From 59e95d09096ff209a62cfbb90f0768bfc05df94f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "(quasar) nebula" Date: Mon, 3 Jan 2022 23:22:00 -0400 Subject: fix a million ambiguous refs/links + extra fixes --- album/the-baby-is-you.txt | 3 ++- 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) (limited to 'album/the-baby-is-you.txt') diff --git a/album/the-baby-is-you.txt b/album/the-baby-is-you.txt index 5437eb6b..cd17d219 100644 --- a/album/the-baby-is-you.txt +++ b/album/the-baby-is-you.txt @@ -32,7 +32,8 @@ Lyrics: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: Throguh Song Duration: 0:43 -References: Showtime (Original Mix) +References: +- track:showtime-original-mix URLs: - https://youtu.be/KSHPZp33vv4 Lyrics: -- cgit 1.3.0-6-gf8a5 From 0775cce53869eb467faf166182b87aba50fc8d32 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Niklink Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2022 00:21:27 -0400 Subject: minor typo fix --- album/the-baby-is-you.txt | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) (limited to 'album/the-baby-is-you.txt') diff --git a/album/the-baby-is-you.txt b/album/the-baby-is-you.txt index cd17d219..10cad209 100644 --- a/album/the-baby-is-you.txt +++ b/album/the-baby-is-you.txt @@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnVpmehyaOFZ8yr7acSFrBeUvkA0XlDN6 - https://recordcrash.com/tbiy/thebabyisyou.htm Commentary: - sanctfarum: + sanctferum: (From the Homestuck Sound Test 4/13/2017 Edition release notes:) Simultaneously the worst fucking thing Toby Fox has ever made and his magnum opus that even Undertale cannot surpass, even mentioning this legendary trash opera on the now-defunct MSPA forums was grounds for a ban. Warning: Contains male pregnancy (mpreg), heavy implications of underage sex, implications of incest, time travel, a clip of Karkat saying "MMMMMMMMMMM" that was used in the Act 6 Act 6 Act 1 opening flash, vore, the answer to the Ultimate Riddle, and other absolutely awful shit that has no business being in the Sound Test, or indeed, anywhere. Listen at your own risk, if you dare... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- cgit 1.3.0-6-gf8a5 From 9777c0e66a2437f5cce5d73571d483b33c7d01e8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Niklink Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2022 00:21:27 -0400 Subject: adds the baby is you contributors --- album/the-baby-is-you.txt | 12 ++++++++++-- 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) (limited to 'album/the-baby-is-you.txt') diff --git a/album/the-baby-is-you.txt b/album/the-baby-is-you.txt index 10cad209..dd164955 100644 --- a/album/the-baby-is-you.txt +++ b/album/the-baby-is-you.txt @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ Album: The Baby is You Artist: Toby Fox -Cover Art: astroliner +Cover Art: Astroliner Has Track Art: no Date: September 27, 2010 Date Added: January 12, 2021 @@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnVpmehyaOFZ8yr7acSFrBeUvkA0XlDN6 - https://recordcrash.com/tbiy/thebabyisyou.htm Commentary: - sanctferum: + Sanctferum: (From the Homestuck Sound Test 4/13/2017 Edition release notes:) Simultaneously the worst fucking thing Toby Fox has ever made and his magnum opus that even Undertale cannot surpass, even mentioning this legendary trash opera on the now-defunct MSPA forums was grounds for a ban. Warning: Contains male pregnancy (mpreg), heavy implications of underage sex, implications of incest, time travel, a clip of Karkat saying "MMMMMMMMMMM" that was used in the Act 6 Act 6 Act 1 opening flash, vore, the answer to the Ultimate Riddle, and other absolutely awful shit that has no business being in the Sound Test, or indeed, anywhere. Listen at your own risk, if you dare... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- @@ -80,6 +80,8 @@ Lyrics: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: rose pragnant Duration: 1:11 +Contributors: +- Astroliner (Rose) References: Showdown URLs: - https://youtu.be/l6BDUDe4eQo @@ -99,6 +101,9 @@ Lyrics: Track: the rose rap Duration: 2:45 References: rose pragnant +Contributors: +- Von Fawn (Rose) +- Astroliner (Other Rose) URLs: - https://youtu.be/o3rJTGHgYTk Lyrics: @@ -161,6 +166,9 @@ Lyrics: Track: a baby is born Duration: 1:30 References: rose pragnant +Contributors: +- Artemis251 (Luigi, Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, background vocals) +- Astroliner (Rose) URLs: - https://youtu.be/jCfE_6pTN8A Lyrics: -- cgit 1.3.0-6-gf8a5 From fbc26d5e8438a8cf44e5b0868d171f8a7fb4c64a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Niklink Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2022 00:21:27 -0400 Subject: the baby is you lyrics revamp --- album/the-baby-is-you.txt | 376 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-------------- 1 file changed, 267 insertions(+), 109 deletions(-) (limited to 'album/the-baby-is-you.txt') diff --git a/album/the-baby-is-you.txt b/album/the-baby-is-you.txt index dd164955..e67f1885 100644 --- a/album/the-baby-is-you.txt +++ b/album/the-baby-is-you.txt @@ -22,13 +22,9 @@ Duration: 1:01 URLs: - https://youtu.be/5Z5XKg37ZGc Lyrics: - EVERY DAY
a million babies are born
in the united states alone - many of these babies
climb out of
vaginas - others
the storks bring them - some are born out of slime in paradox space
thanks to a special video game
your mommy used to play - but regardless of how these babies may be born
they all come into the world with a special force
called - LOVE - this is that story + (Every day, a million babies are born in the United States alone. Many of these babies climb out of... vaginas. Others, the storks bring them. Some are born out of slime in paradox space, thanks to a special video game your momma used to play. But regardless of how these babies may be born, they all come into the world with a special force called... love. + + This... is that story.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: Throguh Song Duration: 0:43 @@ -37,8 +33,20 @@ References: URLs: - https://youtu.be/KSHPZp33vv4 Lyrics: - (police sirens) - john: hi im john egbert and OH MY GOD DAVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR WRITHIN IN PAIN
