Funk McLovin album data

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diff --git a/album/beforus.txt b/album/beforus.txt
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@@ -850,7 +850,7 @@ Commentary:
     One of my first thoughts while I was sketching this piece was the silly nature homestuck tends to express even in its more conflicting parts of story. Capturing that light-heartedness was a goal, and doing so while staying true to the track's ominous tone became a challenge. Hopefully together, they give off a "Calm before the storm" vibe. Admittingly, re-listening to this track after I finished making art for it made it sound cooler than it already was.
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 Track: With the Fishes
-Artist: Anna Marcus-Hecht
+Artist: articulatelyComposed
 Contributors:
 - Sean Leeming (vibraphone)
 - Grace Asuncion (marimba)
diff --git a/album/class-act-b-side.txt b/album/class-act-b-side.txt
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+Album: CLASS ACT (B Side)
+Artist: Funk McLovin
+Date: August 31, 2020 12:00:01
+Cover Art: Funk McLovin
+Banner Art: Funk McLovin
+Has Track Art: no
+Color: #facab6
+Groups:
+- Funk McLovin
+- Fandom
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album/class-act-b-side
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Accept My Shaft
+Duration: 3:45
+References: track:accept-my-shaft-nsp
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/accept-my-shaft
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDt2HHrjqC0
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Get It On
+Duration: 2:33
+References: track:get-it-on-chase
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/get-it-on
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TALiw8ahfzA
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: LAWNMOWER
+Duration: 2:06
+References: track:lawnmower-lemon-demon
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/lawnmower
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOxJH4XCHjE
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Lonely Rolling Star (English)
+Duration: 5:38
+References: Lonely Rolling Star
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/lonely-rolling-star-english
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4VSTqOUdg
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Hey Baby
+Duration: 2:01
+References: track:hey-baby-bruce-channel
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/hey-baby
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7RbFsG2TOg
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Fever
+Duration: 3:13
+References: track:fever-cooley-blackwell
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/fever
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBaWWnmNtNU
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Man of Constant Sorrow
+Duration: 2:56
+References: track:man-of-constant-sorrow-o-brother
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/man-of-constant-sorrow
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKyqO5LIw6w
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Teenagers
+Duration: 2:04
+References: track:teenagers-mcr
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/teenagers
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9a-ddeXY80
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Rainbow Connection
+Duration: 2:51
+References: track:rainbow-connection-muppets
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/rainbow-connection
diff --git a/album/class-act.txt b/album/class-act.txt
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+Album: CLASS ACT
+Artist: Funk McLovin
+Date: August 31, 2020 12:00:00
+Cover Art: Funk McLovin
+Banner Art: Funk McLovin
+Has Track Art: no
+Color: #ff1e47
+Groups:
+- Funk McLovin
+- Fandom
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album/class-act
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: New Year Boogie
+Duration: 2:16
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/new-year-boogie
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Aliens Stole My Boyfriend
+Duration: 3:14
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/aliens-stole-my-boyfriend
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: The Devil Was Beautiful
+Duration: 2:18
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/the-devil-was-beautiful
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Away
+Duration: 2:41
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/away
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: I'm In Love With Mothman
+Duration: 4:13
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/im-in-love-with-mothman
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Robots Stole My Wife
+Duration: 1:10
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/robots-stole-my-wife
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Button Eyes
+Artists: Funk McLovin, Davi
+Duration: 0:58
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/button-eyes-ft-davi
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Japanese Spider Crab
+Duration: 2:04
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/japanese-spider-crab
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Sneaky People Exploding In Love
+Duration: 2:33
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/sneaky-people-exploding-in-love
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: You're At The Ocean But You're Not Alone
+Duration: 2:32
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/youre-at-the-ocean-but-youre-not-alone
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: WAKE UP
+Duration: 2:02
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/wake-up
diff --git a/album/the-baby-is-june.txt b/album/the-baby-is-june.txt
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+Album: The Baby is June
+Artist: Funk McLovin
+Date: November 23, 2020
+Cover Art: Funk McLovin
+Has Track Art: no
+Color: #00c0ff
+Groups:
+- Funk McLovin
+- Fandom
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album/the-baby-is-june
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVNREaFFhdM
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Meat Nor Candy
+Duration: 0:37
+Contributors:
+- Funk McLovin (Dave)
+- AE (June)
+- Bucky Grant (Karkat)
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/meat-nor-candy
+Lyrics:
+    DAVE: so june
+    DAVE: did you pick meat or candy
+    JUNE: dave??
