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diff --git a/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml b/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ef0ffe4 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,1962 @@ +Album: More Homestuck Fandom +Has Cover Art: false +Has Track Art: false +Has Track Numbers: false +Groups: +- Additional Tracks +Color: '#6c75f5' +--- +Group: Fanmusic from the official team +--- +Track: A Baby Legend - The Baby is 2 +Directory: a-baby-legend +Artists: +- Toby Fox +Duration: '1:37' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/j_AHimPxR40 +Referenced Tracks: +- A History of Babies +Lyrics: |- + A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS AGO...<br>far in the depths of paradox space<br>a new lifeform is about to be created<br>one whose origin is as enigmatic as the glimmer of a musclebeast's teat + some are carried in by storks<br>some are recreated from paradox slime<br>others appear wet out of their best friend's magical nonexistent vagina + but regardless of how these beings may be formed<br>they all come into the world with a special force:<br>one called + LOVE + this is the story of one man's search for love and truth<br>in a universe forgotten by time + the story of those fearful creatures<br>those that we call + <big><big><i>BABIES</i></big></big> +Commentary: |- + <i>Toby Fox:</i> + Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I actually finished the second album. +--- +Track: Aradia's Theme (Pre-Death) +Artists: +- Toby Fox +Duration: '2:06' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4deATGJcM4A +Commentary: |- + <i>Niklink:</i> + Unofficial name. If I recall correctly, I gave it that name for the Homestuck Sound Test because when [[group:toby-fox]] shared the track on his Tumblr, he shared it alongside a picture of Aradia (and nothing else to identify the song with), almost certainly the [[media:misc/aradias-theme-pre-death.png|same picture I used as track art for the song]] in the first versions of the Sound Test. +--- +Track: Before Before the Beginning +Artists: +- Robert J! Lake +Duration: '5:23' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUu2xzFJX3U +--- +Track: Calliope +Artists: +- Malcolm Brown +Duration: '1:08' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kjVPw8-zy4 +Referenced Tracks: +- Lupus Mortis Aeternae +- English +--- +Track: Catscratch +Artists: +- Toby Fox +Duration: 0:31 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4vXf3-PFo +--- +Track: Chaotic Frenzy +Artists: +- Thomas Ferkol +Duration: '2:27' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=19078 +--- +Track: Clockwork Apocalypse +Artists: +- Thomas Ferkol +Duration: '1:39' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1d8iai1Wlk +Referenced Tracks: +- Clockwork Melody +--- +Track: Daywalker ~Rise~ +Directory: daywalker-rise-contest +Artists: +- Catboss +Duration: '5:17' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/catbossstudio/daywalker-rise +Commentary: |- + <i>Catboss:</i> + DEBUNK + <hr> + The last of my three entries to the Homestuck Music Contest, the other two being [[Guns Blazing]] and [[Vodka Mutiny]]. + A song for Kanaya, this song is - in my opinion - the weakest contender of the lot. Daywalker nonetheless marks my first attempt at using real audio in a song - I recorded the flute performance myself. Unfortunately, my playing, recording, and production are definitely not up to snuff, honestly. Given that it was recorded with a terrible laptop mic, with a player who hadn't played in a long while (me), I suppose that was honestly no surprise. + However, I love both the harp and flute melodies in this song. It was a blast to play, and I'd definitely think about using them again at some point in the future. +--- +Track: Double Midnight +Artists: +- Toby Fox +Duration: 0:21 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un7k0l8p12U +Referenced Tracks: +- Liquid Negrocity +- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew +Sampled Tracks: +- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew +Lyrics: |- + Make her a member of the Midnight Crew! + Make her a member of the Midnight Crew-Midnight Crew! + M-m-m-make her-the Midnight (Cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-cr—) Midnight, Midnight + Make her a-make her a-make her-night Crew-night Crew! + Home with the milk in the morning +--- +Track: Eridan's Theme...? +Directory: eridans-theme-question-mark +Artists: +- Nick Smalley +Duration: 0:42 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssFYgPWL6AI +Lyrics: |- + Eridan is not that great you need to shut up now + Even though you think he's great, he is really not + You all think he's really great, even though he's not + You think he should have his song, here it is right now + Eridan is not that great and he does not deserve a theme + + Oh, Nick Smalley guitar solo +--- +Track: Exploring the Depths of Sburb +Artists: +- Thomas Ferkol +Duration: '4:20' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Exploring%20the%20Depths%20of%20Sburb.mp3 +--- +Track: Five-Four Stress +Artists: +- Buzinkai +Duration: '1:22' +URLs: +- https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/242553 +--- +Track: Flare (Green Sun Remix) +Artists: +- Clark Powell +Duration: '4:08' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/plazmataz/flare-green-sun-remix +--- +Track: Flight of the White Wolf +Artists: +- Malcolm Brown +Duration: '4:45' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh_h8aJVfBU +Referenced Tracks: +- Rex Duodecim Angelus +- Cascade (Beta) +- track:dissension-original +--- +Track: Flow +Artists: +- Solatrus +Duration: '6:26' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=9580 +--- +Track: Four Kids and a Game They Play Together +Artists: +- Robert J! Lake +Duration: '2:51' +URLs: +- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/four-kids-and-a-game-they-play-together +--- +Track: Ham And Steak +Artists: +- Malcolm Brown +Duration: '8:24' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqT3gaihbPE +- https://soundcloud.com/dragonxvi/ham-and-steak-unused-homestuck-music +Referenced Tracks: +- Rex English +- Calliope +- You're So Rad +- Unite Synchronization +- Homestuck Anthem +- track:showtime-original-mix +- track:doctor +--- +Track: haunt +Artists: +- Andrew Hussie +Duration: '2:33' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE7K28JkDVk +Commentary: + <i>Niklink:</i> + This track is also known as 'Hussjam' in the current iteration of the Homestuck Sound Test. +--- +Track: Hawkeye +Artists: +- Toby Fox +Duration: '1:05' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTk4m0S63Sg +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Hawkeye.mp3 +--- +Track: HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT +Artists: +- Robert J! Lake +- Paul Henderson (VA) +Duration: '1:09' +Referenced Tracks: +- Freefall +Sampled Tracks: +- Creata +- Beatup +- Moonsweater +- THIS Pumpkin +- Aggrievocation +- Feel (Alive) +- Freefall +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jusfjbsO_qY +Lyrics: |- + (IT'S ME, KARKAT, THE-THE HOMESTUCK MA-TH-THE GUY FROM HOMESTUCK YEAH THE YEAH THE-THE-THAT GUY I-IT'S KARKAT HAVE YOU LISTENED TO HOMEST- AAH YOU LISTEN TO UM THE-THE-VO-VOLUME TEN HAVE YOU HEARD OF VOLUME TEN? IT'S HERE! UH CLICK THAT- NOPE-NOPE IT'S GONE- NO CLICK IT- NO- THERE- NO- THERE IT IS- NO IT'S GONE- OH YEAH THERE CLICK CLICK IT! OKAY THAT-THAT BOX THERE CLICK THA- CLICK THAT BOX, THAT BOX RIGHT THERE UH, CLICK IT I'M KARKAT Y-YOUR FAVORITE- I'M-I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF HOMESTUCK I C- I CREATED HOMESTUCK I'M UNDERTALE MY NAME IS KARKAT LISTEN, TO THIS-) + (IT'S GOT UHM, y'know what fuck it it's fine this is bullshit anyway IT'S GOT UH, ALSO EH-THIS-) + (ALL OF THESE) + (CLICK IT AND BUY IT, DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO IT, UH BUY IT AND-AND BURN A CD AND TH-THROW THE CD ON THE GROUND AND SPIT ON IT AND THEN BUY IT AGAIN AND THEN TELL YOUR MOM YOU WANNA MOVE OUT, JUST- I'M KARKAT, HEY UH HOMESTUCK VOLUME... IT'S SQUIDDLES TWO IT'S, IT'S VOLUME X, VOLUME TEN, IT'S THE NEW YEAH, DOT COM.) + (I'M KARKAT.) +Commentary: |- + <i>Paul Henderson:</i> + (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jusfjbsO_qY">Original video!