From 67f6c04d219b8b56cd142f3a1feb085395ba2314 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "(quasar) nebula" Date: Fri, 9 Apr 2021 13:40:51 -0300 Subject: Funk McLovin album data --- album/beforus.txt | 2 +- album/class-act-b-side.txt | 74 ++++ album/class-act.txt | 68 ++++ album/the-baby-is-june.txt | 427 ++++++++++++++++++++++++ album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.txt | 295 ++++++++++++++++ album/unreleased-tracks.txt | 53 +++ artists.txt | 47 ++- groups.txt | 7 + homepage.txt | 9 - 9 files changed, 970 insertions(+), 12 deletions(-) create mode 100644 album/class-act-b-side.txt create mode 100644 album/class-act.txt create mode 100644 album/the-baby-is-june.txt create mode 100644 album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.txt diff --git a/album/beforus.txt b/album/beforus.txt index 44157da..e25cdb1 100644 --- a/album/beforus.txt +++ b/album/beforus.txt @@ -850,7 +850,7 @@ Commentary: One of my first thoughts while I was sketching this piece was the silly nature homestuck tends to express even in its more conflicting parts of story. Capturing that light-heartedness was a goal, and doing so while staying true to the track's ominous tone became a challenge. Hopefully together, they give off a "Calm before the storm" vibe. Admittingly, re-listening to this track after I finished making art for it made it sound cooler than it already was. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: With the Fishes -Artist: Anna Marcus-Hecht +Artist: articulatelyComposed Contributors: - Sean Leeming (vibraphone) - Grace Asuncion (marimba) diff --git a/album/class-act-b-side.txt b/album/class-act-b-side.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7c7e834 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/class-act-b-side.txt @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +Album: CLASS ACT (B Side) +Artist: Funk McLovin +Date: August 31, 2020 12:00:01 +Cover Art: Funk McLovin +Banner Art: Funk McLovin +Has Track Art: no +Color: #facab6 +Groups: +- Funk McLovin +- Fandom +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album/class-act-b-side +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Accept My Shaft +Duration: 3:45 +References: track:accept-my-shaft-nsp +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/accept-my-shaft +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDt2HHrjqC0 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Get It On +Duration: 2:33 +References: track:get-it-on-chase +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/get-it-on +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TALiw8ahfzA +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: LAWNMOWER +Duration: 2:06 +References: track:lawnmower-lemon-demon +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/lawnmower +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOxJH4XCHjE +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Lonely Rolling Star (English) +Duration: 5:38 +References: Lonely Rolling Star +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/lonely-rolling-star-english +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4VSTqOUdg +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Hey Baby +Duration: 2:01 +References: track:hey-baby-bruce-channel +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/hey-baby +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7RbFsG2TOg +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Fever +Duration: 3:13 +References: track:fever-cooley-blackwell +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/fever +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBaWWnmNtNU +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Man of Constant Sorrow +Duration: 2:56 +References: track:man-of-constant-sorrow-o-brother +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/man-of-constant-sorrow +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKyqO5LIw6w +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Teenagers +Duration: 2:04 +References: track:teenagers-mcr +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/teenagers +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9a-ddeXY80 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Rainbow Connection +Duration: 2:51 +References: track:rainbow-connection-muppets +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/rainbow-connection diff --git a/album/class-act.txt b/album/class-act.