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@@ -1005,10 +1005,105 @@ URLs:
 - https://youtu.be/Vo7tZPGX9Sg
 Cover Artists:
 - Ngame
-Art Tags:
-- Snowman
 Referenced Tracks:
 - Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix)
+- Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix; CaNon edit)
+Sampled Tracks:
+- Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix)
+- Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix; CaNon edit)
+- Rice Bucket Challenge
+- Toney Burger Activity Center
+- BBC Nightly Stews
+- 20 Questions
+- That's For Cats
+- Mr. Dishwasher
+Lyrics: |-
+    (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.)
+
+    (My name is Sheriff Toney Burger Stootzman, I will eat MY BROTHER Marvin in one minute, and then my copy of the live-action Super Mario Brothers movie on DVD will be buried alive.)
+
+    (I'm THINKING of a number. Between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720. I'm THINKING of a number. Between 450 and 850. Do you know what it is? It happens to be 720. Which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number I'm thinking. Is between 450 and 850.)
+
+    (It's a single atom!) (Oh my God!)
+
+    Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning
+    Those colorful enchanting little specks
+    They make my taste buds spring to life without the slightest warning
+    In a way they never do when I eat Chex
+
+    Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast I've been cravin'
+    I shove 'em by the fistful in my trap
+    They got vitamins and nutrients and even riboflavin
+    And make Cocoa Puffs look like a bowl of crap
+
+    Yeah Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are a breakfast taste sensation
+    They're tiny tasty munchable and sweet
+    I'd like to start a bloody war and build a Pebbles nation
+    And murder every other breakfast treat
+
+    And the gallows will sway through the night
+    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+    All cereals bow down in fright
+    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+    Sycophants and cowards flee
+    From Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+    Captain Crunch on bended knee
+    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+
+    The balance of the world's askew
+    But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+    Promise revolutions new
+    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+    What cereal 'mongst other things
+    But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+    Stays crunchy in the blood of kings?
+    It's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+
+    (My compulsive masturbation, Sullivan! You and me, and my erectile dysfunction, Sullivan! Then I paint all the surfaces of the eggs, Sullivan! It's a mirror collage, Sullivan! DETROIT! THE PASTA CITY! The place was Russia. The year, was 1917. You're under arrest! Just kidding! I now have two complete sets of human teeth
+    in
+    side
+    my
+    head.)
+
+    Bow, man
+    Mimimichael (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
+    Bo-bobo-bobo-bowman (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
+    I-i-is (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
+    Mi-chael-Bow-man...
+
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+
+    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
+    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
+    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
+    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
+    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
+    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
+    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
+    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
+
+    (I'll just, stop doing all that.)
+
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD FUN!
+
+    (I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox!)
+
+    (That was the plan, to give you a— seven hundred and twenty— and you got one. Bada-bing, bada-boom, baby!)
 Commentary: |-
     <i>Ngame:</i>
     For those not in the know, Michael Guy Bowman is one of the most iconic people associated with Homestuck. You may remember him as the composer of [[track:sburban-jungle|Sburban Jungle]], one of the comic's most iconic songs, the angelic voice that captivated your ears in [[How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version)]], or maybe even as the "face of the fandom" for his famous Homestuck videos and convention appearances.