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+Album: Bee-forus - Seatbelt Safebee
+Date: April 16, 2016
+Date Added: May 15, 2022
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/album/bee-forus-seatbelt-safebee
+- https://hsfanmusic.skaia.net/beforus.html
+Cover Artists:
+- Circlejourney
+- magnoliajades
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Track Art File Extension: png
+Color: '#f28514'
+Groups:
+- Unofficial MSPA Fans
+- Fandom
+Art Tags:
+- Damara
+- Cronus
+- Bees
+- Beforus
+---
+Track: Bees.mp3
+Duration: '2:02'
+Artists:
+- SerialSymphony
+- Blackhole
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/bees-mp3
+Art Tags:
+- Bees
+Lyrics: |-
+  (It's been a long, hard day.)
+  (You're walking down to the shops to buy yourself a glass a nice cool glass of lemonade. (Ahh.))
+  (And you seem to have lost your way. Where the shop should be, there is a beehive, and where there should be a shopkeeper, there is a bee.)
+  (You approach the bee. He looks up with a menacing pincer snick. You're lost, you explain. You wonder if the bee could direct you to the lemonade. Sweet, sweet lemonade. (Ahh.))
+  (The bee looks at you. His mandibles widen. He begins to emit a swarm of yet smaller bees. They surround you, coating your clothes and hair, and infesting your various orifices with their warm, fuzzy mass.)
+  (Don't worry, says one of the bees, whispering softly into your ear. (Don't worry.) There is nothing to fear. We are merely bees and bees are your friends. (Don't bee afraid.))
+  (You don't understand. All you wanted was some lemonade, its sweet icy coolness. (Ahh.))
+  (But now, that life is gone, and the whole world is bees. They are coating the room now. (Don't fight it.) They cover everything, filling it, filling you, with bees.)
+  (Join us, they say, their voices a chorus of mournful buzzing. The soft cadence of the noise seems to hang poised in the air, forcefully penetrating your ears, your skull, your mind. (Join us.))
+  (Join us, say the bees, and you realise, you're one with the bees. This skin, this shell, is nothing but a minor barrier between you and the bees. You are bees. Glorious crescendo of buzzing rises under your skin.)
+  (You are a swarm, rapturous melding of mind and form of bees dissolving to the sound in the air, a choir become one with its music, a phoenix of bees risen to take on a greater yet higher form.)
+  (You let yourself go. You become one with the bees. You are a bee.)
+---
+Track: Seatbelt Safety
+Duration: '0:51'
+Artists:
+- SerialSymphony
+Contributors:
+- Blackhole (voice acting)
+Cover Artists:
+- Sigourney Martin
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/seatbelt-safety
+Sampled Tracks:
+- The Wicker Man
+Art Tags:
+- Cronus
+Lyrics: |-
+  (Ladies and gentlemen, and everyone in between and otherwise, I'm here to tell you a story, about a certain man who did not know how to properly wear a seatbelt)
+  (That young man's name was Cronus Ampora, and one day he was driving his car, otherwise cruising and bruising, without wearing a seatbelt as mandated by Title 49 of the United States Code, Chapter 301, Motor Vehicle Safety Standard)
+  (In just a short time, through a series of trials and tribulations that would affect him on this day, he would discover the secrets of seatbelt safety, and have a convertive and a serious motor vehicle accident because he was unfastened within the vehicle)
+  (This is the story of that journey of self-discovery that would affect him for the rest of his life. All of you, I hope you enjoy)
+  (No not the bees! Not the bees! Aaaaaaaa!)
+---
+Track: Damara's Bees (Fatalism Beemix)
+Duration: '3:24'
+Artists:
+- NEON SYSTEM 95
+Cover Artists:
+- Circlejourney
+- Rebecca Peason
+Contributors:
+- magnoliajades (voice acting)
+- Blackhole (voice acting)
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/damaras-bees-fatalism-beemix
+Sampled Tracks:
+- The Wicker Man
+Referenced Tracks:
+- grrrarrr
+- ♈ - Fatalism
+Art Tags:
+- Damara
+- Bees
+Lyrics: |-
+  (Now, remember what we went over before, Cronus. I don't have to repeat myself. If the safety belt is not on...)
+  (B-but Damara, I want to drive my rad greaser car vwithout having to vworry about the intricacies of safety)
+  (Are you listening to me? If the safety belt isn't fastened tight around your smoking hot waist, you're going to die)
+  (B-but I don't vwant to)
+  (I'm not joking. Wear the belt, or you'll die)
+  (Bu- bu- but bu-but)
+  (You'll die, Cronus. I'm saying right now, because the bees...they're going to get you, and you'll die)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Woaaa, bee, not the bee!)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Oh not the bee, not the bee, not the bee)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Aaaa, not my eye!)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aaaa not the aaa not my eyes! Aaaa!)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Oh, bee, not the bee!)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Oh not the bee, not the bee, not the bee)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Aaaa, not my eye!)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aaaa not the aaa not my eyes! Aaaa!)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Oh, bee, not the bee!)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Oh not the bee, not the bee, not the bee)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Aaaa, not my eye!)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aaaa not the aaa not my eyes! Aaaa!)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Woaaa, bee, not the bee!)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Oh not the bee, not the bee, not the bee)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Aaaa, not my eye!)