+    JUNE: how did you know i was at a picnic?
+    DAVE: everyone knows
+    DAVE: its a super important choice with important ramifications
+    JUNE: what? oh man, this might be bad.
+    KARKAT: OH SWEET FUCK. WHAT DID YOU DO, JUNE.
+    DAVE: did you even go to the fucking picnic
+    JUNE: n- no? i... i...
+    DAVE: urgh
+    DAVE: fuck
+    DAVE: ugh
+    JUNE: dave, what's going on!
+    KARKAT: THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO, JUNE.
+    DAVE: i can only explain whats happening to me
+    DAVE: ngh
+    DAVE: in <i>song</i>
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Dave's Ballad
+Duration: 1:54
+Contributors:
+- Funk McLovin (Dave)
+- AE (June)
+- Bucky Grant (Karkat)
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/daves-ballad-2
+Lyrics:
+    I was walkin' down the street practicing some rhymes
+    Just like you do when you're the knight of time
+    When a realization struck me clear out the blue
+    In through the outdoor I pulled the wazoo
+
+    I saw the time foam in a paradox space
+    And faster than the bunny won the tortoise race
+    I knew you had to make a lun-choice
+    You had to utter two words with your very own voice
+
+    And June if you didn't then there's just one catch
+    If you didn't select one of Calliope's snacks
+    One final timeline that I know to be true
+    I'm having a baby and the baby is you
+
+    JUNE: but dave...
+    JUNE: the tortoise won the race.
+    KARKAT: IT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW, JUNE.
+    KARKAT: FOCUS ON THE BABY PART.
+
+    Well I'm having a baby and the baby is you
+    I'm having a baby and the baby is you
+    I'm having a baby and the baby is you
+    I know this to be true
+
+    I'm having a baby and the baby is you
+    I'm having a baby and the baby is you
+    I'm having a baby and the baby is you
+    You better buy some tiny shoes
+
+    JUNE: how the hell does this even work??
+    DAVE: oh well im glad you asked
+
+    You'll remember in a time in a game called SBURB
+    When "ectobiologize" was the key verb
+    You made a bunch of shitty little baby clones
+    And sent them to the appropriate time zones
+
+    But along the way the wires got crossed
+    And out into the first ring baby June was tossed
+    You could see how this could be
+    A little problem metaphysically
+
+    Because if you're marooned in the depths of space
+    You couldn't make the baby clone of yourself in the first place
+    And now to complete the right time loop
+    I've been impregnated and the baby is you
+
+    Well I'm having a baby and the baby is you
+    I'm having a baby and the baby is you
+    I'm having a baby and the baby is you
+    I know this to be true (oooh!)
+
+    I'm having a baby and the baby is you (...)
+    I'm having a baby and the baby is you
+    I'm having a baby and the baby is you
+    You better buy some tiny shoes
+
+    JUNE: dave, what the fuck.
