add penumbra orgasm (gunshow singalong)

5 files changed, 171 insertions, 2 deletions

diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-volume-ii.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-volume-ii.yaml
index 452fa8b..6e472c2 100644
--- a/album/cool-and-new-volume-ii.yaml
+++ b/album/cool-and-new-volume-ii.yaml
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 Album: cool and new volume II
 Date: July 20, 2016
-Date Added: May 21, 2022
+Date Added: May 22, 2022
 URLs:
 - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-volume-ii
 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr8SnpiHh--XCb8YZxt93lQv
@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ Art Tags:
 - Hella Jeff
 Cover Art File Extension: png
 Track Art File Extension: png
-Color: '#fbc0b8'
+Color: '#ff8a84'
 Groups:
 - Fandom
 - Cool and New Music Team
diff --git a/album/gunshow-singalong.yaml b/album/gunshow-singalong.yaml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..aa200c4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/album/gunshow-singalong.yaml
@@ -0,0 +1,165 @@
+Album: '[NSFW] Ｐｅｎｕｍｂｒａ オーガズム：百万ドルリミックス（ Ｇｕｎｓｈｏｗ Ｓｉｎｇａｌｏｎｇ ）の小ローン'
+Directory: gunshow-singalong
+Artists:
+- Aris Martinian
+- Pipko Fanfare
+- yazshu
+Date: August 1, 2016
+Date Added: May 22, 2022
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nsfw
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNiDD3prNpE
+Cover Artists:
+- yazshu
+- dick2bombs
+- miraculousAvantgarde (sticker)
+Art Tags:
+- John
+- Sans
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Has Track Art: false
+Color: '#f9ddde'
+Groups:
+- Fandom
+- Cool and New Music Team
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Tronald Trumpet:</i>
+
+    <big>[NSFW] Penumbra Orgasm: A Small Loan of A Million Dollars Remix (Gunshow Singalong)</big>
+---
+Track: '[NSFW] Ｐｅｎｕｍｂｒａ オーガズム：百万ドルリミックス（ Ｇｕｎｓｈｏｗ Ｓｉｎｇａｌｏｎｇ ）の小ローン'
+Directory: gunshow-singalong
+Artists:
+- Aris Martinian (lyrics)
+- Pipko Fanfare (intro guitar)
+- yazshu (backing track, receptionist)
+Contributors:
+- Bambosh (Narrator)
+- Griever (Donald Trump)
+- XenoZane (Toby Fox)
+Duration: '3:28'
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nsfw
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNiDD3prNpE
+Referenced Tracks:
+- The Star-Spangled Banner
+- Dogsong
+- track:megalovania-undertale
+Sampled Tracks:
+- The Star-Spangled Banner
+- Gabe the dog sound effects
+- a knocking sound effect (www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpNRbHnLSqs)
+- Glock sound effects from Counter-Strike Source
+- Dogsong
+- I guess technically the discord 'entered VC' noise
+- track:megalovania-undertale
+Lyrics: |-
+    (Just go from the top.) (Okay.)
+
+    [NARRATOR]
+    One bright summer morning in mid-to-late June
+    Our president Trump was whistling a tune
+    As he whistled a tune with his tongue long and thick
+    With his tongue long and thick he sucked quick on his dick
+
+    [RECEPTIONIST]
+    Mister Trump, your royal highness, your bath is installed
+    You may take a bath now
+
+    [NARRATOR]
+    His receptionist called
+
+    [TRUMP]
+    I will take a bath later, whenever I please
+    Or I guess if I can’t stand the smell of dick cheese
+    Which I usually can, I’ve smelt cheese all my life
+    It’s smelt oft on me... it’s smelt on my wife
+
+    [RECEPTIONIST]
+    TM-TMI
+
+    [NARRATOR]
+    They said then as they sat at their desk
+    They were used to Trump’s ravings both mad and grotesque
+    But a knock on the door interrupted their thoughts
+    And a grunt could be heard followed by three gunshots
+
+    [RECEPTIONIST]
+    Who’s there?