+  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aaaa not the aaa not my eyes! Aaaa!)
+  (Vwow, good thing no one actually has any bees around here)
+---
+Track: Safety Crusher
+Duration: '1:24'
+Artists:
+- Blackhole
+Cover Artists:
+- Lovisa Lassen
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/safety-crusher
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Metal Crusher
+Lyrics: |-
+  (Boy, I sure do love being a piece of shit all day who doesn't wear his seatbelt)
+  (Hello)
+  (Vwhat the fuck?)
+  (I am the Safety Robot. I am here to teach you about seatbelts)
+  (Oh god)
+  (Buckle up, fish nerd)
+---
+Track: In Love (With Safety)
+Duration: '1:37'
+Artists:
+- magnoliajades
+Contributors:
+- Blackhole (voice acting)
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/in-love-with-safety
+Referenced Tracks:
+- CORE
+Cover Artists:
+- Andrew Hussie
+- Lovisa Lassen
+Art Tags:
+- Damara
+- Cronus
+- SBaHJ
+Lyrics: |-
+  (Damara, help, save me from this creature!)
+  (He's got me trapped in the car)
+  (Damara, yes, get in the car, g-get in the car)
+  (Now that we're in the car, we can...wait, w-who's, who are, oh- oh...)
+  (Oh, vwhat are you doing)
+  (Oh, oh, safety bot, your...)
+  (Damara?)
+  (Your legs, they're so)
+  (Damara, vwhat...)
+  (Oh my god)
+  (Sort of being attacked here)
+  (Maybe later, you and I, we can go back to my respiteblock, and...)
+  (Oh, for god's sake)
+
+  Hey there, hello mister safety bot
+  Is that a belt that you have strapped on?
+  You're teaching Cronus how to buckle up
+  But afterward I'll unfasten you
+
+  Unlike other robots, you're concerned
+  for our safety, and that's attractive
+  Though what's safety without some danger
+  If you'd like, then I'll unfasten you
+
+  You make my motor run, keep it on
+  I could be the belt to your buckle
+  You make my horn go [beep beep], do it again,
+  I could be the belt to your buckle
+
+  (Watashi wa anzen botto no dikku wo suushitai desu)
+  (Hey, hang on, what are you doing with those bees?)
+---
+Track: FEAR OF BEES
+Duration: '2:02'
+Artists:
+- NEON SYSTEM 95
+Cover Artists:
+- Circlejourney
+Contributors:
+- Blackhole (voice acting)
+- magnoliajades (voice acting)
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/fear-of-bees
+Referenced Tracks:
+- ♈ - Fatalism
+Sampled Tracks:
+- The Wicker Man
+- Dark Souls 3
+Art Tags:
+- Cronus
+- Bees
+Lyrics: |-
+  (Safety Bot does not care about troll romance. Safety Bot only cares about safety)
+  (Because you refuse safety, Safety Bot will now release the bees. Releasing bees now)
+  (What the fuck are you doing with those bees? Oh, fuck me Cronus, floor it, the bees are coming! The bees are coming!)
+  (Oh god, the bees)
+  (Damn it Cronus, I told you to wear protection! Get us out of here)
+
+  (Aaaa, no, not the bees! Not the bees! Aaaa!)
+  (Woaa not my eyes! My eyes! Aaaa! Aaaa!)
+  (Aaaa! Woaa not my eyes! My eyes! Aaaa! Aaaa! Aaaa!)
+---
+Track: Beltstep
+Duration: '2:07'
+Artists:
+- Ducky Senpai
+Cover Artists:
+- Lovisa Lassen
+Contributors:
+- Blackhole (voice acting)
+- magnoliajades (voice acting)
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/beltstep
+Sampled Tracks:
+- Safety Crusher
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Safety Crusher
+Art Tags:
+- Bees
+Lyrics: |-
+  (Warning. Safety Bot has detected that bee levels are in excess. Excess bees are unsafe. Engaging bees in combat.)
+  (Vwait, he's going to fight the bees? Yes!)
+  (Yeeeah, go Safety Bot, go!)
+  (I mean, it would have been good if he just hadn't released them in the first place, but)
+  (Engaging combat mode)
+  (Boy, I sure do love being a piece of shit all day who doesn't wear his seatbelt)
+  (Hello)
+  (Vwhat the fuck?)
+  (I am the Safety Robot. The Safety Robot. The Safety Robot. The Safety Robot. The Safe The Safe The Safe The Safe The Safety buckle up, fish nerd)
+
+  (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up)
+  (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up)
+  (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up)
+  (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up)
+  (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd)
+  (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd)
+  (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd)
+  (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up)
+  (Boy, I sure do love being a piece of shit all day who doesn't wear his seatbelt)
+  (Hello)
+  (Vwhat the fuck?)