dave: nothin, john... just ignore me... im not... pregnant
john: OH MY GOD DAVE... WHATS HAPPENED TO YOU
DAVE: im... im lyin.... i am pregnant
john: WHAT!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!! WHOSE THE FATHER
dave: the father... i cant tell you john
john: but... then... WHOSE THE BABY
dave: the baby john... is you
dave: your the baby
dave: all the babies
dave: all of them
JOHN: NO DAVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JOHN: WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL
JOHN: ARE YOU SERIOUS THOUGH, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
dave: john i guess the only way you can understand is song + (JOHN: Hi I'm John Egbert, and I tell you about my rock opera that's totally like— OH MY GOD DAVE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE GROUND WRITHING IN PAIN. + DAVE: Nothing- nothing John, just ignore me I'm not PREGNANT! + JOHN: Oh my God Dave what happened to youuuu? + DAVE: I'm- I'm lying I am pregnant. + JOHN: How- how- how is that possible? Who's the father? + DAVE: The father, I can't tell you John. + JOHN: But, but then... who's the baby?? + DAVE: The baby, John... is YOU! + JOHN: Noooo Dave, nooooooooo! + DAVE: You're the baby, all of the babies, all of them! + JOHN: We have to get you to a hospit-pital, what are you- what are you saying? What are you saying, Dave? + DAVE: John I guess the only way you can understand... is through song.) + + (oooOOOooo, police sirens, police sirens, oooOOOooo, oooOOOooo...) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: The Baby is You Duration: 1:36 @@ -46,24 +54,49 @@ References: Throguh Song URLs: - https://youtu.be/BtCsf7tFBIQ Lyrics: - BUM BUM BUM - i was sittin around, in the middle of the night
all bored with nothing to do - i called up my friend, he put some stuff in my end
taught him a hundred different ways to screw - i conksunked his boots, touched his imigrants
the chips had just started to fall - now after that night, i was given a fright
a babytummy shaped like a ball - DAVE: DAMN JOHN!!! - im havin a baby and the baby is you
id birth my best friend its true - im havin a baby and the baby is you
koalababies up the avenue - im a havin a baby and the baby is you
my ovaries are out the wazoo - im having a a baby and the baby is you
ur gonna come out my hoohoo - john: BUT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
dave: i dont know... such is the magic of skaia
he entered all of my seven gates
he touched john
he prototyped my medium
and now my kernelsprite is rich with data
and... now.... your the baby - john: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - duet: - YOUR HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU/ME
BIRTH MY BEST FRIEND ITS TRUE - HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU
KOALABABIES UP THE AVENUE - HAVIN A ABABY AND THE BABY IS YOU
OVARIES ARE OUT THE WAZOO - HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY WEARS SHOES
BABIES FLYIN OUT THE HOO HOO - WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO + I was sittin' around, in the middle of the night + All bored with nothin' to do + I called up my friend, he put some stuff in my end + I taught him a hundred different ways to screw (Oh Dave!) + I conksunked his boots, touched his imigrants + The chips had just started to fall + Now after that night, I was given a fright + A babytummy shaped like a ball + Damn John! + + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! + I'd birth my best friend it's true! (Oh no!) + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! + Koalababies up the avenue! + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! + My ovaries are out the wazoo! (Oh no!) + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! + You're gonna come out my hoohoo + + (JOHN: But how is that possible? + DAVE: I don't know, such is the magic of Skaia! He entered all of my... seven gates. + JOHN: Ohh, ohhh... + DAVE: He touched me John. + JOHN: Meow + DAVE: He prototyped my Medium. + JOHN: Ohh... + DAVE: And now my kernelsprite is... rich with data... and now.... YOU'RE THE BABYYYYY! + JOHN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO + DAVE: OPEN WIIIIDE + JOHN: OOOOOO- ??? + [laughter]) + + You're havin' a baby and the baby is you! (You're havin' a baby and the baby is me!) + I'd birth my best friend it's true! + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! (You're havin' a baby and the baby is me!) + Koalababies up the avenue! + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! (Havin' a baby and the baby is me!) + My ovaries are out the wazoo! + I'm havin' a baby and the baby wears shoes! + Babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies [Babeatboxing] + Wahoo! + + (oooOOOooo, police sirens, police sirens, oooOOOooo, oooOOOooo...) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: bootes Duration: 1:47 @@ -71,12 +104,40 @@ References: Canon in D URLs: - https://youtu.be/aoDIAbQnV88 Lyrics: - DAVE: OH MY GOD... john... THE BABY... IS A BABY.... IS A BABY
John: dave you're losing your water break, we cant go to the hospital now
DAVE: YOUR RIGHT THERES NO TIME
DAVE: WE MUST GO TO MOUNT PROSPIT
DAVE: where i myself was born
JOHN: you were born in a lab dave and im your lab daddy
DAVE: ok shut up, dad, because your my baby now and youre the one that's going to have mantitties in your face
john: what?
dave: MANTITTIES IN YOUR FACe, MANTITTIES IN YOUR FACE
john: aww, gross! dave put your fucking shirt on
dave: MANTITTIES
john: i'm not even born yet that's not fair
dave: oh my god... someone needs to deliver this baby right now
karkat: I CAN DO THAT
john: karkat what the fuck are you doing
karkat: delivering babies... i did it once i can do it again.......
john: leave it up to me karkat
karkat: no... no i cant... your the baby.....
