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diff --git a/album/bee-forus-seatbelt-safebee.yaml b/album/bee-forus-seatbelt-safebee.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..5cd4931d --- /dev/null +++ b/album/bee-forus-seatbelt-safebee.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,415 @@ +Album: Bee-forus - Seatbelt Safebee +Date: April 16, 2016 +Date Added: May 15, 2022 +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/album/bee-forus-seatbelt-safebee +- https://hsfanmusic.skaia.net/beforus.html +Cover Artists: +- Circlejourney +- magnoliajades +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Color: '#f28514' +Groups: +- Unofficial MSPA Fans +- Fandom +Art Tags: +- Damara +- Cronus +- Bees +- Beforus +--- +Track: Bees.mp3 +Duration: '2:02' +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +- Blackhole +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/bees-mp3 +Art Tags: +- Bees +Lyrics: |- + (It's been a long, hard day.) + (You're walking down to the shops to buy yourself a glass a nice cool glass of lemonade. (Ahh.)) + (And you seem to have lost your way. Where the shop should be, there is a beehive, and where there should be a shopkeeper, there is a bee.) + (You approach the bee. He looks up with a menacing pincer snick. You're lost, you explain. You wonder if the bee could direct you to the lemonade. Sweet, sweet lemonade. (Ahh.)) + (The bee looks at you. His mandibles widen. He begins to emit a swarm of yet smaller bees. They surround you, coating your clothes and hair, and infesting your various orifices with their warm, fuzzy mass.) + (Don't worry, says one of the bees, whispering softly into your ear. (Don't worry.) There is nothing to fear. We are merely bees and bees are your friends. (Don't bee afraid.)) + (You don't understand. All you wanted was some lemonade, its sweet icy coolness. (Ahh.)) + (But now, that life is gone, and the whole world is bees. They are coating the room now. (Don't fight it.) They cover everything, filling it, filling you, with bees.) + (Join us, they say, their voices a chorus of mournful buzzing. The soft cadence of the noise seems to hang poised in the air, forcefully penetrating your ears, your skull, your mind. (Join us.)) + (Join us, say the bees, and you realise, you're one with the bees. This skin, this shell, is nothing but a minor barrier between you and the bees. You are bees. Glorious crescendo of buzzing rises under your skin.) + (You are a swarm, rapturous melding of mind and form of bees dissolving to the sound in the air, a choir become one with its music, a phoenix of bees risen to take on a greater yet higher form.) + (You let yourself go. You become one with the bees. You are a bee.) +--- +Track: Seatbelt Safety +Duration: '0:51' +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +Cover Artists: +- Sigourney Martin +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/seatbelt-safety +Sampled Tracks: +- The Wicker Man +Art Tags: +- Cronus +Lyrics: |- + (Ladies and gentlemen, and everyone in between and otherwise, I'm here to tell you a story, about a certain man who did not know how to properly wear a seatbelt) + (That young man's name was Cronus Ampora, and one day he was driving his car, otherwise cruising and bruising, without wearing a seatbelt as mandated by Title 49 of the United States Code, Chapter 301, Motor Vehicle Safety Standard) + (In just a short time, through a series of trials and tribulations that would affect him on this day, he would discover the secrets of seatbelt safety, and have a convertive and a serious motor vehicle accident because he was unfastened within the vehicle) + (This is the story of that journey of self-discovery that would affect him for the rest of his life. All of you, I hope you enjoy) + (No not the bees! Not the bees! Aaaaaaaa!) +--- +Track: Damara's Bees (Fatalism Beemix) +Duration: '3:24' +Artists: +- NEON SYSTEM 95 +Cover Artists: +- Circlejourney +- Rebecca Peason +Contributors: +- magnoliajades (voice acting) +- Blackhole (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/damaras-bees-fatalism-beemix +Sampled Tracks: +- The Wicker Man +Referenced Tracks: +- grrrarrr +- ♈ - Fatalism +Art Tags: +- Damara +- Bees +Lyrics: |- + (Now, remember what we went over before, Cronus. I don't have to repeat myself. If the safety belt is not on...) + (B-but Damara, I want to drive my rad greaser car vwithout having to vworry about the intricacies of safety) + (Are you listening to me? If the safety belt isn't fastened tight around your smoking hot waist, you're going to die) + (B-but I don't vwant to) + (I'm not joking. Wear the belt, or you'll die) + (Bu- bu- but bu-but) + (You'll die, Cronus. I'm saying right now, because the bees...they're going to get you, and you'll die) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Woaaa, bee, not the bee!