's right! - But Ash, what are you doing? This is crazy! - My mind's made up! + (What, you're—) (KILLING) (Pikachu?) + (That's right!) + (But Ash, what are you doing? This is crazy!) + (My mind's made up!) - Oohh, boohoo, let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin + (Oohh, boohoo, let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin!) --- Track: Let It Burn Artists: @@ -428,6 +429,15 @@ Lyrics: |- Yoga in the morning at Rodeo Drive Gotta look good when I hit the beach Wanna wanna Malibu, just can't speed + + Round and round, let the city turn + Party in the hills, we can party in the burbs + Roof on fire, let it burn + Champagne in my hand, I'm not concerned + Next day fine, I'm try'na get live + Yoga in the morning at Rodeo Drive + Gotta look good when I hit the beach + Wanna wanna Malibu, just can't speed --- Track: Plagueback Artists: @@ -491,8 +501,10 @@ Referenced Tracks: Sampled Tracks: - Oh Boo Hoo Lyrics: |- - Ohhhh Boooo Hoooo - Ohhhh Boooo Hoooo + (OhhhhOOOh Boo...) + + (What? Pikachu? Pikachu?) + (OohOHHH?) (Pikachu?) (OhhhhOOOh) --- Track: I legitimately hate blighttown Artists: @@ -576,16 +588,15 @@ Lyrics: |- With eyes so dilated, I've become your pupil You taught me everything without a poison apple - TA-kyon - TA-kyon - - heres to your destiny (TA-kyon) - hysterics scream help (TA-kyon) - dont worry in a few youll all be somewhere else - prepare yourselves (TA-kyon) - freelance motherfucker - get so fuckin dark in here - come come fuck apart in here + You wear it well (TA-kyon) + Mademoiselle + Here's to your destiny + Hysterics scream help (Kyon) + Don't worry in a few you'll all be somewhere else + Prepare yourselves (TA) + Freelance motherfucker (Kyon) + Get so fuckin dark in here + Come come fuck apart in here --- Track: 'Dead Secretary: Zero Health' Artists: @@ -674,10 +685,9 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - Rhythm Code Lyrics: |- - What is going on people? - My name is Dabe - And today we will be making sweet beats using GarageBand - Just follow along and do what I do + (What is going on people? My name is Dabe, and today we will be making sweet beats using GarageBand. Just follow along and do what I do.) + + (The most important part of the song is the drop.) --- Track: Ich bin dead. Artists: @@ -707,9 +717,9 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Meet the Flintstones - track:sburban-jungle Lyrics: |- - (this is just like chiptune music) + (This is just like chiptune music.) - (ugh, I won't lie, hearing that made it feel so much better) + (Ugh, I won't lie, hearing that made it feel so much better.) --- Track: How to Converge at Flavortown Artists: @@ -771,7 +781,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle - track:dissension-original Lyrics: |- - (kick, snare, kikick snare, kikikick snare kick kick snare) (x413) + Kick, snare, kikick snare, kikikick snare kick kick snare (x38) --- Track: Drive-in Derailment Artists: @@ -868,7 +878,6 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Bonfire - DK Rap - Lose Yourself -- All Star Lyrics: |- Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money @@ -879,27 +888,34 @@ Lyrics: |- Cop five haircuts at the same time White gold pants, Jet Ski made of Yuan Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein - Get money-- + Get money + ["Whales" continues playing in background] - X Gon' Give It to Ya (What?) + X gon' give it to ya (What?) Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real - With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel-- + With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel + ["X Gon' Give It To Ya" continues playing in background] Now, baby, I'm the ripper, your baby daddy's worst nightmare Catch me by the Clair, I'll be right there Niggas copy everything we say - Louie frames, eyes lower than my GPA (Uh!)-- + Louie frames, eyes lower than my GPA (Uh!) + ["Chip Da Ripper" continues playing in background] OK, it's Childish Gambino, home girl drop it like the NASDAQ Move white girls like there's coke up my ass crack Move black girls 'cause, man, fuck it, I'll do either - I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA-- + I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA + ["Bonfire" continues playing in background] So they're finally here, performing for you, If you know the words, you can join in too, Put your hands together, if you want to clap, - As we take you through, this monkey rap!-- + As we take you through, this monkey rap! + ["DK Rap" continues playing in background] + + ["Lose Yourself" starts playing but you can't really make it out at this point] [hammer sounds] --- diff --git a/album/canwave-2.yaml b/album/canwave-2.yaml index e2ff9e68..418de476 100644 --- a/album/canwave-2.yaml +++ b/album/canwave-2.yaml @@ -82,7 +82,7 @@ Lyrics: |- So many things I wanted to do So many dreams Left for dead in the water - Drowned and gone; just smile and let them go + Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go --- Track: Shrouded in Specre, a Light Appears Artists: @@ -120,7 +120,9 @@ Lyrics: |- Are you sure you're ready for this? Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go - The GameBro is here and he's got the games + The Ga- + + GameBro is here and he's got the games All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school And he's got just a few cheat codes for you @@ -415,43 +417,47 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/inauguration - https://youtu.be/ufu6Vmp6a0U Lyrics: |- - (approximate) Let's say China - China China China China China China China China - China China China China China China China China China + China China China ChiChina ChinaChina China + ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChina ChinaChinaChina I have to have my China - China China China China China China China China China China - China China and a China China China China China China + + China China ChinaChinaChina China ChinaChinaChinaChina China + China China and a ChinaChinaChinaChina China China I know China very well - China China China + + China China China ChinaChina + China China China ChinaChina + ChinaChinaChina I'm from ChinaChina + China ChinaChina I have people that I know in + China China China ChinaChina + China China China ChinaChina + ChinaChinaChina I'm from ChinaChina + China ChinaChina I have people that I know in + China China - China China China + ChinaChinaChinaChina China China - China China China China China I'm from China - China China China China China China I have people that I know in - China China China - China China - China China China China I'm from China China China China - I have people that I know in - China China China - China China China - China China China - China China China + ChinaChinaChinaChina + I've been saying China China China China China China - China China China China China China - I go to China China China China China China China China China - China China China I have to have my China - China China China - China China China I've been saying - China China China China China China + China China + China, I like China + I go to China ChinaChinaChinaChina ChinaChina ChinaChina + China I go to China, China ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChina + + China China ChiChina, I go to China + China China ChiChina, ChinaChina + China, you went to China + China China, get a job in China + + I know China, I love China, China China + China ChiChina, China China China China China - China China China I have China China China - I go to China China China China China - China China China China China China China - China China China China China China China - China China China China China China China - China I love China China China China China - China all the time China + China all the time China + I love China + + (And by the way, I love China.) --- Track: A N O T H E R J U N G L E Directory: another-jungle-canwave @@ -492,7 +498,7 @@ URLs: Lyrics: |- When the low, heavy sky weighs like a lid On the spirit aching for the light - And when, embracing the horizon, + And when, embracing the horizon It pours on us a black day which is sadder than any night When the earth is turned into a dripping dungeon @@ -500,7 +506,7 @@ Lyrics: |- And bruises its timid wing and tender head Against the walls and rotted ceilings - When the rain, stretching down its long streaks of water, + When the rain, stretching down its long streaks of water Imitates the bars of an enormous prison And a silent throng of loathsome spiders come And weave their webs inside our brains @@ -739,7 +745,9 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ride-alone - https://youtu.be/48O0l6L1rms Lyrics: |- - (I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die) + (I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.) + + (All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.) --- Track: Cascasin Artists: @@ -768,15 +776,88 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/YKU-NEBL_D0 Lyrics: |- Gives me her love - oh stay - to please the girl and be her + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me + + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me + + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me + + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be Gives me her love - oh stay - to please the girl + Oh stay + To please the girl Gives me her love - oh stay - to please the girl and be her - You're the one, the one for me + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me + + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me + + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me --- Track: Liquid Nightcorecity Artists: @@ -816,28 +897,28 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bumper-to-bumper-eventually - https://youtu.be/UoUCjMK71bQ Lyrics: |- - Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, I'm Marvin - And I'm Fred, Marvin's brother - I am brother to Marvin, my name is Fred, this is Bumper to Bumper, a show about cars, and we're brothers - We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas + (Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, I'm Marvin.) + (And I'm Fred, Marvin's brother.) + (I am brother to Marvin, my name is Fred, this is Bumper to Bumper, a show about cars, and we're brothers!) + (We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!) - Now, Fred, you're my brother - We're brothers - We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas + (Now, Fred, you're my brother.) + (We're brothers.) + (We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!) - Boy Marvin you really put the broth back in brother - Fred, when you're right you're right - I happen to be eating soup, but for you, I'll stop + (Boy Marvin you really put the 'broth' back in brother.) + (Fred, when you're right you're right.) + (I happen to be eating soup, but for you, I'll stop.) - Let's take a call. - Hello, you're on Bumper to Bumper - Hi, I'm Amanda from Pittsburgh - Pittsburgh! That's hilarious! - Isn't that the city of brotherly love? - I think you might be thinking of Philadelphia - Sorry caller, you're going to have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off of the floor - My brother - Brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas + Let's take a call. Hello, you're on Bumper to Bumper.) + (Hi, I'm Amanda from Pittsburgh.) + (Pittsburgh! That's hilarious!) + (Isn't that the city of brotherly love?) + (I am a hundred percent certain that it is!) + (I think you might be thinking of Philadelphia.) + (Sorry caller, you're going to have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off of the floor.) + (My brother!) + (Brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!) --- Track: Vapor Crusher (a.k.a. people have probably done this a million times) Artists: @@ -923,21 +1004,22 @@ Referenced Tracks: Sampled Tracks: - Donald Trump Says China Remix - XP boogie +- that one video of andrew hussie URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/handling-trumps-utopia - https://youtu.be/BpZJzpN-l54 Lyrics: |- - (If you can't, handle me) - (handle me, handle me) - (If you can't, handle me) - (at my, Donald Trump) - (don't, deserve me, deserve me) (china, china, china, china, china) + (If you can't handle me) + (Handle me, handle me) + (If you can't handle me) + (At my, Donald Trump) + (Don't, deserve me, deserve me) (China, china, china, china, china) (If you can't, handle me) (If you can't, handle me) - (at my, Donald Trump) - (indistinct) + (At my, Donald Trump) + [unintelligible] (WE, are number one, number one) - (these guys) + (These guys) (Donald Trump) --- Track: BLΛNK JIMMEE @@ -1005,6 +1087,12 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/all-were-gonna-get - https://youtu.be/W-aP2qE2azk Lyrics: |- + [reversed] + So many things I wanted to do + So many dreams + Left for dead in the water + Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go + Things fall apart so easily They break away at the seams And it seems @@ -1015,9 +1103,9 @@ Lyrics: |- So many things I wanted to do So many dreams Left for dead in the water - Drowned and gone; just smile and let them go + Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go - But it seems that's all I'm gonna get; + But it seems that's all I'm gonna get It's best to forget --- Track: Gunshow 2 Finale Part 1 @@ -1048,105 +1136,105 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gunshow-2-finale-part-1 - https://youtu.be/w1WUovQ05iA Lyrics: |- - One bright summer morning, in mid-to-late June, - Our president Trump was holding a spoon. - He was eating a soup at the great dinner table, - With his fair wife Melania and his sons Cain and Abel. - Who these two children were was a mystery to them all. + One bright summer morning, in mid-to-late June + Our president Trump was holding a spoon + He was eating a soup at the great dinner table + With his fair wife Melania and his sons Cain and Abel + Who these two children were was a mystery to them all They'd just shown up one day and proceeded to call - The Trump couple their parents, though odd, yes, it seems. - Their coming was foreshadowed by one of Trump's dreams. - - My dear children, - Trump said, with a saccharine grin. - You seem to be getting uncommonly thin. - Please eat up your soup so your muscles get yuge, - I don't want to resort to any food subterfuge. + The Trump couple their parents, though odd, yes, it seems + Their coming was foreshadowed by one of Trump's dreams - I don't want to eat soup, - Cain replied with great force. - I'd rather eat chocolate please—make it three-course. + My dear children, Trump said, with a saccharine grin + You seem to be getting uncommonly thin + Please eat up your soup so your muscles get yuge + I don't want to resort to any food subterfuge - How rude of a thing to demand, I must say. + I don't want to eat soup + Cain replied with great force + I'd rather eat chocolate please, make it three-course - Said our dear Donald Trump, though he gave the okay. - And when Cain was quite finished with stuffing his face, - He and Abel returned to their planet in space. - Once Melania had retired to her chamber upstairs, - Donald rapped on the wall in a pattern of squares. + How rude of a thing to demand, I must say + Said our dear Donald Trump, though he gave the okay + And when Cain was quite finished with stuffing his face + He and Abel returned to their planet in space + Once Melania had retired to her chamber upstairs + Donald rapped on the wall in a pattern of squares A door opened up to a room filled with toys - (though not ones that you'd give to small girls or small boys). - On a bed in the center lay one young Toby Fox. - He looked up from his book and he tossed back his locks. + Though not ones that you'd give to small girls or small boys) + On a bed in the center lay one young Toby Fox + He looked up from his book and he tossed back his locks Hello my dear Donald, how was dinner today? - Not great, I confess, though I do have to say Cain's aversion to food that would improve his health - Is disturbing to me. It's a symptom of wealth. + Is disturbing to me, it's a symptom of wealth - That's very astute of you, Donald, dear sir. - I most definitely agree. I approve. I concur. - Now come take a seat here, next to me on our bed. - I'll make you feel better by giving you head. + That's very astute of you, Donald, dear sir + I most definitely agree. I approve. I concur + Now come take a seat here, next to me on our bed + I'll make you feel better by giving you head - But before Trump could take a step forward, just then, + But before Trump could take a step forward, just then A young boy with a rabbit interrupted their zen - As he entered the room and he pointed at Trump. - - I'm redy to figt, you plump grumpy lump. + As he entered the room and he pointed at Trump + I'm redy to figt, you plump grumpy lump Oh god, Andrew Hussie, what have you created? - O's gone much too far with his SBAHJ lust unsated. - Now listen up Jhon, if you want to hurt Don, - You must go through me first. Come at me, you prawn. - Yo my name's Toby Fox (please don't call me Radiation). - I created the nutshack and I made up Snow Halation. - I'll clear one thing up now—I'm not o; I'm his ex. - But now Trump's the only person with whom I will have sex. - I've dedicated my life to creating awesome tunes, - My OST is better than Earthbound's, and Rollercoaster Tycoon's. - Andrew's Hussie's little Hiveswap is nothing to my two games. - But first Undertale, then its sequel, set my world into flames. - I shed blood, sweat, and tears to make it out of depression, + O's gone much too far with his SBAHJ lust unsated + Now listen up Jhon, if you want to hurt Don + You must go through me first, come at me, you prawn + + (Awww yeah. This is what people do before raps right? S L A B.) + + Yo my name's Toby Fox, please don't call me Radiation + I created the nutshack and I made up Snow Halation + I'll clear one thing up now—I'm not o, I'm his ex + But now Trump's the only person with whom I'll have sex + I've dedicated my life to creating awesome tunes + My OST is better than Earthbound's, and Rollercoaster Tycoon's + Andrew's Hussie's little Hiveswap is nothing to my two games + But first Undertale, then its sequel, set my world into flames + I shed blood, sweat, and tears to make it out of depression And now I come back to my lover's recession? - Donald, baby, I still love you, but a great depression? Jeez. - Anyway, I need some cash so buy my games please. - Now whether you're gay, bi, pan, libertarian, or straight, - you should buy my games cause the shipping's downright great. - And if you feel left out by my statement there, - Uh. You should buy them anyway. Damn, I really love Flare. - So yeah, I guess that's me and I'm done with this rap. - I think I flowed pretty well though my transitions were crap. - I'd also like to say… uh. Let's fight. Come on. - I won't let anyone hurt my boyfriend, least of all a SBAHJ-y John. + Donald, baby, I still love you, but a great depression, jeez + Anyway, I need some cash so buy my games please - Yaeh, ok. + (Still going. [unintelligible]) - Jhon brandished his bunny at Toby, his face - As neutral as ever, as if stuck in place. - And Toby, his face pale as pale could be. - Remarked, + Now whether you're gay, bi, pan, libertarian, or straight + you should buy my games cause the shipping's downright great + And if you feel left out by my statement there + Uh, you should buy them anyway, damn,I really love Flare. + So yeah, I guess that's me and I'm done with this rap + I think I flowed pretty well though my transitions were crap + I'd also like to say.. uh, let's fight, come on + I won't let anyone hurt my boyfriend, least of all a SBAHJ-y John + (That line is still so fucking hard to say.) - I have to use the toilet. Brb. + (Yaeh, ok.) + Jhon brandished his bunny at Toby, his face + As neutral as ever, as if stuck in place + And Toby, his face pale as pale could be + Remarked + I have to use the toilet.. uhh brb! - Then Jhon turned to Trump, his intentions made clear. - Trump's skin was beet red, and his eyes filled with fear. + Then Jhon turned to Trump, his intentions made clear + Trump's skin was beet red, and his eyes filled with fear Jhon pulled out a space gun and covered his eyes - With a dark red headband of unusual size. - He grinned, his big buckteeth stretched out to the sides. + With a dark red headband of unusual size + He grinned, his big buckteeth stretched out to the sides - I'm think thats its time i change up the tides + I'm think thats its time I change up the tides Your a pest your a dog your a bee your a louse I need to do Cory inside of the house - Oh god no, I knew this would be how it ends. - At the end of my presidency, betrayed by my friends. - Jhon please, you know me. I'm no stranger to you. + Oh god no, I knew this would be how it ends + At the end of my presidency, betrayed by my friends + Jhon please, you know me, I'm no stranger to you But did Jhon even care? - - waht do that buton do,? + (Waht that buton do?) --- Track: Gunshow 2 Finale Part 2 Artists: @@ -1165,8 +1253,8 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/VkW93TsqJ1c Lyrics: |- A bang could be heard, followed by a loud woof! - As Trump keeled over dead, and the room was soundproof. - But even as Jhon untied his headband, + As Trump keeled over dead, and the room was soundproof + But even as Jhon untied his headband... I'll... Commentary: |- diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml index 1e63e6d0..6943919a 100644 --- a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml +++ b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml @@ -126,10 +126,14 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/ibVgl0kcMOY Referenced Tracks: - Frustracean +- bootes - The Baby is You +- rose pragnant Sampled Tracks: - Frustracean +- bootes - The Baby is You +- rose pragnant Commentary: |- cookiefonster: (Commentator) You know what? This time around I'll volunteer and comment on stuff that doesn't have commentary like Bambosh did last time. I hope it'll be good @@ -137,13 +141,12 @@ Commentary: |- Shadok: (Artist) I drew the characters in the same style as my animations about “the baby is you” because memes Lyrics: |- - The baby-- is a baby - How, how how is that possible? (here!) - My god, someone needs to deliver this baby (I came as fast as I could!) - Mantitties in your face, mantitties in your face (No! No!) (I came as fast as I could!) - Please just reach inside - Let's sing a fucking song - The baby is you + (The baby... is a baby... is a baby...) + (How, how how is that possible?) (Here!) + (Someone needs to deliver this baby) (i came as fast as i could) + (Mantitties in your face!) (No! No, gross!) (Mantitties in your faaaace!) (i came as fast as i could) + (Please just reach inside me—) (LET'S SING A FUCKING SONG) + (The baby is you) --- Track: Intentional Pokemon Artists: @@ -159,7 +162,6 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/i75dH5axjA8 Referenced Tracks: - Infinity Mechanism -# as far as I can tell, there's no melodic difference between fire red and red versions - track:battle-trainer-battle-pokemon-red-and-blue-versions - Alola Region Theme Commentary: |- @@ -332,36 +334,38 @@ Commentary: |- Wheals: (Artist) Griever made the original, cookie added some robot heads, i replaced them with more(??) relevant heads. Lyrics: |- - I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark + I hate a moral coward one who lacks a manly spark I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark - I always spend my evenings where there's women, wine, and song - But like a man, I always bring my little wife along! + I always spend my evenings where there's women wine and song + But like a man I always bring my little wife along I'm a member of the midnight crew I'm a night owl and a wise bird too Home with the milk in the morning