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diff --git a/album/canwc-for-the-holidays.yaml b/album/canwc-for-the-holidays.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..7cb04389 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/canwc-for-the-holidays.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,580 @@ +Album: CANWC for the Holidays +Date: October 30, 2016 +Date Added: August 16, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/canwc-for-the-holidays +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9R-ofsLG-ztzOmqYlOZlmW +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +- tti +Cover Art File Extension: png +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Jack Noir +- Rose +- John +Color: '#becccf' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +--- +Track: ahahahahahahahahahahah, its XISTMAS you fat nasty trash +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Art File Extension: png +Art Tags: +- Sweet Bro +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '00:48' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ahahahahahahahahahahah-its-xistmas-you-fat-nasty-trash +- https://youtu.be/BwPTHo5mISY +Referenced Tracks: +- xistmas soong +--- +Track: Christmas Countdown +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Cover Art File Extension: png +Duration: '01:00' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/christmas-countdown +- https://youtu.be/xI5Y71VVKuk +Referenced Tracks: +- Tick +- Tock +- Snow halation +- Snowy +--- +Track: Christmas in September +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Duration: '02:44' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/christmas-in-september +- https://youtu.be/4tY4JOAkhCs +Referenced Tracks: +- Sunslammer +- Snowy +- Freezeezy Peak +- Snow halation +- Tick +- Tock +- We Are Number One +--- +Track: A Very Moshi Christmas +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '00:51' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-very-moshi-christmas +- https://youtu.be/aaK_DEyVTgw +Referenced Tracks: +- Oppa Toby Style +- Moshi Moshi? +--- +Track: Yule and New +Artists: +- meems +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Duration: '03:22' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/yule-and-new +- https://youtu.be/NHCj8iSC3z4 +Referenced Tracks: +- Carol of the Bells +- track:sburban-jungle +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- The One Horse Open Sleigh +- Meet the Flintstones +- Snow halation +- It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas +- Song of Storms +--- +Track: Blaze (Cascarol cut of the Bells) +Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Cover Artists: +- nights +Cover Art File Extension: png +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Rose +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '01:38' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/blaze-cascarol-cut-of-the-bells +- https://youtu.be/Z_aadcLbPuI +Referenced Tracks: +- Flare (Cascade) +- Carol of the Bells +--- +Track: A Very "O" Christmas +Artists: +- TirantBacon +- Bambosh +- Wheals +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Hella Jeff +Contributors: +- greenTetrahedron (vocals) +Duration: '6:41' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-very-o-christmas +- https://youtu.be/FwTCHv110Gs +Referenced Tracks: +- We Are Number One +- track:megalovania-undertale +Lyrics: |- + A shining light so bright on the Internet + Wriggling with shittiness ever so said + Made by a man who is golly damn right + I'm talking to you [[artist:o|o]] on behalf of the web site + + And when you see us shit out crappy complete guaranteed + A musical shitfest that only I can plead + We want to say thanks for making it right when it's wrong + And making it mostly sometimes wrong when it is right + + So relax yourself, you deserve it of course + Thinking of everything you made in retrospective discourse + Or should I say [[artist:o|o]] course because the F is paid to respect + When obviously what else would you even expect + + Happy holidays, I hope you get gifts higher than the high you even have be in order to be that guy + When a guy like you comes right around it so often looked like a mystery, a riddle, wrapped in a... TV + So when I say thanks, and on behalf of us all, we mean it well, I mean look at it all + With all the memes accumulating as one, we wanna say thanks a ton for being there to answer our prayers + While the Huss man eats his toblerone, and the internet gives him swears + + (Hey uh... drop a beat, [[artist:tirantbacon|Tirant]].) + (Mmm. Mm-mm-yeah, that's— that's a nice beat. Okay, here we go.) + Every day when I open the link to Homestuck + I always feel a little-little twinge, a little twinge of conksuck + But now the [[artist:o|o]] man's come to answer our prayers + He's fresher than the fucking Fresh Prince of Bel-Air + + Updating his brand new comic, as cool as he can be + Showing the absolute fuck out of that hack called Hussie + So what I'm saying [[artist:o|o]], is that I appreciate your flavour + And that you'll now be known + As the Homestuck reader's saviour + (Mm.) + + They say it's a Homestuck sequel + This shit's even tighter than Prequel + Even if you're as furry as [[artist:svix|Svix]] + Cool and New make the perfect mix + Even [[artist:bill-bolin|Bolin]] in his confessional + Admits there is none more professional + And the Scottish composer [[artist:malcolm-brown|Malcolm]] + Weeps at this writing smoother than talcum + Every morning with my bacon + I'll go and salt alongside [[artist:makin|Makin]] + Now it seems my salt is gone + Cured, perchance, by [[artist:o|o]] and Jhon + [Unintelligible] + + (Here's some... uh quality content from [[artist:cecily-renns|JohnJMemes]].) + + Hey! + We're Cool and New, hey! + We're Cool and New! + + Now listen closely + Here's a little lesson for webcomics + This is going down as the best gimmick + If you wanna be like [[artist:toby-fox|Toby]] Cool and New + You have to catch Andrew Hussie on the cue + + Just follow my memes, and shit around + Be careful not to post those leaks + + (ARG) + (No, don't post that!) + + We're Cool and New, hey! + We're Cool and New! + We're Cool and New! + + (Hahaha!) + Now look at this song, that I have made + When I hit play, be ready to quake! + (Random screaming.) + Uh, let's try something else + + Now watch and learn, here's the deal + You slip and slide on this banana peel! + (Hahaha ha ha ha... ha.) + + Hey! + + We're Cool and New, hey! + + (How long can he go on like this?) + (I don't know. He's never tried to sing Cool and New Web Comic version... entire concept parody [Unintelligible]) + + We're Cool and New, hey! + + We're Cool and New! + + We're Cool and New, hey! + + We're Cool and New! + We're Cool and New! + We're Cool and New, hey hey! + + (We are Cool and New... we are number one.) + + (Back to [[artist:tirantbacon|Tirant]].) + Okay that was silly + And I kind of admit these doritos are getting + Kinda chilly (Hot you dunkass!) + + Our appreciation for this webcomic is more than Cool and New + That's right [[artist:o|o]] we're still talking to you + It's about an ignited fixation of concentration causation + That results in the fiery blazin' of fandom inflation + Without the Cool and New, our thoughts of it all would be way past due + And our interested infested uh re-rearranged contested ideas got molested + By a man with all the fame and bold calamity + And then taken over by lame and old insanity + A wicked tyrannity + + And it makes people say + [[artist:o|o]] my god + + [[artist:o|o]], reading off the script right now + I think you're the guy that everyone knows how + The-here's-you're... dude who's made a lot of shit come true + And you're rocking the shitfest that is Cool and New + So when I say thanks, I mean it well + Ju-judging by the fact that we're pretty much still here lel + Near enough it's been amazing adventure + And even when Cool and New Web Comic's ended it will be quite the quencher + Goodbye, I hope you have a Merry... Merry Halloween + And from everyone on the Cool and New Web Comic, um, Music Team, we wish you all the best! + (Thank you for Cool and New Web Comic! You're great dude! Goodnight.) +Commentary: + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + - "once a pon u time" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]] + - "Epik rap" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]] + - "THE O RAP" by [[artist:bambosh|Bambosh]] + - "middle rap" with lyrics by [[artist:wheals|wheals]] and vocals by [[artist:greentetrahedron|greenTetrahedron]] + - "We are Cool and New" by [[artist:cecily-renns|Cecily Renns]] + - "Lats rap" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]] + + (It's a parody of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLcp9uTVh3M">a very hussie christmas</a>, by toby fox) +--- +Track: We three normal character so far in CANWC of orient are +Artists: +- Shwan +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +Cover Art File Extension: png +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Kanaya +- Jack Noir +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '01:43' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/we-three-normal-character-so-far-in-canwc-of-orient-are +- https://youtu.be/kwlwoQrcmuo +Referenced Tracks: +- We Three Kings +--- +Track: Pachelbel's Movement +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Cover Art File Extension: png +Art Tags: +- Dave +- Lil Cal +Duration: '02:10' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pachelbels-movement +- https://youtu.be/KOKcX5TGuj4 +Referenced Tracks: +- Canon in D +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +--- +Track: The Night Before Gristmas +Artists: +- Aris Martinian (instrumental, writer) +- Cloudaria (recitation) +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Duration: '01:36' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-night-before-gristmas +- https://youtu.be/hrF14J9HXGU +Sampled Tracks: +- World's worst jazz band (Youtube video) +Lyrics: |- + Twas the night before gristmas—how apropros. + Not a creature was stirring, not even Swet Bro. + The hams were hung from the door by the lawn + in hopes that Rose's virginity soon would be gone. + Dabe Stidrer was nestled all snug in the chest + stark naked, revealing his back and his breast. + Femora with his handcuffs and Dad with his cakes + had just settled into a car with no brakes. + When in the backyard there arose such a clatter, + they drove over there to see what was the matter. + Away rolled the car as they drove far too fast, + and into the lake, which was really quite vast. + But behind them, they saw, as they sank down below, + a huge rollercoaster (which made them go woah). + And, what to their wondering eyes then emerged, + but a cart flying towards them—they were quickly submerged. + They climbed out of the car and crawled onto the lawn, + and they knew then and there that the culprit was Jhon. + He hopped in the coaster and flew off to Skaia + so pooplice raised his gun and shot a papaya. + It sailed through the air and smacked Jhon in the face + but, alas, he was already distant in space. + And he cried as he flew to the planets unknown, + “its tiem to se if i can make roze