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--- a/album/homestuck-vol-7.yaml
+++ b/album/homestuck-vol-7.yaml
@@ -8,9 +8,10 @@ URLs:
 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL42042A1D4689C9E0
 Cover Artists:
 - Homestuck
+Track Art File Extension: png
 Color: '#b536da'
 Groups:
-- Official
+- group:official
 Art Tags:
 - Dave
 - Rose
@@ -18,7 +19,7 @@ Art Tags:
 - Green Sun
 Banner Artists:
 - Homestuck
-Banner Dimensions: 1100x158
+Banner Dimensions: 1100x140
 Banner File Extension: png
 Wallpaper Artists:
 - Homestuck
@@ -27,10 +28,41 @@ Additional Files:
 - Title: Album Credits
   Files:
   - Vol 7.txt
+- Title: Bandcamp Banner and Background
+  Files:
+  - banner.jpg
+  - bg.jpg
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Andrew Hussie:</i> ([MSPA news post](https://web.archive.org/web/20110714053512/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/), excerpt)
+
+    <b>Two Albums</b>
+
+    Homestuck Volume 7: At the Price of Oblivion, and... [[album:mobius-trip-and-hadron-kaleido|a solo album by Michael Guy Bowman called Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido]]
+
+    Volume 7 is pretty self explanatory. Contains many songs from the story, plus a bunch of other great new ones. I say this every time, but this is now the best HS volume. AND IT KEEPS BEING TRUE EVERY TIME I SAY IT.
+
+    <i>Homestuck:</i> ([Bandcamp credits blurb](https://web.archive.org/web/20110603145524/https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-vol-7-at-the-price-of-oblivion))
+
+    Music by:<br>
+    [[artist:malcolm-brown]]<br>
+    [[artist:michael-guy-bowman]]<br>
+    [[artist:clark-powell|Clark 'Plazmataz' Powell]]<br>
+    [[artist:kalibration|Robert Blaker]]<br>
+    [[artist:toby-fox|Toby 'Radiation' Fox]]<br>
+    [[artist:alex-rosetti|Alexander Rosetti]]<br>
+    [[artist:erik-scheele|Erik 'Jit' Scheele]]<br>
+    [[artist:tensei|Joren 'Tensei' de Bruin]]<br>
+    [[artist:thomas-ferkol|Thomas 'EidolonOrpheus' Ferkol]]<br>
+    [[artist:robert-j-lake]]<br>
+    [[artist:curt-blakeslee]]<br>
+    [[artist:buzinkai|George Buzinkai]]<br>
+    [[artist:mark-j-hadley|Mark Hadley]]
 ---
-Group: Main album
+Section: Main album
 ---
 Track: Black Rose / Green Sun
+Additional Names:
+- Black Rose, Green Sun (earlier MSPA credit)
 Artists:
 - Malcolm Brown
 Duration: '3:18'
@@ -44,6 +76,15 @@ Art Tags:
 - Rose
 - Horrorterrors
 - Green Sun
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Macabre
+Sheet Music Files:
+- Title: Sheet music by Quaddy
+  Files:
+  - 'Black Rose, Green Sun - Quaddy.pdf'
+- Title: Piano score by Quaddy
+  Files:
+  - 'Black Rose, Green Sun - Quaddy (piano score).pdf'
 Commentary: |-
     <i>Malcolm Brown:</i>
     So it's the music forum discussion, and there's talk about albums representing each of the kids and discussions on what the styles would be. Some are obvious (like say, Dave) and some are offering a bit more discussion. It comes to Rose and there's a degree of uncertainty, and I suggest that it'd be veering into classical, offering up Saint-Saëns "Dance Macabre" as an example of the sort of thing I'd expect, and then set out to whip something up.
