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+Album: CANWC for the Holidays
+Date: October 30, 2016
+Date Added: August 16, 2023
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/canwc-for-the-holidays
+- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9R-ofsLG-ztzOmqYlOZlmW
+Cover Artists:
+- yazshu
+- tti 
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Jack Noir
+- Rose
+- John
+Color: '#becccf'
+Groups:
+- Cool and New Music Team
+- Fandom
+---
+Track: ahahahahahahahahahahah, its XISTMAS you fat nasty trash
+Artists:
+- Wheals
+Cover Artists:
+- cookiefonster
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Art Tags:
+- Sweet Bro
+- Hella Jeff
+Duration: '00:48'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ahahahahahahahahahahah-its-xistmas-you-fat-nasty-trash
+- https://youtu.be/BwPTHo5mISY
+Referenced Tracks:
+- xistmas soong
+---
+Track: Christmas Countdown
+Artists:
+- sylvarn
+Cover Artists:
+- Shadok
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Duration: '01:00'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/christmas-countdown
+- https://youtu.be/xI5Y71VVKuk
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Tick
+- Tock
+- Snow halation
+- Snowy
+---
+Track: Christmas in September
+Artists:
+- Noisemaker
+Cover Artists:
+- olkiswerve
+Duration: '02:44'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/christmas-in-september
+- https://youtu.be/4tY4JOAkhCs
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Sunslammer
+- Snowy
+- Freezeezy Peak
+- Snow halation
+- Tick
+- Tock
+- We Are Number One
+---
+Track: A Very Moshi Christmas
+Artists:
+- artist:kobacat
+Cover Artists:
+- avocado
+Art Tags:
+- Rose
+- Jhon
+- John
+Duration: '00:51'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-very-moshi-christmas
+- https://youtu.be/aaK_DEyVTgw
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Oppa Toby Style
+- Moshi Moshi?
+---
+Track: Yule and New
+Artists:
+- meems
+Cover Artists:
+- avocado
+Duration: '03:22'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/yule-and-new
+- https://youtu.be/NHCj8iSC3z4
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Carol of the Bells
+- track:sburban-jungle
+- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
+- The One Horse Open Sleigh
+- Meet the Flintstones
+- Snow halation
+- It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
+- Song of Storms
+---
+Track: Blaze (Cascarol cut of the Bells)
+Artists:
+- CreatorOfJanespeak
+Cover Artists:
+- nights
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Art Tags:
+- Hecka Jef
+- Rose
+- Hella Jeff
+Duration: '01:38'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/blaze-cascarol-cut-of-the-bells
+- https://youtu.be/Z_aadcLbPuI
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Flare (Cascade)
+- Carol of the Bells
+---
+Track: A Very "O" Christmas
+Artists:
+- TirantBacon
+- Bambosh
+- Wheals
+- Cecily Renns
+Cover Artists:
+- olkiswerve
+Art Tags:
+- Hecka Jef
+- Hella Jeff
+Contributors:
+- greenTetrahedron (vocals)
+Duration: '6:41'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-very-o-christmas
+- https://youtu.be/FwTCHv110Gs
+Referenced Tracks:
+- We Are Number One
+- track:megalovania-undertale
+Lyrics: |-
+    A shining light so bright on the Internet
+    Wriggling with shittiness ever so said
+    Made by a man who is golly damn right
+    I'm talking to you [[artist:o|o]] on behalf of the web site
+
+    And when you see us shit out crappy complete guaranteed
+    A musical shitfest that only I can plead
+    We want to say thanks for making it right when it's wrong
+    And making it mostly sometimes wrong when it is right
+
+    So relax yourself, you deserve it of course
+    Thinking of everything you made in retrospective discourse
+    Or should I say [[artist:o|o]] course because the F is paid to respect
+    When obviously what else would you even expect
+
+    Happy holidays, I hope you get gifts higher than the high you even have be in order to be that guy
+    When a guy like you comes right around it so often looked like a mystery, a riddle, wrapped in a... TV
+    So when I say thanks, and on behalf of us all, we mean it well, I mean look at it all
+    With all the memes accumulating as one, we wanna say thanks a ton for being there to answer our prayers
+    While the Huss man eats his toblerone, and the internet gives him swears
+
+    (Hey uh... drop a beat, [[artist:tirantbacon|Tirant]].)