moan” +--- +Track: Jhon killed Santa +Artists: +- GoomFloops +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Cover Art File Extension: png +Duration: '02:10' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-killed-santa +- https://youtu.be/v-ISmEY_xPY +Referenced Tracks: +- track:showtime-original-mix +- The One Horse Open Sleigh +- track:sburban-reversal +- track:beatdown-strider-style +Lyrics: |- + jhon: oh boy, it is christmas + jhon: i, jhon egbret, am so excited + jhon: come dabe, let's see what santa has gotten for us + dabe: daddy i am here + jhon: indeed, yes. now, let us open our presents in to impress rose and have a hot threeway. i can't wait to see what's in my present. oh + dabe: what happened? did santa give you anything good daddy? daddy? DADDY? + jhon: what the fuck santa this is fucking coal fuck you. i'm going to kill santa + dabe: oh no daddy jhon + jhon: let's fucking end this dabe + dabe: okay daddy + jhon: let's do this! + dabe: you get him daddy! + jhon: fuck you santa + jhon: you underestimate the power of the ham + dabe: you get him daddy! + jhon: fight me, fuck you santa + dabe: my turn daddy. fuck you for angering my daddy, santa. now die! +--- +Track: Hey guys, are pirates Halloween-themed? Oh, shoot... this is a Holiday-themed album... +Directory: are-pirates-halloween-themed +Artists: +- '413' +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Jack Noir +- John +Duration: '00:19' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hey-guys-are-pirates-halloween-themed-oh-shoot-this-is-a-holiday-themed-album +- https://youtu.be/0lgbivSnyt0 +Sampled Tracks: +- Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Teaser (Youtube video) +--- +Track: A Special Day In Medium +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- nights +Cover Art File Extension: png +Art Tags: +- Dabe +- Jaed +- Hecka Jef +- Jhon +- Rose +- Dave +- Jade +- Hella Jeff +- John +- Prospit +Duration: '01:52' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-special-day-in-medium +- https://youtu.be/0tG9u5EN7FY +Referenced Tracks: +- Derse Dreamers +- Lotus +--- +Track: SnowAlLaVania +Artists: +- Ragzilla +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Art Tags: +- Tavros +- Terezi +Duration: '02:16' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/snowallavania +- https://youtu.be/SM8vPr-MyZ4 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:MeGaLoVania +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +--- +Track: How Do I Live Without Christmas +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Cover Artists: +- XenoZane +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Dabe +- John +- Dave +Duration: '04:23' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-do-i-live-without-christmas +- https://youtu.be/edhlFhEptnc +Referenced Tracks: +- How Do I Live +--- +Track: We are Cool and New (Hadron's Cut) +Artists: +- Hadron +- TirantBacon +- Cecily Renns (vocals) +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Art File Extension: png +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Jack Noir +- Hecka Jef +- Rose +- John +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '02:21' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/we-are-cool-and-new-hadrons-cut +- https://youtu.be/xr-nR68U_4c +Referenced Tracks: +- We Are Number One +Lyrics: |- + (Hey!) + + (We're Cool and New) + (Hey!) + (We're Cool and New) + + Now listen closely + + Here's a little lesson for web comics + This is going down as the best gimmick + If you wanna be like Toby Cool and New + You have to catch Andrew Hussie on the cue + + Just follow my memes, and shit around. + Be careful not to post those leaks. + + [I'm thinking of a number] + No, don't post that! + + (We're Cool and New) + (Hey!) + (We're Cool and New) + + HAHAHAH + + Now look at this song, that I have made + When I hit play, be ready to quake + + (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) + + Uh, let's try something else + + Now watch and learn, here's the deal + You slip and slide on this banana peel [author's notes, this verse is too good of a rhyme, i refuse to change this] + + (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) + (We're Cool and New) + (Hey!) + (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) + (We're Cool and New) + (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) + (We're Cool and New) + (Hey!) + (ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) + + (We're Cool and New) + (Hey!) + (Hey!) +--- +Track: I used to have a high effort track here but then they said you can't bring credit score back so I just put a christmas song through the wub machine, I miss you bowman +Directory: i-miss-you-bowman +Artists: +- Makin +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Cover Art File Extension: png +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '01:15' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-used-to-have-a-high-effort-track-here-but-then-they-said-you-cant-bring-credit-score-back-so-i-just-put-a-christmas-song-through-the-wub-machine-i-miss-you-bowman +- https://youtu.be/bEo4y5-r8Lo +Referenced Tracks: +- Billy the Bellsuit Diver Has Something to Say +Lyrics: |- + rry + Merry Merry + Chris + rry + Merry Merry + Chris + rry + Merry Merry + Chris + rry + Merry Merry + Chris + Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry + Merry Chris Merry Chris + Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry + Merry Chris Merry Chris + Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry + Merry Chris Merry Chris + Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry + Merry Chris Merry Chris +--- |