@@ -66,10 +107,21 @@ Art Tags:
 - Rose
 - 'cw: blood'
 Referenced Tracks:
-- track:chorale-for-jaspers
+- Chorale for Jaspers
 - Rex Duodecim Angelus
 - Black Rose / Green Sun
-- track:aggrieve
+- Aggrieve
+Sheet Music Files:
+- Title: Piano score by arachnidCalibrator
+  Files:
+  - 'At The Price of Oblivion - arachnidCalibrator (piano score).pdf'
+MIDI Project Files:
+- Title: MIDI by IronInvoker47 (piano)
+  Files:
+  - 'At The Price of Oblivion - IronInvoker47 (piano).mid'
+- Title: MIDI by Unknown
+  Files:
+  - 'At The Price of Oblivion - Unknown.mid'
 Commentary: |-
     <i>Malcolm Brown:</i>
     The name comes from a line of Rose's during Act 5 while discussing her options of survival with Doc Scratch:
@@ -93,7 +145,21 @@ Art Tags:
 - Rose
 - LoLaR
 Referenced Tracks:
-- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
+- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
+Sheet Music Files:
+- Title: Piano score by Purple1222119
+  Files:
+  - 'Even in Death - Purple1222119 (piano score).pdf'
+- Title: Violin score by Caustic
+  Files:
+  - 'Even in Death - Caustic (violin score).pdf'
+MIDI Project Files:
+- Title: MIDI by IronInvoker47 (piano)
+  Files:
+  - 'Even in Death - IronInvoker47 (piano).mid'
+- Title: MIDI by Unknown
+  Files:
+  - 'Even in Death - Unknown.mid'
 ---
 Track: Terezi Owns
 Artists:
@@ -108,7 +174,20 @@ Art Tags:
 - Terezi
 - Pyralspite
 Referenced Tracks:
-- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
+- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
+- Crystalanthemums
+MIDI Project Files:
+- Title: MIDI by Unknown (piano)
+  Files:
+  - 'Terezi Owns - Unknown (piano).mid'
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Angela Sham:</i> (alternate artwork, [Tumblr](https://guzusuru.tumblr.com/post/4813339872))
+
+    Terezi: Engage justice mode. And also stay in the redglare costume for the rest of a while ok, ok.
+
+    <img src="media/misc/terezi-owns-alt.jpg" width="300">
+
+    <small>#i like my coffee like i like my justice #covered in bees</small>
 ---
 Track: Trial and Execution
 Artists:
@@ -155,9 +234,15 @@ Art Tags:
 - Gamzee
 - 'cw: blood'
 Referenced Tracks:
-- track:harlequin
+- Harlequin
+MIDI Project Files:
+- Title: MIDI by Unknown (piano)
+  Files:
+  - 'The Carnival - Unknown (piano).mid'
 ---
 Track: Spider8reath
+Additional Names:
+- Spiderbreath (quirk-free)
 Artists:
 - Tensei
 Duration: '2:44'
@@ -171,15 +256,19 @@ Art Tags:
 Referenced Tracks:
 - Spider's Claw
 - Heir Conditioning
+MIDI Project Files:
+- Title: MIDI by Tensei (original composer)
+  Files:
+  - 'Spider8reath - Tensei.mid'
 Commentary: |-
     <i>Tensei:</i>
-    Alright, as requested, I’ll do some indepth commentary on already released Homestuck songs, starting off with Spider8reath.
-    Now, you may have heard this from me before, but Vriska is HANDS DOWN the most fun character to write music for. It’s hard to exactly pinpoint the reason for this, but something about her character just invites badass pentatonic blues riffs, squealing guitars and shrill horns all over the place.
-    Really, when you pick it apart, this song is actually very simple at its basis, containing a pretty typical blues progression, and the constantly repeated guitar/bass riff which is introduced right at the start and then just keeps on going ( dadada DA dada DA dada dada dadadada, it’s really fun to sing along actually!)
-    The horn section actually adds the bulk of the songs ‘gravy’, providing lots of switch-ups, sometimes playing in unison with the main riff, sometimes splitting up and providing countermelodies or underlining the harmonized guitars. It was also by far the hardest part to write because I had literally no previous experience with brass writing, but I got some great feedback from other music team members.
-    Actually part of the reason that it was so hard to implement is probably because the song was already more or less ‘done’ before I thought of putting in a few brass stabs here and there. Then as I was writing the brass became more and more of a foreground element, and that’s how Spider8reath became the screamy shrill funfest that it is now.