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Karkat's Lament
+Duration: 2:44
+Contributors:
+- Bucky Grant (Karkat)
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/karkats-lament
+Lyrics:
+    I'm just a troll, a troll so enamored
+    With a man who speaks with that annoying stammer
+    In spite of his yammering and habits thereof
+    I wish there was a way to express my love
+
+    I've not been one for shows of affection
+    They're always taken in some awful direction
+    And uh, since I'm a troll and he's a human
+    Well I've got no template for wooing acumen
+
+    Now that I'm comfy with the time that I spend
+    Happy to be with him until the bitter end
+    Paradox space so cruelly descends
+    He's having a baby and the baby's my friend
+
+    Oh I'm just a troll, a troll so enamored
+    WIth a man who has- pff- zero manners
+    And just when I was poised to get used to him
+    Reality reminded me it's just too grim
+
+    But wishing my heart with a fatal twist
+    That I could love him in domestic bliss
+    But what I wanted wasn't goddamn this
+    Things weren't supposed to go amiss
+
+    But when you imagine a dispute of the heart
+    Something to drive two lovers apart
+    In the books that I read when I was a grub
+    There were strpies like passion and conflict and love
+
+    But in those tomes over which I pored
+    Reading about the quadrants that I adored
+    It wasn't a whisper or even a maybe
+    Of your boyfriend having his best friend's baby
+
+    [Pensive trumpet solo.]
+
+    I'm just a troll, a troll so enamored
+    Of a boy I can't help but chase after
+    Gestating my buddy in his gravid womb
+    I can't let this be Davekat's doom
+
+    I'm just a troll, a troll so enamored
+    With a man who speaks with that annoying stammer
+    In spite of his yammering and habits thereof
+    I wish there was a way to express my love
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: June's Ode
+Duration: 2:44
+Contributors:
+- AE (June)
+- Funk McLovin (Dave)
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/junes-ode
+Lyrics:
+    DAVE: alright youll be able to see the ultrasound image on the monitor
+    DAVE: the miracle of life is wonderful dont you agree june
+    DAVE: uh
+    DAVE: june
+
+    That baby is me
+    It's plain to see
+    From the ultrasound image
+    And my friend's stomach
+    Looking so carefree
+
+    I've been through a lot
+    I've seen some shit
+    But this takes the cake
+    This one is it
+
+    I can't carry on
+    I can't wrap my brain
+    His stomach's distended a baby
+    With my own face
+
+    It's got my buckteeth
+    And my mischevious grin
+    Even more upsetting
+    I see my glasses on them
+
+    I try to shout
+    I try to scream
+    But I can't comprehend
+    The baby is me
+
+    My buddy Dave is pregnant
+    With a baby who is me
+    Seems surreal
+    What's the deal
+    He's swimming in Dave's pee
+
+    DAVE: its not pee june its amniotic fluid
+    DAVE: theres a big difference
+
+    (Hey while you guys are singing, do mind if I take a trumpet solo?)
+    (Sure thing doc, go right ahead.)
+
+    [Prenatal trumpet solo.]
+
+    A child in my bro
+    A wholeass baby kid
+    Not even the result
+    Of something I did
+
+    Dave is taking this well
+    What the fuck is his deal
+    I've been losing my mind
+    Is this how the virgin Mary feels
+
+    Look at their weird face
+    On the ultrasound screen
+    They're looking at me
+    God what could this mean
+
+    How can Dave sit there
+    With zero qualms
+    Is he a good dad
+    Am I a good mom
+
+    My buddy Dave is pregnant
+    With a baby who is me
+    Seems surreal
+    What's the deal
+    He's swimming in Dave's pee
+
+    DAVE: for the last time its not pee
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Off Brand
+Duration: 3:58
+Contributors:
+- AE (June)
+- Bucky Grant (Karkat)
+- Funk McLovin (Dave)
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/off-brand
+Lyrics:
+    JUNE: i hope dave is okay.
+    JUNE: what do you think will happen if something goes wrong?
+    JUNE: what if i evaporate, like in back to the future?
+    KARKAT: IT'LL BE FINE, JUNE.
+    JUNE: but i've been hearing trumpet playing from the delivery room this whole time.
+    KARKAT: NO DON'T WORRY, THAT'S JUST THE DOCTOR FROM TRACK FOUR.
+    JUNE: oh, right.
