Added Paradise by Kalibration

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There will be more commentary posted later so, should add that when it's out

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+Album: Paradise
+Artists:
+- Kalibration
+Date: October 31, 2024
+Date Added: November 14, 2024
+Cover Artists:
+- Kalibration
+Wallpaper Artists:
+- Kalibration
+- Jebb (edits for wiki)
+Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.6;'
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Wallpaper File Extension: png
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/album/paradise
+- https://youtu.be/HhzJjJRUbUI
+Color: '#cda88f'
+Groups:
+- Kalibration
+- Beyond
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Kalibration:</i> ([Twitter post](https://twitter.com/kalibration/status/1851856539553784144))
+    A write-up will be coming on my blog in the next few days but for now I am going to eat a sandwich and go to bed. I would like to thank my incredible collaborators and all of you for coming along on this increasingly bizarre ride.
+---
+Track: She's Getting Normal
+Duration: '1:39'
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/shes-getting-normal
+Lyrics: |-
+    Four days is fine for a bender
+    As long as two of them
+    You're only drinking beers
+    
+    Passed out drunk at your desk again
+    You won't learn your lesson
+    For another couple years
+---
+Track: Pete Moss, CEO and Founder of Peat Moss
+Duration: '2:02'
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/pete-moss-ceo-and-founder-of-peat-moss
+Lyrics: |-
+    Gas so high, shorty driving a pallet jack
+    Joe Biden just died in a fucking shark attack
+    It don't matter, none of this matters
+    Now come and blast some cigs with me
+    
+    I'm never lonely but I'm always alone
+    I'd call you homie but you're never at home
+    And never answer
+    Even though you're always on that phone
+---
+Track: Vail Ave
+Duration: '2:29'
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/vail-ave-2
+Lyrics: |-
+    Now I'm going home
+    Greyhound all alone across the
+    Big flat plains of the USA
+    
+    Now I'm going home
+    Train ride all alone
+    It smells like cigarettes on the CTA
+    
+    If we could try again, I'd probably ask you for more money
+    Yeah, I'm so damn beautiful, and god I'm fucking funny
+    For the rest of your life, know I passed you by
+    Think about that the next time you get high
+---
+Track: What Carnage You've Left
+Duration: '1:58'
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/what-carnage-youve-left
+Lyrics: |-
+    You wrote a song about me
+    I wrote a couple thousand about you
+    You're doing fine without me
+    I'm lost and just so hopeless without you
+    
+    [I know you still see me
+    I know you still wanna be me
+    I know i live in your dreams and
+    My lyrics still make you scream and
+    You keep torturing yourself
+    Your apartment is your cell
+    But the thought-crimes you commit
+    Don't matter one fucking bit]
+    
+    It's been a couple years now
+    Since when I tried to saw myself in half
+    I still wish you would call me
+    I just don't know if I would call you back
+    
+    [Pull me in
+    Push me out
+    One more thing i'll have to
+    Do without
+    Hurry up
+    Before you die
+    Prove that you are
+    Morally pure online]
+    
+    It feels weird to say it
+    I guess I'm finally just moving on
+    I probably won't forget you
+    But what I have means more than what is gone
+---
+Track: Metro Moomin
+Additional Names:
+- Metro Moomin (ft. Saturn Rave) (original name)
+Duration: '4:17'
+Contributors:
+- Saturn Rave (vocals)
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/metro-moomin-ft-saturn-rave
+Lyrics: |-
+    Trees turn to rust
+    My words turn to dust
+    All laboured with love
+    Like cringe-worthy stuff
+    So stroll til you fall
+    Right into the mud and
+    Laugh from the ground
+    Not cursing your luck
+    Yeah, i’ve had some luck
+    With pointlessly tough
+    Conversations, it’s rough
+    Discussed and disgust
+    Forgotten and scuffed
+    Repairing the plush
+    With patches and fluff
+    It’s still not enough
+    
+    It’s all starting again
+    Quickly skip to the end
+    To see where we’ll end up
+    Something realer than love
+    Feeling pain in my heel
+    Slowing down on the wheels
+    You can tell me how it feels
+    When we figure out if it’s real
+    
+    Surfboard to the stardust
+    Flung far to the farthest
+    Stay asleep, never harness
+    You’re spilling over the margins
+    I’m running free through the gardens
+    How the gut-wrench sharpens
+    Fealty to completely
+    Can anybody hear me
+    
+    Can anybody see me
+    Does the night make you feel free
+    When the dark is enormous
+    And hope scatters before us
+    Pulling handfuls of gravel
+    Will my dreams ever travel
+    Over withering fields
+    Down here i’ll kneel
+    
+    Only we
+    Can flee from this scene
+    It’ll only be
+    One day in a week
+    I’m trying to speak
+    But the words start to squeak
+    It’s turning opaque
+    Bewildered and vague
+    
+    Only you
+    Could be this confused
+    It’s only true
+    When the first part is true
+    It’s changing in hue
+    Becoming the fugue
+    Suppressing the urge
+    Embody the dirge
+    
+    Crows flying off
+    And over the top
+    Of the skybox, it’s real
+    And keeping me locked
+    In a place i can’t grow
+    It’s crushing my bones
+    I should stay alone
+    Til i can atone
+    For this life spent inside
+    Pointlessly deride
+    All the choices i made
+    Like that’s gonna change
+    I think i may drown
+    So don’t laugh from the ground
+    So please talk me down
+    Please talk me down
+    
+    When it all starts again
+    We’ll remember how it ends
+    Maybe we’ll do better this time
+    If i’m not stepping on all your lines
+    Feeling calm in the zone
+    Doors yawn and start to close
+    You can see me from down there
+    Drowning heights with no fear
+    
+    When you take it there
+    And tell me nothing’s fair
+    Let down your hair
+    Pain is something we can share
+    I’ll say it with you
+    Cuz it’s only true
+    Nothing’s fair
+    But you’re still you
+---
+Track: Hey, Joe! We’re Going to Hawaii, and You Can’t Come, Because You Suck!
