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diff --git a/album/greatest-hits-2.yaml b/album/greatest-hits-2.yaml index 019f1136..7c453019 100644 --- a/album/greatest-hits-2.yaml +++ b/album/greatest-hits-2.yaml @@ -465,16 +465,6 @@ Art Tags: - Jhon URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/echo-chamber-2 -Lyrics: |- - (When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you, they're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are— Great Dinner.) - - (Hey, hey, hey, hey...) - - It all could happen... - - Where have you been... - - Where have you been... --- Track: Starsetter Originally Released As: track:starsetter @@ -527,50 +517,6 @@ Art Tags: - Vriska URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-o-matic-2 -Lyrics: |- - It's a Michael Bowman Remix! - - (Bbbbbbbb-bo bo bobo bobo bo b-b-bo Bowman) - (Bo b-bo bo bo b-b-bo Bo-o-owman) - (Bo bobo bobo bo b-b-bo Bowman) - (Bobo b-bo b-bo bbbb b-bbbbbbbbbb...) - - I'm thinking of a number between 450 and 850 - Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be - 720, 720 - 700, hundred, 20, 20 - - (Sorry caller, you're gonna have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off my brother!) - Michael Bowman - (That's hilarious! Pittsburgh!) - (Well let's start with the obvious, that's a curious situation!) - - A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S - A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A - Lotta money - - B O R E D - Let's have backyard - B O R E D - Let's have fun! - - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - I'm thinking of a number between my - Buttocks --- Track: Nakkin' Ned's Nice Naks Originally Released As: track:nakkin-neds-nice-naks @@ -582,11 +528,6 @@ Art Tags: - Consorts URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nakkin-neds-nice-naks-2 -Lyrics: |- - (Nak x413) - - (MONEYYYYY) (Here we go, money talks) (HERE COMES THE MONEY) - (UH OH, DID SOMEONE SAY KNAAAAAAAAAAAA...) --- Track: Fighting Spirit ~Double Ascended Form~ Directory: fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form-greatest-hits-2 @@ -856,21 +797,6 @@ Art Tags: - CANMT-Tan URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feeling-cool-and-new-2 -Lyrics: |- - (I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun.) - - [Sampled vocals from "feeling right" by Moe Shop] - - (I want your everything, every single part of you) - (If you think you can fuck with me, you're going to lose) - (I want to taste your love, anything you want to do) - (And I'll kill you if you try to run, you're mine and mine alone) - - [Heavily glitched] - (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) - (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) - - (Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some real stuff? Nah, I like memes. Alright.) --- Track: Excess Express Originally Released As: track:excess-express @@ -921,105 +847,6 @@ Art Tags: - Jhon URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/os-sekret-spageti-2 -Lyrics: |- - Look - If you had one shot or one opportunity - To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment - Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo - - His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy - There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti - He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready - To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting - What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud - He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out - He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now - The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow - Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope - There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't - Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows - His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope - He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows - When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's - Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody - Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and - - You better lose yourself in the music - The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) - You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow - This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - You better lose yourself in the music - The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) - You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow - This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - You better - - His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping - This world is mine for the taking, make me king - As we move toward a New World Order - A normal life is boring; but superstardom's - Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder - Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over - These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows - He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads - God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father - He goes home and barely knows his own daughter - But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water - These hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product - They moved on to the next schmoe who flows - He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera - Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner - But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah - - You better lose yourself in the music - The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) - You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow - This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - You better lose yourself in the music - The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) - You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow - This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - You better - - No more games, I'ma change what you call rage - Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged - I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed - I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage - But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher - Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper - All the pain inside amplified by the - Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to- - Five and I can't provide the right type of life for my family - 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers - And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life - And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder - Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter - Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna - Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna - Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's - Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got - To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot - Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not - Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got - To go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot - So here I go, it's my shot, feet, fail me not - This may be the only opportunity that I got - - You better lose yourself in the music - The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) - You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow - This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - You better... - - You can do anything you set your mind to, man - Mom's Spaghetti-ghetti - Ghe-ghe-ghetti - Ghe-ghe-ghetti - (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) - (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) - (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) - - Ghetti --- Track: licord eternity Originally Released As: track:licord-eternity @@ -1042,8 +869,6 @@ Cover Artists: - WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-absolutely-loathe-this-drummer-2 -Lyrics: |- - Kick, snare, kikick snare, kikikick snare kick kick snare (x38) --- Track: Sunrise Originally Released As: track:sunrise-9 @@ -1066,64 +891,6 @@ Art Tags: - Bowman URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bad-credit-2 -Lyrics: |- - (THE PLACE WAS GENSOKYO, THE YEAR WAS 19720) - - I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks - And that number's not between 450 and 850 - With nothing but greed capturing my heart - Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score - - Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score - Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble - Seven hundred twenty desires denied by - The embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow - - Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid - An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed - An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul - The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes - I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard - Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds - Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core - I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score - - Bumper to bumper I flee, from the brothers that believe - That my sinful soul can solve the pasta's antinomy - Through idioms japanese, untranslatable I feel - The Stutzbow will never stop, chasing me with endless glee - Meme numbers won't appear, not a miracle, just fright - As I near my final fate, my endless numeric night - Texas history forlorn, in limbo its long lost lore - In this realm never forgiven, not my bad credit score - - I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks - And that number's not between 450 and 850 - With nothing but greed capturing my heart - Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score - - Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score - Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble - Seven hundred twenty desires denied by - the embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow - - Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid - An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed - An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul - The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes - I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard - Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds - Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core - I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score - - Life insurance I can't pay, or a good bed to hide in - Is there no place to run to, a safe haven for my sins - Desperation swallows me, I feel wholly unprepared - From the Bowman I can't flee, from the Stutzman mercy's rare - Soon the brothers will catch up, meat cubes rising in the night - Their goal easy to discern, start an unwinnable fight - My bad credit and my life, forfeit to their endless war - A war started with a thought, thinking of a credit score --- Track: '[s) rose / jef: strife!' Originally Released As: track:s-rose-jef-strife @@ -1149,12 +916,6 @@ Art Tags: - 'cw: cops' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-souns-of-justis-2 -Lyrics: |- - (Stop! You violated the law.) - - (Stop, in the name of the law.) - - (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret.) --- Track: Savior of a Lot of Money Originally Released As: track:savior-of-a-lot-of-money @@ -1166,41 +927,6 @@ Art Tags: - Bowman URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-a-lot-of-money-2 -Lyrics: |- - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman - - Mi-mi-mi-Michael Bo-bo-bowman - - Bo-bowman - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman... - - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman - Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman... - - Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael (Awesome awesome awesome) - Mi Chael Bow Man - - —i-i-chael Bowman - Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman - Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman - Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman - Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman - Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman - Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman - Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman - Mi— i— i— Ichael Bowman - - Michael - Bowman - Is - Awesome - Mi-i-i-i-ichael - Bowman - Is - Awesome - - (Bed safe, bed good.) --- Track: Through Corruption Originally Released As: track:through-corruption @@ -1327,79 +1053,6 @@ Cover Artists: - Minkt URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/multi-track-drifting-last-stop-2 -Lyrics: |- - [original lyrics have been preserved for posterity] - - ROUND AND ROUND - LET THE CITY TURN - PARTY IN THE HILLS - WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS - ROOF ON FIRE - LET IT BURN - CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND - I'M NOT CONCERNED - LET IT BURN CHAM - LET IT BURN CHAM - BURN IN THE BURBS - NOT CONCERNED - BURN - LET IT BURN (BURN) - NOT CONCERNED (BURN) - NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN) - NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN) - BURN - ROUND AND ROUND (BURN) - ROUND AND ROUND (BURN) - ROUND AND ROUND (BURN BURN BURN) - LET IT BURN - CHAM - LET IT BURN - CHAM - LET IT BURN - CHAM - - (Trainscriber's note: Train exits the hellish Calarts universe and enters the Real World dimension) - - MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MOTHERFUCKER - - (Trainscriber's note: Train only takes cash and the power of love, most people choose cash) - - DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN - DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN - DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN - DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN - DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN - - MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT JUST- - THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE - THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE (of love) - (MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY) x 8 - - DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 - DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 - DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 - DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 - DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 - DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 - DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 (MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT-JUST) x 8 - - (Trainscriber's note: you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.) - - (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE - - (Trainscriber's note: HEY, TRAIN!) - - YOU FEEL THE POWER OF CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD--CRE CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD - - YOU FEEL THE POWER OF TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN - - THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE - - MONEY MOTHERFUCKER - - (Train crashes, everyone dies) - - Huey Lewis' Ghost: TRAIN --- Track: 'Rose: Escape' Originally Released As: track:rose-escape @@ -1434,36 +1087,6 @@ Art Tags: - Victory Platform URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/7-grand-end-2 -Lyrics: |- - It's a Kermit the frog remix - - (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) - (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! - - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! - - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! - Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! - Kermit... - - (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) - (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) - (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) - (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) - (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) - (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) - (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) - (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) - - Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman - Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman - - Bo-bo-bo-bow (Mayor, mayor) - Bo-bo-bo-bow (Mayor, mayor) --- Track: Savior of the Screaming Dead Originally Released As: track:savior-of-the-screaming-dead @@ -1476,17 +1099,3 @@ Art Tags: - Sweet Bro URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-the-screaming-dead-2 -Lyrics: |- - (You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state. This is a Super Saiyan. And this. This is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended above a Super Saiyan.) (That ain't Falco!) (Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan 2. Just wait.) (You just—) (Aw.) (That up smash.) - - (I don't like where this is going.) (Has he really found a way to surpass an ascended Saiyan? Is that possible?) (He must be bluffing, I mean what would that make him? Double ascended?) (AND THIS.) (Eh, what's he doing?) (IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!) - - (Happy Feet, wombo combo!) (No, stop it Goku! If you do this now it's going to drain away all the time you have left on Earth!) (That ain't Fal— [screaming] Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? Oh! Oh my God, Wombo Combo!) - - (Ngh! It's unreal! How is he generating that much power?) (Oh! Get yo ass whooped!) (What the FUCK was that?) (What the fu—) (What the FUCK, man?) (Wombo Combo!) (Wow!) [unintelligible] (Naw, not yet.) (My freaking dick hurts!) (When— when the set's over.) (My dick hurts!) (Boback's dick is hard!) (Oh my God, we're all a little bit hard.) (Anything to sa—) - - (Stop it! Stop it now Goku!) - - (Fool me once - I'm mad. Fool me twice - How could you? Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you! I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!) (JoooooooooJo!) - - (Memes. The DNA of the soul.) (It's me, Austin!) (Aw, son of a bitch!) (What??) (It's me, Austin! It was me all along, Austin!) (I'm sorry that took so much longer than the others. But I haven't had much occasion to practice this one. This is what I call a Super Saiyan 3.) |