</a>) +--- +Track: Isn't This "Is This the End?" Again? +Artists: +- Robert J! Lake +Duration: '2:16' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w1v1_4uwWA +--- +Track: Jadesprite +Artists: +- Toby Fox +Duration: '2:09' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdXvlsXlKOk +Referenced Tracks: +- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent +Commentary: |- + <i>Niklink:</i> + Unofficial name. If I recall correctly, I gave it that name for the Homestuck Sound Test because when [[group:toby-fox]] shared the track on his Tumblr, he shared it alongside a picture of Jadesprite (and nothing else to identify the song with), almost certainly the [[media:misc/jadesprite.png|same picture I used as track art for the song]] in the first versions of the Sound Test. +--- +Track: Jane's Dragon +Artists: +- Robert J! Lake +Duration: '1:16' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAG6_bycbYw +--- +Track: Long Night Ahead +Artists: +- Tensei +Duration: '4:21' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we8DQb_a2u4 +Commentary: |- + <i>Tensei:</i> + I’ll have to do some explaining for this one: I’ve been messing around with vertically layered music composition, and wanted to do something with problem sleuth (that OTHER mspaint adventure). Feel free to skip my blathering below and just listen to the music though! + + I always felt like PS was at least partially a callback to 90s point ‘n click adventure games along the lines of Grim Fandango, Day of the Tentacle, Monkey Island, Sam & Max, etc. so this song is intended to reflect that. If you imagine PS as a video game, this is the song that would play at the very start of the adventure while our heroes are messing around in their offices and getting caught up in all kinds of shenanigans. + + Now, the nice thing about PS is that the three main characters (Problem Sleuth, Pickle Inspector and Ace Dick) all have some strong themes that make it easy to come up with appropriate musical motifs. In fact, the three musical instruments that appear fairly early in the comic ( A trumpet, a clarinet and a tuba) all are pretty obviously intended as metaphorical representations of the three heroes, which means that as a composer I have my work cut out for me. + + The idea with vertical layering in this song is that depending on which of the protagonists is currently ‘on screen’, the theme uses different motifs and lead instruments: when more than one protagonist is on screen their motifs are played at the same time and combined. Normal playback methods don’t support this kind of interactive music (many game engines do, however), so this particular version is more of a proof of concept that just demonstrates the different layers and highlights how they interact. + + The first section after the intro belongs to Problem Sleuth. He’s the leader of the bunch, and to reflect his mario-esque all-around average strength, his motif is played on a muted trumpet in the middle register with a combination of short and sustained notes. + + After that we come to Ace Dick. His motif consists of short notes played on a tuba and backed by trombones and timpani to throw some appropriate weight around. + + Pickle Inspector goes third with sustained notes played in the higher register of a clarinet. He’s a bit of a loopy character so there’s some glockenspiel and a lot of chroma… chromatics? chromaticity? to give it a bit of whimsy + + The fourth loop combines the motifs of all three characters to demonstrate the interaction between layers when all three are present. The final loop is a variation on the Problem Sleuth motif with an added theremin and a delay effect on all the instruments to give it a ‘spacy’ sound: we’re entering the realm of imagination and the music becomes appropriately screwy. +--- +Track: Lupus Mortis Aeternae +Artists: +- Malcolm Brown +Duration: 0:32 +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=14121 +--- +Track: Mannequin +Artists: +- Perry Sullivan +Duration: 0:56 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAyPFa3nEK4 +--- +Track: Mother +Directory: mother-malcolm-brown +Artists: +- Malcolm Brown +Duration: '2:09' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/4AILbcNRy-k?t=2086 +Referenced Tracks: +- Black Rose / Green Sun +- track:aggrieve +- track:harlequin +--- +Track: Non Compos Mentis +Artists: +- Bill Bolin +Duration: '1:53' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANwj8Zm82bA +--- +Track: Patient +Artists: +- Toby Fox +Duration: 0:59 +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/HNdCAUpmXws +Referenced Tracks: +- track:doctor +--- +Track: Penumbra Phantasm +Artists: +- Toby Fox +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIq4GrMv96I +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdntMzdkFnk +--- +Track: Post-Apocalyptic Fedora +Artists: +- Thomas Ferkol +Duration: '2:58' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/eidolonorpheus/post-apocalyptic-fedora +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWHGEF_860 +Lyrics: |- + (Wardrobe largely incinerated. Family, deceased. Remaining garments, heavily wrinkled.) + + (Commencing search through rubble for steam press, loved ones.) +--- +Track: Pumpkin Tide (Acoustic Version w/ Chords) +Artists: +- Michael Guy Bowman +Duration: '2:54' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqnMFAVTLg +Referenced Tracks: +- Pumpkin Tide +--- +Track: Rex English +Artists: +- Toby Fox +Duration: 0:50 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTQo2rPvEzM +Referenced Tracks: +- Rex Duodecim Angelus +- English +Lyrics: |- + (HONK) +Commentary: |- + <i>Niklink:</i> + Unofficial name. <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20111110134032/http://fwugradiation.tumblr.com:80/post/12287015978">Archived link to the original Tumblr post.</a> +--- +Track: Ruins +Artists: +- Erik Scheele +Duration: '3:01' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=4987 +--- +Track: Sea of Derse +Artists: +- Erik Scheele +Duration: '2:48' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Sea%20of%20Derse.mp3 +--- +Track: Seer of Same-Color Scalemate Combos +Artists: +- Alex Rosetti +Duration: '1:16' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/albatrosssoup/seer-of-same-color-scalemate-combos +Referenced Tracks: +- The Lemonsnout Turnabout +--- +Track: Shooting Star +Artists: +- Hilary Troiano +Duration: '1:23' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Shooting%20Star.mp3 +--- +Track: Skaia Voyages +Artists: +- Seth Peelle +Duration: '1:12' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Skaia%20Voyages.mp3 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:sburban-jungle +- track:showtime-piano-refrain +- track:skies-of-skaia +--- +Track: Skaian Shuffle +Artists: +- Clark Powell +Duration: '4:16' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Skaian%20Shuffle.mp3 +Referenced Tracks: +- Skaian Skuffle +--- +Track: Song for Rose Lalonde +Artists: +- Robert J! Lake +Duration: '4:25' +URLs: +- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/song-for-rose-lalonde +--- +Track: The Ballad of Jack Noir +Directory: the-ballad-of-jack-noir-original +Artists: +- Toby Fox +Duration: '2:47' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqKvmyPhUf8 +Lyrics: |- + Greetings, useless peons + You've done terrible so far + Treading venom pools for eons + Suffering with no scar + + Mercy everlasting + Hiding