From 4591ffe1d5f03befd96bd94ad93efff044ee9658 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "(quasar) nebula" Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2022 18:48:25 -0400 Subject: remove original format txt files --- album/the-baby-is-june.txt | 428 --------------------------------------------- 1 file changed, 428 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 album/the-baby-is-june.txt (limited to 'album/the-baby-is-june.txt') diff --git a/album/the-baby-is-june.txt b/album/the-baby-is-june.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c8a06c8..0000000 --- a/album/the-baby-is-june.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,428 +0,0 @@ -Album: The Baby is June -Artist: Funk McLovin -Date: November 23, 2020 -Date Added: April 12, 2021 -Cover Art: Funk McLovin -Has Track Art: no -Color: #00c0ff -Groups: -- Funk McLovin -- Fandom -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album/the-baby-is-june -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVNREaFFhdM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Meat Nor Candy -Duration: 0:37 -Contributors: -- Funk McLovin (Dave) -- AE (June) -- Bucky Grant (Karkat) -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/meat-nor-candy -Lyrics: - DAVE: so june - DAVE: did you pick meat or candy - JUNE: dave?? - JUNE: how did you know i was at a picnic? - DAVE: everyone knows - DAVE: its a super important choice with important ramifications - JUNE: what? oh man, this might be bad. - KARKAT: OH SWEET FUCK. WHAT DID YOU DO, JUNE. - DAVE: did you even go to the fucking picnic - JUNE: n- no? i... i... - DAVE: urgh - DAVE: fuck - DAVE: ugh - JUNE: dave, what's going on! - KARKAT: THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO, JUNE. - DAVE: i can only explain whats happening to me - DAVE: ngh - DAVE: in song -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Dave's Ballad -Duration: 1:54 -Contributors: -- Funk McLovin (Dave) -- AE (June) -- Bucky Grant (Karkat) -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/daves-ballad-2 -Lyrics: - I was walkin' down the street practicing some rhymes - Just like you do when you're the knight of time - When a realization struck me clear out the blue - In through the outdoor I pulled the wazoo - - I saw the time foam in a paradox space - And faster than the bunny won the tortoise race - I knew you had to make a lun-choice - You had to utter two words with your very own voice - - And June if you didn't then there's just one catch - If you didn't select one of Calliope's snacks - One final timeline that I know to be true - I'm having a baby and the baby is you - - JUNE: but dave... - JUNE: the tortoise won the race. - KARKAT: IT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW, JUNE. - KARKAT: FOCUS ON THE BABY PART. - - Well I'm having a baby and the baby is you - I'm having a baby and the baby is you - I'm having a baby and the baby is you - I know this to be true - - I'm having a baby and the baby is you - I'm having a baby and the baby is you - I'm having a baby and the baby is you - You better buy some tiny shoes - - JUNE: how the hell does this even work?? - DAVE: oh well im glad you asked - - You'll remember in a time in a game called SBURB - When "ectobiologize" was the key verb - You made a bunch of shitty little baby clones - And sent them to the appropriate time zones - - But along the way the wires got crossed - And out into the first ring baby June was tossed - You could see how this could be - A little problem metaphysically - - Because if you're marooned in the depths of space - You couldn't make the baby clone of yourself in the first place - And now to complete the right time loop - I've been impregnated and the baby is you - - Well I'm having a baby and the baby is you - I'm having a baby and the baby is you - I'm having a baby and the baby is you - I know this to be true (oooh!) - - I'm having a baby and the baby is you (...) - I'm having a baby and the baby is you - I'm having a baby and the baby is you - You better buy some tiny shoes - - JUNE: dave, what the fuck. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Karkat's Lament -Duration: 2:44 -Contributors: -- Bucky Grant (Karkat) -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/karkats-lament -Lyrics: - I'm just a troll, a troll so enamored - With a man who speaks with that annoying stammer - In spite of his yammering and habits thereof - I wish there was a way to express my love - - I've not been one for shows of affection - They're always taken in some awful direction - And uh, since I'm a troll and he's a human - Well I've got no template for wooing acumen - - Now that I'm comfy with the time that I spend - Happy to be with him until the bitter end - Paradox space so cruelly descends - He's having a baby and the baby's my friend - - Oh I'm just a troll, a troll so enamored - WIth a man who has- pff- zero manners - And just when I was poised to get used to him - Reality reminded me it's just too grim - - But wishing my heart with a fatal twist - That I could love him in domestic bliss - But what I wanted wasn't goddamn this - Things weren't supposed to go amiss - - But when you imagine a dispute of the heart - Something to drive two lovers apart - In the books that I read when I was a grub - There were strpies like passion and conflict and love - - But in those tomes over which I pored - Reading about the quadrants that I adored - It wasn't a whisper or even a maybe - Of your boyfriend having his best friend's baby - - [Pensive trumpet solo.] - - I'm just a troll, a troll so enamored - Of a boy I can't help but chase after - Gestating my buddy in his gravid womb - I can't let this be Davekat's doom - - I'm just a troll, a troll so enamored - With a man who speaks with that annoying stammer - In spite of his yammering and habits thereof - I wish there was a way to express my love -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: June's Ode -Duration: 2:44 -Contributors: -- AE (June) -- Funk McLovin (Dave) -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/junes-ode -Lyrics: - DAVE: alright youll be able to see the ultrasound image on the monitor - DAVE: the miracle of life is wonderful dont you agree june - DAVE: uh - DAVE: june - - That baby is me - It's plain to see - From the ultrasound image - And my friend's stomach - Looking so carefree - - I've been through a lot - I've seen some shit - But this takes the cake - This one is it - - I can't carry on - I can't wrap my brain - His stomach's distended a baby - With my own face - - It's got my buckteeth - And my mischevious grin - Even more upsetting - I see my glasses on them - - I try to shout - I try to scream - But I can't comprehend - The baby is me - - My buddy Dave is pregnant - With a baby who is me - Seems surreal - What's the deal - He's swimming in Dave's pee - - DAVE: its not pee june its amniotic fluid - DAVE: theres a big difference - - (Hey while you guys are singing, do mind if I take a trumpet solo?) - (Sure thing doc, go right ahead.) - - [Prenatal trumpet solo.] - - A child in my bro - A wholeass baby kid - Not even the result - Of something I did - - Dave is taking this well - What the fuck is his deal - I've been losing my mind - Is this how the virgin Mary feels - - Look at their weird face - On the ultrasound screen - They're looking at me - God what could this mean - - How can Dave sit there - With zero qualms - Is he a good dad - Am I a good mom - - My buddy Dave is pregnant - With a baby who is me - Seems surreal - What's the deal - He's swimming in Dave's pee - - DAVE: for the last time its not pee -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Off Brand -Duration: 3:58 -Contributors: -- AE (June) -- Bucky Grant (Karkat) -- Funk McLovin (Dave) -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/off-brand -Lyrics: - JUNE: i hope dave is okay. - JUNE: what do you think will happen if something goes wrong? - JUNE: what if i evaporate, like in back to the future? - KARKAT: IT'LL BE FINE, JUNE. - JUNE: but i've been hearing trumpet playing from the delivery room this whole time. - KARKAT: NO DON'T WORRY, THAT'S JUST THE DOCTOR FROM TRACK FOUR. - JUNE: oh, right. - - I know it's off brand - But I wouldn't worry - Dave's a strong sort of guy - - He's a good dad - So we'd better hurry - And pull ourselves together, here's why - - Through these nine months - I've hemmed and I've hawed - But here's the conclusion I came to - - It's surreal and unfun - But I've been so in awe - You me and Dave too - - I know it's our friend - But I sort of agree - Dave's taken this just like a champ - - It's not the most grand - That the baby is me - But we really oughta be in Dave's camp - - Through these nine months - I've been so horrified - About the implications metaphysic - - But through these nine months - Not one single time - Have I told