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diff --git a/album/9.yaml b/album/9.yaml index 98969555..f033d2b7 100644 --- a/album/9.yaml +++ b/album/9.yaml @@ -76,9 +76,11 @@ Sampled Tracks: - 'Intro: I Switched My Robot Off' - Moonbase Alpha (Video Game) Lyrics: |- - i turned my daddy on (999) - and i s*x more (999) - but punish less. (999) + (i turned my daddy on) (999) + (and i s*x more) (999) + (but punish less.) (999) + (but punish less, punish less) (999) + (punish less, less, less) (999) (ignition) (here comes the skaian earthquake) (rollercoaster launched) (999, 999, 999) (413!) @@ -231,11 +233,11 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-souns-of-justis - https://youtu.be/RYHjrWeiEfw Lyrics: |- - (Stop! You violated the law) + (Stop! You violated the law.) - (Stop, in the name of the law) + (Stop, in the name of the law.) - (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret) + (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret.) Commentary: |- <i>Nicholas Nakano:</i> (Composer) because making a femorafreack song was a good idea @@ -357,10 +359,14 @@ Commentary: |- <i>yazshu:</i> (Artist) a Lyrics: |- - (When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you, they're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are-- Great Dinner.) + (When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you, they're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are— Great Dinner.) + (Hey, hey, hey, hey...) + It all could happen... + Where have you been... + Where have you been... --- Track: Intentional Unintentional Touhou @@ -583,21 +589,21 @@ Commentary: |- <i>Makin:</i> (Viewer) See <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFqbxhMFis">the music video</a>. Lyrics: |- - (I've got good cash today, better hit the stalls) - (I hope the win the--the big prizes) + (I've got good cash today, better hit the stalls.) + (I hope the win the— the big prizes.) (Maybe I can try me some of these... roller coasters?) - (How do you ride this? I wanna ride this... ride) - (Better buckle up for this ride of wheels) - (Young child, the passengers always die) - (I'm going on a limb, roller wheels or death) - (Drive me) - (Drive me) - (H*ck but with an apostrophe instead of an e) - (J U S T) - (J U S T) - (J U S T) - (J U S T) - (THANKS FOR RIDING) + (How do you ride this? I wanna ride this... ride.) + (Better buckle up for this ride of wheels.) + (Young child, the passengers always die.) + (I'm going on a limb, roller wheels or death.) + (Drive me.) + (Drive me.) + (H*ck but with an apostrophe instead of an e.) + (J U S T.) + (J U S T.) + (J U S T.) + (J U S T.) + (THANKS FOR RIDING.) --- Track: you have got to be SHITTONG me (temp title) Artists: @@ -734,7 +740,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Earthbound SFX - Fidget Spinner SFX Lyrics: |- - (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between--) + (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between...) Commentary: |- <i>yazshu:</i> (Composer) i want to @@ -1000,12 +1006,14 @@ Lyrics: |- This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better... + You can do anything you set your mind to, man Mom's Spaghetti-ghetti Ghe-ghe-ghetti Ghe-ghe-ghetti - (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) - (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) - (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + Ghetti --- Track: MoonScreamer @@ -1203,100 +1211,97 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Yo Home to Bel-Air Lyrics: |- (A-a-a-are you ready?) - old lord spanish was stompin around - his own felt manor like a big playground - when suddenly vaska burst from the shade - and hit lord spanish with a ball of eight - lord spanish was pissed and decided to strife - right before getting stabbed by a really dull knife - when the fearsome jack noir burst onto the scene - as jaed hardly crashed it in a flash of green - and she sicced her doggod on the sovereign slayer - but they heard someone shout "yo homes smell ya later!" - out came kraket with some weapons and loot - and dabe stidrer too in his birthday suit - and he took a pair of handcuffs from his cold, chained hands - locked vaska to a clonk all according to plan - as sirens blared on in a violent clamour - femorafreak vowed to send the trole to the slammer - - this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny - cool guys, new guys, and webcomics - as far as the eye can see - and only one will survive - i wonder who it will be? - this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny - - lord spanish threw a punch at femorafreak - and called on cans to knock him into next week - then jack came back ready for his next attack - but hecka jef ran in and stabbed him in the back - and vrasky had realized the cop had lost her trail - when dabe stidrer knew he'd be sending her to jail - but he suddenly stopped and his blood ran cold - and daddy jhon ebgret put him in a chokehold - and he saw lord spanish sneaking up from behind - so he reached for his ham which he just couldn't find - cause vrasky stole it from him for some extra weight - but hecka jef nabbed it off her fictional plate - and he ran towards jhon ready for revenge - as dabe sprang forward with a dad to defend - as quick as a flash, they collided in the air - and they both got spooked by a lil cal stare - - this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny - cool guys, new guys, and webcomics - as far as the eye can see - and only one will survive - i wonder who it will be? - this is the ultimate "o"down... - - cherubs cried out - a frightening jingle - from the ninth circle - arose chuck tingle - who delivered a pounding - into jhon's butt - that ruptured his organs - and made him nut - and he fell on the ground - his life now a mess - as vrasky absconded - with snoman's dress - but chuck saw right through - her clever disguise - and tore her ass open - with just his eyes - - then snoman's black inches and the staff of hunk rump - and penumbra gunshow singalong's trump - apple girlington and robbie rotten - tensei face and michael guy bowman - toby fox spades sleck fresh jimmy matchsticks - grand dad crank dat 720 memes to pick - hadron kaleido and mobius trip - itchy momi and bilious slick - - all came out of nowhere lightning fast - and pounded chuck tingle in his viral ass - it was the sexiest battle that "o" would dare write - with his readers looking on in hypnotized fright - the battle ended to thunderous cheers - when hiveswap released after ten thousand years - the champion stood, we bowed our heads and knew - it was neil cicierega giving credit where it's due. - - this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny - cool guys, new guys, and webcomics - as far as the eye can see - and only one will survive - i wonder who it will be? - this is the ultimate "o"down... - (this is the ultimate "o"down...) - this is the ultimate "o"down... - (this is the ultimate "o"down...) - this is the ultimate "o"down... - of ultimate destiny! + Old Lord Spanish was stompin around + His own Felt Manor like a big playground + When suddenly Vaska burst from the shade + And hit Lord Spanish with a ball of eight + Lord Spanish was pissed and decided to strife + Right before getting stabbed by a really dull knife + When the fearsome Jack Noir burst onto the scene + As Jaed Hardly crashed it in a flash of green + And she sicced her doggod on the Sovereign Slayer + But they heard someone shout "Yo homes smell ya later!" + Out came Kraket with some weapons and loot + And Dabe Stidrer too in his birthday suit + And he took a pair of handcuffs from his cold, chained hands + Locked Vaska to a clonk all according to plan + As sirens blared on in a violent clamour + Femorafreak vowed to send the trole to the slammer + + This is the ultimate "[[artist:o|o]]"down of ultimate destiny + Cool guys, new guys, and webcomics + As far as the eye can see + And only one will survive + I wonder who it will be? + This is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny + + Lord Spanish threw a punch at Femorafreak + And called on Cans to knock him into next week + Then Jack came back ready for his next attack + But Hecka Jef ran in and stabbed him in the back + And Vrasky had realized the cop had lost her trail + When Dabe Stidrer knew he'd be sending her to jail + But he suddenly stopped and his blood ran cold + And daddy Jhon Ebgret put him in a chokehold + And he saw Lord Spanish sneaking up from behind + So he reached for his ham which he just couldn't find + Cause Vrasky stole it from him for some extra weight + But Hecka Jef nabbed it off her fictional plate + And he ran towards Jhon ready for revenge + As Dabe sprang forward with a dad to defend + As quick as a flash, they collided in the air + And they both got spooked by a Lil Cal stare + + This is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny + Cool guys, new guys, and webcomics + As far as the eye can see + And only one will survive + I wonder who it will be? + This is the ultimate "o"down... + + Cherubs cried out + A frightening jingle + From the ninth circle + Arose Chuck Tingle + Who delivered a pounding + Into Jhon's butt + That ruptured his organs + And made him nut + And he fell on the ground + His life now a mess + As Vrasky absconded + With Snoman's dress + But Chuck saw right through + Her clever disguise + And tore her ass open + With just his eyes + + Then Snoman's black inches and the staff of Hunk Rump + And [[album:gunshow-singalong|Penumbra Gunshow Singalong's Trump]] + [[track:an-apple-disaster|Apple Girlington]] and [[track:we-are-number-one|Robbie Rotten]] + [[group:tensei|Tensei Face]] and [[group:michael-guy-bowman|Michael Guy Bowman]] + [[group:toby-fox|Toby Fox]] Spades Sleck Fresh Jimmy Matchsticks + [[track:the-flintstones-the-rescue-of-dino-and-hoppy-title-themeending|Grand Dad]] crank dat 720 memes to pick + [[album:mobius-trip-and-hadron-kaleido|Hadron Kaleido and Mobius Trip]] + Itchy Momi and Bilious Slick + + All came out of nowhere lightning fast + And pounded Chuck Tingle in his viral ass + It was the sexiest battle that "o" would dare write + With his readers looking on in hypnotized fright + The battle ended to thunderous cheers + When Hiveswap released after ten thousand years + The champion stood, we bowed our heads and knew + It was [[artist:neil-cicierega|Neil Cicierega]] giving credit where it's due + + This is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny + Cool guys, new guys, and webcomics + As far as the eye can see + And only one will survive + I wonder who it will be? + This is the ultimate "o"down (This is the ultimate "o"down) + This is the ultimate "o"down (This is the ultimate "o"down) + This is the ultimate "o"down... of ultimate destiny! Commentary: |- <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer) While talking in the CaNMT server, I had the dumbest idea for a parody of the Neil Cicierega song "The Ultimate Showdown" wherein the various characters in the song were replaced with Homestuck and CaNWC characters. I wrote out the first verse on a whim, and I knew I had to make a full song around it. I wrote the lyrics first, and once wheals and I made sure they were of a sufficient quality, I started work on the instrumental. I tried to make it be as faithful to the original song as possible, but added my own twists to it through additional sequences and some light referencing of other Homestuck songs. Initially the instrumentation was very similar to Neil's work, but I later went back and changed it to make it more synth-y. I also experimented with fitting leitmotifs into the mix in a CaNH-style way where they fit with the lyrics, but I felt they were too shoehorned in. Finally, I approached WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES to help me out by actually singing the thing, since I can't sing for shit (not even in an ironically good way.) Once he was finished, I did my best to mix it into the song in a pleasing way. Making this song was a real challenge for me, since I never really work with vocals in my music. As a result, I don't feel it's my best work, but I hope you guys will enjoy it and find it funny! @@ -1454,7 +1459,8 @@ Lyrics: |- It's the Nutshack! (Yah!) It's the Nutshack! (Aaah!) - It's the Nutshack-- + It's the Nutshack! + It's the Nutshack! Commentary: |- <i>yazshu:</i> (Composer) life is pain @@ -1552,7 +1558,7 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/mJh85Yl9n-A Referenced Tracks: - Unite Synchronization -- The Next Episode +- The Next Episode (Radio Edit) - Bowman's Credit Score - Takyon (Death Yon) - Meet the Flintstones @@ -1584,7 +1590,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - U Guessed It Sampled Tracks: - Unite Synchronization -- The Next Episode +- The Next Episode (Radio Edit) - Bowman's Credit Score - Takyon (Death Yon) - Meet the Flintstones @@ -1600,6 +1606,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - I absolutely loathe this Drummer. - Tunak Tunak Tun - Snow halation +- Loud Nigra - All Star - One Pound Fish - X Gon' Give It to Ya @@ -1615,54 +1622,46 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Bassline Junkie - U Guessed It Lyrics: |- - (approximate) - Da-da-da-da, it's the one and only Snoop D-O-GG (Snoop Dogg!) - Da-da-da-da, it's the one and only Snoop D-O-GG (Snoop Dogg!) - - I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. + (La-da-da-da-dah) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) + (It's the one and only D-O-double-G) (Do you know what it is? It's my credit score.) (Snoop Dogg!) + (La-da-da-da-dah) (And