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diff --git a/album/bee-forus-seatbelt-safebee.yaml b/album/bee-forus-seatbelt-safebee.yaml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..325cc80 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/bee-forus-seatbelt-safebee.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,382 @@ +Album: Bee-forus - Seatbelt Safebee +Date: April 16, 2016 +Date Added: May 15, 2022 +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/album/bee-forus-seatbelt-safebee +- https://hsfanmusic.skaia.net/beforus.html +Cover Artists: +- Circlejourney +- magnoliajades +Color: '#f28514' +Groups: +- Unofficial MSPA Fans +- Fandom +Art Tags: +- Damara +- Cronus +- Bees +--- +Track: Bees.mp3 +Duration: '2:02' +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +- Blackhole +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/bees-mp3 +Lyrics: |- + (It's been a long, hard day.) + (You're walking down to the shops to buy yourself a glass a nice cool glass of lemonade. (Ahh.)) + (And you seem to have lost your way. Where the shop should be, there is a beehive, and where there should be a shopkeeper, there is a bee.) + (You approach the bee. He looks up with a menacing pincer snick. You're lost, you explain. You wonder if the bee could direct you to the lemonade. Sweet, sweet lemonade. (Ahh.)) + (The bee looks at you. His mandibles widen. He begins to emit a swarm of yet smaller bees. They surround you, coating your clothes and hair, and infesting your various orifices with their warm, fuzzy mass.) + (Don't worry, says one of the bees, whispering softly into your ear. (Don't worry.) There is nothing to fear. We are merely bees and bees are your friends. (Don't bee afraid.)) + (You don't understand. All you wanted was some lemonade, its sweet icy coolness. (Ahh.)) + (But now, that life is gone, and the whole world is bees. They are coating the room now. (Don't fight it.) They cover everything, filling it, filling you, with bees.) + (Join us, they say, their voices a chorus of mournful buzzing. The soft cadence of the noise seems to hang poised in the air, forcefully penetrating your ears, your skull, your mind. (Join us.)) + (Join us, say the bees, and you realise, you're one with the bees. This skin, this shell, is nothing but a minor barrier between you and the bees. You are bees. Glorious crescendo of buzzing rises under your skin.) + (You are a swarm, rapturous melding of mind and form of bees dissolving to the sound of buzzing in the air, a choir become one with its music, a phoenix of bees risen to take on a greater yet higher form.) + (You let yourself go. You become one with the bees. You are a bee.) +--- +Track: Seatbelt Safety +Duration: '0:51' +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +Cover Artists: +- Sigourney Martin +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/seatbelt-safety +Sampled Tracks: +- The Wicker Man +Lyrics: |- + (Ladies and gentlemen, and everyone in between and otherwise, I'm here to tell you a story, about a certain man who did not know how to properly wear a seatbelt) + (That young man's name was Cronus Ampora, and one day he was driving his car, otherwise cruising and bruising, without wearing a seatbelt as mandated by Title 49 of the United States Code, Chapter 301, Motor Vehicle Safety Standard) + (In just a short time, through a series of trials and tribulations that would affect him on this day, he would discover the secrets of seatbelt safety, and have a convertive and a serious motor vehicle accident because he was unfastened within the vehicle) + (This is the story of that journey of self-discovery that would affect him for the rest of his life. All of you, I hope you enjoy) + (No not the bees! Not the bees! Aaaaaaaa!) +--- +Track: Damara's Bees (Fatalism Beemix) +Duration: '3:24' +Artists: +- NEON SYSTEM 95 +Cover Artists: +- Circlejourney +- Rebecca Peason +Contributors: +- magnoliajades (voice acting) +- Blackhole (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/damaras-bees-fatalism-beemix +Sampled Tracks: +- The Wicker Man +Referenced Tracks: +- grrrarrr +- ♈ - Fatalism +Lyrics: |- + (Now, remember what we went over before, Cronus. I don't have to repeat myself. If the safety belt is not on...) + (B-but Damara, I want to drive my rad greaser car vwithout having to vworry about the intricacies of safety) + (Are you listening to me? If the safety belt isn't fastened tight around your smoking hot waist, you're going to die) + (B-but I don't vwant to) + (I'm not joking. Wear the belt, or you'll die) + (Bu- bu- but bu-but) + (You'll die, Cronus. I'm saying right now, because the bees...they're going to get you, and you'll die) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Woaaa, bee, not the bee!