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| -rw-r--r-- | album/bowmania.yaml | 4 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml | 18 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml | 4 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/cool-and-new-homestuck.yaml | 2 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml | 6 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/greatest-hits-2.yaml | 1483 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/intermishin.yaml | 4 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/lofam4.yaml | 12 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/lofam5.yaml | 4 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/one-week-older.yaml | 22 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml | 8 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/v8lume.yaml | 2 |
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diff --git a/album/9.yaml b/album/9.yaml index 46cc6340..ed632096 100644 --- a/album/9.yaml +++ b/album/9.yaml @@ -1051,7 +1051,7 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/tbONgMs_o0M Referenced Tracks: - track:moshi-moshi -- Dialup +- track:dialup - Feel Good Inc. Commentary: |- <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) @@ -2161,7 +2161,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Infection - Tock - Tick -- 1 Through 15 +- track:1-through-15 - CONTACT - track:in-the-beginning-canwc - Ratboy Genius Theme Song @@ -2179,7 +2179,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Vaccine - Oh Boo Hoo - track:jungle-3 -- Fighting Spirit ~Double Ascended Form~ +- track:fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form - While the Iron's Hot - track:unintentional-touhou - Unintentional Anime (Piano Version) diff --git a/album/bowmania.yaml b/album/bowmania.yaml index 5cec3784..a9206941 100644 --- a/album/bowmania.yaml +++ b/album/bowmania.yaml @@ -47,14 +47,14 @@ Cover Artists: Duration: '02:18' Referenced Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix -- Savior of a Lot of Money +- track:savior-of-a-lot-of-money - track:heir-of-grief Sampled Tracks: - Your Bed - Bumper to Bumper - Michael Bowman Remix - Bowman's Credit Score -- Savior of a Lot of Money +- track:savior-of-a-lot-of-money URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lore-2-the-revengning - https://youtu.be/QKN9oelGbCc diff --git a/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml b/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml index 7f518fe9..d3086309 100644 --- a/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml +++ b/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml @@ -666,7 +666,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Secretary of Industrial Rap and Grunge Rock Kurt "MCRIDE" Cobain - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - Plaguespreader -- Hurt My Finger +- track:hurt-my-finger - track:old-secret - track:sburban-jungle - Descend @@ -735,7 +735,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Flare - Last Battle - Converge -- Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe) +- track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe - Cascade (Beta) - track:unite-synchronization --- @@ -794,9 +794,9 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/eIlUHtjuXaI Referenced Tracks: - How to Converge at Flavortown -- Excess Express +- track:excess-express - Train -- Amidst This Mess +- track:amidst-this-mess --- Track: Ich Bin Eine Spieldose Artists: @@ -942,14 +942,14 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/VsOJqKK6Qu4 Referenced Tracks: - I despise this BUILDUPes -- Light at the End of the Tunnel +- track:light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel - Re-routed Repair - Ich Bin Eine Spieldose - The Tempestuous Traveler - 128 BPM Sampled Tracks: - I despise this BUILDUPes -- Light at the End of the Tunnel +- track:light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel - Re-routed Repair - Ich Bin Eine Spieldose - The Tempestuous Traveler @@ -1076,7 +1076,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Chronic Jungle - Spider Dance - track:showtime-piano-refrain -- Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe) +- track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe - track:upward-movement-dave-owns - Ruins (With Strings) - Infection @@ -1124,7 +1124,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - 'Dead Secretary: Zero Health' - Dogsong - Converge -- Hurt My Finger +- track:hurt-my-finger - Flare - Rhythm Code - track:upward-movement-dave-owns @@ -1146,7 +1146,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - The Tempestuous Traveler - All Star - Re-routed Repair -- Light at the End of the Tunnel +- track:light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel - Whales - Ghost Train - No Credit Card diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml index fc2c2b0e..a3fb0aca 100644 --- a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml +++ b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml @@ -1214,12 +1214,12 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/wA5GPRzlJDk Referenced Tracks: - Creata (Cool and New Synth Mix) -- 72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO +- track:720x-showdown-combo - Eternity Served Medium-Well, Avec Crème de Champignons (A.K.A. Eternity Served Spicy) - Tycoon of Grief Sampled Tracks: - Creata (Cool and New Synth Mix) -- 72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO +- track:720x-showdown-combo - Eternity Served Medium-Well, Avec Crème de Champignons (A.K.A. Eternity Served Spicy) - Tycoon of Grief Lyrics: |- diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck.yaml index 2b629512..fa6a7a27 100644 --- a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck.yaml +++ b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck.yaml @@ -1416,7 +1416,7 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - track:timestop - track:flarezzzzzzz -- Savior of the Screaming Dead +- track:savior-of-the-screaming-dead - track:black-yard-green-fun --- Track: Tick Tock Comes the Bad Wolf diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml index 6b4c6adf..3edf300a 100644 --- a/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml +++ b/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml @@ -121,7 +121,7 @@ Art Tags: - Jhon - John - LoWaS -- blood (abstract) +- 'cw: blood (abstract)' Referenced Tracks: - track:showtime-piano-refrain - track:its-showtime @@ -159,7 +159,7 @@ Art Tags: - John - Dave - Jade -- cops +- 'cw: cops' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/justice-must-be-a-serve - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff7sA5UFc5M @@ -513,7 +513,7 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unity-of-thorns - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2om7yjI7nF0 Art Tags: -- blood (abstract) +- 'cw: blood (abstract)' --- Track: Hankage Fantazumu Duration: '1:53' diff --git a/album/greatest-hits-2.yaml b/album/greatest-hits-2.