karkat: i must do this... i must be the... the midwife
karkat: john... theres some things you cant know
john: like what
dave: please just reach inside me
KARKAT: LETS SING A FUCKING SONG - ONCE UPON A TIME ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN
A BABY WAS SITTING IN A WATER FOUNTAIN - HIS NAME WAS DAVE AND HE WAS SUPREME
HIS BOOTIES WERE COVERED IN PEACHES AND CREAM - AND THAT STORY TODAY IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT
I'M A TROLL AND JOHN I WANT TO FUCK YOU OUT OF HATE - MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - dave: please stop this singing shit, i need to have this baby... now...... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM + (Dave: Oh my God, John... the baby... is a baby... is a baby... + JOHN: Dave you're losing your water break, we can't go to a hospital now! + DAVE: You're right there's no time! We must go to Mount Prospit... where I myself was born. + JOHN: You were born in a lab, Dave, and I'm your lab daddy. + DAVE: Just shut up, Dad! 'Cuz, you're my baby now, and you're the one that's gonna have mantitties in your face! + JOHN: What? + DAVE: Mantitties in your face! + JOHN: No! No, gross! + DAVE: Mantitties in your faaaace! + JOHN: Dave, put your fucking shirt on! + DAVE: Mantitties. + JOHN: I'm not even born yet, that's not fair! + DAVE: Oh my God... someone needs to deliver this baby... right now. + KARKAT: I can do that. + JOHN: Karkat what the fuck are you doing? + KARKAT: Delivering babies... I did it once, I can do it again. + JOHN: Leave it up to me Karkat. + KARKAT: No, no I can't, you're... a baby. I must do this, I must be the... midwife. John, there are some things you can't know. + JOHN: Like what? + DAVE: Please just reach inside me— + KARKAT: LET'S SING A FUCKING SONG) + + Once upon a time on top of a mountain (I'm Karkat, Karkat) + A baby was sitting in a water fountain + His name was Dave and he was supreme + His booties were covered in peaches and cream + And that story today is, totally, irrelevant + I'm a troll John + I wanna fuck you out of hate + I wanna fuck you out of hate 'cause I'm Karkat + + (MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM + DAVE: Oh, my God, please stop this singing shit, I have to have this baby now! Ohh! + MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... MMMMM...) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: rose pragnant Duration: 1:11 @@ -86,108 +147,205 @@ References: Showdown URLs: - https://youtu.be/l6BDUDe4eQo Lyrics: - JOHN: dave you need to hang in there
DAVE: AEAAAEEAAA
karkat: i dont get it... the baby just wont come out
dave: IM NOT READY... there are some things I have to clean up first - (car) - rose: i came as fast as i could - dave: rose i'm glad you're here.... i need to talk you about................. this........ big baby in my mommytummy - rose: undubitatably. i will embiggen my words less so you can understand me. i am the queen of books. - dave: lets not talk. lets.... sing....... like old times - rose: no, strider. the truth is.... im pregnant. i cant sing. - john: ROSE!!!!!!!!! - dave: it's... its only fair.... - rose: besides singing is passe for those of a caliber like ours. let us engage in that ancient art far superior..... - rap + (ROSE: Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much. + JOHN: Dave you need to hang in there! + DAVE: AAEEAAEEAAAAAA + KARKAT: I don't get it, the baby just won't come out. + ROSE: What the fuck? What is this fucking metronome shit? + DAVE: I'm not ready. There's some things I have to clean up first. + It's a car. + Holy crap, it's a car. + ROSE: i came as fast as i could + DAVE: Rose I'm glad you're here. I need to talk to you about... this big baby in my mommytummy. + ROSE: I'm serious. I'm a serious... actor. Voice actor- VA. Indubitably, I will embiggen my words less so you can understand what the fuck I'm- fuck- + DAVE: Let's not talk. Let's... sing, like old times. + Rose is pregnant and she can't sing, okay? It's a problem. + DAVE: ROOOOOSE!! + JOHN: Rose! + DAVE: It's only fair... + ROSE: Right. Besides singing is passé for those of a caliber like ours. Let us engage in that ancient art far superior... rap + + ROSE: It happened. + Make it happen Lalonde. + Suck that bitches' dick! + ROSE: I'm go- that's NOT what I'm doing! That's the opposite of what I'm doing. Alright... —fast as- BAH IT'S NOT RECORDING! + ROSE: i came as fast as i could + ROSE: Indubitably. I can- [angry noises]) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: the rose rap Duration: 2:45 -References: rose pragnant +Samples: rose pragnant Contributors: - Von Fawn (Rose) -- Astroliner (Other Rose) +- Astroliner (Rose, but from rose pragnant) URLs: - https://youtu.be/o3rJTGHgYTk Lyrics: - roserap: - strider let me break it down like this for you - there once was a violet femme fatale
whose violent violin sung sweet without - the tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats
like icy halloween breeze/ so fresh were his beats - but alone they were weak
no revolution
together - overtime
there was an evolution - they met on the net and there was a fusion
like danimals yogurt breakfast frusion - hearts
and minds
and souls
and hearts
they loved each other you bag of farts - they promised to be each others baby mommy daddy babies
but now theyre both caught in their lies
their fingers in another persons pies
guilty of another person's scabies - CHORUS (SUNG): - strider
heart to heart
dont treat me like a fool - you may have played me
but my heart waylayed me
i wanna be your baby mommy too - daverap: - rose i know how you're feeling, i know your emotions
i want you to know i mirror your devotion
you dont see this kind of depravity on the serengetti
whoops there goes gravity, moms spaghetti - i screwed up, i fucked up, i got screwed and fucked
im the baby of bad choices and my little legs are tucked
i wanted to be true, make you a faithful hubby
but you know i cant do, it's just too much trubby - we're related rose, thats the problem, not the other
we cant be baby mommy daddies because your my sis and im you're brother
i have the feelings your feeling, we share the same idea
and i know i screwed up and probably caught gonohrrea - but the truth of it all yo is that.... rose it would have never worked
and i hope you forgive me
because... actually... im having this baby now
i want to say im sorry and that i want to be.......... with you
and that what i did was wrong
and you can be its mommy and we can get married
and not worried about [*] babes - do you agree - roserap: yes dave.......... oh yes..................... take me away........... - CHORUS - CHORUS X 2 with harmonies - ROSE: DAVE I LIED.... IM NOT PREGNANT..... IM JUST FAT................
