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diff --git a/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.txt b/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e82e7441..00000000 --- a/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,296 +0,0 @@ -Album: The Funk McLovin Homestuck Experience -Artist: Funk McLovin -Date: April 13, 2020 -Date Added: April 12, 2021 -Cover Art: Funk McLovin -Has Track Art: no -Color: #a5f0a7 -Groups: -- Funk McLovin -- Fandom -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Introduction -Duration: 0:50 -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/introduction -Lyrics: - Hello everybody! - My name is Funk McLovin. You might know me as Jojo. I wanna wish everyone a happy 4/13. As you know, this day signifies a very special person's birthday. So, before I start the album, I'd like to sing them a happy birthday right now. - - Happy birthday to you - Happy birthday to you - Happy birthday dear June - Happy birthday to you - - If you said "cha cha cha" or ended the song with "and many more," I assign you Dave Kin. - - Now please, enjoy: Funk McLovin's Homestuck music album. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: The Strider Rap-Off -Duration: 3:16 -Original Date: April 9, 2020 -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/the-strider-rap-off -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkDY73uNxtE -Lyrics: - DIRK: Hey, dude. - DAVE: hey dirk - DIRK: I need a second on the rap battle today. You up? - DAVE: i dont know dude last time things got a little hairy - DIRK: What? Last time was awesome. That shit went viral. - DAVE: things can go viral for the wrong reasons dawg - DAVE: plus no one could tell our voices apart - DIRK: Fuck that, dude. Rap me so hard. - DAVE: fine but i get to go first and i get to pick the track - DIRK: Cool. But Squarewave is MC'ing. - DAVE: fuck - DAVE: fine - - DAVE: you can tell by the way i use my walk - ive had some help from— - TEREZI: OH SH1T. - - DAVE: a seer with chalk - ive got rhymes rattling around my dome for days - boys named dirk better be out of my way - when do you have time to spit - when you watch your anime shows - no shit - just like your shows - youre undeniably bad - im ashamed to call you my mutual dad - son you better get the shovel - cuz for your corpse theyll be diggin the tunnel - you can swing a sword just like its an art - but my half sized sword cuts down the prince aparts - - SQUAREWAVE: NICE RHYME, BRO. YOU'RE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME. BUT IT'S DIRK'S TURN TO RAP. NOW HE'S RISING TO FAME. - - DIRK: You've demonstrated your precision. - Forming your rhyme-based incision. - Into my psyche like the finest of surgeons. - But you fail to account for in your incursion, that your shitty half scalpel can't penetrate. - What we have here is a failure to calculate. - So, despite your rhyming and the best of luck, you forgot you can't win if you suck. - And just for the record, I was just being nice. Your rhymes aren't actually that precise. - - SQUAREWAVE: NEATO DORITOS, MY DUDE'S SUPREME. DAVE RAPPING NEXT IS MY GREATEST DREAM. - - DAVE: can we turn him off - please - - DIRK: No. - - DAVE: this track would be ideal if instead of a battle - it was just me so my rhymes that could rattle - everybody knows my flow can be tops - all the folks watching at home are just waiting for you to stop - In fact why not just concede victory to me - before i splatter your guts for all to— - SQUAREWAVE: READ - - DAVE: uh - - DAVE: whats he doing - - SQUAREWAVE: TREE. ME. SEE. PERIGEE. - DIRK: He's fucking helping you, dude. - - DIRK: You might be hot shit inside of your brain, - But suffice to say that soon you'll be slain - And cut down to spec by katanas so shitty. - You're like a little baby sucking my rap titty. - I spin words together like a mellifluous bard. - Remind me how many rap shows have you starred. - Also, lay off Squarewave, lest you incur his wrath. - Also, dude. - Take a fucking bath. - - SQUAREWAVE: ALRIGHT, DUDES. WE ARE REACHING THE END. THIS IS SO COOL. I CAN BARELY COMPREHEND. - - DAVE: i shouldve known - i shouldve been knew - yet another rap battle you snookered me into - every time we bust rhymes i suffer - well this is it ive had enougher - im putting an end to your assault rap mantle - im about to do a somersault off the handle - this is it dirk prepare for armageddon night— - - SQUAREWAVE: ARMAGEDDON WAS RELEASED IN 1998. STARRING BRUCE WILLIS, IT'S A MOVIE THAT'S GREAT. - DAVE: AAH - - DIRK: Holy shit, dude. Keep the lid on your dick. - Let me put a stop to this rap battle, real quick. - I think we can crown the king prematurely. - You've been acting all hell's of monstrous and surly. - Squarewave tell us who's the best on the beat. - Be the MC to Dave's defeat. - - SQUAREWAVE: WELL, DIRK, OLD BUDDY, I'M CALCULATING THE WINNER. WE SHOULD ALL BE HOME IN TIME FOR DINNER. - BUT FIRST LET ME SAY WHAT A TERRIFIC RAP FIGHT. YOU BOYS REALLY ARE ALL RIGHT. - I'VE KEPT YOU WAITING. AFTER DILIGENT WORK. I'VE DECIDED THE WINNER. THE WINNER IS DIRK. - - DAVE: yeah you know what dirk - DAVE: im gonna let you have this one - - DIRK: Fucking sick. - - (<i>Credits to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPFTOXaTJ665xSDVxoV6wgQ">Vinyl</a> for <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkDY73uNxtE&lc=Ugxw9X0PulMJTLiITwV4AaABAg">transcription</a>.