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..235c784d --- /dev/null +++ b/album/greatest-hits-2.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,1483 @@ +Album: Greatest Hits 2 +Date: July 20, 2017, 12:00:01 +Date Added: September 19, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/greatest-hits-2 +Cover Artists: +- Sozzay +Art Tags: +- Rose +Wallpaper File Extension: jpg +Wallpaper Artists: +- Sozzay +- Makin (edits for wiki) +Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.6;' +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Color: '#c6bb61' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Commentary: |- + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + Here's to over a year of cool and new albums. Thanks for sticking with us! + + Songs with additions and/or revisions include: + [[track:downwards-greatest-hits-2]] + [[track:midnight-greatest-hits-2]] + [[track:meme-voyage-greatest-hits-2]] + [[track:vegetal-colina-greatest-hits-2]] + [[track:horizontal-headshot]] + [[track:enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure-greatest-hits-2]] + [[track:libera-me-from-bowman-greatest-hits-2]] + [[track:fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form-greatest-hits-2]] + [[track:1-through-15-greatest-hits-2]] + [[track:720x-showdown-combo-greatest-hits-2]] + [[track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe-greatest-hits-2]] + [[track:you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title-greatest-hits-2]] + + --- + + Greatest Hits 2 - Limited Run Vinyl + It's too good to be true! Fall in love with "Cool and New Web Comic - Greatest Hits 2" all over again in this stunning limited edition vinyl collectible. Each purchase comes with a set of all previous Cool and New Music Team album booklets, commentary for each song in "Cool and New Web Comic - Greatest Hits 2", a redeemable digital code for "Cool and New Web Comic - Greatest Hits 2", a 0' x 0' poster of the "Cool and New Web Comic - Greatest Hits 2" cover, signed by all members of the team, a 2-foot scroll with the official Cool and New Music Team Banlist, an original, signed copy of the Track Judging Flowchart, a set of two pillows along with bedsheets previously owned by [[artist:bambosh]] (USED), a fortune cookie with [[artist:ostrichlittledungeon]]'s full name, a functioning [[artist:discfortune]] slot machine replica, one :[[artist:tensei|tensei]]face: baffler, a [[artist:mathias-ramalho]] podcast, a customized USB with a high-quality mp3 of [[track:black-rose-green-sun]] by [[artist:meems]], an exclusive preview to "megalasagna", a DLC season pass, a physical disk copy of Sonic Mania for the Gameboy Advance SP, a written thank-you note from [[artist:no-funny-name]] along with their official note of resignation, and the SECRET TO [[artist:o]]'s IDENTITY!* + *Purchase is not included with purchase. For more information, contact your family doctor. +--- +Track: Revisit/Rewind +Originally Released As: track:revisit-rewind +Directory: revisit-rewind-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '06:13' +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- John +- Aradia +- Skaia +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/revisit-rewind-2 +--- +Track: Downwards +Directory: downwards-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:35' +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Germy +- Derse +Referenced Tracks: +- track:downwards +Sampled Tracks: +- track:downwards +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/downwards-2 +--- +Track: 'Jungle #3' +Originally Released As: track:jungle-3 +Directory: jungle-3-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:05' +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Roxy +- Dirk +- 'cw: blood (abstract)' +- 'cw: decapitation (abstract)' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jungle-3-2 +--- +Track: le canrival +Originally Released As: track:le-canrival +Directory: le-canrival-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:12' +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Jaed +- Rose +- Jhon +- Dabe +- Jade +- John +- Dave +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/le-canrival-2 +--- +Track: Thyme on My Fries +Originally Released As: track:thyme-on-my-fries +Directory: thyme-on-my-fries-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '03:27' +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Art Tags: +- Jake +- Dirk +- HB +- DD +- Carapacians +- Earth +- Derse +- 'cw: decapitation (abstract)' +- 'cw: blood' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/thyme-on-my-fries-2 +--- +Track: Midnight +Directory: midnight-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:49' +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Jack Noir +- Felt Manor +Referenced Tracks: +- track:midnight +Sampled Tracks: +- track:midnight +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-2 +--- +Track: Ringleader +Originally Released As: track:ringleader +Directory: ringleader-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '03:07' +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- The Felt +- Felt Manor +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ringleader-2 +--- +Track: Conflict (Guitarkind) +Originally Released As: track:conflict-guitarkind +Directory: conflict-guitarkind-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '00:53' +Cover Artists: +- avocado +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conflict-guitarkind-2 +--- +Track: Meme Voyage +Originally Released As: track:meme-voyage +Directory: meme-voyage-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '05:05' +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Hella Jeff +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/meme-voyage-2 +--- +Track: '{s] coaster: Rise and fall' +Originally Released As: track:s-coaster-rise-and-fall +Directory: s-coaster-rise-and-fall-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:51' +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Dabe +- John +- Dave +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-coaster-rise-and-fall-2 +--- +Track: Light at the End of the Tunnel +Originally Released As: track:light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel +Directory: light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:32' +Cover Artists: +- Mathias Ramalho +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-2 +--- +Track: Creatrix +Originally Released As: track:creatrix +Directory: creatrix-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:09' +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Frogs +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/creatrix-2 +--- +Track: dabestep ULTRAMEGAMIX w aditionel drumbs +Originally Released As: track:dabestep-ultramegamix-w-aditionel-drumbs +Directory: dabestep-ultramegamix-w-aditionel-drumbs-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:53' +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- Dabe +- Dave +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dabestep-ultramegamix-w-aditionel-drumbs-2 +--- +Track: Vegetal Colina +Directory: vegetal-colina-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:24' +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Referenced Tracks: +- track:vegetal-colina +Sampled Tracks: +- track:vegetal-colina +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vegetal-colina-2 +--- +Track: (intractive?) Character Selection Screen +Originally Released As: track:intractive-character-selection-screen +Directory: intractive-character-selection-screen-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:28' +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Art Tags: +- MSPA Reader +- Dadd +- Momi +- Hrates Bocars +- Germy +- Jhon +- Dabe +- WQ +- Femorafreack +- Rose +- Jaed +- Hecka Jef +- Jack Noir +- John's dad +- Rose's mom +- HB +- John +- Dave +- Jade +- Hella Jeff +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intractive-character-selection-screen-2 +--- +Track: It's Bb Major Not A# Major (Because The Song Is In D Minor) +Originally Released As: track:its-bb-major-not-a-major-because-the-song-is-in-d-minor +Directory: its-bb-major-not-a-major-because-the-song-is-in-d-minor-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:49' +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-bb-major-not-a-major-because-the-song-is-in-d-minor-2 +--- +Track: I Miss You +Originally Released As: track:i-miss-you +Directory: i-miss-you-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:15' +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-miss-you-2 +--- +Track: hors +Originally Released As: track:hors +Directory: hors-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '03:17' +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Arquiusprite +- Maplehoof +- Horses +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hors-2 +--- +Track: BLΛNK JIMMEE +Originally Released As: track:blank-jimmee +Directory: blank-jimmee-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:13' +Cover Artists: +- SplitSuns +- Hadron +Art Tags: +- Fresh Jimmy +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bl-nk-jimmee-2 +--- +Track: Horizontal Headshot +Directory: horizontal-headshot +Duration: '02:50' +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Dirk +Referenced Tracks: +- dick coordinat +- dikr; bring togehter +Sampled Tracks: +- dick coordinat +- dikr; bring togehter +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/horizontal-headshot +--- +Track: Dialup +Originally Released As: track:dialup +Directory: dialup-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:13' +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Art Tags: +- WQ +- Jhon +- Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite +- Rose +- AR +- John +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dialup-2 +--- +Track: 'Enter with Caliborn: Destruction Adventure' +Directory: enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '05:34' +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- Lord English +Referenced Tracks: +- track:enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure +Sampled Tracks: +- track:enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure-2 +--- +Track: '"Libera me" From Bowman' +Directory: libera-me-from-bowman-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:33' +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Referenced Tracks: +- track:libera-me-from-bowman +Sampled Tracks: +- track:libera-me-from-bowman +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/libera-me-from-bowman-2 +--- +Track: A Basketball Calamity +Originally Released As: track:a-basketball-calamity +Directory: a-basketball-calamity-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '03:48' +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Art Tags: +- Lil Cal +- Germy +- Ruined Earth +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-basketball-calamity-2 +--- +Track: Stab - Stab - Stab +Originally Released As: track:stab-stab-stab +Directory: stab-stab-stab-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '03:55' +Cover Artists: +- bobthetacocat +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stab-stab-stab-2 +--- +Track: Resend +Originally Released As: track:resend +Directory: resend-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:48' +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Aradia +- Jhon +- John +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/resend-2 +--- +Track: Big Bad Beta Kids +Originally Released As: track:big-bad-beta-kids +Directory: big-bad-beta-kids-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '00:33' +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Jaed +- Jhon +- Dabe +- Jade +- John +- Dave +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/big-bad-beta-kids-2 +--- +Track: FairyDust (Vrasky's Theme) +Originally Released As: track:fairydust-vraskys-theme +Directory: fairydust-vraskys-theme-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:52' +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Vriska +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fairydust-vraskys-theme-2 +--- +Track: Amidst This Mess +Originally Released As: track:amidst-this-mess +Directory: amidst-this-mess-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '03:08' +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Jhon +- Kanaya +- John +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/amidst-this-mess-2 +--- +Track: Nightmare Yard +Originally Released As: track:nightmare-yard +Directory: nightmare-yard-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:21' +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Art Tags: +- 'cw: blood (abstract)' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nightmare-yard-2 +--- +Track: Echo Chamber +Originally Released As: track:echo-chamber +Directory: echo-chamber-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:33' +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/echo-chamber-2 +Lyrics: |- + (When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you, they're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are— Great Dinner.) + + (Hey, hey, hey, hey...) + + It all could happen... + + Where have you been... + + Where have you been... +--- +Track: Starsetter +Originally Released As: track:starsetter +Directory: starsetter-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:19' +Cover Artists: +- SplitSuns +Art Tags: +- Gate +- Jhon +- Dabe +- Dadd +- John +- Dave +- John's dad +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/starsetter-2 +--- +Track: Endure +Originally Released As: track:endure +Directory: endure-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:59' +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Carapacians +- Hella Jeff +- Prospit +- 'cw: blood (abstract)' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/endure-2 +--- +Track: 