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Oh not the bee, not the bee, not the bee) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Aaaa, not my eye!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aaaa not the aaa not my eyes! Aaaa!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Oh, bee, not the bee!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Oh not the bee, not the bee, not the bee) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Aaaa, not my eye!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aaaa not the aaa not my eyes! Aaaa!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Oh, bee, not the bee!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Oh not the bee, not the bee, not the bee) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Aaaa, not my eye!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aaaa not the aaa not my eyes! Aaaa!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Woaaa, bee, not the bee!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Oh not the bee, not the bee, not the bee) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Aaaa, not my eye!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aaaa not the aaa not my eyes! Aaaa!) + (Vwow, good thing no one actually has any bees around here) +--- +Track: Safety Crusher +Duration: '1:24' +Artists: +- Blackhole +Cover Artists: +- Lovisa Lassen +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/safety-crusher +Referenced Tracks: +- Metal Crusher +Lyrics: |- + (Boy, I sure do love being a piece of shit all day who doesn't wear his seatbelt) + (Hello) + (Vwhat the fuck?) + (I am the Safety Robot. I am here to teach you about seatbelts) + (Oh god) + (Buckle up, fish nerd) +--- +Track: In Love (With Safety) +Duration: '1:37' +Artists: +- magnoliajades +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/in-love-with-safety +Referenced Tracks: +- CORE +Cover Artists: +- Andrew Hussie +- Lovisa Lassen +Lyrics: |- + (Damara, help, save me from this creature!) + (He's got me trapped in the car) + (Damara, yes, get in the car, g-get in the car) + (Now that we're in the car, we can...wait, w-who's, who are, oh- oh...) + (Oh, vwhat are you doing) + (Oh, oh, safety bot, your...) + (Damara?) + (Your legs, they're so) + (Damara, vwhat...) + (Oh my god) + (Sort of being attacked here) + (Maybe later, you and I, we can go back to my respiteblock, and...) + (Oh, for god's sake) + + Hey there, hello mister safety bot + Is that a belt that you have strapped on? + You're teaching Cronus how to buckle up + But afterward I'll unfasten you + + Unlike other robots, you're concerned + for our safety, and that's attractive + Though what's safety without some danger + If you'd like, then I'll unfasten you + + You make my motor run, keep it on + I could be the belt to your buckle + You make my horn go [beep beep], do it again, + I could be the belt to your buckle + + (Watashi wa anzen botto no dikku wo suushitai desu) + (Hey, hang on, what are you doing with those bees?) +--- +Track: FEAR OF BEES +Duration: '2:02' +Artists: +- NEON SYSTEM 95 +Cover Artists: +- Circlejourney +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +- magnoliajades (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/fear-of-bees +Referenced Tracks: +- ♈ - Fatalism +Sampled Tracks: +- The Wicker Man +- Dark Souls 3 +Lyrics: |- + (Safety Bot does not care about troll romance. Safety Bot only cares about safety) + (Because you refuse safety, Safety Bot will now release the bees. Releasing bees now) + (What the fuck are you doing with those bees? Oh, fuck me Cronus, floor it, the bees are coming! The bees are coming!) + (Oh god, the bees) + (Damn it Cronus, I told you to wear protection! Get us out of here) + + (Aaaa, no, not the bees! Not the bees! Aaaa!) + (Woaa not my eyes! My eyes! Aaaa! Aaaa!) + (Aaaa! Woaa not my eyes! My eyes! Aaaa! Aaaa! Aaaa!) +--- +Track: Beltstep +Duration: '2:07' +Artists: +- Ducky Senpai +Cover Artists: +- Lovisa Lassen +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +- magnoliajades (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/beltstep +Sampled Tracks: +- Safety Crusher +Referenced Tracks: +- Safety Crusher +Lyrics: |- + (Warning. Safety Bot has detected that bee levels are in excess. Excess bees are unsafe. Engaging bees in combat.) + (Vwait, he's going to fight the bees? Yes!) + (Yeeeah, go