+    (Mmm. Mm-mm-yeah, that's— that's a nice beat. Okay, here we go.)
+    Every day when I open the link to Homestuck
+    I always feel a little-little twinge, a little twinge of conksuck
+    But now the [[artist:o|o]] man's come to answer our prayers
+    He's fresher than the fucking Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
+
+    Updating his brand new comic, as cool as he can be
+    Showing the absolute fuck out of that hack called Hussie
+    So what I'm saying [[artist:o|o]], is that I appreciate your flavour
+    And that you'll now be known
+    As the Homestuck reader's saviour
+    (Mm.)
+
+    They say it's a Homestuck sequel
+    This shit's even tighter than Prequel
+    Even if you're as furry as [[artist:svix|Svix]]
+    Cool and New make the perfect mix
+    Even [[artist:bill-bolin|Bolin]] in his confessional
+    Admits there is none more professional
+    And the Scottish composer [[artist:malcolm-brown|Malcolm]]
+    Weeps at this writing smoother than talcum
+    Every morning with my bacon
+    I'll go and salt alongside [[artist:makin|Makin]]
+    Now it seems my salt is gone
+    Cured, perchance, by [[artist:o|o]] and Jhon
+    [Unintelligible]
+
+    (Here's some... uh quality content from [[artist:cecily-renns|JohnJMemes]].)
+
+    Hey!
+    We're Cool and New, hey!
+    We're Cool and New!
+
+    Now listen closely
+    Here's a little lesson for webcomics
+    This is going down as the best gimmick
+    If you wanna be like [[artist:toby-fox|Toby]] Cool and New
+    You have to catch Andrew Hussie on the cue
+
+    Just follow my memes, and shit around
+    Be careful not to post those leaks
+
+    (ARG)
+    (No, don't post that!)
+
+    We're Cool and New, hey!
+    We're Cool and New!
+    We're Cool and New!
+
+    (Hahaha!)
+    Now look at this song, that I have made
+    When I hit play, be ready to quake!
+    (Random screaming.)
+    Uh, let's try something else
+
+    Now watch and learn, here's the deal
+    You slip and slide on this banana peel!
+    (Hahaha ha ha ha... ha.)
+
+    Hey!
+
+    We're Cool and New, hey!
+
+    (How long can he go on like this?)
+    (I don't know. He's never tried to sing Cool and New Web Comic version... entire concept parody [Unintelligible])
+
+    We're Cool and New, hey!
+
+    We're Cool and New!
+
+    We're Cool and New, hey!
+
+    We're Cool and New!
+    We're Cool and New!
+    We're Cool and New, hey hey!
+
+    (We are Cool and New... we are number one.)
+
+    (Back to [[artist:tirantbacon|Tirant]].)
+    Okay that was silly
+    And I kind of admit these doritos are getting
+    Kinda chilly (Hot you dunkass!)
+
+    Our appreciation for this webcomic is more than Cool and New
+    That's right [[artist:o|o]] we're still talking to you
+    It's about an ignited fixation of concentration causation
+    That results in the fiery blazin' of fandom inflation
+    Without the Cool and New, our thoughts of it all would be way past due
+    And our interested infested uh re-rearranged contested ideas got molested
+    By a man with all the fame and bold calamity
+    And then taken over by lame and old insanity
+    A wicked tyrannity
+
+    And it makes people say
+    [[artist:o|o]] my god
+
+    [[artist:o|o]], reading off the script right now
+    I think you're the guy that everyone knows how
+    The-here's-you're... dude who's made a lot of shit come true
+    And you're rocking the shitfest that is Cool and New
+    So when I say thanks, I mean it well
+    Ju-judging by the fact that we're pretty much still here lel
+    Near enough it's been amazing adventure
+    And even when Cool and New Web Comic's ended it will be quite the quencher
+    Goodbye, I hope you have a Merry... Merry Halloween
+    And from everyone on the Cool and New Web Comic, um, Music Team, we wish you all the best!
+    (Thank you for Cool and New Web Comic! You're great dude! Goodnight.)