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Oh not the bee, not the bee, not the bee) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Aaaa, not my eye!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aaaa not the aaa not my eyes! Aaaa!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Oh, bee, not the bee!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Oh not the bee, not the bee, not the bee) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Aaaa, not my eye!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aaaa not the aaa not my eyes! Aaaa!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Oh, bee, not the bee!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Oh not the bee, not the bee, not the bee) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Aaaa, not my eye!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aaaa not the aaa not my eyes! Aaaa!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Woaaa, bee, not the bee!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Oh not the bee, not the bee, not the bee) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (No not the bee! Aaaa, not my eye!) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aaaa not the aaa not my eyes! Aaaa!) + (Vwow, good thing no one actually has any bees around here) +--- +Track: Safety Crusher +Duration: '1:24' +Artists: +- Blackhole +Cover Artists: +- Lovisa Lassen +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/safety-crusher +Referenced Tracks: +- Metal Crusher +Lyrics: |- + (Boy, I sure do love being a piece of shit all day who doesn't wear his seatbelt) + (Hello) + (Vwhat the fuck?) + (I am the Safety Robot. I am here to teach you about seatbelts) + (Oh god) + (Buckle up, fish nerd) +--- +Track: In Love (With Safety) +Duration: '1:37' +Artists: +- magnoliajades +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/in-love-with-safety +Referenced Tracks: +- CORE +Cover Artists: +- Andrew Hussie +- Lovisa Lassen +Art Tags: +- Damara +- Cronus +- SBaHJ +Lyrics: |- + (Damara, help, save me from this creature!) + (He's got me trapped in the car) + (Damara, yes, get in the car, g-get in the car) + (Now that we're in the car, we can...wait, w-who's, who are, oh- oh...) + (Oh, vwhat are you doing) + (Oh, oh, safety bot, your...) + (Damara?) + (Your legs, they're so) + (Damara, vwhat...) + (Oh my god) + (Sort of being attacked here) + (Maybe later, you and I, we can go back to my respiteblock, and...) + (Oh, for god's sake) + + Hey there, hello mister safety bot + Is that a belt that you have strapped on? + You're teaching Cronus how to buckle up + But afterward I'll unfasten you + + Unlike other robots, you're concerned + for our safety, and that's attractive + Though what's safety without some danger + If you'd like, then I'll unfasten you + + You make my motor run, keep it on + I could be the belt to your buckle + You make my horn go [beep beep], do it again, + I could be the belt to your buckle + + (Watashi wa anzen botto no dikku wo suushitai desu) + (Hey, hang on, what are you doing with those bees?) +--- +Track: FEAR OF BEES +Duration: '2:02' +Artists: +- NEON SYSTEM 95 +Cover Artists: +- Circlejourney +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +- magnoliajades (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/fear-of-bees +Referenced Tracks: +- ♈ - Fatalism +Sampled Tracks: +- The Wicker Man +- Dark Souls 3 +Art Tags: +- Cronus +- Bees +Lyrics: |- + (Safety Bot does not care about troll romance. Safety Bot only cares about safety) + (Because you refuse safety, Safety Bot will now release the bees. Releasing bees now) + (What the fuck are you doing with those bees? Oh, fuck me Cronus, floor it, the bees are coming! The bees are coming!) + (Oh god, the bees) + (Damn it Cronus, I told you to wear protection! Get us out of here) + + (Aaaa, no, not the bees! Not the bees! Aaaa!) + (Woaa not my eyes! My eyes! Aaaa! Aaaa!) + (Aaaa! Woaa not my eyes! My eyes! Aaaa! Aaaa! Aaaa!) +--- +Track: Beltstep +Duration: '2:07' +Artists: +- Ducky Senpai +Cover Artists: +- Lovisa Lassen +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +- magnoliajades (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/beltstep +Sampled Tracks: +- Safety Crusher +Referenced Tracks: +- Safety Crusher +Art Tags: +- Bees +Lyrics: |- + (Warning. Safety Bot has detected that bee levels are in excess. Excess bees are unsafe. Engaging bees in combat.) + (Vwait, he's going to fight the bees? Yes!) + (Yeeeah, go Safety Bot, go!) + (I mean, it would have been good if he just hadn't released them in the first place, but) + (Engaging combat mode) + (Boy, I sure do love being a piece of shit all day who doesn't wear his seatbelt) + (Hello) + (Vwhat the fuck?) + (I am the Safety Robot. The Safety Robot. The Safety Robot. The Safety Robot. The Safe The Safe The Safe The Safe The Safety buckle up, fish nerd) + + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Boy, I sure do love being a piece of shit all day who doesn't wear his seatbelt) + (Hello) + (Vwhat the fuck?) + (Buckle up fish nerd) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd) + (Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up nerd) + (Buckle up, buckle up) + (Vwhat the fuck?) + (Safety Bot has lost against the bees. The bees have won. Des-) +--- +Track: Beetermination (Thinking Bee) +Duration: '1:32' +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Cover Artists: +- Circlejourney +- Lovisa Lassen +Contributors: +- magnoliajades (voice acting) +- Blackhole (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/beetermination-thinking-bee +Sampled Tracks: +- The Bee Movie +Lyrics: |- + (Damn it, Safety Bot! Why are you so bad at fighting bees? And why are you so good in bed? Mm-mm) + (Yeah, how could bees defeat a robot anyway?) + (Because bees have the power of determination) + (Oh god, vwho the fuck are you?) + (I am the voice of the bees, and I'm here to tell you more about the bees) + (According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.) + (Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.) + (The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible.) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!) + (Bedbug) +--- +Track: Bee Safe +Duration: '1:49' +Artists: +- Circlejourney +Cover Artists: +- Lovisa Lassen +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +- magnoliajades (vocals) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/bee-safe +Referenced Tracks: +- Savior of the Driving Dead +- Part Of Your World +Art Tags: +- Damara +- Cronus +- Beforus +Lyrics: |- + (Vwait, I think I'm having an epiphany! The bees, I can communicate with them. They're teaching me about, about, about seatbelt safety!) + + Up where they buzz, up where they swarm + Up where they buckle up their seatbelts + Just wait and see, someday I'll be + One with the bees + + (Yeah. Bees. Zzzzzzz) + (Buckle up) +--- +Track: Savior of the Driving Dead +Duration: '1:34' +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Cover Artists: +- Lovisa Lassen +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +- magnoliajades (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-the-driving-dead +Art Tags: +- Cronus +- Bees +Lyrics: |- + (He's here now. The saviour of driving safety. The bees have shown him the way of the seatbelt. He is now...the Savior of the Driving Dead) + (Fuck you, Safety Bot! But also, <i>fuck you</i>, Safety Bot) + (Aaaa! Aaaa!) + (Damara is love, Damara is life. Deal with it.) +--- +Track: I Want You (To Wear a Seatbelt) +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Cover Artists: +- magnoliajades +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/i-want-you-to-wear-a-seatbelt +Sampled Tracks: +- The Wicker Man +Duration: '1:05' +Art Tags: +- Cronus +Lyrics: |- + (So, Cronus. Now that you're a master of seatbelt safety, do you have anything to tell the masses?) + (Yes. I have to tell them, that I vwant you to vwear a seatbelt) + + (Oh, no, not the bees! Aaaa! Aaaa!) +--- +Track: Safe Drive at Midnight (Fuchsia Moonrise Beep Mix) +Duration: '1:08' +Artists: +- Circlejourney +Cover Artists: +- Lovisa Lassen +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +- magnoliajades (voice acting) +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/safe-drive-at-midnight-fuchsia-moonrise-beep-mix +Referenced Tracks: +- Fuchsia Moonrise +Art Tags: +- Cronus +- Beforus +Lyrics: |- + (Hey Damara, vwant to go for a drive?) + + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + (The other day) + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + (I read a comic called Homestuck) + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + (And, uh, it was so...dumb) + Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck + (They didn't even have legs, like Safety Bot + (What's the point?) +--- +Track: Sleep Tite, Veri +Duration: '2:00' +URLs: +- https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/sleep-tite-veri +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Cover Artists: +- Sigourney Martin +Contributors: +- Blackhole (voice acting) +Art Tags: +- Cronus +- Bees +Lyrics: + (And with that, we end our charming tale about road driving safety with seatbelts) + (Sleep tite, kids, and buckle up) + + (Buckle up) diff --git a/album/beforus.yaml b/album/beforus.yaml index d3750e1d..321e6ae2 100644 --- a/album/beforus.yaml +++ b/album/beforus.yaml @@ -84,6 +84,8 @@ Art Tags: - Damara - The Handmaid - 'cw: eye horror' +Referenced Tracks: +- grrrarrr Lyrics: |- Your life was so miserable oh such a waste! It’s all cause your friends had just spat in your face.<br>You used to be fearful that you’d make mistakes, but<br>your meekness and sweetness have faded away.<br>And under it all now your blood starts to boil;<br>You’ll make them all pay for your trouble and toil!<br>Your boyfriend was cheating and left you distraught.<br>But Meenah was meaner oh who would’ve thought<br>that her actions intended to help you along;<br>and you must know somehow that she wasn’t wrong.<br>The future is coming; they’ll just have to wait,<br>but you are determined they’ll all meet their fate. @@ -92,7 +94,7 @@ Lyrics: |- The Handmaiden comes as a beacon of doom;<br>she reshapes the past as you watch from your room,<br>and now looking back you can see what she’s done.<br>The battle is over but who really won?<br>You’re being controlled by a glimmering voice;<br>there’s nothing to do ‘cause theres really no choice;<br>You’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t.<br>You want to rebel but you know that you wont<br>be yourself if you do, how could you go on?<Br>You’re trying to help but what’s right is also what’s wrong<br>but you have to believe<br>that you are a person the world really needs. CHORUSx2 Commentary: |- - <i>Neon Zenith:</i> + <i>NEON SYSTEM 95:</i> This work was originally intended as a simple cover for a competition on battleofthebits.org. To make it more unique, I took some inspiration from a song by maxvdubs and wrote some original lyrics; originally they were written about the plot of Dark Souls and the frustrating sense of hopelessness within. When considering what sort of song to make for this album, I realised how well the lyrics seemed to resonate with the story of Damara Megido, and adapted them accordingly. I also recently created an introductory segment (based on the pre-chorus and chorus of the song) intended to depict a sort of inner turmoil as one enters a dark period of their life and is confronted with various emotions including despair, horror, and hatred. The name of the song refers to the concept of rpedetermination and fate. Damara's wiki page notes that she holds "much fatalism and frustration" within herself; considering that I had named the set of Souls-themed lyrics "Frustration," it felt somewhat fitting that "Fatalism" be its counterpart. Note that although the lyrics are mostly directed towards Damara, the second and third stanzas of the second verse refer to the Handmaiden and her service to Lord English. (Many thanks to my friend Chris for helping me better understand the plot details.) <i>Amelia G.:</i> @@ -1793,6 +1795,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - ♊ - The Mituna Method - The Thirteenth Hour - ♓ - Killer Beach +- grrrarrr Commentary: |- <i>Veritas Unae:</i> This piece... I don't think I've ever had a chance to write anything like it. It was insanely challenging, least of all trying to find some way to fit in all of the principal tracks. I've tried my best to include something that sort of sounds close to each of the tracks while telling a story, but I apologise if it's not exactly what or as much as you expect. diff --git a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml index c346181a..95c19e70 100644 --- a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml +++ b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml @@ -40,6 +40,13 @@ URLs: Lyrics: |- (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? The number I’m thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks. 