Safety Bot, go!) + (I mean, it would have been good if he just hadn't released them in the first place, but) + (Engaging combat mode) + (Boy, I sure do love being a piece of shit all day who doesn't wear his seatbelt) + (Hello) + (Vwhat the fuck?) + (I am the Safety Robot. The Safety Robot. The Safety Robot. The Safety Robot. The Safe The Safe The Safe The Safe The Safety buckle up, fish nerd) + + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Boy, I sure do love being a piece of shit all day who doesn't wear his seatbelt) + (Hello) + (Vwhat the fuck?) + (Buckle up fish nerd) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd) + (Buckle up, buckle up) + (Vwhat the fuck?) + (Safety Bot has lost against the bees. The bees have won. Des-) +--- +Track: Beetermination (Thinking Bee) +Duration: '1:32' +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Cover Artists: +- Circlejourney +- Lovisa Lassen +Contributors: +- magnoliajades (voice acting) +- Blackhole (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/beetermination-thinking-bee +Sampled Tracks: +- The Bee Movie +Lyrics: |- + (Damn it, Safety Bot! Why are you so bad at fighting bees? And why are you so good in bed? Mm-mm) + (Yeah, how could bees defeat a robot anyway?) + (Because bees have the power of determination) + (Oh god, vwho the fuck are you?) + (I am the voice of the bees, and I'm here to tell you more about the bees) + (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.) + (Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.) + (The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible.) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bedbug) +--- +Track: Bee Safe +Duration: '1:49' +Artists: +- Circlejourney +Cover Artists: +- Lovisa Lassen +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +- magnoliajades (vocals) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/bee-safe +Referenced Tracks: +- Savior of the Driving Dead +- Part Of Your World +Lyrics: |- + (Vwait, I think I'm having an epiphany! The bees, I can communicate with them. They're teaching me about, about, about seatbelt safety!) + + Up where they buzz, up where they swarm + Up where they buckle up their seatbelts + Just wait and see, someday I'll be + One with the bees + + (Yeah. Bees. Zzzzzzz) + (Buckle up) +--- +Track: Savior of the Driving Dead +Duration: '1:34' +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Cover Artists: +- Lovisa Lassen +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +- magnoliajades (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-the-driving-dead +Lyrics: |- + (He's here now. The saviour of driving safety. The bees have shown him the way of the seatbelt. He is now...the Savior of the Driving Dead) + (Fuck you, Safety Bot! But also, <i>fuck you</i>, Safety Bot) + (Aaaa! Aaaa!) + (Damara is love, Damara is life. Deal with it.) +--- +Track: I Want You (To Wear a Seatbelt) +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Cover Artists: +- magnoliajades +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/i-want-you-to-wear-a-seatbelt +Sampled Tracks: +- The Wicker Man +Duration: '1:05' +Lyrics: |- + (So, Cronus. Now that you're a master of seatbelt safety, do you have anything to tell the masses?) + (Yes. I have to tell them, that I vwant you to vwear a seatbelt) + + (Oh, no, not the bees! Aaaa! Aaaa!) +--- +Track: Safe Drive at Midnight (Fuchsia Moonrise Beep Mix) +Duration: '1:08' +Artists: +- Circlejourney +Cover Artists: +- Lovisa Lassen +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +- magnoliajades (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/safe-drive-at-midnight-fuchsia-moonrise-beep-mix +Referenced Tracks: +- Fuchsia Moonrise +Lyrics: |- + (Hey Damara, vwant to go for a drive?) + + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + (The other day) + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + (I read a comic called Homestuck) + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + (And, uh, it was so...dumb) + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + (They didn't even have legs, like Safety Bot + (What's the point?) + +--- +Track: Sleep Tite, Veri +Duration: '2:00' +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/sleep-tite-veri +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Cover Artists: +- Sigourney Martin +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +Lyrics: + (And with that, we end our charming tale about road driving safety with seatbelts) + (Sleep tite, kids, and buckle up) + + (Buckle up) \ No newline at end of file |