dave: oh rose.............. i dont care........... being pregnant might be against the rules of the mpsa forum, but this isn't........... + (Alright Strider, let's do this thing. Strider, let me break it down like this for ya.) + + There once was a violet femme fatale + Whose violent violin sung sweet without + The tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats + Like icy halloween breeze, so fresh were his beats + But alone they were weak, no revolution + Together, overtime, there was an evolution + They met on the net and there was a fusion + Like Danimals Yogurt Breakfast Frusion + + Hearts, and minds + And souls, and hearts + They loved, each other + You bag, of farts + + They promised to be each other's baby mommy babies + But now they're caught in their lies + Their fingers in another person's pies + Guilty of another person's scabies + + Strider, heart to heart + Don't treat me like a fool + You may have played me + But my heart waylaid me + I wanna be your baby mommy too + + Rose I know how you're feeling, I know your emotions + I want you to know I mirror your devotion + You don't see this kind of depravity on the Serengeti + Whoop there goes gravity! Mom's spaghetti + + I screwed up, I fucked up, I got screwed and fucked (Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much.) + I'm the baby of bad choices and my little legs are tucked + I wanted to be true, make you a faithful hubby + But you know I can't do, it's too much trubby + + We're related Rose, that's the problem not the other + We can't be baby mommy daddies 'cause you're my sis and I'm your brother (Miracles, fuckin' miracles bro!) + These feelings that you're feeling, we share the same idea + I know I screwed up and probably caught gonorrhea + + (DAVE: But the truth Rose, is that... we can't have a baby because it would be retarded, and besides, incest is disgusting, and, um, anyone that condones pedophilia or incest is— + Water, fire, air and dirt! + DAVE: ...um, bad and they should see a psychiatrist, and also, will you marry me? + ROSE: Yes Dave! + DAVE: So we can have the baby together. + ROSE: Take me away!) + + Strider, heart to heart + I wanna treat you like a fool + You may have played me + But my heart waylaid me + I wanna be your baby mommy + Wanna be your baby mommy + Baby mommy, baby mommy too! (Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much.) + (i came as fast as i could) + + (ROSE: Dave, I lied! + DAVE: Rose I- I mean I think we can work through this— + ROSE: No I lied I'm not pregnant! + DAVE: No? No... + ROSE: I'M JUST FAT + DAVE: Oh Rose, I don't care... being pregnant might be against the rules of the MSPA Forum... + KARKAT: I'm going to throw up. + DAVE: ...but... shipping us together is not! + JOHN: Gross! Everyone cover your eyes! (worst makeout sounds ever) - karkat: im going to throw up
john: gross!!! everyone cover your eyes!!! the two naked incestuous pregnant teenagers are..... KISSING!!!!!! - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm + JOHN: The two naked incestuous pregnant teenagers are... KISSING!! GROSS!! + + MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM + ROSE: That's hot.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: uh oh Duration: 0:07 URLs: - https://youtu.be/QJWPUe5cdKc Lyrics: - LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK - bro: dave im going to eat ur baby + (Looks like everything's gonna work out fine after a- oh, oh shit ?? + BRO: Dave I'm gonna eat your baby.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: vs bros Duration: 1:27 -References: Can You Feel the Love Tonight, Versus +References: Versus +Samples: Can You Feel the Love Tonight URLs: - https://youtu.be/ustNt1bH9JQ Lyrics: - dave: bro i dont want to fight you. i just want to have my baby in peace. - bro: hah! too bad, ash ketchum! im gary motherfucking oak and i'm hungry for babies so get goddamn shoveling! - bro: i'm the king of everything under the sun
im just like parappa except i like hot dog buns - im gonna beatdown your butt
ill contention your face - ill eat all the babies in the human race - john: why would bro say something like that - dave: i dunno. he's never tried to eat my babies before! - bro: shut up your face dad, im totally me
eatin apple jacks is the way to be - haha! how does it feel to be shut down by my superior rapping techniques - i will show you the power of the forbidden rhyme - the words that rhyme with THEMSELVES - john: this is entirely unimpressive - bro: you have yet to see my true power - huaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh - dave: actually this is [*]
im going to bed - bro: YOU CANT GO TO BED - actually im out of batteries so i'm going to die + Caaaan you feeeel— + + (DAVE: Bro I dont wanna fight you, I just want to have my baby in peace. + BRO: Hah! Too bad, Ash Ketchum! I'm Gary motherfucking Oak, I'm hungry for babies so get goddamn shoveling!) + + I'm the king of everything under the sun + I'm just like Parappa except I like hot dog buns + I'm gonna [[track:beatdown-strider-style|Beatdown]] your butt, I'll [[track:contention]] your face + I'll eat all the babies in the human race + + (JOHN: Why would Bro say something like that? + DAVE: I don't know, he's never tried to eat my babies before!) + + Shut up your face dad, I'm totally me + Eatin' apple jacks is the way to be! + + (BRO: How does it feel to be shut down by my superior rapping techniques? I will show you the power of the forbidden rhyme... words that rhyme with THEMSELVES!) + + Hat, hat + Cat, cat + Bat, bat + Bat, bat (He's gonna run out of words sometime!) + Oops, I said something wrong 'cuz I'm stupid + Uh, uh, uh, uh + I don't, I didn't even write anything for this part + So, yeah... + + (Actually, a fight sequence was entirely unnecessary. So, it was deleted aaaand what happens is that in the end: it turns out Bro's a robot. I mean... it was just complex given the fact that this is a normally simple story about, um uh, you know like a... thirteen-year-old boy giving birth to his brea- best friend, I- It- It didn't fit the archetypes. So, I'm going to uh... move on to the next song and you can, just... chillax a little bit.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: a baby is born Duration: 1:30 -References: rose pragnant +Samples: rose pragnant Contributors: -- Artemis251 (Luigi, Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, background vocals) +- Artemis251 (Kid, Luigi, Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, background vocals) - Astroliner (Rose) URLs: - https://youtu.be/jCfE_6pTN8A Lyrics: - KC GREEN: HEY KIDS,,, THIS IS KC GREEN AND IT'S TIME FOR THE GUNSHOW SINGALONG SHOW I HOPE YOU ALL GOT YOUR FACES READY TO SING A LITTLE TUNE HERE - LETS GO - all: I'm having a baby and the baby is you