+
+    I know it's off brand
+    But I wouldn't worry
+    Dave's a strong sort of guy
+
+    He's a good dad
+    So we'd better hurry
+    And pull ourselves together, here's why
+
+    Through these nine months
+    I've hemmed and I've hawed
+    But here's the conclusion I came to
+
+    It's surreal and unfun
+    But I've been so in awe
+    You me and Dave too
+
+    I know it's our friend
+    But I sort of agree
+    Dave's taken this just like a champ
+
+    It's not the most grand
+    That the baby is me
+    But we really oughta be in Dave's camp
+
+    Through these nine months
+    I've been so horrified
+    About the implications metaphysic
+
+    But through these nine months
+    Not one single time
+    Have I told Dave he's terrific
+
+    I know it's not grand
+    But the trio of us
+    Two dads and one paradox daughter
+
+    Can be hand in hand
+    One family of us
+    Come temporal hell or high water
+
+    DAVE: well folks great news
+    JUNE: oh, dave! thank god.
+    KARKAT: DAVE, LOOK AT HER.
+    KARKAT: IT'S A LITTLE JUNE.
+    JUNE: i'm still not entirely sure how it was born with my glasses on...
+    DAVE: i have some bad news
+    KARKAT: WHAT IS IT?
+    JUNE: what do you mean?
+    DAVE: to preserve the time loop this baby has to go back in time and live your childhood june
+    DAVE: we cant keep it
+    KARKAT: ...I GUESS THIS IS OUR ONE CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE.
+
+    I know it's off brand
+    But I'm teary-eyed
+    I love this little dude most
+
+    Karkat my man
+    And June buddy of mine
+    Now I know why we're so close
+
+    When we were kids
+    Playing SBURB
+    I knew that we all were connected
+
+    Through all this amidst
+    Our trials absurd
+    It's not quite the way we expected
+
+    I know it's off brand
+    But the trio of us
+    Two dads and one paradox daughter
+
+    Can be hand in hand
+    One family of us
+    Come temporal hell or high water
+
+    DAVE: well
+    DAVE: that was weird
+    DAVE: i gotta admit im kinda sad that i didnt get to raise a little june
+    JUNE: i'm not...
+    KARKAT: WELL, AT LEAST WE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON FROM THIS.
+    DAVE: we did
+    KARKAT: SURE.
+    JUNE: what was it?
+    KARKAT: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
+    KARKAT: BUT I'M SURE SOMEDAY IT WILL COME IN HANDY.
+    KARKAT: LIKE SOME OBSCURE TRIAL WILL HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE AND WE'LL BE ABLE TO DRAW ON OUR COLLECTIVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE MECHANICS OF PARADOX IMPREGNATION.
+    JUNE: it's kind of like jesus, huh?
+    JUNE: a virgin birth.
+    DAVE: definitely not a virgin
+    KARKT: WHAT'S A VIRGIN?
+    JUNE: man, i wonder what would have happened if i'd chosen meat or candy.
+    DAVE: good question june buddy
+    DAVE: i guess the world will just never know
+    [Laughter.]
+    JUNE: probably for the best.
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Dave's Ballad Reprise
+Duration: 1:49
+Contributors:
+- Funk McLovin (Dave)
+- articulatelyComposed (Rose)
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/daves-ballad-reprise
+Lyrics:
+    DAVE: so yeah basically uh
+    DAVE: i got pregnant with a paradox clone of june
+    DAVE: and that was my weekend
+    DAVE: what about you
+    ROSE: Wait, what.
+    ROSE: Explain.
+    DAVE: alright so
+    DAVE: june was supposed to make a selection between meat and candy at a picnic
+    DAVE: right
+    ROSE: Yes.
+    ROSE: Yeah, that was my idea.
+    DAVE: but she didnt do that
+    DAVE: so like you might have imagined-
+    ROSE: So you gave birth to her.
+    DAVE: yeah yeah
+    DAVE: no thats
+    DAVE: thats basically the whole and the half of it
+    ROSE: ...Why do I feel like this has happened before?