+Commentary:
+    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
+    - "once a pon u time" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]]
+    - "Epik rap" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]]
+    - "THE O RAP" by [[artist:bambosh|Bambosh]]
+    - "middle rap" with lyrics by [[artist:wheals|wheals]] and vocals by [[artist:greentetrahedron|greenTetrahedron]]
+    - "We are Cool and New" by [[artist:cecily-renns|Cecily Renns]]
+    - "Lats rap" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]]
+
+    (It's a parody of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLcp9uTVh3M">a very hussie christmas</a>, by toby fox)
+---
+Track: We three normal character so far in CANWC of orient are
+Artists:
+- Shwan
+Cover Artists:
+- koykoy13
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Art Tags:
+- Rose
+- Kanaya
+- Jack Noir
+- Jhon
+- John
+Duration: '01:43'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/we-three-normal-character-so-far-in-canwc-of-orient-are
+- https://youtu.be/kwlwoQrcmuo
+Referenced Tracks:
+- We Three Kings
+---
+Track: Pachelbel's Movement
+Artists:
+- Interrobang
+Cover Artists:
+- Shadok
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Art Tags:
+- Dave
+- Lil Cal
+Duration: '02:10'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pachelbels-movement
+- https://youtu.be/KOKcX5TGuj4
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Canon in D
+- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
+---
+Track: The Night Before Gristmas
+Artists:
+- Aris Martinian (instrumental, writer)
+- Cloudaria (recitation)
+Cover Artists:
+- Cloudaria
+Duration: '01:36'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-night-before-gristmas
+- https://youtu.be/hrF14J9HXGU
+Sampled Tracks:
+- World's worst jazz band (Youtube video)
+Lyrics: |-
+    Twas the night before gristmas—how apropros.
+    Not a creature was stirring, not even Swet Bro.
+    The hams were hung from the door by the lawn
+    in hopes that Rose's virginity soon would be gone.
+    Dabe Stidrer was nestled all snug in the chest
+    stark naked, revealing his back and his breast.
+    Femora with his handcuffs and Dad with his cakes
+    had just settled into a car with no brakes.
+    When in the backyard there arose such a clatter,
+    they drove over there to see what was the matter.
+    Away rolled the car as they drove far too fast,
+    and into the lake, which was really quite vast.
+    But behind them, they saw, as they sank down below,
+    a huge rollercoaster (which made them go woah).
+    And, what to their wondering eyes then emerged,
+    but a cart flying towards them—they were quickly submerged.
+    They climbed out of the car and crawled onto the lawn,
+    and they knew then and there that the culprit was Jhon.
+    He hopped in the coaster and flew off to Skaia
+    so pooplice raised his gun and shot a papaya.
+    It sailed through the air and smacked Jhon in the face
+    but, alas, he was already distant in space.
+    And he cried as he flew to the planets unknown,
+    “its tiem to se if i can make roze moan”
+---
+Track: Jhon killed Santa
+Artists:
+- GoomFloops
+Cover Artists:
+- Shadok
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- John
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Duration: '02:10'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-killed-santa
+- https://youtu.be/v-ISmEY_xPY
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:showtime-original-mix
+- The One Horse Open Sleigh
+- track:sburban-reversal
+- track:beatdown-strider-style
+Lyrics: |-
+    jhon: oh boy, it is christmas
+    jhon: i, jhon egbret, am so excited
+    jhon: come dabe, let's see what santa has gotten for us
+    dabe: daddy i am here
+    jhon: indeed, yes. now, let us open our presents in to impress rose and have a hot threeway. i can't wait to see what's in my present. oh
+    dabe: what happened? did santa give you anything good daddy? daddy? DADDY?
+    jhon: what the fuck santa this is fucking coal fuck you. i'm going to kill santa
+    dabe: oh no daddy jhon
+    jhon: let's fucking end this dabe
+    dabe: okay daddy
+    jhon: let's do this!
+    dabe: you get him daddy!
+    jhon: fuck you santa
+    jhon: you underestimate the power of the ham
+    dabe: you get him daddy!
+    jhon: fight me, fuck you santa
+    dabe: my turn daddy. fuck you for angering my daddy, santa. now die! 
+---
+Track: Hey guys, are pirates Halloween-themed? Oh, shoot... this is a Holiday-themed album...