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6cfcc9d --- /dev/null +++ b/album/class-act.txt @@ -0,0 +1,68 @@ +Album: CLASS ACT +Artist: Funk McLovin +Date: August 31, 2020 12:00:00 +Cover Art: Funk McLovin +Banner Art: Funk McLovin +Has Track Art: no +Color: #ff1e47 +Groups: +- Funk McLovin +- Fandom +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album/class-act +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: New Year Boogie +Duration: 2:16 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/new-year-boogie +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Aliens Stole My Boyfriend +Duration: 3:14 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/aliens-stole-my-boyfriend +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: The Devil Was Beautiful +Duration: 2:18 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/the-devil-was-beautiful +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Away +Duration: 2:41 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/away +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: I'm In Love With Mothman +Duration: 4:13 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/im-in-love-with-mothman +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Robots Stole My Wife +Duration: 1:10 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/robots-stole-my-wife +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Button Eyes +Artists: Funk McLovin, Davi +Duration: 0:58 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/button-eyes-ft-davi +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Japanese Spider Crab +Duration: 2:04 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/japanese-spider-crab +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Sneaky People Exploding In Love +Duration: 2:33 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/sneaky-people-exploding-in-love +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: You're At The Ocean But You're Not Alone +Duration: 2:32 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/youre-at-the-ocean-but-youre-not-alone +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: WAKE UP +Duration: 2:02 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/wake-up diff --git a/album/the-baby-is-june.txt b/album/the-baby-is-june.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f84815f --- /dev/null +++ b/album/the-baby-is-june.txt @@ -0,0 +1,427 @@ +Album: The Baby is June +Artist: Funk McLovin +Date: November 23, 2020 +Cover Art: Funk McLovin +Has Track Art: no +Color: #00c0ff +Groups: +- Funk McLovin +- Fandom +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album/the-baby-is-june +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVNREaFFhdM +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Meat Nor Candy +Duration: 0:37 +Contributors: +- Funk McLovin (Dave) +- AE (June) +- Bucky Grant (Karkat) +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/meat-nor-candy +Lyrics: + DAVE: so june + DAVE: did you pick meat or candy + JUNE: dave?? + JUNE: how did you know i was at a picnic? + DAVE: everyone knows + DAVE: its a super important choice with important ramifications + JUNE: what? oh man, this might be bad. + KARKAT: OH SWEET FUCK. WHAT DID YOU DO, JUNE. + DAVE: did you even go to the fucking picnic + JUNE: n- no? i... i... + DAVE: urgh + DAVE: fuck + DAVE: ugh + JUNE: dave, what's going on! + KARKAT: THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO, JUNE. + DAVE: i can only explain whats happening to me + DAVE: ngh + DAVE: in song +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Dave's Ballad +Duration: 1:54 +Contributors: +- Funk McLovin (Dave) +- AE (June) +- Bucky Grant (Karkat) +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/daves-ballad-2 +Lyrics: + I was walkin' down the street practicing some rhymes + Just like you do when you're the knight of time + When a realization struck me clear out the blue + In through the outdoor I pulled the wazoo + + I saw the time foam in a paradox space + And faster than the bunny won the tortoise race + I knew you had to make a lun-choice + You had to utter two words with your very own voice + + And June if you didn't then there's just one catch + If you didn't select one of Calliope's snacks + One final timeline that I know to be true + I'm having a baby and the baby is you + + JUNE: but dave... + JUNE: the tortoise won the race. + KARKAT: IT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW, JUNE. + KARKAT: FOCUS ON THE BABY PART. + + Well I'm having a baby and the baby is you + I'm having a baby and the baby is you + I'm having a baby and the baby is you + I know this to be true + + I'm having a baby and the baby is you + I'm having a baby and the baby is you + I'm having a baby and the baby is you + You better buy some tiny shoes + + JUNE: how the hell does this even work?? + DAVE: oh well im glad you asked + + You'll remember in a time in a game called SBURB + When "ectobiologize" was the key verb + You made a bunch of shitty little baby clones + And sent them to the appropriate time zones + + But along the way the wires got crossed + And out into the first ring baby June was tossed + You could see how this could be + A little problem metaphysically + + Because if you're marooned in the depths of space + You couldn't make the baby clone of yourself in the first place + And now to complete the right time loop + I've been impregnated and the baby is you + + Well I'm having a baby and the baby is you + I'm having a baby and the baby is you + I'm