+    DAVE: you know i felt that too
+    DAVE: it was like through the whole thing
+    DAVE: it was like this feeling of deja vu
+    DAVE: i dont even know if i have a womb anymore
+    ROSE: I mean, paradox space can do strange things.
+    DAVE: yeah
+    DAVE: well i guess its good that yknow
+    DAVE: she didnt choose meat or candy
+    DAVE: who knows how that would have gone
+    ROSE: Oh, god.
+    DAVE: yeah who knows
+    ROSE: Now that I think about it, that was a terrible choice.
+    ROSE: I don't know why I even thought it would be... decent.
+    DAVE: yeah thats ok
+    DAVE: you cant see the fu- well
+    DAVE: you cant see the future i guess
+    DAVE: i kinda made a musical angle of it
+    DAVE: so like
+    DAVE: uh
+    DAVE: you wanna
+    DAVE: do you wanna
+    DAVE: you wanna do something with that
+    DAVE: we could probably syndicate this and sell it to someone
+    ROSE: Honestly? Sure, why not.
+    DAVE: alright lets do it
+    ROSE: Why not make a couple bucks aft our wacky adventures.
+    DAVE: yeah
+    DAVE: lets do this
+    DAVE: i had a whole baby i might as well gat a couple dollars out of it
+
+    You (I) had a baby and the baby was June
+    You (I) had a baby and the baby was June
+    You (I) had a baby and the baby was June
+    It's absurd to be true (ooooh)
+
+    Dave (I) had a baby and the baby was June
+    He (I) had a baby and the baby was June
+    Dave (I) had the baby and the baby was June
+    And that fixed the paradox loop (ooooh)
+
+    ROSE: Actually, on second thought, making a musical out of this seems like a bad idea.
+    DAVE: yeah its kind of tacky
diff --git a/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.txt b/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.txt
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+Album: The Funk McLovin Homestuck Experience
+Artist: Funk McLovin
+Date: April 13, 2020
+Cover Art: Funk McLovin
+Has Track Art: no
+Color: #a5f0a7
+Groups:
+- Funk McLovin
+- Fandom
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Introduction
+Duration: 0:50
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/introduction
+Lyrics:
+    Hello everybody!
+    My name is Funk McLovin. You might know me as Jojo. I wanna wish everyone a happy 4/13. As you know, this day signifies a very special person's birthday. So, before I start the album, I'd like to sing them a happy birthday right now.
+
+    Happy birthday to you
+    Happy birthday to you
+    Happy birthday dear June
+    Happy birthday to you
+
+    If you said "cha cha cha" or ended the song with "and many more," I assign you Dave Kin.
+
+    Now please, enjoy: Funk McLovin's Homestuck music album.
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: The Strider Rap-Off
+Duration: 3:16
+Original Date: April 9, 2020
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/the-strider-rap-off
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkDY73uNxtE
+Lyrics:
+    DIRK: Hey, dude.
+    DAVE: hey dirk
+    DIRK: I need a second on the rap battle today. You up?
+    DAVE: i dont know dude last time things got a little hairy
+    DIRK: What? Last time was awesome. That shit went viral.
+    DAVE: things can go viral for the wrong reasons dawg
+    DAVE: plus no one could tell our voices apart
+    DIRK: Fuck that, dude. Rap me so hard.
+    DAVE: fine but i get to go first and i get to pick the track
+    DIRK: Cool. But Squarewave is MC'ing.
+    DAVE: fuck
+    DAVE: fine
+
+    DAVE: you can tell by the way i use my walk
+    ive had some help from—
+    TEREZI: OH SH1T.
+
+    DAVE: a seer with chalk
+    ive got rhymes rattling around my dome for days
+    boys named dirk better be out of my way
+    when do you have time to spit
+    when you watch your anime shows
+    no shit
+    just like your shows
+    youre undeniably bad
+    im ashamed to call you my mutual dad
+    son you better get the shovel
+    cuz for your corpse theyll be diggin the tunnel
+    you can swing a sword just like its an art
+    but my half sized sword cuts down the prince aparts
+
+    SQUAREWAVE: NICE RHYME, BRO. YOU'RE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME. BUT IT'S DIRK'S TURN TO RAP. NOW HE'S RISING TO FAME.
