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diff --git a/album/songs-for-sad-trolls.yaml b/album/songs-for-sad-trolls.yaml index 19e864ac..fdf71f49 100644 --- a/album/songs-for-sad-trolls.yaml +++ b/album/songs-for-sad-trolls.yaml @@ -676,66 +676,6 @@ Color: '#db00db' Commentary: |- <i>PhemieC:</i> ([SoundCloud commentary](https://soundcloud.com/hamsters/ugly-story)) Homestuck filk. An Eridan Ampora fansong I recorded with a sore throat and a headache, don't ask me why...but I kind of like the result. -Lyrics: |- - I'm a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip - And I have a friend I pity, quite a bit - She said, “Grab your gun, let’s have some fun, share with me your perigees - I have responsibilities, I cannot run - - “I do not wish the death of any living thing - I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen - And put an end to slaughter, but until then I’m keen - On staking clam to land and sea and everyfin between” - - I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules - But when have angels ever helped me yet? - And magic isn’t real and anyway it doesn’t matter - 'Cause no matter what I conjure it could not help me deflect - - The angry death of every hopeful thought - That I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not - In someone's spider web, or net I could be caught - But I’m too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot - - So what do you want me to say? Sorry? - Should I apologize when you ignore me? - I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely - Or to be hatched into an ugly story - - I'm a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares - But then I guess I bored them both to death - And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces - Better yet, invent a brand new method of ascension - - I’m impressed, you’ve managed to survive - But rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive - 'Cause when they get a hold of us, we’ll all be batter-fried - And I’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sides - - So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying - Any chance of getting back on your good gills - And I don’t mean to be hurtful, but if yellow's the new purple - Well, then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think I will - - I used to wish the death of every living thing - I might be your killer but you’ll never be my queen - So put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams - I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems - - That I am just pathetic, I won’t be overlooked - I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook - I’ve made a manifesto, I’ve been bested by a crook, but never more - I’m planning on reclaiming what he took - - So what did you want me to say? Sorry? - Should I apologize when you ignore me? - I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely - Or to be hatched into an ugly story - To be hatched into an ugly story - Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory - - I'm a prince and I live in a ship - I'm a prince and I live in a ship --- Track: Save You Duration: '5:08' |