-    People who said that the exposed guitar solo at the start reminded them of Van Halen were totally right, because the song ‘Eruption’ was more or less a direct inspiration for it. I think it turned out really well, and it serves as a great intro to the song!
-    Really though, the main inspiration for this song simply comes from building on the previous Vriska songs that Radiation did. While the brass was a new, spur-of-the-moment addition, the guitar riffs and melodies were always supposed to be reminiscent of stuff like Spider’s Claw, Killed by Br8k Spider and MeGaLoVaNia. People definitely seem to associate this song with Vriska too now, so mission accomplished I guess?
+    Alright, as requested, I'll do some indepth commentary on already released Homestuck songs, starting off with Spider8reath.
+    Now, you may have heard this from me before, but Vriska is HANDS DOWN the most fun character to write music for. It's hard to exactly pinpoint the reason for this, but something about her character just invites badass pentatonic blues riffs, squealing guitars and shrill horns all over the place.
+    Really, when you pick it apart, this song is actually very simple at its basis, containing a pretty typical blues progression, and the constantly repeated guitar/bass riff which is introduced right at the start and then just keeps on going ( dadada DA dada DA dada dada dadadada, it's really fun to sing along actually!)
+    The horn section actually adds the bulk of the songs 'gravy', providing lots of switch-ups, sometimes playing in unison with the main riff, sometimes splitting up and providing countermelodies or underlining the harmonized guitars. It was also by far the hardest part to write because I had literally no previous experience with brass writing, but I got some great feedback from other music team members.
+    Actually part of the reason that it was so hard to implement is probably because the song was already more or less 'done' before I thought of putting in a few brass stabs here and there. Then as I was writing the brass became more and more of a foreground element, and that's how Spider8reath became the screamy shrill funfest that it is now.
+    People who said that the exposed guitar solo at the start reminded them of Van Halen were totally right, because the song 'Eruption' was more or less a direct inspiration for it. I think it turned out really well, and it serves as a great intro to the song!
+    Really though, the main inspiration for this song simply comes from building on the previous Vriska songs that Radiation did. While the brass was a new, spur-of-the-moment addition, the guitar riffs and melodies were always supposed to be reminiscent of stuff like Spider's Claw, Killed by Br8k Spider and MeGaLoVaNia. People definitely seem to associate this song with Vriska too now, so mission accomplished I guess?
 ---
 Track: Lifdoff
 Artists:
@@ -189,12 +278,12 @@ URLs:
 - https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/lifdoff-2
 - https://youtu.be/8NvMi8GJKUM
 Cover Artists:
-- Stevie
+- Stevie Borbolla
 Art Tags:
 - John
 - Skaia
 Referenced Tracks:
-- track:showtime-original-mix
+- Showtime (Original Mix)
 Commentary: |-
     <i>Malcolm Brown:</i>
     Name's fairly obviously a reference to SB&HJ And also the bit where John's car takes off, as the song is a reference to.
@@ -209,13 +298,18 @@ URLs:
 - https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/awakening-2
 - https://youtu.be/ss0NXbwO_Xs
 Cover Artists:
-- Devin H-S
+- Raizor
 Art Tags:
 - John
 - Consorts
 - LoHaC
 Referenced Tracks:
 - track:ruins
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Raizor:</i> ([Tumblr](https://raizor-blog.tumblr.com/post/6033364753/i-fixed-this-up-a-bit-its-nicer-now))
+    I fixed this up a bit.
+    It's nicer now.
+    <img src="media/misc/awakening-full.gif" width="375">
 ---
 Track: Havoc To Be Wrought
 Artists:
@@ -227,13 +321,27 @@ URLs:
 Cover Artists:
 - Left
 Art Tags:
-- Equius
+- The Expatriate
 Commentary: |-
-    <i>Thomas Ferkol:</i>
-    Havoc to be Wrought was spawned from an idea for a short story I had in my mind about a man climbing the old bell tower of an abandoned church investigating strange sounds that had plagued a small town, only to be forced into a confrontation with the “King of Owls” once he reaches the top, and ending with the KoO cutting the bell rope that the man clung to and screeching in the night.