who you are + Welcome to the dark side + My name is Jack No... + Iiiiir! + + I'm the overlord of badass + The shadow magic priest + Chosen ones cry out for mother + Of trouble you're the least! + + I really hate these stupid hats + And that stupid king + That overarching monarch + Can shove something up his thing + + (GRAVEYARD STUFFERS) + Oh yeah, they call me Jack Noir + You might think that I'm the star + When really there's a dad who makes me glad + I haven't had the pleasure, yes to treasure + This saturnine existence + 'Tween these fenestrated walls + + Goodbye, useless peons + You were horrible in life + Jumped off the galleon + 'Thout so much as a Strife + [[track:archagent-everlasting|Archagent everlasting]] + I'll tear the sky ajar! + + Goodnight everybody + My name is Jack- oh + My name is Spades- no! + My name is Jack Noir! + + My name (My name is) + Jack Noir (Name is Jack) + (WHOP!) +Commentary: |- + <i>Toby Fox:</i> + I really wish I was better at singing homogenously hahahaha + + Seriously considering a third person vocal arrangement for a jazz band + + Also I didn't know noir wasn't two syllables so this song is kind of ruined for me hahaha +--- +Track: The Undying +Artists: +- James Dever +Duration: '1:28' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=26954 +--- +Track: The Uranian +Artists: +- James Dever +Duration: 0:47 +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=27042 +Referenced Tracks: +- The Undying +--- +Track: Where making this hapen +Artists: +- David Ko +Duration: 0:28 +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Where%20making%20this%20hapen.mp3 +--- +Track: You're So Rad +Artists: +- Malcolm Brown +Duration: '2:12' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y5c-6-11eU +Referenced Tracks: +- track:crustacean +--- +Group: Other fanmusic +--- +Track: Calming Quartz (Beta) +Artists: +- PoisonedElite +Duration: '2:13' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/poisonedelite/calming-quartz-beta/s-2FvRp +Referenced Tracks: +- Land of Quartz and Melody +Commentary: |- + <i>PoisonedElite:</i> + The first Version of Calming Quartz, my song for the album Xenoplanetarium, a Homestuck Fan Album. I wasn't happy with this version so I redid the entire song. This song references Land of Quartz and Melody by Thomas Ferkol. +--- +Track: Character Theme for Dirk Strider +Artists: +- WindlessZephyr +Duration: '3:06' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db2MA-7geC4 +--- +Track: Chucklevoodoo Waltz +Artists: +- Elodie Cunningham +Duration: '2:40' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/chemicalwordsmith/chucklevoodoo-waltz +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_3j1erEwFE +Referenced Tracks: +- Purple Tyrant +--- +Track: Conflict! +Artists: +- Emelia K. +Duration: '1:07' +URLs: +- https://redditstuckmusic.bandcamp.com/track/conflict +--- +Track: DAVE STRIDER'S COOL MIXTAPE +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Duration: '4:23' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/serialsymphony/dave-striders-cool-mixtape +Referenced Tracks: +- licord nacrasty +- The Sock Ruse +Sampled Tracks: +- The Sock Ruse +--- +Track: '[S] Dirk: Unite Synchronization (WITH LYRICS)' +Artists: +- toucanSandwiches +Duration: '2:55' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osPRQThfC1E +Referenced Tracks: +- Unite Synchronization +Lyrics: |- + Yo, I was out for a while + Cuz the red miles, Squarewave, get inside my sylladex + Gotta fix shit now with a freestyle + My team's a mess and it's all up to reflex + + Shit's kinda typical but this'll be mighty difficult cuz additional syllables + Got a long road to hoe so let's go now acrobatic fucking pirouette + + C'mon I gotta go faster + Yo, I'm a blur, colored alabaster + Got that Crockercorp sendificator + Absurd, I'm like my own flight simulator + Zoom, speedyquick like my diction + Do flips and shit, I'm twistin' + Don't even care who's list'nin' + Brace for impact I'm liftin'— + Off, and I'm not even sweaty + Though if I were, what I'd need'd be a towel + Hey, yo, Sawtooth are you ready? + Here comes a cruxite dowel (Nice catch!) + + Did I mention that I did this 'cause I gotta build speed, I'm relentless + Gotta penchant, gotta mighty need like an engine, end of sentence; cool re-entrance + + (Yes.) + (Fuck, yes.) + (Hell, fucking, yes.) + + Oh + Damn, a dead Roxy sans grave + Yo Squarewave, take care of this place + Now I know it's odd, but I gotta snog + So go ahead and say it (Yeah dogg!) + Dude, that's hella gay + But hey I can't complain cuz the rogue is awake + That's one down, two to go, or one + If Roxy finds a way to partake + (She won't. She's straight.) + + Fuck it, gotta move, Squarewave, see ya later + Runnin' out of time, livin' on a prayer, got my + Bucket and my Crockercorp sendificator + Now as they say it's all gone pear shaped + There's no other way + So decapatation is my escape + Goodbye Squarewave, ja mata ne (<i>see you later</i>) + + Yo, I'm back, did I miss shit? + No I didn't, this attempt is kinda pathetic + Doof, bitch, out the way + Daddy Dirk is taking care of liplocking with Jane + Looks like everything is okay + One step left and we're headed to Jake + Ya better hold on, because this thing is so fast + Holy shit I'm cool + + (Did I tell you how cool I am? Cuz I am so fucking awesome.) + (It's time for [Unintelligible]) + Grab on to my fucking skateboard, I'm so + Cool, I saved the day, you're welcome watch this + Cool shit that I set up earlier it's no + Big deal, wait I lied it's actually the coolest thing ever! + (Sup.) +--- +Track: Eclipse +Directory: eclipse-svert +Artists: +- Gryotharian +Duration: '3:07' +URLs: +- https://svertofficialsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/track/eclipse +--- +Track: Friendsim 2 Prologue End Fanfare +Artists: +- Funk McLovin +Has URLs: false +Commentary: |- + <i>Niklink:</i> + The four fanfares used in the different endings for [[album:friendsim-2-volume-1|Friendsim 2's]] prologue are variations on the same motif. Since they were all released simultaneously, we don't currently know the exact relationship between them, but in the meantime this track entry ensures they appear as being related to each other. +--- +Track: Game Hypothesis +Artists: +- Cerulean +Duration: '2:01' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Gaem%20Theor.mp3 +Referenced Tracks: +- Science Blaster +- track:megalovania-undertale +--- +Track: Heir of Grief Sax Cover +Directory: heir-of-grief-sax-cover-youtube +Artists: +- subversiveasset +Duration: '3:57' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bQvjdx8cbo +Referenced Tracks: +- track:heir-of-grief +Commentary: |- + <i>subversiveasset:</i> + (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bQvjdx8cbo">Music video!</a>) + + As we near the end of Homestuck, please listen to this cover of [[artist:tensei|Joren "Tensei" de Bruin's]] "[[track:heir-of-grief|Heir of Grief]]" on saxophone. + + Since its beginning on April 13, 2009, Homestuck has accumulated over 8000 pages and 800,000 words and numerous characters. With End of Act 6's flash [S] Collide, the final act has begun. It's hard to believe that on April 13, 2016, the entire journey will be over. + + EQUIPMENT (it doesn't require the best!)<br> + Instrument: Conn 24M Alto Saxophone<br> + Mouthpiece: JodyJazz HR 6M<br> + Ligature: Rovner C1RL MK III<br> + Reed: Vandoren Java 2<br> + + Mic: Blue Yeti<br> + Camera: Canon EOS SL1/100D + + DAW: Reaper<br> + Video Editing Software: Adobe Premiere Pro CC +--- +Track: Homestuck Title Screen +Artists: +- MK_97 +Duration: '8:28' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_kGx5RikYA +Referenced Tracks: +- track:skies-of-skaia +--- +Track: I Am An Island +Artists: +- PhemieC +Duration: '4:49' +URLs: +- https://phemiec.