having a baby and the baby is you + I know this to be true (oooh!) + + I'm having a baby and the baby is you (...) + I'm having a baby and the baby is you + I'm having a baby and the baby is you + You better buy some tiny shoes + + JUNE: dave, what the fuck. +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Karkat's Lament +Duration: 2:44 +Contributors: +- Bucky Grant (Karkat) +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/karkats-lament +Lyrics: + I'm just a troll, a troll so enamored + With a man who speaks with that annoying stammer + In spite of his yammering and habits thereof + I wish there was a way to express my love + + I've not been one for shows of affection + They're always taken in some awful direction + And uh, since I'm a troll and he's a human + Well I've got no template for wooing acumen + + Now that I'm comfy with the time that I spend + Happy to be with him until the bitter end + Paradox space so cruelly descends + He's having a baby and the baby's my friend + + Oh I'm just a troll, a troll so enamored + WIth a man who has- pff- zero manners + And just when I was poised to get used to him + Reality reminded me it's just too grim + + But wishing my heart with a fatal twist + That I could love him in domestic bliss + But what I wanted wasn't goddamn this + Things weren't supposed to go amiss + + But when you imagine a dispute of the heart + Something to drive two lovers apart + In the books that I read when I was a grub + There were strpies like passion and conflict and love + + But in those tomes over which I pored + Reading about the quadrants that I adored + It wasn't a whisper or even a maybe + Of your boyfriend having his best friend's baby + + [Pensive trumpet solo.] + + I'm just a troll, a troll so enamored + Of a boy I can't help but chase after + Gestating my buddy in his gravid womb + I can't let this be Davekat's doom + + I'm just a troll, a troll so enamored + With a man who speaks with that annoying stammer + In spite of his yammering and habits thereof + I wish there was a way to express my love +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: June's Ode +Duration: 2:44 +Contributors: +- AE (June) +- Funk McLovin (Dave) +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/junes-ode +Lyrics: + DAVE: alright youll be able to see the ultrasound image on the monitor + DAVE: the miracle of life is wonderful dont you agree june + DAVE: uh + DAVE: june + + That baby is me + It's plain to see + From the ultrasound image + And my friend's stomach + Looking so carefree + + I've been through a lot + I've seen some shit + But this takes the cake + This one is it + + I can't carry on + I can't wrap my brain + His stomach's distended a baby + With my own face + + It's got my buckteeth + And my mischevious grin + Even more upsetting + I see my glasses on them + + I try to shout + I try to scream + But I can't comprehend + The baby is me + + My buddy Dave is pregnant + With a baby who is me + Seems surreal + What's the deal + He's swimming in Dave's pee + + DAVE: its not pee june its amniotic fluid + DAVE: theres a big difference + + (Hey while you guys are singing, do mind if I take a trumpet solo?) + (Sure thing doc, go right ahead.) + + [Prenatal trumpet solo.] + + A child in my bro + A wholeass baby kid + Not even the result + Of something I did + + Dave is taking this well + What the fuck is his deal + I've been losing my mind + Is this how the virgin Mary feels + + Look at their weird face + On the ultrasound screen + They're looking at me + God what could this mean + + How can Dave sit there + With zero qualms + Is he a good dad + Am I a good mom + + My buddy Dave is pregnant + With a baby who is me + Seems surreal + What's the deal + He's swimming in Dave's pee + + DAVE: for the last time its not pee +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Off Brand +Duration: 3:58 +Contributors: +- AE (June) +- Bucky Grant (Karkat) +- Funk McLovin (Dave) +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/off-brand +Lyrics: + JUNE: i hope dave is okay. + JUNE: what do you think will happen if something goes wrong? + JUNE: what if i evaporate, like in back to the future? + KARKAT: IT'LL BE FINE, JUNE. + JUNE: but i've been hearing trumpet playing from the delivery room this whole time. + KARKAT: NO DON'T WORRY, THAT'S JUST THE DOCTOR FROM TRACK FOUR. + JUNE: oh, right. + + I know it's off brand + But I wouldn't worry + Dave's a strong sort of guy + + He's a good dad + So we'd better hurry + And pull ourselves together, here's why + + Through these nine months + I've hemmed and I've hawed + But here's the conclusion I came to + + It's surreal and unfun + But I've been so in awe + You me and Dave too + + I know it's our friend + But I sort of agree + Dave's taken this just like a champ + + It's not the most grand + That the baby is me + But we really oughta be in Dave's camp + + Through these nine months + I've been so horrified + About the implications metaphysic + + But through these