Singing the same old song - Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun - Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun - Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you - Make her a member of the midnight crew! + Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun + Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun + Bring your wife and trouble it will never trouble you + Make her a member of the midnight crew + Wawawawawawawawawawa The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway So what's the use of going home until the break of day? - Now something confidential, whisper not above a breath - I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death + Now something confidential whisper not above a breath + I once went home at 2 AM and scared my wife to death I'm a member of the midnight crew I'm a night owl and a wise bird too Home with the milk in the morning Singing the same old song - Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun - Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun - Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you - Make her a member of the midnight crew! + Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun + Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun + Bring your wife and trouble it will never trouble you + Make her a member of the midnight crew + Wawawawawawawawawawa I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run - Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun + Although I didn't have a knife a blackjack or a gun I proved myself a hero of a very high degree I ran for home and six of them were running after me @@ -369,10 +373,10 @@ Lyrics: |- I'm a night owl and a wise bird too Home with the milk in the morning Singing the same old song - Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun - Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun - Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you - Make her a member of the midnight crew! + Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun + Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun + Bring your wife and trouble it will never trouble you + Make her a member of the midnight crew --- Track: dick coordinat Artists: @@ -555,13 +559,11 @@ Lyrics: |- Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying - Boy, fuck you Jake, fucking dumb, idiot, stupid - Come on Erisolsprite, go easy on me huh? - You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white uhh guilt - White guilt milquetoast, piece of human garbage - Gee Erisolsprite that's-- y'know you're pretty mean to me but that takes the cake - I don't give a fuck, I'm Erisol-fucking-sprite, bitch - Now give me my fucking enchiladas + (Boy, fuck you Jake, fucking dumb, stupid, idiot—) + (Come on Erisolsprite, go easy on me huh?) + (You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white uhh uh guilt, white guilt milquetoast, piece of human garbage.) + (Gee Erisolsprite that's— y'know you're pretty mean to me but that takes the cake!) + (I don't give a fuck, I'm Erisol-fucking-sprite, bitch! Now gimme my fucking enchiladas!) --- Track: hors Artists: @@ -577,23 +579,19 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hors - https://youtu.be/4wAcl_lzDmE Referenced Tracks: -- Horschestra STRONG Version +- Tentacles +- Horschestra - track:sburban-jungle - English -- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) Lyrics: |- - Holy fucking-- - I am so ludicrously ****** strong - Whoops, pardon my language - That there was some ****** straight up dog - and I'm chagrined as ****** + (Holy ******. I am so ludicrously ****** strong. Whoops, pardon my language. That there was some ****** straight up dog. And I'm chagrined as ******.) Neigh Neigh - Neigh Neigh - Neigh Neigh - Neigh Neigh - Neigh Neigh + Neigh neigh + Neigh neigh + Neigh neigh + Neigh neigh Neigh @@ -603,7 +601,7 @@ Lyrics: |- Neigh Neigh - Touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles + (Touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles) Neigh @@ -769,10 +767,10 @@ Commentary: |- cookiefonster: (Commentator) The track art doesn't have my ellipsis-based proof that Hussie isn't [[artist:o|o]] :jaedangery: Lyrics: |- - Hello, Kermit the frog here - Hello, Kermit the frog here - Hello, Kermit the frog here - Hello, Kermit the frog here + (Hello, Kermit the frog here.) + (Hello, Kermit the frog here.) + (Hello, Kermit the frog here.) + (Hello, Kermit the frog here.) --- Track: monsoonto Artists: @@ -975,7 +973,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Happy Happy Christmas - Tunak Tunak Tun - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme -- The Next Episode +- The Next Episode (Radio Edit) - track:ruins-undertale - track:harlequin - Problem Sleuth Theme @@ -1012,7 +1010,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Bassline Junkie - X Gon' Give It to Ya - Super Smash Bros. Brawl Sound Effects -- The Next Episode +- The Next Episode (Radio Edit) - Backyard Fun - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) @@ -1031,29 +1029,27 @@ Commentary: |- Makin: (Wikier) Yes, even after finding a few unreported tracks and moving non-musical samples to their own section, it's STILL 72 referenced melodies. Un fucking believable. Lyrics: |- - It's the- - OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD + It's the— OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD + OH MY GOD MY GOOOOOD - Fool me once (are you kidding me?) - Fool me twice (unintelligible) - Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you! (Oh, nigga!) + (Fool me once.) (Are you kidding me?) (Fool me twice.) [unintelligible] (Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you!) (Oh, nigga!) - OLE! + OLÉ! - GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! + GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! - [Animal crossing noises] + [Animal Crossing noises] C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!) C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!) C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!) Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!) - So they're finally here, performing for you, - If you know the words, you can join in too, - Put your hands together, if you want to clap, + So they're finally here, performing for you + If you know the words, you can join in too + Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through, this monkey rap! Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! @@ -1080,20 +1076,17 @@ Lyrics: |- Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) - READY? GO! + (READY? GO!) - PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED! - - SHARE STOCK! + (PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED!) + (SHARE STOCK!) La-da-da-da-dah It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) La-da-da-da-dah It's one and only D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! - [other misc. screams] + [screaming] BACK, YARD, FUN! @@ -1103,7 +1096,13 @@ Lyrics: |- Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe So, come on, and let's go! - I'm-- [shots] + [Michael Bowman Remix samples set to Megalovania] + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + (I'm—) --- Track: Eternity Served Medium-Well, Avec Crème de Champignons (A.K.A. Eternity Served Spicy) Directory: eternity-served-medium-well @@ -1220,28 +1219,27 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Eternity Served Medium-Well, Avec Crème de Champignons (A.K.A. Eternity Served Spicy) - Tycoon of Grief Lyrics: |- - It's the- - OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD + It's the— OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD + OH MY GOD MY GOOOOOD - Fool me once (are you kidding me?) - Fool me twice (unintelligible) - Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you! (Oh, nigga!) + (Fool me once.) (Are you kidding me?) (Fool me twice.) [unintelligible] (Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you!) (Oh, nigga!) - OLE! + OLÉ! - GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO + GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! + GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! - [Animal crossing noises] + [Animal Crossing noises] C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!) C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!) C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!) Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!) - So they're finally here, performing for you, - If you know the words, you can join in too, - Put your hands together, if you want to clap, + So they're finally here, performing for you + If you know the words, you can join in too + Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through, this monkey rap! Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! @@ -1268,20 +1266,17 @@ Lyrics: |- Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) - READY? GO! + (READY? GO!) - PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED! - - SHARE STOCK! + (PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED!) + (SHARE STOCK!) La-da-da-da-dah It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) La-da-da-da-dah It's one and only D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! - [other misc. screams] + [screaming] BACK, YARD, FUN! @@ -1291,4 +1286,10 @@ Lyrics: |- Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe So, come on, and let's go! - I'm-- [shots] \ No newline at end of file + [Michael Bowman Remix samples set to Megalovania] + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + (I'm—) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3.yaml index bcd78450..a907a08f 100644 --- a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3.yaml +++ b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3.yaml @@ -309,7 +309,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Feel (Alive) - Mutiny (crapapella) Lyrics: |- - I LOVE YOU DOGGY! + (I LOVE YOU DOGGY!) Commentary: |- MrCheeze: (Composer) I liek this song @@ -369,7 +369,7 @@ Lyrics: |- How do I Get through one night without you? If I had to live without you - What kinda life would that be? + What kind of life would that be? Oh and I I need you in my arms, need you to hold @@ -520,7 +520,11 @@ Referenced Tracks: - track:hardlyquin Sampled Tracks: - track:hardlyquin -- Multiple Nicolas Cage movies +- Matchstick Men +- The Wicker Man +- Vampire's Kiss +- The Rock +- Snake Eyes Lyrics: |- Have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten until you, PISSED, BLOOD! OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! @@ -528,8 +532,7 @@ Lyrics: |- H I J K L-M-N-O-P! (What do you say we cut the chit-chat, A-hole!) (Peter!) Q R S, T U V W-X-Y-Z! (Oh, Peter...) DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - That was the plan, to give you a small loan of 720 million dollars - and you got one! + (That was the plan, to give you a small loan of 720 million dollars and you got one!) Commentary: |- SplitSuns: (Composer) What's the logical step past spooky boner-inducing Nic Cage? Nightmare Fuel Nic Cage. @@ -537,13 +540,13 @@ Commentary: |- Help me. SplitSuns: (Artist) - WITHIN THE RAMBLINGS OF ONE WARPED BY AGE - LIES THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF NICOLAS CAGE - A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR OF RIDICULE AND SHAME - YET NOW ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PLAY A GAMES - O LOOK THROUGH THESE SOUNDS FROM A PECULIAR MAN - TO ANSWER THE QUESTION: WHAT IS HIS PLAN? - THOUGH THE ANSWER, YOU'LL FIND, IS DESPITE ALL THAT'S THERE, + WITHIN THE RAMBLINGS OF ONE WARPED BY AGE
+ LIES THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF NICOLAS CAGE
+ A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR OF RIDICULE AND SHAME
+ YET NOW ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PLAY A GAMES
+ O LOOK THROUGH THESE SOUNDS FROM A PECULIAR MAN
+ TO ANSWER THE QUESTION: WHAT IS HIS PLAN?