-    Things changed though.
-    Once I had actually started writing and refining it, I decided to change its message, from a mad owl thing to the mysterious demon in the troll’s session which had been recently mentioned in the comic (I wrote this sometime in Fall 2010).  Also, yes, that is why there is distorted owl screeches at the end, although they were more meant to evoke the horrorterrors crying out in pain than owls by the time it was finished.
-    Contains some very powerful organ and some great chord progressions, but also some structural choices I am not completely proud of, which remained in the piece until its release months and months later because the original Finale file crashed on me before I had a chance to save it.  So, rather than attempt reconstructing it, I went with what I had, and it stuck.
+    <i>Thomas Ferkol:</i> (composer, [Tumblr](https://eidolonorpheus.tumblr.com/post/15715289410/eidolons-other-commentary-whatsits), excerpt)
+
+    Havoc to be Wrought was spawned from an idea for a short story I had in my mind about a man climbing the old bell tower of an abandoned church investigating strange sounds that had plagued a small town, only to be forced into a confrontation with the "King of Owls" once he reaches the top, and ending with the KoO cutting the bell rope that the man clung to and screeching in the night.  Things changed though.  Once I had actually started writing and refining it, I decided to change its message, from a mad owl thing to the mysterious demon in the troll's session which had been [recently mentioned](https://www.homestuck.com/story/2606) in the comic (I wrote this sometime in Fall 2010).  Also, yes, that is why there is distorted owl screeches at the end, although they were more meant to evoke the horrorterrors crying out in pain than owls by the time it was finished.  Contains some very powerful organ and some great chord progressions, but also some structural choices I am not completely proud of, which remained in the piece until its release months and months later because the original Finale file crashed on me before I had a chance to save it.  So, rather than attempt reconstructing it, I went with what I had, and it stuck.
+
+    <i>Thomas Ferkol:</i> (composer, [YouTube comments](https://youtu.be/E7pBfnN7b1w))
+
+    Darkleer had no actual connection to my writing of the piece, was actually a Lord English in the outer ring piece. Someone choosing track art just thought he fit for some reason?
+
+    > WHAT IS THAT TERRIFYING SOUND?! The end of this song is freaking me out.
+    Barn Owl put through distortion. Possibly horrorterrors. Who knows, man, who knows..
+    > Well I have a stud horse (stallion), and this kind of sounds like him whinnying slowed down.
+
+    Barn Owl through distortion, was supposed to be horrorterror sounds, but the person gathering art for the album chose this picture.
+
+    > <p>considering it was originally written about lord english, i'd assume the vast honk?</p>
+    > <p><i>...(another commenter)...</i></p>
+    > <p>No? We HEAR it, and it's him saying honk, not random screaming that is supposedly a honk</p>
+
+    Been a while, but the noises are the horrorterrors being slaughtered
 ---
 Track: Play The Wind
 Artists:
@@ -244,10 +352,19 @@ URLs:
 - https://youtu.be/wR-NTkyJ0eg
 Cover Artists:
 - Suki
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
 Art Tags:
 - John
 - Jack Noir
 - Battlefield
+Sheet Music Files:
+- Title: Sheet music by Kyntello
+  Files:
+  - 'Play The Wind - Kyntello.pdf'
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Suki:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/lemoncotte/6059895866/lart-its-title-is-john-your-shoes-are-a?source=share))
+
+    L'ART  its title is "John your shoes are a horrible color yet endearing"  also I AM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE WITH THOSE AWESOME ARTISTS THERE????????