+
+    DIRK: You've demonstrated your precision.
+    Forming your rhyme-based incision.
+    Into my psyche like the finest of surgeons.
+    But you fail to account for in your incursion, that your shitty half scalpel can't penetrate.
+    What we have here is a failure to calculate.
+    So, despite your rhyming and the best of luck, you forgot you can't win if you suck.
+    And just for the record, I was just being nice. Your rhymes aren't actually that precise.
+
+    SQUAREWAVE: NEATO DORITOS, MY DUDE'S SUPREME. DAVE RAPPING NEXT IS MY GREATEST DREAM.
+
+    DAVE: can we turn him off
+    please
+
+    DIRK: No.
+
+    DAVE: this track would be ideal if instead of a battle
+    it was just me so my rhymes that could rattle
+    everybody knows my flow can be tops
+    all the folks watching at home are just waiting for you to stop
+    In fact why not just concede victory to me
+    before i splatter your guts for all to—
+    SQUAREWAVE: READ
+
+    DAVE: uh
+
+    DAVE: whats he doing
+
+    SQUAREWAVE: TREE. ME. SEE. PERIGEE.
+    DIRK: He's fucking helping you, dude.
+
+    DIRK: You might be hot shit inside of your brain,
+    But suffice to say that soon you'll be slain
+    And cut down to spec by katanas so shitty.
+    You're like a little baby sucking my rap titty.
+    I spin words together like a mellifluous bard.
+    Remind me how many rap shows have you starred.
+    Also, lay off Squarewave, lest you incur his wrath.
+    Also, dude.
+    Take a fucking bath.
+
+    SQUAREWAVE: ALRIGHT, DUDES. WE ARE REACHING THE END. THIS IS SO COOL. I CAN BARELY COMPREHEND.
+
+    DAVE: i shouldve known
+    i shouldve been knew
+    yet another rap battle you snookered me into
+    every time we bust rhymes i suffer
+    well this is it ive had enougher
+    im putting an end to your assault rap mantle
+    im about to do a somersault off the handle
+    this is it dirk prepare for armageddon night—
+
+    SQUAREWAVE: ARMAGEDDON WAS RELEASED IN 1998. STARRING BRUCE WILLIS, IT'S A MOVIE THAT'S GREAT.
+    DAVE: AAH
+
+    DIRK: Holy shit, dude. Keep the lid on your dick.
+    Let me put a stop to this rap battle, real quick.
+    I think we can crown the king prematurely.
+    You've been acting all hell's of monstrous and surly.
+    Squarewave tell us who's the best on the beat.
+    Be the MC to Dave's defeat.
+
+    SQUAREWAVE: WELL, DIRK, OLD BUDDY, I'M CALCULATING THE WINNER. WE SHOULD ALL BE HOME IN TIME FOR DINNER.
+    BUT FIRST LET ME SAY WHAT A TERRIFIC RAP FIGHT. YOU BOYS REALLY ARE ALL RIGHT.
+    I'VE KEPT YOU WAITING. AFTER DILIGENT WORK. I'VE DECIDED THE WINNER. THE WINNER IS DIRK.
+
+    DAVE: yeah you know what dirk
+    DAVE: im gonna let you have this one
+
+    DIRK: Fucking sick.
+
+    (<i>Credits to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPFTOXaTJ665xSDVxoV6wgQ">Vinyl</a> for <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkDY73uNxtE&lc=Ugxw9X0PulMJTLiITwV4AaABAg">transcription</a>.</i>)
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Jade Defender
+Duration: 2:21
+Original Date: February 21, 2020
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/jade-defender
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0jzBu7IZWU
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: GameGoth
+Duration: 1:42
+Original Date: January 28, 2020
+References:
+- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/gamegoth
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLHdyAM4ujs
+Lyrics:
+    (Welcome, mortals, to the best - and last! - game of your life. Mwahahahahahahaaaa!)