</i>) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Jade Defender -Duration: 2:21 -Original Date: February 21, 2020 -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/jade-defender -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0jzBu7IZWU -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: GameGoth -Duration: 1:42 -Original Date: January 28, 2020 -References: -- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/gamegoth -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLHdyAM4ujs -Lyrics: - (Welcome, mortals, to the best - and last! - game of your life. Mwahahahahahahaaaa!) - - I'm the GameGoth, and I don't mess around - I'll beat all your scores and take you to town - Out in the creepy manor right behind the arcade - I'll show you around, don't be afraid - - Dark Souls, Metroid, Amnesia too - I've got spooky titles coming out my wazoo - I'll make you a deal: just try to survive - If you beat me in a game I'll let you outta here alive - - You're in the GameGoth's clutches - And I hope you got the skills - 'Cause he's the gaming master - With the highest deaths to kills - - Since you are the guest I'll let you pick the game - Animal Crossing? Ha! No that one's lame - I've got Castlevania: Lords of Shadow - Resident Evil and... Battletoads? - - [Epic synth solo] - - You're in the GameGoth's clutches - And I hope you got the skills - 'Cause he's the gaming master - With the highest deaths to kills - - Well you lost fair and square so try not to scream - While your blood is let out by the glow of the screen - I'd say "better luck next time" but that won't be the case - Another victim claimed to the darkest gaming ace - Hahahaha! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Less Pale, More Pail -Duration: 2:03 -Original Date: February 10, 2020 -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/less-pale-more-pail -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQj9F5fLMI -Lyrics: - Don't wanna be your best frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend - Don't wanna be your moiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail - I wanna climb inside all of your sopor slime - Let's see less pale and more paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil - - You have been a pal to me - For as long as I can recall - But that close friendship - I just don't want it all - - If you're just a bud - Then I'll take a pass - It's all or nothing, babe - 'Cause you're one sexy lass - - Don't wanna be your best friend - Don't wanna be your moirail - - Don't wanna be your best frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend - Don't wanna be your moiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail - I wanna climb inside all of your sopor slime - Let's see less pale and more paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil - - (Oh, baby. Please don't make me beg. - 'Cause I will beg. I don't wanna beg but I will. - I definitely will beg. If you make me.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Steel Bastille: Heart of Light, Crown of Thorns -Duration: 2:58 -Original Date: February 26, 2020 -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/steel-bastille-heart-of-light-crown-of-thorns -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDPym9XkRk -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Vrissy's Theme -Duration: 2:29 -Original Date: January 2, 2020 -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vrissys-theme -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w86Mq0kLnwQ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Vogue Rogue -Duration: 2:09 -Original Date: January 6, 2020 -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vogue-rogue -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttk-q7BonIE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Ult!Dirk Can't Rap -Duration: 0:59 -Original Date: April 3, 2020 -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/ult-dirk-cant-rap -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUK0HAPXeQ -Lyrics: - (Awwww yeah. You better synchronize your watches, 'cause it's Dirk time, baby.) - - Dirk Strider making bars - Unprecedented on Deltritus - Skull-headed bitches wanna find us - Space players wanna be us - - Narratively sound and far away from Earth C - All you gotta do to be better than you is to be me - - I put my daughter in a robot - Metal daughter - She brought along a friend - Metal daughter squatter - - Boyfriend in her wallet - She making the moves - Leaving Dirk all alone - To pack up the grooves - - Baby's first new species - Better gift yourself a bib - Lovecraftian abomination - Claims burbon claim to win - - A competition etched in the blood of my kin - What will you do? When the pimps in the crib - - I'll make Rose's skills look like stepping on a rake - This whole shindig will be a piece of cake - I hope Terezi drowns in a lake - I wonder how Jane's doing? God I miss Jake - - (--Rose get the fuck out of here!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Track: Vriska's Theme (Off The Shits Edition) -Duration: 3:50 -References: Vriska's Theme -URLs: -- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vriskas-theme-off-the-shits-edition -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o34votcZmMA |