From e971c2db93673fa87752d22281e57fdbf26e0bea Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Niklink Date: Sun, 22 May 2022 03:09:30 -0400 Subject: add penumbra orgasm (gunshow singalong) --- album/gunshow-singalong.yaml | 165 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 165 insertions(+) create mode 100644 album/gunshow-singalong.yaml (limited to 'album/gunshow-singalong.yaml') diff --git a/album/gunshow-singalong.yaml b/album/gunshow-singalong.yaml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..aa200c4 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/gunshow-singalong.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,165 @@ +Album: '[NSFW] Ｐｅｎｕｍｂｒａ オーガズム：百万ドルリミックス（ Ｇｕｎｓｈｏｗ Ｓｉｎｇａｌｏｎｇ ）の小ローン' +Directory: gunshow-singalong +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +- Pipko Fanfare +- yazshu +Date: August 1, 2016 +Date Added: May 22, 2022 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nsfw +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNiDD3prNpE +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +- dick2bombs +- miraculousAvantgarde (sticker) +Art Tags: +- John +- Sans +Cover Art File Extension: png +Has Track Art: false +Color: '#f9ddde' +Groups: +- Fandom +- Cool and New Music Team +Commentary: |- + Tronald Trumpet: + + [NSFW] Penumbra Orgasm: A Small Loan of A Million Dollars Remix (Gunshow Singalong) +--- +Track: '[NSFW] Ｐｅｎｕｍｂｒａ オーガズム：百万ドルリミックス（ Ｇｕｎｓｈｏｗ Ｓｉｎｇａｌｏｎｇ ）の小ローン' +Directory: gunshow-singalong +Artists: +- Aris Martinian (lyrics) +- Pipko Fanfare (intro guitar) +- yazshu (backing track, receptionist) +Contributors: +- Bambosh (Narrator) +- Griever (Donald Trump) +- XenoZane (Toby Fox) +Duration: '3:28' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nsfw +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNiDD3prNpE +Referenced Tracks: +- The Star-Spangled Banner +- Dogsong +- track:megalovania-undertale +Sampled Tracks: +- The Star-Spangled Banner +- Gabe the dog sound effects +- a knocking sound effect (www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpNRbHnLSqs) +- Glock sound effects from Counter-Strike Source +- Dogsong +- I guess technically the discord 'entered VC' noise +- track:megalovania-undertale +Lyrics: |- + (Just go from the top.) (Okay.) + + [NARRATOR] + One bright summer morning in mid-to-late June + Our president Trump was whistling a tune + As he whistled a tune with his tongue long and thick + With his tongue long and thick he sucked quick on his dick + + [RECEPTIONIST] + Mister Trump, your royal highness, your bath is installed + You may take a bath now + + [NARRATOR] + His receptionist called + + [TRUMP] + I will take a bath later, whenever I please + Or I guess if I can’t stand the smell of dick cheese + Which I usually can, I’ve smelt cheese all my life + It’s smelt oft on me... it’s smelt on my wife + + [RECEPTIONIST] + TM-TMI + + [NARRATOR] + They said then as they sat at their desk + They were used to Trump’s ravings both mad and grotesque + But a knock on the door interrupted their thoughts + And a grunt could be heard followed by three gunshots + + [RECEPTIONIST] + Who’s there? + + [NARRATOR] + The receptionist, with bravery unknown + Asked quickly to cover a loud D-Trump moan + + [FOX] + 'Tis I + + [NARRATOR] + Came a voice from behind the large door + + [FOX] + 'Tis I, Toby Fox, on the tiled White House floor + + [RECEPTIONIST] + It’s not actually tiled— + + [FOX] + I don’t care + + [NARRATOR] + Fox replied + + [FOX] + If this floor isn’t tiled by tomorrow you’re fried + I’m here to consort with the president Trump + He expected my hands on his flabby royal rump + Let me into his room, I can hear his moans now + + [TRUMP] + Come to me, Toby Fox + With your cock you must plow + Straight into my buttocks + + [FOX] + I think that you’ll find + If you spread his cheeks open and look deep inside + A mysterious number repeated aplenty + That happens to be seven hundred and twenty + + [NARRATOR] + Fox’s stature was short, at least shorter than Trump’s + But he entered the room and grabbed Trump’s juicy rumps + He’d gained plenty of knowledge about how to screw + When rapidly he’d produced Undertale Two + And his address was leaked, his identity grabbed + And he sold his own body till it bruised and it scabbed + But no matter, for Fox was intrepid as fuck + A better man now, having gone through the muck + He inserted his groin into Trump’s waiting hole + + [FOX] + Ugg, I should’ve waited before selling my soul + To that damned Andrew Hussie, for here is a swan + In the form of a chubby bald manwhore named Don + + [TRUMP] + I’m a naughty boy, Toby, Just before you came in + I was licking so gently my very foreskin + Those acts which I lovingly call my self-fucks + For which I got a small loan of a million bucks + To increase my skin volume to make myself thick + For you know this thick dick used to be small and sick + + [FOX] + I got fifty one thousand, considerably less + But what I did, dear Trump, I do have to confess + Was I made a great game that the Pope even got + (MatPat’s my disciple whom I’ve often taught) + So I think that my prowess is greater than yours + Plus you’re the one under my dick on all fours + + [NARRATOR] + He slid in and then out, the receptionist stared + As Trump’s greatest moment was live on Twitch aired + For who was nearby and propped up on one knee + Naught but a cameraman named Andrew Hussie \ No newline at end of file -- cgit 1.3.0-6-gf8a5