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-an-island +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGZnTC9kTLw +Lyrics: |- + I am an island, no man is an island but me + I reach out my leaves, and skillfully touch them to sea + I ship out a boat made of hope on the waves and watch as it slips below + I am an island, a island that nobody knows + (...I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) + + I am an island, no man is an island but I'm not a man + (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) + I was raised by an ocean of creatures and brands + (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) + I give what I can of, the fruits and flowers that bloom on my skin + (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) + But when loneliness knocks, she lets herself in + (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) + + Islands don't sink, the water just rises around us + Just think, someone out there is watching the stars + But they're not the same as ours, some say they're already dead + And the light's only on in your head + + I am an island, no man is an island but me + (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) + I warm all my sands by the pyre of my family tree + (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) + I took to the tundra, I climb every mountain and fight every monster I can + (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) + To run from that long burning fire, my friend + (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) + + I am an island, no man is an island but I'm not a man + (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) + And messages in bottles feel like battering rams + (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) + In my head I'm a beacon (In my head I'm a beacon), a pinprick of potential birthed out of nothing but blue + (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) + And the light that I signal, it's shining for you + (I am an island, I am an island, oh, oh, oh) + + Islands of love, we just want somebody to touch us + Just 'cause we are distant doesn't mean we are lost + We are where we are, and whenever a visitor docks + And is stranded, it means we are not + + You and I have something in common, I will try to share my island (You and I are islands) + You and I are sinking in tandem, miles apart in every direction (You and I are islands) + You and I are treading this current, both of us are doomed for certain (You and I are islands) + You and I are our own now, maybe we'll wash up on solid ground (You and I are islands) + You and I are islands + You and I are islands + You and I are islands + You and I are islands + + Islands of fate, lately I feel the tides shifting + They're bringing us closer together to stay + The waters are rippling, a new world is taking it's shape + And tonight, our Pangaea awaits +--- +Track: It Looks Back +Artists: +- Scorpyus +Duration: '4:57' +URLs: +- https://svertofficialsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/track/it-looks-back +Referenced Tracks: +- Revnan's Theme +--- +Track: Karkalicious +Artists: +- Superspecks! +Duration: '4:52' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWcb2pdgZTc +Referenced Tracks: +- Fergalicious +Lyrics: |- + (Four, tres, two, uno) Four, three, two, fuck you + + Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic + Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics! + + Karkalicious definition, makes Terezi loco + She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo + Dyin' just to know the flavor, I ain't doin' HER no favors + No reasons why I tease her flush just comes and goes like seasons + + I'm Karkalicious (So delicious) + No I don't do kismesis + And if you read any fanfics + All that shit is fictitious + + I blow kisses (Mwah!) + Don't matter if we're just moirails + Trolls be lining down the veil + For a chance to fill a pail (Four, three, two, fuck you) + + So delicious (Super sweet) + So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) + So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece of me) + I'm Karkalicious (Li-li-li-li-like candy, candy) + + Karkalicious def- + Karkalicious def- + Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic- + + Karkalicious definition, makes the shippers crazy + Nepeta's always squealing cutesy pet names like Karkitty + I'm the K to the A, R K the A the T + And the MAJORITY of pairings had better include me + + I'm Karkalicious (So delicious) + My body stays vicious + All the highbloods feelin' nervous + 'Cuz I'm doing some fitness + + Zahhak's my witness + Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail + And he'll be needing all the towels + 'Cuz I'mma make him sweat pails (Four, three, two, fuck you) + + So delicious (Super sweet) + So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) + So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece of me) + I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up! Check it out) + + Baby, baby, baby + If you really want me + Honey get some patience + Maybe then you'll get a taste + + I'll be tasty, tasty + I'll be laced with lacey + It's so tasty, tasty + It'll make you crazy + + T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty + T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty + D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S + To the D, to the E, to the, to the— I'll just spell it out for you! + + All the time I turn around trolls gather round, always sniffin' at me wanna guess the color of my blood + I just wanna say it now I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know + And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome + But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell + + Terezi says I smell delicious (So delicious) + No I don't do kismesis + And if you read any fanfics + All that shit is fictitious + + I blow kisses (Mwah!) + Don't matter if we're just moirails + Trolls be lining down the veil + For a chance to fill a pail + + (Four, three, two, fuck you) My body stays vicious + Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business + Nepeta's my witness (Meow!) I'll even let her first ship sail + Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail + + So delicious (Eridan, see) + So delicious (You can trust me) + So delicious (I'll help you be) + I'm Karkalicious (Li-li-li-like candy, candy) + + It's so delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay) + So delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay) + So delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay) + I'm Karkalicious (She says my blood is like candy, candy) + + T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty + T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty + T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty + T to the A, to the— to the— to the— to the— + + To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S + To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S + To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S + To the D to the E, to the— now wait just a motherfucking second! + + (Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the very end of the song? I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell TASTY. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something? What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing? He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore? Fuck this shit, I quit!) +--- +Track: Keep your head down, Rustblood! [Sax Cover Story] +Artists: +- subversiveasset +Duration: '3:42' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOgdcxskZpc +Referenced Tracks: +- Keep Your Head Down +- Rustblood +Commentary: |- + <i>subversiveasset:</i> + (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOgdcxskZpc">Music video!