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You can reach in between my buttocks and grab a number. This number is your free credit report, and it happens to be- OH GOD NO! NO! NOO! HELP ME! IT’S EVERYWHERE! YOU CAN REACH IN BETWEEN MY BUTTOCKS! HELP! EIGHT FIFTY! FOUR FIFTY!) --- +Track: Bowman Remix +Artists: +- Michael Guy Bowman +Duration: '2:23' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VukaD23AIfE +--- Track: Celestial Fantasia Artists: - Seth Peelle @@ -593,6 +600,9 @@ URLs: Track: Objection! 2001 Artists: - Ace Attorney +- Masakazu Sugimori +Contributors: +- Naoto Tanaka (arrangement) Duration: '1:13' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I34nshlOPk @@ -1267,6 +1277,66 @@ Duration: '1:55' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP_rIAkb_v8 --- +Track: Part Of Your World +Artists: +- Jodi Benson +- Alan Menken +- Howard Ashman +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXKlJuO07eM +Lyrics: |- + (Maybe he's right, maybe there is something the matter with me) + (I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad) + + Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? + Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? + Wouldn't you think I'm the girl + The girl who has everything? + + Look at this trove, treasures untold + How many wonders can one cavern hold? + Looking around here you'd think + (Sure) she's got everything + + I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty + I've got whozits and whatzits galore + You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty! + But who cares? No big deal + I want more + + I wanna be where the people are + I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancin' + Walking around on those + (What do you call 'em? Oh, feet) + + Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far + Legs are required for jumping, dancing + Strolling along down the + (What's that word again?) + Street + + Up where they walk, up where they run + Up where they stay all day in the sun + Wanderin' free, wish I could be + Part of that world + + What would I give if I could live out of these waters? + What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand? + Betcha on land, they understand + Bet they don't reprimand their daughters + Bright young women, sick of swimmin' + Ready to stand + + And ready to know what the people know + Ask 'em my questions and get some answers + What's a fire and why does it, what's the word + Burn? + + When's it my turn? + Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above? + Out of the sea, wish I could be + Part of that world +--- Track: Peace and Love on the Planet Earth Artists: - Steven Universe @@ -2556,6 +2626,13 @@ Artists: URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct4LMymXjZI --- +Track: grrrarrr +Artists: +- Baron Knoxburry +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nvf9y7G9zU +- https://battleofthebits.org/arena/Entry/grrrarrr/6241/ +--- Track: Goodbye To A World Artists: - Porter Robinson @@ -3146,6 +3223,13 @@ Duration: '3:45' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P3w9Y50cxU --- +Track: 7 GRAND DAD +Artists: +- SilvaGunner +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VcYz6KZtqs +- https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/track/epic-flintstones +--- Track: Two Trucks Artists: - Lemon Demon diff --git a/artists.yaml b/artists.yaml index 8e3cfc82..ad519c1d 100644 --- a/artists.yaml +++ b/artists.yaml @@ -99,6 +99,8 @@ URLs: --- Artist: Alan Hawkshaw --- +Artist: Alan Menken +--- Artist: Albert Hague --- Artist: Alex Amlie-Wolf @@ -414,6 +416,10 @@ Artist: Bambosh URLs: - https://twitter.com/bamboshu --- +Artist: Baron Knoxburry +URLs: +- https://battleofthebits.org/barracks/Profile/Baron+Knoxburry/ +--- Artist: Bea URLs: - https://twitter.com/beackupburner @@ -1450,6 +1456,8 @@ Artist: HONE URLs: - https://honesk1.tumblr.com/ --- +Artist: Howard Ashman +--- Artist: Hadron Aliases: - Hadron Kalido @@ -1659,6 +1667,8 @@ URLs: --- Artist: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure --- +Artist: Jodi Benson +--- Artist: Joe Griffith --- Artist: Joe Morley @@ -2861,6 +2871,8 @@ URLs: --- Artist: Phillip Huang --- +Artist: Phoenix Wright +--- Artist: Phos URLs: - https://www.instagram.com/phos.phillon/ diff --git a/static-pages.yaml b/static-pages.yaml index aacf1ff6..60334dc1 100644 --- a/static-pages.yaml +++ b/static-pages.yaml @@ -77,10 +77,15 @@ Content: |- <h2 id="12-jun-2077" class="major-release"><a href="#12-jun-2077">[[date:12 June 2077]] - (Preview changelog!)