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diff --git a/album/gunshow-singalong.yaml b/album/gunshow-singalong.yaml index 81b002ef..10ad2ac1 100644 --- a/album/gunshow-singalong.yaml +++ b/album/gunshow-singalong.yaml @@ -71,21 +71,21 @@ Lyrics: |- [TRUMP] I will take a bath later, whenever I please - Or I guess if I can’t stand the smell of dick cheese - Which I usually can, I’ve smelt cheese all my life - It’s smelt oft on me... it’s smelt on my wife + Or I guess if I can't stand the smell of dick cheese + Which I usually can, I've smelt cheese all my life + It's smelt oft on me... it's smelt on my wife [RECEPTIONIST] TM-TMI [NARRATOR] They said then as they sat at their desk - They were used to Trump’s ravings both mad and grotesque + They were used to Trump's ravings both mad and grotesque But a knock on the door interrupted their thoughts And a grunt could be heard followed by three gunshots [RECEPTIONIST] - Who’s there? + Who's there? [NARRATOR] The receptionist, with bravery unknown @@ -101,17 +101,17 @@ Lyrics: |- 'Tis I, Toby Fox, on the tiled White House floor [RECEPTIONIST] - It’s not actually tiled— + It's not actually tiled— [FOX] - I don’t care + I don't care [NARRATOR] Fox replied [FOX] - If this floor isn’t tiled by tomorrow you’re fried - I’m here to consort with the president Trump + If this floor isn't tiled by tomorrow you're fried + I'm here to consort with the president Trump He expected my hands on his flabby royal rump Let me into his room, I can hear his moans now @@ -121,29 +121,29 @@ Lyrics: |- Straight into my buttocks [FOX] - I think that you’ll find + I think that you'll find If you spread his cheeks open and look deep inside A mysterious number repeated aplenty That happens to be seven hundred and twenty [NARRATOR] - Fox’s stature was short, at least shorter than Trump’s - But he entered the room and grabbed Trump’s juicy rumps - He’d gained plenty of knowledge about how to screw - When rapidly he’d produced Undertale Two + Fox's stature was short, at least shorter than Trump's + But he entered the room and grabbed Trump's juicy rumps + He'd gained plenty of knowledge about how to screw + When rapidly he'd produced Undertale Two And his address was leaked, his identity grabbed And he sold his own body till it bruised and it scabbed But no matter, for Fox was intrepid as fuck A better man now, having gone through the muck - He inserted his groin into Trump’s waiting hole + He inserted his groin into Trump's waiting hole [FOX] - Ugg, I should’ve waited before selling my soul + Ugg, I should've waited before selling my soul To that damned Andrew Hussie, for here is a swan In the form of a chubby bald manwhore named Don [TRUMP] - I’m a naughty boy, Toby, Just before you came in + I'm a naughty boy, Toby, Just before you came in I was licking so gently my very foreskin Those acts which I lovingly call my self-fucks For which I got a small loan of a million bucks @@ -154,12 +154,12 @@ Lyrics: |- I got fifty one thousand, considerably less But what I did, dear Trump, I do have to confess Was I made a great game that the Pope even got - (MatPat’s my disciple whom I’ve often taught) + (MatPat's my disciple whom I've often taught) So I think that my prowess is greater than yours - Plus you’re the one under my dick on all fours + Plus you're the one under my dick on all fours [NARRATOR] He slid in and then out, the receptionist stared - As Trump’s greatest moment was live on Twitch aired + As Trump's greatest moment was live on Twitch aired For who was nearby and propped up on one knee Naught but a cameraman named Andrew Hussie |