Dave he's terrific - - I know it's not grand - But the trio of us - Two dads and one paradox daughter - - Can be hand in hand - One family of us - Come temporal hell or high water - - DAVE: well folks great news - JUNE: oh, dave! thank god. - KARKAT: DAVE, LOOK AT HER. - KARKAT: IT'S A LITTLE JUNE. - JUNE: i'm still not entirely sure how it was born with my glasses on... - DAVE: i have some bad news - KARKAT: WHAT IS IT? - JUNE: what do you mean? - DAVE: to preserve the time loop this baby has to go back in time and live your childhood june - DAVE: we cant keep it - KARKAT: ...I GUESS THIS IS OUR ONE CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE. - - I know it's off brand - But I'm teary-eyed - I love this little dude most - - Karkat my man - And June buddy of mine - Now I know why we're so close - - When we were kids - Playing SBURB - I knew that we all were connected - - Through all this amidst - Our trials absurd - It's not quite the way we expected - - I know it's off brand - But the trio of us - Two dads and one paradox daughter - - Can be hand in hand - One family of us - Come temporal hell or high water - - DAVE: well - DAVE: that was weird - DAVE: i gotta admit im kinda sad that i didnt get to raise a little june - JUNE: i'm not... - KARKAT: WELL, AT LEAST WE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON FROM THIS. - DAVE: we did - KARKAT: SURE. - JUNE: what was it? - KARKAT: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. - KARKAT: BUT I'M SURE SOMEDAY IT WILL COME IN HANDY. - KARKAT: LIKE SOME OBSCURE TRIAL WILL HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE AND WE'LL BE ABLE TO DRAW ON OUR COLLECTIVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE MECHANICS OF PARADOX IMPREGNATION. - JUNE: it's kind of like jesus, huh? - JUNE: a virgin birth. - DAVE: definitely not a virgin - KARKT: WHAT'S A VIRGIN? - JUNE: man, i wonder what would have happened if i'd chosen meat or candy. - DAVE: good question june buddy - DAVE: i guess the world will just never know - [Laughter.] - JUNE: probably for the best. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Dave's Ballad Reprise -Duration: 1:49 -Contributors: -- Funk McLovin (Dave) -- articulatelyComposed (Rose) -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/daves-ballad-reprise -Lyrics: - DAVE: so yeah basically uh - DAVE: i got pregnant with a paradox clone of june - DAVE: and that was my weekend - DAVE: what about you - ROSE: Wait, what. - ROSE: Explain. - DAVE: alright so - DAVE: june was supposed to make a selection between meat and candy at a picnic - DAVE: right - ROSE: Yes. - ROSE: Yeah, that was my idea. - DAVE: but she didnt do that - DAVE: so like you might have imagined- - ROSE: So you gave birth to her. - DAVE: yeah yeah - DAVE: no thats - DAVE: thats basically the whole and the half of it - ROSE: ...Why do I feel like this has happened before? - DAVE: you know i felt that too - DAVE: it was like through the whole thing - DAVE: it was like this feeling of deja vu - DAVE: i dont even know if i have a womb anymore - ROSE: I mean, paradox space can do strange things. - DAVE: yeah - DAVE: well i guess its good that yknow - DAVE: she didnt choose meat or candy - DAVE: who knows how that would have gone - ROSE: Oh, god. - DAVE: yeah who knows - ROSE: Now that I think about it, that was a terrible choice. - ROSE: I don't know why I even thought it would be... decent. - DAVE: yeah thats ok - DAVE: you cant see the fu- well - DAVE: you cant see the future i guess - DAVE: i kinda made a musical angle of it - DAVE: so like - DAVE: uh - DAVE: you wanna - DAVE: do you wanna - DAVE: you wanna do something with that - DAVE: we could probably syndicate this and sell it to someone - ROSE: Honestly? Sure, why not. - DAVE: alright lets do it - ROSE: Why not make a couple bucks aft our wacky adventures. - DAVE: yeah - DAVE: lets do this - DAVE: i had a whole baby i might as well gat a couple dollars out of it - - You (I) had a baby and the baby was June - You (I) had a baby and the baby was June - You (I) had a baby and the baby was June - It's absurd to be true (ooooh) - - Dave (I) had a baby and the baby was June - He (I) had a baby and the baby was June - Dave (I) had the baby and the baby was June - And that fixed the paradox loop (ooooh) - - ROSE: Actually, on second thought, making a musical out of this seems like a bad idea. - DAVE: yeah its kind of tacky -- cgit 1.3.0-6-gf8a5