I'm having a baby and the baby is true
Greetings Andrew Hussie this is Radiation
How high do you have to be - pretty goddamn high - havin a baby and the baby is you (is you)
the baby is true (is trueeee) - OHHHHHHHH IM HAVIN A BABY
AND ITS GONNA BE AWESOME WHEN I HAVE A BABY - dave: omg its happening
IM HAVIN THIS BABY
IM HAVIN A BABY
ALL OVER YOUR FACE
AHFSAHFJHAGJKHAGKJHS
fjsahfkashgkjhagjks - luigi: actually this is pretty gross - arty: PUSH PUSH PUSH - mia: i came - dave: it's beautiful its beautiful
your beautiful
john youre a beautiful baby - john: I LOVE BEING YOUR BABY/ IM THE BABY. IM THE BABY, ITS ME - AND WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER -   -   -   -   -   - mia: i came as fast as i could + (KC GREEN: Hey kids! This is KC Green! + KID: Yay! + KC GREEN: And it's time for the Gunshow singalong show! + KID: The singalong, yay! + KC GREEN: I hope you all got your faces ready! + KID: My faces ready! + KC GREEN: To sing a little tune here! + KID: Let's sing! + KC GREEN: Let's go!) + + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is true! + Greetings Andrew Hussie this is Radiation + How high do you have to be? + Pretty goddamn high + + Havin' a baby and the baby is you (Havin' a baby) (Is you) + Havin' a baby and the baby is true (Is trueeee) + + Ohhhh, I'm having a baby (God damn ???) + And it's gonna be awesome when I have a baby (??? awesome ???) + + (DAVE: Oh my God! It's happening! I'm having a baby! I'm having this baby right now! + KC GREEN: Oh it's so beautiful! + DAVE: All over your face! + KID: Push, push, push! + LUIGI: Actually, this is pretty gross. + DAVE: Oh, John! + ROSE: i came + DAVE: It's beautiful! It's beautiful John, you're a beautiful baaaaby! + JOHN: Thanks Dave! + DAVE: You're a beautiful baby! + JOHN: I love being your baby! + DAVE: AND WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER + + ROSE: i came + ROSE: i came as fast as i could + + Brought to you by the rules of the MSPA Forums. + + SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF: Who would even write this conksuck song anyway? + SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF: Imigrants??) \ No newline at end of file -- cgit 1.3.0-6-gf8a5 From ac9615d1b563e8173fb163ef2abd6a80c0c6cd45 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Niklink Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2022 00:21:27 -0400 Subject: the baby is you lyrics revamp part 2 --- album/the-baby-is-you.txt | 56 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++---------------- 1 file changed, 37 insertions(+), 19 deletions(-) (limited to 'album/the-baby-is-you.txt') diff --git a/album/the-baby-is-you.txt b/album/the-baby-is-you.txt index e67f1885..1b17aaa8 100644 --- a/album/the-baby-is-you.txt +++ b/album/the-baby-is-you.txt @@ -8,6 +8,10 @@ Groups: - Toby Fox - Fandom Color: #545fff +Art Tags: +- John +- Karkat +- Dave URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfiwU2f-ts4 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnVpmehyaOFZ8yr7acSFrBeUvkA0XlDN6 @@ -56,7 +60,7 @@ URLs: Lyrics: I was sittin' around, in the middle of the night All bored with nothin' to do - I called up my friend, he put some stuff in my end + I called up a friend, he put some stuff in my end I taught him a hundred different ways to screw (Oh Dave!) I conksunked his boots, touched his imigrants The chips had just started to fall @@ -83,8 +87,8 @@ Lyrics: DAVE: And now my kernelsprite is... rich with data... and now.... YOU'RE THE BABYYYYY! JOHN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAVE: OPEN WIIIIDE - JOHN: OOOOOO- ??? - [laughter]) + JOHN: OOOOOO— + Wha- what the fuck [???] [laughter]) You're havin' a baby and the baby is you! (You're havin' a baby and the baby is me!) I'd birth my best friend it's true! @@ -126,8 +130,8 @@ Lyrics: DAVE: Please just reach inside me— KARKAT: LET'S SING A FUCKING SONG) - Once upon a time on top of a mountain (I'm Karkat, Karkat) - A baby was sitting in a water fountain + Once upon a time on top of a mountain (I'm Karkat, by the way) + A baby was sitting in a water fountain (Karkat, Karkat) His name was Dave and he was supreme His booties were covered in peaches and cream And that story today is, totally, irrelevant @@ -174,7 +178,12 @@ Lyrics: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: the rose rap Duration: 2:45 -Samples: rose pragnant +References: +- Lose Yourself +- track:miracles-icp +Samples: +- rose pragnant +- bootes Contributors: - Von Fawn (Rose) - Astroliner (Rose, but from rose pragnant) @@ -186,7 +195,7 @@ Lyrics: There once was a violet femme fatale Whose violent violin sung sweet without The tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats - Like icy halloween breeze, so fresh were his beats + Like icy Halloween breeze, so fresh were his beats But alone they were weak, no revolution Together, overtime, there was an evolution They met on the net and there was a fusion @@ -235,14 +244,13 @@ Lyrics: You may have played me But my heart waylaid me I wanna be your baby mommy - Wanna be your baby mommy + I wanna be your baby mommy Baby mommy, baby mommy too! (Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much.) (i came as fast as i could) (ROSE: Dave, I lied! - DAVE: Rose I- I mean I think we can work through this— + DAVE: Rose I- I mean I think we can work through this, you know- even though— ROSE: No I lied I'm not pregnant! - DAVE: No? No... ROSE: I'M JUST FAT DAVE: Oh Rose, I don't care... being pregnant might be against the rules of the MSPA Forum... KARKAT: I'm going to throw up. @@ -259,7 +267,7 @@ Duration: 0:07 URLs: - https://youtu.be/QJWPUe5cdKc Lyrics: - (Looks like everything's gonna work out fine after a- oh, oh shit ?? + (DAVE: Looks like everything's gonna work out fine after a- oh, holy shit is that— BRO: Dave I'm gonna eat your baby.