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@@ -71,21 +71,21 @@ Lyrics: |-
 
     [TRUMP]
     I will take a bath later, whenever I please
-    Or I guess if I can’t stand the smell of dick cheese
-    Which I usually can, I’ve smelt cheese all my life
-    It’s smelt oft on me... it’s smelt on my wife
+    Or I guess if I can't stand the smell of dick cheese
+    Which I usually can, I've smelt cheese all my life
+    It's smelt oft on me... it's smelt on my wife
 
     [RECEPTIONIST]
     TM-TMI
 
     [NARRATOR]
     They said then as they sat at their desk
-    They were used to Trump’s ravings both mad and grotesque
+    They were used to Trump's ravings both mad and grotesque
     But a knock on the door interrupted their thoughts
     And a grunt could be heard followed by three gunshots
 
     [RECEPTIONIST]
-    Who’s there?
+    Who's there?
 
     [NARRATOR]
     The receptionist, with bravery unknown
@@ -101,17 +101,17 @@ Lyrics: |-
     'Tis I, Toby Fox, on the tiled White House floor
 
     [RECEPTIONIST]
-    It’s not actually tiled—
+    It's not actually tiled—
 
     [FOX]
-    I don’t care
+    I don't care
 
     [NARRATOR]
     Fox replied
 
     [FOX]
-    If this floor isn’t tiled by tomorrow you’re fried
-    I’m here to consort with the president Trump
+    If this floor isn't tiled by tomorrow you're fried
+    I'm here to consort with the president Trump
     He expected my hands on his flabby royal rump
     Let me into his room, I can hear his moans now
 
@@ -121,29 +121,29 @@ Lyrics: |-
     Straight into my buttocks
 
     [FOX]
-    I think that you’ll find
+    I think that you'll find
     If you spread his cheeks open and look deep inside
     A mysterious number repeated aplenty
     That happens to be seven hundred and twenty
 
     [NARRATOR]
-    Fox’s stature was short, at least shorter than Trump’s
-    But he entered the room and grabbed Trump’s juicy rumps
-    He’d gained plenty of knowledge about how to screw
-    When rapidly he’d produced Undertale Two
+    Fox's stature was short, at least shorter than Trump's
+    But he entered the room and grabbed Trump's juicy rumps
+    He'd gained plenty of knowledge about how to screw
+    When rapidly he'd produced Undertale Two
     And his address was leaked, his identity grabbed
     And he sold his own body till it bruised and it scabbed
     But no matter, for Fox was intrepid as fuck
     A better man now, having gone through the muck
-    He inserted his groin into Trump’s waiting hole
+    He inserted his groin into Trump's waiting hole
 
     [FOX]
-    Ugg, I should’ve waited before selling my soul
+    Ugg, I should've waited before selling my soul
     To that damned Andrew Hussie, for here is a swan
     In the form of a chubby bald manwhore named Don
 
     [TRUMP]
-    I’m a naughty boy, Toby, Just before you came in
+    I'm a naughty boy, Toby, Just before you came in
     I was licking so gently my very foreskin
     Those acts which I lovingly call my self-fucks
     For which I got a small loan of a million bucks
@@ -154,12 +154,12 @@ Lyrics: |-
     I got fifty one thousand, considerably less
     But what I did, dear Trump, I do have to confess
     Was I made a great game that the Pope even got
-    (MatPat’s my disciple whom I’ve often taught)
+    (MatPat's my disciple whom I've often taught)
     So I think that my prowess is greater than yours
-    Plus you’re the one under my dick on all fours
+    Plus you're the one under my dick on all fours
 
     [NARRATOR]
     He slid in and then out, the receptionist stared
-    As Trump’s greatest moment was live on Twitch aired
+    As Trump's greatest moment was live on Twitch aired
     For who was nearby and propped up on one knee
     Naught but a cameraman named Andrew Hussie