+Duration: '2:01'
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/hey-joe-we-re-going-to-hawaii-and-you-can-t-come-because-you-suck
+Lyrics: |-
+    Everything worked out for you
+    It didn't go so swimmingly for me
+    Everybody played your game
+    Everybody knows your name
+    I'm just trying to pay my bills, homie
+    
+    I'm burning up
+    I'm still in love
+    I'm throwing up
+    I've had enough
+    
+    Say it, say it, go ahead and take it
+    Reach out and grab it, or give up and fake it
+    Make it, make it, swear I'm gonna make it
+    Mistake, retake, wait another decade
+    Do you even know how lucky you really are?
+    You've got your umbrella
+    I was born under a bad star
+---
+Track: Furry Porn (Don't Wake Me Up)
+Duration: '2:20'
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/furry-porn-dont-wake-me-up
+---
+Track: Don't Die at Work
+Additional Names:
+- Don't Die at Work (ft. Xiphosuran) (original name)
+Duration: '2:47'
+Contributors:
+- Xiphosuran
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/dont-die-at-work-ft-xiphosuran
+Lyrics: |-
+    There's no such thing as a system,
+    Would you please consult the graph
+    It says that everything works for everyone else
+    And any fault you can find is your own
+    Everyone here is together alone
+    
+    [Sleeping at the wheel
+    None of this is real
+    Only way to change a thing is backroom deals
+    
+    For a thousand years
+    Ground between the gears
+    Don't you dare give up
+    Feed the machine blood]
+---
+Track: Lake of Rot, Illinois
+Duration: '2:00'
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/lake-of-rot-illinois
+Lyrics: |-
+    Roads stretch on a long long while,
+    Amber waves and cornrows for miles and miles.
+    With nothing out your car window but that,
+    It's obvious the whole damn world is flat.
+    
+    Your house is a castle that's constantly under siege,
+    Didn't you hear about it on TV?
+    There's a million billion criminals,
+    They blew the whole city up.
+    
+    Just makes perfect sense
+    That bars need parking lots.
+    There's nothing I like less
+    Than people at bus stops.
+    
+    [If you're bumping this in an SUV, i hope you crash
+    Fuck you, yuppie scum
+    If you manage the management, i hope you fucking choke
+    Fuck you, yuppie scum]
+---
+Track: I Feel Like a Hylic
+Duration: '1:32'
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/i-feel-like-a-hylic
+Lyrics: |-
+    You say these things will pass
+    But I'm made of sugarglass
+    And you say it's just a phase
+    But my wave's being canceled out
+    
+    Walk the shady way again
+    Games I want to play again
+    Figure out where to stay again
+    Probably with my junkie friends
+---
+Track: Gex
+Duration: '2:47'
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/gex
+Lyrics: |-
+    All my lyrics start with "I"
+    Or the second word is "my"
+    Just how much space do I take up
+    Inside of my own fucking mind?
+    
+    I heard you live in a crypto mine
+    Where it's 90 degrees all the time
+    And you spend all of your cash on slime
+    Making YouTube videos for
+    
+    No one
+    
+    Else but you can take the pain away
+    Yeah, you said you'd make it go away
+    Yeah, you said you'd take me far away
+    Now I'm standing in your empty place
+---
+Track: Now Bear My Arctic Blast!
+Duration: '2:22'
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/now-bear-my-arctic-blast
+Lyrics: |-
+    I hope my third and fourth grade teacher
+    Gets found dead in a ditch
+    After she swerves her SUV
+    Off the edge of a cliff
+    
+    I know it's probably bad to hold a
+    Grudge for so damn long
+    But honestly, I would feel better
+    Knowing she was gone
+    
+    Part of me is nine years old
+    Being screamed at
+    Forever
+    That part of me is trying to
+    Stay small enough
+    To avoid detection
+    
+    [Does it amuse you
+    When i flagellate myself?
+    Would it appease you
+    If i implicate myself?
+    Would it make you happy
+    If i immolate myself?
+    Fuck it all, man,
+    I'm tired of myself]
+---
+Track: Courtesan
+Duration: '3:11'
+URLs:
+- https://kalibration.bandcamp.com/track/courtesan
+Lyrics: |-
+    I still want to be your courtesan
+    All the pretty things you'd make me try on
+    I want to be the clothes you throw so lazy on your bed
+    I want to be the intrusive thought in your head
+    What could i ever do
+    To make it up to you?