nine months + Not one single time + Have I told Dave he's terrific + + I know it's not grand + But the trio of us + Two dads and one paradox daughter + + Can be hand in hand + One family of us + Come temporal hell or high water + + DAVE: well folks great news + JUNE: oh, dave! thank god. + KARKAT: DAVE, LOOK AT HER. + KARKAT: IT'S A LITTLE JUNE. + JUNE: i'm still not entirely sure how it was born with my glasses on... + DAVE: i have some bad news + KARKAT: WHAT IS IT? + JUNE: what do you mean? + DAVE: to preserve the time loop this baby has to go back in time and live your childhood june + DAVE: we cant keep it + KARKAT: ...I GUESS THIS IS OUR ONE CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE. + + I know it's off brand + But I'm teary-eyed + I love this little dude most + + Karkat my man + And June buddy of mine + Now I know why we're so close + + When we were kids + Playing SBURB + I knew that we all were connected + + Through all this amidst + Our trials absurd + It's not quite the way we expected + + I know it's off brand + But the trio of us + Two dads and one paradox daughter + + Can be hand in hand + One family of us + Come temporal hell or high water + + DAVE: well + DAVE: that was weird + DAVE: i gotta admit im kinda sad that i didnt get to raise a little june + JUNE: i'm not... + KARKAT: WELL, AT LEAST WE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON FROM THIS. + DAVE: we did + KARKAT: SURE. + JUNE: what was it? + KARKAT: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. + KARKAT: BUT I'M SURE SOMEDAY IT WILL COME IN HANDY. + KARKAT: LIKE SOME OBSCURE TRIAL WILL HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE AND WE'LL BE ABLE TO DRAW ON OUR COLLECTIVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE MECHANICS OF PARADOX IMPREGNATION. + JUNE: it's kind of like jesus, huh? + JUNE: a virgin birth. + DAVE: definitely not a virgin + KARKT: WHAT'S A VIRGIN? + JUNE: man, i wonder what would have happened if i'd chosen meat or candy. + DAVE: good question june buddy + DAVE: i guess the world will just never know + [Laughter.] + JUNE: probably for the best. +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Dave's Ballad Reprise +Duration: 1:49 +Contributors: +- Funk McLovin (Dave) +- articulatelyComposed (Rose) +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/daves-ballad-reprise +Lyrics: + DAVE: so yeah basically uh + DAVE: i got pregnant with a paradox clone of june + DAVE: and that was my weekend + DAVE: what about you + ROSE: Wait, what. + ROSE: Explain. + DAVE: alright so + DAVE: june was supposed to make a selection between meat and candy at a picnic + DAVE: right + ROSE: Yes. + ROSE: Yeah, that was my idea. + DAVE: but she didnt do that + DAVE: so like you might have imagined- + ROSE: So you gave birth to her. + DAVE: yeah yeah + DAVE: no thats + DAVE: thats basically the whole and the half of it + ROSE: ...Why do I feel like this has happened before? + DAVE: you know i felt that too + DAVE: it was like through the whole thing + DAVE: it was like this feeling of deja vu + DAVE: i dont even know if i have a womb anymore + ROSE: I mean, paradox space can do strange things. + DAVE: yeah + DAVE: well i guess its good that yknow + DAVE: she didnt choose meat or candy + DAVE: who knows how that would have gone + ROSE: Oh, god. + DAVE: yeah who knows + ROSE: Now that I think about it, that was a terrible choice. + ROSE: I don't know why I even thought it would be... decent. + DAVE: yeah thats ok + DAVE: you cant see the fu- well + DAVE: you cant see the future i guess + DAVE: i kinda made a musical angle of it + DAVE: so like + DAVE: uh + DAVE: you wanna + DAVE: do you wanna + DAVE: you wanna do something with that + DAVE: we could probably syndicate this and sell it to someone + ROSE: Honestly? Sure, why not. + DAVE: alright lets do it + ROSE: Why not make a couple bucks aft our wacky adventures. + DAVE: yeah + DAVE: lets do this + DAVE: i had a whole baby i might as well gat a couple dollars out of it + + You (I) had a baby and the baby was June + You (I) had a baby and the baby was June + You (I) had a baby and the baby was June + It's absurd to be true (ooooh) + + Dave (I) had a baby and the baby was June + He (I) had a baby and the baby was June + Dave (I) had the baby and the baby was June + And that fixed the paradox loop (ooooh) + + ROSE: Actually, on second thought, making a musical out of this seems like a bad idea. + DAVE: yeah its kind of tacky diff --git a/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.txt b/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..74442f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.txt @@ -0,0 +1,295 @@ +Album: The Funk McLovin Homestuck Experience +Artist: Funk McLovin +Date: April 13, 2020 +Cover Art: Funk McLovin +Has Track Art: no +Color: #a5f0a7 +Groups: +- Funk McLovin +- Fandom +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Introduction +Duration: 0:50 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/introduction +Lyrics: + Hello everybody! + My name is Funk McLovin. You might know me as Jojo. I wanna wish everyone a happy 4/13. As you know, this day signifies a very special person's birthday. So, before I start the album, I'd like to sing them a happy birthday right now. + + Happy birthday to you + Happy birthday to you + Happy birthday dear June + Happy birthday to you + + If you said "cha cha cha" or ended the song with "and many more," I assign you Dave Kin. + + Now please, enjoy: Funk McLovin's Homestuck music album. +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: The Strider Rap-Off +Duration: 3:16 +Original Date: April 9, 2020 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/the-strider-rap-off +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkDY73uNxtE +Lyrics: + DIRK: Hey, dude. + DAVE: hey dirk + DIRK: I need a second on the rap battle today. You up? + DAVE: i dont know dude last time things got a little hairy + DIRK: What? Last time was awesome. That shit went viral. + DAVE: things can go viral for the wrong reasons dawg + DAVE: plus no one could tell our voices apart + DIRK: Fuck that, dude. Rap me so hard. + DAVE: fine but i get to go first and i get to pick the track + DIRK: Cool. But Squarewave is MC'ing. + DAVE: fuck + DAVE: fine + + DAVE: you can tell by the way i use my walk + ive had some help from— + TEREZI: OH SH1T. + + DAVE: a seer with chalk + ive got rhymes rattling around my dome for days + boys named dirk better be out of my way + when do you have time to spit + when you watch your anime shows + no shit + just like your shows + youre undeniably bad + im ashamed to call you my mutual dad + son you better get the shovel + cuz for your corpse theyll be diggin the tunnel + you can swing a sword just like its an art + but my half sized sword cuts down the prince aparts + + SQUAREWAVE: NICE RHYME, BRO. YOU'RE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME. BUT IT'S DIRK'S TURN TO RAP. NOW HE'S RISING TO FAME. + + DIRK: You've demonstrated your precision. + Forming your rhyme-based incision. + Into my psyche like the finest of surgeons. + But you fail to account for in your incursion, that your shitty half scalpel can't penetrate. + What we have here is a failure to calculate. + So, despite your rhyming and the best of luck, you forgot you can't win if you suck. + And just for the record, I was just being nice. Your rhymes aren't actually that precise. + + SQUAREWAVE: NEATO DORITOS, MY DUDE'S SUPREME. DAVE RAPPING NEXT IS MY GREATEST DREAM. + + DAVE: can we turn him off + please + + DIRK: No. + + DAVE: this track would be ideal if instead of a battle + it was just me so my rhymes that could rattle + everybody knows my flow can be tops + all the folks watching at home are just waiting for you to stop + In fact why not just concede victory to me + before i splatter your guts for all to— + SQUAREWAVE: READ + + DAVE: uh + + DAVE: whats he doing + + SQUAREWAVE: TREE. ME. SEE. PERIGEE. + DIRK: He's fucking helping you, dude. + + DIRK: You might be hot shit inside of your brain, + But suffice to say that soon you'll be slain + And cut down to spec by katanas so shitty. + You're like a little baby sucking my rap titty. + I spin words together like a mellifluous bard. + Remind me how many rap shows have you starred. + Also, lay off Squarewave, lest you incur his wrath. + Also, dude. + Take a fucking bath. + + SQUAREWAVE: ALRIGHT, DUDES. WE ARE REACHING THE END. THIS IS SO COOL. I CAN BARELY COMPREHEND. + + DAVE: i shouldve known + i shouldve been knew + yet another rap battle you snookered me into + every time we bust rhymes i suffer + well this is it ive had enougher + im putting an end to your assault rap mantle + im about to do a somersault off the handle + this is it dirk prepare for armageddon night— + + SQUAREWAVE: ARMAGEDDON WAS RELEASED IN 1998. STARRING BRUCE WILLIS, IT'S A MOVIE THAT'S GREAT. + DAVE: AAH + + DIRK: Holy shit, dude. Keep the lid on your dick. + Let me put a stop to this rap battle, real quick. + I think we can crown the king prematurely. + You've been acting all hell's of monstrous and surly. + Squarewave tell us who's the best on the beat. + Be the MC to Dave's defeat. + + SQUAREWAVE: WELL, DIRK, OLD BUDDY, I'M CALCULATING THE WINNER. WE SHOULD ALL BE HOME IN TIME FOR DINNER. + BUT FIRST LET ME SAY WHAT A TERRIFIC RAP FIGHT. YOU BOYS REALLY ARE ALL RIGHT. + I'VE KEPT YOU WAITING. AFTER DILIGENT WORK. I'VE DECIDED THE WINNER. THE WINNER IS DIRK. + + DAVE: yeah you know what dirk + DAVE: im gonna let you have this one + + DIRK: Fucking sick. + + (Credits to Vinyl for transcription.) +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Jade Defender +Duration: 2:21 +Original Date: February 21, 2020 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/jade-defender +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0jzBu7IZWU +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: GameGoth +Duration: 1:42 +Original Date: January 28, 2020 +References: +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/gamegoth +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLHdyAM4ujs +Lyrics: + (Welcome, mortals, to the best - and last! - game of your life. Mwahahahahahahaaaa!) + + I'm the GameGoth, and I don't mess around + I'll beat all your scores and take you to town + Out in the creepy manor right behind the arcade + I'll show you around, don't be afraid + + Dark Souls, Metroid, Amnesia too + I've got spooky titles coming out my wazoo + I'll make you a deal: just try to survive + If you beat me in a game I'll let you outta here alive + + You're in the GameGoth's clutches + And I hope you got the skills + 'Cause he's the gaming master + With the highest deaths to kills + + Since you are the guest I'll let you pick the game + Animal Crossing? Ha! No that one's lame + I've got Castlevania: Lords of Shadow + Resident Evil and... Battletoads? + + [Epic synth solo] + + You're in the GameGoth's clutches + And I hope you got the skills + 'Cause he's the gaming master + With the highest deaths to kills + + Well you lost fair and square so try not to scream + While your blood is let out by the glow of the screen + I'd say "better luck next time" but that won't be the case + Another victim claimed to the darkest gaming ace + Hahahaha! +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Less Pale, More Pail +Duration: 2:03 +Original Date: February 10, 2020 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/less-pale-more-pail +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQj9F5fLMI +Lyrics: + Don't wanna be your best frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend + Don't wanna be your moiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail + I wanna climb inside all of your sopor slime + Let's see less pale and more paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil + + You have been a pal to me + For as long as I can recall + But that close friendship + I just don't want it all + + If you're just a bud + Then I'll take a pass + It's all or nothing, babe + 'Cause you're one sexy lass + + Don't wanna be your best friend + Don't wanna be your moirail + + Don't wanna be your best frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend + Don't wanna be your moiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail + I wanna climb inside all of your sopor slime + Let's see less pale and more paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil + + (Oh, baby. Please don't make me beg. + 'Cause I will beg. I don't wanna beg but I will. + I definitely will beg. If you make me.) +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Steel Bastille: Heart of Light, Crown of Thorns +Duration: 2:58 +Original Date: February 26, 2020 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/steel-bastille-heart-of-light-crown-of-thorns +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDPym9XkRk +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Vrissy's Theme +Duration: 2:29 +Original Date: January 2, 2020 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vrissys-theme +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w86Mq0kLnwQ +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Vogue Rogue +Duration: 2:09 +Original Date: January 6, 2020 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vogue-rogue +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttk-q7BonIE +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Ult!Dirk Can't Rap +Duration: 0:59 +Original Date: April 3, 2020 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/ult-dirk-cant-rap +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUK0HAPXeQ +Lyrics: + (Awwww yeah. You better synchronize your watches, 'cause it's Dirk time, baby.) + + Dirk Strider making bars + Unprecedented on Deltritus + Skull-headed bitches wanna find us + Space players wanna be us + + Narratively sound and far away from Earth C + All you gotta do to be better than you is to be me + + I put my daughter in a robot + Metal daughter + She brought along a friend + Metal daughter squatter + + Boyfriend in her wallet + She making the moves + Leaving Dirk all alone + To pack up the grooves + + Baby's first new species + Better gift yourself a bib + Lovecraftian abomination + Claims burbon claim to win + + A competition etched in the blood of my kin + What will you do? When the pimps in the crib + + I'll make Rose's skills look like stepping on a rake + This [??] dig will be a piece of cake + I hope Terezi drowns in a lake + I wonder how Jane's doing? God I miss Jake + + (--Rose get the fuck out of here!) +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Vriska's Theme (Off The Shits Edition) +Duration: 3:50 +References: Vriska's Theme +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vriskas-theme-off-the-shits-edition +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o34votcZmMA diff --git a/album/unreleased-tracks.txt b/album/unreleased-tracks.txt index 973abb6..0c6cd87 100644 --- a/album/unreleased-tracks.txt +++ b/album/unreleased-tracks.txt @@ -1255,6 +1255,12 @@ Track: Aba Daba Honeymoon Artist: Arthur Fields, Walter Donovan URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBLutEJg-Jk ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Accept My Shaft +Directory: accept-my-shaft-nsp +Artist: Ninja Sex Party +Duration: 4:14 +URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxvz325stqw +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: Ah! vous dirai-je, maman Artist: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0mnPCi5lS8 @@ -1438,6 +1444,11 @@ Artist: Secret of Mana Duration: 1:42 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFN0GLAMJ3k ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Fever +Artist: Eddie Cooley, Otis Blackwell +Directory: fever-cooley-blackwell +Has URLs: no +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: First Call Artist: Lost in History URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB6ZENgAqpA @@ -1461,6 +1472,12 @@ Artist: N.W.A. Duration: 5:45 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADdpLv3RDhA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Get It On +Directory: get-it-on-chase +Artist: Chase +Duration: 3:00 +URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4QBZanJKyA +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: Giorgio by Moroder Artist: Daft Punk Duration: 9:13 @@ -1479,6 +1496,12 @@ Artist: Street Fighter Duration: 4:05 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Hey Baby +Directory: hey-baby-bruce-channel +Artist: Bruce Channel +Duration: 2:24 +URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik9dxkKriV0 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: Historia Crux Artist: Final Fantasy Duration: 4:28 @@ -1546,6 +1569,12 @@ Artist: StoryCorps Duration: 2:28 URLs: https://beta.prx.org/stories/130979 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Lawnmower +Directory: lawnmower-lemon-demon +Artist: Lemon Demon +Duration: 3:13 +URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fEfhsTyRL4 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: Layton's Theme Artist: Professor Layton and the Curious Village Duration: 2:10 @@ -1560,6 +1589,11 @@ Artist: Coldplay Duration: 2:30 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPD59NTahc0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Lonely Rolling Star +Artist: Katamari Damacy +Duration: 5:44 +URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_QydNXI_ok +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: Mad About the Boy Artist: Dinah Washington Duration: 3:09 @@ -1589,6 +1623,13 @@ Artist: Blue's Clues Duration: 0:15 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KRtN6-DgrY ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Man of Constant Sorrow +Directory: man-of-constant-sorrow-o-brother +Artist: +- O Brother, Where Art Thou? +Duration: 3:43 +URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDEqgmGIVg +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: Master of Puppets Artist: Metallica Duration: 8:35 @@ -1706,6 +1747,12 @@ Artist: VVVVVV Duration: 3:39 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25m3Gk7mRQM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Rainbow Connection +Directory: rainbow-connection-muppets +Artist: The Muppets +Duration: 3:15 +URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69PQuw0r3oM +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: Recruitment Theme Artist: Fire Emblem Duration: 1:44 @@ -1825,6 +1872,12 @@ Artist: Insane Clown Posse Duration: 4:39 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbkh9NVpn-s ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Track: Teenagers +Directory: teenagers-mcr +Artist: My Chemical Romance +Duration: 2:41 +URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKOBJR5vHs +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Track: Tempus adest floridum Artist: Lost in History URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv8PgukSLX0 diff --git a/artists.txt b/artists.txt index 5b2a7bf..536dc91 100644 --- a/artists.txt +++ b/artists.txt @@ -40,6 +40,12 @@ Artist: Adrienne Garcia URLs: - https://paperseverywhere.tumblr.com/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: AE +URLs: +- https://oftheaethereal.bandcamp.com/ +- https://twitter.com/43ON1C +- https://oftheaethereal.carrd.co/ +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Aelyrin ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Aerosmith @@ -235,8 +241,7 @@ URLs: - https://akumaasylum.tumblr.com/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Anna Marcus-Hecht -URLs: -- https://articulatelycomposed.tumblr.com/ +Alias: articulatelyComposed ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Anna Rodman URLs: @@ -285,6 +290,12 @@ Artist: arosoup ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Arthur Fields ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: articulatelyComposed +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE2KN8-Q2JZ3Py81YZA2fQg +- https://articulatelycomposed.tumblr.com/ +- https://twitter.com/aCmusic27 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: artisticallyCrafty URLs: - https://artisticallycrafty.tumblr.com/ @@ -489,12 +500,21 @@ URLs: - https://twitter.com/spookybri - https://www.bonjourbri.com/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: Bruce Channel +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Bruno Mars ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Buck URLs: - https://phishfry.weebly.com/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: Bucky Grant +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoYDV7nwKPrkbr6SbXmzqrQ +- https://raddifferent.tumblr.com/ +- https://twitter.com/thinglikerbucky +- https://radicallydifferent.space/ +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: BurnedKirby ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Buzinkai @@ -875,6 +895,10 @@ Artist: Darren Korb URLs: - https://twitter.com/DarrenKorb ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: Davi +URLs: +- https://twitter.com/hello_davi +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: David Burkee Dead URLs: - http://nintendosixty-fuckyou.tumblr.com/ @@ -1038,6 +1062,8 @@ Artist: E.N. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: EarthBound ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: Eddie Cooley +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Eddie Morton ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Edvard Grieg @@ -1266,6 +1292,11 @@ Artist: fueledbyanimation URLs: - https://fueledbyanimation.tumblr.com/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: Funk McLovin +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album +- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIyu12_DBaAkDfFq-UQuHNw +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Fuzz ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Gabe Nezovic @@ -1746,6 +1777,8 @@ Artist: Kat Jamolin ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Kat Macielinski ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: Katamari Damacy +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Kate Griffith ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Kate Holden @@ -2382,6 +2415,8 @@ URLs: - https://musicalpaninigrill.tumblr.com/ - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClQeseM_MZ0Ww07Ebn27-Bg/about ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: My Chemical Romance +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: My Little Pony ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Mykola Leontovych @@ -2454,6 +2489,8 @@ Artist: Neveah Drexler Dead URLs: - https://goodqualitysoupp.tumblr.com/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: Ninja Sex Party +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Ngame ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Nic Carey @@ -2536,6 +2573,8 @@ URLs: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Nymelord ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: O Brother, Where Art Thou? +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Oasis ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Odera Igbokwe @@ -2579,6 +2618,8 @@ Artist: Ost Artist: ostrichlittledungeon Alias: Aris Martinian ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: Otis Blackwell +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: oxfordroulette URLs: - https://oxfordroulette.tumblr.com/ @@ -3584,6 +3625,8 @@ Artist: The Lovable Tramp ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: The Mountain Goats ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Artist: The Muppets +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: The One Music Maniac URLs: - https://theonemusicmaniac.tumblr.com/ diff --git a/groups.txt b/groups.txt index bea3355..32bb585 100644 --- a/groups.txt +++ b/groups.txt @@ -57,6 +57,13 @@ URLs: Description: Artist behind [[album:perfectly-generic-album]] and more, and creator of crossover fanventure Deltastuck. Releases under a number of aliases. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Group: Funk McLovin +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/ +- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIyu12_DBaAkDfFq-UQuHNw +Description: + "Funk McLovin, AKA Jojo Raber, is some kind of entity. We don't know more than this." +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Group: Michael Guy Bowman URLs: - https://bowman.bandcamp.com/ diff --git a/homepage.txt b/homepage.txt index f3463c2..8bb442e 100644 --- a/homepage.txt +++ b/homepage.txt @@ -12,15 +12,6 @@ Type: albums Group: new-releases Count: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -Row: Psycholonials -Color: #f51806 -Type: albums -Group: Psycholonials -Count: 3 -Actions: -- Psycholonials -- [[group-gallery:psycholonials|Albums]] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Row: Fandom Type: albums Group: Fandom -- cgit 1.3.0-6-gf8a5