 ---
 Track: Rumble at the Rink
 Artists:
@@ -257,11 +374,31 @@ URLs:
 - https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/rumble-at-the-rink-2
 - https://youtu.be/Mpyny6XTDY8
 Cover Artists:
-- Stevie
+- Stevie Borbolla
 Art Tags:
 - Eridan
 - Gamzee
 - Equius
+Sheet Music Files:
+- Title: Sheet music by cctv
+  Files:
+  - 'Rumble at the Rink - cctv.pdf'
+MIDI Project Files:
+- Title: MIDI by cctv
+  Files:
+  - 'Rumble at the Rink - cctv.mid'
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Stevie Borbolla:</i> (full-size artwork, [DeviantArt](https://web.archive.org/web/20110601035040/http://stervi.deviantart.com/art/highbloods-202005942))
+
+    <b>highbloods</b>
+
+    <img src="media/misc/rumble-at-the-rink-full.png" width="300">
+
+    soooo regarding this 50s au, when i first posted that one doodle of greaser gamzee a while ago on tumblr, thought everyone was going to yell at me or something but @__@ pretty much the opposite happened!
+
+    and its reaaaaaally cool to have seen this au take off and see so many talented people drawing fanart of it based off my 'designs'?? it's been fun and i just wanna say thank you to everyone that participated cause it really makes me smile and jeez i don't really know how to properly express myself
+
+    i know some people hate it because they dont think its properly portraying the 50s, but if it WERE then people would be complaining about how offensive that would be to trivialize the bad parts about it using characters from a silly comic so uh, chill out and let people have fun okay
 ---
 Track: Let's All Rock the Heist
 Artists:
@@ -282,6 +419,14 @@ Lyrics: |-
     Like robbin' a bank at point blank<br>With a loaded gun, loaded with blanks<br>Unloading, cycling up in the air<br>Flinging backwards, overprepared
     Like robbin' a bank at point blank<br>With a loaded gun, loaded with blanks<br>Unloading, cycling up in the air<br>Flinging backwards, overprepared
     Like robbin' a bank at point blank<br>With a loaded gun, loaded with blanks<br>Unloading, cycling up in the air<br>Flinging backwards, overprepared
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Siins:</i> (full-size artwork, [Tumblr](https://siins.tumblr.com/post/4727531303/spent-the-most-part-of-my-evening-to-make-this))
+
+    spent the most part of my evening to make this look not like ass
+
+    and i probably poked the wrong eye out
+
+    <img src="media/misc/lets-all-rock-the-heist-full.jpg" width="300">
 ---
 Track: WSW-Beatdown
 Artists:
@@ -291,14 +436,18 @@ URLs:
 - https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/wsw-beatdown-2
 - https://youtu.be/-dusgXh-taQ
 Cover Artists:
-- Devin H-S
+- Raizor
 Art Tags:
 - Karkat
 - Underlings
 - LoPaH
 Referenced Tracks:
 - Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
-- track:beatdown-strider-style
+- Beatdown (Strider Style)
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Raizor:</i> ([Tumblr](https://raizor-blog.tumblr.com/post/5108985919/and-this-is-what-i-was-taking-a-break-from-its-a))
+    And this is what I was taking a break from. It's a gif by the way, though the moving part isn't really important... but I think you should click it anyway because tumblr resized it apparently \>:|
+    <img src="media/misc/wsw-beatdown-full.gif" width="375">
 ---
 Track: Earthsea Borealis
 Artists:
@@ -313,7 +462,7 @@ Art Tags:
 - Rose
 - Horrorterrors
 Referenced Tracks:
-- track:endless-climb
+- Endless Climb
 ---
 Track: Warhammer of Zillyhoo
 Artists:
@@ -330,6 +479,13 @@ Art Tags:
 Lyrics: |-
     Warhammer<br>Of Zillyhoo
     Warhammer<br>Of<br>Zillyhoo
+Sheet Music Files:
+- Title: Gregorian notation by BRPXQZME
+  Files:
+  - 'Warhammer of Zillyhoo - BRPXQZME (Gregorian).pdf'
+- Title: Modernized notation by Diminutive Calvin
+  Files:
+  - 'Warhammer of Zillyhoo - Diminutive Calvin (modernized).pdf'
 ---
 Track: Savior of the Dreaming Dead
 Artists:
@@ -342,8 +498,10 @@ Cover Artists:
 - Left
 Art Tags:
 - Dave
+- 'cw: blood'
+- 'cw: corpse'
 Referenced Tracks:
-- track:doctor
+- Doctor
 - Penumbra Phantasm
 Commentary: |-
     <i>Malcolm Brown:</i>
@@ -351,38 +509,45 @@ Commentary: |-
     The working title for this one was "Doctor on the Bridge", because the choir instrumentation at the start reminded me a bit of "The Bridge of Khazad-dûm" (the bit after Gandalf dies in the LOTR movie). The final product aimed at being a bit closer to the original SotWW so I gave it a kind of darker twist - "Dreaming Dead" worked quite well as a title and Homestuck concept (And kept the alliteration). The ending I like, it channels a bit of danger and kickass before ending rather uncertainly. I wasn't fully 100% on this one to begin with - There were parts I liked and parts I didn't - And it's not as faithful a 'Doctor/Waking World' homage as it could be... The mastering also isn't brilliant - Quite bass heavy in places.