</a>) + + Rustbloods, unite! Do not be content to keep your head down with this sax cover of [[artist:james-roach|James Roach]] & [[artist:toby-fox|Toby Fox]]'s "[[track:keep-your-head-down|Keep your head down]]" and "[[track:rustblood|Rustblood]]". + + This cover story was surprisingly difficult to do. Hiveswap (the long awaited sidequest for the Homestuck series) is very new, so there's a real possibility of spoiling things -- and this is especially the case since there are folks who are already familiar with Homestuck and folks who are not. + + This cover story could be like the prequel to the events of Hiveswap, maybe. Or at least, an imagining of something that could fit there. + + ►EQUIPMENT◄<br> + 🎷 Instrument : Conn 24M Alto Saxophone<br> + Mouthpiece: JodyJazz HR 6M<br> + Ligature: Rovner C1RL MK III<br> + Reed: Vandoren Java 2 + + 🎤 Mic: Electro Voice RE-20<br> + 📷 Camera: Canon EOS SL1/100D + + 🎛️ DAW: Reaper<br> + 🎞️ Video Editing Software: Adobe Premiere Pro CC +--- +Track: Overlook +Artists: +- Cerulean +Duration: '3:16' +URLs: +- https://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/overlook +--- +Track: Revnan's Theme +Artists: +- Gryotharian +Duration: '2:26' +URLs: +- https://svertofficialsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/track/revnans-theme +Referenced Tracks: +- Your Fear Is On My Mind (Instrumental) +--- +Track: Sburban Resolution +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Duration: '2:50' +URLs: +- https://actomega.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-resolution +Referenced Tracks: +- track:sburban-jungle +--- +Track: Shut Me Down +Artists: +- Tamara Fritz +Duration: '4:31' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/totalspiffage/shut-me-down +- https://totalspiffage.tumblr.com/post/35440956885/shut-me-down-a-song-for-brobot-download-i +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTVzX-Jv3Rw +Lyrics: |- + Metal joints and moving parts + Radioactive, glowing hearts + Send a code to change my mind + No control, no way to fight + + I've been told what feelings are + And the ones to show + A splinter of my other self + How close, we'll never know + Shut me down, take me out + Take these wires and burn them out + Code me to break you, tell me to die + Take my uranium, let the sparks fly + Let my power run out + Take my heart and shut me down + + Just a puppet to my code + Quiet kind of binary ode + Still I'm here, and I still feel + I'm trapped inside a cage of steel + + I've been told what feelings are + And the ones to show + A splinter of my other self + How close, we'll never know + Shut me down, take me out + Take these wires and burn them out + Code me to break you, tell me to die + Take my uranium, let the sparks fly + Let my power run out + Take my heart and shut me down + + I'm so cold + Thirty seconds left before I explode + Will I feel it when I die + Will I wonder why + + Shut me down, take me out + Take these wires, burn them out + Code me to break you, code me to break you + Code me to break you, code me to tell me to— + Shut me down, take me out + Take these wires, burn them out + Code me to break you, tell me to die + Take my uranium, let the sparks fly + Let my power run out + Take my heart and shut me down + + Shut me down + Shut me down +--- +Track: Synchronize +Directory: synchronize-fansong +Artists: +- Broadway Aradia +Duration: '2:12' +URLs: +- https://seven-lilies.tumblr.com/post/26866607185/synchronize-a-dirk-strider-fansong-lily-well +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXDZhUZ26pA +Lyrics: |- + Beneath a smoldering sky crisscrossed with veins + I rise from our ashes and I take the reins + I won't allow this blood to stain + I will rise + + I will not let us fall apart + For what's a prince without his heart + I'll play it fast I'll play it smart + Synchronize + + And I'll escape the miles + And I'll make Roxy smile + I'll save the day in style + + And we'll survive + You know if you guys die well that deprives + Me of my heart and my spirit and my Strider stride + And I ain't quite willing to lose all that tonight + So let's fly + + Ship my head over to Jake for our very first kiss + And I hadn't really planned that to go like this + The volcano erupts he hears violins + Lips meet mine + + And I'll escape the miles + And I'll make Roxy smile + I'll save the day in style + + And we'll survive + Because a prince wakes up + When you tear him apart + Hurt my friends and break my heart +--- +Track: The Engineer +Artists: +- Aradia Jones +Duration: '3:42' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/aradia-jones/the-engineer-a-dirk-strider-1 +Lyrics: |- + Gears spinning inside your head, silently + Maybe make a body out of lead if you're ready and + Lost inside a shell just a little bit proud of your genes + But blood and breath and bones aren't as helpful as they seem so + + Build yourself a suit of armor + Encase the heart that still beats fast + Tighten screws and loosen wires + And build a soul not made of glass + + It's an easy process if you're not seeing + Tear yourself apart and pick up all the pieces + Put 'em all back together with life and hope + But you lost those 400 years ago + + An easy process if you're not believing + There's a virus in your system but the trojan is deceiving + And you find that you'd do anything, anything + If your heart said go and do anything, oh + + Running throughout every vein, electricity + And you're running out of fuel but you'll repair yourself at sea + Talking to the ghost you can barely see + But they left you all with nothing, but nothing's all you need so + + Build yourself a suit of armor + Encase the heart that still beats fast + Tighten screws and loosen wires + And build a soul not made of glass + + It's an easy process if you're just seeing + Tear yourself apart and pick up all the pieces + Put 'em all back together with life and hope + But you lost those 400 years ago + + An easy process if you're not believing + There's a virus in your system but the trojan is deceiving + And you find that you'd do anything, anything + If your heart said go and do anything + + Well now the record broke, it's your time to shine + But the gear's are off beat and you forgot the rhyme + So let's bring it all back, do it one more time + + Gears spinning inside your head, silently + Running throughout every vein, electricity + So build yourself a suit of armor + Encase the heart that still beats fast + Tighten screws and loosen wires + And build a soul not made of glass +--- +Track: The Paradox Paradigm +Artists: +- Jack McMenamin +Duration: '3:14' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/The%20Paradox%20Paradigm.mp3 +--- +Track: Vast Error +Artists: +- dbnet18 +Duration: '4:08' +URLs: +- https://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/vast-error-2 +--- +Track: Wind Waker +Artists: +- Levc +Has URLs: false +--- +Track: White King +Artists: +- Demographerist +Duration: '2:45' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6NrArPldZo +Referenced Tracks: +- track:sburban-jungle +--- +Group: From the Cool and New Music Team +--- +Track: 暗闇の中の光 +Directory: light-in-the-darkness +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Duration: '7:45' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/splitsuns/light-in-the-darkness +Referenced Tracks: +- Voidlight +Commentary: |- + <i>SplitSuns:</i> + ...When the hell did I get 100 followers?? I give my thanks to all of you for listening to my shitty music, haha. + This is one of my tracks for the CaNMT's almost-vaporware all-vaporwave album, CANWAVE 3. In its current iteration it's a take on 2814's sample-free approach to the vapor aesthetic through ambient and techno albums such as 新しい日の誕生 and Rain Temple. It's one of my most complex songs yet and it took a lot of work to make, but the end result is something very awe-inspiring, even to me. + (Originally this song was a straight-up