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: vs bros @@ -276,7 +284,7 @@ Lyrics: I'm the king of everything under the sun I'm just like Parappa except I like hot dog buns - I'm gonna [[track:beatdown-strider-style|Beatdown]] your butt, I'll [[track:contention]] your face + I'm gonna [[track:beatdown-strider-style|Beatdown]] your butt, I'll [[track:contention-vol4]] your face I'll eat all the babies in the human race (JOHN: Why would Bro say something like that? @@ -312,7 +320,7 @@ Lyrics: KC GREEN: And it's time for the Gunshow singalong show! KID: The singalong, yay! KC GREEN: I hope you all got your faces ready! - KID: My faces ready! + KID: My face is ready! KC GREEN: To sing a little tune here! KID: Let's sing! KC GREEN: Let's go!) @@ -326,21 +334,31 @@ Lyrics: Havin' a baby and the baby is you (Havin' a baby) (Is you) Havin' a baby and the baby is true (Is trueeee) - Ohhhh, I'm having a baby (God damn ???) - And it's gonna be awesome when I have a baby (??? awesome ???) + Ohhhh, I'm having a baby (Havin' a baby, dogs!) + And it's gonna be awesome when I have a baby (???) - (DAVE: Oh my God! It's happening! I'm having a baby! I'm having this baby right now! + (DAVE: Oh my God! It's happening! + KID: Oh my, push! + DAVE: I'm having a baby! I'm having this baby right now! + JOHN: Having a baby! KC GREEN: Oh it's so beautiful! DAVE: All over your face! KID: Push, push, push! - LUIGI: Actually, this is pretty gross. + DAVE: Greuh, baby, baby— + JOHN: It's me! I'm the baby! + LUIGI: That's actually kinda really gross! + DAVE: Blblblblblblblbl... + KID: ??? + JOHN: It's me! Wah! DAVE: Oh, John! ROSE: i came - DAVE: It's beautiful! It's beautiful John, you're a beautiful baaaaby! + DAVE: It's beautiful! + JOHN: [baby noises] + DAVE: It's beautiful John, you're a beautiful baaaaby! JOHN: Thanks Dave! DAVE: You're a beautiful baby! JOHN: I love being your baby! - DAVE: AND WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER + DAVE: AND WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER ROSE: i came ROSE: i came as fast as i could -- cgit 1.3.0-6-gf8a5 From 4591ffe1d5f03befd96bd94ad93efff044ee9658 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "(quasar) nebula" Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2022 18:48:25 -0400 Subject: remove original format txt files --- album/the-baby-is-you.txt | 369 ---------------------------------------------- 1 file changed, 369 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 album/the-baby-is-you.txt (limited to 'album/the-baby-is-you.txt') diff --git a/album/the-baby-is-you.txt b/album/the-baby-is-you.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 1b17aaa8..00000000 --- a/album/the-baby-is-you.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,369 +0,0 @@ -Album: The Baby is You -Artist: Toby Fox -Cover Art: Astroliner -Has Track Art: no -Date: September 27, 2010 -Date Added: January 12, 2021 -Groups: -- Toby Fox -- Fandom -Color: #545fff -Art Tags: -- John -- Karkat -- Dave -URLs: -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfiwU2f-ts4 -- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnVpmehyaOFZ8yr7acSFrBeUvkA0XlDN6 -- https://recordcrash.com/tbiy/thebabyisyou.htm -Commentary: - Sanctferum: - (From the Homestuck Sound Test 4/13/2017 Edition release notes:) - Simultaneously the worst fucking thing Toby Fox has ever made and his magnum opus that even Undertale cannot surpass, even mentioning this legendary trash opera on the now-defunct MSPA forums was grounds for a ban. Warning: Contains male pregnancy (mpreg), heavy implications of underage sex, implications of incest, time travel, a clip of Karkat saying "MMMMMMMMMMM" that was used in the Act 6 Act 6 Act 1 opening flash, vore, the answer to the Ultimate Riddle, and other absolutely awful shit that has no business being in the Sound Test, or indeed, anywhere. Listen at your own risk, if you dare... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: A History of Babies -Duration: 1:01 -URLs: -- https://youtu.be/5Z5XKg37ZGc -Lyrics: - (Every day, a million babies are born in the United States alone. Many of these babies climb out of... vaginas. Others, the storks bring them. Some are born out of slime in paradox space, thanks to a special video game your momma used to play. But regardless of how these babies may be born, they all come into the world with a special force called... love. - - This... is that story.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Throguh Song -Duration: 0:43 -References: -- track:showtime-original-mix -URLs: -- https://youtu.be/KSHPZp33vv4 -Lyrics: - (JOHN: Hi I'm John Egbert, and I tell you about my rock opera that's totally like— OH MY GOD DAVE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE GROUND WRITHING IN PAIN. - DAVE: Nothing- nothing John, just ignore me I'm not PREGNANT! - JOHN: Oh my God Dave what happened to youuuu? - DAVE: I'm- I'm lying I am pregnant. - JOHN: How- how- how is that possible? Who's the father? - DAVE: The father, I can't tell you John. - JOHN: But, but then... who's the baby?? - DAVE: The baby, John... is YOU! - JOHN: Noooo Dave, nooooooooo! - DAVE: You're the baby, all of the babies, all of them! - JOHN: We have to get you to a hospit-pital, what are you- what are you saying? What are you saying, Dave? - DAVE: John I guess the only way you can understand... is through song.) - - (oooOOOooo, police sirens, police sirens, oooOOOooo, oooOOOooo...) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: The Baby is You -Duration: 1:36 -References: Throguh Song -URLs: -- https://youtu.be/BtCsf7tFBIQ -Lyrics: - I was sittin' around, in the middle of the night - All bored with nothin' to do - I called up a friend, he put some stuff in my end - I taught him a hundred different ways to screw (Oh Dave!) - I conksunked his boots, touched his imigrants - The chips had just started to fall - Now after that night, I was given a fright - A babytummy shaped like a ball - Damn John! - - I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! - I'd birth my best friend it's true! (Oh no!) - I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! - Koalababies up the avenue! - I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! - My ovaries are out the wazoo! (Oh no!) - I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! - You're gonna come out my hoohoo - - (JOHN: But how is that possible? - DAVE: I don't know, such is the magic of Skaia! He entered all of my... seven gates. - JOHN: Ohh, ohhh... - DAVE: He touched me John. - JOHN: Meow - DAVE: He prototyped my Medium. - JOHN: Ohh... - DAVE: And now my kernelsprite is... rich with data... and now.... YOU'RE THE BABYYYYY! - JOHN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - DAVE: OPEN WIIIIDE - JOHN: OOOOOO— - Wha- what the fuck [???] [laughter]) - - You're havin' a baby and the baby is you! (You're havin' a baby and the baby is me!) - I'd birth my best friend it's true! - I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! (You're havin' a baby and the baby is me!) - Koalababies up the avenue! - I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! (Havin' a baby and the baby is me!) - My ovaries are out the wazoo! - I'm havin' a baby and the baby wears shoes! - Babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies [Babeatboxing] - Wahoo! - - (oooOOOooo, police sirens, police sirens, oooOOOooo, oooOOOooo...) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: bootes -Duration: 1:47 -References: Canon in D -URLs: -- https://youtu.be/aoDIAbQnV88 -Lyrics: - (Dave: Oh my God, John... the baby... is a baby... is a baby... - JOHN: Dave you're losing your water break, we can't go to a hospital now! - DAVE: You're right there's no time! We must go to Mount Prospit... where I myself was born. - JOHN: You were born in a lab, Dave, and I'm your lab daddy. - DAVE: Just shut up, Dad! 'Cuz, you're my baby now, and you're the one that's gonna have mantitties in your face! - JOHN: What? - DAVE: Mantitties in your face! - JOHN: No! No, gross! - DAVE: Mantitties in your faaaace! - JOHN: Dave, put your fucking shirt on! - DAVE: Mantitties. - JOHN: I'm not even born yet, that's not fair! - DAVE: Oh my God... someone needs to deliver this baby... right now. - KARKAT: I can do that. - JOHN: Karkat what the fuck are you doing? - KARKAT: Delivering babies... I did it once, I can do it again. - JOHN: Leave it up to me Karkat. - KARKAT: No, no I can't, you're... a baby. I must do this, I must be the... midwife. John, there are some things you can't know. - JOHN: Like what? - DAVE: Please just reach inside me— - KARKAT: LET'S SING A FUCKING SONG) - - Once upon a time on top of a mountain (I'm Karkat, by the way) - A baby was sitting in a water fountain (Karkat, Karkat) - His name was Dave and he was supreme - His booties were covered in peaches and cream - And that story today is, totally, irrelevant - I'm a troll John - I wanna fuck you out of hate - I wanna fuck you out of hate 'cause I'm Karkat - - (MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - DAVE: Oh, my God, please stop this singing shit, I have to have this baby now! Ohh! - MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... MMMMM...) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: rose pragnant -Duration: 1:11 -Contributors: -- Astroliner (Rose) -References: Showdown -URLs: -- https://youtu.be/l6BDUDe4eQo -Lyrics: - (ROSE: Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much. - JOHN: Dave you need to hang in there! - DAVE: AAEEAAEEAAAAAA - KARKAT: I don't get it, the baby just won't come out. - ROSE: What the fuck? What is this fucking metronome shit? - DAVE: I'm not ready. There's some things I have to clean up first. - It's a car. - Holy crap, it's a car. - ROSE: i came as fast as i could - DAVE: Rose I'm glad you're here. I need to talk to you about... this big baby in my mommytummy. - ROSE: I'm serious. I'm a serious... actor. Voice actor- VA. Indubitably, I will embiggen my words less so you can understand what the fuck I'm- fuck- - DAVE: Let's not talk. Let's... sing, like old times. - Rose is pregnant and she can't sing, okay? It's a problem. - DAVE: ROOOOOSE!! - JOHN: Rose! - DAVE: It's only fair... - ROSE: Right. Besides singing is passé for those of a caliber like ours. Let us engage in that ancient art far superior... rap - - ROSE: It happened. - Make it happen Lalonde. - Suck that bitches' dick! - ROSE: I'm go- that's NOT what I'm doing! That's the opposite of what I'm doing. Alright... —fast as- BAH IT'S NOT RECORDING! - ROSE: i came as fast as i could - ROSE: Indubitably. I can- [angry noises]) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: the rose rap -Duration: 2:45 -References: -- Lose Yourself -- track:miracles-icp -Samples: -- rose pragnant -- bootes -Contributors: -- Von Fawn (Rose) -- Astroliner (Rose, but from rose pragnant) -URLs: -- https://youtu.be/o3rJTGHgYTk -Lyrics: - (Alright Strider, let's do this thing. Strider, let me break it down like this for ya.) - - There once was a violet femme fatale - Whose violent violin sung sweet without - The tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats - Like icy Halloween breeze, so fresh were his beats - But alone they were weak, no revolution - Together, overtime, there was an evolution - They met on the net and there was a fusion - Like Danimals Yogurt Breakfast Frusion - - Hearts, and minds - And souls, and hearts - They loved, each other - You bag, of farts - - They promised to be each other's baby mommy babies - But now they're caught in their lies - Their fingers in another person's pies - Guilty of