     But. After it was used in Cascade, particularly with Rad's additions to the ending and generally going along to the animation of Jade Being Awesome and Universes Being Destroyed it's hard for me not to like it now - Particularly when the end cuts hit and everything's starting to head towards disaster. I don't think it's one of my best, and I would love to go back and try making it better, but I'm happy enough that it was used at one of the biggest moments in the comic, and still stands as a fairly harmless, simple and straightforward bit of music.
 ---
-Group: Bonus tracks
+Section: Bonus tracks
 ---
 Track: Maplehoof's Adventure
 Artists:
 - Michael Guy Bowman
+Contributors:
+- Tavia Morra (vocals)
 Duration: '3:01'
 URLs:
 - https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/maplehoofs-adventure-2
 - https://youtu.be/d-7SMRSvnv8
 Cover Artists:
 - Carla Bravo
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
 Art Tags:
 - Rose
 - Maplehoof
 ---
 Track: Sburban Reversal
 Artists:
-- Mark Hadley
+- Mark J. Hadley
 Duration: '3:51'
 URLs:
 - https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-reversal-2
-- https://youtu.be/oL3r83dPcMs
+- https://youtu.be/R-ujyDvr0ps
 Cover Artists:
-- Devin H-S
+- Raizor
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
 Art Tags:
 - Dave
 - Earth
 Referenced Tracks:
-- track:sburban-countdown
+- Sburban Countdown
 Commentary: |-
-    <i>Mark Hadley:</i>
+    <i>Mark J. Hadley:</i>
     Not long after I made Sburban Countdown, I made a version that rewinds back to the beginning again and called it 'Sburban Reversal', just in case it might be useful someday. Andrew ended up using part of it in act 2 except for the actual reversing part, but still credited it as 'Sburban Reversal', which had people asking me constantly after that if it's a real song. It wasn't really anything except for the reversing, so I eventually decided to extend it out to a full song. Since it was never actually fully in the comic, I recommended it as a bonus track.
+    <i>Raizor:</i> ([Tumblr](https://raizor-blog.tumblr.com/post/4736228505/dave-hurry-up-and-get-in-the-fucking-game))
+    \>Dave: Hurry up and get in the fucking game
+    <img src="media/misc/sburban-reversal-full.png" width="450">
 ---
 Track: White Host, Green Room
 Artists:
@@ -393,6 +558,7 @@ URLs:
 - https://youtu.be/oL3r83dPcMs
 Cover Artists:
 - Al Neun
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
 Art Tags:
 - Doc Scratch
 Sampled Tracks:
@@ -400,3 +566,9 @@ Sampled Tracks:
 - Cascade (Beta)
 - The King in Red (Beta)
 - Black Rose / Green Sun
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Al Neun:</i> (full-size artwork, [Tumblr](https://mous-bones.tumblr.com/post/5558952951/whats-that-tumblr-youre-simply-dying-for-more))
+
+    What’s that, tumblr? You’re simply DYING for more silly fake old comics? Well, I suppose I -must- oblige.
+
+    <img src="media/misc/white-host-green-room-full.jpg" width="280">