+
+    I'm the GameGoth, and I don't mess around
+    I'll beat all your scores and take you to town
+    Out in the creepy manor right behind the arcade
+    I'll show you around, don't be afraid
+
+    Dark Souls, Metroid, Amnesia too
+    I've got spooky titles coming out my wazoo
+    I'll make you a deal: just try to survive
+    If you beat me in a game I'll let you outta here alive
+
+    You're in the GameGoth's clutches
+    And I hope you got the skills
+    'Cause he's the gaming master
+    With the highest deaths to kills
+
+    Since you are the guest I'll let you pick the game
+    Animal Crossing? Ha! No that one's lame
+    I've got Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
+    Resident Evil and... Battletoads?
+
+    [Epic synth solo]
+
+    You're in the GameGoth's clutches
+    And I hope you got the skills
+    'Cause he's the gaming master
+    With the highest deaths to kills
+
+    Well you lost fair and square so try not to scream
+    While your blood is let out by the glow of the screen
+    I'd say "better luck next time" but that won't be the case
+    Another victim claimed to the darkest gaming ace
+    Hahahaha!
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Less Pale, More Pail
+Duration: 2:03
+Original Date: February 10, 2020
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/less-pale-more-pail
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQj9F5fLMI
+Lyrics:
+    Don't wanna be your best frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend
+    Don't wanna be your moiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
+    I wanna climb inside all of your sopor slime
+    Let's see less pale and more paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil
+
+    You have been a pal to me
+    For as long as I can recall
+    But that close friendship
+    I just don't want it all
+
+    If you're just a bud
+    Then I'll take a pass
+    It's all or nothing, babe
+    'Cause you're one sexy lass
+
+    Don't wanna be your best friend
+    Don't wanna be your moirail
+
+    Don't wanna be your best frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend
+    Don't wanna be your moiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
+    I wanna climb inside all of your sopor slime
+    Let's see less pale and more paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil
+
+    (Oh, baby. Please don't make me beg.
+    'Cause I will beg. I don't wanna beg but I will.
+    I definitely will beg. If you make me.)
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Steel Bastille: Heart of Light, Crown of Thorns
+Duration: 2:58
+Original Date: February 26, 2020
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/steel-bastille-heart-of-light-crown-of-thorns
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDPym9XkRk
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Vrissy's Theme
+Duration: 2:29
+Original Date: January 2, 2020
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vrissys-theme
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w86Mq0kLnwQ
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Vogue Rogue
+Duration: 2:09
+Original Date: January 6, 2020
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vogue-rogue
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttk-q7BonIE
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Ult!Dirk Can't Rap
+Duration: 0:59
+Original Date: April 3, 2020
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/ult-dirk-cant-rap
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUK0HAPXeQ
+Lyrics:
+    (Awwww yeah. You better synchronize your watches, 'cause it's Dirk time, baby.)
+
+    Dirk Strider making bars
+    Unprecedented on Deltritus
+    Skull-headed bitches wanna find us
+    Space players wanna be us
+
+    Narratively sound and far away from Earth C
+    All you gotta do to be better than you is to be me
+
+    I put my daughter in a robot
+    Metal daughter
+    She brought along a friend
+    Metal daughter squatter
+
+    Boyfriend in her wallet
+    She making the moves
+    Leaving Dirk all alone
+    To pack up the grooves
+
+    Baby's first new species
+    Better gift yourself a bib
+    Lovecraftian abomination
+    Claims burbon claim to win
+
+    A competition etched in the blood of my kin
+    What will you do? When the pimps in the crib
+
+    I'll make Rose's skills look like stepping on a rake
+    This [??] dig will be a piece of cake
+    I hope Terezi drowns in a lake
+    I wonder how Jane's doing? God I miss Jake
+
+    (--Rose get the fuck out of here!)