+Directory: are-pirates-halloween-themed
+Artists:
+- '413'
+Cover Artists:
+- yazshu
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Jack Noir
+- John
+Duration: '00:19'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hey-guys-are-pirates-halloween-themed-oh-shoot-this-is-a-holiday-themed-album
+- https://youtu.be/0lgbivSnyt0
+Sampled Tracks:
+- Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Teaser (Youtube video)
+---
+Track: A Special Day In Medium
+Artists:
+- Kusoro
+Cover Artists:
+- nights
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Art Tags:
+- Dabe
+- Jaed
+- Hecka Jef
+- Jhon
+- Rose
+- Dave
+- Jade
+- Hella Jeff
+- John
+- Prospit
+Duration: '01:52'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-special-day-in-medium
+- https://youtu.be/0tG9u5EN7FY
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Derse Dreamers
+- Lotus
+---
+Track: SnowAlLaVania
+Artists:
+- Ragzilla
+Cover Artists:
+- Cloudaria
+Art Tags:
+- Tavros
+- Terezi
+Duration: '02:16'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/snowallavania
+- https://youtu.be/SM8vPr-MyZ4
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:MeGaLoVania
+- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
+---
+Track: How Do I Live Without Christmas
+Artists:
+- SerialSymphony
+Cover Artists:
+- XenoZane
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Dabe
+- John
+- Dave
+Duration: '04:23'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-do-i-live-without-christmas
+- https://youtu.be/edhlFhEptnc
+Referenced Tracks:
+- How Do I Live
+---
+Track: We are Cool and New (Hadron's Cut)
+Artists:
+- Hadron
+- TirantBacon
+- Cecily Renns (vocals)
+Cover Artists:
+- Hadron
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Jack Noir
+- Hecka Jef
+- Rose
+- John
+- Hella Jeff
+Duration: '02:21'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/we-are-cool-and-new-hadrons-cut
+- https://youtu.be/xr-nR68U_4c
+Referenced Tracks:
+- We Are Number One
+Lyrics: |-
+    (Hey!)
+
+    (We're Cool and New)
+    (Hey!)
+    (We're Cool and New)
+
+    Now listen closely
+
+    Here's a little lesson for web comics
+    This is going down as the best gimmick
+    If you wanna be like Toby Cool and New
+    You have to catch Andrew Hussie on the cue
+
+    Just follow my memes, and shit around.
+    Be careful not to post those leaks.
+
+    [I'm thinking of a number]
+    No, don't post that!
+
+    (We're Cool and New)
+    (Hey!)
+    (We're Cool and New)
+
+    HAHAHAH
+
+    Now look at this song, that I have made
+    When I hit play, be ready to quake
+
+    (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
+
+    Uh, let's try something else
+
+    Now watch and learn, here's the deal
+    You slip and slide on this banana peel [author's notes, this verse is too good of a rhyme, i refuse to change this]
+
+    (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
+    (We're Cool and New)
+    (Hey!)
+    (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
+    (We're Cool and New)
+    (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
+    (We're Cool and New)
+    (Hey!)
+    (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
+
+    (We're Cool and New)
+    (Hey!)
+    (Hey!)
+---
+Track: I used to have a high effort track here but then they said you can't bring credit score back so I just put a christmas song through the wub machine, I miss you bowman
+Directory: i-miss-you-bowman
+Artists:
+- Makin
+Cover Artists:
+- Shadok
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- John
+Duration: '01:15'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-used-to-have-a-high-effort-track-here-but-then-they-said-you-cant-bring-credit-score-back-so-i-just-put-a-christmas-song-through-the-wub-machine-i-miss-you-bowman
+- https://youtu.be/bEo4y5-r8Lo
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Billy the Bellsuit Diver Has Something to Say
+Lyrics: |-
+    rry
+    Merry Merry
+    Chris
+    rry
+    Merry Merry
+    Chris
+    rry
+    Merry Merry
+    Chris
+    rry
+    Merry Merry
+    Chris
+    Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry
+    Merry Chris Merry Chris
+    Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry
+    Merry Chris Merry Chris
+    Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry
+    Merry Chris Merry Chris
+    Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry
+    Merry Chris Merry Chris
+---