From 523b33dbe531a2dfda86fc5f9bf3be3279204129 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Lilithtreasure <62890895+Lilithtreasure@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 2025 01:45:39 -0500
Subject: try some of column A, have all of column B (friend like me lyrics
 completed)

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 album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml | 56 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 55 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

(limited to 'album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml')

diff --git a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml
index c4fd3f2b..ee1fbeee 100644
--- a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml
+++ b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml
@@ -13521,7 +13521,61 @@ Contributors:
 Duration: 2:26
 URLs:
 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF4OH-6NgFY
-Needs Lyrics: true
+Lyrics: |-
+    Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
+    Scheherazade had a thousand tales
+    Master, you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeve
+    You got a brand magic never fails
+    You got some power in your corner now
+    Some ammunition in your camp
+    You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo, and how
+    So all you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say
+    Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be
+    Let me take your order, jot it down
+    Yeah, you never had a friend like me
+    Ha-ha-ho!
+    Life is your restaurant and I'm your maître d'
+    Come on, whisper what it is you want
+    Yeah, you never had a friend like me
+
+    Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
+    You're the boss, the king, the shah
+    Say what you wish, it's yours, true dish
+    About a little more baklava
+    Have some of column A, try all of column B
+    I'm in the mood to help you, dude
+    Yeah, you never had a friend like me
+
+    [???]
+
+    Can your friends do this
+    Can your friends do that
+    Can your friends pull this
+    Out their little hat
+    Can your friends go
+    Hey, lookie here, haha
+    Can your friends go
+    Abracadabra, let 'er rip
+    And make a sucker disappear
+
+    So don't you sit here, slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
+    I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
+    You got the bona fide, certified
+    You got the genie for your charge, d'affaires
+    I got a powerful urge to help you out
+    What you wish, I really wanna know
+    You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
+    Well, all you gotta do is rub like so
+
+    Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
+    I'm on the job, you big nabob
+    You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
+    You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
+    You ain't never have a friend like me
+    Ah-ha-ha!
+    Wah-ha-ha!
+    You ain't never had a friend like me
+    Ha!
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 Track: Futurama Main Theme
 Artists:
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