+
+    [NARRATOR]
+    The receptionist, with bravery unknown
+    Asked quickly to cover a loud D-Trump moan
+
+    [FOX]
+    'Tis I
+
+    [NARRATOR]
+    Came a voice from behind the large door
+
+    [FOX]
+    'Tis I, Toby Fox, on the tiled White House floor
+
+    [RECEPTIONIST]
+    It’s not actually tiled—
+
+    [FOX]
+    I don’t care
+
+    [NARRATOR]
+    Fox replied
+
+    [FOX]
+    If this floor isn’t tiled by tomorrow you’re fried
+    I’m here to consort with the president Trump
+    He expected my hands on his flabby royal rump
+    Let me into his room, I can hear his moans now
+
+    [TRUMP]
+    Come to me, Toby Fox
+    With your cock you must plow
+    Straight into my buttocks
+
+    [FOX]
+    I think that you’ll find
+    If you spread his cheeks open and look deep inside
+    A mysterious number repeated aplenty
+    That happens to be seven hundred and twenty
+
+    [NARRATOR]
+    Fox’s stature was short, at least shorter than Trump’s
+    But he entered the room and grabbed Trump’s juicy rumps
+    He’d gained plenty of knowledge about how to screw
+    When rapidly he’d produced Undertale Two
+    And his address was leaked, his identity grabbed
+    And he sold his own body till it bruised and it scabbed
+    But no matter, for Fox was intrepid as fuck
+    A better man now, having gone through the muck
+    He inserted his groin into Trump’s waiting hole
+
+    [FOX]
+    Ugg, I should’ve waited before selling my soul
+    To that damned Andrew Hussie, for here is a swan
+    In the form of a chubby bald manwhore named Don
+
+    [TRUMP]
+    I’m a naughty boy, Toby, Just before you came in
+    I was licking so gently my very foreskin
+    Those acts which I lovingly call my self-fucks
+    For which I got a small loan of a million bucks
+    To increase my skin volume to make myself thick
+    For you know this thick dick used to be small and sick
+
+    [FOX]
+    I got fifty one thousand, considerably less
+    But what I did, dear Trump, I do have to confess
+    Was I made a great game that the Pope even got
+    (MatPat’s my disciple whom I’ve often taught)
+    So I think that my prowess is greater than yours
+    Plus you’re the one under my dick on all fours
+
+    [NARRATOR]
+    He slid in and then out, the receptionist stared
+    As Trump’s greatest moment was live on Twitch aired
+    For who was nearby and propped up on one knee
+    Naught but a cameraman named Andrew Hussie
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/album/heaven-sent.yaml b/album/heaven-sent.yaml
index c836382..78eadc1 100644
--- a/album/heaven-sent.yaml
+++ b/album/heaven-sent.yaml
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@ URLs:
 Has Track Art: false
 Cover Artists:
 - Swagazaki
+Cover Art File Extension: png
 Color: '#e20084'
 Groups:
 - Fandom
diff --git a/artists.yaml b/artists.yaml
index 8e784d3..4968165 100644
--- a/artists.yaml
+++ b/artists.yaml
@@ -1018,6 +1018,8 @@ Artist: Diana Ross
 ---
 Artist: Diane Warren
 ---
+Artist: dick2bombs
+---
 Artist: Difarem
 URLs:
 - https://soundcloud.com/difarem
diff --git a/static-pages.yaml b/static-pages.yaml
index 5782445..5a38c70 100644
--- a/static-pages.yaml
+++ b/static-pages.yaml
@@ -117,6 +117,7 @@ Content: |-
             - [[track:chalk-emerald]], [[track:lord-spanish]], and [[track:tick]] are now here instead of in [[album:more-homestuck-fandom]], along with new entry [[track:game-hypothesis]]
             - new [[album:references-beyond-homestuck|referenced non-homestuck tracks]]: [[track:300-this-is-sparta-remix]], [[track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure]], [[track:brodyquest]], [[track:chopsticks]], [[track:dragon-roost-island]], [[track:feel-good-inc]], [[track:futurama-main-theme]], [[track:megalo-strike-back]], [[track:messiah]], [[track:michael-rosen-rap]], [[track:moonlight-sonata]], [[track:red-like-roses-part-ii]], [[track:scary-monsters-and-nice-sprites]], [[track:splatoon-squid-kid-tv-commercial]], [[track:waluigi-pinball-wario-stadium]], [[track:where-the-guns-at]]
                 - new artists for these: [[artist:azusa-chiba]], [[artist:casey-lee-williams]], [[artist:christopher-tyng]], [[artist:euphemia-allen]], [[artist:george-frideric-handel]], [[artist:futurama]], [[artist:gorillaz]], [[artist:jeff-williams]], [[artist:joonas-turner]], [[artist:jukio-kallio]], [[artist:keaton-monger]], [[artist:kenta-nagata]], [[artist:kimihiro-abe]], [[artist:masaharu-iwata]], [[artist:michael-rosen]], [[artist:nuclear-throne]], [[artist:rwby]], [[artist:sandy-lee-casey]], [[artist:shinobu-tanaka]], [[artist:skrillex]], [[artist:toru-minegishi]]
+        - added [[album:gunshow-singalong]] and new artist [[artist:dick2bombs]]!
         - many new (and cool) art tags, check the end of this changelog for details
     - added [[album:deltarune-ch2-ost]] by [[group:toby-fox]], with some accompanying tweaks:
         - added a bunch of CD/vinyl release bonus tracks to [[album:undertale-soundtrack]]