+ THOUGH THE ANSWER, YOU'LL FIND, IS DESPITE ALL THAT'S THERE,
HE REMAINS NOTHING MORE THAN A PRICKLY PEAR --- Track: ULTRA CHORALE REMIX MEDLEY @@ -678,22 +681,26 @@ Referenced Tracks: Sampled Tracks: - We Are Number One - Trickster Mode (Engage) +- 'Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance' - The Nutshack Intro - track:doctor - Killers Lyrics: |- - Hey! - The DNA of the soul... + Hey! (Memes. The DNA of the soul.) + (It's the Nutshack, It's the Nutshack, It's the Nutshack, It's the Nutshack) + We are number one, hey! + (It's the Nutshack, It's the Nutshack, It's the Nutshack, It's the Nutshack) We are number one! - (It's the Nutshack) - We are number one! - Listen closely... here's a little lesson in trickery. - This is going down in history. - If you wanna be a villain number one, - You have to chase a superhero on the run. - Just follow my moves, and sneak around. - Be careful not to make a sound. - Shh. + + Now listen closely + Here's a little lesson in trickery + This is going down in history + If you wanna be a villain number one + You have to chase a superhero on the run + + Just follow my moves, and sneak around + Be careful not to make a sound + (Shh!) Commentary: |- olkiswerve: (Composer) Sorry Bambosh @@ -705,6 +712,8 @@ Track: jane blast off but to the tune of we are number one but in major but with Directory: jane-blast-off-but Artists: - StarlightCalliope +Contributors: +- Aris Martinian (nyahs) Cover Artists: - Shadok Art Tags: @@ -720,10 +729,10 @@ Referenced Tracks: Sampled Tracks: - Game Grumps Lyrics: |- - Whaaaaaaat? Baboom! Rocket, to the moon! - I got in my spaceship, and it went up, and it- and it went [imitates rocket blasting off]. - I was fucking nervous, I got butterflies in my stomach! - Sorry + (Whaaaaaaat? Baboom!) (Nyah) + (Rocket, to the moon! I got in my spaceship, and it went up, and it- and it went [imitates rocket blasting off].) (Nyah, nyah) + (I was fucking nervous, I got butterflies in my stomach!) (Nyah nyah) + (Sorry.) Commentary: |- StarlightCalliope: (Composer) I don't know what compelled me to create this track in all honesty. The person that was signed up to do this track apparently hadn't signed themselves up, so I decided to take this spot. A few days prior to me claiming this spot, ost had said, "Nyah," in a really cute voice on their private server, and I had recorded it. I decided to do a full song that would include it. Of course, the nyahs slowly got drowned out as I added more to the song. I remembered that there was a relevant quote from Game Grumps when I was rewatching the flash, and then I overlayed that ontop of the nyahs and We Are Number One that I had put into the project file. All in all, definitely the best song I've ever made. @@ -799,14 +808,12 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Loud Nigra - rose pragnant Lyrics: |- - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - AAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAA - YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH - I came as fast as I could - YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH - I LOVE YOU DOGGY - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - as fast as I could + [screaming] + (i came as fast as i could) + [screaming] + (I LOVE YOU DOGGY!) + [screaming] + (as fast as I could) Commentary: |- Difarem: (Composer) This track sucked so much LMMS literally refused to load it after having rendered it. No seriously it crashes every time i try to load it. @@ -857,28 +864,31 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Horsecatska - Magical Dream Bed Sampled Tracks: +- The Office S05E09 +- some other stuff maybe? - Horsecatska - Magical Dream Bed - Loud Nigra - Northernlion Lyrics: |- - NO, GOD - GRAB THE PUSSY - NO GOD PLEASE NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOO - You will never know my suffering, forever trapped inside this robotic husk - Alright that's great Jack I'll see you later - (oh no) - Sperm - Shove off but - Sperm - I'm sorry we can-we can go on a date first - Creme de la creme - Minecraft sex porn + (NOO GOD!) (GRAB THE PUSSY) + (NO. GOD. PLEASE. NO. NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!) + (You will never know my suffering, forever trapped inside this robotic husk.) + (Alright that's great Jack I'll see you later.) + + (Oh no.) + (It's sperm.) + (Shove off.) + (Sperm) + (I'm sorry we ca-we can go on a date first [unintelligible]) + (Creme de la creme) + (Minecraft sex porn.) + [pretty sure this is Magical Dream Bed backwards] - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Oh my god, dicks, who's been drawing dicks - Hey you little bitch, I hate you, you'll have sex tonight - I'm incredibly turned on right now + [screaming] + (Oh my god, dicks! Who's been drawing dicks? + (Hey you little bitch, I hate you, you'll have sex tonight.) + (I'm incredibly turned on right now.) Commentary: |- GoomFloops: (Composer) Wow, [[track:radiation-is-now-on-youtube|how relevant! How new!]] This song represents the empty joy that comes from memes @@ -967,21 +977,29 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix - The Muppet Show Lyrics: |- - It's a Kermit the frog remix? - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit kermit kermit + It's a Kermit the frog remix + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit... + + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-sonic-team.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-sonic-team.yaml index dfc8e18e..4eacc392 100644 --- a/album/cool-and-new-sonic-team.yaml +++ b/album/cool-and-new-sonic-team.yaml @@ -91,12 +91,18 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Fist Bump - Sad Romance (Violin Ver.) Sampled Tracks: +- Fist Bump +- Sad Romance (Violin Ver.) +- GET A LOAD OF THIS which is from sa1 the boss is called... egg viper right? yeah - SEGA Logo +- Sonic Act clear jingle URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sonic-forces-main-theme - https://youtu.be/GI02z9TYqTk Lyrics: |- - SE-GA + (GET A LOAD OF THIS!) + + SE-GA... --- Track: Green Hill Zonewave Duration: '01:20' diff --git a/album/jpeg.yaml b/album/jpeg.yaml index 9cf326a8..445e8edd 100644 --- a/album/jpeg.yaml +++ b/album/jpeg.yaml @@ -310,66 +310,87 @@ Commentary: |- Cecily Renns: (Composer) khonjin and its music is ok but the baby is you definitely transcends any form of content Lyrics: |- - (approximate) - Voice actor- VA - Voice actor--- VA - Voice actor- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) - Voice actor--- VA - Voice actor- VA - Voice actor--- VA - Voice actor- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) - Voice actor--- VA (I came as fast as I could) - Voice actor- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) - Voice actor--- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) - Voice actor- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) - Voice actor--- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) - Voice actor- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) - Voice actor--- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) - Voice actor- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) - Voice actor--- VA [angry noises] - - It happened. - It happened. - It-it-it-it-it-it happened. - Bah it's all recording. - It happened. - It happened. - It-it-it-it-it-it Bah it's all recording. - It happened. - It happened. - It-it-it-it-it-it happened. - Bah it's all recording. - It happened. - It happened. - It-it-it-it-it-it Bah it's all recording. - It happened. - It happened. - It-it-it-it-it-it happened. - Bah it's all recording. - It happened. - It happened. - It-it-it-it-it-it Bah it's all recording. Opposite of what I'm doing. - It happened. - It happened. - It-it-it-it-it-it happened. - Bah it's all recording. - It happened. - It happened. - It-it-it-it-it-it Bah it's all recording. - It happened. - It happened. - It-it-it-it-it-it happened. - Bah it's all recording. - It happened. - It happened. - It-it-it-it-it-it Bah it's all recording. Opposite of what I'm doing. - - Opposite of what I'm doing. - Opposite of what I'm doing. - Opposite of what I'm doing. - Opposite of what I'm doing. - - I came as fast as I could. [angry noises] + Voice actor V, A + Voice actor, VA + Voice actor V, A ['rap' samples start playing randomly] + Voice actor, VA + Voice actor V, A + Voice actor (i came as fast as i could) + + Voice actor V, A + Voice actor, VA + Voice actor V, A + Voice actor, VA + Voice actor V, A + Voice actor, VA + Voice actor V, A + Voice actor (i came as fast as i could) + + Voice actor V, A + Voice actor, VA + Voice actor V, A + Voice actor, VA + Voice actor V, A + Voice actor, VA + Voice actor V, A + Voice actor (i came as fast as i could) + + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it-it-it it happened (Bah it's not recording!) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it (Bah it's not recordincordincordincorcordicording!) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it-it-it it happened (Bah it's not recording!) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it (Bah it's not recording!) (Opposite of what I'm doing) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it-it-it it happened (Bah it's not recording!) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it (Bah it's not recordincordincordincorcordicording!) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it-it-it it happened (Bah it's not recording!) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it (Bah it's not recording!) (Opposite of what I'm doing) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it-it-it it happened (Bah it's not recording!) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it (Bah it's not recordincordincordincorcordicording!) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it-it-it it happened (Bah it's not recording!) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it (Bah it's not recording!) (Opposite of what I'm doing) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it-it-it it happened (Bah it's not recording!) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it (Bah it's not recordincordincordincorcordicording!) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it-it-it it happened (Bah it's not recording!) + It happened + It happened + It-it-it-it (Bah it's not recording!) (Opposite of what I'm doing) + + (i came as fast as i could fast as i could-could-could-could-could-could-could-could-could-could fast as i could) + (i came as fast as i could fast as i could-could-could-could-could-could-could-could—) + (Opposite of what I'm doing) + (Opposite of what I'm doing) + (Opposite of what I'm doing) + (i came as fast as i could) + [angry noises] --- Track: Big Bad Beta Kids Artists: @@ -397,24 +418,18 @@ Commentary: |- Scarodactyl: (Composer) I did what I had to do. At least it's short. Lyrics: |- - Four typical average kids, - stuck at home with guardians - played a game in a new world - and now they're beta kids + Four typical average kids + Stuck at home with guardians + Played a game in a new world + And now they're beta kids (Beta Kids!) - Beta Kids! - - Big Bad Beta Kids Big Bad Beta Kids + Big Bad Beta Kids (Beta Kids!) - Beta Kids! - - Hey look now they're super heros, - armored in pajamas - they're escaping from the comic strip - and now they're beta kids - - Beta Kids! + Hey look now they're super heros + Armored in pajamas + They're escaping from the comic strip + And now they're beta kids (Beta Kids!) Big Bad Beta Kids Big Bad Beta Kids @@ -628,16 +643,17 @@ Commentary: |- pizzagremlin: (Composer) i made a song for the album and it was bad. maybe next time i make a song for an album it will be good? hehe...that would be epic... Lyrics: |- - (Your music sucks) - (I don't like your music, I think your music is horrible, I think you should give up, [unintelligible] it's just atrocious and the worst I've ever heard) - (You done fucked it up) - (Your music sucks) - (I don't like your music, I think your music is horrible, I think you should give up, [unintelligible] it's just atrocious and the worst I've ever heard) - (You done fucked it up) - (Your music sucks) - (You done fucked it up) - (I don't like your music, I think your music is horrible, I think you should give up, [unintelligible] it's just atrocious and the worst I've ever heard) - (You done fucked it up) [bang] + (Your music sucks.) + (I don't like your music, I think your music is horrible, I think you should just give up, don't do music anymore you're wack, you're garbage, it's [unintelligible] worst I've ever heard.) + (You done fucked it up!) + + (Your music sucks.) + (I don't like your music, I think your music is horrible, I think you should just give up, don't do music anymore you're wack, you're garbage, it's [unintelligible] worst I've ever heard.) (You done fucked it up!) + + (Your music sucks.) + (You done fucked it up!) + (I don't like your music, I think your music is horrible, I think you should just give up, don't do music anymore you're wack, you're garbage, it's [unintelligible] worst I've ever heard.) + (You done fucked it up!) --- Track: You Killed My Father (Prepare to Die Edition) Artists: @@ -684,24 +700,25 @@ Lyrics: |- Yo, yo, I'm play Minecraft Play Minecraft Play Minecraft - Play Minecraft [unintelligible] + Play Minecraft [unintelligible] Steve! Play Minecraft hm Play Minecraft hm hm - Imma see about playing minecraft - Get that diamond block - Get that iron block + Imma see about playing Minecraft + Get that diamond block mm + Get that iron block mm Hit that note block hm Play C418 jingle Play Minecraft hm - Play Minecraft hm hm hm hm - Play Minecraft hm hm + Play play Minecraft hm hm hm hm + Play Minecraft hm hm + Hm-mm-mm-mm Play Minecraft hm hm Play Minecraft hm hm DVS sax hm hm hm Hm hm hm hm hm Get that Alex hm hm Get that Notch hm hm Play that note block hm hm - Gain diamond hm hm + D-ine the iamond hm hm Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm Minecraft Commentary: |- Ephemerald: (Artist) @@ -731,19 +748,18 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Muse of Nanchos Sampled Tracks: - Mortal Man +- Loud Nigra - These Walls Lyrics: |- I remember you was conflicted, misusing your influence Sometimes, I did the same - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA If these walls could talk If these walls could talk If these walls could talk If these walls could talk If these walls could talk - (If these walls could talk) - (Sex) + If these walls could talk (Sex) Commentary: |- olkiswerve: (Artist) I was listening to TPAB at the time and thought it would be funny to make a jpeg submission with the album art as a parody, but I got fed up with trying to draw it and did good kid maad city instead. I'm pretty happy with the way i t turned out and also apparently I inspired HECK. which is pretty cool. like, imagine drawing some bullshit in GIMP and fucking picasso comes by like "oh wow damn dude I gotta get on that." incredible. @@ -776,9 +792,6 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Reverie - track:carne-vale - track:archagent-everlasting -Sampled Tracks: -- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) -- Mayor Maynot Commentary: |- yazshu: (Ghost-artist) this art was made because links made a theory about caliborns derse not being real, due to cherub shenanigans. im not links but hes not even on this team so he cant do commentary. im links and i love eating buttholes and smelling big balls @@ -1090,6 +1103,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - X Gon' Give It to Ya - Snow halation - Meet the Flintstones +- Loud Nigra - GameCube Startup Lyrics: |- Soulja Boy off in this ho @@ -1101,54 +1115,58 @@ Lyrics: |- (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy Now watch— Soulja Boy - Coconut gun - Fire in spurts - Coconut gun - And climb a tree + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca) Coconut gun + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca) Fire in spurts + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca) Coconut gun + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca) And climb a tree It's the nutshack It's the nutshack It's the nutshack It's the nutshack - X gon' give it to ya (What?) (It's the nutshack...) + X gon' give it to ya (What?) (It's the nutshack) Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) - Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real + Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real (It's the nutshack) With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel - Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) + Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) (It's the nutshack) But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) - Damn right, and I'll do it again (Yeah) + Damn right, and I'll do it again (Yeah) (It's the nutshack) 'Cause I am light so I gots to win (Uh, uh, uh) - Break bread with the enemy (What?) + Break bread with the enemy (What?) (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca) No matter how many cats I break bread with, I'll break who you sendin' me (Feel good) - You motherfuckers never wanted nothin' but your life saved (Uh) (Feel good) - Bitch, and that's on a light day (Give up) - I'm gettin' down (Down) like a nigga said "Freeze" (Uh) + You motherfuckers never wanted nothin' but your life saved (Uh) + Bitch, and that's on a light day (Give up) (Feel good) + I'm gettin' down (Down) like a nigga said "Freeze" (Uh) (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca) But won't be the one endin' up on his knees (Feel good) - Bitch please, (Come on) if the only thing you cats did + Bitch please, (Come on) if the only thing you cats did (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca) Was came out to play, stay out my way (Feel good) Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi (This feeling, it's strange, isn't it?) Sora kara futte kita mitai (It's almost as though it came fluttering down from the sky) (It's the nutshack) Tokubetsu na kisetsu no iro ga tokimeki o miseru yo (The color of this special season fills me with excitement) - Feel good - Feel good - Feel good - Feel good - - Soulja Boy off in this ho (feel good) - Watch me crank it, watch me roll - Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, then Superman that ho (feel good) - (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy - (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy (feel good) - (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy - (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy - - Todokete (Ring out) - Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?) (X Gon' give it to ya...) - Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (I can't wait for our feelings to resonate) (AAAAAAAAAAAA) + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + + Soulja Boy off in this ho (Sha, sha-ba-da) + Watch me crank it, watch me roll (Sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) + Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, then Superman that ho (Sha-ba-da-ca, feel good)) + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy (Sha, sha-ba-da) + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy (Sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy (Sha, sha-ba-da) + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy (Sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) + Now watch— + + Todokete (Ring out) (Sha, sha-ba-da) + Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?) + (Sha-ba-da-ca, feel good, sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good, sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good, sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) + Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (I can't wait for our feelings to resonate) + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good, sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) [Sped-up "X Gon' Give It to Ya"] Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love) + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good, sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) Commentary: |- yaszu: (Organizer) skyplayer has been MIA for awhile so im just gonna write down commentary that its a fucking siiva joke theres nothing to commentate on diff --git a/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml b/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml index dcdb24df..b2ccd008 100644 --- a/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml +++ b/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml @@ -79,7 +79,35 @@ Sampled Tracks: Lyrics: |- I'm so fresh you can... genitals... ahhhh - Adrien Brody [x~413] + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody (Brody...) + + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody (Brody...) + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody (Brody...) + + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody (Brody...) + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody + Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody --- Track: Calliope Artists: @@ -866,10 +894,10 @@ Lyrics: |- I wanted something better than this Than a postmortem kiss Three years to miss you - But it seems that's all I'm gonna get; + But it seems that's all I'm gonna get It's best to forget - Last night I dreamt of you — + Last night I dreamt of you You were beautiful, amidst a sky of blue It was only the two of us @@ -885,7 +913,7 @@ Lyrics: |- So many things I wanted to do So many dreams Left for dead in the water - Drowned and gone; just smile and let them go + Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go I wanted so much more Than a game we were born to lose diff --git a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml index 0621c161..ca2834a8 100644 --- a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml +++ b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml @@ -547,16 +547,16 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/28NFqcIQ_SQ?t=47 Lyrics: |- How does the son of a founding father of the nation - get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation - of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh + Get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation + Of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh Tippecanoe, go on to become the - president in 1841. He did it for just + President in 1841, he did it for just 32 days and he was done cus he died - of pneumonia. Didn't wear no coat in the rain. Boy, - what were you thinking? What's your name? + Of pneumonia, didn't wear no coat in the rain + Boy what were you thinking? What's your name? William Henry Harrison - My name is William Henry-- [coughs] + My name is William Henry— [coughs] --- Track: Heart of the Forest Artists: @@ -976,6 +976,12 @@ Commentary: |- Terra is one of a few tracks I managed to finish in 2009, and is also the first track that I started using my current logo in, however in a much earlier form. This song was originally intended to be used in a game, however, it never came to fruition. --- +Track: Texas History Theme +# Also known as "funmusic.mp3" +# The song in Texas History from when the flag of Texas shows up and stuff, unreleased +Artists: +- Michael Guy Bowman +--- Track: the Chillest Beat Artists: - Clark Powell @@ -1194,6 +1200,21 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - Bad Apple!! --- +Track: Battle! (Champion) (Pokémon Gold & Silver Versions) +# JP: 戦闘！チャンピオン +# Official release: +# Pokémon HeartGold & Pokémon SoulSilver: Super Music Collection +# ニンテンドーDS ポケモン ハートゴールド&ソウルシルバー ミュージック・スーパーコンプリート +# Reference: +# https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_HeartGold_%26_Pok%C3%A9mon_SoulSilver:_Super_Music_Collection +Directory: battle-champion-pokemon-gold-and-silver-versions +Artists: +- artist:pokemon +- Junichi Masuda +Duration: '1:11' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxk9DqdYsJ4 +--- Track: Battle! (Colress) # JP: 戦闘！アクロマ # Official release: @@ -4338,27 +4359,36 @@ URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z1h2VE0hzs Lyrics: |- Gives me her love - oh stay - to please the girl and be her + Oh stay + To please the girl and be Gives me her love - oh stay - to please the girl + Oh stay + To please the girl Gives me her love - oh stay - to please the girl and be her - You're the one, the one for me - - + Oh stay + to please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me Gives me her love - oh stay + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + Gives me her love + Oh stay to please the girl and be Gives me her love - oh stay - to please the girl + Oh stay + To please the girl + Gives me her love - oh stay - to please the girl and be her + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love... --- Track: chase Artists: @@ -5208,87 +5238,119 @@ Duration: '4:43' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE Lyrics: |- - [Requiem aeternam. Dona eis, Domine] + (Requiem æternam, dona eis, Domine) (Eternal rest, grant unto them, O Lord) + Do the impossible, see the invisible - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Row! Row! Fight the power! Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - Power to the peeps, power for the dream + Row! Row! Fight the power! + + Power to the peeps, power for the dreams Still missing piece scattering, so incomplete We be the most incredible soldier from underground See how easy they all fall down + Digging to the core to see the light Let's get out of here babe, that's the way to survive - You're top of the head, I'm on the set + Ya top of the head, I'm on the set Do the impossible, don't you wanna bet? - Cuz, a lot of things changed, we be waiting in vain + + 'Cause a lot of things changed, we be waiting in vain If you wanna get by, no pain no gain - Wow! fakers wanna test me again - Sorry, my rhyme's gonna snatch your brain, yo - I'm still starving for the straight up sh** - We gonna make it happen with the crazy rap sk** - Get ready to rumble, now is the time, uh huh + Wow, fakers wanna test me again + Sorry, my rhyme's gonna snatch your brain yo + + I'm so sorry for the straight up skill + We gonna, make it a-happen with the crazy rap skill + Get ready to rumble, now would be the time, uh huh If you ain't know, now you know - (Good luck fellows!) - [Libera me, Domine, de morte aeterna - In die illa tremenda. in die illa - Quando coeli movendi sunt et terra - Dum veneris judicare - Saeculum per ignem - Tremens factus sum ego et timeo - Dum discussio venerit atque ventura ira.] - 2nd verse dedicates to the real peeps - What we got to say is so real thing - Cuz, revolution ain't never gonna televise + Good luck fellas! + + (Libera me, Domine, de morte æterna) (Deliver me, O Lord, from death eternal) + (In die illa tremenda, in die illa) (On that fearful day, on that day) + (Quando coeli movendi sunt et terra) (When the heavens and the earth shall be moved) + (Dum veneris judicare) (When thou shalt come to judge) + (Sæculum per ignem) (The world by fire) + (Tremens factus sum ego et timeo) (I am made to tremble, and I fear) + (Dum discussio venerit atque ventura ira) (Till the judgment be upon us, and the coming wrath) + + Second verse dedicates to the real peeps + What we got to say is so real thing 'cause + Revolution ain't never gonna televise Kicking the mad flow, microphone phenotype - Ppen your third eye, seeing through the overground - I'm about to hit you with the scream from the underground - Whole city is covered with the cyber flavor + + Open your third eye, seeing through the overground + I'm about to hit you with a scream from underground + Whole city's covered with a cyber flavor "G" is in your area, one of the toughest enigma - [Dies illa, dies irae - Calamitatis et miseriae] - Do the impossible, see the invisible [Dies illa] - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - - Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable [Dies magna] - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - What you gonna do is what you wanna do [Et amara valde] - Just break the rule, then you see the truth - This is the theme of "G" coming through baby! [Et amara valde] - Raw! raw! fight the power! - FIGHT THE POWER!! - Do the impossible, see the invisible [Requiem aeternam] - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + + (Dies illa, dies iræ) (That day, day of wrath) + (Calamitatis et miseriæ) (Calamity and misery) + + Do the impossible, see the invisible + (Dies illa) (That day) + Row! Row! Fight the power! Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - What you gonna do is what you wanna do [Dona eis Domine] - Just break the rule, then you see the truth (Raw! Raw! Fight the power!) + (Dies magna) (Great day) + Row! Row! Fight the power! + + What you gonna do is what you wanna do + (Et amara valde) (Of exceeding bitterness) + Just break the roof, then you see the truth This is the theme of "G" coming through baby! - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - Do the impossible, see the invisible [Requiem aeternam] - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + (Et amara valde) (Of exceeding bitterness) + Row! Row! Fight the power! + + Fight the power! + + Do the impossible, see the invisible + (Requiem æternam) (Rest eternal) + Row! Row! Fight the power! Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - What you gonna do is what you wanna do [Dona eis Requiem] - Just break the rule, then you see the truth (Raw! Raw! Fight the power!) + Row! Row! Fight the power! + + What you gonna do is what you wanna do + (Dona eis Domine) (Grant unto them, O Lord) + Just break the roof, then you see the truth + (Row! Row! Fight the power!) + This is the theme of "G" coming through baby! + Row! Row! Fight the power! + + Do the impossible, see the invisible + (Requiem æternam) (Rest eternal) + Row! Row! Fight the power! + Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable + Row! Row! Fight the power! + + What you gonna do is what you wanna do + (Dona eis Requiem) (Grant unto them rest) + Just break the roof, then you see the truth + (Row! Row! Fight the power!) This is the theme of "G" coming through baby! - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - What you gonna do is what you wanna do [Et lux perpetua luceat eis] - Just break the rule, then you see the truth + Row! Row! Fight the power! + + What you gonna do is what you wanna do + (Et lux perpetua luceat eis) (And let light perpetual shine upon them) + Just break the roof, then you see the truth This is the theme of "G" coming through baby! - Raw! raw! fight the power! - Do the impossible, see the invisible [Libera me, Domine.] - Raw! raw! fight the power! - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! [Libera me, Domine] - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! - Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Row! Row! Fight the power! + + Do the impossible, see the invisible + (Libera me, Domine) (Deliver me, O Lord) + Row! Row! Fight the power! + + Row! Row! Fight the power! + Row! Row! Fight the power! + Row! Row! Fight the power! + Row! Row! Fight the power! + Row! Row! Fight the power! + Row! Row! Fight the power! + Row! Row! Fight the power! + (Libera me, Domine) (Deliver me, O Lord) + Row! Row! Fight the power! + + Row! Row! Fight the power! + Row! Row! Fight the power! --- Track: Mailtime Artists: @@ -18775,10 +18837,12 @@ Artists: Duration: '3:05' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7vWLz9iGsk +Sampled Tracks: +- Spleen poem by Charles Baudelaire Lyrics: |- When the low, heavy sky weighs like a lid On the spirit aching for the light - And when, embracing the horizon, + And when, embracing the horizon It pours on us a black day which is sadder than any night When the earth is turned into a dripping dungeon @@ -18786,7 +18850,7 @@ Lyrics: |- And bruises its timid wing and tender head Against the walls and rotted ceilings - When the rain, stretching down its long streaks of water, + When the rain, stretching down its long streaks of water Imitates the bars of an enormous prison And a silent throng of loathsome spiders come And weave their webs inside our brains @@ -18794,7 +18858,7 @@ Lyrics: |- Then suddenly, the bells swing angrily And hurl their hideous uproar into the sky Like a band of wandering spirits who wail relentlessly - And long hearses, without drums or music, + And long hearses, without drums or music Move in a slow procession through my soul And defeated Hope bursts into tears And the fierce tyrant Anguish @@ -19563,6 +19627,86 @@ Lyrics: |- Smoke weed every day! --- +Track: The Next Episode (Radio Edit) +Artists: +- Dr. Dre +- Snoop Dogg +- Hittman +- The D.O.C. +- Ms. Roq +- Mel-Man (production) +Contributors: +- Kurupt (additional vocals) +- Nate Dogg (additional vocals) +Duration: '3:15' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T-xoWNLsKM +Referenced Tracks: +- The Next Episode +Sampled Tracks: +- The Next Episode +Lyrics: |- + La-da-da-da-dah + It's the one and only D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) + La-da-da-da-dah + You know I'm mobbin' with the D-R-E (Yeah, yeah, yeah!) + You know the West Coast is back for all you suckers (What? What? What? What?) + So put somethin' in the air (Blaze it up, blaze up) + Put it in the air, yeah (Blaze it up) 'sup, Snoop? + + Top Dogg, bite 'em all, yeah, I'm burnin' it up + D-P-G-C, you should be turnin' it up (Turn it up) + C-P-T, L-B-C, yeah, we hookin' back up + And when they bang this in the club, baby, you got to get up + Cuz homies, thug homies, yeah, they givin' it up + Lowlife, yo' life, boy, we livin' it up + Takin' chances while we dancin' in the party fo sho + Slipped my girl a ****** when she crept in the back do' + Chickens lookin' at me strange, but you know I don't care + Step up in this mother (What?) just a-swangin' my hair + Trick, quit talkin', Crip walk if you down with the set + Take a ****** with some grip and take this **** on this jet + Out of town, put it down for the Father of Rap + And if you happen to get cracked, trick, shut yo' trap + Come back, get back, that's the part of success + If you believe in the S, you'll be relievin' your stress + + La-da-da-da-dah + It's the one and only D-R-E (Dr. Dre, you little bustas) + La-da-da-da-dah + You know I'm mobbin' with the D-O-double-G + Straight off them killer streets of C-P-T + King of the beats, you ride to 'em in your Fleet (Fleetwood) + Or Coupe DeVille rollin' on dubs + How you feel? Whoopty whoop, what? + Dre and Snoop hittin' corners in the 'llac (In the 'llac) + With D.O.C. in the back, sippin' on 'gnac + Clippin' all the amps, dippin' through hoods (What hood?) + Compton, Long Beach, Inglewood + South Central out to the Westside (Westside), it's California Love + This California *** got your boy a gang of pub + I'm on one, I might bail up in the Century Club + With my jeans on, and my team strong + Get my drink on, and my smoke on + Then go home with somethin' to poke on (What's up, trick?) + Loc, it's on for the two-triple-oh + Comin' real, it's the next episode + + Hold up, wait + For my ****** who be thinkin' we soft, we don't play + We gonna rock it 'til the wheels fall off + Hold up, wait + For my ****** who be actin' too bold, take a seat + Hope you ready for the next episode + Hey, hey, hey, hey + + (Yeah, up in smoke, comin' at ya) + (Up in smoke, yeah) + (Up in smoke, comin' at ya) + (Up in smoke, yeah) + (Up in smoke, comin' at ya) + (Up in smoke, yeah...) +--- Track: The Number of the Beast Artists: - Iron Maiden diff --git a/album/the-ballad-of-megan-pouring.yaml b/album/the-ballad-of-megan-pouring.yaml index 510279e4..374fa82a 100644 --- a/album/the-ballad-of-megan-pouring.yaml +++ b/album/the-ballad-of-megan-pouring.yaml @@ -43,10 +43,10 @@ Referenced Tracks: Sampled Tracks: - The Ballad of Megan Pouring (instrumental) Lyrics: |- - (Are you done with the salt shaker? - Oh my-- you're not actually gonna eat that, are you? - Megan? - I'm almost done with it.) + (Are you done with the salt shaker?) + (Oh my— you're not actually gonna eat that, are you?) + (Megan?) + (I'm almost done with it.) Sodium chloride Sodium chloride @@ -61,55 +61,57 @@ Lyrics: |- They look like fucking boats That's why they're called shiptoasts - (Miss Pouring, if we don't break even this month I don't see how we can make it. - We'll make it. - But-- - WHAT did I say, Nicole? Now get back to work. - Fuck you, Andrea Hussie. This is all your fault. - You bitch.) + (Miss Pouring, if we don't break even this month I don't see how we can make it.) + (We'll make it.) + (But—) + (WHAT did I say, Nicole? Now get back to work.) + (This is all your fault, Andrea Hussie.) + (You bitch.) I wanted to be a princess And when I was a girl they told me that I could "As long as you try your hardest" - If only I had asked 'em if I should + Guess I should have asked them if I should I founded a sub for Homestuck Wish the fucking end was any good Now all I wanna do is die - Someone tell me why-y-y - (She hates her fucking job) + Someone tell me why-y-y (She hates her fucking job) - (Megan, this is your Doctor. The test results came back... - We tried to warn you about this, you know... - Anyway. We analyzed the salt content in your blood... - And we've come to the conclusion that, if you don't cut down your intake... - There's just no way you can survive.) + (Megan, this is your Doctor. The test results came back.) + (We tried to warn you about this, you know.) + (Anyway. We analyzed the salt content in your blood...) + (And we've come to the conclusion that, if you don't cut down your intake...) + (There's just no way you can survive.) Someone, someone tell me When I asked for this or What my sin was to deserve this lot in life - I know I'm not the best of people but you must believe + I know I'm not the best of + People but you must believe Me God, if you are out there I can change - I feel my self control, my salty sinful soul + I feel my self control + My salty sinful soul Inside me slip away, I'll end my life today Oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh (etc.) - MY NAME IS O, DID SOMEBODY RING? + MY NAME IS [[artist:o|O]], DID SOMEBODY RING? FOR I AM GOD, THE LORD OF ALL, EVERY H*CKING THING GOD HEARD THY PRAY'R AND HE WILL ANSWER THEE COME HOME, MY CHILD, SING ALONG WITH US AND THEN YOU SHALL BE FREE - (Megan, listen. I'm sorry about what Hussie did to you. - I want to make sure what she did never happens to anyone again. - She's burning in hell as we speak, - Being forced to make a video game that will never be completed. - If you come with me and post back to heaven, we can all make high quality rips for eternity. - And Megan - will you marry me? - Yes! I will!) + (Megan, listen. I'm sorry about what Hussie did to you.) + (I want to make sure what she did never happens to anyone again.) + (She's burning in hell as we speak, being forced to make a video game that will never be completed.) + (If you come with me and [[artist:aris-martinian|ost]] back to heaven, we can all make high quality rips for eternity.) + (Megan... will you marry me?) + (Yes! I will!) (No way Sheen, no way Sheen, you're not as big a fan of Jimmy's dad as I am!) - Cool and new web-comic - Cool and new web-comic - It saved the fandom and Megan too (it's true!) + (No way Sheen, no way Sheen, you're not as big a fan of Jimmy's dad as I am!) + + Cool and new web comic + Cool and new web comic + It saved the fandom and Megan too (It's true!) Best fanmade property Better than Hiveswap'll be O, and it's all because of you! diff --git a/album/v8lume.yaml b/album/v8lume.yaml index 77feab5e..2c8d1dbd 100644 --- a/album/v8lume.yaml +++ b/album/v8lume.yaml @@ -217,7 +217,7 @@ Lyrics: |- Thinking Credit Money Number Happens Buttocks 4 850 Favorite breakfast cereal's Fruity Pebbles Jingle No it's Stutzman Marvin Pittsburgh Tell us Meat Cubes Pasta Curious Situation - Michael let's have backyard fun Texas history, dental records + Michael let's have backyard fun Texas history, DENTAL RECORDS Kidding Useless Russia Human inside my head UNDER ARREST The Rice Bucket Challenge Jack off right over here Blah ALS Buy it Sandbag Bed Safe Bed Good Bed knows what time Life Insurance @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ Lyrics: |- Thinking Credit Money Number Happens Buttocks 4 850 Favorite breakfast cereal's Fruity Pebbles Jingle No it's Stutzman Marvin Pittsburgh Tell us Meat Cubes Pasta Curious Situation - Michael let's have backyard fun Texas history, dental records + Michael let's have backyard fun Texas history, DENTAL RECORDS Kidding Useless Russia Human inside my head UNDER ARREST The Rice Bucket Challenge Jack off right over here Blah ALS Buy it Sandbag Bed Safe Bed Good Bed knows what time Life Insurance @@ -238,12 +238,13 @@ Lyrics: |- Favorite breakfast cereal's Fruity Pebbles Jingle No it's Stutzman Bowstutzlogic Bowstutzlogic + Marvin Pittsburgh Tell us Meat Cubes Pasta Curious Situation Buy it Sandbag Bed Safe Bed Good Bed knows what time Life Insurance Hobby Lobby Antique Mirrors My compulsive masturbation Marvin Pittsburgh Tell us Meat Cubes Pasta Curious Situation - Michael let's have backyard fun Texas history, dental records + Michael let's have backyard fun Texas history, DENTAL RECORDS Kidding Useless Russia Human inside my head UNDER ARREST Bowstutzlogic Bowstutzlogic @@ -432,13 +433,14 @@ Lyrics: |- Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man - - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) @@ -448,20 +450,21 @@ Lyrics: |- Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man - - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— - Michael Bowman + Mi-chael-Bow-man... - I don't have any ideas - I, I don't have BACK YARD FUN - I don't, don't-don't-don't-don't BACK YARD FUN + I, I don't have any ideas + I, I, I don't have BACK YARD FUN + I don't, don't-don't-don't-don't don't BACK-BACK YARD FUN I don't, have any ideas I don't, Michael Bowman @@ -478,43 +481,52 @@ Lyrics: |- FUN B - It's-it's-it's-it's Bowman Remix + It's it's-it's-it's-it's-it's Bowman Remix + It's a Michael Bowman Remix It's a Michael Bowman Remix - (Mi-mi-mi-michael) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Michael) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— - (I-i-is— is) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (I-i-is— is) (Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + Awes— Awes— Awes-awes-awes-awes-awesome! + + (Mi-mi-mi-michael) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— - (I-i-is— is) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (I-i-is—) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Michael) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— - (I-i-is— is) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— - (Awes— Awes— Awes-awes-awes-awes-awesome!) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + (I-i-is—) (Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Michael) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (I-i-is—) (Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Michael) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (I-i-is—) (Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (I-i-is— is) (Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + Awes— Awes— Awes-awes-awes-awes-awesome! Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) - (Mi-mi-mi-michael) (Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— - (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) (A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— - (I-i-is— is) (Michael Bowman) (Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— - (Awes— Awes— Awes-awes-awes-awes-awesome!) (Michael Bowman) (A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Mi-mi-mi-michael) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (I-i-is— is) (Michael Bowman) Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man + (Awesome!) Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— - (Mi-mi-mi-michael) (Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Mi-mi-mi-michael) (Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) (A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (I-i-is— is) (Michael Bowman) (Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Awes— Awes— Awes-awes-awes-awes-awesome!) (Michael Bowman) (A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— - Michael Bowman - One hundred percent! - One hundred percent! - One hundred percent... - One hundred percent... - One hundred percent... - One hundred percent... - One hundred percent... + (Mi-mi-mi-michael) (Michael Bowman) (A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) (A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (I-i-is—) (A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) + (A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a—) Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! + Mi-chael-Bow-man... + + (One hundred percent! One hundred percent! One hundred percent... One hundred percent... One hundred percent... One hundred percent... One hundred percent...) Commentary: |- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES: (Composer) I spent way too much time on this track in relation to the quality it ended up at. Originally, I just planned on a Sburbian Jungle remix with the Michael Bowman Remix as the backing drum track. When several people pointed out that would be relatively boring, I responded by shoving in a random assortment of other Bowman songs, along with audio clips from some of his videos. The ""I have no ideas"" clips within the piano solo section is meant to reflect how I was basically just placing audio clips semi-randomly at that point. @@ -947,7 +959,9 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Kid Radd Theme - track:in-the-beginning-canwc Lyrics: |- - Hands on your head get on your bed, your bed, your bed, your bed + (Wee woo wee woo slep polise.) + + (Hands on your head get on your bed, your bed, your bed, your bed...) Commentary: |- Cecily Renns: (Composer) i think we've come to a point of unacceptable self indulgence, and its all my fault @@ -1054,6 +1068,8 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/waters-of-gamebrodylovania - https://youtu.be/nuE90JsKtdQ Lyrics: |- + (I'm so fresh you can... genitals... ahhhh) + Alright bros, are you ready? It's time for the one, the only, GameBro! He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine @@ -1070,26 +1086,22 @@ Lyrics: |- He's got every game beat and skills that sweet But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite - (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody...) - - You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying - You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing - You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then - Well, then, you'll know just who to call - - (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody...) + You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody) + You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody) + You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody) + Well, then, you'll know just who to call (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody) (Brody...) - It's GameBro! - When you're out of quarters, he's got your back - He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact - Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe + It's GameBro! (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) + When you're out of quarters, he's got your back (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) (Brody...) + He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) + Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) - So, come on, and let's go! + So, come on, and let's go! (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) - Uh! - Do it, do it, do it, do it! - Uh! - Alright! + Uh! (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) + Do it, do it, do it, do it! (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) + Uh! (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) + Alright! (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing @@ -1101,24 +1113,26 @@ Lyrics: |- The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody) + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody) + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody) + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody) (Brody...) + + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) (Brody...) + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) + + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody) + The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop - - (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody...) - - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - - (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody...) - - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - The games will never stop, the games will never stop + Uh! Commentary: |- Difarem: (Composer) THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP @@ -1246,12 +1260,19 @@ Art Tags: Duration: '01:03' Referenced Tracks: - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +Sampled Tracks: +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/germysprite - https://youtu.be/3cM0LKflZAM Lyrics: |- Alright bros, are you ready? It's time for the one, the only, Germysprite + + Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! + Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! + Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! + Bro! Uh! Commentary: |- Kusoro: (Composer) ho @@ -1460,28 +1481,36 @@ Referenced Tracks: Sampled Tracks: - I Can't Believe You've Done This Lyrics: |- - Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this - done this, done this - done this, done this (done this, done this) - done this - can't believe you've done this - done this - done this, done this, done this, done this, done this, done this - ah fuck - can't believe you've done this - ah fuck, ah fuck - fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, - fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, - fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, - fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, - done this, done this - ah, ah, fuck - believe you've done this, done this - can't believe you've done this - believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, - believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, - believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, - dooonnnnee thiiiiss + (Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.) + + Done this, done this + Done this, done this (Done this, done this) + Done this + Can't believe you've done this + + Done this, done this, done this, done this, done this done this + Done this, done this, done this, done this, done this done this + + Ah fuck + Can't believe you've done this + Ah fuck, ah fuck + + Fuck fuckfuck fuckfuckfuck fuckfuck fuckfuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck + Fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck + Fuck fuckfuck fuckfuckfuck fuckfuck fuckfuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck + Fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuck- + Done this, done this + Ah, ah, fuck + Believe you've done this, done this + Can't believe you've done this + + Belie belie belie belie belie belie + Belie belie belie belie belie belie + Belie belie belie belie belie belie belie belie belie belie belie belie belie + Belie belie belie belie belie belie + Belie belie belie belie belie belie + Belie belie belie belie belie belie belie belie belie belie + Dooonnnnee thiiiiss URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/youve-done-this-i-cant-believe - https://youtu.be/oEc2IIElypI @@ -1807,7 +1836,7 @@ Artists: Duration: '3:05' Has Cover Art: false URLs: -- https://youtu.be/aMji1UeffQs +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkGqtlNLPO0 Referenced Tracks: - Duet - track:phat1 @@ -1825,6 +1854,6 @@ Artists: Duration: '3:34' Has Cover Art: false URLs: -- https://youtu.be/bkGqtlNLPO0 +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMji1UeffQs Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle \ No newline at end of file -- cgit 1.3.0-6-gf8a5