1x SHOWDOWN COMBO +Originally Released As: track:1x-showdown-combo +Directory: 1x-showdown-combo-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:39' +Cover Artists: +- NyashAlex +Art Tags: +- John +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/1x-showdown-combo-2 +--- +Track: Bowman-o-Matic +Originally Released As: track:bowman-o-matic +Directory: bowman-o-matic-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:53' +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Vriska +- John +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-o-matic-2 +Lyrics: |- + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + + (Bbbbbbbb-bo bo bobo bobo bo b-b-bo Bowman) + (Bo b-bo bo bo b-b-bo Bo-o-owman) + (Bo bobo bobo bo b-b-bo Bowman) + (Bobo b-bo b-bo bbbb b-bbbbbbbbbb...) + + I'm thinking of a number between 450 and 850 + Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be + 720, 720 + 700, hundred, 20, 20 + + (Sorry caller, you're gonna have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off my brother!) + Michael Bowman + (That's hilarious! Pittsburgh!) + (Well let's start with the obvious, that's a curious situation!) + + A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S + A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A + Lotta money + + B O R E D + Let's have backyard + B O R E D + Let's have fun! + + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + Buttocks +--- +Track: Nakkin' Ned's Nice Naks +Originally Released As: track:nakkin-neds-nice-naks +Directory: nakkin-neds-nice-naks-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:22' +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Consorts +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nakkin-neds-nice-naks-2 +Lyrics: |- + (Nak x413) + + (MONEYYYYY) (Here we go, money talks) (HERE COMES THE MONEY) + (UH OH, DID SOMEONE SAY KNAAAAAAAAAAAA...) +--- +Track: Fighting Spirit ~Double Ascended Form~ +Directory: fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:19' +Cover Artists: +- trip +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Femorafreack +- Hecka Jef +- Germy +- Hella Jeff +- 'cw: cops' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form +- Plague +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +Sampled Tracks: +- track:fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form-2 +--- +Track: Nobody kn"o"ws +Originally Released As: track:nobody-knows +Directory: nobody-knows-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '03:58' +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Hella Jeff +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nobody-knows-2 +--- +Track: Aura of Colour +Originally Released As: track:aura-of-colour +Directory: aura-of-colour-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '03:43' +Cover Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Art Tags: +- Rose +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aura-of-colour-2 +--- +Track: Moshi Finds a(n) NES +Originally Released As: track:moshi-finds-a-nes +Directory: moshi-finds-an-nes-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:11' +Cover Artists: +- bobthetacocat +- Ephemerald +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-finds-a-n-nes +--- +Track: Two master classes, a knife enthusiast, and a green dude walk into a bar. +Originally Released As: track:two-master-classes-a-knife-enthusiast-and-a-green-dude-walk-into-a-bar +Directory: two-master-classes-a-knife-enthusiast-and-a-green-dude-walk-into-a-bar-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '05:44' +Cover Artists: +- Sozzay +Art Tags: +- Lord English +- Rose +- Jack Noir +- Hecka Jef +- Hella Jeff +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/two-master-classes-a-knife-enthusiast-and-a-green-dude-walk-into-a-bar-2 +--- +Track: Rolla Coasta Tycoon +Originally Released As: track:rolla-coasta-tycoon +Directory: rolla-coasta-tycoon-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '00:45' +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rolla-coasta-tycoon-2 +--- +Track: 1 Through 15 +Directory: 1-through-15-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:31' +Cover Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Art Tags: +- Lord English +Referenced Tracks: +- track:1-through-15 +Sampled Tracks: +- track:1-through-15 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/1-through-15-2 +--- +Track: How Jack And Calliope Ran Away From An Imaginary Planet Together While Arguing About Whether It Really Did Exist Or Not +Originally Released As: track:how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away +Directory: how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:11' +Cover Artists: +- Linkslittlefriend +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Caliborn +- Jaed +- Jade +- Prospit +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away-from-an-imaginary-planet-together-while-arguing-about-whether-it-really-did-exist-or-not-2 +--- +Track: Of Bork and Yifs +Originally Released As: track:of-bork-and-yifs +Directory: of-bork-and-yifs-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:29' +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Art Tags: +- Jaed +- Beq +- Jade +- Becquerel +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/of-bork-and-yifs-2 +--- +Track: 72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO +Directory: 720x-showdown-combo-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '05:36' +Cover Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Art Tags: +- John's nanna +- Jasprose +- John +- Roxy +- Ace Dick +- Lord English +- Meenah +- The Felt +- Karkat +- Jake +- Kanaya +- Kanaya's lusus +- Rose +- Maplehoof +- John's dad +- Jane +- Dave +- Lil Cal +- Terezi +- Dirk +- Vriska +- Davesprite +- Caliborn +- Jack Noir +- Jhon +- Problem Sleuth +- Sweet Bro +- Jade +- HB +- Calliope +- Becquerel +- Sans +- Dabe +- Fresh Jimmy +- Derse +- Ruined Earth +- LoCaH +- Skaia +- Meteor +- LoPaH +Referenced Tracks: +- track:720x-showdown-combo +Sampled Tracks: +- track:720x-showdown-combo +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/720x-showdown-combo-2 +Lyrics: |- + It's the— + OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD + OH MY GOD MY GOOOOOD + + (Fool me once.) (Are you kidding me?) (Fool me twice.) [unintelligible] (Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you!) (Oh, nigga!) + + OLÉ! + + GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! + GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! + + [Animal Crossing noises] + + C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!) + C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!) + C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!) + Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!) + + So they're finally here, performing for you + If you know the words, you can join in too + Put your hands together, if you want to clap + As we take you through, this monkey