</a></h2> <h3>site changes</h3> - (nebula writes about all the site changes here) + - new Additional Files feature added, including downloadable album booklets and other goodies, present across many official albums: [[album:homestuck-vol-4]], [[album:homestuck-vol-5]], [[album:alternia]], [[album:squiddles]], [[album:strife]], [[album:alterniabound]], [[album:homestuck-vol-7]], [[album:mobius-trip-and-hadron-kaleido]], [[album:sburb]], [[album:the-wanderers]], [[album:homestuck-vol-8]], [[album:coloUrs-and-mayhem-universe-a]], [[album:coloUrs-and-mayhem-universe-b]], [[album:homestuck-vol-9]], [[album:one-year-older]], [[album:cherubim]], and [[album:homestuck-vol-10]] + - includes all booklets and resources released with official albums that aren't included in downloads from the recent (2019) official Homestuck Bandcamp restructure + - files from solo re-releases are included and shared publicly on the wiki with permission from their original artists - [[album:unreleased-tracks]] has been completely reorganized, with many tracks having been moved to new organizational albums [[album:more-homestuck-fandom]] and [[album:references-beyond-homestuck]], all collected under new [[group:additional-tracks]] group - "new" [[listing:albums/by-date-added|Albums - by Date Added]] listing, which has actually existed since [[news-entry:the-my-ex-wife-is-a-real-bitch-update|May 2021]], but was previously somehow at <a href="https://notabug.org/hsmusic/hsmusic-wiki/issues/53">a typo'd path</a> and wasn't accessible from the listing index - "Tracks that reference..." lists are now grouped by Beyond and Additional Tracks as well, instead of grouping everything that's not an official Homestuck track under Fandom - re-release tracks (such as [[track:black-vol-1-4]] from [[album:homestuck-vol-1-4]]) are no longer displayed in "Tracks that referenec" lists, and aren't counted in the [[listing:tracks/by-times-referenced|Tracks - by Times Referenced]] listing + - colored track sections were removed from [[album:unreleased-tracks]] since it's been divided into [[group:additional-tracks|more specific albums anyway]], but they're now used in other areas of the site, including [[album:prospit-and-derse]] and [[album:homestuck-vol-1-4]] + - though not all art has been ported yet, many albums and tracks (including most new ones) now have full resolution PNG artwork, accessible by clicking the cover art (thumbnails are still downscaled JPEGs to reduce data usage when generally browsing the wiki) - slight tweaks to the appearance of album grids (as in group and tag galleries), most notably aligning tiles to the top of each row so that artwork always shows up in an even line - improvements to the way track artist strings are word wrapped, preventing pages from getting wider than they're supposed to be when a track has many artists (such as [[track:left-hand-remix]]) - also fixed word wrapping on content pages with extremely long single words (like [[track:iiywaswiwtbotsa4aatwuotdtmihcimfh]]) when the screen is thinner than that word @@ -198,6 +203,8 @@ Content: |- - lyrics fixes for [[track:black]], [[track:friendship-aneurysm]], [[track:indigo-heir]], and [[track: temporal-shenanigans]], and also [[track:the-sock-ruse]] (thanks, Celeste!) - removed Bandcamp links for [[track:indigo-archer]] and [[track:temporal-shenanigans]] - removed "Cooldown (Beta)" from [[album:unreleased-tracks]] and redirected reference in [[track:alpha-admission]] to [[track:cooldown]] + - removed a few artists which weren't being referenced anywhere else + - moved misplaced links for "h0nk" to [[artist:danna-vital]] (thanks, Niklink!) - fixed [[track:verdancy-bassline]] not being listed the in reference list for [[track:kinetic-verdancy]] - fixed [[track:guardian]] not being listed in the reference list for [[track:guardian-v2]] - fixed [[track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir-original]] not being listed in the reference list for [[track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir]] |