+  (Buckle up fish nerd)
+  (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up)
+  (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up)
+  (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd)
+  (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd)
+  (Buckle up, buckle up)
+  (Vwhat the fuck?)
+  (Safety Bot has lost against the bees. The bees have won. Des-)
+---
+Track: Beetermination (Thinking Bee)
+Duration: '1:32'
+Artists:
+- SerialSymphony
+Cover Artists:
+- Circlejourney
+- Lovisa Lassen
+Contributors:
+- magnoliajades (voice acting)
+- Blackhole (voice acting)
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/beetermination-thinking-bee
+Sampled Tracks:
+- The Bee Movie
+Lyrics: |-
+  (Damn it, Safety Bot! Why are you so bad at fighting bees? And why are you so good in bed? Mm-mm)
+  (Yeah, how could bees defeat a robot anyway?)
+  (Because bees have the power of determination)
+  (Oh god, vwho the fuck are you?)
+  (I am the voice of the bees, and I'm here to tell you more about the bees)
+  (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.)
+  (Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.)
+  (The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible.)
+  (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!)
+  (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!)
+  (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!)
+  (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!)
+  (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!)
+  (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!)
+  (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!)
+  (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!)
+  (Bedbug)
+---
+Track: Bee Safe
+Duration: '1:49'
+Artists:
+- Circlejourney
+Cover Artists:
+- Lovisa Lassen
+Contributors:
+- Blackhole (voice acting)
+- magnoliajades (vocals)
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/bee-safe
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Savior of the Driving Dead
+- Part Of Your World
+Art Tags:
+- Damara
+- Cronus
+- Beforus
+Lyrics: |-
+  (Vwait, I think I'm having an epiphany! The bees, I can communicate with them. They're teaching me about, about, about seatbelt safety!)
+
+  Up where they buzz, up where they swarm
+  Up where they buckle up their seatbelts
+  Just wait and see, someday I'll be
+  One with the bees
+
+  (Yeah. Bees. Zzzzzzz)
+  (Buckle up)
+---
+Track: Savior of the Driving Dead
+Duration: '1:34'
+Artists:
+- SerialSymphony
+Cover Artists:
+- Lovisa Lassen
+Contributors:
+- Blackhole (voice acting)
+- magnoliajades (voice acting)
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-the-driving-dead
+Art Tags:
+- Cronus
+- Bees
+Lyrics: |-
+  (He's here now. The saviour of driving safety. The bees have shown him the way of the seatbelt. He is now...the Savior of the Driving Dead)
+  (Fuck you, Safety Bot! But also, <i>fuck you</i>, Safety Bot)
+  (Aaaa! Aaaa!)
+  (Damara is love, Damara is life. Deal with it.)
+---
+Track: I Want You (To Wear a Seatbelt)
+Artists:
+- SerialSymphony
+Cover Artists:
+- magnoliajades
+Contributors:
+- Blackhole (voice acting)
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/i-want-you-to-wear-a-seatbelt
+Sampled Tracks:
+- The Wicker Man
+Duration: '1:05'
+Art Tags:
+- Cronus
+Lyrics: |-
+  (So, Cronus. Now that you're a master of seatbelt safety, do you have anything to tell the masses?)
+  (Yes. I have to tell them, that I vwant you to vwear a seatbelt)
+
+  (Oh, no, not the bees! Aaaa! Aaaa!)
+---
+Track: Safe Drive at Midnight (Fuchsia Moonrise Beep Mix)
+Duration: '1:08'
+Artists:
+- Circlejourney
+Cover Artists:
+- Lovisa Lassen
+Contributors:
+- Blackhole (voice acting)
+- magnoliajades (voice acting)
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/safe-drive-at-midnight-fuchsia-moonrise-beep-mix
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Fuchsia Moonrise
+Art Tags:
+- Cronus
+- Beforus
+Lyrics: |-
+  (Hey Damara, vwant to go for a drive?)
+
+  Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck
+
+  Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck
+  Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck
+  Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck
+  Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck
+
+  Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck
+  (The other day)
+  Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck
+  (I read a comic called Homestuck)
+  Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck
+  (And, uh, it was so...dumb)
+  Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck
+  (They didn't even have legs, like Safety Bot
+  (What's the point?)
+---
+Track: Sleep Tite, Veri
+Duration: '2:00'
+URLs:
+- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/sleep-tite-veri
+Artists:
+- SerialSymphony
+Cover Artists:
+- Sigourney Martin
+Contributors:
+- Blackhole (voice acting)
+Art Tags:
+- Cronus
+- Bees
+Lyrics:
+  (And with that, we end our charming tale about road driving safety with seatbelts)
+  (Sleep tite, kids, and buckle up)
+
+  (Buckle up)