rap! + + Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! + Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! + Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! + Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! + + When the pimp's in the crib, ma + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot + When the pigs try to get at you + Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot + + Interior crocodile alligator + I drive a Chevrolet movie theater + + Big dirty stinking bass + Dirty stinking bass + Big dirty stinking bass bass bass bass + + X gon' give it to ya (What?) + Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) + Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real + With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel + Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) + But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) + + (READY? GO!) + + (PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED!) + (SHARE STOCK!) + + La-da-da-da-dah + It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) + La-da-da-da-dah + It's one and only D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) + + [screaming] + + BACK, YARD, FUN! + + It's GameBro! + When you're out of quarters, he's got your back + He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact + Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe + So, come on, and let's go! + + [Michael Bowman Remix samples set to Megalovania] + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + (I'm—) +--- +Track: feeling cool and new +Originally Released As: track:feeling-cool-and-new +Directory: feeling-cool-and-new-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:18' +Cover Artists: +- Sozzay +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feeling-cool-and-new-2 +Lyrics: |- + (I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun.) + + [Sampled vocals from "feeling right" by Moe Shop] + + (I want your everything, every single part of you) + (If you think you can fuck with me, you're going to lose) + (I want to taste your love, anything you want to do) + (And I'll kill you if you try to run, you're mine and mine alone) + + [Heavily glitched] + (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) + (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) + + (Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some real stuff? Nah, I like memes. Alright.) +--- +Track: Excess Express +Originally Released As: track:excess-express +Directory: excess-express-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:14' +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/excess-express-2 +--- +Track: Despoiled Dunes +Originally Released As: track:despoiled-dunes +Directory: despoiled-dunes-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:09' +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Art Tags: +- WV +- Ruined Earth +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/despoiled-dunes-2 +--- +Track: Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe) +Directory: welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:02' +Cover Artists: +- Thinking Suit +Art Tags: +- Rose +Referenced Tracks: +- track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe +- Diners, Drive-ins and Dives Theme Song +Sampled Tracks: +- track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe +- Diners, Drive-ins and Dives Theme Song +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe-2 +--- +Track: o's sekret spageti +Originally Released As: track:os-sekret-spageti +Directory: os-sekret-spageti-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:40' +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/os-sekret-spageti-2 +Lyrics: |- + Look + If you had one shot or one opportunity + To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment + Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo + + His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy + There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti + He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready + To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting + What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud + He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out + He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now + The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow + Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope + There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't + Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows + His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope + He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows + When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's + Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody + Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and + + You better lose yourself in the music + The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) + You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow + This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo + You better lose yourself in the music + The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) + You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow + This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo + You better + + His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping + This world is mine for the taking, make me king + As we move toward a New World Order + A normal life is boring; but superstardom's + Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder + Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over + These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows + He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads + God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father + He goes home and barely knows his own daughter + But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water + These hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product + They moved on to the next schmoe who flows + He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera + Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner + But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah + + You better lose yourself in the music + The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) + You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow + This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo + You better lose yourself in the music + The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) + You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow + This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo + You better + + No more games, I'ma change what you call rage + Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged + I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed + I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage + But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher + Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper + All the pain inside amplified by the + Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to- + Five and I can't provide the right type of life for my family + 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers + And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life + And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder + Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter + Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna + Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna + Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's + Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got + To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot + Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not + Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got + To go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot + So here I go, it's my shot, feet, fail me not + This may be the only opportunity that I got + + You better lose yourself in the music + The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) + You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow + This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo + You better... + + You can do anything you set your mind to, man + Mom's Spaghetti-ghetti + Ghe-ghe-ghetti + Ghe-ghe-ghetti + (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + + Ghetti +--- +Track: licord eternity +Originally Released As: track:licord-eternity +Directory: licord-eternity-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '05:10' +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +Art Tags: +- Derse +- 'cw: blood (abstract)' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-eternity-2 +--- +Track: i absolutely loathe this drummer +Originally Released As: track:i-absolutely-loathe-this-drummer +Directory: i-absolutely-loathe-this-drummer-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:59' +Cover Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-absolutely-loathe-this-drummer-2 +Lyrics: |- + Kick, snare, kikick snare, kikikick snare kick kick snare (x38) +--- +Track: Sunrise +Originally Released As: track:sunrise +Directory: sunrise-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '03:14' +Cover Artists: +- XenoZane +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunrise-2 +--- +Track: Bad Credit +Originally Released As: track:bad-credit +Directory: bad-credit-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '03:38' +Cover Artists: +- Makin +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bad-credit-2 +Lyrics: |- + (THE PLACE WAS GENSOKYO, THE YEAR WAS 19720) + + I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks + And that number's not between 450 and 850 + With nothing but greed capturing my heart + Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score + + Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score + Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble + Seven hundred twenty desires denied by + The embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow + + Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid + An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed + An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul + The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes + I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard + Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds + Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core + I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score + + Bumper to bumper I flee, from the brothers that believe + That my sinful soul can solve the pasta's antinomy + Through idioms japanese, untranslatable I feel + The Stutzbow will never stop, chasing me with endless glee + Meme numbers won't appear, not a miracle, just fright + As I near my final fate, my endless numeric night + Texas history forlorn, in limbo its long lost lore + In this realm never forgiven, not my bad credit score + + I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks + And that number's not between 450 and 850 + With nothing but greed capturing my heart + Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score + + Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score + Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble + Seven hundred twenty desires denied by + the embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow + + Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid + An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed + An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul + The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes + I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard + Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds + Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core + I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score + + Life insurance I can't pay, or a good bed to hide in + Is there no place to run to, a safe haven for my sins + Desperation swallows me, I feel wholly unprepared + From the Bowman I can't flee, from the Stutzman mercy's rare + Soon the brothers will catch up, meat cubes rising in the night + Their goal easy to discern, start an unwinnable fight + My bad credit and my life, forfeit to their endless war + A war started with a thought, thinking of a credit score +--- +Track: '[s) rose / jef: strife!' +Originally Released As: track:s-rose-jef-strife +Directory: s-rose-jef-strife-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:16' +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Rose +- Hella Jeff +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-rose-jef-strife-2 +--- +Track: The Souns of Justis +Originally Released As: track:the-souns-of-justis +Directory: the-souns-of-justis-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:59' +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Femorafreack +- Jhon +- John +- 'cw: cops' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-souns-of-justis-2 +Lyrics: |- + (Stop! You violated the law.) + + (Stop, in the name of the law.) + + (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret.) +--- +Track: Savior of a Lot of Money +Originally Released As: track:savior-of-a-lot-of-money +Directory: savior-of-a-lot-of-money-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:34' +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-a-lot-of-money-2 +Lyrics: |- + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + + Mi-mi-mi-Michael Bo-bo-bowman + + Bo-bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman... + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman... + + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael (Awesome awesome awesome) + Mi Chael Bow Man + + —i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi— i— i— Ichael Bowman + + Michael + Bowman + Is + Awesome + Mi-i-i-i-ichael + Bowman + Is + Awesome + + (Bed safe, bed good.) +--- +Track: Through Corruption +Originally Released As: track:through-corruption +Directory: through-corruption-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:35' +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Prospit +- Derse +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/through-corruption-2 +--- +Track: Hurt My Finger +Originally Released As: track:hurt-my-finger +Directory: hurt-my-finger-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:58' +Cover Artists: +- StarlightCalliope +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hurt-my-finger-2 +--- +Track: Scratching Consequences +Originally Released As: track:scratching-consequences +Directory: scratching-consequences-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:45' +Cover Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Art Tags: +- Doc Scratch +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/scratching-consequences-2 +--- +Track: Andrew Hussie's Wild Ride +Originally Released As: track:andrew-hussies-wild-ride +Directory: andrew-hussies-wild-ride-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '03:41' +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- AH +- Problem Sleuth +- John +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/andrew-hussies-wild-ride-2 +--- +Track: She's a D8ddy Lon8 L8gs +Originally Released As: track:shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs +Directory: shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '05:31' +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Vrasky +- Spdaes Sleck +- Dacronian Dignity +- Rubs Juice +- Hrates Bocars +- Jack Noir +- DD +- CD +- HB +- Vriska +- Felt Manor +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs-2 +--- +Track: Rozepiano +Originally Released As: track:rozepiano +Directory: rozepiano-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:47' +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Rose +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rozepiano-2 +--- +Track: Spacetime Starstriker +Originally Released As: track:spacetime-starstriker +Directory: spacetime-starstriker-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '02:18' +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Rose +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacetime-starstriker-2 +--- +Track: Collision Course (Davepeta's Movement) +Originally Released As: track:collision-course-davepetas-movement +Directory: collision-course-davepetas-movement-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:05' +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Davepeta +- Lil Cal +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/collision-course-davepetas-movement-2 +--- +Track: you have got to be SHITTONG me (temp title) +Directory: you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '05:34' +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Jhon +- Rose +- Lord English +- Hella Jeff +- John +Referenced Tracks: +- track:you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title +Sampled Tracks: +- track:you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title-2 +--- +Track: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING ~~LAST STOP~~ +Originally Released As: track:multi-track-drifting-last-stop +Directory: multi-track-drifting-last-stop-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '12:45' +Cover Artists: +- Minkt +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/multi-track-drifting-last-stop-2 +Lyrics: |- + [original lyrics have been preserved for posterity] + + ROUND AND ROUND + LET THE CITY TURN + PARTY IN THE HILLS + WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS + ROOF ON FIRE + LET IT BURN + CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND + I'M NOT CONCERNED + LET IT BURN CHAM + LET IT BURN CHAM + BURN IN THE BURBS + NOT CONCERNED + BURN + LET IT BURN (BURN) + NOT CONCERNED (BURN) + NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN) + NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN) + BURN + ROUND AND ROUND (BURN) + ROUND AND ROUND (BURN) + ROUND AND ROUND (BURN BURN BURN) + LET IT BURN + CHAM + LET IT BURN + CHAM + LET IT BURN + CHAM + + (Trainscriber's note: Train exits the hellish Calarts universe and enters the Real World dimension) + + MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MOTHERFUCKER + + (Trainscriber's note: Train only takes cash and the power of love, most people choose cash) + + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + + MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT JUST- + THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE + THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE (of love) + (MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY) x 8 + + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 (MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT-JUST) x 8 + + (Trainscriber's note: you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.) + + (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE + + (Trainscriber's note: HEY, TRAIN!) + + YOU FEEL THE POWER OF CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD--CRE CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD + + YOU FEEL THE POWER OF TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN + + THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE + + MONEY MOTHERFUCKER + + (Train crashes, everyone dies) + + Huey Lewis' Ghost: TRAIN +--- +Track: 'Rose: Escape' +Originally Released As: track:rose-escape +Directory: rose-escape-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '01:46' +Cover Artists: +- Sozzay +Art Tags: +- Rose +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rose-escape-2 +--- +Track: 7 GRAND END +Originally Released As: track:7-grand-end +Directory: 7-grand-end-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '09:03' +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Hecka Jef +- Rose +- Kanaya +- Hella Jeff +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/7-grand-end-2 +Lyrics: |- + It's a Kermit the frog remix + + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit... + + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) + + Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman + Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman + + Bo-bo-bo-bow (Mayor, mayor) + Bo-bo-bo-bow (Mayor, mayor) +--- +Track: Savior of the Screaming Dead +Originally Released As: track:savior-of-the-screaming-dead +Directory: savior-of-the-screaming-dead-greatest-hits-2 +Duration: '04:31' +Cover Artists: +- Griever +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Sweet Bro +- John +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-the-screaming-dead-2 +Lyrics: |- + (You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state. This is a Super Saiyan. And this. This is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended above a Super Saiyan.) (That ain't Falco!) (Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan 2. Just wait.) (You just—) (Aw.) (That up smash.) + + (I don't like where this is going.) (Has he really found a way to surpass an ascended Saiyan? Is that possible?) (He must be bluffing, I mean what would that make him? Double ascended?) (AND THIS.) (Eh, what's he doing?) (IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!) + + (Happy Feet, wombo combo!) (No, stop it Goku! If you do this now it's going to drain away all the time you have left on Earth!) (That ain't Fal— [screaming] Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? Oh! Oh my God, Wombo Combo!) + + (Ngh! It's unreal! How is he generating that much power?) (Oh! Get yo ass whooped!) (What the FUCK was that?) (What the fu—) (What the FUCK, man?) (Wombo Combo!) (Wow!) [unintelligible] (Naw, not yet.) (My freaking dick hurts!) (When— when the set's over.) (My dick hurts!) (Boback's dick is hard!) (Oh my God, we're all a little bit hard.) (Anything to sa—) + + (Stop it! Stop it now Goku!) + + (Fool me once - I'm mad. Fool me twice - How could you? Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you! I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!) (JoooooooooJo!) + + (Memes. The DNA of the soul.) (It's me, Austin!) (Aw, son of a bitch!) (What??) (It's me, Austin! It was me all along, Austin!) (I'm sorry that took so much longer than the others. But I haven't had much occasion to practice this one. This is what I call a Super Saiyan 3.) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/intermishin.yaml b/album/intermishin.yaml index 0638357b..bb2959d8 100644 --- a/album/intermishin.yaml +++ b/album/intermishin.yaml @@ -892,13 +892,13 @@ Art Tags: - 'cw: body horror (abstract)' Duration: '03:53' Referenced Tracks: -- 1 Through 15 +- track:1-through-15 - The Fixed Clock - track:scratching-consequences - track:midnight - track:stab-stab-stab Sampled Tracks: -- 1 Through 15 +- track:1-through-15 - The Fixed Clock - track:scratching-consequences - track:midnight diff --git a/album/lofam4.yaml b/album/lofam4.yaml index 234ffb6d..9014e185 100644 --- a/album/lofam4.yaml +++ b/album/lofam4.yaml @@ -754,7 +754,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Spider8reath - Spider's Claw Sampled Tracks: -- 7 GRAND END +- track:7-grand-end Commentary: |- <i>Noisemaker:</i> An extension of a very, very short segment of a group collaboration (7 GRAND END from the [[group:canmt|Cool and New Music Team]]), it seemed unfitting to leave something like this in its short, unfinished state. @@ -1318,8 +1318,8 @@ Commentary: |- A calmer, somewhat less dramatic remix of Gold Pilot. I'd imagine it gets pretty lonely exploring the EXPANSES OF INTERSTELLAR SPACE. --- Track: Horizontal Headshot -Artists: -- ostrichlittledungeon +Originally Released As: track:horizontal-headshot +Directory: horizontal-headshot-lofam4 Duration: '2:51' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/horizontal-headshot @@ -1334,12 +1334,6 @@ Art Tags: - Meenah - 'cw: decapitation (abstract)' - 'cw: blood' -Referenced Tracks: -- dick coordinat -- dikr; bring togehter -Sampled Tracks: -- dick coordinat -- dikr; bring togehter Commentary: |- <i>ostrichlittledungeon:</i> Written for the [[group:canmt|Cool and New Music Team's]] Cool and New Homestuck 2, this is an attempt to remix Unite Synchronization in a way that fits better thematically with [S] Dirk: Synchronize and [S] Dirk: Unite. Some of the things I worked in were Orange Hat when Dirk wakes up, for example, Metamorphic Choices when the kernelsprite appears, Hate You for Meenah's cameo... Dirk's scateboard-riding I represented with Moshi Moshi?, a theme that's admittedly been a bit of a stickymotif for me (I've used it in way too many compositions). I like Moshi for an umber of reasons, not the least of which is the fact that it goes so well with so many things. What can I say? I like mashing themes together. diff --git a/album/lofam5.yaml b/album/lofam5.yaml index 8bd07f88..cadbbf3d 100644 --- a/album/lofam5.yaml +++ b/album/lofam5.yaml @@ -1101,10 +1101,10 @@ Art Tags: - Prospit - Felt Manor Referenced Tracks: -- feeling cool and new +- track:feeling-cool-and-new - HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT Sampled Tracks: -- feeling cool and new +- track:feeling-cool-and-new - HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT - feeling right - Love Taste diff --git a/album/one-week-older.yaml b/album/one-week-older.yaml index 215dbd62..a0de6ce8 100644 --- a/album/one-week-older.yaml +++ b/album/one-week-older.yaml @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@ Album: One Week Older -Date: July 20, 2017 +Date: July 20, 2017, 12:00:00 Date Added: September 18, 2023 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/one-week-older @@ -99,7 +99,7 @@ Art Tags: - Jhon - John Referenced Tracks: -- le canrival +- track:le-canrival Sheet Music Files: - Title: Sheet music by ostrichlittledungeon Files: @@ -117,7 +117,7 @@ Art Tags: - Dadd - Dacronian Dignity - Femorafreack -- cops +- 'cw: cops' - Germy - John's dad - DD @@ -157,8 +157,8 @@ URLs: Cover Artists: - Difarem Art Tags: -- blood -- body horror +- 'cw: blood' +- 'cw: body horror' Referenced Tracks: - Waterfall - 'femorafreack: invesetigat' @@ -186,7 +186,7 @@ Art Tags: - Jaed - Beq - Femorafreack -- cops +- 'cw: cops' - Rubs Juice - HB - DD @@ -237,7 +237,7 @@ Art Tags: Referenced Tracks: - licord nacrasty - Virgin Orb -- Rozepiano +- track:rozepiano - This Saturnine Existence Sheet Music Files: - Title: Sheet music by ostrichlittledungeon @@ -265,7 +265,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Courser - The Paradox Paradigm - track:unintentional-touhou -- 1 Through 15 +- track:1-through-15 - Liquid Negrocity - Cascade (Beta) - Eternity Served Cold @@ -284,8 +284,8 @@ Cover Artists: Art Tags: - Dadd - John's dad -- body horror (abstract) -- blood (abstract) +- 'cw: body horror (abstract)' +- 'cw: blood (abstract)' Referenced Tracks: - End of the world - Muse of Nanchos @@ -309,7 +309,7 @@ Art Tags: - Hella Jeff - John Referenced Tracks: -- 1 Through 15 +- track:1-through-15 - Step's Theme Commentary: |- <i>Makin:</i> diff --git a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml index 8e39e2c6..c43e7c21 100644 --- a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml +++ b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml @@ -4597,6 +4597,14 @@ Duration: '2:38' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpc8K-zQoYM --- +Track: Diners, Drive-ins and Dives Theme Song +# Unreleased, untitled, 2007 theme song for the show of the same title +Artists: +- Unknown Artist +Duration: '0:09' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQWOr9X8ZeM +--- Track: Do the Bartman Artists: - Bryan Loren diff --git a/album/v8lume.yaml b/album/v8lume.yaml index 653b7e9c..60ba728d 100644 --- a/album/v8lume.yaml +++ b/album/v8lume.yaml @@ -786,7 +786,7 @@ Art Tags: - 'cw: cops' Duration: '04:19' Referenced Tracks: -- Fighting Spirit ~Second Form~ +- track:fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form - End of the world - Smackdown - Unity of Thorns |