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Vriska's Theme (Off The Shits Edition)
+Duration: 3:50
+References: Vriska's Theme
+URLs:
+- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vriskas-theme-off-the-shits-edition
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o34votcZmMA
diff --git a/album/unreleased-tracks.txt b/album/unreleased-tracks.txt
index 973abb66..0c6cd877 100644
--- a/album/unreleased-tracks.txt
+++ b/album/unreleased-tracks.txt
@@ -1255,6 +1255,12 @@ Track: Aba Daba Honeymoon
 Artist: Arthur Fields, Walter Donovan
 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBLutEJg-Jk
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Accept My Shaft
+Directory: accept-my-shaft-nsp
+Artist: Ninja Sex Party
+Duration: 4:14
+URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxvz325stqw
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Track: Ah! vous dirai-je, maman
 Artist: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0mnPCi5lS8
@@ -1438,6 +1444,11 @@ Artist: Secret of Mana
 Duration: 1:42
 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFN0GLAMJ3k
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Fever
+Artist: Eddie Cooley, Otis Blackwell
+Directory: fever-cooley-blackwell
+Has URLs: no
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Track: First Call
 Artist: Lost in History
 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB6ZENgAqpA
@@ -1461,6 +1472,12 @@ Artist: N.W.A.
 Duration: 5:45
 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADdpLv3RDhA
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Get It On
+Directory: get-it-on-chase
+Artist: Chase
+Duration: 3:00
+URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4QBZanJKyA
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Track: Giorgio by Moroder
 Artist: Daft Punk
 Duration: 9:13
@@ -1479,6 +1496,12 @@ Artist: Street Fighter
 Duration: 4:05
 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Hey Baby
+Directory: hey-baby-bruce-channel
+Artist: Bruce Channel
+Duration: 2:24
+URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik9dxkKriV0
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Track: Historia Crux
 Artist: Final Fantasy
 Duration: 4:28
@@ -1546,6 +1569,12 @@ Artist: StoryCorps
 Duration: 2:28
 URLs: https://beta.prx.org/stories/130979
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Lawnmower
+Directory: lawnmower-lemon-demon
+Artist: Lemon Demon
+Duration: 3:13
+URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fEfhsTyRL4
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Track: Layton's Theme
 Artist: Professor Layton and the Curious Village
 Duration: 2:10
@@ -1560,6 +1589,11 @@ Artist: Coldplay
 Duration: 2:30
 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPD59NTahc0
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Lonely Rolling Star
+Artist: Katamari Damacy
+Duration: 5:44
+URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_QydNXI_ok
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Track: Mad About the Boy
 Artist: Dinah Washington
 Duration: 3:09
@@ -1589,6 +1623,13 @@ Artist: Blue's Clues
 Duration: 0:15
 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KRtN6-DgrY
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Man of Constant Sorrow
+Directory: man-of-constant-sorrow-o-brother
+Artist:
+- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
+Duration: 3:43
+URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDEqgmGIVg
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Track: Master of Puppets
 Artist: Metallica
 Duration: 8:35
@@ -1706,6 +1747,12 @@ Artist: VVVVVV
 Duration: 3:39
 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25m3Gk7mRQM
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Rainbow Connection
+Directory: rainbow-connection-muppets
+Artist: The Muppets
+Duration: 3:15
+URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69PQuw0r3oM
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Track: Recruitment Theme
 Artist: Fire Emblem
 Duration: 1:44
@@ -1825,6 +1872,12 @@ Artist: Insane Clown Posse
 Duration: 4:39
 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbkh9NVpn-s
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Track: Teenagers
+Directory: teenagers-mcr
+Artist: My Chemical Romance
+Duration: 2:41
+URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKOBJR5vHs
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Track: Tempus adest floridum
 Artist: Lost in History
 URLs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv8PgukSLX0