another person's scabies - - Strider, heart to heart - Don't treat me like a fool - You may have played me - But my heart waylaid me - I wanna be your baby mommy too - - Rose I know how you're feeling, I know your emotions - I want you to know I mirror your devotion - You don't see this kind of depravity on the Serengeti - Whoop there goes gravity! Mom's spaghetti - - I screwed up, I fucked up, I got screwed and fucked (Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much.) - I'm the baby of bad choices and my little legs are tucked - I wanted to be true, make you a faithful hubby - But you know I can't do, it's too much trubby - - We're related Rose, that's the problem not the other - We can't be baby mommy daddies 'cause you're my sis and I'm your brother (Miracles, fuckin' miracles bro!) - These feelings that you're feeling, we share the same idea - I know I screwed up and probably caught gonorrhea - - (DAVE: But the truth Rose, is that... we can't have a baby because it would be retarded, and besides, incest is disgusting, and, um, anyone that condones pedophilia or incest is— - Water, fire, air and dirt! - DAVE: ...um, bad and they should see a psychiatrist, and also, will you marry me? - ROSE: Yes Dave! - DAVE: So we can have the baby together. - ROSE: Take me away!) - - Strider, heart to heart - I wanna treat you like a fool - You may have played me - But my heart waylaid me - I wanna be your baby mommy - I wanna be your baby mommy - Baby mommy, baby mommy too! (Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much.) - (i came as fast as i could) - - (ROSE: Dave, I lied! - DAVE: Rose I- I mean I think we can work through this, you know- even though— - ROSE: No I lied I'm not pregnant! - ROSE: I'M JUST FAT - DAVE: Oh Rose, I don't care... being pregnant might be against the rules of the MSPA Forum... - KARKAT: I'm going to throw up. - DAVE: ...but... shipping us together is not! - JOHN: Gross! Everyone cover your eyes! - (worst makeout sounds ever) - JOHN: The two naked incestuous pregnant teenagers are... KISSING!! GROSS!! - - MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - ROSE: That's hot.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: uh oh -Duration: 0:07 -URLs: -- https://youtu.be/QJWPUe5cdKc -Lyrics: - (DAVE: Looks like everything's gonna work out fine after a- oh, holy shit is that— - BRO: Dave I'm gonna eat your baby.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: vs bros -Duration: 1:27 -References: Versus -Samples: Can You Feel the Love Tonight -URLs: -- https://youtu.be/ustNt1bH9JQ -Lyrics: - Caaaan you feeeel— - - (DAVE: Bro I dont wanna fight you, I just want to have my baby in peace. - BRO: Hah! Too bad, Ash Ketchum! I'm Gary motherfucking Oak, I'm hungry for babies so get goddamn shoveling!) - - I'm the king of everything under the sun - I'm just like Parappa except I like hot dog buns - I'm gonna [[track:beatdown-strider-style|Beatdown]] your butt, I'll [[track:contention-vol4]] your face - I'll eat all the babies in the human race - - (JOHN: Why would Bro say something like that? - DAVE: I don't know, he's never tried to eat my babies before!) - - Shut up your face dad, I'm totally me - Eatin' apple jacks is the way to be! - - (BRO: How does it feel to be shut down by my superior rapping techniques? I will show you the power of the forbidden rhyme... words that rhyme with THEMSELVES!) - - Hat, hat - Cat, cat - Bat, bat - Bat, bat (He's gonna run out of words sometime!) - Oops, I said something wrong 'cuz I'm stupid - Uh, uh, uh, uh - I don't, I didn't even write anything for this part - So, yeah... - - (Actually, a fight sequence was entirely unnecessary. So, it was deleted aaaand what happens is that in the end: it turns out Bro's a robot. I mean... it was just complex given the fact that this is a normally simple story about, um uh, you know like a... thirteen-year-old boy giving birth to his brea- best friend, I- It- It didn't fit the archetypes. So, I'm going to uh... move on to the next song and you can, just... chillax a little bit.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: a baby is born -Duration: 1:30 -Samples: rose pragnant -Contributors: -- Artemis251 (Kid, Luigi, Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, background vocals) -- Astroliner (Rose) -URLs: -- https://youtu.be/jCfE_6pTN8A -Lyrics: - (KC GREEN: Hey kids! This is KC Green! - KID: Yay! - KC GREEN: And it's time for the Gunshow singalong show! - KID: The singalong, yay! - KC GREEN: I hope you all got your faces ready! - KID: My face is ready! - KC GREEN: To sing a little tune here! - KID: Let's sing! - KC GREEN: Let's go!) - - I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! - I'm havin' a baby and the baby is true! - Greetings Andrew Hussie this is Radiation - How high do you have to be? - Pretty goddamn high - - Havin' a baby and the baby is you (Havin' a baby) (Is you) - Havin' a baby and the baby is true (Is trueeee) - - Ohhhh, I'm having a baby (Havin' a baby, dogs!) - And it's gonna be awesome when I have a baby (???) - - (DAVE: Oh my God! It's happening! - KID: Oh my, push! - DAVE: I'm having a baby! I'm having this baby right now! - JOHN: Having a baby! - KC GREEN: Oh it's so beautiful! - DAVE: All over your face! - KID: Push, push, push! - DAVE: Greuh, baby, baby— - JOHN: It's me! I'm the baby! - LUIGI: That's actually kinda really gross! - DAVE: Blblblblblblblbl... - KID: ??? - JOHN: It's me! Wah! - DAVE: Oh, John! - ROSE: i came - DAVE: It's beautiful! - JOHN: [baby noises] - DAVE: It's beautiful John, you're a beautiful baaaaby! - JOHN: Thanks Dave! - DAVE: You're a beautiful baby! - JOHN: I love being your baby! - DAVE: AND WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER - - ROSE: i came - ROSE: i came as fast as i could - - Brought to you by the rules of the MSPA Forums. - - SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF: Who would even write this conksuck song anyway? - SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF: Imigrants??) \ No newline at end of file -- cgit 1.3.0-6-gf8a5