cover of Voidlight that was much more laid-back and repetitive, but I scrapped it in favor of this version. Maybe I'll upload that old version somewhere along the line.) +--- +Track: A Very "O" Christmas +Artists: +- TirantBacon +- Bambosh +- Wheals +- Cecily Renns +Contributors: +- greenTetrahedron (vocals) +Duration: '6:41' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-very-o-christmas +Referenced Tracks: +- We Are Number One +- track:megalovania-undertale +Lyrics: |- + A shining light so bright on the Internet + Wriggling with shittiness ever so said + Made by a man who is golly damn right + I'm talking to you [[artist:o|o]] on behalf of the web site + + And when you see us shit out crappy complete guaranteed + A musical shitfest that only I can plead + We want to say thanks for making it right when it's wrong + And making it mostly sometimes wrong when it is right + + So relax yourself, you deserve it of course + Thinking of everything you made in retrospective discourse + Or should I say [[artist:o|o]] course because the F is paid to respect + When obviously what else would you even expect + + Happy holidays, I hope you get gifts higher than the high you even have be in order to be that guy + When a guy like you comes right around it so often looked like a mystery, a riddle, wrapped in a... TV + So when I say thanks, and on behalf of us all, we mean it well, I mean look at it all + With all the memes accumulating as one, we wanna say thanks a ton for being there to answer our prayers + While the Huss man eats his toblerone, and the internet gives him swears + + (Hey uh... drop a beat, [[artist:tirantbacon|Tirant]].) + (Mmm. Mm-mm-yeah, that's— that's a nice beat. Okay, here we go.) + Every day when I open the link to Homestuck + I always feel a little-little twinge, a little twinge of conksuck + But now the [[artist:o|o]] man's come to answer our prayers + He's fresher than the fucking Fresh Prince of Bel-Air + + Updating his brand new comic, as cool as he can be + Showing the absolute fuck out of that hack called Hussie + So what I'm saying [[artist:o|o]], is that I appreciate your flavour + And that you'll now be known + As the Homestuck reader’s saviour + (Mm.) + + They say it's a Homestuck sequel + This shit's even tighter than Prequel + Even if you're as furry as [[artist:svix|Svix]] + Cool and New make the perfect mix + Even [[artist:bill-bolin|Bolin]] in his confessional + Admits there is none more professional + And the Scottish composer [[artist:malcolm-brown|Malcolm]] + Weeps at this writing smoother than talcum + Every morning with my bacon + I'll go and salt alongside [[artist:makin|Makin]] + Now it seems my salt is gone + Cured, perchance, by [[artist:o|o]] and Jhon + [Unintelligible] + + (Here's some... uh quality content from [[artist:cecily-renns|JohnJMemes]].) + + Hey! + We're Cool and New, hey! + We're Cool and New! + + Now listen closely + Here's a little lesson for webcomics + This is going down as the best gimmick + If you wanna be like [[artist:toby-fox|Toby]] Cool and New + You have to catch Andrew Hussie on the cue + + Just follow my memes, and shit around + Be careful not to post those leaks + + (ARG) + (No, don't post that!) + + We're Cool and New, hey! + We're Cool and New! + We're Cool and New! + + (Hahaha!) + Now look at this song, that I have made + When I hit play, be ready to quake! + (Random screaming.) + Uh, let's try something else + + Now watch and learn, here's the deal + You slip and slide on this banana peel! + (Hahaha ha ha ha... ha.) + + Hey! + + We're Cool and New, hey! + + (How long can he go on like this?) + (I don't know. He's never tried to sing Cool and New Web Comic version... entire concept parody [Unintelligible]) + + We're Cool and New, hey! + + We're Cool and New! + + We're Cool and New, hey! + + We're Cool and New! + We're Cool and New! + We're Cool and New, hey hey! + + (We are Cool and New... we are number one.) + + (Back to [[artist:tirantbacon|Tirant]].) + Okay that was silly + And I kind of admit these doritos are getting + Kinda chilly (Hot you dunkass!) + + Our appreciation for this webcomic is more than Cool and New + That's right [[artist:o|o]] we're still talking to you + It's about an ignited fixation of concentration causation + That results in the fiery blazin' of fandom inflation + Without the Cool and New, our thoughts of it all would be way past due + And our interested infested uh re-rearranged contested ideas got molested + By a man with all the fame and bold calamity + And then taken over by lame and old insanity + A wicked tyrannity + + And it makes people say + [[artist:o|o]] my god + + [[artist:o|o]], reading off the script right now + I think you're the guy that everyone knows how + The-here's-you're... dude who's made a lot of shit come true + And you're rocking the shitfest that is Cool and New + So when I say thanks, I mean it well + Ju-judging by the fact that we're pretty much still here lel + Near enough it's been amazing adventure + And even when Cool and New Web Comic's ended it will be quite the quencher + Goodbye, I hope you have a Merry... Merry Halloween + And from everyone on the Cool and New Web Comic, um, Music Team, we wish you all the best! + (Thank you for Cool and New Web Comic! You're great dude! Goodnight.) +Commentary: + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + - "once a pon u time" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]] + - "Epik rap" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]] + - "THE O RAP" by [[artist:bambosh|Bambosh]] + - "middle rap" with lyrics by [[artist:wheals|wheals]] and vocals by [[artist:greentetrahedron|greenTetrahedron]] + - "We are Cool and New" by [[artist:cecily-renns|JohnJRenns]] + - "Lats rap" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]] + + (It's a parody of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLcp9uTVh3M">a very hussie christmas</a>, by toby fox) +--- +Track: Bad Radio +Artists: +- Interrobang +Duration: '2:47' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bad-radio +Referenced Tracks: +- Connection Scrambled +Lyrics: |- + [MUDA MUDA MUDA] +--- +Track: Connection Scrambled +Artists: +- Griever +Duration: '4:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/connection-scrambled +Referenced Tracks: +- Stay in Touch +- The Stains of Time +Sampled Tracks: +- I Can't Believe You've Done This +- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure +- Jontron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtgRBjEZp0 +- Arrested Development S01E02 +- Kid Screaming At Black Ops PART 2 +- Shadow the Hedgehog +- The Office S05E09 +Lyrics: |- + (Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.) + + (Oh my God!) + (Oh shit!) + (Oh, no!) + (Oh, no!) + (Shit!) + (I don't like where this is going.) + Wash away the anger (Oh my god, we're having a fire! ...Sale. Oh, the burning!) + Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain + The droplets falling gently down on the terrain (Oh, no!) + Wash away the sorrow all the stains of time + (That's right, get noscoped!) But there’s no memory it’s only dry inside (Get noscooooooped!) + + (Oh, no!) (It's the Nutshack!) In the mud and sinking deeper + (Oh, no!) (It's the Nutshack!) Into a peaceful life + And it will come (It's the Nutshack!) (Oh shit!) Like a flood of pain + Pouring down on me (Oh my God!) (It's the Nutshack!) + + And it will not let up + Until the end is here (Son of a bitch!) + And it will come through the darkest day (Smoke weed everyday!) + In my final hour + And it will never rest until the clouds are clear (You're going straight to hell!) + Until it finds my dreams have disappeared + + [MUDA MUDA MUDA] [ORA ORA ORA] + + (NOO GOD! NO. GOD. PLEASE. NO. NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!) + (Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.) +--- +Track: CONTACT +Artists: +- Difarem +Duration: 0:41 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2GjJiciFro +Referenced Tracks: +- Touchdown +--- +Track: Contact Established +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Duration: '2:09' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact-established +Referenced Tracks: +- Sunset Over Bright Future +- Mayor Maynot +Sampled Tracks: +- Mayor Maynot +Lyrics: |- + May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may + May yor may may yor yor + May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may + May yor may may yor yor + + May may may may yor may +--- +Track: Contact Established (Unused Vocal Mix) +Artists: +- XenoZane +Duration: '2:09' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact-established-unused-vocal-mix +Referenced Tracks: +- Contact Established +- Crank That +- X Gon' Give It to Ya +- The Nutshack Intro +- Snow halation +- Yo Home to Bel-Air +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- Gangnam Style +Sampled Tracks: +- yeah come on +Lyrics: |- + (Yuu) + X gon' give it to ya (What?) + Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) + Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real + With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel + Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) + But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) + Damn right, and I'll do it again (Yeah) + 'Cause I am light so I gots to win (Uh, uh, uh) + + Phil's from the soul, Jack's from the P.I + Horatio the Horat so big-eyed + Tito Dick, "Dickman" baby + He reaised Phil and loves the ladies + + Jack is cool and he's lazy, he's still learnin' + Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin (Ooh.) + Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah (Week-ah!) + Phil's homegirl, God Jack wanna keep her + + But it's not happenin' neither (No), shake it like a seizure + Hold on, let me spark this, take a breather (Yeaaah-hahah!) + Breathe the reefer in my lungs + I got grapes, what you watching— + + Todokete (<i>Ring out</i>) + Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (<i>Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?</i>) + (May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may) + + Now this is a story all about how + My life got flipped turned upside down + And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there + I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air + (May yor may may yor yor) + + In West Philadelphia born and raised + On the playground is where I spent most of my days + Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool + And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school + (May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may) + + When a couple of guys who were up to no good + Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood + I got in one little fight and my mom got scared + And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" + (May yor may may yor yor) + + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + Op, op, op, op, op, op, op, op, op op op op op op (May may may may yor may) +--- +Track: Contra +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Duration: '1:02' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contra +Referenced Tracks: +- Versus +--- +Track: Cool and New Music Team +Artists: +- MrMush +Duration: '0:49' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-music-team +Referenced Tracks: +- Mush X Makin +Sampled Tracks: +- Mush X Makin +Lyrics: |- + (Great, uhh there's good parts of the fandom and then there's this. I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun. Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like w-wh-w-w-wha-what if we made, what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some... real stuff? Naaaaaah.... naaah... nah, I like memes. Alright, fine.) +--- +Track: Die. +Artists: +- Mathias Ramalho +Duration: '2:56' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/die +--- +Track: feeling cool and new +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Duration: '2:18' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feeling-cool-and-new +Referenced Tracks: +- saoidfisd +- Cool and New Music Team +Sampled Tracks: +- saoidfisd +- Cool and New Music Team +- feeling right +- Love Taste +Lyrics: |- + (I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun.) + + [Sampled vocals from "feeling right" by Moe Shop] + + (I want your everything, every single part of you) + (If you think you can fuck with me, you're going to lose) + (I want to taste your love, anything you want to do) + (And I'll kill you if you try to run, you're mine and mine alone) + + [Heavily glitched] + (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) + (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) + + (Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some real stuff? Nah, I like memes. Alright.) +--- +Track: First Contact +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Duration: '1:55' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/first-contact +Referenced Tracks: +- CONTACT +--- +Track: Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental) +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Duration: '1:56' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Gunshow%202%20Theme%20%28Instrumental%29.mp3 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:explore +--- +Track: Intro +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Contributors: +- Bambosh (narration) +Duration: '3:07' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intro +Referenced Tracks: +- The Star-Spangled Banner +- Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental) +Lyrics: |- + (The year is 2020. President Trump has led our nation into one of the worst econonic recessions in the history of the Earth. Imigrants are pouring through the southern border. Just look at that chaos! If you thought the econony was bad with Obana in charge, think again! And not only has Trump destroyed the country, but he's running for re-election! His challenger? Representative Cory Booker from New Jersey. It's up to the intrepid Jhon Ebgret to make his way to the White House and assassinate the president, evil Trump, so that he can finally have Cory in the House! Is he a bad enough dude to off the President of the United States himself? Don't turn that dial! It's... CANWAVE TWOOOOOO!) +--- +Track: In the Beginning +Directory: in-the-beginning-canwc +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Duration: '1:26' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/in-the-beginning +Commentary: |- + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> + alternative name ; Proto-CONTACT +--- +Track: its time +Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Duration: 0:42 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-time +--- +Track: Mayorlovania +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Duration: '2:40' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mayorlovania +Referenced Tracks: +- Ultralovania +Sampled Tracks: +- Mayor Maynot +Lyrics: |- + [Mayor Maynot samples set to Megalovania] +--- +Track: Midnight Suffer +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Duration: '2:26' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/maxy3/midnight-suffers +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-suffer +Referenced Tracks: +- track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir-original +Sampled Tracks: +- I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew +Lyrics: |- + (Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!) +--- +Track: Moshi Moshi? +Artists: +- Cryptanark +Duration: '2:21' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-moshi +Referenced Tracks: +- Bad Radio +--- +Track: Muse of Nanchos +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Duration: '2:13' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/muse-of-nanchos +- https://soundcloud.com/cookiefonster-archive/shecka-jef-muse-of-nanchos +--- +Track: OutRun +Artists: +- Cerulean +Duration: '2:09' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48O8tLXpEDQ +Referenced Tracks: +- onestop +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +--- +Track: saoidfisd +Artists: +- Gordian +Duration: '3:52' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/saoidfisd +Referenced Tracks: +- track:when-you-are-old-canwc +- Ground Theme (Super Mario Bros.) +- Penumbra Phantasm +--- +Track: Slamdown +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Duration: '1:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/slamdown +Referenced Tracks: +- Smackdown +--- +Track: Smackdown +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Duration: 0:42 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/smackdown +Referenced Tracks: +- track:beatdown-strider-style +--- +Track: Stay in Touch +Artists: +- Wheals +Duration: '2:11' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stay-in-touch +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjFavm2I9o8 +Referenced Tracks: +- The Connection +- Do You Remem8er Me +--- +Track: Sunset Over Bright Future +Artists: +- Cerulean +Duration: '2:09' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunset-over-bright-future +Referenced Tracks: +- OutRun +- First Contact +--- +Track: The Connection +Artists: +- Kusoro +Duration: '2:30' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-connection +Referenced Tracks: +- Contact Established (Unused Vocal Mix) +- track:beatdown-strider-style +- track:showtime-original-mix +- track:MeGaLoVania +- track:doctor +- track:sburban-jungle +- Lotus +- Cascade (Beta) +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- track:skies-of-skaia +- track:explore +- track:endless-climb +- Penumbra Phantasm +- Rex Duodecim Angelus +- Liquid Negrocity +- track:aggrieve +- Virgin Orb +--- +Track: timeshit +Artists: +- Difarem +Duration: 0:55 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/timeshit +Referenced Tracks: +- its time +--- +Track: Touchdown +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Duration: '1:49' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/touchdown +Referenced Tracks: +- track:in-the-beginning-canwc +--- +Track: Ultralovania +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Duration: '2:41' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultralovania +Referenced Tracks: +- track:megalovania-halloween +--- +Track: Unintentional Anime (Piano Version) +Artists: +- dbnet18 +Duration: '3:04' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unintentional-anime-piano-version +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oKi4oxr2KU +Referenced Tracks: +- Unintentional Touhou +--- +Track: Unintentional Touhou +Artists: +- Cryptanark +Duration: '3:04' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unintentional-touhou +Referenced Tracks: +- Liquid Negrocity +- Oppa Toby Style +--- +Track: when you are old +Directory: when-you-are-old-canwc +Artists: +- Kal-la-kal-la +Duration: '1:55' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/when-you-are-old +Referenced Tracks: +- timeshit +- track:when-you-are-old +Lyrics: |- + When you are old and grey and full of sleep + And nodding by the fire, take down this book + And slowly read, and dream of the soft look + Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep + + How many loved your moments of glad grace + And loved your beauty with love false or true + But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you + And loved the sorrows of your changing face + + And bending down beside the glowing bars + Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled + And paced upon the mountains overhead + And hid his face amid a crowd of stars +--- +Group: From the Paradox Music Team +--- +Track: All Alone +Artists: +- Rainy +Duration: '4:17' +URLs: +- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/all-alone +--- +Track: Blankest Stare +Artists: +- Pascal van den Bos +Duration: '3:06' +URLs: +- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/blankest-stare +--- +Track: D--> Break the Bow +Artists: +- Baleish +Duration: '3:33' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucxp9CZWEdI +--- +Track: Brobot Scrimmage +Artists: +- Pascal van den Bos +Contributors: +- Funk McLovin (trumpets) +Duration: '2:16' +URLs: +- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/brobot-scrimmage +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBic0tJpok +Referenced Tracks: +- track:heir-of-grief-collide +--- +Track: Distortion Navigator +Artists: +- Baleish +Duration: '4:14' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y-MXug_oA4 +--- +Track: Dwelling Among the Dream Bubbles +Artists: +- Pascal van den Bos +Duration: '3:03' +URLs: +- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/dwelling-among-the-dream-bubbles +--- +Track: Fate of the Heir +Artists: +- Rowyn Berlan +Duration: '2:39' +URLs: +- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/fate-of-the-heir +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrwpRVvPaKk +Referenced Tracks: +- The Blind Prophet +--- +Track: Gentle Heat +Artists: +- Braiden Brian +Duration: '2:57' +URLs: +- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/gentle-heat +Referenced Tracks: +- Darling Dolorosa +--- +Track: Good Morning, Dirk +Artists: +- Pascal van den Bos +Duration: '2:09' +URLs: +- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/good-morning-dirk +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tozc5YQFpW4 +--- +Track: Heart Beat +Artists: +- Pascal van den Bos +Duration: '2:49' +URLs: +- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/heart-beat +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj_gN138rd4 +Referenced Tracks: +- Moonsetter +- Dark Necessities +Sampled Tracks: +- Starsky & Hutch +Lyrics: |- + (Maybe there's something we can do to make your stay a little more comfortable. Nice transistor radio for your cell maybe?) + (No.) + (How about a TV?) + (Tell you what. I do like your blond friend here. Lemme see your belly button.) + (Wh-no. What— let's go, come on.) + (Noooo, nononono!) (No, listen— no, no! I'm not gonna—) + (Oh, eureka!) +--- +Track: Jittery Optimist +Artists: +- Pascal van den Bos +Duration: '2:13' +URLs: +- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/jittery-optimist +Sampled Tracks: +- them meows +--- +Track: Miasmic Decay +Artists: +- Rowyn Berlan +Duration: '3:34' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvmxWizEJNM +--- +Track: More Real than Kraft Mayo +Artists: +- FrostyMac +Duration: '2:21' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_-P6O_n1co +--- +Track: Rematch +Artists: +- Pascal van den Bos +Duration: '2:15' +URLs: +- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/rematch +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3MhvkhUXz8 +--- +Track: Snowfall +Artists: +- Rainy +Duration: '6:25' +URLs: +- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/snowfall +Referenced Tracks: +- Diamond Dust +--- +Track: Spritely Gardener +Artists: +- Rainy +Duration: '3:41' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOyg1dtrTgI +Referenced Tracks: +- Jadesprite +- Blue Atom +- Softly +--- +Track: Temporal Virtuoso +Artists: +- Pascal van den Bos +Duration: '2:29' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GalZ7f-Sc2o +Referenced Tracks: +- Cascade (Beta) +- Time on My Side +--- +Track: Vexation +Artists: +- Rowyn Berlan +Duration: '3:40' +URLs: +- https://potatoboss.bandcamp.com/track/vexation +--- +Track: Windwielder +Artists: +- Baleish +Duration: '4:35' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwwOH0qy9o +Referenced Tracks: +- track:doctor |