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diff --git a/album/the-baby-is-you.yaml b/album/the-baby-is-you.yaml index ae99f50..8b217ed 100644 --- a/album/the-baby-is-you.yaml +++ b/album/the-baby-is-you.yaml @@ -7,7 +7,6 @@ URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfiwU2f-ts4 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnVpmehyaOFZ8yr7acSFrBeUvkA0XlDN6 - https://recordcrash.com/tbiy/thebabyisyou.htm -Has Track Art: false Cover Artists: - Astroliner Color: '#c89d96' @@ -18,8 +17,12 @@ Art Tags: - John - Karkat - Dave +Additional Files: +- Title: Official Lyrics + Files: + - lyrics for queer dicks.txt Commentary: |- - <i>Sanctferum:</i> + <i>Jonah "Sanctferum" Paley|[[artist:jonah-sanctferum-paley|Sanctferum]]:</i> (<i>From the Homestuck Sound Test 4/13/2017 Edition release notes:</i>) Simultaneously the worst fucking thing Toby Fox has ever made and his magnum opus that even Undertale cannot surpass, even mentioning this legendary trash opera on the now-defunct MSPA forums was grounds for a ban. Warning: Contains male pregnancy (mpreg), heavy implications of underage sex, implications of incest, time travel, a clip of Karkat saying "MMMMMMMMMMM" that was used in the Act 6 Act 6 Act 1 opening flash, vore, the answer to the Ultimate Riddle, and other absolutely awful shit that has no business being in the Sound Test, or indeed, anywhere. Listen at your own risk, if you dare... --- @@ -37,7 +40,7 @@ Duration: 0:43 URLs: - https://youtu.be/KSHPZp33vv4 Referenced Tracks: -- track:showtime-original-mix +- Showtime (Original Mix) Lyrics: |- (JOHN: Hi I'm John Egbert, and I tell you about my rock opera that's totally like— OH MY GOD DAVE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE GROUND WRITHING IN PAIN. DAVE: Nothing- nothing John, just ignore me I'm not <big>PREGNANT</big>! @@ -60,28 +63,50 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/BtCsf7tFBIQ Referenced Tracks: - Throguh Song -Lyrics: "I was sittin' around, in the middle of the night\nAll bored with nothin'\ - \ to do\nI called up a friend, he put some stuff in my end\nI taught him a hundred\ - \ different ways to screw (Oh Dave!)\nI conksunked his boots, touched his imigrants\n\ - The chips had just started to fall\nNow after that night, I was given a fright\n\ - A babytummy shaped like a ball \n<big>Damn John!</big>\n\nI'm havin' a baby\ - \ and the baby is you!\nI'd birth my best friend it's true! (Oh no!)\nI'm havin'\ - \ a baby and the baby is you!\nKoalababies up the avenue!\nI'm havin' a baby and\ - \ the baby is you!\nMy ovaries are out the wazoo! (Oh no!)\nI'm havin' a baby\ - \ and the baby is you!\nYou're gonna come out my hoohoo\n\n(JOHN: But how is that\ - \ possible?\nDAVE: I don't know, such is the magic of Skaia! He entered all of\ - \ my... seven gates.\nJOHN: Ohh, ohhh...\nDAVE: He touched me John.\nJOHN: Meow\n\ - DAVE: He prototyped my Medium.\nJOHN: Ohh...\nDAVE: And now my kernelsprite is...\ - \ rich with data... and now.... YOU'RE THE BABYYYYY!\nJOHN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\n\ - DAVE: OPEN WIIIIDE\nJOHN: OOOOOO—\nWha- what the fuck FL Studio? [laughter])\n\nYou're\ - \ havin' a baby and the baby is you! (You're havin' a baby and the baby is me!)\n\ - I'd birth my best friend it's true!\nI'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! (You're\ - \ havin' a baby and the baby is me!)\nKoalababies up the avenue!\nI'm havin' a\ - \ baby and the baby is you! (Havin' a baby and the baby is me!)\nMy ovaries are\ - \ out the wazoo!\nI'm havin' a baby and the baby wears shoes!\nBabies, babies,\ - \ babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies\ - \ [Babeatboxing]\nWahoo!\n\n(oooOOOooo, police sirens, police sirens, oooOOOooo,\ - \ oooOOOooo...)" +Lyrics: |- + I was sittin' around, in the middle of the night + All bored with nothin' to do + I called up a friend, he put some stuff in my end + I taught him a hundred different ways to screw (Oh Dave!) + I conksunked his boots, touched his imigrants + The chips had just started to fall + Now after that night, I was given a fright + A babytummy shaped like a ball + <big>Damn John!</big> + + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! + I'd birth my best friend it's true! (Oh no!) + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! + Koalababies up the avenue! + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! + My ovaries are out the wazoo! (Oh no!) + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! + You're gonna come out my hoohoo + + (JOHN: But how is that possible? + DAVE: I don't know, such is the magic of Skaia! He entered all of my... seven gates. + JOHN: Ohh, ohhh... + DAVE: He touched me John. + JOHN: Meow + DAVE: He prototyped my Medium. + JOHN: Ohh... + DAVE: And now my kernelsprite is... rich with data... and now.... YOU'RE THE BABYYYYY! + JOHN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO + DAVE: OPEN WIIIIDE + JOHN: OOOOOO— + Wha- what the fuck FL Studio? [laughter]) + + You're havin' a baby and the baby is you! (You're havin' a baby and the baby is me!) + I'd birth my best friend it's true! + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! (You're havin' a baby and the baby is me!) + Koalababies up the avenue! + I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! (Havin' a baby and the baby is me!) + My ovaries are out the wazoo! + I'm havin' a baby and the baby wears shoes! + Babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies [Babeatboxing] + Wahoo! + + (oooOOOooo, police sirens, police sirens, oooOOOooo, oooOOOooo...) --- Track: bootes Duration: '1:47' @@ -168,7 +193,9 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/o3rJTGHgYTk Referenced Tracks: - Lose Yourself +- rose pragnant - track:miracles-icp +- bootes Sampled Tracks: - rose pragnant - bootes @@ -271,7 +298,7 @@ Lyrics: |- I'm the king of everything under the sun I'm just like Parappa except I like hot dog buns - I'm gonna [[track:beatdown-strider-style|Beatdown]] your butt, I'll [[track:contention-vol4]] your face + I'm gonna [[Beatdown (Strider Style)|Beatdown]] your butt, I'll [[track:contention-vol4]] your face I'll eat all the babies in the human race (JOHN: Why would Bro say something like that? @@ -300,6 +327,8 @@ Contributors: Duration: '1:30' URLs: - https://youtu.be/jCfE_6pTN8A +Referenced Tracks: +- rose pragnant Sampled Tracks: - rose pragnant Lyrics: |- |