it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.) + (You know I'm mobbin' with the D-R-E) (The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money.) (Yeah, yeah, yeah!) - Two to the one, from the one to the three - I like good pussy and I like good tree - Smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe - and I get more ass than (We are number one!) + (TA) Two to the one, from the one to the three (KYON) + (TA-TA) I like good pussy and I like good tree (KYON-TA) + (KYON) Smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe (KYON) + (TA-TA) And I get more ass than (Triple six, five, forked tongue) (We are number one!) The GameBro is here and he's got the games All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school And he's got just a few cheat codes for you - Yo I'm the GameGrl, and I've got the scores<br>'Cause I woop butt and game hardcore - I might look cute but I play to win - So get your head in the game, 'cause we're about to begin - I got sweet moves and secret skills - To pull off the codes, the combos, and kills - Tapping my fingers like a maniac - This girl's gone bad on a game attack! - The games will never stop, the games will never stop (TA-KYON, TA-TA KYON, TA-KYON, TA-TA) - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - The games will never stop, the games will never stop (TA-KYON, TA-TA KYON, TA-KYON, TA-TA) - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - - (The Games Will Never Stop) - - OK, it's Childish Gambino, home girl drop it like the NASDAQ - Move white girls like there's coke up my ass crack - - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - The games will never stop, the games will never stop - - Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da (Never gonna give you up) + Yo I'm the GameGrl, and I've got the scores (The games will never stop) + 'Cause I woop butt and game hardcore (The games will never stop) + I might look cute but I play to win (The games will never stop) (Oh shit I'm feeling it) + So get your head in the game, 'cause we're about to begin (The games will never stop) (TAKYON) + I got sweet moves and secret skills (The games will never stop) (Hell yeah, fuck yeah, I feel like killing it, TAKYON) + To pull off the codes, the combos, and kills (The games will never stop) (Alright that's tight, what its like to experience) + Tapping my fingers like a maniac (The games will never stop) (TAKYON) + This girl's gone bad on a game attack! (The games will never stop) (TA TA-TA-TA-TA) + + OK, it's Childish Gambino, home girl drop it like the NASDAQ (The games will never stop, the games will never stop) + Move white girls like there's coke up my ass crack (The games will never stop, the games will never stop) Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down) Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Never gonna run around and desert you) Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Todokete setsuna) + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Sa ni wa) - Hey now, you're an all star - Get your game on, go play - Hey now, you're a rock star - Get the show on, get paid - And all that glitters is gold - Only shootin' stars break the mold - - (We are number, we are number, we are number one) + Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play + (Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da) + Hey now, you're a rock star get the show on, get paid) + (Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da) + And all that glitters is gold (We are number one, we are number one) + Only shootin' stars break the mold (We are number, we are number, we are number one) Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar (<i>Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love</i>) Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar... (<i>Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love</i>) @@ -1670,46 +1669,33 @@ Lyrics: |- X gon' give it to ya (What?) Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real - With the non-stop pop-pop--- you wanna put a bangin' donk on it! + With the non-stop pop-pop— you wanna put a bangin' donk on it! - I've created a monster + I've created a monster (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING) 'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more - They want Shady I'm chopped liver - Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya - A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor - Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart + They want Shady I'm chopped liver (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING) + Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya (DO THE WINDY THING THING) + A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING) + Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING) Quicker than a shock - When I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor - When I'm not cooperating - When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!) - - You waited this long now stop debating - 'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating - I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney - But your husband's heart problem's complicating - - So the FCC won't let me be - Or let me be me so let me see - They try to shut me down on MTV - But it feels so empty without me - - Everybody get up it's time to slam now - We got a real jam goin' down - Welcome to the Space Jam - Here's your chance, do your dance - At the Space Jam - Alright - - I play Pokémon GO every day - I play Pokémon GO - - --mom's spaghetti - He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready - To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting - What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud + When I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING) + When I'm not cooperating (DO THE WINDY THING THING) + When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (DO THE WINDY THING) (Hey!) - I play Pokémon GO every day - I play Pokémon GO + You waited this long now stop debating (Everybody get up) (Kick, kick) + 'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating (It's time to slam now) (Kick, kick) + I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney (We got a real jam goin' down) (Kick, kick) + But your husband's heart problem's complicating (Kick, kick) + + So the FCC won't let me be (Welcome to the Space Jam) (Kick, kick) + Or let me be me so let me see (Here's your chance, do your dance) (Kick, kick) + They try to shut me down on MTV (At the Space Jam) (Kick, kick) + But it feels so empty without me (Alright) (Kick, kick) + + I play Pokémon GO every day (Mom's spaghetti) + I play Pokémon GO (He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready) + I play Pokémon GO every day (To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting) + I play Pokémon GO (What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud) Soulja Boy off in this ho Watch me crank it, watch me roll @@ -1721,7 +1707,7 @@ Lyrics: |- Now watch— Soulja Boy off in this ho Watch me crank it - Bitch you guessed it-- + Bitch you guessed it— Commentary: |- <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) more like i want to diesed edition @@ -2207,7 +2193,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Oh Boo Hoo Lyrics: |- - (killing-killing Pikachu? kill-kill-Pikachu?) + (Killing-killing Pikachu? Kill-kill-Pikachu?) Commentary: |- <i>Makin:</i> (Not Composer) give me a sec while I pull the cool video up. If you're not watching the stream this will make no sense to you. @@ -2253,10 +2239,13 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Roustabout (Bassnectar Remix) - Buy NAK Sell DOOF - U.N. Owen Was Her? +Sampled Tracks: +- Dunkey History of Gaming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McDXSxH3Sx8 which in turn samples Here Comes the Money by Naughty by Nature Lyrics: |- (Nak x413) - (Uh oh? Did someone say yeeeeeeeaaa---) + (MONEYYYYY) (Here we go, money talks) (HERE COMES THE MONEY) + (UH OH, DID SOMEONE SAY KNAAAAAAAAAAAA...) Commentary: |- <i>Discfortune:</i> (Vocalist) Nak @@ -2276,7 +2265,7 @@ Track: Of Orchids and Roses (Full) Artists: - Nicholas Nakano Has Cover Art: false -Duration: '03:00' +Duration: '05:09' URLs: - https://youtu.be/SOD_MoqZWkc Referenced Tracks: @@ -2290,7 +2279,7 @@ Track: The Souns of Justis (Full) Artists: - Nicholas Nakano Has Cover Art: false -Duration: '02:00' +Duration: '03:37' URLs: - https://youtu.be/HpCPoz_4xM0 Referenced Tracks: @@ -2299,18 +2288,20 @@ Referenced Tracks: - justice must be a serve - Heir Conditioning - Cornered +Sampled Tracks: +- oblivion guards Lyrics: |- - (Stop! You violated the law) + (Stop! You violated the law.) - (Stop, in the name of the law) + (Stop, in the name of the law.) - (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret) + (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret.) --- Track: Fly Me To The Elevator (Full) Artists: - webdiings Has Cover Art: false -Duration: '01:51' +Duration: '01:42' URLs: - https://youtu.be/TT7Ta0cEgUo Referenced Tracks: |